Charlie's Toy Review

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[@robertvel4051]

The way it is filmed makes Charlie look like an actual child and makes matt look like the manipulating parent

[@benhamm5845]

This reflects their actual relationship

[@ordinarypigeon6918]

The way his shorts fall I actually thought he lost his legs for a moment lol

[@sackjoul332]

i cant believe matt amputated charlie's both legs 😭😭😭😭

[@fireblade696]

Like real toy review channels.

[@abbadalbani6236]

He was acting too

[@treepigg7967]

It's so nice to see Matt taking his son to the store with him.

[@thiccybapbap5495]

wher comnt

[@Sabby29_]

true 🥰

[@darrienthomasmawan8434]

I never thought a toddler can hit their puberty at such a early stage.

[@jadenlee2042]

I never thought that toddlers were that short

[@solaxyy]

i never thought toddlers can talk without studdering

[@kedskies]

Let alone have tatoos. Such a brave boy

[@lizconstantly4178]

It’s all these additives in the food, I swear

[@Jarmey984]

​@@kedskiesand luscious, gorgeous hair

[@Xelemend9393]

Charlie's deadpan, 'Thats because it's not in Sport Mode, Matt.' is incredible. How did he not laugh.

[@EaSyMoNeY277]

Because he was serious.

[@sixmanephonk]

@@agama__ the period at the end of this comment makes it so much better lmao

[@GoldenNinja50]

I can now proudly say I watch toy reviews without getting bullied

[@eagletrucking9493]

m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/iXO0fWevqbSYaaM New footage is available in new new update update now available

[@stare4539]

LoOooool

[@chaconut6780]

@P Wi and?

[@Extremezotako]

Lmao

[@Extremezotako]

@P Wi so?

[@corndog8011]

Let's be real, Charlie didn't need to kneel to portray his 10 year old self

[@kenkaneki1911]

here before bots invade you

[@64bitVanny]

@@kenkaneki1911 same

[@TARS..]

@@kenkaneki1911 CLICK HERE TO….just kidding

[@grisha1528]

Who said he's kneeling

[@firstnamelastname180]

He knelt down and no one noticed any change in his height

[@bongwoi_9454]

i like how charlie is into role of the child, he even amputated his own legs

[@booaat2021]

He wasn’t sitting on his knees, it was just his true height

[@raffi1098]

They taped on some manequin legs to make it seem like he wasnt standing

[@guccisweater4165]

Charlie riding in the target cart is something I didn’t know I needed to see.

[@riskyy2657]

*Charlie this u* kzbin.info/www/bejne/n2HLaad6ZtmWocU

[@KFP_Fanboy]

reasons why i hate penguinz0 those are all the reasons, thx for reading

[@metalheadmaniac8686]

it brings back memories of when i did that

[@llBRIGHTll]

Whats with all the bots 💀

[@Quzans]

how tf u watched the vid so fast

[@darwindark2561]

Imagine going to target and seeing Matt push around Charlie in a cart

[@whatthefrick1591]

@jenny what does this even mean anymore

[@leifalley7167]

my day would be made lol

[@sunburnedalien7134]

Matt and his friends bought toys for a 9 year old homeless Jesus, what a wholesome content. Hope they adopt him ❤️

[@TheOmegaBlaster]

Wtf r these bots

[@DeeGamers]

@jenny fu*k off bots

[@BasiliskDark536]

@@DeeGamers that's kind of what they are

[@baker4132]

Stolen

[@dr.wallacebreen3859]

Rip comment section, raided by bots

[@egoatz-6969]

I feel like charlie was disappointed when the fizzy lava wasn’t edible

[@YelloWool]

I low key actually want more of this.

[@arianlatifi5492]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rWPLfZ2El8SNl9k

[@Tommy50377]

Whenever I see your profile pic I always initially think you're wearing your headphones over your eyes.

[@minecraft-hw7kh]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y4Wzn3h_gbOcqas

[@ghostnatt8006]

yello watching maxmoefoe and charlie is the best thing ive seen all week

[@Mehithose]

im high key then

[@captainkush6279]

This man can truly make anything into watchable content

[@eagletrucking9493]

m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/iXO0fWevqbSYaaM New update is now fixed so I can get it to work

[@readmyprofiledont5060]

Don't read my name;"-*#;*;#;"

[@EaSyMoNeY277]

This is what happens when your job is basically doing whatever you want lol

[@riceball7238]

Charlie looks genuinely disappointed when the volcano didn't did what it was advertised to do😂😂

[@jacobguerreso675]

I mean, who wouldn’t be??

