CHAOTIC GOOD PEOPLE

[@victorillo377]

That homeless car protecting dude is such a freaking legend.

[@Xerdar36]

God bless him…

[@TylerTheCreatorFan1202]

Heck yeah

[@mikeobannion2129]

Fuckin Respect!

[@SupahCray]

YES HE IS!!!!

[@wesleyward5901]

"Thief returns after stealing woman's car, yells at her for leaving 4YO son alone in vehicle." *Professionals have standards*

[@captainpolar2343]

some even have better morals than normal people

[@TangoWolf09]

"I don't care if they throw me in jail for stealing a car, but I'll be DAMNED before I get put in jail for kidnapping"

[@HawkGaming3721]

“I may be a criminal, but im not a monster.”

[@GuukanKitsune]

I've heard of burglars finding stashes of CP while tossing the place during a robbery, and then just calling the cops and waiting to be arrested so they can testify to where the CP was found and who it belonged to... and they would hyuckin' do it again, if them going down takes a predator out mutually.

[@thatmimetuber585]

@@GuukanKitsune eds are mutually hated by all criminals even killers

[@itsyourboyreckster1822]

1:54 you know society is doomed to fail when giving homeless people things is illegal

[@darkknight5541]

The reading test kid is a true hero. He sacrificed his own chances to go to Chuck E Cheese so others could

[@npelolli]

What a legend

[@asurasyn]

He guides others to a treasure he cannot possess.

[@yetcutrhett5062]

And then the official Chuck E cheese account commented on it

[@Dr_Doctor_Lee]

i have decided that the homeless carprotecting dude is this realitys true maincharacter.

[@Dr_Doctor_Lee]

and there is it again. the hate. this story of how some people treat their pets. its horror. and reason to just say fuck it and commit warcrime level trolling on everyone. the hate does not stay long. and its never enough to snap. no matter how terrible you think humans are, you know they will do worse for literally no reason.

[@danielfearn6076]

Plot twist: he broke into all the other cars himself to prove his services are worth it

[@dyingmind5954]

@@danielfearn6076 it was the guy that stole the baby and the car

[@Goat_gamering]

@@Dr_Doctor_Lee Humans have ruined their species when they invented money. It is old, only makes problems and even I (12 year old) came up with a way to replace money that I think could work. Most of humanity's problems only exist on paper or because of those papers. (If anyone cares I can tell you how my moneyless society idea would work)

[@exileddragon9408]

in south africa they are considered background characters

[@ObservingLibertarian]

10:08 Getting rid of an annoying boss by getting him a better job somewhere else - that is remarkably devious, and yet also wholesome - I love it.

[@TheArklyte]

He didn't get a better job, at least it's not specified. More likely he was "preemptively" fired because company thought that he was preparing to bail on them.

[@Thee_Phantom]

I can just imagine the car thief just going off like "NOT EVEN *I* AM ENOUGH OF A LOWLIFE TO EVEN COMPARE TO YOU!!!" Also, 1:53 is basically if the payday gang were good people.

[@Anonymous-hx3pu]

They are good people! *Thinks for a second They're decent people. *Thinks again Fine they're kind of assholes.

[@zombiesalmon4997]

0:46 like that one scene in one piece where zoros covered in blood and surrounded by debris while insisting that everything is fine. That dudes a fucking beast… the car guardian

[@JasonAizatoZemeckis]

Oh yeah lmao that one, W guy, he dediced that he had a job and he was going to do it

[@mugenokami2201]

Homeless man covered in blood cuts various things sticking out of him: Nothing Happened

[@sunderwood9321]

One time a car slammed on its brakes and a man jumped out and took off as fast as he could go;leaving the door opened and the ignition running, when the neighborhood came to see if everything was okay , there was a baby alone in the back seat , when the police were called because nobody came back we found out that the man had jumped in and stolen the vehicle at a local gas station but as soon as he realized there was a baby in the back jumped out! I thought that was the most decent thing a car thief ever did!

[@Artemis_-yy1nt]

The father who told his daughters boyfriend she cheated... I have no better word for it than Ehrenmann. Einfach Ehrenmann der Typ. (it means like man of honor but sounds cooler in german "slang")

[@J09-555]

That car thief is a professional with standards ☠️

[@guntotingnerd8830]

Remember kids the trees can't be harmed if the lorax is armed and another fun rhymes

[@suraivase7285]

You mess with the rhino you get the snipo.

