"YOU WILL RECEIVE THE MANDATORY MINIMUM OF LIFE IN PRISON" LOL
@latonyasmith6834 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@SSKMusicBeats4 жыл бұрын
@starkiller871 "you're a big lipped beast" 😂😂😂
@elijahcaudle73654 жыл бұрын
Ironically 20 years
@justintimbersaw39344 жыл бұрын
That's just a Minimum tho
@KamalasNotLikeUs4 жыл бұрын
Not LOL
@diamenmillane58656 жыл бұрын
"No problem. One Love." "Uh, yeah.... I love you too..." 😂😂😂
@christiancoates65055 жыл бұрын
Zippity do da
@c.galindo96395 жыл бұрын
Zip it up and zip it out
@jayarcher32595 жыл бұрын
Well thats suspicious
@jaimesmith22665 жыл бұрын
😁😂😂😂
@jackdaniell52585 жыл бұрын
That was actually an ongoing joke from another skit he did.
@mikebeezy7695 жыл бұрын
The police said shut that dog up and it wasn’t even barking 😂
@xman27385 жыл бұрын
Universem2 pits are the most loyal gentile smart dogs.
@Universem25 жыл бұрын
@@xman2738 they are super loyal, and great family dogs I agree
@espojtraveler1235 жыл бұрын
Mike Beezy then they were forced to fire upon the K-9
@thashadeshow5 жыл бұрын
"GET THAT (______) DOG TOO." 😂😂😂😂😂
@jaystein14055 жыл бұрын
DeeSmokez Gaming I assume it's supposed to be a flash grenade but prob still would be fucked up pretty bad
@someone27462 жыл бұрын
Tron getting the “rich white criminal” treatment was definitely one of the best skits.
@munenex2 жыл бұрын
Dave Chappelle pulls out the reverse uno card
@strongbad83155 жыл бұрын
Dog doing absolutely nothing. Shut that F#cking Dog Up!!! *Pop*
@thomas-stilinski81495 жыл бұрын
It be like that
@m.b.84465 жыл бұрын
Clearly, if you paid attention to the clip, the dog was trying to attack.
@DeimosDarkness5 жыл бұрын
@@m.b.8446 It reminds me of the cop that shot a civi's chiwawa because he felt threatened by it. Look it up.
@m.b.84465 жыл бұрын
@@DeimosDarkness Damn, that was crazy. Good thing he was fired.
@Vachdemort5 жыл бұрын
Jesus is that Bill Burr yelling that
@aowens56684 жыл бұрын
“Plenty of time to lift weights, and convert to Islam”...that is so inappropriately hilarious! 😂🤣😅
@theville98854 жыл бұрын
Thank you.
@exalted13274 жыл бұрын
Bruh that shit almost killed me the first time i saw it lol
@azaangul50754 жыл бұрын
lmfao
@medamin9414 жыл бұрын
Augusta Owens I’m Muslim and that shit was hilarious 😂😂😂
@Kronos09994 жыл бұрын
I didn't get it.
@michealwatts74694 жыл бұрын
The old dude ... "Now get out of my sight you ffffffUCK" that was just perfect.
@lambdee70062 жыл бұрын
Yea that was classic. 😂😂😂😂
@camillaGorilla2 жыл бұрын
Agreed 🤣🤣🤣 i died
@thenewjord504 ай бұрын
He really want to call him "ninja"
@NoellaScott Жыл бұрын
"We gotta be careful about this. We don't want to embarrass someone like me in front of my family and my community" 😂🤣
@P71ScrewHead Жыл бұрын
How the white man gets treated in a court of law when he works for the Feds..
@melgor57855 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@starbrand37264 жыл бұрын
I lost it with "the jury of your peers. " Brilliant comedy, magnificent social commentary.
@cal31BRIAN233 жыл бұрын
yep
@Scorch4283 жыл бұрын
I miss this style of humor. We cant have funny things anymore, apparently.
@basedgodstrugglin3 жыл бұрын
@@Scorch428 not true. Just nobody is this funnyb
@SamB4Sanity3 жыл бұрын
@@basedgodstrugglin How would we know? They get canceled before they get well known.
@reversetopics10493 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/hoKqfmt_dsZjgLs&feature=share 2pac gives respect to Farrakhan.kzbin.info/www/bejne/qKinfpaIjrlpZtE&feature=share Boxer Muhammad Ali reveals X-Men power to dominate...
@popsay5 жыл бұрын
"I would like to congratulate the Jury of your peers." LMFAOOOOO
@vanmorgan18675 жыл бұрын
Aaron Curry If you listen close he says “In 10 minutes, which is a new court record”
@drose2125 жыл бұрын
Aaron Curry bunch of niggas on the jury 😂😂
@MagusKali5 жыл бұрын
They should have had the Wu-Tang Clan as the jury members
@vanmorgan18675 жыл бұрын
MagusKali omg that would’ve been awesome
@aaronwrecks33245 жыл бұрын
When they pan over to the jury I lose it every time
@kivanihabhouse34674 жыл бұрын
The grenade didnt kill the dog...didnt even make him bark "Shut that f*kn dog up" 😭
@MrGrace4 жыл бұрын
It wasnt a grenade, it was a flash-bang
@VonJay3 жыл бұрын
it was a flash bang bro
@peterm48393 жыл бұрын
@@VonJay even if it was a flash it would still explode the dog, majorly injuring it
@dylanhealy81263 жыл бұрын
Actually *pushes up glasses* The prop was a MK 2 “pineapple” fragmentation grenade, but it was supposed to be a flash bang grenade
@postsniper-75323 жыл бұрын
@@peterm4839 no it wouldn’t lol they use flash bangs for a reason I know people who have been direct hit maybe a bit of shrapnel but that’s all there’s no powder in them no explosion
@kawazarmusse3095 Жыл бұрын
The jury of his peers killed me 😂
@individualm67126 жыл бұрын
"Judged by a jury of your peers." & "...enough time to lift weights & convert to Islam. " 😍😍😍😍😂😂😂😂😂 The FiF!!! Comedic gold. Thanks for this
@SleazyNice6 жыл бұрын
"& convert to Islam" Funny thing is that Dave is a Muslim.
