CHAOTIC GOOD PEOPLE 2

[@kennethclark4599]

Most of these ancient monsters and demons actually sound like people I would hang out at the movies with.

[@3RR0RNULL]

Ik I would probably get along with them.

[@AnoNymous-gn6tl]

@@3RR0RNULL I sense a bromantic comedy brewing... **cut to us normies hanging out with Baal, Asmodeus, Cthulhu, Ashtaroth, and Azrael, getting smoothies and laughing at memes on our phones while 90's soft-rock plays in the background.** Also, I would like a romance sub-plot with a cryptid demon lady... But don't we all?

[@sallyparty1978]

Hehaw

[@davegity8796]

Except the human sacrifice, forced sex, and beastiality. So wanna rethink that.

[@davegity8796]

@@AnoNymous-gn6tl ctuthulhu isnt even an actual myth, its a horror character

[@michaelmarkrealrumahorbo1075]

0:15 I'm in awe, bro is going to make an entire system of school ruins in a few minutes

[@TopTierGamerMan]

The government: wait, that’s illegal.

[@looneymar9153]

the intention is great, sadly, one can't just tell to their employer they've learned harvard's curriculum from a reddit post, this system has its back covered with diplomas, certificates (which are, let's be honest, a must) and shit

[@marcusdaloia2974]

They're going to try but membership in american schools are just veblen goods at this point; they're just a credit-check.

[@Sandthesand]

@@looneymar9153 I think the principle of the post is that if the information becomes public enough they’ll have no choice but to address it.

[@EricWulfe]

​@@looneymar9153 to think that you need a Harvard certificate just to become a woodworker lol

[@michaeljohnson1117]

5:15 Since they're metal, take them to a scrap yard, then use the money to buy food to hand out to homeless people. Use it to help the very people this stuff was designed to hurt.

[@_Its_Ya_Boy]

*I’ll take em*

[@TheEmeraldMenOfficial]

Not even that. Weld them into sculptures of a middle finger and bolt them down in the driveways of whoever approved the anti-homeless benches, so they can’t drive to work

[@Blipy]

20:30 is absolutely amazing, this is a real chaotic good kid.

[@cooperanderson107]

Screw the kid, it’s the firemen being firemen that’s the example of chaotic good here.

[@nathansmith9104]

Those firemen weren’t f*cking around

[@AuthenticKale]

Straight facts

[@Cerinaya]

That was a smart kid who finally had it with the schools BS. I love that the firemen weren't fucking around either.

[@Flutistno3]

I heard of a story where a man lost his life attempting to stop a man from beating his girlfriend. He and the girlfriend were both shot. She died too. Sad, but what an absolutely honorable death.

[@Flutistno3]

@Silver Chariot I said it wrong, and you misunderstood. The guy that was beating her, that was her boyfriend, but the guy that got killed was just seeing it. He was trying to save a perfect stranger from being beaten by her boyfriend, someone else.

[@silverchariot1579]

@@Flutistno3 oh. What a sad tale, still hope for the peace of the girl and her savior

[@someguy8273]

Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimp.

[@Flutistno3]

@Some Guy OK whatever.

[@pinktooth5473]

Ever see The Brave One w Jodie Foster?

[@Estrallio]

20:38 somehow, the school stories on reddit make me unfathomably angry. Like, how can teachers and others who work in education be so ignorant?

[@legendgames128]

Cause Reddit and others recommends either echo chamber content or rage content, no "I respectfully disagree" or other middle ground.

[@smokinggnu6584]

We need more Chaotic Good people on this planet.

[@lydiagrace8300]

Damn right!

[@yyhhttcccyyhhttccc6694]

*yes*

[@amberkat8147]

That dude who's been liberating the benches is a true hero. I should buy an adjustable wrench to carry with me so I can do that too. I HATE hostile architecture- homeless people already have more than their share of problems to deal with, merely finding a place to sleep shouldn't have to top the list. Racing Snail rider and rhino horn copying biotech peeps are also the heroes we need. So is Buffy the Psych Prof. And the two "vaccine hack" peeps. And the farmer's auction peeps. Heck, all of these peeps rule and I think if we had more people like them our world would be a much better place.

[@sirdropkick2251]

No man he stole thire hard earned money regardless of what he used it for and he should be in jail or someone's gonna kill him I know I would.

