Two and a Half Men | Evelyn Putting Charlie and Alan in Their Place

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Evelyn Harper (Holland Taylor) is the matriarch of the Harper family and a queen in her own right. Check out this hilarious compilation of Evelyn putting Charlie (Charlie Sheen) and Alan (Jon Cryer) in their place.
Synopsis: Charlie (Charlie Sheen), a womanizing Malibu bachelor has his life disrupted when his brother Alan (Jon Cryer) and his son move in with him. Alan's best friend and internet billionaire Walden Schmidt (Ashton Kutcher), eventually buys Charlie's house in this comedic sitcom about men navigating women, sex, dating, divorce, single parenthood, money, love, and friendship.
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[@thcbeats_]

"Moms been on more hotel pillows than a chocolate mint" - maybe one of the best lines in the whole show!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@tidusjecht9143]

Speaking of chocolate mints. Kate Bechinsale was on a talk show and told a hilarious story about what she did with one of those chocolate mints.

[@oscarsilva1151]

Who or what can I call you. Maybe Not now ok just wait one sec done keep talking

[@MaryJane-bk9vj]

And you know what? I m jealous - after 25 years marriage beeing only with my husband.

[@SusannahDyro-gd1nx]

That is so funny I agree with 😂

[@charlespeakjr2168]

​​@tidusjecht9143 I have actually said that about my aunt. I also have said that there have been more men in and out of her than the Holland and Lincoln Tunnels.....Combined.

[@GodsFavoriteBassPlyr]

She was so perfect for the role... stole every scene she was in.

[@awshade176]

Holland is an extremely talented performer.

[@apphappy3796]

Totally.

[@or529]

She was inbthe 70's sitcom Bosom Buddies and her character was the best in that show too. She played Tom Hanks and Peter Scolari's boss.

[@kh7688]

Facts.

[@red149]

She always reminds me of Hillary Clinton 😂

[@BeautifulSpirit-kf5ld]

Holland is simply an amazing actress ...she and Conchetta are so gifted.

[@thenorthremembers4221]

Evelyn is self-centered, selfish egomaniac & I love it 😂

[@annadraper8403]

Charlie is a male version of Evelyn.

[@afonsodeportugal]

@@annadraper8403 Not really. Charlie never subjected any kids to his pathological narcissism. On the contrary, he was an excellent uncle to Jake.

[@Joe_Parmesan]

Evelyn and Lucille Bluth would've been great frenemies

[@satanclaus8381]

Now wonder she hated Judith so much, they are exactly the same.

[@pragnyaraul3321]

Evelyn and Charlie are just the same. Evelyn gets more hate. I think is amazing.

[@mafeweigel]

“Mom has been on more hotel pillows than chocolate mint.” S A V A G E 😂😂😂😂

[@LigerFan]

Holland Taylor is so freaking amazing in this role!

[@stevenhuang1142]

"Grandma doesn't do Anaheim" is the perfect line.😂

[@lazyfrogeyes5949]

Tbf Anaheim is just terrible

[@theruthmyster]

What’s wrong with Anaheim 😂😅

[@mikeef747]

Evelyn: "If neither of you are going to refill my drink, I'll do it myself" Charlie: "Help yourself Mom, I keep the Vodka in a bleach bottle" 😂😭

[@leenlan263]

I thought he meant it literally

[@jaimhaas5170]

This show had some of the best writing and performed by true professionals. Why did it have to end?

[@awshade176]

@@jaimhaas5170 You are spot on. The perfect team of writers/actors/director

[@bluebellbeatnik4945]

I don't get it

[@keynesianeconomics4113]

@@bluebellbeatnik4945 He said he put the Vodka in a bleach bottle in the hope that she'd pour from the bleach bottle which actually contained bleach, thus poisoning her.

[@nishalxo]

Charlie and Evelyn teaming up against Alan is pure joy 😂

[@giajohn09]

Pure evil, more like it 🤣

[@llarmstrong783]

I like it better when Alan and Charlie team up against her

[@jaimhaas5170]

Some of the best.

[@bluebellbeatnik4945]

@@llarmstrong783 you would. scared of women eh?

[@kiwiangeldust6912]

@@llarmstrong783 same 🤣

[@fraudABSA]

The actress who plays Evelyn is brilliant in her portrayal OF MY MOTHER lol. Brilliantly written part, too

[@zythr9999]

Holland Taylor

[@glenbeltz9740]

Holland Taylor.

