Chappelle's Show - Tron Carter's "Law & Order" - Uncensored

[@Zmad724]

"YOU WILL RECEIVE THE MANDATORY MINIMUM OF LIFE IN PRISON" LOL

[@latonyasmith683]

🤣🤣🤣

[@SSKMusicBeats]

@starkiller871 "you're a big lipped beast" 😂😂😂

[@elijahcaudle7365]

Ironically 20 years

[@justintimbersaw3934]

That's just a Minimum tho

[@KamalasNotLikeUs]

Not LOL

[@diamenmillane5865]

"No problem. One Love." "Uh, yeah.... I love you too..." 😂😂😂

[@christiancoates6505]

Zippity do da

[@c.galindo9639]

Zip it up and zip it out

[@jayarcher3259]

Well thats suspicious

[@jaimesmith2266]

😁😂😂😂

[@jackdaniell5258]

That was actually an ongoing joke from another skit he did.

[@mikebeezy769]

The police said shut that dog up and it wasn’t even barking 😂

[@xman2738]

Universem2 pits are the most loyal gentile smart dogs.

[@Universem2]

@@xman2738 they are super loyal, and great family dogs I agree

[@espojtraveler123]

Mike Beezy then they were forced to fire upon the K-9

[@thashadeshow]

"GET THAT (______) DOG TOO." 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jaystein1405]

DeeSmokez Gaming I assume it's supposed to be a flash grenade but prob still would be fucked up pretty bad

[@someone2746]

Tron getting the “rich white criminal” treatment was definitely one of the best skits.

[@munenex]

Dave Chappelle pulls out the reverse uno card

[@strongbad8315]

Dog doing absolutely nothing. Shut that F#cking Dog Up!!! *Pop*

[@thomas-stilinski8149]

It be like that

[@m.b.8446]

Clearly, if you paid attention to the clip, the dog was trying to attack.

[@DeimosDarkness]

@@m.b.8446 It reminds me of the cop that shot a civi's chiwawa because he felt threatened by it. Look it up.

[@m.b.8446]

@@DeimosDarkness Damn, that was crazy. Good thing he was fired.

[@Vachdemort]

Jesus is that Bill Burr yelling that

[@aowens5668]

“Plenty of time to lift weights, and convert to Islam”...that is so inappropriately hilarious! 😂🤣😅

[@theville9885]

Thank you.

[@exalted1327]

Bruh that shit almost killed me the first time i saw it lol

[@azaangul5075]

lmfao

[@medamin941]

Augusta Owens I’m Muslim and that shit was hilarious 😂😂😂

[@Kronos0999]

I didn't get it.

[@michealwatts7469]

The old dude ... "Now get out of my sight you ffffffUCK" that was just perfect.

[@lambdee7006]

Yea that was classic. 😂😂😂😂

[@camillaGorilla]

Agreed 🤣🤣🤣 i died

[@thenewjord50]

He really want to call him "ninja"

[@NoellaScott]

"We gotta be careful about this. We don't want to embarrass someone like me in front of my family and my community" 😂🤣

[@P71ScrewHead]

How the white man gets treated in a court of law when he works for the Feds..

[@melgor5785]

😂😂😂😂

[@starbrand3726]

I lost it with "the jury of your peers. " Brilliant comedy, magnificent social commentary.

[@cal31BRIAN23]

yep

[@Scorch428]

I miss this style of humor. We cant have funny things anymore, apparently.

[@basedgodstrugglin]

@@Scorch428 not true. Just nobody is this funnyb

[@SamB4Sanity]

@@basedgodstrugglin How would we know? They get canceled before they get well known.

[@reversetopics1049]

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[@popsay]

"I would like to congratulate the Jury of your peers." LMFAOOOOO

[@vanmorgan1867]

Aaron Curry If you listen close he says “In 10 minutes, which is a new court record”

[@drose212]

Aaron Curry bunch of niggas on the jury 😂😂

[@MagusKali]

They should have had the Wu-Tang Clan as the jury members

[@vanmorgan1867]

MagusKali omg that would’ve been awesome

[@aaronwrecks3324]

When they pan over to the jury I lose it every time

[@kivanihabhouse3467]

The grenade didnt kill the dog...didnt even make him bark "Shut that f*kn dog up" 😭

[@MrGrace]

It wasnt a grenade, it was a flash-bang

[@VonJay]

it was a flash bang bro

[@peterm4839]

@@VonJay even if it was a flash it would still explode the dog, majorly injuring it

[@dylanhealy8126]

Actually *pushes up glasses* The prop was a MK 2 “pineapple” fragmentation grenade, but it was supposed to be a flash bang grenade

[@postsniper-7532]

@@peterm4839 no it wouldn’t lol they use flash bangs for a reason I know people who have been direct hit maybe a bit of shrapnel but that’s all there’s no powder in them no explosion

[@kawazarmusse3095]

The jury of his peers killed me 😂

[@individualm6712]

"Judged by a jury of your peers." & "...enough time to lift weights & convert to Islam. " 😍😍😍😍😂😂😂😂😂 The FiF!!! Comedic gold. Thanks for this

[@SleazyNice]

"& convert to Islam" Funny thing is that Dave is a Muslim.