[@herothecrow994]

“I have more fish, tape, and willpower than your entire organization” is a quote that needs to go in the history books right this instant

[@agentdoggo6085]

The man on the thumbnail has gained the legendary dnd alignment chaotic evil good

[@roach9565]

He looked so guilty and sad, even though it was a good thing and a bad thing at the same time

[@dxasset]

Man should get a pardon

[@bluemew22]

Hi, non-Dungeoner here. Wouldn't that be Chaotic Neutral?

[@histranger5808]

hol up... let him cook.

[@peashootergaming7903]

That's just Chaotic Neutral.

[@sebastianfries274]

12:14 Robert Smalls didn’t purchase a random house, but ended up purchasing his former master’s house

[@ghostingvivi]

that makes his story even better

[@ultraliskbuilder5831]

I actually feel a little bad for the firefighter close to last. If I was the guy I would have been like "awww now I don't get to chop down this door and make these stupid school admins pay for it."

[@scruffmaster0185]

Tbh I would’ve just chopped it down without saying anything. They wanna play god? Well then they can buy a new door with all that power.

[@Kishanth.J]

And what are they going to do, buy a new door? They can’t even staff it. So it he had knocked down the door, they wouldn’t be able to lock it. Win win.

[@nucleargaming7764]

We did guys! It's a series now

[@loafi..x]

@@TopTierGamerMan E

[@jigandwag2377]

Y'all are doing guys without me?

[@theklum5643]

There’s a word missing that drastically changes the meaning of your comment

[@nucleargaming7764]

Oh dear... What have I done

[@jshrhrgahhuehtnmppl]

Wait, we did guys?

[@nglidk]

15:39 totaling a mechanical vehicle worth thousands of dollars to help someone in danger it the greatest thing I could imagine

[@joshuarasmussen5679]

... chaotic good gardener... inspiration for DnD character. Druid rouge... a theif that's has a thing for plants. Will grow vines to climb walls... use plant based poison and weapons... basically an under power but still effective cross between cat woman and poison ivy.

[@simpleclonetrooper2740]

0:00 Let him cook.

[@sadgirl_gutter797]

Fuck yeah!!!😆

[@juhasznagyjozsef]

If you ever make a sextape you have to play any Disney song in the background, so if it's ever going to leak Disney will take it down for copyright infringement.

[@crystaljones1935]

Who wants to see my ex perform in "It's a Small Willy After All"?

[@Ruby...X]

@Crystal Jones I love this comment

[@devinnall2284]

They could still mute the footage and put music over it so just to be safe you should also be playing frozen on TV in the background

[@crystaljones1935]

@@devinnall2284 I'm more of a Mulan fan, but okay.

[@molybdaen11]

And cross dress while wearing Disney logo shirts and pants. Every video another Disney movie, it keeps the relationship exciting.

[@No.1RatedSalesman]

0:53 imagine you're going about your day, beating up homeless people, and then you get fucked up by the mobile furfest taskforce, image how confusing that must have been

[@sadgirl_gutter797]

😂

[@krychur4956]

I gotta have a drink with the Florida man at the beginning. he is a hero in my eyes.

[@crystaljones1935]

DC, Marvel, Image, Top Cow, and any comic folks out there... can we get a Florida Man book up in here, please? It can be just this guy's one-shot. C'mon, it'll sell, you can even make games and movies, a Florida Man series... lots of material to work with

[@Qualicabyss]

Rhino horn one is just plain good, no chaotic about it

[@alicewilloughby4318]

10:21 - *YES!!!* 11:50 - Major props to this guy!!! They should make a movie of his life! 13:16 - They should make a movie of her life, too! 14:27 - "Dinger"? You can't even say "finger" on KZbin, now??? 14:52 - *Legend!* 17:59 - The spirit of 13:16 lives on! 😀

[@Mo_Mauve]

The bot isn't very smart & it's slightly hard to tell whether or not the word finger is being used in a way where it should be censored.

[@Mo_Mauve]

Just censoring it when it's a verb would be a lot better though.

[@Mo_Mauve]

Calling a finger a dinger in that sentence makes something that's not sexual at all sound sexual.

[@cama838]

He’s not the hero we asked for but he is what we need.

[@mr.agoshi1872]

First couple seconds of the video: Me: "Let him cook."

