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[@JoePez]

“you smell… you smell” I lost it

[@TransparencyInvisible]

SAME I WAS WAITING FOR HIM TO SAY IT AND JUST BUSTED OUT LAUGHING "You smell like a tiny-"

[@electrifyingvids3545]

3.2k likes and one comment? I'll make comment 2!

[@KyleHaines615]

What? No American Airlines?

[@emans1684]

Lost what?

[@electrifyingvids3545]

@@emans1684 r/whooosh

[@ayabokti161]

"Who needs first class when you got no class" 😂😂😂😂

[@KayxzTarot]

People are not giving this line enough creeeddditttt lol 😂

[@AmericanIdiotPolitics]

most average communist lol@@KayxzTarot

[@ChiagozieOkwor-wc9qi]

@@KayxzTarotfr

[@sunkistbabe]

Lol, I'm a bit offended because I always fly southwest. I love the two bags for free and open seating. Make sure you select boarding group number A be there early and you pretty much get first pick of your seat. I'm a window seat person so I'll put my purse in the middle seat to discourage others from sitting right next to me. Another perk is you're not ever automatically stuck next to some loud kids or some gross old man. I'd love to fly first class but I can't afford it. Why does he have to be so raggedy?? We do not look like that. We also have classes A and B.

[@dustinwilliams2276]

They're not saying passengers look like that. It's to convey the publics general perception of the companies themselves

[@alexanderlennington4382]

The second they said "oh no" I knew spirit was comin 🤣🤣🤣

[@MC_Silvereyes1]

The moment the third door bell rang, I knew spirits was coming.

[@bossjihyo2276]

Same and I'm not even American, but it's so infamous 😭😭😭

[@calebgaming8459]

Same

[@s.f1aa]

hhhh same

[@Yo-pz1em]

The beer stolen from Jet Blue was hilarious.

[@FinnhN6]

Ironically they almost merged. 😢

[@michaeldodd3563]

I flew Spirit once. Once. In the middle of my nap, the stewardess woke me up and informed me it was my turn to fly the plane.

[@gsleazy1975]

Hahahahahahaha this is the best comment i hope he sees this and pins it. Perfect joke, felt like i was at your stand up special 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Deion245]

Cap

[@AntoniOrszykowski]

Hahahahaha😂😂😂Best comment ever.

[@flyingdoggo316]

⁠​⁠@@Deion245whatsup with you? 💀 He IS being funny

[@Deion245]

@@flyingdoggo316 he's not

[@poorlittlebiker6476]

As a Greyhound driver, I don’t know if I should be happy we were spared or sad because we were forgotten 😂

[@nikki5399]

Took a greyhound bus back from Chicago once. ONCE. *for a reason*

[@santiagoramos1313]

Frontier patting Greyhound on the back: "don't worry mate, we'll get invited to the party someday!"

[@dannihenson3420]

He didn't want to get banned.

[@daszieher]

Rabbit? Anyone?

[@steventollefson5418]

As a one time rider for 1,500 miles on Greyhound, I can say it is safe for you to be left out of this conversation. I don't want to see anyone light themselves on fire for a skit.

[@michaelsuk6440]

Traveling through the Rockies by Amtrak is one of the coolest trips you can go on.

[@heathermetz6576]

“United! I thought you’d cancel at the last minute!”

[@epicsamurai5]

Delta made everybody travel to Atlanta for the party.

[@punmaster227]

I swear that’s like a ritual for every delta flight I’ve ever been on

[@cyberjayson]

I legit just took a flight a couple weeks ago, and both stops were in Atlanta. It was only a 2 hr flight to begin with, no clue why they needed a stop

[@dekusprout4136]

I've been on 2 flights in my lifetime and this is literally the reason why

[@quack-tastictictac1630]

This hits different when you live near Atlanta

[@vass169]

EXACTLY - gotta go through ATL first!

[@yammt3148]

Yup. We need a sequel of this. British Airways. Emirates. Air France. Air Canada.