[@corwinng1111]

also a reference to Malcolm X

[@MrMikegraham]

Moe Josephian now get out of my sight you ffffuck

[@Scorch428]

@@MrMikegraham that had to be ad libbed

[@_Handrolo]

When he pulled out that paper with "FiF" written on it, I lost it. 😂

[@rileyschalow3392]

Did you notice the file he pulls it out of has a stick figure drawn on it 😂

[@johnlee2238]

Did you find it now?

[@thejbo777]

Lol good find!

[@antonioblair727]

“Do you...” “Fifff” thats where i lost it😭

[@virallitedynamictv3606]

Radical 😅🤣😂😄Fanatical 🎙classical 📜skit this episode🎬 should of🤔 been called🎤🏃 Trading🤦 Places2 😱😎 plead 🗝da☝ fif 5th🤣🤣🤣 luv😍 this 💪guy 🎚😜😍Dave🕵 Chappelle😍 lots of laughs.. 😅

[@leondreamcast]

“You big lipped beast” 🤣🤣🤣😂

[@theruddyone6443]

THAT HAD ME ROARING LAUGHIN

[@alexkumm4488]

@Jon Gruder

[@shaquilleborneo1950]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Blortoblorto]

Nah, it’s all about the jury

[@randolphtolbert3825]

“You filthy big lipped beast.”

[@520ghost2]

Door gets kicked in and literally "somebody shut that dog up" gets yelled out and it wasn't even barking!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@gregoryhall1493]

Hilarious

[@BrooklynBeTheBoro]

"No problem. One love" "Yeah. I love you too" 🤣

[@almightyfx3144]

🤣🤣🤣

[@icanwatchthevideos]

Zippidy doo dah have a good day! Real ones know

[@bababasri3]

Kingman Brewski zip it up and zip it out

[@cal31BRIAN23]

@@bababasri3 the office.............same energy

[@Scorch428]

Im too white to know what One love means. Can someone explain?

[@bizieb23]

Whose watching in 2019? Chappelle's Show is timeless classic. Dave Chappelle is a comedic genius!

[@bernitraperson7398]

He really is

[@lilgreeneyesp637]

I still watch it...and this show ...timeless...you laugh more you watch it

[@trentirvin2008]

This show was loaded with talent. Chappell, bill burr, Neal Brennan, Charlie Murphy, etc. a bunch of them became big names after they worked with them

[@neilryan4166]

I am right now.

[@Slowbird1989]

I used to watch Chappelle with my aunt so my mom wouldn't find out

[@morrisboakai4104]

The accuracy of his messages! This is why he will always be a legend. Teaching what’s wrong with America thru laughter. The BEST way to grasp listeners and viewers

[@Wis_Dom]

But are they are not learning. They are just figuring out newer ways to "mask" their racism while keeping everything systematically the same .

[@tp2937]

@@Wis_Dom SOOO TRUE!!!

[@Cristina_504]

@@Wis_Dom it’s not even a mask no more we’re completely defaced! Also I’m an American, we love a good hate session/beef ... it’s pretty sad to admit

[@tbird7698]

Yeah with out getting cancelled

[@Vintagenegro]

@Major Problems it is not justified.

[@StarOfElyon]

The dog getting shot for just being there never gets old.

[@jimmybones231]

" When I get out, can I still traffic rocks to the community " 😂😂😂

[@marcusgarrett6571]

Absolutely Not!

[@jimmybones231]

Lol

[@officerjacciah698]

you're right, selling rocks would be wrong ahahahhhah

[@marcusgarrett6571]

JAIL IS THE SHIT!

[@michaelshackelford3459]

Lol

[@Jesse__H]

This is seriously one of the smartest sketches ever. It's both hilarious and makes a profound point about our law enforcement and justice systems. If you stop to think about it for too long it honestly becomes heart wrenching.

[@SuperROFLVIDEOS]

Acrobatic Jesus bruh is there something u need get off ur chest? Goddamn man smoke some weed

[@Poseidon650]

Bergin Keegan His anger aside, this video is an exaggerated interpretation. Yes, there are problems in the justice system, but to equate this video to truth in 2019 is naive.

[@erictripps125]

Selling "illegal drugs" to consenting adults - lock him up for life at tax payer expense Lying about profits to defraud hundreds of Americans as well as short changing your employees out of benefits? - I see no problem with this. Victim less crime.

[@neil1220]

Jesse H. So True‼️

[@p-lemon]

@Thor Odinson Or maybe, perhaps if you look at the data minorities are locked up at rates significantly higher than whites, indicative of a systemic problem that needs to be addressed

[@vincespell]

That Judge had all the movements of a court Judge. The look of contempt in his eyes is surreal. That man needs an oscar!