[@Jerry-tg7zx]

Holland Taylor

[@sachinsingh5100]

My fav line from the sho regarding Evelyn is.... Charlie: mom's an evil genius Alan Charlie: if she lived in Gotham batman would have been toast

[@germanlanguageworkshop1542]

Your mother Is a narcissist? I am really sorry.

[@wayneyadams]

She has the greatest most expressive looks. She can convey an entire message in just a glance. This was great casting of an actress with outstanding talent.

[@junomay]

Can’t agree more

[@imk1744]

Mom has been on more hotel pillows than a chocolate mint. This is pure savagery

[@francarrey7501]

Many fancy hotels leave mints on hotel pillows to greet guests. He's implying that his mother slept with myriads of men.

[@scottrichardson3800]

@@DJTanner80 she’s slept with many men in hotels

[@somethingcreativeprobably5160]

@@DJTanner80 she's slept around too much

[@dala5568]

Or ‘hotel pillows have seen less mints than mom’.

[@charlespeakjr2168]

​@@DJTanner80 I used that about one of my aunts. I also use the one that more men have been in and out of her than the Holland and Lincoln Tunnels......combined.

[@ronniestar8762]

i always looked forward to the episodes Evelyn appeared in Two and half men, she was savage with her insults

[@freakboy40]

"I keep the vodka in a bleach bottle" that's hilarious!

[@gabrielleschaffer887]

they surely did a great job picking actors for this show

[@wayneellis1565]

I agree totally!!!

[@torrnt6040]

except for when they picked ashton kutcher

[@bsota8513]

Until Charlie left.

[@dianequine9173]

You are so right. But you know who else was great. The actress who played the therapist, she was really funny. I used to get a kick out of her! (She used to play on Glee)

[@petyolobutov221]

Not after season 9 they didn’t

[@LonelyHeartsChannel]

I love Evelyn. She's so funny, poised and elegant, even if annoying.

[@susivarga7303]

Having a narcissistic mother is like winning the lottery, right?

[@Talletc]

Lucky she isn't YOUR mother lol

[@gregorybufkin890]

She is sort of a nice less castrating version of the women in my family!

[@cityhawk]

@@gregorybufkin890 She would fit in with the women in my family.

[@kevinmcconnell9426]

She honestly believes her behaviors are beyond reproach.

[@forlorndream1400]

Evelyn and Charlie are almost identical characters. It's great watching them interact with each other.

[@bokani79]

It’s like Maura and David in Schitt’s Creek

[@adolforuizsalazar51]

The best moment of Evelyn is when she deffended their sons from witchcraft 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@pamelaz.7659]

I agree. Do you remember the show where they were at Berta's house for dinner and Evelyn said "Were going to on an episode cops." That was Evelyn at her best for sure too.

[@tracymann3005]

Agree

[@danielhirschberg876]

"These are my boys!" What? She's in my Pilates class

[@ansv3340]

I think best one was with Jake and spaghetti)

[@pragyasingh5442]

@@Apo12345 spa-ghetti

[@JT-lt5gr]

My favorite Evelyn episode is when Charlie is dating a girl just like Evelyn. Evelyn outcats the cat. With style and wit.

[@bowlinglefty]

Absolutely! The interchange between Evelyn and "Lydia" is priceless. And Evelyn gets the last word in and walks away triumphantly. Can you say "ZING"?

[@guypeate3628]

I love that episode where Charlie dates a woman who looks like his mother

[@justmeok2]

"Charlie dates evelyn" youtube that for the scenes lol

[@Mscldrew]

The salmon came in from the 3 O’clock from Vancouver, would you like me to find out what the movie was? 😂

[@AdrianaGyska]

Lydia

[@mgwilliams1000]

"Not to mention the hours driving him to the therapist, that creepy Dr. Demarest when I could have been..... I don't know..... doing something FUN!" The writing was brilliant for all these characters, but Holland Taylor really brought Evelyn to life.

[@itkojecockot]

that was the thing about this show....... EVERY character was spot on..... until A. Kutcher came to picture and ruined the show, offcourse

[@jaimhaas5170]

@@itkojecockot Spot On.

[@ctaylor5682]

LOL..."now I have a reason to drink" (Charlie) 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@johnramirez4769]

No one could have done a better job at being Evelyn

[@holyfrenchfry]

evelyn played her role PERFECTLY

[@edwarddejong8025]

SHe is one of the great character actors of our time. This show was so brilliant at casting.