[@thechaosreaper]

17:46 The gangsters: If the government won't do anything, we'll do it ourselves

[@legendgames128]

Gangsters are just secret police, under the guise of lawbreakers.

[@mythicalpopcorn7608]

4:45 a moment of respect for the nod to the princess bride

[@alicewilloughby4318]

Indeed!

[@chaoticglitched]

These are truly the chaotic good people of all time

[@TheThreeDGrasshopper]

14:49 When that parent grows really old and passes peacefully, they are going to do so with a smile

[@azurecorviknight4189]

0:47 seems that Furries still have a bit of humanity within them... good job to them, may they get the Good vibes.

[@iaminsideyourwalls2021]

One of the rare times where I respect furries.

[@irenelowe9739]

Furries are just people who dress up, what bad thing do they do

[@addison_v_ertisement1678]

They still alow what goes on e621. Sapho the Hypnotist also exists. They still alow opportunity for horrible shit. Don't forget that. I'll still like, because some people think furries are pure evil, but still don't forget their flaws.

[@Anastyserpent_213]

@@addison_v_ertisement1678 Dude you acting like they can control her life 💀 They can't do really anything other than cancelling her

[@Kyleruin]

​@@addison_v_ertisement1678 yeah, just like anyone else, this doesn't have to be said💀

[@generalnawaki]

2:14 got solid genuine laugh outta that.

[@JohnHunterJohnHunter]

Guy at 18:21 went from breaking bad to baking bread

[@bloodybeignet7710]

BHAHAJAHHA

[@minecraftperson8412]

18:21 bro went from Walter White to Remy with one dish served

[@drewholmes7356]

2:54 Hyper Giga Chad. Someone who cares for the environment while having the ability and 4 ton nuts to do so.

[@endercat3344]

I think be is a horrible person, I mean he ruined their lives so quickly

[@bananadestroyer9732]

But beach

[@a_randomdude201]

​@@endercat3344 Is it known that these pair are some of the Fuck off ones or those who actually earned this weltj with theyr hard work? Cause ill feel bad for them without an answerm

[@LowestHonor]

He just ruined their lives, he is not a giga chad, he just made them homeless.

[@markgallagher1790]

Yo why that first dude in jail? He's a hero

[@SenseiRaisen]

Honestly ... yeah!! i mean ... is wrong to barbecue people ... but honestly, if you want to send a very big impact messenge to other child molesters, just do that. Its akin to the same when some kingdoms put the heads of their enemies in pikes for warn the invaders. Or when Vald Tepes impaled his enemies and put them in the outskirts of Rumania for send a messenge to his enemies. From outside it was a horrible act, but for the people of Rumania, Vlad was considerate a heroe.

[@bloodybeignet7710]

Yess

[@yukitai9063]

16:20 I'm speechless. That is probably the funniest silent form of tortureless torture I have read. What rate was the money given? a dollar a minute? What currency? (may convert for privacy) Just imagining a 21yr old staring at a 40yr old, the former with $2 hovering over the tip jar and wallet held open in other hand, the latter glancing back and forth between the 16yr old whom they're yelling at and the 21yr old who's still threatening to drop more money.

[@grayanddevpdx]

50% of these are groups of people who are normally considered bad redeeming themselves and I love it.

[@Gilhelmi]

14:05 THERE ARE TWO HORSIES AND ONE OF THEM IS A BABY. LOL, my favorite one yet. (Secure your devices folks.) EDIT: I thought "can't get better". I was wrong. The Firefighters showing up and threatening to break down the door to the Nurse's office is my new favorite. I love Chaotic Good.

[@mionfel1350]

Sooo good makes me wonder who the type of people are that would dislike the video

[@lotuscat3173]

Probaby people with a sense of humor or above 13 years old

[@drakesword5214]

@@lotuscat3173 I don't think this specific video is made to be laughed at, more like just anarcho-wholesomeness, I guess.

[@irenelowe9739]

Prob the people who were finna be barbecued

[@wallnut7815]

0:00 Hold up, let him cook -Woody

[@suspiciouswolf933]

This gives me so much fucking hope for the future One day I hope I will have a chaotic good story of my own to share

[@SwankemasterSupreme]

We must protect this Florida man.

[@Cat-li2be]

20:30 props to both the firefighters and the 911 call person

[@arcticdragon8593]

Florida man: maybe I don't want to be the bad guy anymore

[@blackster_Co.]