@corwinng11115 жыл бұрын
also a reference to Malcolm X
@MrMikegraham5 жыл бұрын
Moe Josephian now get out of my sight you ffffuck
@Scorch4283 жыл бұрын
@@MrMikegraham that had to be ad libbed
@_Handrolo4 жыл бұрын
When he pulled out that paper with "FiF" written on it, I lost it. 😂
@rileyschalow33924 жыл бұрын
Did you notice the file he pulls it out of has a stick figure drawn on it 😂
@johnlee22384 жыл бұрын
Did you find it now?
@thejbo7774 жыл бұрын
Lol good find!
@antonioblair7274 жыл бұрын
“Do you...” “Fifff” thats where i lost it😭
@virallitedynamictv36064 жыл бұрын
Radical 😅🤣😂😄Fanatical 🎙classical 📜skit this episode🎬 should of🤔 been called🎤🏃 Trading🤦 Places2 😱😎 plead 🗝da☝ fif 5th🤣🤣🤣 luv😍 this 💪guy 🎚😜😍Dave🕵 Chappelle😍 lots of laughs.. 😅
@leondreamcast3 жыл бұрын
“You big lipped beast” 🤣🤣🤣😂
@theruddyone64433 жыл бұрын
THAT HAD ME ROARING LAUGHIN
@alexkumm44882 жыл бұрын
@Jon Gruder
@shaquilleborneo19502 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Blortoblorto2 жыл бұрын
Nah, it’s all about the jury
@randolphtolbert38252 жыл бұрын
“You filthy big lipped beast.”
@520ghost22 жыл бұрын
Door gets kicked in and literally "somebody shut that dog up" gets yelled out and it wasn't even barking!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@gregoryhall14932 ай бұрын
Hilarious
@BrooklynBeTheBoro4 жыл бұрын
"No problem. One love" "Yeah. I love you too" 🤣
@almightyfx31444 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@icanwatchthevideos4 жыл бұрын
Zippidy doo dah have a good day! Real ones know
@bababasri34 жыл бұрын
Kingman Brewski zip it up and zip it out
@cal31BRIAN233 жыл бұрын
@@bababasri3 the office.............same energy
@Scorch4283 жыл бұрын
Im too white to know what One love means. Can someone explain?
@bizieb235 жыл бұрын
Whose watching in 2019? Chappelle's Show is timeless classic. Dave Chappelle is a comedic genius!
@bernitraperson73985 жыл бұрын
He really is
@lilgreeneyesp6375 жыл бұрын
I still watch it...and this show ...timeless...you laugh more you watch it
@trentirvin20085 жыл бұрын
This show was loaded with talent. Chappell, bill burr, Neal Brennan, Charlie Murphy, etc. a bunch of them became big names after they worked with them
@neilryan41665 жыл бұрын
I am right now.
@Slowbird19895 жыл бұрын
I used to watch Chappelle with my aunt so my mom wouldn't find out
@morrisboakai41044 жыл бұрын
The accuracy of his messages! This is why he will always be a legend. Teaching what’s wrong with America thru laughter. The BEST way to grasp listeners and viewers
@Wis_Dom4 жыл бұрын
But are they are not learning. They are just figuring out newer ways to "mask" their racism while keeping everything systematically the same .
@tp29373 жыл бұрын
@@Wis_Dom SOOO TRUE!!!
@Cristina_5043 жыл бұрын
@@Wis_Dom it’s not even a mask no more we’re completely defaced! Also I’m an American, we love a good hate session/beef ... it’s pretty sad to admit
@tbird76983 жыл бұрын
Yeah with out getting cancelled
@Vintagenegro2 жыл бұрын
@Major Problems it is not justified.
@StarOfElyon Жыл бұрын
The dog getting shot for just being there never gets old.
@jimmybones2316 жыл бұрын
" When I get out, can I still traffic rocks to the community " 😂😂😂
@marcusgarrett65716 жыл бұрын
Absolutely Not!
@jimmybones2316 жыл бұрын
Lol
@officerjacciah6986 жыл бұрын
you're right, selling rocks would be wrong ahahahhhah
@marcusgarrett65716 жыл бұрын
JAIL IS THE SHIT!
@michaelshackelford34596 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Jesse__H5 жыл бұрын
This is seriously one of the smartest sketches ever. It's both hilarious and makes a profound point about our law enforcement and justice systems. If you stop to think about it for too long it honestly becomes heart wrenching.
@SuperROFLVIDEOS5 жыл бұрын
Acrobatic Jesus bruh is there something u need get off ur chest? Goddamn man smoke some weed
@Poseidon6505 жыл бұрын
Bergin Keegan His anger aside, this video is an exaggerated interpretation. Yes, there are problems in the justice system, but to equate this video to truth in 2019 is naive.
@erictripps1255 жыл бұрын
Selling "illegal drugs" to consenting adults - lock him up for life at tax payer expense Lying about profits to defraud hundreds of Americans as well as short changing your employees out of benefits? - I see no problem with this. Victim less crime.