[@mmc9828]

And American.

[@shaydowsith348]

El Al.

[@shaydowsith348]

Lufthansa

[@JM-mh1pp]

Please...as if Emirates ever hanged out with those poor loosers, and Air France is way to hot for this kind of company

[@mmc9828]

LOL!!@@JM-mh1pp

[@ARTwithsam55]

The “biscoff?” Joke for united really did it for me 😂😂😂

[@ernestinagyamfi102]

and its good too🫢

[@AliceRose413]

Those are 1 of 2 of the best “airline snacks” 🤣 next is stroopwafels

[@ARTwithsam55]

@@AliceRose413 Fr the stroop waffle is good too 😂😂

[@Rack2009]

“You smell…you smell.” Is just the absolute highlight of this all😭

[@tkdlover19]

Oh my gosh “who needs first class when you’ve got no class” is my new favorite line 😂

[@sadnlonelywithoutmydaughter911]

Charlie needs to make that into a shirt🤔

[@Ezkill02]

That's what I was about to say

[@possiblyabear451]

Ah, yes. Communism.

[@whattheschmidt]

@@possiblyabear451 that's not the joke and you know it

[@lokiprepper]

@@possiblyabear451 Dude, I hate communism as much as any other red blooded working class American, but seriously how does that tie into this at all?

[@SwissAirlines.]

Delta pilots land better drunk then spirit pilots do sober

[@tuckertheyoutuber901]

Spirit pilots land worse than drunk student pilots (like me)

[@Vrykron]

💀

[@Vrykron]

​@@tuckertheyoutuber901I'd probably trust you more, plus it costs extra to trust spirit

[@FabricatedPheonix]

Yeah thats if your plan ever actually gets to the gate the day youwant to leave

[@badanimationstudios3358]

I thought I was gonna die in a standard flight on spirit but felt perfectly safe taking off on a delta plane 20 minutes before a hurricane hit.

[@SwayzeOnYa12]

"Compensating for your tiny cockpit" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@user-mm3oc5zf3c]

United has Airbus

[@sammierose1150]

Emotional damage 💀

[@SwayzeOnYa12]

@@sammierose1150 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ARTwithsam55]

Fr 😂😂😂 it’s so funny!

[@SwayzeOnYa12]

@@ARTwithsam55 Lmbo! He nailed it!

[@greekscenarist]

Alaska is tough dude who is probably chasing bear in Denali.

[@coleandhisvideos]

"who needs first class when you have no class" And that's why I fly Southwest

[@Budza00]

Same

[@hayleigh4813]

They also have funny flight attendants.

[@dakota16x]

same, great service and cheap flights. also the reward system is great for frequent travelers.

[@xxxhoodooxxx]

SouthWest has been the best out of all of them in my experience.

[@GrandEWN]

Don’t think that’s the only reason 💀

[@xliquidflames]

Greyhound pops up behind Amtrak and in a depressed tone says, "At least they remembered you exist. No one even thinks of me as transportation." He then slowly walks off, head hung, and a tear in his eye.

[@amazonpr1me759]

Fuck Greyhound, terrible service

[@patdevhill3456]

I'm guessing he sounds like Eeyore

[@theguy9208]

To be fair, long distance buses are the worst way to travel. Its one thing to be on a flight for 4 hours with no wifi, whatever, but the same trip by bus took 3 fuckin days! With broken wifi! First world problems i know but it was also 3 days spent in a seat that doesnt recline much at all...

[@blueoval250]

Greyhound just exists to shuffle homeless drug addicts to various cities

[@oldsguy354]

@@patdevhill3456 Since Greyhound moves like Eeyore, assuming they sound like him too is a safe bet.