[@jeremycatches9766]

The smashers toy is what you buy when you are pressured into buying a gift for children of people you don't like.

[@oldenoughtowatchify]

brilliant

[@Angeltitsss]

In that case, I know what everyone is going to get for your children this year.

[@Sandelaphon]

Hi Jeremy I thought your picture was of Gandalf from lord of the rings at first glance.

[@senseititty6910]

@@Angeltitsss nice username

[@AuroraPolkka]

YES

[@EpicDonutDudeMemes]

At first I thought he was going to play with the cars he found in his storage unit

[@puryple]

@YeaMan you got no vids

[@AxxLAfriku]

I HATE people that HATE other people. The comment I respond to did not spread HATE. That is good. BUT! I get a lot of HATE comments on my amazing videos and I HATE it. Please don't start spreading HATE. Do I have to HATE you too, dear 3pci

[@eagletrucking9493]

m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/iXO0fWevqbSYaaM new footage is now fixed

[@stare4539]

Lmaoooo

[@therandomdude1239]

oh hey FeelsDankMan

[@yesyes1076]

It’s nice to see people like Matt helping out 6 year old, homeless jesus

[@sqdkitty-4654]

@jenny me plz mommy

[@FreddieFatFingers]

@jenny I

[@sqdkitty-4654]

@@theamazingmigs2247 IT WAS SATIRE IM SO SORRY HELP

[@sqdkitty-4654]

@z0mbifide thank u LOL

[@sqdkitty-4654]

@Sean Robison no i want milkie

[@original_demonic]

I get that small feeling Charlie has done so many things at this point he is going to have no regrets or bucket list

[@Cat-meow-Cat]

Charlie’s looking a lot taller than I remember He’s growing up soo much!

[@CubiStudios]

I'm so glad Matt finally took his son Charlie out toy shopping. He's been a good boy, he deserves it.

[@fiercelypolygons3696]

@Made Parana Adi Swara *child Jesus

[@lordz19]

I love how much plastic waste goes into the smasher egg.

[@VMeowV]

I think we own the same cat

[@BillyBigRiggin359]

"Its for ages 4 and up, i fit into that catagory." Barely charlie, just barely.... 😂😂

[@holdenontomydignity]

The serious “Well that’s cause I’m not in Sport mode, Matt.” Really got me 😂

[@sprout4694]

At the first 20 seconds I genuinely believed that Charlie's early Christmas gift to us was him without any legs

[@coolcrabsavethegoats2496]

ME TOO HAHAHAH

[@yiorn]

I had to do a double take, I was terrified where his legs went 😭

[@aaliyaridai2327]

Hahahahah I thought it was jus me thinking he didnt have legs at first

[@barkingsandwich]

XDDD

[@NathanielBandy]

Watch out RyansToyReview, Charlie is coming for you

[@eagletrucking9493]

m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/iXO0fWevqbSYaaM New footage is available

[@stare4539]

LoOoool

[@joebyren7566]

Hi nate

[@Extremezotako]

LMAOOOO

[@breaders4982]

Oh noes

[@NewAgeRenegXde]

I love the first "real" thumbnail Charlie uses is a terrible version that probably actively works against the algorithm

[@Declan_ChristoTube_VA]

Charlie is such a good actor he even matches the height of a child for this role. Incredible.

[@-kold]

I think this is the hardest he's ever worked on a thumbnail, or whoever did it lol

[@boop99]

@YeaMan What does that even mean

[@eagletrucking9493]

m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/iXO0fWevqbSYaaM New footage is available in new new update and I need new update

[@chaconut6780]

@YeaMan i'm your new hater

[@YourLocalAverageSquidMan]

Yeah

[@moolihua]

@@boop99 it obviously means he has heat on his paige

[@squ4tmobile867]

Charlie really went: “If an 8 year old could do this then I can too”

[@eagletrucking9493]

m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/iXO0fWevqbSYaaM New footage is now fixed now available

[@killerluuk]

They do have the same height

[@bruh6687]

*WOW: **kzbin.info/www/bejne/r4XSnWWqrcaDoMU*

[@readmyprofiledont5060]

Don't read my name;*-$-;$#!;"

[@DMAGAEscober]

He sure has the height for it.