[@filmoeskrawts3539]

vincespell well good sir I can tell you have a keen eye for the arts as I’ve long said that his brief but powerful performance went slept on by the academy. His delivery is top notch switching from disdain, then right in to condescension with Plenty of time to lift weights and convert to Islam. But in humble, and I do stress humble, yet 100% correct opinion where he stole the scene was the disgust in his face and voice with the- Getoutta my site you fffffFuck. I stood up and cheered until my apostles who are yet to develop the eye was like yo skrawts sit down and shut the fuck up my baby is sleeping. For real though the judge has always been my favorite part of that sketch

[@crocbattle07]

@@filmoeskrawts3539 Best reply ever

[@filmoeskrawts3539]

T.C. Battle well you clearly have far better than 20/20 vision on how to spot a phenomenal, well informed, clear cut hard hitting post with no apologies.

[@tanyawade5197]

Filmoe Skrawts 🤣🤣👏🏽👏🏽. 🌈

[@filmoeskrawts3539]

Tanya Wade welcome to enlightenment. enjoy your ascension and sip freely from the punch bowl of knowledge. You all are my inspiration for dropping factual Life altering information, for free, because I’m a humanitarian marinated in the sauce of correctitude.

[@christmas6666]

"1, 2, 3, 4, Fiffffff" always kills me

[@hip2thabone_da_sticky1]

"I plead the fif...I plead the fif...five... 1 ,2 ,3, 4 fif. Anything u say, fif. Go ahead and ask me a question?" Judge: "Did u?" Chappelle: "Fif!"😂🤣

[@semyaza555]

I can only choose...O N N N N N N E

[@ms.williams5423]

Had me screaming! FIF!

[@finalfantasyrules222]

Anything you say fif

[@mattdecker8724]

It was actually a senator not a judge but you know, we all got the point anyway.

[@blumoon5184]

The guys face when the judge called him "big lipped".. LMAO!!!

[@Justitia_Nomen]

I LAUGHED SO HARD

[@krnskiller]

It's crazy how the jury is able to hold their laughter so well in this skit LMAO

[@mikemiken1963]

It is almost like they're actors...

[@krnskiller]

@@mikemiken1963 omg really?! i thought they were civilian juries !!! thanks captain fucking obvious!

[@mikemiken1963]

@@krnskiller Genius over here surprised when actors don't laugh on camera, or in a used cut. Your comment was very stupid. Go back to PUBG, lolol.

[@krnskiller]

@@mikemiken1963 Oh, you're one of those :) got it. Have a great day!

[@mikemiken1963]

@@krnskiller i hope you have a good one. Perhaps you'll point to the sky in amazement, wondering aloud to passersby "HOW THEY GET THEM CLOUDS UP THERE?!". Or upon sighting an odd hard red octoganal flower spoutibg from the ground you will ask your handler "WHY PEOPLE DON'T GO ANYMORE AT HERE?" You'll get a pat on the head, a Worther's Original, and a pitying smile, but that handler is sending out resumes at the least P U B G lol

[@felixfontanez2825]

Are we not gonna talk about how that dog took that grenade like it was nothing ? 😂

[@PhilAlford]

The effect looks like it was supposed to be a flash bang but the props department got lazy 😭

[@lwilliams7448]

Looks like it was a flash bang.

[@shabushabu5319]

​@@lwilliams7448And it still took it like a champ

[@deukazoo9313]

That’s why they had to put him down, he ate that grenade for lunch.

[@akosii4928]

"My apologies for being late but I got caught up with some PUNANI hehehe" 😂😂😂

[@merwinpique]

Gemmark Agatep Epic. Lol. I miss this show.

[@nickn8812a]

*smells finger

[@JdvsThaWorld]

Really dude 😂

[@veef.moraless3020]

Gemmark Agatep 😂😂😂

[@kiwijay5846]

😂😂😂😂

[@callmemack7771]

"His wife threw her tittles in my hand" That's funny

[@littyagain]

It was weird your honor 😂😂

[@gregoryhall1493]

🤣

[@845835]

It's hard to laugh at this knowing how accurate the message is...hard but not impossible.

[@nsanch88]

If it's hard to laugh then you missed the message.

[@bigsmoke4592]

@@nsanch88 you missed the message. It's not easy to laugh at the systemic corruption that allows rich white collar crimes to go unpunished while low income black teens get their life's ruined for weed

[@bigsmoke4592]

@@yanickbahler lol dude white collar crime (the ones working with the cops and general justice system here) doesn't mean white people. It is opposed to blue collar crime. Rich people of all skin colors commit those with minimal repercussions. But i said black teens because statistically you're more likely to get searched for drug possesion and get harsher punishments for equal crimes if you're black.

[@bigsmoke4592]

@@yanickbahler well your name is Yanick

[@workingsix43]

@@yanickbahler yeah is it

[@cmahoney9921]

“When I get out, can I still traffic rocks to the community?”