@neil12205 жыл бұрын
Jesse H. So True‼️
@p-lemon5 жыл бұрын
@Thor Odinson Or maybe, perhaps if you look at the data minorities are locked up at rates significantly higher than whites, indicative of a systemic problem that needs to be addressed
@vincespell4 жыл бұрын
That Judge had all the movements of a court Judge. The look of contempt in his eyes is surreal. That man needs an oscar!
@filmoeskrawts35394 жыл бұрын
vincespell well good sir I can tell you have a keen eye for the arts as I’ve long said that his brief but powerful performance went slept on by the academy. His delivery is top notch switching from disdain, then right in to condescension with Plenty of time to lift weights and convert to Islam. But in humble, and I do stress humble, yet 100% correct opinion where he stole the scene was the disgust in his face and voice with the- Getoutta my site you fffffFuck. I stood up and cheered until my apostles who are yet to develop the eye was like yo skrawts sit down and shut the fuck up my baby is sleeping. For real though the judge has always been my favorite part of that sketch
@crocbattle074 жыл бұрын
@@filmoeskrawts3539 Best reply ever
@filmoeskrawts35394 жыл бұрын
T.C. Battle well you clearly have far better than 20/20 vision on how to spot a phenomenal, well informed, clear cut hard hitting post with no apologies.
@tanyawade51974 жыл бұрын
Filmoe Skrawts 🤣🤣👏🏽👏🏽. 🌈
@filmoeskrawts35394 жыл бұрын
Tanya Wade welcome to enlightenment. enjoy your ascension and sip freely from the punch bowl of knowledge. You all are my inspiration for dropping factual Life altering information, for free, because I’m a humanitarian marinated in the sauce of correctitude.
@christmas66662 жыл бұрын
"1, 2, 3, 4, Fiffffff" always kills me
@hip2thabone_da_sticky15 жыл бұрын
"I plead the fif...I plead the fif...five... 1 ,2 ,3, 4 fif. Anything u say, fif. Go ahead and ask me a question?" Judge: "Did u?" Chappelle: "Fif!"😂🤣
@semyaza5555 жыл бұрын
I can only choose...O N N N N N N E
@ms.williams54235 жыл бұрын
Had me screaming! FIF!
@finalfantasyrules2225 жыл бұрын
Anything you say fif
@mattdecker87245 жыл бұрын
It was actually a senator not a judge but you know, we all got the point anyway.
@blumoon51846 жыл бұрын
The guys face when the judge called him "big lipped".. LMAO!!!
@Justitia_Nomen5 жыл бұрын
I LAUGHED SO HARD
@krnskiller4 жыл бұрын
It's crazy how the jury is able to hold their laughter so well in this skit LMAO
@mikemiken19634 жыл бұрын
It is almost like they're actors...
@krnskiller4 жыл бұрын
@@mikemiken1963 omg really?! i thought they were civilian juries !!! thanks captain fucking obvious!
@mikemiken19634 жыл бұрын
@@krnskiller Genius over here surprised when actors don't laugh on camera, or in a used cut. Your comment was very stupid. Go back to PUBG, lolol.
@krnskiller4 жыл бұрын
@@mikemiken1963 Oh, you're one of those :) got it. Have a great day!
@mikemiken19634 жыл бұрын
@@krnskiller i hope you have a good one. Perhaps you'll point to the sky in amazement, wondering aloud to passersby "HOW THEY GET THEM CLOUDS UP THERE?!". Or upon sighting an odd hard red octoganal flower spoutibg from the ground you will ask your handler "WHY PEOPLE DON'T GO ANYMORE AT HERE?" You'll get a pat on the head, a Worther's Original, and a pitying smile, but that handler is sending out resumes at the least P U B G lol
@felixfontanez2825 Жыл бұрын
Are we not gonna talk about how that dog took that grenade like it was nothing ? 😂
@PhilAlford Жыл бұрын
The effect looks like it was supposed to be a flash bang but the props department got lazy 😭
@lwilliams7448 Жыл бұрын
Looks like it was a flash bang.
@shabushabu53198 ай бұрын
@@lwilliams7448And it still took it like a champ
@deukazoo931323 күн бұрын
That’s why they had to put him down, he ate that grenade for lunch.
@akosii49286 жыл бұрын
"My apologies for being late but I got caught up with some PUNANI hehehe" 😂😂😂
@merwinpique6 жыл бұрын
Gemmark Agatep Epic. Lol. I miss this show.
@nickn8812a6 жыл бұрын
*smells finger
@JdvsThaWorld6 жыл бұрын
Really dude 😂
@veef.moraless30206 жыл бұрын
Gemmark Agatep 😂😂😂
@kiwijay58466 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@callmemack77713 жыл бұрын
"His wife threw her tittles in my hand" That's funny
@littyagain3 жыл бұрын
It was weird your honor 😂😂
@gregoryhall14932 ай бұрын
🤣
@8458354 жыл бұрын
It's hard to laugh at this knowing how accurate the message is...hard but not impossible.
@nsanch884 жыл бұрын
If it's hard to laugh then you missed the message.
@bigsmoke45924 жыл бұрын
@@nsanch88 you missed the message. It's not easy to laugh at the systemic corruption that allows rich white collar crimes to go unpunished while low income black teens get their life's ruined for weed
@bigsmoke45924 жыл бұрын
@@yanickbahler lol dude white collar crime (the ones working with the cops and general justice system here) doesn't mean white people. It is opposed to blue collar crime. Rich people of all skin colors commit those with minimal repercussions. But i said black teens because statistically you're more likely to get searched for drug possesion and get harsher punishments for equal crimes if you're black.
@bigsmoke45924 жыл бұрын
@@yanickbahler well your name is Yanick
@workingsix434 жыл бұрын
@@yanickbahler yeah is it
@cmahoney99213 жыл бұрын
“When I get out, can I still traffic rocks to the community?”