[@Anonymous-hx3pu]

​@@suraivase7285 you mess with the crocko, you get the glocko

[@funnybones98]

@@Anonymous-hx3puyou try to run, you get the gun

[@ohno_da_idiot3230]

the homeless man who protected the car is pure legend

[@smokinggnu6584]

This has made my day more than you can imagine. If at all possible i think a whole series of just this would be immensely excellent. I haven't giggled so much in a long time.

[@nucleargaming7764]

Petition to make this a series

[@yourlocaltherapistfriend5091]

I actually love chaotic good people, its so heart warming to see good things done in the most 'fuck you stupid laws' way possible (not always literal, sometimes just the 'fuck you stupid laws' vibe)

[@KylixTheFur]

That is the most beautiful revenge on a man's ex wife I've ever heard of, and if I knew this guy I would hug him!

[@danielrandom3127]

5:48 The cops: “I’ll allow it.”

[@emceeboogieboots1608]

Californian city: We will build a skate park! Skaters: Turn up and use the park Californian city: WTF! Who are these noisey lowlifes? Fill it with sand! Skaters: Who got a dirt bike?? Now: BRRRRRRR!

[@the_explorer4600]

18:58 That is pure evil and i love it. 20:36 Bro got jumped by the boss.

[@nothingtoseehere2394]

The “girl on the mic” story is probably one of the funniest I’ve heard in a while.

[@itswompie]

Bro that car thief really just said “Professionals have standards.”

[@GuukanKitsune]

Don't Comply: "We're going to help the homeless people." City of Dallas: "Absolutely not, I forbid it. You can't. It's illegal!" Don't Comply: "*cocks gun* We're not asking permission. That was a factual statement of what we're doing."

[@axelinedgelord4459]

Some of these are less 'chaotic good' and more 'lawful evil'.

[@randombat3477]

I remember in 6th grade every day going home from the bus there would be at least three sometimes four people in a seat because there wasn’t enough buses. We were overcrowded every day and the bus driver was super strict about it too, yelling at people to sit down even though there was nowhere to sit. One day was another one of these days and the bus was already packed. The principal walked up to the bus and told the driver “we’re going to put more people on this bus, wait here.” as she walked off, the driver closed the doors and drove off. He was remembered as a hero after that, unfortunately we never saw him again.

[@medafan53]

Glad I watched this after the insane parents one, really cheered me up

[@peanutcake.]

My teacher bought donut balls for the class but they costed "participation cash", an currency in our class to get people to actually stay awake. So I was called up to pick what I wanted. Took 2 Donut balls. Aggressively ate it infront of my teacher AND some other student. Losers.

[@justinnovator7718]

The toaster kid is a legend

[@NexeL_NKC]

That first meme is actually a big brain move if you think about it. Not saying it should be done, but big brain nonetheless.

[@JCardo2502]

Thief returns after stealing woman's car and yells at her for leaving for leaving 4yo son alone in vehicle These are confusing times...

[@deasonred8906]

Not sure the people who are stopping others from doing what they want (legally of course) could be called good

[@ferretman6790]

I agree, this video scream psyop

[@Alicentdollie]

"thief returns after stealing woman's car, yells at her for leaving 4yr old son alone in the vehicle" who leaves their 4yrs old in the car alone?!

[@MycatLoki22]

I’m thinking of doing the one with the HOA to my HOA. I mean, helping endangered animals and pissing off the HOA. That’s a win in my book.

[@rosykindbunny1313]

I'd love more videos of this! They give me hope for humanity and a good laugh!

[@TurtleChad1]

Approved by a turtle

[@babymetalenjoyer]

good turtle *pets shell*

[@101k_with_no_video]

I am going to throttle you

[@robot4268]

@@babymetalenjoyerit’s a bot. But a good one

[@TyreeseTheAscendedOne]

bro thinks its a bot💀

[@asurasyn]

12:33 This is easily the funniest response possible!

[@Very-Bad-Pilot-Real]

3:02 That is a Macintosh Mouse from Apple 1980s to 90s

[@sierrastanley3109]

I really liked the dirt bikers when they filled the skate park with sand.

[@the_once-and-future_king.]

16:35. Teddy was lowkey savage!