[@seanbeanie1401]

So kind. Giving a kid a happy Christmas. Gives me faith in humanity

[@MartIsh-id6vo]

Mathew vs Jesus: defying the Gods (2021 remake) in 4K HD

[@pizzatime7433]

Ryan's toy review has been awfully quiet since this dropped

[@randominternetperson4215]

69 likes. nice.

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

This is the greatest family friendly toy review of all time

[@hnestly1355]

I miss when u had a moustache

[@felixmaldonado8091]

:/

[@Archival077]

Better than fgteev

[@mintyt2907]

Hi without a mustache!

[@________3359]

Oh hi there 2021 Justin Y

[@markusfpv1349]

Such a wholesome channel, people at any age will find something to watch here.

[@goldmoutdog19]

3:04 "that's a cool one" sounded like a dad talking to his son

[@neptunium2378]

I love how he just yeeted the small egg so violently at the wall without a second thought

[@donutello_]

I don't get it, do these toys just teach children to break shit and expect a reward?

[@biggiesneeze]

I know he's just kneeling but it really looks like his body merged with the floor completely and is an emerging entity

[@gooeyboy706]

He was summoned by a summon sign.

[@rooftop8520]

Whatever he is doing, he somehow is doing it in a way that is enjoyable to watch

[@motwhom3230]

10:00 how that one kid walked the school halls in year 6

[@captaink3944]

"There's been a lot of controversy over child labor and stuff, but other than that I think it's pretty solid"

[@kevingecko5386]

child labor is cool

[@Lol-dd2ud]

Heavy Metal is playing as Charlie walks through target, we don't know where its coming from but just his presence is enough for it to start playing.

[@Sourheart]

00:38 rare shot of charlie wearing full length pants

[@warriormighty7772]

I love how devoted Charlie is to his role as a kid to the point where he's kneeling in almost the whole video

[@averyangryguy7900]

Rip to all the kids who thought this was a legit toy review

[@KFP_Fanboy]

reasons why i hate penguinz0 those are all the reasons, thx for reading

[@dkingofpower6430]

Rip to all the kids who then also proceeded to look into the replies and saw all of the thot bots

[@justvolta3584]

i wanted the other kind of toy review. im kinda sad now

[@dragonlorddracodenblaze]

@@dkingofpower6430 lol

[@reno2146]

its fine, this will be their first exposure to Jesus.

[@Cubick]

The thumbnail and editing has so much effort, this is truly historic

[@sauviel6296]

It gives me the urge to commit genocide just by reading these bots comments

[@IIiiiLiiOiiIii]

10:14 watching a tiny ass robot knock the fuck out another tiny robot with so much force is hilarious

[@kripplepenix9829]

The fact that Charlie actually fits in the cart I've never seen a more wholesome sight

[@Xurt]

I’d never thought I’d never see a montage of Charlie in target while metal music plays in the background

[@bruh6687]

*WOW: **kzbin.info/www/bejne/r4XSnWWqrcaDoMU*

[@errorloadingmusic821]

I would have expected it sooner.

[@qwerzxcvasdftybngh]

9:23 "You don't want to be on the ground around Bish" well played, matt, well played

[@snowgloum1427]

I lost it when he said "it's not in sport mode matt" he was so serious

[@dmaclive12]

There's not more of an iconic scene than watching Charlie walk through a Target with a cart.

[@Cubick]

I hope the random kids who find this by accident are gonna have a good time watching Charlie

[@bruh6687]

*WOW: **kzbin.info/www/bejne/r4XSnWWqrcaDoMU*

[@arianlatifi5492]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rWPLfZ2El8SNl9k

[@rumdiculous7990]

Almost inhaled my french fry after seeing Charlie in the cart set to heavy metal music. I love this channel.

[@airbornemelody6156]

SAME- i don’t know what i was expecting but it caught me so off guard and i was dying

[@jackcutter2]

Charlie looks like a child in this and it's fucking hilarious

[@sepiless2536]

Charlie isn’t kneeling, he just took off his platform shoes.