@marcobaek13782 жыл бұрын
"ABS.SO.LUTE.LY. NOOOOOT......tap tap"
@SIW8086 жыл бұрын
"N**ga, I said stop calling here. All right! I'm bagging the coke up as fast as I can"
@demontaevincer56316 жыл бұрын
Dumiso Siwawa that part kills me everytime😂😂
@SIW8086 жыл бұрын
Same here. Came back to watch it again lol
@melanin21965 жыл бұрын
Dumiso Siwawa ikr i die everytime i hear that part!!!!
@Duzz145 жыл бұрын
Came here for that too haha
@vinnievalentine4215 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
@JockerNo75 жыл бұрын
Chappelles show always has a serious meaning behind it. And the thing i love is, how he can turn it into such a funny comedy sketch. No one can do comedy like Chappelle man... fkin genius.
@meadahagain5 жыл бұрын
I can’t like it cuz it’s at my fav number but I love this comment
@majorhellrazor40545 жыл бұрын
Back then Dave was tryna wake ppl up but it was like it went over everybody's heads
@julcaos5 жыл бұрын
I love Chappelle as much as the next guy, but this is far beyond social commentary... this is brutal! absolutely brilliant!
@Sam-vi2ho4 жыл бұрын
Watch pharma CEO Martin Shkreli plead the fifth
@waxdoe1154 жыл бұрын
@@Sam-vi2ho how long did he get?
@Dang3rMouSe4 жыл бұрын
@@waxdoe115 in 2018, Shkreli was charged in federal court to 7 years @ Club Fed & "up to" $7.4 million in fines. That's pocket money for him. I wouldn't be surprised if he serves 2 years & is then released into parole on "good behavior." kzbin.info/www/bejne/goGsgpKdrs57l8k
@brittaberry77883 жыл бұрын
@@Dang3rMouSe I don’t think they let people out early in federal prison but I agree it’s chump change to him
@masondixon7972 жыл бұрын
@@Dang3rMouSe There's a mandatory sentencing of where you have to spend half your jail time atleast being considered being able to leave that's the court system
@KadoTheNorm2 жыл бұрын
Just heard Bill Burr on his podcast talking about how dark this skit was and how great Dave is at making a point like this
@abdulrahmansaad8293 жыл бұрын
The judge takes the sketch to another level.. He plays it perfectly!
@chefgiovanni2 жыл бұрын
That jury was lit up, high as the kites and slightly bias.
@janassyjoachim16235 жыл бұрын
I loved Key and Peele but nothing could compare with Chappelle Show! Gold! Thank you for your service lol
@jatilq4 жыл бұрын
I loved his Netflix special where he said "I come back afer some years to see Key and Peele doing my show."
@blackedoutlabelent98004 жыл бұрын
Imagine them all together
@mikecribbs27904 жыл бұрын
To the beat get my cheesecake you can only choose one huh
@michaels.82444 жыл бұрын
Key & Peele are not funny, like ever.
@uncharted7againblackking2564 жыл бұрын
@@blackedoutlabelent9800 with Chappelle running the show u know the director and all
@Jex21124 жыл бұрын
The Judge kills it in this skit! Plus he delivers the best F bomb ive ever heard
@katarishigusimokirochepona66113 жыл бұрын
It is an exquisite f bomb. Swearing is a skill.
@kmetzgar2 жыл бұрын
Clearly the most epic f bomb ever administered
@DuckDaPhillyFan2 жыл бұрын
He had like 6 F’s 😂
@sheckkk18812 жыл бұрын
It's 2050 and Dave Chappelle is still a legend for this sketch. Not only this sketch but the entire show, this is timeless comedy. Thank you David.
@biancachristie2 жыл бұрын
It’s 2050 😂
@kktvgaming5621 Жыл бұрын
@@biancachristie man I’m saying where the last 27 years went
@natesell2615 Жыл бұрын
Are you from the future?
@dtywuandavis62074 жыл бұрын
"I can only choose ooooonnnneee. I plead the fif! I plead the fif! FIVE! 1,2,3,4,FIIIIIIIF!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@DigiAkuma2 жыл бұрын
FIF
@TonyTMusicc6 жыл бұрын
"Nigga I said stop callin aight!? I'm bagging the coke up as fast as I can " LMFAAAOO I can't
@michaelshackelford34596 жыл бұрын
TonyT CTFU
@jasoncardwell85354 жыл бұрын
How he pull out a brick of heroin on the stand? 😂😂😂
@michaels.82444 жыл бұрын
& from his own pocket!! 🤷🏽♂️ lie wtf?! Your honor!! I object, that’s not in defense discovery.
@latonyasmith6834 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 gat dawg,I know right!
@etancia4 жыл бұрын
Was that Bill Burr?
@charlieanddadreviewsandcha22434 жыл бұрын
etancia Yes..
@glgl14724 жыл бұрын
He would plead the fif
@teetimewisdom902 жыл бұрын
5:25 the gentleman to the right was working hard asf not too bust into laughter 🤣🤣
@mmm9446 жыл бұрын
"You big lipped beast" omg man 😂😂😂
@diannaharriison32435 жыл бұрын
Sr Bell16 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@JuggyBear5 жыл бұрын
Def my favorite line
@kameelahsalaam80565 жыл бұрын
What if...
@milliewillie7955 жыл бұрын
Definitely my favorite part because the man had like no lips at all😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@jaimesmith22665 жыл бұрын
The judge was so serious when he said it 😁😂😂😂
@ChuckKeough6 жыл бұрын
Tron don't wanna be embarrassed in front of his friends and community....hahaha, lol
@neumoniad5 жыл бұрын
Chuck Keough If you type “hahaha”, you don’t need the “laugh out loud” afterwards. It is implied.
