That homeless car protecting dude is such a freaking legend.
@Xerdar36 Жыл бұрын
God bless him…
@TylerTheCreatorFan1202 Жыл бұрын
Heck yeah
@mikeobannion2129 Жыл бұрын
Fuckin Respect!
@SupahCray Жыл бұрын
YES HE IS!!!!
@wesleyward5901 Жыл бұрын
"Thief returns after stealing woman's car, yells at her for leaving 4YO son alone in vehicle." *Professionals have standards*
@captainpolar2343 Жыл бұрын
some even have better morals than normal people
@TangoWolf09 Жыл бұрын
"I don't care if they throw me in jail for stealing a car, but I'll be DAMNED before I get put in jail for kidnapping"
@HawkGaming3721 Жыл бұрын
“I may be a criminal, but im not a monster.”
@GuukanKitsune Жыл бұрын
I've heard of burglars finding stashes of CP while tossing the place during a robbery, and then just calling the cops and waiting to be arrested so they can testify to where the CP was found and who it belonged to... and they would hyuckin' do it again, if them going down takes a predator out mutually.
@thatmimetuber585 Жыл бұрын
@@GuukanKitsune eds are mutually hated by all criminals even killers
@itsyourboyreckster1822 Жыл бұрын
1:54 you know society is doomed to fail when giving homeless people things is illegal
@darkknight5541 Жыл бұрын
The reading test kid is a true hero. He sacrificed his own chances to go to Chuck E Cheese so others could
@npelolli Жыл бұрын
What a legend
@asurasyn Жыл бұрын
He guides others to a treasure he cannot possess.
@yetcutrhett5062 Жыл бұрын
And then the official Chuck E cheese account commented on it
@ObservingLibertarian Жыл бұрын
10:08 Getting rid of an annoying boss by getting him a better job somewhere else - that is remarkably devious, and yet also wholesome - I love it.
@TheArklyte Жыл бұрын
He didn't get a better job, at least it's not specified. More likely he was "preemptively" fired because company thought that he was preparing to bail on them.
@Thee_Phantom Жыл бұрын
I can just imagine the car thief just going off like "NOT EVEN *I* AM ENOUGH OF A LOWLIFE TO EVEN COMPARE TO YOU!!!" Also, 1:53 is basically if the payday gang were good people.
@Anonymous-hx3pu Жыл бұрын
They are good people! *Thinks for a second They're decent people. *Thinks again Fine they're kind of assholes.
@zombiesalmon4997 Жыл бұрын
0:46 like that one scene in one piece where zoros covered in blood and surrounded by debris while insisting that everything is fine. That dudes a fucking beast… the car guardian
@JasonAizatoZemeckis Жыл бұрын
Oh yeah lmao that one, W guy, he dediced that he had a job and he was going to do it
@mugenokami2201 Жыл бұрын
Homeless man covered in blood cuts various things sticking out of him: Nothing Happened
@Dr_Doctor_Lee Жыл бұрын
i have decided that the homeless carprotecting dude is this realitys true maincharacter.
@Dr_Doctor_Lee Жыл бұрын
and there is it again. the hate. this story of how some people treat their pets. its horror. and reason to just say fuck it and commit warcrime level trolling on everyone. the hate does not stay long. and its never enough to snap. no matter how terrible you think humans are, you know they will do worse for literally no reason.
@danielfearn6076 Жыл бұрын
Plot twist: he broke into all the other cars himself to prove his services are worth it
@dyingmind5954 Жыл бұрын
@@danielfearn6076 it was the guy that stole the baby and the car
@Goat_gamering Жыл бұрын
@@Dr_Doctor_Lee Humans have ruined their species when they invented money. It is old, only makes problems and even I (12 year old) came up with a way to replace money that I think could work. Most of humanity's problems only exist on paper or because of those papers. (If anyone cares I can tell you how my moneyless society idea would work)
@exileddragon9408 Жыл бұрын
in south africa they are considered background characters
@J09-555 Жыл бұрын
That car thief is a professional with standards ☠️
@sunderwood9321 Жыл бұрын
One time a car slammed on its brakes and a man jumped out and took off as fast as he could go;leaving the door opened and the ignition running, when the neighborhood came to see if everything was okay , there was a baby alone in the back seat , when the police were called because nobody came back we found out that the man had jumped in and stolen the vehicle at a local gas station but as soon as he realized there was a baby in the back jumped out! I thought that was the most decent thing a car thief ever did!