[@marcobaek1378]

"ABS.SO.LUTE.LY. NOOOOOT......tap tap"

[@SIW808]

"N**ga, I said stop calling here. All right! I'm bagging the coke up as fast as I can"

[@demontaevincer5631]

Dumiso Siwawa that part kills me everytime😂😂

[@SIW808]

Same here. Came back to watch it again lol

[@melanin2196]

Dumiso Siwawa ikr i die everytime i hear that part!!!!

[@Duzz14]

Came here for that too haha

[@vinnievalentine421]

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@JockerNo7]

Chappelles show always has a serious meaning behind it. And the thing i love is, how he can turn it into such a funny comedy sketch. No one can do comedy like Chappelle man... fkin genius.

[@meadahagain]

I can’t like it cuz it’s at my fav number but I love this comment

[@majorhellrazor4054]

Back then Dave was tryna wake ppl up but it was like it went over everybody's heads

[@julcaos]

I love Chappelle as much as the next guy, but this is far beyond social commentary... this is brutal! absolutely brilliant!

[@Sam-vi2ho]

Watch pharma CEO Martin Shkreli plead the fifth

[@waxdoe115]

@@Sam-vi2ho how long did he get?

[@Dang3rMouSe]

@@waxdoe115 in 2018, Shkreli was charged in federal court to 7 years @ Club Fed & "up to" $7.4 million in fines. That's pocket money for him. I wouldn't be surprised if he serves 2 years & is then released into parole on "good behavior." kzbin.info/www/bejne/goGsgpKdrs57l8k

[@brittaberry7788]

@@Dang3rMouSe I don’t think they let people out early in federal prison but I agree it’s chump change to him

[@masondixon797]

@@Dang3rMouSe There's a mandatory sentencing of where you have to spend half your jail time atleast being considered being able to leave that's the court system

[@KadoTheNorm]

Just heard Bill Burr on his podcast talking about how dark this skit was and how great Dave is at making a point like this

[@abdulrahmansaad829]

The judge takes the sketch to another level.. He plays it perfectly!

[@chefgiovanni]

That jury was lit up, high as the kites and slightly bias.

[@janassyjoachim1623]

I loved Key and Peele but nothing could compare with Chappelle Show! Gold! Thank you for your service lol

[@jatilq]

I loved his Netflix special where he said "I come back afer some years to see Key and Peele doing my show."

[@blackedoutlabelent9800]

Imagine them all together

[@mikecribbs2790]

To the beat get my cheesecake you can only choose one huh

[@michaels.8244]

Key & Peele are not funny, like ever.

[@uncharted7againblackking256]

@@blackedoutlabelent9800 with Chappelle running the show u know the director and all

[@Jex2112]

The Judge kills it in this skit! Plus he delivers the best F bomb ive ever heard

[@katarishigusimokirochepona6611]

It is an exquisite f bomb. Swearing is a skill.

[@kmetzgar]

Clearly the most epic f bomb ever administered

[@DuckDaPhillyFan]

He had like 6 F’s 😂

[@sheckkk1881]

It's 2050 and Dave Chappelle is still a legend for this sketch. Not only this sketch but the entire show, this is timeless comedy. Thank you David.

[@biancachristie]

It’s 2050 😂

[@kktvgaming5621]

@@biancachristie man I’m saying where the last 27 years went

[@natesell2615]

Are you from the future?

[@dtywuandavis6207]

"I can only choose ooooonnnneee. I plead the fif! I plead the fif! FIVE! 1,2,3,4,FIIIIIIIF!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@DigiAkuma]

FIF

[@TonyTMusicc]

"Nigga I said stop callin aight!? I'm bagging the coke up as fast as I can " LMFAAAOO I can't

[@michaelshackelford3459]

TonyT CTFU

[@jasoncardwell8535]

How he pull out a brick of heroin on the stand? 😂😂😂

[@michaels.8244]

& from his own pocket!! 🤷🏽‍♂️ lie wtf?! Your honor!! I object, that’s not in defense discovery.

[@latonyasmith683]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 gat dawg,I know right!

[@etancia]

Was that Bill Burr?

[@charlieanddadreviewsandcha2243]

etancia Yes..

[@glgl1472]

He would plead the fif

[@teetimewisdom90]

5:25 the gentleman to the right was working hard asf not too bust into laughter 🤣🤣

[@mmm944]

"You big lipped beast" omg man 😂😂😂

[@diannaharriison3243]

Sr Bell16 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@JuggyBear]

Def my favorite line

[@kameelahsalaam8056]

What if...

[@milliewillie795]

Definitely my favorite part because the man had like no lips at all😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@jaimesmith2266]

The judge was so serious when he said it 😁😂😂😂

[@ChuckKeough]

Tron don't wanna be embarrassed in front of his friends and community....hahaha, lol

[@neumoniad]

Chuck Keough If you type “hahaha”, you don’t need the “laugh out loud” afterwards. It is implied.

[@Politickticktickin]

@@neumoniad Quoting Obama?

[@ontherisewithcandyceevette3037]

Lol

[@c.galindo9639]

No that would be a travesty if they ever found out

[@kazisla1312]

Yea that's what the "well dressed" whites say when they get warrant issued on their name.