@Politickticktickin5 жыл бұрын
@@neumoniad Quoting Obama?
@ontherisewithcandyceevette30375 жыл бұрын
Lol
@c.galindo96395 жыл бұрын
No that would be a travesty if they ever found out
@kazisla13125 жыл бұрын
Yea that's what the "well dressed" whites say when they get warrant issued on their name.
@leahm61656 жыл бұрын
People don’t understand how revolutionary this skit is... I love Dave Chappell
@B4NKST4Z5 жыл бұрын
No, only u, cuz Ur special
@neilryan41665 жыл бұрын
You have been found guilty by a jury of your peers.
@pinkyogioriginal5 жыл бұрын
neil ryan shut up lol
@neilryan41665 жыл бұрын
@@pinkyogioriginal Oh come on. That was one of the funniest lines in the the sketch.
@ashtonoak43702 жыл бұрын
This needs to be re-released as new, it's so relevant now. All of this man's skits have aged like gold
@Dr_spite Жыл бұрын
I don't think it's the fact that his skits aged like gold More like the corruption in the justice system is immortal.
@ashtonoak4370 Жыл бұрын
@@Dr_spite aka Aged like gold
@dyvinesun6 жыл бұрын
I damn near choked on my food when they shot the dog 😂😂😂
@lisalisa10185 жыл бұрын
dyvinesun It's been done in real life during drug busts and or mistaken drug busts and they just say " s**t. Happens. For Real.
@julmuhammad49135 жыл бұрын
dyvinesun 😀😃which dog were They Refering to?😇
@TeeMarie365 жыл бұрын
Yes.... the dog didnt do anything and they shot him...
@cindyhaefele16005 жыл бұрын
@Jimmy Rustling who said anything Bout crying?
@bobingsonbob88935 жыл бұрын
@Jimmy Rustling People are more upset at the fact that police actually have shot dogs during raids when they didn't need to.
@renzo75036 жыл бұрын
At 3:47, Bill Bur pulls the "evidence" out of his jacket, LOL!! No lab testing whatsoever, LOL!!
@travisharris99125 жыл бұрын
Unforgiven311 😂😂😂😂😂 #facts
@Lil_mar005 жыл бұрын
"Shut that fucking dog up" LOL! Dog wasn't even barking.
@blackdoug99035 жыл бұрын
0:54 what's on BET.😂🤣
@neilryan41665 жыл бұрын
I don't know how the actors kept straight faces with the dialogue they had to speak.
@SirMo5 жыл бұрын
"His wife threw her titties in my hand. It was weird your honor.".
@CandieP6 жыл бұрын
The court would like to congratulate the Jury of your peers 🤣🤣🤣
@GTheGenius6 жыл бұрын
Candie P cut to the jurors who were fools wearing baggy clothes & durags 😂😂😂
@CandieP6 жыл бұрын
G The Genius Beats I died when the judge called him a Animal, filthy , big lipped Beast 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this sketch was genius.
@redhurricane246 жыл бұрын
And their admittance is in the court record.
@GTheGenius6 жыл бұрын
Candie P Forreal!
@andrelawrence55156 жыл бұрын
Funny
@d.pinit77962 жыл бұрын
Hands down greatest comedic show in history of TV. Watched it live every week back then and own the dvd seasons . Brilliant!
@ladyshkspre4 жыл бұрын
Around 17 years later and I STILL sometimes get that “One, two, three, four, FIF!” bit in my head. Just the memory of it makes me laugh until I nearly can’t breathe so I have to come to KZbin to find the clip so I can verify if it truly is as hilarious as I recalled. Still holds up!
@brittaberry77883 жыл бұрын
I say plead the fif too from time to time and laugh to myself even when usually no one else does 😂
@lessgoofyone3 жыл бұрын
@@brittaberry7788 i still do too! I say it sometimes but in a regular voice but in my head its this clip
@ryancampbell86452 жыл бұрын
Just did it
@popeyethepirate54732 жыл бұрын
Why do you think I'm here hahaha
@0blivionvoid1392 жыл бұрын
I had a laminated piece of paper with fif written on it at work for whenever something would break
@jamesburgess2k6 жыл бұрын
The fucking blood splatter from the dog!!! 😂😂😂😂 Dave is a comedic genius bro
@tylerprovoe99836 жыл бұрын
What ?? Hahaha fucking psycopath. I found the next Dexter
@LowlightTonight6 жыл бұрын
“SHUT THAT FUCKIN DOG UP!” the dog wasn’t even barking 😂😂
@raider26186 жыл бұрын
lmao what a sweet dog
@moiseshernandez98006 жыл бұрын
How times have changed, the killing of a dog on TV wouldn't pass so easily with how sensitive some people are
@MRG9786 жыл бұрын
Moises Hernandez this show got away with a LOT of shit that wouldn't fly today
@michaelagirouard80425 жыл бұрын
Tron’s watching “Piss on You” in the background lmao
@marshanaturner31504 жыл бұрын
Ikr....😂😂😂
@raulalvarez91464 жыл бұрын
Drip....Drip......Drip
@yvettegrier36434 жыл бұрын
Lol....I missed that😂😂
@sarahmitchell78162 жыл бұрын
All these years I totally missed that 🤣
@joneschilufya8674 ай бұрын
@@raulalvarez9146😂😂
@laurenbrown8692 жыл бұрын
This skit pretty much sums up our whole justice department 😂
@danielaramburo7648 Жыл бұрын
Steal a cheeseburger, police will chase you down and arrest you. Be a bank and help drug cartels launder billions of dollars….. no arrests, just a fine, no criminal record.