[@ryukit872]

15:00 that was the coolest “you’re in” I ever heard

[@dizzyhq5100]

It kinda just looks like Charlie’s friends are a gay couple taking their adopted child toy shopping

[@bautistabarabino5821]

"So how old is your kid?" Matt: Oh, over 300 months.

[@kaw57_]

hmmm, i wonder where i've seen this mustache before...

[@bruh6687]

*WOW: **kzbin.info/www/bejne/r4XSnWWqrcaDoMU*

[@readmyprofiledont5060]

Don't read my name;"-$$+$;@!

[@rainingdeathx3368]

14:07 thats for when you have to give your dad a beer so he stops beating mom at 4pm and then go save gotham at 9pm

[@Aladoof]

2:25 the way he just slams it at the wall kills me😂

[@GalaxyDogPL]

How is Matt so great at everything? Even in robot boxing he's just smashing it!

[@average__height8033]

The only thing that was smashing it was bish after he became a convicted sex offender

[@bruh6687]

*WOW: **kzbin.info/www/bejne/r4XSnWWqrcaDoMU*

[@blackdynamite_5470]

It's the spice from Arrakis He ain't called Super Spicy Matt for nothing

[@zufaraljauza2573]

he's actually one of the bioengineered super soldier stolen from area 51 and then raised by normal parents. that explains his multi talent.

[@disco8301]

I hate how the first toy had a plastic wrapper cover around it that needs to be removed, then you smash the whole plastic egg exterior into useless bits, then out comes a plastic bag/balloon that you have to rip open which contains multiple smaller plastic toys contained in more plastic wrappings. No wonder the ocean is filled with garbage, this should legitimately be illegal.

[@bootguy6635]

That first toy was disgusting to watch

[@evolutionarydeadend6812]

We play with plastic.

[@smallcheddar3012]

@@evolutionarydeadend6812 yea but toys aren’t produced and discarded at the rate that the plastic covering it is

[@c0n2oo3]

Cry about it

[@RandomEdits780]

nothing to worry about friend, Starbucks already saved every living being on earth by banning the plastic straw. that should do the trick

[@supersolomob422]

Charlie on Christmas as a child: 7:02

[@Nekrosis777]

11:00 Big Hero 6 deleted scenes

[@Schule04]

So wait, the "toy" is basically just plastic waste that you have to break and then throw away?

[@airbornemelody6156]

yeah- the first one was ridiculous it was just like a bunch of shit with so much plastic

[@unluckygamer692]

@@airbornemelody6156 Oh my god it's ridiculous wth

[@Schule04]

I looked up some other reviews of it and you can reassemble the big plastic egg, but it's pointless anyway since almost everything in it is for a single use only

[@mizutommy]

Would’ve been funny if they made Charlie stay on his knees to look shorter instead of him just standing there.

[@NoahS4226]

I'm pissing myself. It's funny but it's not that funny

[@rot1869]

0:07 almost spit out my coffee

[@KiyoshiroClips]

I honestly want that one toy that can transform and deliver bottled liquors and soda, it's a really great gaming asset

[@_herb]

it saddens me that kids could end up with such awful, overpriced "toys" like that first one this christmas

[@airbornemelody6156]

frrr

[@cherryblossom7120]

Don't forget fecal toys.

[@Deximaru]

So much plastic that will just end up dumped in the ocean

[@brandyc9645]

Unfortunately these "surprise" toys are getting very popular. They are all packaging, very little substance. It's literally just a scam to sell you less product for more money but the surprise factor excites kids.

[@z1u512]

@@brandyc9645 sounds awfully like lootboxes

[@SoniasWay]

Charlie is everybody’s dad but he doesn’t mind playing the kid sometimes

[@hollowgod5773]

He sure has the right height for the part

[@vikzn1607]

@@hollowgod5773 yeah we have eyes

[@fujitive2699]

“You get to play with the sex crimes guy.” Had me dying

[@natnat7286]

I love that Charlie is wearing like sketcher shape ups while playing with toys almost like a real child

[@hilotakenaka]

I’m not sure if anyone has ever heard of these, but when I was a kid the coolest toy that we had was called Verticon; basically it was a “zero gravity gladiator arena” where you turned on a sort of blow dryer-like arena and put in styrofoam balls that were covered with different weapons, and the goal was to knock the other team out of the arena. Each of the balls had different stats and factions that were represented with different colours. It was super fun

[@everegenx]

Yoooo you just unlocked an elbow deep memory of mine holy shit I couldnt ever remember the names

[@kalleilageisman]

Dude, thank you, I've been trying to remember the name of that for a decade. We had all the add on packs and shit, it was wild.