[@leahm6165]

People don’t understand how revolutionary this skit is... I love Dave Chappell

[@B4NKST4Z]

No, only u, cuz Ur special

[@neilryan4166]

You have been found guilty by a jury of your peers.

[@pinkyogioriginal]

neil ryan shut up lol

[@neilryan4166]

@@pinkyogioriginal Oh come on. That was one of the funniest lines in the the sketch.

[@ashtonoak4370]

This needs to be re-released as new, it's so relevant now. All of this man's skits have aged like gold

[@Dr_spite]

I don't think it's the fact that his skits aged like gold More like the corruption in the justice system is immortal.

[@ashtonoak4370]

@@Dr_spite aka Aged like gold

[@dyvinesun]

I damn near choked on my food when they shot the dog 😂😂😂

[@lisalisa1018]

dyvinesun It's been done in real life during drug busts and or mistaken drug busts and they just say " s**t. Happens. For Real.

[@julmuhammad4913]

dyvinesun 😀😃which dog were They Refering to?😇

[@TeeMarie36]

Yes.... the dog didnt do anything and they shot him...

[@cindyhaefele1600]

@Jimmy Rustling who said anything Bout crying?

[@bobingsonbob8893]

@Jimmy Rustling People are more upset at the fact that police actually have shot dogs during raids when they didn't need to.

[@renzo7503]

At 3:47, Bill Bur pulls the "evidence" out of his jacket, LOL!! No lab testing whatsoever, LOL!!

[@travisharris9912]

Unforgiven311 😂😂😂😂😂 #facts

[@Lil_mar00]

"Shut that fucking dog up" LOL! Dog wasn't even barking.

[@blackdoug9903]

0:54 what's on BET.😂🤣

[@neilryan4166]

I don't know how the actors kept straight faces with the dialogue they had to speak.

[@SirMo]

"His wife threw her titties in my hand. It was weird your honor.".

[@CandieP]

The court would like to congratulate the Jury of your peers 🤣🤣🤣

[@GTheGenius]

Candie P cut to the jurors who were fools wearing baggy clothes & durags 😂😂😂

[@CandieP]

G The Genius Beats I died when the judge called him a Animal, filthy , big lipped Beast 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this sketch was genius.

[@redhurricane24]

And their admittance is in the court record.

[@GTheGenius]

Candie P Forreal!

[@andrelawrence5515]

Funny

[@d.pinit7796]

Hands down greatest comedic show in history of TV. Watched it live every week back then and own the dvd seasons . Brilliant!

[@ladyshkspre]

Around 17 years later and I STILL sometimes get that “One, two, three, four, FIF!” bit in my head. Just the memory of it makes me laugh until I nearly can’t breathe so I have to come to KZbin to find the clip so I can verify if it truly is as hilarious as I recalled. Still holds up!

[@brittaberry7788]

I say plead the fif too from time to time and laugh to myself even when usually no one else does 😂

[@lessgoofyone]

@@brittaberry7788 i still do too! I say it sometimes but in a regular voice but in my head its this clip

[@ryancampbell8645]

Just did it

[@popeyethepirate5473]

Why do you think I'm here hahaha

[@0blivionvoid139]

I had a laminated piece of paper with fif written on it at work for whenever something would break

[@jamesburgess2k]

The fucking blood splatter from the dog!!! 😂😂😂😂 Dave is a comedic genius bro

[@tylerprovoe9983]

What ?? Hahaha fucking psycopath. I found the next Dexter

[@LowlightTonight]

“SHUT THAT FUCKIN DOG UP!” the dog wasn’t even barking 😂😂

[@raider2618]

lmao what a sweet dog

[@moiseshernandez9800]

How times have changed, the killing of a dog on TV wouldn't pass so easily with how sensitive some people are

[@MRG978]

Moises Hernandez this show got away with a LOT of shit that wouldn't fly today

[@michaelagirouard8042]

Tron’s watching “Piss on You” in the background lmao

[@marshanaturner3150]

Ikr....😂😂😂

[@raulalvarez9146]

Drip....Drip......Drip

[@yvettegrier3643]

Lol....I missed that😂😂

[@sarahmitchell7816]

All these years I totally missed that 🤣

[@joneschilufya867]

@@raulalvarez9146😂😂

[@laurenbrown869]

This skit pretty much sums up our whole justice department 😂

[@danielaramburo7648]

Steal a cheeseburger, police will chase you down and arrest you. Be a bank and help drug cartels launder billions of dollars….. no arrests, just a fine, no criminal record.

[@Ada_solo99]

You got it 😂 but most people didn’t

[@JakeKoenig]

No it doesn't. It sums up every victim-seeking black person's imaginary version of the "justice department." Or justice SYSTEM as everyone with an IQ over 80 would call it.

[@maxhydekyle2425]

Bill Burr's the secret ingredient in a lot of these sketches

[@maxhydekyle2425]

@jae Pea Dave's more like the chef

[@stevewondering6311]

Bill burr the token white asshole that shoots the dog. Bless his roles

[@moballardful]

Facts.