@Ada_solo99 Жыл бұрын
You got it 😂 but most people didn’t
@JakeKoenig10 ай бұрын
No it doesn't. It sums up every victim-seeking black person's imaginary version of the "justice department." Or justice SYSTEM as everyone with an IQ over 80 would call it.
@maxhydekyle24254 жыл бұрын
Bill Burr's the secret ingredient in a lot of these sketches
@maxhydekyle24254 жыл бұрын
@jae Pea Dave's more like the chef
@stevewondering63114 жыл бұрын
Bill burr the token white asshole that shoots the dog. Bless his roles
@moballardful4 жыл бұрын
Facts.
@xzack88484 жыл бұрын
Nah shut you dumb bitchass up
@slightlygone4 жыл бұрын
"Shut that Fucking Dog Up!!!"
@bryandickens3876 жыл бұрын
Absolute genius, Chapelle show had such amazing concepts. This flipped reality parody of law and order is such a powerful and hilarious message of how much racism and monetary status bias the justice system has. The crack dealer being treated like a wealthy powerful white business man and vise versa really makes a valid point that there are different "America"s depending on what the justice system decides which "America" you belong to.
@danielskywalker85135 жыл бұрын
The show was a beautifully elegant way to introduce the concept of multiple perspectives in a laugh out loud comedic climate. Dave wasn't the only one writing this material, it was a bright, open-minded, and eclectic group of individuals that hit a grand slam on this short-lived series.
@lisafraser35 жыл бұрын
You said it perfectly
@lisafraser35 жыл бұрын
The picture is too much
@kameelahsalaam80565 жыл бұрын
I please da FiF!!!!🤣🤣🤣😂😂 What if... In a perfect world.
@kameelahsalaam80565 жыл бұрын
Plead... Damn auto correct
@bootesvoid12753 жыл бұрын
If Bill Burr wasnt a great comedian, he would've made an excellent crooked east coast cop.
@nwakid1233 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@nwakid1233 жыл бұрын
i believe it
@NateB2 жыл бұрын
He's a crooked East Coast Comedian
@anylove3702 жыл бұрын
So an east coast cop ?
@frankthetank13692 жыл бұрын
He was on Breaking Bad.
@randyh.77823 жыл бұрын
"There...ahhhh...I said there are, so many amendments, in the Constitution...of the United States...of Americaaaaaaa!" 🤣
@GoHazyQuietSexAngel4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@GoHazyQuietSexAngel4 ай бұрын
"I can one choose one..." 🍷 🍷
@paulbryson1115 жыл бұрын
"When i get out, can i still traffic rocks to the community??" "*pointing to recording device* Absolutely not!" "Ohh you're right. Sellin rocks would be wrong 😉"
@nicksatie80725 жыл бұрын
''Jail's the shit ah ah ah ah ah'' xD
@zachhaywood15645 жыл бұрын
That very last, high-pitched "FIIIIIIIF!" at 5:56 STILL kills me after all these years. Dave is nothing short of a legend.
@JCAdhd2 жыл бұрын
Mannn
@snoppdeng24 жыл бұрын
"a jury of your peers" and the shot is just straight gs. Fucking lol, love dave chapelle.
@ronaldogilley4274 Жыл бұрын
Pulls the dope from his coat pocket - Bill Burr the Crooked Cop😂😂😂😂
@rufusallen8143Ай бұрын
While in the witness box..how da phuc he got a kilo of dope past the sheriffs and the bailiffs?? 😂😂😂😂
@ronaldogilley4274Ай бұрын
@@rufusallen8143 legendary ish🫡😂😂😂😂😂
@briancarroll83824 жыл бұрын
One, two, three, four... FiF I wish he’d do this show again.
@robertnicholls99174 жыл бұрын
I can't see it. His build made him funny. He's too buff now, a serious body shape. At that time, I would start laughing just based on his body language and facial expressions before he said a word.
@andrewanderson79124 жыл бұрын
Favorite line lmao
@MissMiccy4 жыл бұрын
@@robertnicholls9917 Do you find his recent standups funny?
@robertnicholls99174 жыл бұрын
@@MissMiccy Carlinish, I don't guffaw just nodding snickers. I'll have to watch again, can't remember if anything he said had me doubled over like his tv show. His new size eliminates some of the funny too. His previous build would make me laugh just seeing him. His more muscular build erases his subtle physical comedy.
@MarloSoBalJr4 жыл бұрын
Honestly it wouldn't be the same in today's era. It's best left the way it was (which is legendary) then what it could have been. Just like how *Key&Peele* ended on a high note.
@DKTD233 жыл бұрын
Bill Burr was great on that show. Dave knew exactly which skits to use him in. Amazing production.
@Pr0x1mo10 ай бұрын
Not only that, but the guy Tron talks to on the phone, the prosecutor, is the gas station clerk from No country for old men, the infamous coin toss scene.
@maxether23334 жыл бұрын
When i was young I didn’t understand that much but as i got older I realize there so many layers to this it’s almost scary how honest this is
@garcel1251 Жыл бұрын
“Then his wife through her tittles in my hand” 😂😂💀💀
@8458354 жыл бұрын
You're not a criminal if you wear a suit and work on Wall Street. - US Department of Justice
@yourlexusgirl58143 жыл бұрын
It's called white collar crime.
@8458353 жыл бұрын
@@yourlexusgirl5814 Thank you Captain Obvious.
@PriestessAusetRaAmen3 жыл бұрын
The shade of it all
@reversetopics10493 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/hoKqfmt_dsZjgLs&feature=share 2pac gives respect to Farrakhan...