[@MarmadukeDormedius]

▪

[@pleasesubakaribe]

ok

[@GOJOpacklmaoo]

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[@nxcious]

Aww, hes like a little boy playing with his toys!

[@pionevada282]

I never thought I would hear royalty free music in Charlie's videos

[@quandariousdangle]

the thumbnail alone put a massive smile on my face

[@greydeath4273]

KZbin still doesn’t deserve the greatness of Charles

[@Shelbsei]

You know, It’s very extremely rare seeing Charlie put a thumbnail on his vids.

[@beefyikes6790]

“Remember Ryan’s toys reviews? This is him now.”

[@disgustedlookofthedevil]

Only 10 seconds in and this is the most editing I've seen in one of Charlies videos in almost 6 months lmao

[@garrydimasa1964]

Not only in months, but quite sure in years.

[@bruh6687]

*WOW: **kzbin.info/www/bejne/r4XSnWWqrcaDoMU*

[@shuichisaihope398]

"No no no these are like for ages 4+ I fit in that category" .... he's not wrong

[@mrjennings9594]

Literally me playing with my kids when they were little. Like no joke. Those "imaginext" toys (the batman car) are the coolest toys on the market. They have a super cool castle one. We still have it lol.

[@ikon5242]

Same dude the imaginext toys were a blast.

[@kittykat490]

This video just confirms to me that Matt is Charlie's mom. This is kinda dumb but in the BWW challenge Matt said "I do feel like your mom sometimes" while Charlie is suffering eating the wings and it gave me the goofiest idea to draw La Pietá but Charlie as Jesus and Matt as Mary but I don't have access to particularly good art mediums or anything.

[@earlyhetzer]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/r323an2AbcmKqpaF

[@oyega1010]

It's an awesome idea tho.

[@LaurentEN]

Finally some good quality on the thumbnails in 2021

[@atmoz214]

The dinosaur toy is literally an IRL loot box.

[@voidmask7953]

This is the only time that I ever saw the best thumbnail in this channel

[@Bodacious_Crustacious]

I have absolutely no clue as to how Ryan's Toy Review is still a thing that exists. The amount of merch is baffling.

[@ethansprague2005]

Kids mindlessly being given an iPad and having autoplay on to distract them

[@kelo8878]

Ohhh those kind of toys… my expectations were diverted

[@KFP_Fanboy]

reasons why i hate penguinz0 those are all the reasons, thx for reading

[@YbaChundawg]

@MARSYA 💋 stop existing

[@Zen_user-001]

Charlie's toy review: "A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one."

[@madgames7576]

2:16 watch out Charlie

[@aunghlaingphyo5254]

matt and charlie finally embracing their father-son dynamic lol

[@austinsmith4899]

He looked like an actual child in the shopping cart

[@MasonsTurtle]

The egg is a parents nightmare. Sand, slime, foam, all the things you don’t want on your carpet.

[@bluebint]

@ 9:47 *where spongebob got his walking sound from* lol

[@Spitfire__1944]

If only this existed when I was younger

[@giraffeman326]

Why are the bots so bad on Charlie’s channel? It’s not like that with any other comment sections I see.

[@anonomuse9094]

I was fine with my megablocks and transformers until I got an old ps2. I still have it.

[@Dr.Giggletouch0352]

Its so nice to see Charlie finally standing up on camera

[@punishederic4761]

We really needed some more of Charlie forcing a smile and saying "I'm so excited" In order to recreate the feel of a toy channel you want to get the idea that the person reviewing the toys is being held hostage and if they don't give the highest of praise to the toys their next gift will be a agonizing death.

[@monkshoodpsychosis]

Aww, this is so wholesome! It was so generous of Matt to take this 9 year-old John Wick clone shopping for toys and making him the next manipulated/emotionally abused toy review sensation who doesn't get a penny of what he earns from his channel despite that he's the star! Truly a heartwarming thing to see.

[@milo867]

I would watch and like this if Charlie kept doing this every now and again

[@boosyturnred]

This is a certified hood classic