Charlie, Alan, Meet the Ultimate Volleyball Team | Two and a Half Men

“God, in his infinite wisdom, has given us a box of assorted chocolates.”
Season 2 Episode 23: Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
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[@flisko123]

1:44 empty hands 1:45 sponge and cleaner in hands

[@abhishek-soni]

Nice observation!

[@jack-o-claus]

“God in His infinite wisdom has given us a box of assorted chocolate to choose from.” You can’t argue with this man, he’s got a great point.

[@srami004]

Agreed

[@TobinOsusky]

And he also has HIV so be careful seeing him as a role model 😂

[@aristidastankus8043]

The epic part of this episode is when Jake scares Evelyn with **Squab!** 🤣

[@llMurcielagoll]

SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAB!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

[@FrankCostanza-dr4qd]

" I was raised by my Grandma I called her Nana. " " Is that so ? " " I was raised by my Grandma I called her Nana "

[@darkwarriormaster9644]

Well, she was drunk and her brain was baking in the sun all day.

[@darkwarriormaster9644]

The early seasons were when EVERYONE was at their most likable.

[@No-Lie-I-Want-To-Die]

They were still likeable. Stfu

[@rs500gsoat]

This episode is one of the 5 best in the series IMHO.

[@TshiamoDre]

*"You can't possibly know that."* Uhm Alan do you know who you're talking to. Charlie Harper is the Albert Einstein of sexual relations.

[@charlieandthechocfactrules9186]

I once saw this episode 4 times in 1 day

[@Gooner1106]

The best thing of this episode was that Jake screwed Evelyn in 1 evening than Charlie and Alan in their whole lifetime 😅

[@charlespeakjr2168]

Evelyn got what she deserved. She assumed that what Jake would like the same foods that she liked instead of asking him what his favorite foods are, his favorite movies, his favorite toys and games, etc. She only showed interest in her grandson when it benefited her needs.

[@afonsodeportugal]

Squab! 😂

[@ntwenhlenjapha8116]

And they shall call him Jake

[@Nexusoutdoors]

The story of the young bull and older bull😂😂😂

[@FantometteBR]

SQUAB!

[@Lokiproooo]

Mi serie favorita 😂😂😂😂

[@anthonyvasquezactor]

I hope you men watching this are paying attention and taking notes. If you want to increase your success with women, there's no better show than this to help you. Watching both these guys is highly beneficial. Charlie Sheen is here to show you what to do, while Jon Cryer is here to demonstrate what to avoid doing.

[@fabri1314]

big incel vibes

[@No-Lie-I-Want-To-Die]

​@@fabri1314Not really. You must be a damn moron if you think that comment gives off incel vibes.

[@anthonyvasquezactor]

​@@fabri1314I don't see the point in denying the truth, you're right, I really was, especially in my early 20s. Thankfully watching this show and developing Charlie's mindset helped me fix that and my life has been great since! I'm just doing my part to help other men who may be going through the same struggles as I did - there's certainly no shortage of them these days and it's only getting harder for them.

[@No-Lie-I-Want-To-Die]

​@@anthonyvasquezactorNo there's no such thing. Women are the villains. They always have been. This isn't incel talk, this is facts. Women have been like this for thousands of years.

[@No-Lie-I-Want-To-Die]

​@@anthonyvasquezactorBut I'm glad that the show helped you out. It's helped out lots of men.

[@touristguy87]

There is just one problem with this episode. Volleyball chicks never pay for drinks because they float through life on a layer of men.

[@carlosvaliente6114]

1:45 Idk why Evelyn thought a child would know this

[@thebosstex1172]

That one at the end in the blue bikini is so drunk

[@GTS-dh9wj]

I take the Q114 to parsons than the Q112 to blink fitness yeh than I walk or take Q7 home yeh ye

[@jcb3393]

What the heck is that even attempting to mean?

[@talmoskowitz5221]

​@@jcb3393He's telling you that it's a 3 bus commute home and he'll never pull a girl: she'll ditch him at the first bus transfer before crossing into Queens.

[@shawnrose7564]

Another lesson you tryna work your magic on volleyball team of girls at bar good luck getting them home with you after lot of drinks they have… Like Charlie did

[@yolandaponkers1581]

Charlie’s character was still really gross here. Never knew why he was so well liked. I guess it’s the fantasy he projected. I honestly really like Alan, though!

[@rockysquirrel4776]

You're in luck. Neither of them can actually act, and Ducky is still a dweeb.

[@No-Lie-I-Want-To-Die]

And it's not a fantasy, there's plenty of people who earn good money and live the bachelor lifestyle.