@robchowder56115 жыл бұрын
"Um... No, but i can tell you that i plead the fizzif" 😂😂😂
@WShoup98185 жыл бұрын
Let me show you this secret document "fif"
@MichelleMonet155 жыл бұрын
@@WShoup9818 🎶FIIIIIIIIIFFFF🎶🤣🤣🤣
@Toywins4 жыл бұрын
My family uses that one ALL THE TIME!!! 😂😂😂
@IndigoPhoenix216 жыл бұрын
The whole time, I couldn't get over the dog. That shit destroyed me lmao.
@keyroncampbell6 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@kameelahsalaam80565 жыл бұрын
Lol
@bogdanalindaragiu13145 жыл бұрын
imagine how destroyed are people in real life when that always happens.
@UnknownPerson-ix1tx5 жыл бұрын
The police shot my dog in front of me when I was 6, Miami Dade County.
@nombreespablo5 жыл бұрын
SHUT THAT FUCKING DOG UP 😭😭😭😭
@smerrill94262 жыл бұрын
I’ve seen this skit 1000 times and still laugh as hard as I did the first time I saw it Chapelle is the best !!!!!! GOAT
I'll turn myself in between...two and six? 11:55pm
@thewisegoonette25995 жыл бұрын
Definately BPT!!😂😂😂😂
@joaogomes94054 жыл бұрын
You heard him, he got caught up with some ponaynay
@RyanideProductions4 жыл бұрын
Very clever writing! 😎
@Frosty982064 жыл бұрын
“ Go ahead and ask me a Question,5tttttttttttttttthhhhhhhh”.
@brandonhinkley73914 жыл бұрын
FIF
@keetlemeetle3114 жыл бұрын
Did you? Fiiiif
@thejbo7774 жыл бұрын
“I have a secret document I think you need to see....”
@sigmamaleonhisgrindset3 жыл бұрын
I love how the bald guy next to him is barely keeping it together. 😂😂😂
@zephh_sk4 жыл бұрын
Tron is watching Dave's R Kelly skit in his crib lmao
@ghostofaforgottenweedle Жыл бұрын
"Go ahead, ask me a question!" "Did you..." "FIIIIF!" 😂😂
@NoFlyZone015 жыл бұрын
STILL, the most accurate commentary on the racial and economic disparities that plague our judicial system.
@johnboykin31285 жыл бұрын
No. Don't make it seem genius or significant. It's not that great
@erikt31625 жыл бұрын
Are you the legal defense counsel? Or defense counsel?
@sarahemikula5 жыл бұрын
@@johnboykin3128 I believe it was described as 'accurate', not genius. You were also given another's "side" on liking Chappelle's ability to laugh at the huge problems in our society. If you dislike it, care to state why? A little discourse without rancor is possible ya know 😏
@tyronejames41874 жыл бұрын
@calo10able Idk man. Bernie Madoff destroyed people's lives too
@BushidoBrownSama4 жыл бұрын
@calo10able not all drug dealers deal in violent crimes and major white collar criminals tend to negatively impact far more people.
@salsasoul41126 жыл бұрын
"I can only choose, ooooooooone!" LMFAOOOOO!!!!!! Still cracks me dafuq up. Hahahahaaaaaaaa!!!!!
@a.fleming6 жыл бұрын
Increased Standards 😂😂😂😂😂😂 right!!!
@salsasoul41126 жыл бұрын
A. Fleming Guuuuuuuuurl! Mad funny! Lolololol
@sofakingonmynuts14386 жыл бұрын
dave could do anything back then, he was even singing
@mickeeia6 жыл бұрын
Increased Standards That's my favorite part also! When I am feeling down, this makes me laugh like hell😂😂😂!!
@israeltindal58456 жыл бұрын
That shit still has me rolling 😂😂😂
@danielventura63916 жыл бұрын
Only Chappelle can make a dogs death hilarious lmao!!
@phillipesteele20216 жыл бұрын
Daniel Ventura he has a team of writers its not all him. Just saying.
@Seattlefan776 жыл бұрын
Shut that fuckin dog up!!!!
@isobel646 жыл бұрын
oh stfu
@aricgoss5 жыл бұрын
The crowd was genuinely surprised
@robkeane31975 жыл бұрын
Bill burr
@amarhabib17012 жыл бұрын
@ 0:44 "shut that f***ing dog up!!!" Bill Bur is brilliant.
@biterface036 жыл бұрын
This Is Dave Chappelle’s Episode Of “Black Mirror”.
@TimeandMonotony5 жыл бұрын
Black Black Mirror
@spaceghostcoasttocoast93435 жыл бұрын
Lmao key and peel fucking wish. Dave already covered everything they talk about in his comedy, and before it was financially viable to do so.
@TimeandMonotony5 жыл бұрын
@@spaceghostcoasttocoast9343 What do Key and Peele have to do with Black Mirror?
@KB-nz6bv3 жыл бұрын
The jury of your “peers” bit is just amazing comedy
@scorch4299 Жыл бұрын
it made me think about how different it must be for black people to be on trial.
@iamtheeduchess6 жыл бұрын
I PLEAD the fifth.. I PLEAD the fifth..5. 1,2.3,4 FIF.....anything you say Fiiiiif. 😂😂😂
@c.galindo96395 жыл бұрын
Bcbgit Sweetheart go on ask me a question
@imcomingwithyou955 жыл бұрын
Did you...?
@lewisalvarez28595 жыл бұрын
Semere Tes FIFFFF
@Overkill2335 жыл бұрын
@@lewisalvarez2859 Sir, I have a secret document that I think you need to see
@E.JayViera5 жыл бұрын
FIVE!!!!!