[@trainfan32]

"Adlest were not amtrak" As a railfan, that hurt

[@user-fv2lz5ln9h]

Yeah

[@MetraFan402]

Agreed

[@TC-eu7px]

same

[@valentingonzalez2020]

I used to be a rail fan but now I am a weaponist and aviationist

[@PSAboi_1719]

WELL ATLEAST AMTRAK HAS MORE LEG ROOM THAN A PLANE

[@defaultdacat]

I would have loved to see Jetblue as a person

[@josiezaher4396]

Same. XD As someone who flies JetBlue, I would have loved to see what their personality would be like.

[@statesecretscomrade4312]

Emirates would enter the room covered in real gold

[@JUBIBAGEL]

Head to toe in white Armani suit, with aviators, gold chains, and entirely too much cologne.

[@cyndicottrell21]

My niece's friend was a stewardess with them for years. Lived over in Dubai.

[@didndido3638]

...being on a platform pulled by slaves.

[@adrukova1407]

​@@JUBIBAGEL"Way too much cologne"😂👃🎉

[@tyrant-den884]

And a trail of white sports fans worshipping them.

[@BasestealerS]

American and Alaska airlines have left the chat

[@oliverjurick467]

And Frontier.

[@northeastcorridorguy_yt9562]

and air canada

[@DeRos.1227]

And Hawaiian airlines

[@pibblepott]

And westjet.

[@WCE107]

And flair and Via Rail Edit #2. Forgot to mention Air Transat

[@emilianocastrovizcarra8302]

Spirit: *GIMME 20 DOLLARS OR MY PILOTS ARE GONNA CRASH OUR PLANE*

[@chrystallee5528]

I actually like Amtrak. I can stretch out my legs. Take 3 bags with no extra fees, have a meal and a cocktail if I want. Walk around, Check out the views as I travel through mountains or sea sides, take a nap. On long trips If i'm willing to pay for it, I can have a room with a bed, a shower and Porter service. And best of all, there's no strip search at the train station by TSA. 😊

[@MomshieNani]

How dare you I'm a aviationest😡😡

[@chrystallee5528]

@@MomshieNani To each, his own. 😉

[@MomshieNani]

​@@chrystallee5528 *switches*

[@simplytrinabean]

And don't have to worry about falling out the sky

[@CngDelta757]

It’s funny cuz Delta’s former CEO went on to work at Amtrak!

[@MyselfOffical]

I’m out

[@rockjockchick]

Hahaha

[@mmc9828]

That makes it even funnier! LOL

[@F40M07]

Hmm… interesting!

[@ace74909]

Happy railfan noises

[@vaperjoker2326]

"5 dollars, cash or card?" That killed me 🤣😭

[@Baskets_shorts]

Delta making 52.670 Billion 🗿🍷

[@AryanJames-ns7nq]

"I stole some beer from JetBlue" Famous last words

[@shuthemoody]

Delta taking a shot about last minute cancellations is rich.

[@maryjanesbaby9392]

Real rich!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MazdaAddict]

Watching this a week after Delta cancelled my flight...

[@paulas_lens]

Where were the sardine can jokes??!!

[@thecomedypilot5894]

Delta doesn’t cancel last-minute nearly as much compared to United and Southwest. In fact, Delta is the biggest US airline with the *least* cancellations.

[@thecomedypilot5894]

@@MazdaAddict Delta doesn’t cancel last-minute nearly as much compared to United and Southwest. In fact, Delta is the biggest US airline with the *least* cancellations.

[@MinutemanOutdoors]

Weird thing is Amtrak is making a slow comeback in the tourism market and that makes me so happy.

[@leafy4142]

I've heard that average trains are more luxurious than flights these days.

[@Shiroyashasama]

That’s not really true lol

[@EmperorNefarious1]

@@leafy4142 you get more leg room and larger bathrooms. Some of the longer distance trains have lounges and canteens. If only they were faster, and if only there was service abroad.

[@oneflowerninjamagic1912]

Shout Out Union Station Washington DC

[@bill-or-somthingbill4390]

I actually love Amtrak

[@maxlarock8788]

Makes sense Ryanair didn’t even show up ☠️

[@randomalt9617]

I just imagine Alaska Air walking in: “Hey guys, sorry I’m late, my suit got lost at the dry cleaner and- wait, DELTA THATS MY SUIT DAMNIT!!”