@Artemis_-yy1nt Жыл бұрын
The father who told his daughters boyfriend she cheated... I have no better word for it than Ehrenmann. Einfach Ehrenmann der Typ. (it means like man of honor but sounds cooler in german "slang")
@guntotingnerd8830 Жыл бұрын
Remember kids the trees can't be harmed if the lorax is armed and another fun rhymes
@suraivase7285 Жыл бұрын
You mess with the rhino you get the snipo.
@Anonymous-hx3pu Жыл бұрын
@@suraivase7285 you mess with the crocko, you get the glocko
@funnybones98 Жыл бұрын
@@Anonymous-hx3puyou try to run, you get the gun
@ohno_da_idiot3230 Жыл бұрын
the homeless man who protected the car is pure legend
@smokinggnu6584 Жыл бұрын
This has made my day more than you can imagine. If at all possible i think a whole series of just this would be immensely excellent. I haven't giggled so much in a long time.
@nucleargaming7764 Жыл бұрын
Petition to make this a series
@KylixTheFur Жыл бұрын
That is the most beautiful revenge on a man's ex wife I've ever heard of, and if I knew this guy I would hug him!
@yourlocaltherapistfriend5091 Жыл бұрын
I actually love chaotic good people, its so heart warming to see good things done in the most 'fuck you stupid laws' way possible (not always literal, sometimes just the 'fuck you stupid laws' vibe)
@danielrandom3127 Жыл бұрын
5:48 The cops: “I’ll allow it.”
@itswompie Жыл бұрын
Bro that car thief really just said “Professionals have standards.”
@emceeboogieboots1608 Жыл бұрын
Californian city: We will build a skate park! Skaters: Turn up and use the park Californian city: WTF! Who are these noisey lowlifes? Fill it with sand! Skaters: Who got a dirt bike?? Now: BRRRRRRR!
@GuukanKitsune Жыл бұрын
Don't Comply: "We're going to help the homeless people." City of Dallas: "Absolutely not, I forbid it. You can't. It's illegal!" Don't Comply: "*cocks gun* We're not asking permission. That was a factual statement of what we're doing."
@the_explorer4600 Жыл бұрын
18:58 That is pure evil and i love it. 20:36 Bro got jumped by the boss.
@axelinedgelord4459 Жыл бұрын
Some of these are less 'chaotic good' and more 'lawful evil'.
@TurtleChad1 Жыл бұрын
Approved by a turtle
@babymetalenjoyer Жыл бұрын
good turtle *pets shell*
@101k_with_no_video Жыл бұрын
I am going to throttle you
@robot4268 Жыл бұрын
@@babymetalenjoyerit’s a bot. But a good one
@TyreeseTheAscendedOne Жыл бұрын
bro thinks its a bot💀
@nothingtoseehere2394 Жыл бұрын
The “girl on the mic” story is probably one of the funniest I’ve heard in a while.
@medafan53 Жыл бұрын
Glad I watched this after the insane parents one, really cheered me up
@rosykindbunny1313 Жыл бұрын
I'd love more videos of this! They give me hope for humanity and a good laugh!
@justinnovator7718 Жыл бұрын
The toaster kid is a legend
@JCardo2502 Жыл бұрын
Thief returns after stealing woman's car and yells at her for leaving for leaving 4yo son alone in vehicle These are confusing times...