[@bsota8513]

Until Ashton kucher.

[@fraudABSA]

her portrayal of a property agent is flawless

[@ken6771]

@@bsota8513 ….and Alan became nothing more than a leech. When Charlie died so did the show.

[@bsota8513]

@@ken6771 Agreed.

[@mja91352]

Holland Taylor is hardly a character actor. A character actor plays the same character in all productions. Taylor is quite versatile. A common error.

[@NoNameG7]

The moment when Evelyn meets Lydia priceless😂

[@Veromac100]

I absolutely loved Evelyn and her witty remarks!! Haha

[@apphappy3796]

Totally

[@sparky111000]

7:03 you can see her struggling to keep a straight face 🤣

[@LittleRedRubberDuck]

"Mom has been on more hotel pillows than a chocolate mint" cracked me up, Im gonna be laughing about that one for a while :,D

[@junpinedajr.8699]

Imagine having Evelyn Harper for your mother,then Beverly Hofstadter for an aunt.😀😃😄😁😆😅🤣

[@herambhasabnis6949]

Do not invoke that nightmare.

[@zamakhawlhring2908]

Better yet, imagine if you have two moms and they are Evelyn and Beverly.

[@chandlerbing1800]

I would’ve gotten a lawyer a long time ago

[@reticanbennetworkhas3272]

I’d move and change my name

[@ibitoyeayodeji5005]

Daily emotional damage

[@hendragnw26]

4:18 “Alan? Oh yes of course!” Best of Evelyn’s evil stance 😂

[@chrisjackson1889]

Of course, her other son

[@homeat103]

That Hotel pillowes and mint joke was gem😂😂😂

[@user-he8ky3ke6c]

Evelyn and Bertha, I can't help but loving them. Charlie and Alan don't know how to cope with these strong ladies.

[@louisedow6489]

-come over an see what Charlie Sheen did to young Corey Feldman’s pal

[@UltimateGMan]

This show truly was pure gold

[@jesusgadea3589]

I would say maybe like the first two three seasons, after that I feel like the show kind of goes up and down, and then even more down when they jump the shark with Ashton Kutcher

[@apphappy3796]

Absolutely.

[@grandmalovesmebest]

Moms been on more hotel pillows than a chocolate mint.😄😄😄😄😄

[@imk1744]

this is savage

[@kwamax09]

I still watch S1 to S7 never gets old.

[@purpose6113]

I like S8 too

[@carieb6396]

I still never saw the one where Charlie passes away. 😔

[@jaimhaas5170]

Same here. Have to draw the line at some point. Those are the BEST.

[@kanukingsley3764]

Still the best of the series. They should have stopped after season 7🙊🙊

[@brandonnunez3644]

“Oh darling, grandma doesn’t do Anaheim.” I almost fucken died bro chocked on my croissant🤣

[@jrock5911]

She wore the sharpest suits by St. John! Beautiful.

[@cynthiaseavers1444]

Holland Taylor is an amazing actor.

[@thefamilycat86]

Evelyn asking Charlie to hit Alan always gets me chuckling

[@bobl4419]

Evelyn is probably my favorite actress in a sitcom ever!

[@beedevil11]

Missed the best line of all when talking to her much younger date, Evelyn ssys,"You decide darling, afterall, you're the one that will be facing the screen

[@ft719]

The cast for this family is spot on

[@OrcaTrail]

Jake: Are you going to Disney with us? Evelyn: Darling, grandma doesn’t do Anaheim 😂

[@AliA-gj2tp]

What is Anaheim?

[@OrcaTrail]

@@AliA-gj2tp Anaheim is a city in California, location of Disney. Evelyn says that she doesn’t sell real estate in Anaheim :)

[@conephompany]

@@OrcaTrail i thought it was more of a snobby Cali , valley high type thing to say. like she doesn't go there

[@OrcaTrail]

@@conephompany I am sure you are right. The golden rule in real estate is location. 😃

[@executiveorder7146]

@@OrcaTrail I said the same thing when they said Disney employees are moving to Florida I said do you really think they can afford it lol

[@Beach-girl104]

I love Holland Taylor who plays Evelyn. In the original pilot for the show, Blythe Danner portrayed Charlie & Allen's mom. Blythe is a great actress also.