[@Aglaesia]

Underrated comment

[@mungolianbeef]

Me n my west coast homies love alaska

[@assistanttotheregionalmana5810]

@@mungolianbeef let’s go love Alaska

[@colorgaurdsweethreat3474]

Thank you, I was wondering. Been my go to airline. We tried others once and jumped right back. I was wondering where Alaska Air love was.😂🤣 (also Washingtonian)

[@assistanttotheregionalmana5810]

@@colorgaurdsweethreat3474 Alaska is the best for PNW shuttle services!

[@user-vr3hj7is6q]

"Thought you'd cancel at the last minute" that made me jump up and say "yes!"

[@ajjack30213]

Right!!! Waiting for a C-17 pilot 👨‍✈️ to say “none of you got nothing on me “

[@LittleToyBonnie]

I flew Southwest tons of times, and it it true that they are absolutely OBSESSED with free stuff whether it’s baggage or snacks.

[@jarvisjourneys]

“I stole beer from JetBlue 🤣🤣”

[@ninethetwotailedfox]

"biscoff?" that part is so accurate OMFG!

[@SwedeProof]

I know, right??🤣🤣🤣

[@laurenatterbury8760]

It is so accurate 😂

[@giashah2637]

my fav part of the plane ride

[@Akariyume]

True

[@jlynn4187]

Jet blue was too busy partying with emirates and frontier airlines kept changing his rsvp and just ended up not showing in the end even though he said he was coming.

[@LayZ84]

Facts, last flight I had was on frontier and they delayed it 4 hours then cancelled it

[@jlynn4187]

@@LayZ84 literally have a flight with them and I’m fearing for my life

[@professionalidiot280]

Allegiant was busy trying to crash Emirates party.

[@wta1518]

@@professionalidiot280 No they were just out on the street yelling nonsense.

[@Astrid-ql4he]

My last flight was on jet blue went from 5:40 takeoff to 1:30 takeoff

[@Norville_-Shaggy-_Rogers--]

Spirit airlines PLEASE JUST FLY WITH US WELL LITERALLY GIVE YOU OUR COMPANY

[@Runt3132]

every single freight railroad dispatcher laughs at amtrak

[@addy_animates484]

Imagine watching your neighbor scream “HORSEFEATHERS! Nobody laughs at Amtrak! NOBODY!!”

[@kj8398]

Best comment lol

[@parkerabbott2189]

As a former TSA officer, this is pretty accurate. Only thing missing is Delta's cocaine problem lol

[@LosOjosCar]

😅😂🤣

[@ranjanbiswas3233]

Wait a second is that really an airline problem or TSA problem?

[@parkerabbott2189]

@ranjanbiswas3233 it's an actual airline problem. Delta had so many employees smuggling cocaine they gave up their expedited screening privileges. But all the airlines have nightmare problems, you don't want to know how many times Alaska pilots have flown drunk

[@jordane7483]

@@ranjanbiswas3233there is a shit Ton of pilots, doctors, lawyers etc on Coke lol. Its not called the “rich man” drug for no reason 😂

[@dubbs22]

​@@ranjanbiswas3233 tsa problem

[@Ethanthepro363]

Who needs first class when you have no class? 💀

[@itsyourgirl_Lanaaa]

“ Biscoff? “ so relatable😭😭

[@luigismansion44]

as an Amtrak worker i’m dying lol

[@Japan_flag]

.-..--._..-

[@Quagthistle]

Amtrak is actually a better travel experience then any of the airlines, though... and a lot less discriminatory against those of us with certain disabilities, too. :)

[@Intrusive_Thought176]

​@@Quagthistledont tell that to europeans and weird americans

[@matthew8153]

Given Amtrak’s safety record you might mean that literally.

[@Intrusive_Thought176]

@@matthew8153 source?