@deasonred8906 Жыл бұрын
Not sure the people who are stopping others from doing what they want (legally of course) could be called good
@ferretman6790 Жыл бұрын
I agree, this video scream psyop
@NexeL_NKC Жыл бұрын
That first meme is actually a big brain move if you think about it. Not saying it should be done, but big brain nonetheless.
@peanutcake. Жыл бұрын
My teacher bought donut balls for the class but they costed "participation cash", an currency in our class to get people to actually stay awake. So I was called up to pick what I wanted. Took 2 Donut balls. Aggressively ate it infront of my teacher AND some other student. Losers.
@asurasyn Жыл бұрын
12:33 This is easily the funniest response possible!
@MycatLoki22 Жыл бұрын
I’m thinking of doing the one with the HOA to my HOA. I mean, helping endangered animals and pissing off the HOA. That’s a win in my book.
@the_once-and-future_king. Жыл бұрын
16:35. Teddy was lowkey savage!
@Very-Bad-Pilot-Real Жыл бұрын
3:02 That is a Macintosh Mouse from Apple 1980s to 90s
@Alicentdollie Жыл бұрын
"thief returns after stealing woman's car, yells at her for leaving 4yr old son alone in the vehicle" who leaves their 4yrs old in the car alone?!
@hakaidemati4417 Жыл бұрын
12:34 This has the vibe of a battle hardened religious man meeting his god lol
@hanchen267 Жыл бұрын
0:50 But that’s just straight up wholesome and friendly
@randombat3477 Жыл бұрын
I remember in 6th grade every day going home from the bus there would be at least three sometimes four people in a seat because there wasn’t enough buses. We were overcrowded every day and the bus driver was super strict about it too, yelling at people to sit down even though there was nowhere to sit. One day was another one of these days and the bus was already packed. The principal walked up to the bus and told the driver “we’re going to put more people on this bus, wait here.” as she walked off, the driver closed the doors and drove off. He was remembered as a hero after that, unfortunately we never saw him again.
@slime2533 Жыл бұрын
Chaotic good people are the best.
@RooRoove Жыл бұрын
The second one's the real MVP.
@fluffierbox4488 Жыл бұрын
12:49 WHO THE FRICK GERRYMANDERED MY PIZZA
@gearsfan6669 Жыл бұрын
10:45 I am all for this being a thing world wide, you try to poach an endangered animal you become the endangered one instead
@bonefetcherbrimley7740 Жыл бұрын
0:50 That homeless guy: "Go ahead. Try to break into this car. I got paid 15 dollars to watch it, and I am homeless. I've nothing left to lose, try me."
@legendgames128 Жыл бұрын
Dude giving thieves bad times.
@rianmacdonald9454 Жыл бұрын
I like these stories, remind me of the duality of nature. Bad people can do good, and good people can do bad, life is never black and white.
@EirPlen Жыл бұрын
4:00 this person is amazing
@sierrastanley3109 Жыл бұрын
I really liked the dirt bikers when they filled the skate park with sand.
@ETREDROOMREVIEWS Жыл бұрын
Theives reporting worse crimes always reminds me of the "Profesionals have standards." Meme
@KaminaCicada Жыл бұрын
15:56 Where I live in Essex MD, places were opening up during the height of the pandemic but you had to wear a mask. So in an act of malicious compliance and to send a message. I created and walked around as a Plague Doctor. After a year my fiancé joined me and I made her a Plague Nurse costume. We quickly became local celebrities. But now we just wear them to conventions and festivals.
@gisi5276 Жыл бұрын
Dang
@crystaljones1935 Жыл бұрын
One: you're both massive legends. Two... any chance you kept the mask pattern? I need it for... reasons. Oh, and to figure out how to keep the pointy hat on top of my head/mask... then beware the Plague Witch! Muh hah hahaha hah! Remember, kids... wash your hands and wear your masks, the Plague Witch is coming to cure you
@KaminaCicada Жыл бұрын
@@crystaljones1935 the mask was custom made by someone else. So I don't have the schematic/template for it. As for keeping a hat on you usually want to go at least 1 size larger than your head so the mask can fit comfortably under it, another size up if it's thicker. And with a wide brimmed hat you'll want a chinstrap to keep the wind from taking it away. My fiance almost lost her bonnet that way.