[@xzack8848]

Nah shut you dumb bitchass up

[@slightlygone]

"Shut that Fucking Dog Up!!!"

[@bryandickens387]

Absolute genius, Chapelle show had such amazing concepts. This flipped reality parody of law and order is such a powerful and hilarious message of how much racism and monetary status bias the justice system has. The crack dealer being treated like a wealthy powerful white business man and vise versa really makes a valid point that there are different "America"s depending on what the justice system decides which "America" you belong to.

[@danielskywalker8513]

The show was a beautifully elegant way to introduce the concept of multiple perspectives in a laugh out loud comedic climate. Dave wasn't the only one writing this material, it was a bright, open-minded, and eclectic group of individuals that hit a grand slam on this short-lived series.

[@lisafraser3]

You said it perfectly

[@lisafraser3]

The picture is too much

[@kameelahsalaam8056]

I please da FiF!!!!🤣🤣🤣😂😂 What if... In a perfect world.

[@kameelahsalaam8056]

Plead... Damn auto correct

[@bootesvoid1275]

If Bill Burr wasnt a great comedian, he would've made an excellent crooked east coast cop.

[@nwakid123]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nwakid123]

i believe it

[@NateB]

He's a crooked East Coast Comedian

[@anylove370]

So an east coast cop ?

[@frankthetank1369]

He was on Breaking Bad.

[@randyh.7782]

"There...ahhhh...I said there are, so many amendments, in the Constitution...of the United States...of Americaaaaaaa!" 🤣

[@GoHazyQuietSexAngel]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@GoHazyQuietSexAngel]

"I can one choose one..." 🍷 🍷

[@paulbryson111]

"When i get out, can i still traffic rocks to the community??" "*pointing to recording device* Absolutely not!" "Ohh you're right. Sellin rocks would be wrong 😉"

[@nicksatie8072]

''Jail's the shit ah ah ah ah ah'' xD

[@zachhaywood1564]

That very last, high-pitched "FIIIIIIIF!" at 5:56 STILL kills me after all these years. Dave is nothing short of a legend.

[@JCAdhd]

Mannn

[@snoppdeng2]

"a jury of your peers" and the shot is just straight gs. Fucking lol, love dave chapelle.

[@ronaldogilley4274]

Pulls the dope from his coat pocket - Bill Burr the Crooked Cop😂😂😂😂

[@rufusallen8143]

While in the witness box..how da phuc he got a kilo of dope past the sheriffs and the bailiffs?? 😂😂😂😂

[@ronaldogilley4274]

@@rufusallen8143 legendary ish🫡😂😂😂😂😂

[@briancarroll8382]

One, two, three, four... FiF I wish he’d do this show again.

[@robertnicholls9917]

I can't see it. His build made him funny. He's too buff now, a serious body shape. At that time, I would start laughing just based on his body language and facial expressions before he said a word.

[@andrewanderson7912]

Favorite line lmao

[@MissMiccy]

@@robertnicholls9917 Do you find his recent standups funny?

[@robertnicholls9917]

@@MissMiccy Carlinish, I don't guffaw just nodding snickers. I'll have to watch again, can't remember if anything he said had me doubled over like his tv show. His new size eliminates some of the funny too. His previous build would make me laugh just seeing him. His more muscular build erases his subtle physical comedy.

[@MarloSoBalJr]

Honestly it wouldn't be the same in today's era. It's best left the way it was (which is legendary) then what it could have been. Just like how *Key&Peele* ended on a high note.

[@DKTD23]

Bill Burr was great on that show. Dave knew exactly which skits to use him in. Amazing production.

[@Pr0x1mo]

Not only that, but the guy Tron talks to on the phone, the prosecutor, is the gas station clerk from No country for old men, the infamous coin toss scene.

[@maxether2333]

When i was young I didn’t understand that much but as i got older I realize there so many layers to this it’s almost scary how honest this is

[@garcel1251]

“Then his wife through her tittles in my hand” 😂😂💀💀

[@845835]

You're not a criminal if you wear a suit and work on Wall Street. - US Department of Justice

[@yourlexusgirl5814]

It's called white collar crime.

[@845835]

@@yourlexusgirl5814 Thank you Captain Obvious.

[@PriestessAusetRaAmen]

The shade of it all

[@reversetopics1049]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hoKqfmt_dsZjgLs&feature=share 2pac gives respect to Farrakhan...

[@robchowder5611]

"Um... No, but i can tell you that i plead the fizzif" 😂😂😂

[@WShoup9818]

Let me show you this secret document "fif"

[@MichelleMonet15]

@@WShoup9818 🎶FIIIIIIIIIFFFF🎶🤣🤣🤣

[@Toywins]

My family uses that one ALL THE TIME!!! 😂😂😂

[@IndigoPhoenix21]

The whole time, I couldn't get over the dog. That shit destroyed me lmao.

[@keyroncampbell]

😂😂

[@kameelahsalaam8056]

Lol

[@bogdanalindaragiu1314]

imagine how destroyed are people in real life when that always happens.