[@istvanpraha]

She was more better for Will's mom in Will and Grace.

[@Jennythecatgirl]

Worst tv mother ever! I love her so much!! 🤣🤣

[@maxxymrice6200]

Charlie: Hi mom I was in the neighborhood and thought I'd stop by. Evelyn: Why? Charlie: Because I'm your son. Evelyn: And? Charlie: Can I come in? Evelyn: Are you fleeing from the law?

[@Mememeep]

Love this 😂

[@TheWaterman2011]

Evelyn was perfectly cast!

[@kaushiksrivastava3458]

Casting was absolutely perfect for the show

[@JeffreyGillespie]

"Oh darling, Grandma doesn't DO Anaheim" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@taomahNEGEV]

Please, explain this one to me.

[@viniciusgmachado1204]

And to me!

[@AliA-gj2tp]

To me too

[@Davidlhstennis]

@@taomahNEGEV it’s because they live in Malibu here which is much more high end than Anaheim…she’s looking down on it lol. Even though it’s DisneyLand it doesn’t matter to her.

[@taomahNEGEV]

@@Davidlhstennis Thanks.

[@2legit64]

Holland Taylor is just a marvel. Love her.

[@moskito5864]

loving Evelyn, she deserved an Oscar for this show

[@youknow227]

Oscars are for the films Emmys are for the shows

[@nightskylights4501]

Oscars are for movies. This's a TV show.

[@jaimhaas5170]

Every female in this cast was a powerhouse.

[@leannecurtis1582]

@@nightskylights4501 It’s obvious what was meant. Nit picking you are.

[@NeilPBrady]

Emmy oscars are for movies

[@johnsimos7703]

This compilation never gets old.

[@samueladekola25]

I want this show to return 😩

[@zander4076]

They would ruin it

[@tubedude54]

No Berta... no show.

[@cameronblevins9237]

I Think They Was Going To Return But Then Berta Died

[@obriens456]

I never liked berta

[@ansv3340]

@@obriens456 really? She is the funniest there , with all her speeches and conclusions and how she mocks Charlie,

[@larrywarshauer1127]

Funniest sitcom in history - all the actors are irreplaceable. Just a great, great show

[@abhishekjaglan454]

Mom has been on more pillows than mint. Funniest line ever.

[@RatedArggg]

Evelyn's apartment is full of vaguely pornographic-looking art objects. Perfectly suited to her personality.

[@josecarranza7555]

What happened to her husband, their dad?

[@michaelpalmer1580]

@@josecarranza7555 She has several ex husbands

[@jaimhaas5170]

@@josecarranza7555 she cannibalizes them.

[@jaimhaas5170]

@@josecarranza7555 check out the episodes where Charlie sees the shrink.

[@butterflymoon6368]

I mean it's perfect for Chuck Lorre's woman issues, sure.

[@Sgmorris0054]

"I keep the Vodka in the Bleach Bottle" Never gets old lol

[@mimidemisse3658]

Just unforgettable 😂😂😂 never get enough of them 😂😂😂💖💖💖

[@vernamitchell6341]

This is the SHOW that cheers my up every time. The whole crew is, was the BEST 👌

[@ilahmaecunanan2629]

Evelyn is such a mommy for Alan and Charlie. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@robertbishop5357]

My ratty little nincompoop......priceless.

[@Flirken1]

“I keep the vodka in a bleach bottle” 😂😂

[@jvch6991]

Iconic Evelyn, so much punchlines, love to discover it in original language

[@ahuralinna6184]

Evelyn was too funny of a character to enjoy🤣

[@brianwertman5848]

I love Berta. Evelyn is my 2nd-3rd favorite character in the series with Charlie Sheen.

[@rafikifour3982]

unusual family but still, a family. love them

[@NemanjaaVidic]

«Help yourself mom, I keep the vodka in the bleach bottle.» 😂😂😂 i cant even

[@catherinebreitfeller669]

All the actors were perfect in their role.

[@NeilGastonguay]

Evelyn is the best character in the whole show and it was played to a turn. Great video.