@joneschilufya8672 жыл бұрын
"Oh man we got be careful with this, we don't wanna embarrass someone like me in front of my family and my community" -- Tron 😂😂
@rafthethinker49484 жыл бұрын
I was gonna leave a comment but i chose to plead the FIF
@jdatboi7244 жыл бұрын
1234....FIF
@dredvax4 жыл бұрын
FIVE
@latonyasmith6834 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@gabe81684 жыл бұрын
But you did leave a comment
@cranes74 жыл бұрын
Ask me a question? FIF? lol lol!
@mg19cal4 жыл бұрын
"Oh no, that's no good for me, I got some trim coming at 12....."
@aliciashanks52394 жыл бұрын
🥤😆💦
@mg19cal4 жыл бұрын
@@ecmpinky7772 well, it's that nice "vertical smile" all of us men are always in search of 😁
@Tony_Baloney_4 жыл бұрын
ECM Pinky weed
@TangoNevada4 жыл бұрын
@@ecmpinky7772 The small patch of hair neatly trimmed above a women that takes care of her genitals appearance. Many women today forgo any trim at all and go entirely for a clean, completely shaven look. It's personal preference. Colloquially the phrases (Getting some trim, or some trim is coming over) refer to getting laid, having sex or being with a Female Partner for sexual activities, which may or may not involve the man inserting his erect penis into the women's vaginal cavity. This can be entirely for pleasure or for reproductive purposes. If for pleasure only, the use of a prophylactic. such as a condom is highly recommend, a condom is a thin tube like device open at one end and closed at the other, typically made of latex or nitrile and is, lubricated and slid over the males erect penis. It is used to prevent the male at the time of orgasm from releasing his sperm into the female (Or Trim), thus preventing both any unwanted pregnancy and also reducing or preventing the spread of any sexually transmitted diseases. That is a short description of "Trim" and it's history. "Trim" would normally take precedence over wilingly turning yourself over to the police.
@Martina_Poraka_Nasa3 жыл бұрын
@@TangoNevada I can't believe that I actually read this with max attention as I do when reviewing scholar papers. The last sentence made me laugh out load.
@Mercenary-19146 жыл бұрын
Ah Snap....I forgot Bill Burr did this one! He is Great!
@neildennis97306 жыл бұрын
Mercenary 1914 Bill Burr is in like every other good sketch the Chapelle Show ever produced!
@vanhalen4life16 жыл бұрын
Mercenary 1914 no He's not funny I don't know why dave Chappell hire him anyway
@denny45186 жыл бұрын
Borat. Sagdiyev that's just your opinion.
@adonalsiumwillrememberourp80276 жыл бұрын
Borat. Sagdiyev funniest guy on earth. Lol
@vanhalen4life16 жыл бұрын
Funniest looking guy on earth Agreed
@breakfastplan45182 жыл бұрын
The cop who shot the dog was BIll Burr. Hilarious.
@brandonhutchison46876 жыл бұрын
Pretty sad this commentary on our justice system is still accurate over a decade later.
@DA-wv7dn6 жыл бұрын
absolutely genius, isnt it. Dave is a rare breed of brilliant
@TreyDoe6 жыл бұрын
@@DA-wv7dn and it will remain
@testy4625 жыл бұрын
Other than being complete nonsense... yeah.
@BRAVO2I45 жыл бұрын
And it will be years from now.
@86lanzo5 жыл бұрын
@ibigrooster11 just give up..some ppl just love crying Racism and victim culture..I wonder how this works somewhere like Oakland where nearly everyone from mayor to police chief and most of the police force are Black..
@OwlOfNivica5 жыл бұрын
Damn they had Bill Burr as a detective, good old days of comedy
@Luqman8996 жыл бұрын
"Now get out of my sight yooou..Fffuck.."
@mikedancoolguy45745 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@bokckingjbomb72604 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀
@zm198278 ай бұрын
Possibly the greatest skit of all time
@ValensBellator5 жыл бұрын
“Go ahead, ask me a question” “Did yo-“ “FIIIIIF” God that bit killed me lol, he’s so damn funny
@sixburgh64ss6 жыл бұрын
This skit is COMEDY GOLD. *PERFECT*
@unkurupted61316 жыл бұрын
sixburgh64ss and the message in it is genius
@TheSoUpErDuPeR6 жыл бұрын
'Again, I'm sorry for the inconvenience' -Ohh no problem, One Love! 'Uh, yeah, I love you too'
@ZaZa-nm6sw2 жыл бұрын
"One love" "Yeah I love you too" 🤣🤣
@waddahElyemen5 жыл бұрын
Hands down. Dave is one of the most entertaining comedians I’ve ever seen
@joepaccrakurii12274 жыл бұрын
Best ever
@CIARUNSITE4 жыл бұрын
16 years later not a damn thing has changed.
@jamesgibson37164 жыл бұрын
Nothing!!!!!
@daylightriot56714 жыл бұрын
you know that working class white people are treated the same though right? The only people who get away 'a slap on the wrist' sentencing is RICH people. Regardless of skin colour.
@jesusfarrow5034 жыл бұрын
Your right selling rocks would be wrong
@coryfreeman1514 жыл бұрын
@@daylightriot5671 youre full of shit. Trying to compare your small cases that affects the majority of minorities weither or not they are criminals. becayse they "look like criminals" which is them just being in the skin they were born in.
@daylightriot56714 жыл бұрын
nah thats bollocks. police racial prejudice is very rare in todays world. it does happen, usually in area's with high gang activity, but it is extremely rare. The media jumps on those types of stories just to get clicks and viewers. They're very often false or taken out of context.
@Get-A-Load-Of-This6 жыл бұрын
"Plenty of time to life weights and convert to Islam ... YOU FFFFFFFUUUUCK!!!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