[@amrogers4]

"Quit overcompensating for your tiny cockpit!" Haha.

[@amirordibi1348]

Minis the pit

[@Gamersaregood559]

“Yo this guys spirit stole some beer from JetBlue because JetBlue bought spirit”

[@100peopledislikedyourcomme6]

Spirit and Southwest accurate af 😂😂

[@Iconic58]

This needs to be a Super Bowl commercial outrageously HILARIOUS!

[@catherinesanchez1185]

It has that feel doesn’t it ?? The airlines wouldn’t think it was funny even though they’d customers probably would

[@amysmiles9751]

I think someone might get sued 😮

[@Anna_b360]

Can we take a second to appreciate that the caption says “turbulent laughter” 😂

[@mickeywhite2563]

Yes. Yes we can. lol

[@gordonlekfors2708]

no, let's not.

[@Anna_b360]

@@gordonlekfors2708lol

[@Philippine_Airlines]

Philippine airlines:🙁 why did I not join?

[@thewingman5313]

Biscoff 😂😂😂 that had home laughing for awhile

[@timmychooi]

This says a lot about American who didn’t even show up 😂

[@fuiruy]

Frrrr I got delayed twice on my way back from Japan

[@VenerableBede2510]

Even Amtrak laughs at American.

[@youraveragemedicmain866]

they're too busy looking for the planes they lost in 2001 lolllll

[@tommoore2012]

American was actually ranked number 5 in the top 5 most reliable airlines. They have an on time percentage of over 75%.

[@Ricardo-bf6zj]

​@@tommoore2012Almost all bad news come from American Airlines. Im surprised how they still have clients after all the bad press they get.

[@yeasstt]

American Airlines didn't show up for another 20 hours and was missing a leg

[@McLovin-hz7rx]

Bruh my best experience flying is with American Airlines

[@bewertsam]

@@McLovin-hz7rx same

[@melodyofheaven3353]

And RyanAir crashed their car into the building

[@PETERODZZ]

Je je😅

[@soonerguy8011]

@@McLovin-hz7rx as a pilot for American, we know this to be bullshit

[@BJMediaTransit8516]

Nobody laughs at Amtrak, you hear, NOBODY!!!!! 🤣🤣

[@catherinesee]

Your work is so valuable! Thank you for what you do and your commitment!

[@punk_rock_music_teacher]

Frontier Airlines comes in strung out on crack and 3 hours late...

[@ieataviationgradefuelusedonthe]

This the funniest comment I’ve ever seen in my life

[@marco_marks]

I LOVE frontier airlines. The passengers are all broke and happy. The flight attendants are chill. The planes are always late. Everyones just enjoying life on those flights.

[@Calebs_Aviation]

So true!

[@inlandtaipan9959]

*Ryanair has entered the chat* "Everyone hold on to your seats!"

[@zchris87v80]

I've only heard about them, but I imagine they'd kick the door in and slam down as hard as possible on the couch in the least amount of time.

[@RomeoBlueMK.1]

“Everybody hold onto your parts of the plane! Or just play music as it will be outro music….”

[@RealUlrichLeland]

​@@zchris87v80 Once, after a particularly rough Ryanair landing the pilot said to us "on your way out, take a look at the wheels", and when we got out we saw that they were surrounded by the fire brigade and smoking lol

[@Oakeybloke]

Ryanair is like the airline that's cheap and then tries to charge you for a bottle opener. A few years ago they tried introducing toilet charges 😂😂😮

[@salam-peace5519]

@@Oakeybloke The toilet charges idea was only meant as a joke though.