1:26 We are the ancient evil. Behold: the antediluvian curse!

[@arashinoakumyo3535]

A friend’s great grandad had a habit going to each farm auction and ensuring the victim would get their land back. Helped he was a 6ft5 brute of a man who regularly fought in bare knuckle fights and had apparently killed two men in fights. Met him one before he died at 99 and was still a brute then. Also Freddie a bad ass! She needs a statue in Haarlem!

[@DJRaguindinGame]

16:07 I've seen this one probably like 50 times already but I'll always love it the "Aggressive generosity to combat Boomer selfishness" part never gets old

[@derpboat9371]

Here at Florida Grills BBQ, we grill literally everything! Beef, Chicken, the flesh of Sexual Predators… EVERYTHING gets grilled!

[@herobrine3678]

The guy with the university post is actually something i might look into because it’s true the USA financial system with college is crazy his doesn’t sound too bad 0:15

[@kayq3231]

Ah yes. The toilet paper panic of 2020. I coped by buying one pack of tp every time I went to the store. Realized I was probably okay once October 2020 hit and predicted I'd have enough tp to last until March. I did not buy tp again until February of 2022!

[@BeautifulBelladonna]

God Damn! how much did you buy?

[@kayq3231]

@@BeautifulBelladonna 5 packages. I'd get the biggest one I could find at the time and I live alone so it lasted a long time.

[@BeautifulBelladonna]

@@kayq3231 Damn....

[@RoseOfDisdain]

1:14 *violent high-pitched demonic screeching and hissing followed by the explosions of hundreds of acidic shredder bombs*

[@PatrixBest]

1:45 no that still sounds pretty fucking evil, for the most part.

[@Cinemace81]

0:46 See? We’re not all bad!

[@EmberNyxtical]

fr

[@Cinemace81]

@@EmberNyxtical based

[@donnerblitzen1388]

0:51 I so would’ve loved to have seen this and filmed it. I’d have made copies for the furries and NO ONE ELSE. Snitches get stitches, YA DIG? Still…that’d make for some interesting footage though!

[@murdermonarchmassivecardiac]

Bro, they’re furries. They are still terrible for the new generations of children.

[@dilophosaurusfan1739]

@@murdermonarchmassivecardiac Shut

[@scottish_lunatic]

@@murdermonarchmassivecardiac so your telling me that what they done now means nothing because they wear a fluffy costume? and dont even get started with the whole "tHeY dO tHe FuNnY tO aNiMaLs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" even though thats the part of the community that not even other furries talk about i can agree, it would be weird if that was their everyday outfit but i doubt someone would willingly cook themselves in one of those costumes. the only furries i hate are the ones in that video of peta furries destroying a car for shits and giggles.

[@murdermonarchmassivecardiac]

@@scottish_lunatic And that’s what I’m actually talking about.

[@scottish_lunatic]

@@murdermonarchmassivecardiac you do realise this is a video about actually good people? i came here to restore my faith in humanity and so did you, so does an argument really have to exist on every video?

[@crashalot43]

For the 1st Florida man let him cook

[@Montana2.0122]

0:50 imma going 40 days for this to sink in

[@danielwinter441]

4:47 just the perfect revenge

[@JungéShikisanki]

Now this… This is Chaotic Good, My kind of style.

[@JC_Stone]

17:15 This is just Arthur Morgan

[@bonefetcherbrimley7740]

3:00 Holy shit, coastal strawberries are a thing?? Yes. I approve. DO IT. NO ONE READS THOSE WAIVERS ANYWAY!

[@LowestHonor]

There is nothing good about what that person did, they just destroyed their house and left him homeless because of strawberries.

[@thefederalrepublicoferusea3900]

0:03 Let him cook

[@leonardorolingstella8554]

This is why all my D&D characters are chaotic good

[@glutenfreehand-jobs4918]

20:42 that firefighter is the biggest Chad of all time

[@gimmeyourrights8292]

"What makes a man a man, A friend once wondered. Is it his orgins, the way he comes to life? I don't think so. It's the choices he makes; not how he starts things but how he decides to end things." - Hellboy

[@MrSkeleton14]

0:51 “perhaps i treated you too harshly” *remembers* “Nvm”

[@SNOW_THE_WOLF]

MY brother in Christ I am what can be called a furry and I don't see why you cannot appreciate the homeless man and his dog being saved

[@MrSkeleton14]

@@SNOW_THE_WOLF no, i mean the story is fake

[@SNOW_THE_WOLF]

@@MrSkeleton14 true but we can pretend brother

[@MrSkeleton14]

@@SNOW_THE_WOLF rather not believe in false furry propaganda

[@SNOW_THE_WOLF]

@@MrSkeleton14 ok I'll go back to bullying the dinosaur kids

[@marcusdaloia2974]

Racing Snail The Minivan went straight to Valhalla.