[@pritampandey9519]

Holland taylor is a pure gem♥️♥️♥️

[@trevorjensen2706]

"She knows what she's been talking about, Alan. Mom's been on more hotel pillows than a chocolate mint!" 🤣

[@Alayub3]

Such eloquent jokes that leave one pondering while laughing

[@user-mo7qf9wt1e]

If she lives in Gotham City Batman would be toast 😂

[@nisha3656]

Lol...trueee😂

[@matpoliquin]

One of the sharpest acting I have ever seen

[@AlexaJake]

5:37 : "I don't need your sarcasm Charlie" 😂😂😂😂

[@mariceuh]

evelyn getting defensive about raising her kids just proves charlie's point but she's an icon in this show 😂

[@vanlalhruaiakhawlhring6867]

Evelyn done so well about her character in this comedy...❤️❤️

[@yerfillinois8254]

I don't understand how they ended this show. It was and always will be the greatest sitcom of all time.

[@ken6771]

Because Walden stunk!

[@jaimhaas5170]

Heartily agree

[@armyvet8279]

My 2nd favorite behind Seinfeld.

[@abehambino]

Because Charlie left!

[@riveraJG]

@@abehambino He didn’t leave, He was fired.

[@ps6474]

Mom's been on more hotel pillows than a chocolate mint, one of the best lines of the series. 🤣😂

[@trishlangford5773]

What a shame Charlie blew it. It really was a very funny show. Charlie, Alan, Evelyn and Berta. What an ensemble.

[@kendallrivers1119]

Don't forget young Jake!

[@pamelamcgraw3293]

Mom’s been on more hotel pillows than a chocolate mint!!😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@neddoh4300]

The show, and its characters will never be duplicated again

[@rattandroll2010]

The best comedy sitcom of all time! With Charlie!

[@worldtraveler305]

My favorite Evelyn line… “Well we don’t have to turn this into an evening with Liza Minnelli.”

[@erikhawk8437]

She is the perfect parody of a narcissist. Every single line, every single expression, she is perfect, and that comes from me who hates them, it is important laugh about themselves, and she took that role and stole every scene. I love it.

[@magog6852]

Spoken like a narcissist

[@danielobrian5675]

point me on the doll where the bad narcissist hurt you

[@blenaris1]

She nailed this part.

[@yeguenianantranik4003]

"POTATO FARMERS?" 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 LOL. JUST UNBELIEVABLY, INCREDIBLY AWESOME COMEDY PROGRAM. EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER IN "2 & 1/2 MEN" IS A "LEGEND" BY HIMSELF.

[@brucebane5396]

I like it when Charlie calles her Hi sitan😂

[@mikemichailidis1685]

Never mess with the unholy mother 😂😂😂

[@djsmiley1965]

Evelyn always makes me laugh. The best comedy on Earth for me personally.

[@NIRAJ023]

Characters like Charlie and Chandler are the centre pieces of the master pieces.

[@jacobrichardson1952]

I swear Evelyn Harper had me dying laughing.

[@AllySh4h]

I want Evelyn & Judy Geller (friends) to play siblings one day 😂😂😂😂

[@TheRealKitWalker]

haha what a catch! That would have been a phenomenal episode. how they could go on and on about disappointing children :P

[@sibusisiwendlangisa970]

And grace from Grace and Franki

[@cosminandreimatei756]

Poor Monica Edit: don't forget Leonard's mother.

[@erikpetrie637]

How about Evelyn and Lucille Bluth? Her, Lucille and Judy Geller could be 3 sisters who daydrink and hate their kids.

[@mikir6777]

Evelyn is ICONIC

[@ausguy5052]

It was these 3 that made me love the series.

[@KrattarKrattar]

06:57 is one of the best lines in the whole series

[@gabormiklay9209]

05:35 "I don't need your sarcasm Charlie!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@holyfrenchfry]

“well pfft, i forgive you, but next time, call first” BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@pdoylemi]

You left out the episode with the witch coven - possibly Evelyn's best scene.

[@dolanddrumpf6344]

This show was perfect. I can't believe they butchered it in the end. Lorre probably regrets it to this day. Because it's not all about money, it's about legacy.

[@stayoung80]

Spot on!

[@598superchris]

I think it's only amazing in the first season

[@ivanmaras6566]

@@598superchris First 5 seasons were awesome

[@krrangarajan5391]

@@598superchris First 6 seasons were ❤‍🔥❤‍🔥

[@BeautifulSpirit-kf5ld]

Chuck Lorre doesn't regret ANYTHING. He is worth 600 million--- prob.more...What is to regret...???! Ashton Kutcher has no regrets either...