@bonefetcherbrimley7740 Жыл бұрын
That Car-thief: Professionals have standards.
@acidgreen790 Жыл бұрын
16:35 no god damn way her name was "Minnie Cox"
@raionshishi8290 Жыл бұрын
OMG... I didn't even realize or think about that until you mentioned it
@yukongetit4603 Жыл бұрын
15:55 yeah I'm sure he helped a bunch, sweating his balls off 5 minutes after putting that shit on 😂
@notjeih Жыл бұрын
Imagine get your car stolen and found out the thief is a better person than you are💀
@dennisnedry8126 Жыл бұрын
see i don't get this: the kid is four. assuming they have water and the car window is cracked..... what is the harm? no, i'm serious here. at what point in a childs life is it okay to leave them in a car?
@dguy0386 Жыл бұрын
5:50 isn't this partially the plot of Air Bud?
@bombdotcom2168 Жыл бұрын
0:35 This is too damn wholesome for me bruh
@claudinelopez5177 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, imagine being LECTURED by a car thief lol
@minke7504 Жыл бұрын
4:00 this is so wholesome
@davegity8796 Жыл бұрын
3:16 the difference is the bible condems those activities Alfred Kinsey the father of sexology however did not.
@squirrel670 Жыл бұрын
He is unrelated, and do you think his work would be allowed? Even works of fiction with mentions of that and showing how it is bad have been banned.
@dankdaze42069 Жыл бұрын
That is two-sided logic
@jacobchilds8306 Жыл бұрын
That drug dealer is the best
@vanishingstar7773 ай бұрын
Chaotic Good people are "not all heroes wear capes" kind of people
@HaalvarBrandGoods Жыл бұрын
That first one is lawful evil
@jabtastic Жыл бұрын
0:50 this shit is AWESOME!
@sebastian7814 Жыл бұрын
Just picturing a negligent mother just getting lectured by a carjacker like all of you 💀
@klingon401 Жыл бұрын
Not as impressive as some things in here, but one night at my old workplace it started snowing and my first car was terrible in snow. I had to drive up a pretty steep hill that gives even 4x4’s trouble sometimes and without fail my car started to wheel spin about 3/4 of the way up. Some drunks had stumbled out of a pub just before I got stuck and instead of them all laughing or jeering at me they all got behind and pushed me up the last bit of the way. I wanted to thank them all so badly but looking in the rear view mirror I could see them all waving, they knew I was thankful
@olegtrushin6220 Жыл бұрын
Dismantling the road signs is definitely one of the stupidest ideas. Imagine not having a navigator in 2023
@ryanewald9740 Жыл бұрын
I like that guy who gave away stolen money and said Merry Christmas looks like santa
@NightGhosttYT Жыл бұрын
4:17 someone has been watching Steven He
@weilder.freude Жыл бұрын
"Minnie Cox 💀"
@paul2019. Жыл бұрын
What if someone sent a thousand In God We Trust posters to a small daycare in Texas?
@AerCloud Жыл бұрын
Patriotic wallpaper?
@Johntaco430 Жыл бұрын
19:23 typical teacher behavior
@samblack5313 Жыл бұрын
Wow that guy with the cat is a real tough guy... just ask him.
@chrisfromph Жыл бұрын
11:03 when you're secretly *batman*
@laya8880 Жыл бұрын
I read it as "40yo son alone in vehicle" and honestly the mental image is fucking hilarious
@JanaSzIsBasicGlitch9 ай бұрын
omg it acctually reminded me why I do things... sometimes the following things so severe, hardly believable... but MAN ... thanks I remembered :D also I refuse to do it other way than chaotic...