[@gearsfan6669]

10:45 I am all for this being a thing world wide, you try to poach an endangered animal you become the endangered one instead

[@hakaidemati4417]

12:34 This has the vibe of a battle hardened religious man meeting his god lol

[@ETREDROOMREVIEWS]

Theives reporting worse crimes always reminds me of the "Profesionals have standards." Meme

[@rianmacdonald9454]

I like these stories, remind me of the duality of nature. Bad people can do good, and good people can do bad, life is never black and white.

[@bonefetcherbrimley7740]

0:50 That homeless guy: "Go ahead. Try to break into this car. I got paid 15 dollars to watch it, and I am homeless. I've nothing left to lose, try me."

[@legendgames128]

Dude giving thieves bad times.

[@KaminaCicada]

15:56 Where I live in Essex MD, places were opening up during the height of the pandemic but you had to wear a mask. So in an act of malicious compliance and to send a message. I created and walked around as a Plague Doctor. After a year my fiancé joined me and I made her a Plague Nurse costume. We quickly became local celebrities. But now we just wear them to conventions and festivals.

[@gisi5276]

Dang

[@crystaljones1935]

One: you're both massive legends. Two... any chance you kept the mask pattern? I need it for... reasons. Oh, and to figure out how to keep the pointy hat on top of my head/mask... then beware the Plague Witch! Muh hah hahaha hah! Remember, kids... wash your hands and wear your masks, the Plague Witch is coming to cure you

[@KaminaCicada]

@@crystaljones1935 the mask was custom made by someone else. So I don't have the schematic/template for it. As for keeping a hat on you usually want to go at least 1 size larger than your head so the mask can fit comfortably under it, another size up if it's thicker. And with a wide brimmed hat you'll want a chinstrap to keep the wind from taking it away. My fiance almost lost her bonnet that way.

[@hanchen267]

0:50 But that’s just straight up wholesome and friendly

[@EirPlen]

4:00 this person is amazing

[@slime2533]

Chaotic good people are the best.

[@acidgreen790]

16:35 no god damn way her name was "Minnie Cox"

[@raionshishi8290]

OMG... I didn't even realize or think about that until you mentioned it

[@davegity8796]

3:16 the difference is the bible condems those activities Alfred Kinsey the father of sexology however did not.

[@squirrel670]

He is unrelated, and do you think his work would be allowed? Even works of fiction with mentions of that and showing how it is bad have been banned.

[@fluffierbox4488]

12:49 WHO THE FRICK GERRYMANDERED MY PIZZA

[@RooRoove]

The second one's the real MVP.

[@notjeih]

Imagine get your car stolen and found out the thief is a better person than you are💀

[@dennisnedry8126]

see i don't get this: the kid is four. assuming they have water and the car window is cracked..... what is the harm? no, i'm serious here. at what point in a childs life is it okay to leave them in a car?

[@user-eh2jk6mf9s]

Who tf fills a SKATEPARK with sand to stop SKATERS from skateboarding? That's the whole reason a skatepark is there so people can SKATE there instead on the street and down staircases

[@squirrel670]

Short sighted. They want no fun

[@bombdotcom2168]

0:35 This is too damn wholesome for me bruh

[@dguy0386]

5:50 isn't this partially the plot of Air Bud?

[@klingon401]

Not as impressive as some things in here, but one night at my old workplace it started snowing and my first car was terrible in snow. I had to drive up a pretty steep hill that gives even 4x4’s trouble sometimes and without fail my car started to wheel spin about 3/4 of the way up. Some drunks had stumbled out of a pub just before I got stuck and instead of them all laughing or jeering at me they all got behind and pushed me up the last bit of the way. I wanted to thank them all so badly but looking in the rear view mirror I could see them all waving, they knew I was thankful

[@paul2019.]

What if someone sent a thousand In God We Trust posters to a small daycare in Texas?

[@AerCloud]

Patriotic wallpaper?

[@bonefetcherbrimley7740]

That Car-thief: Professionals have standards.

[@minke7504]

4:00 this is so wholesome

[@NightGhosttYT]

4:17 someone has been watching Steven He

[@sebastian7814]

Just picturing a negligent mother just getting lectured by a carjacker like all of you 💀

[@ashleafwing1706]

4:12 where tf do these people think student debt relief comes from?! Taxes! So instead of choosing college, and PAYING FOR THEIR CHOICE, they force their payments on everyone else. Thanks guys.