[@UnknownPerson-ix1tx]

The police shot my dog in front of me when I was 6, Miami Dade County.

[@nombreespablo]

SHUT THAT FUCKING DOG UP 😭😭😭😭

[@smerrill9426]

I’ve seen this skit 1000 times and still laugh as hard as I did the first time I saw it Chapelle is the best !!!!!! GOAT

[@limbahnuklir1643]

OooooooomoomooolooOooooooomoomooolooooo😊olokooooloolloolmpm

[@limbahnuklir1643]

OooooooomoomooolooOooooooomoomooolooooo😊olokooooloolloolmpmopoooklomlloooooolollmooolo

[@madmadameminx]

I'll turn myself in between...two and six? 11:55pm

[@thewisegoonette2599]

Definately BPT!!😂😂😂😂

[@joaogomes9405]

You heard him, he got caught up with some ponaynay

[@RyanideProductions]

Very clever writing! 😎

[@Frosty98206]

“ Go ahead and ask me a Question,5tttttttttttttttthhhhhhhh”.

[@brandonhinkley7391]

FIF

[@keetlemeetle311]

Did you? Fiiiif

[@thejbo777]

“I have a secret document I think you need to see....”

[@sigmamaleonhisgrindset]

I love how the bald guy next to him is barely keeping it together. 😂😂😂

[@zephh_sk]

Tron is watching Dave's R Kelly skit in his crib lmao

[@ghostofaforgottenweedle]

"Go ahead, ask me a question!" "Did you..." "FIIIIF!" 😂😂

[@NoFlyZone01]

STILL, the most accurate commentary on the racial and economic disparities that plague our judicial system.

[@johnboykin3128]

No. Don't make it seem genius or significant. It's not that great

[@erikt3162]

Are you the legal defense counsel? Or defense counsel?

[@sarahemikula]

@@johnboykin3128 I believe it was described as 'accurate', not genius. You were also given another's "side" on liking Chappelle's ability to laugh at the huge problems in our society. If you dislike it, care to state why? A little discourse without rancor is possible ya know 😏

[@tyronejames4187]

@calo10able Idk man. Bernie Madoff destroyed people's lives too

[@BushidoBrownSama]

@calo10able not all drug dealers deal in violent crimes and major white collar criminals tend to negatively impact far more people.

[@salsasoul4112]

"I can only choose, ooooooooone!" LMFAOOOOO!!!!!! Still cracks me dafuq up. Hahahahaaaaaaaa!!!!!

[@a.fleming]

Increased Standards 😂😂😂😂😂😂 right!!!

[@salsasoul4112]

A. Fleming Guuuuuuuuurl! Mad funny! Lolololol

[@sofakingonmynuts1438]

dave could do anything back then, he was even singing

[@mickeeia]

Increased Standards That's my favorite part also! When I am feeling down, this makes me laugh like hell😂😂😂!!

[@israeltindal5845]

That shit still has me rolling 😂😂😂

[@danielventura6391]

Only Chappelle can make a dogs death hilarious lmao!!

[@phillipesteele2021]

Daniel Ventura he has a team of writers its not all him. Just saying.

[@Seattlefan77]

Shut that fuckin dog up!!!!

[@isobel64]

oh stfu

[@aricgoss]

The crowd was genuinely surprised

[@robkeane3197]

Bill burr

[@amarhabib1701]

@ 0:44 "shut that f***ing dog up!!!" Bill Bur is brilliant.

[@biterface03]

This Is Dave Chappelle’s Episode Of “Black Mirror”.

[@TimeandMonotony]

Black Black Mirror

[@spaceghostcoasttocoast9343]

Lmao key and peel fucking wish. Dave already covered everything they talk about in his comedy, and before it was financially viable to do so.

[@TimeandMonotony]

@@spaceghostcoasttocoast9343 What do Key and Peele have to do with Black Mirror?

[@KB-nz6bv]

The jury of your “peers” bit is just amazing comedy

[@scorch4299]

it made me think about how different it must be for black people to be on trial.

[@iamtheeduchess]

I PLEAD the fifth.. I PLEAD the fifth..5. 1,2.3,4 FIF.....anything you say Fiiiiif. 😂😂😂

[@c.galindo9639]

Bcbgit Sweetheart go on ask me a question

[@imcomingwithyou95]

Did you...?

[@lewisalvarez2859]

Semere Tes FIFFFF

[@Overkill233]

@@lewisalvarez2859 Sir, I have a secret document that I think you need to see

[@E.JayViera]

FIVE!!!!!

[@joneschilufya867]

"Oh man we got be careful with this, we don't wanna embarrass someone like me in front of my family and my community" -- Tron 😂😂

[@rafthethinker4948]

I was gonna leave a comment but i chose to plead the FIF

[@jdatboi724]

1234....FIF

[@dredvax]

FIVE

[@latonyasmith683]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@gabe8168]

But you did leave a comment

[@cranes7]

Ask me a question? FIF? lol lol!