[@gmbarn737Aviation]

Southwest don’t need no class😂

[@A1RTA1L]

For people who wondering, *Amtrak* is a company who operates trains

[@dgeneeknapp3168]

Delta used to REALLY serve. After my first wedding in 92, we were at the gate waiting forever. All of a sudden, they announced our flight...at the other end of the airport. This was Atlanta, so about 2 states away. Delta got a car to drive us from the gate we were at to the flight...a friggin' LIMO for heaven's sake. We made it, with like only minutes to spare...and we weren't first class or anything. They were also good about switching your flight in case of medical emergency. I got wildly ill and HAD to get to my specialist in Atlanta during a trip to Milwaukee. It was no problem to leave a day early. My grandmother had a stroke about 2 weeks before my original flight arranged for me to take leave. I had to buy another departure but they refunded my previous ticket. These were all in the 90s, and they really were worth the $ then.

[@yoqert2729]

Damn bro, thats crazy

[@findme7585]

“This was Atlanta, so about 2 states away” got me dying. Never have I ever burned more calories in one sitting than I have sprinting through those Hartsfield Jackson terminals

[@ianjohnson3770]

@@findme7585 how were you sitting and sprinting?

[@JasonW.]

@@findme7585 At least ATL has working trams between gates. I don't think I've ever been to Charlotte when at least one moving walkway was down, and always one I needed.

[@oldsguy354]

I used to live in the southeastern US. It almost always meant a feeder flight to Hartsfield and then on to my destination. On the return, they'd always get me back to Atlanta but the rest of the trip home could easily be a rental car.

[@depressedmagicalgirl]

As a person who rides spirit every time I travel I can confirm every ride is me hanging on to dear life

[@swaggitypigfig8413]

hahahahah not sure you'll make it? xD

[@realworldissues]

@@swaggitypigfig8413 If you don't make it they will make sure your spirit will :)

[@crumbs6393]

As someone who fly's Ryanair same

[@ahsram5134]

🤣

[@GenXican84]

Ya know, worry is also a form of exercise..

[@LosSantos_PoliceDepartment]

United Airlines: ✈️🏢🏢💥💥☠️💀

[@DaveM-FFB]

Classic ending! Amtrak just cancelled our 11 hour trip on the Adirondack from NYC to Montreal on 2 week's notice. As a matter of fact, they cancelled that whole route for the next several weeks with no explanation. The popular thought is 25 miles of overdue track maintenance (north of the border) that nobody wanted to pay for.

[@RashaKahn]

Should’ve had Ryanair visiting from Europe fighting Spirit in the parking lot.

[@bulbs_]

‘At least we’re not Ryanair’

[@foxw875]

Only after they crash their car pulling into the parking lot

[@kazior6521]

😂

[@AllAboutPurple]

😂😂

[@Well_Ill_Be_GodDangled]

Ryan Air: Never again.

[@kentschnabel4726]

"At least we're not Amtrak." Give it five years with high fuel costs. You'll all be Amtrak.

[@Scavenger82]

🤣🤣

[@garlboydlatham4295]

You've made a very valid point!

[@mechadoggy]

Biden just needs to release more permits to drill more

[@dynamicworlds1]

Honestly, if we ever got highspeed rail, a lot of them would go out of business very quickly even if they managed to keep costs the same (which they won't).

[@josephj.6478]

Plus coach on Amtrak is better then first class on all of those airlines 💁‍♂️🚅

[@TrueMT7]

Frontier has left the chat.

[@preretcon]

Imagine if Ryan Air was Included they would *literally* crash the party!

[@katgamer1727]

I actually love southwest, the flight attendants are so sweet and attentive. Also they had free wifi on my last trip so I got to listen to music and sleep the whole time

[@DukeCityAbeyta]

And you don’t have to pay to check luggage 🧳

[@user-px7mx2ge4e]

@@DukeCityAbeyta best part

[@Mysasser1]

Fyi if you're going to Chicago they are flying into o'hare now. Enjoy!

[@themonth4082]

And get to sit any where

[@justinblakeney3466]

I don't even have a preferred airline, but is free wifi not the standard?

[@snuffme]

reminded me when my dad worked at Delta, one time he came home with a giant bag of Biscoff biscuits

[@LadyMaria]

We buy them in bulk once in a while. The ones with cream in the middle are great.