[@yukongetit4603]

15:55 yeah I'm sure he helped a bunch, sweating his balls off 5 minutes after putting that shit on 😂

[@vanishingstar777]

Chaotic Good people are "not all heroes wear capes" kind of people

[@DOCNarss]

Don’t remove change where it’s going or the signed so they get even more confuse on where they suppose to go

[@jabtastic]

0:50 this shit is AWESOME!

[@davegity8796]

thEodOor RaciST Me an intelectual 16:51

[@claudinelopez5177]

Yeah, imagine being LECTURED by a car thief lol

[@Ace_87]

12:36 I’m speechless

[@JessyDupre]

I don't usually condone kid/dog napping... but when it comes to some of the situations listed off here... yeah, I'll allow it.

[@the_magma_human33]

0:00 this for some reason made me laugh hard

[@Carsarecool-rm4kf]

why do cities always atempt to stop people from using skateparks

[@legendgames128]

8:36 this is why you use bit chute.

[@stanleyafton5528]

14:19 why is No one talking about how the police arrested Santa claus

[@JanaSzIsBasicGlitch]

omg it acctually reminded me why I do things... sometimes the following things so severe, hardly believable... but MAN ... thanks I remembered :D also I refuse to do it other way than chaotic...

[@olegtrushin6220]

Dismantling the road signs is definitely one of the stupidest ideas. Imagine not having a navigator in 2023

[@legendgames128]

13:22 car forever! I am going to dodge you, and complain that your drunkeness can cause someone to be permanently disfigured

[@mif_sovremennosty]

1:55 unbelievable, how you need to defend yourself and helpless men from police, while you are doing GOOD deed

[@laya8880]

I read it as "40yo son alone in vehicle" and honestly the mental image is fucking hilarious

[@sophiefrankis9476]

I love people sometimes.

[@ryanewald9740]

I like that guy who gave away stolen money and said Merry Christmas looks like santa

[@dankdaze42069]

That is two-sided logic

[@chrisfromph]

11:03 when you're secretly *batman*

[@HaalvarBrandGoods]

That first one is lawful evil

[@Johntaco430]

19:23 typical teacher behavior

[@samblack5313]

Wow that guy with the cat is a real tough guy... just ask him.

[@dreadblock7592]

He should adopted the kid, he seems to be a better parent, although if hes stealing a car, hes likely struggling financially.

[@legallyguidomista4015]

12:52 is actually wrong. Bike riders are legally considered to be in the same category as car and motorcycle drivers, if you aren't driving in the bike lane then you are supposed to be at the same level of liability as all other vehicles. If you are in the wrong then you are in the wrong. If you get into an accident with a car while intoxicated then you are the one who will be at fault, not the person in the car.

[@dguy0386]

3:14 that isn't chaotic good though

[@ferretman6790]

TURTH. Am Buddhist and agree.

[@iaminsideyourwalls2021]

I mean, it contained all those stuff that weren't appropriate for kids. So I'd say Florida man did a hood job

[@Sthefanman2009]

why does he look like stingy from lazytown 💀💀💀

[@ferretman6790]

@@Sthefanman2009 I don’t really see it but okay

[@raionshishi8290]

@@ferretman6790 Imagine his face is more rubbery plastic like, age him down, grow some hair back and it's actually the closest person you can find that looks like em.

[@Vintenuthewizard]

2:37 is the best

[@NoahL_axolotls]

10:38 OMG INDIA IS AWESOME

[@jacobchilds8306]

That drug dealer is the best

[@nursestoyland]

12:35 this wouldn’t happen at my school lol

[@isaiahgeorge906]

If it's true, person from 1:57 probally doesn't realize that the food is likely not given to anyone anymore, and is more likely to be thrown away and wasted.

[@generalnawaki]

1:15 bamf. 100% bamf!

[@explosioncatsandknives7747]

1:55 Based

[@dguy0386]

3:29 funny prank but very politically biased

[@ferretman6790]

Truth

[@donnerblitzen1388]

Yeah…all news is incredibly biased now.

[@yttrium220]

@2:58 As an IT proffessional and IT history afficionado: can I please gain access to this kind of storage? Pretty please?

[@stephenjames2159]

4:17 that's not a good thing those are my tax dollars you're playing with