[@froudsonny12]

0:53 that’s cool

[@Natalie66796]

That guy first guy is a hero

[@KeKe-bv8qv]

Robert Smalls is my new favorite true legend. edit Freddie Oversteegen, what a woman. edit 2 the guy putting money in the tip jar XD edit 3 There's too many, I love this.

[@soulofflame9999]

0:52: Perhaps we treated them too harshly 4:31: Brain size: M E G A 4:45: I think the bartender guy saved a girl from horrible mental scars 6:09: All fun and games til you need to write your name down for something. 6:57: Satan decided to be good

[@EmberNyxtical]

0:52 no shit people judge us for the most random shit smh

[@soulofflame9999]

@@EmberNyxtical I feel like half of the furry community desperately wants to divorce themselves from the... (ahem) other half.

[@EmberNyxtical]

@@soulofflame9999 yeah.

[@amethystv3599]

19:40 chaotic good firefighters? yes.

[@maxxor-overworldhero6730]

Starting on a high note, I see. I imagine he was essentially going after much of Florida's school system.

[@redpandamurphy]

17:20 PREPARE FOR TROUBLE!!!

[@SlayertheDandyMan]

Rolled a nat 20 on chaos

[@ryobaaishi9968]

0:48 Everyone: *prehaps I have judged you too harshly*

[@EmberNyxtical]

no shit

[@Ukrainian-supporter]

The type 1 diabetic story I like the most because I too am type 1

[@legendgames128]

4:44 Inconceivable!

[@mymother3301]

0:47 listen, they may be the most terrible creatjres on this planet, but even the devil has his soft sides.

[@Totallynotredtail]

12:15 someone needs to make a movie about this, RIGHT NOW.

[@titusdivelbiss3631]

When I saw the thumbnail I thought, good 4 u man, u deserve a medal

[@vibraniumpotato6493]

2:23 bro gotta do the main quest

[@GeneralDoge-f3c]

1:54 sounds like irl, that can be considered evil...

[@allbankbasalisk___2005]

Robert smalls not only bought the plantation he was a slave at but also didn't use the code book. He did the codes from memory.

[@lichkrieg4898]

The park bench thing. The extra step is either giving them to he homeless to scrap or scrapping them yourself and donating the money to the local shelters. That way the homeless have have a place to sleep and get a meal out of it.

[@Junodragon6780]

If the first one is true, they better let him out. If no one was going to do it somebody else was. It ain't his fault the government refuses to take out the trash! 🙄

[@CornPop2]

Eric Brown Jr is a real one

[@marinkifer4099]

0:01 who the fuck starts a meme video like that i just sat down

[@ProbablyBacon]

I absolutely love the t1 diabetes one

[@Benjamin002]

I smell chaos

[@hanjxoe]

the florida man at the beginning following The Sims logic

[@GearTech147]

14:50 This sounds like it would've been Groot's backstory.

[@Daeneiracorn]

Mozart being supposedly the first dude to pirate music is literally the best

[@lonewolf-4lfe399]

We need more people like this Florida Man

[@SHMOTZZ-]

0:03 let him cook

[@Trumps_desklamp]

First guy should get a medal and continue the barbecue

[@waddledee6642]

Why do i relate to these people so much

[@SleepingCat455]

Congrats to all who fib3d this early

[@marionette8739]

"A friendly Cat girl hacker" Is this the one that leaked the TSA 2019 No Fly List...?

[@GrandLynx-kp2zi]

A Heroic Florida Man and Heroic Furries now I've truly seen everything

[@qtea3.149]

7:55 IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS ONE AFTER READING IT LIEK A YEAR AGO AND WHEEZING

[@isaacfrand3824]

The first meme: Payday 2 BBQ pack - melee weapon - the Motherforker

[@michaelbujaki2462]

3:56 The kid $100 richer: "Wow, that worked?"