@Ace_87 Жыл бұрын
12:36 I’m speechless
@sophiefrankis9476 Жыл бұрын
I love people sometimes.
@the_magma_human33 Жыл бұрын
0:00 this for some reason made me laugh hard
@user-eh2jk6mf9s Жыл бұрын
Who tf fills a SKATEPARK with sand to stop SKATERS from skateboarding? That's the whole reason a skatepark is there so people can SKATE there instead on the street and down staircases
@squirrel670 Жыл бұрын
Short sighted. They want no fun
@legendgames128 Жыл бұрын
13:22 car forever! I am going to dodge you, and complain that your drunkeness can cause someone to be permanently disfigured
@generalnawaki Жыл бұрын
1:15 bamf. 100% bamf!
@Vintenuthewizard Жыл бұрын
2:37 is the best
@davegity8796 Жыл бұрын
thEodOor RaciST Me an intelectual 16:51
@nursestoyland Жыл бұрын
12:35 this wouldn’t happen at my school lol
@DOCNarss Жыл бұрын
Don’t remove change where it’s going or the signed so they get even more confuse on where they suppose to go
@Carsarecool-rm4kf Жыл бұрын
why do cities always atempt to stop people from using skateparks
@dguy0386 Жыл бұрын
3:14 that isn't chaotic good though
@ferretman6790 Жыл бұрын
TURTH. Am Buddhist and agree.
@iaminsideyourwalls2021 Жыл бұрын
I mean, it contained all those stuff that weren't appropriate for kids. So I'd say Florida man did a hood job
@Sthefanman2009 Жыл бұрын
why does he look like stingy from lazytown 💀💀💀
@ferretman6790 Жыл бұрын
@@Sthefanman2009 I don’t really see it but okay
@raionshishi8290 Жыл бұрын
@@ferretman6790 Imagine his face is more rubbery plastic like, age him down, grow some hair back and it's actually the closest person you can find that looks like em.
@Apol1yarc Жыл бұрын
Imagine insulting some dude and then five gangs pull up on you
@explosioncatsandknives7747 Жыл бұрын
1:55 Based
@ashleafwing1706 Жыл бұрын
4:12 where tf do these people think student debt relief comes from?! Taxes! So instead of choosing college, and PAYING FOR THEIR CHOICE, they force their payments on everyone else. Thanks guys.
@Xerdar36 Жыл бұрын
Theodore Roosevelt… They don’t make President like that anymore like that anymore…
@Alessandro-yb6hw Жыл бұрын
0:52 why did I read this one with the voice of Arthur Morgan from rdr2
@cyberhawk3993 Жыл бұрын
“Pretty boah?! You’ve got to be kidding!”
@jelkehuisman Жыл бұрын
11:52 watching out for the homies 😆😂
@legendgames128 Жыл бұрын
8:36 this is why you use bit chute.
@legallyguidomista4015 Жыл бұрын
12:52 is actually wrong. Bike riders are legally considered to be in the same category as car and motorcycle drivers, if you aren't driving in the bike lane then you are supposed to be at the same level of liability as all other vehicles. If you are in the wrong then you are in the wrong. If you get into an accident with a car while intoxicated then you are the one who will be at fault, not the person in the car.
@mif_sovremennosty Жыл бұрын
1:55 unbelievable, how you need to defend yourself and helpless men from police, while you are doing GOOD deed
@stanleyafton5528 Жыл бұрын
14:19 why is No one talking about how the police arrested Santa claus
@JessyDupre Жыл бұрын
I don't usually condone kid/dog napping... but when it comes to some of the situations listed off here... yeah, I'll allow it.
@CptFox Жыл бұрын
I'd say the first one is more lawful evil
@MSOGameShow Жыл бұрын
Yeah a lot of these weren't chaotic good, or even good at all. Most were just plain stupid.