[@mg19cal]

"Oh no, that's no good for me, I got some trim coming at 12....."

[@aliciashanks5239]

🥤😆💦

[@mg19cal]

@@ecmpinky7772 well, it's that nice "vertical smile" all of us men are always in search of 😁

[@Tony_Baloney_]

ECM Pinky weed

[@TangoNevada]

@@ecmpinky7772 The small patch of hair neatly trimmed above a women that takes care of her genitals appearance. Many women today forgo any trim at all and go entirely for a clean, completely shaven look. It's personal preference. Colloquially the phrases (Getting some trim, or some trim is coming over) refer to getting laid, having sex or being with a Female Partner for sexual activities, which may or may not involve the man inserting his erect penis into the women's vaginal cavity. This can be entirely for pleasure or for reproductive purposes. If for pleasure only, the use of a prophylactic. such as a condom is highly recommend, a condom is a thin tube like device open at one end and closed at the other, typically made of latex or nitrile and is, lubricated and slid over the males erect penis. It is used to prevent the male at the time of orgasm from releasing his sperm into the female (Or Trim), thus preventing both any unwanted pregnancy and also reducing or preventing the spread of any sexually transmitted diseases. That is a short description of "Trim" and it's history. "Trim" would normally take precedence over wilingly turning yourself over to the police.

[@Martina_Poraka_Nasa]

@@TangoNevada I can't believe that I actually read this with max attention as I do when reviewing scholar papers. The last sentence made me laugh out load.

[@Mercenary-1914]

Ah Snap....I forgot Bill Burr did this one! He is Great!

[@neildennis9730]

Mercenary 1914 Bill Burr is in like every other good sketch the Chapelle Show ever produced!

[@vanhalen4life1]

Mercenary 1914 no He's not funny I don't know why dave Chappell hire him anyway

[@denny4518]

Borat. Sagdiyev that's just your opinion.

[@adonalsiumwillrememberourp8027]

Borat. Sagdiyev funniest guy on earth. Lol

[@vanhalen4life1]

Funniest looking guy on earth Agreed

[@breakfastplan4518]

The cop who shot the dog was BIll Burr. Hilarious.

[@brandonhutchison4687]

Pretty sad this commentary on our justice system is still accurate over a decade later.

[@DA-wv7dn]

absolutely genius, isnt it. Dave is a rare breed of brilliant

[@TreyDoe]

@@DA-wv7dn and it will remain

[@testy462]

Other than being complete nonsense... yeah.

[@BRAVO2I4]

And it will be years from now.

[@86lanzo]

@ibigrooster11 just give up..some ppl just love crying Racism and victim culture..I wonder how this works somewhere like Oakland where nearly everyone from mayor to police chief and most of the police force are Black..

[@OwlOfNivica]

Damn they had Bill Burr as a detective, good old days of comedy

[@Luqman899]

"Now get out of my sight yooou..Fffuck.."

[@mikedancoolguy4574]

😂😂😂😂

[@bokckingjbomb7260]

😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀

[@zm19827]

Possibly the greatest skit of all time

[@ValensBellator]

“Go ahead, ask me a question” “Did yo-“ “FIIIIIF” God that bit killed me lol, he’s so damn funny

[@sixburgh64ss]

This skit is COMEDY GOLD. *PERFECT*

[@unkurupted6131]

sixburgh64ss and the message in it is genius

[@TheSoUpErDuPeR]

'Again, I'm sorry for the inconvenience' -Ohh no problem, One Love! 'Uh, yeah, I love you too'

[@ZaZa-nm6sw]

"One love" "Yeah I love you too" 🤣🤣

[@waddahElyemen]

Hands down. Dave is one of the most entertaining comedians I’ve ever seen

[@joepaccrakurii1227]

Best ever

[@CIARUNSITE]

16 years later not a damn thing has changed.

[@jamesgibson3716]

Nothing!!!!!

[@daylightriot5671]

you know that working class white people are treated the same though right? The only people who get away 'a slap on the wrist' sentencing is RICH people. Regardless of skin colour.

[@jesusfarrow503]

Your right selling rocks would be wrong

[@coryfreeman151]

@@daylightriot5671 youre full of shit. Trying to compare your small cases that affects the majority of minorities weither or not they are criminals. becayse they "look like criminals" which is them just being in the skin they were born in.

[@daylightriot5671]

nah thats bollocks. police racial prejudice is very rare in todays world. it does happen, usually in area's with high gang activity, but it is extremely rare. The media jumps on those types of stories just to get clicks and viewers. They're very often false or taken out of context.

[@Get-A-Load-Of-This]

"Plenty of time to life weights and convert to Islam ... YOU FFFFFFFUUUUCK!!!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@plsdontgetblicked974]

Oil? BitchYouCooking? Lmaoo yo name tho

[@mmm944]

Best part of the skit 🤣🤣🤣 that judge snapped

[@Wardog01Actual]

"1, 2, 3, 4, FIiIiIiIiF!" ABSOLUTELY hilarious!