[@LatinoAmigo.]

gimme some

[@CT-2904]

Lucky that shot if my jam

[@Wandering_Specter]

Dang your lucky

[@snuffme]

@@Wandering_Specter i was double fisten them mfs. all the gate agents took drinks, food and snacks. they had the good shit

[@Sinatragaze]

Amtrak is actually so nice near me, they have a cute little coffee shop, the tickets are way cheaper than airplane, and I get a calm 3 hours omw to the city.

[@ZDES178]

I've seen this several times and just love it. Hysterical!

[@medix1203]

LMAO as soon as that door been rang I was like it's spirit and gonna be a crackhead.... I'm glad I wasn't disappointed

[@foxw875]

I was expecting either Spirit or Frontier

[@UchihaChikiru]

Dude same 😂

[@phoneusandfroboof829]

yall idk why you guys hate spirit my grandma flew with them enough have have over 300,000 spirit miles, we flew every year from jersey to south carolina and back for the summertime and never had a issue with them. Whats the big deal?

[@Limbergem]

I seriously thought Spirit was being played by Ethan Klein

[@kylewit]

"Looks like we all made it safely" hahaha accurate for Spirit

[@djl608]

He was as surprised as anyone! 🤣

[@Darkslide99]

Spirit is the Fung Wah of airlines!! The pilots can say “but did you die though” in 20 different languages 😂😂

[@804titan]

this never gets old... classic !!

[@valeriepark9444]

I can't believe everyone else overlooked the *TURBULENT laughter*

[@Obvi_A]

My dad is a airline pilot, for American Airlines and when I showed him this video he was just giggling. He also kept saying how true it was!

[@kagitsune]

I kept wondering when AA was gonna show up all grumpy and stuff 😆

[@megg2826]

@@kagitsune it would be funny if you had three AA. America West, US airways and then AA. Cause pilots from all three airlines would be fighting each other

[@YTW-rw6pr]

American belongs on the couch with united and southwest

[@nancycariker-moon9890]

@@YTW-rw6pr that’s an insult to both United and Southwest! 😂

[@YTW-rw6pr]

@@nancycariker-moon9890 100 percent

[@user-ui5lj4vv3u]

Honestly, if I could take the train everywhere I would. Less stress, cheaper, nice seats. The staff actually see you as human beings instead of cattle. Amtrak doesn’t get enough love

[@DardanellesBy108]

I don’t about the staff part, out in my area they’re cold as ice, but I do like riding the train lots more than flying.

[@WonderingWildWanderingRose]

I was honestly surprised they were remembered enough to be included. Saw a bunch of Greyhound bus sadness at being forgotten, but IRL train travel isn't even an option most people think of. They think "plane, bus, or roadtrip?" I'd rather do train anytime.

[@noelbeach8232]

Wish they had more routes though. Or another transportation rail line since Amtrak has a monopoly on train travel. Imagine is companies like CSX took a shot at rail line transportation 😅

[@SadisticSenpai61]

@@noelbeach8232 Or if Norfolk Southern offered passenger rail. So what are the odds we're gonna end up on the ground _this_ time? lol

[@irishboi7596]

​@noelbeach8232 The issue is nobody used the trains, hence Amtraks creation. They operate with government funding because every passenger railroad went bankrupt from lack of use

[@c00lkidd0-d3s]

When u go to spirit u meet your spirit

[@notveshremybutsomeotherguy]

spirit kept shaking the entire way there

[@CarpeDiezNutz]

“Oh, horse feathers!”

[@w_h_y1112]

Honestly Im vibin with southwest airlines Straight to the point, honesty, no social filter, might be a little messy but is overall charismatic enough

[@aurorahughes9559]

I like your profile pic! 💙❤️🧡💛

[@prtdiva]

I love southwest!

[@carolinacoreas7716]

Flew Spirit once, there was basically no leg space. Flew Southwest several times and always was able to get a window seat because of no assigned seating and enough space to accommodate for my weird ADHD sitting forms. I even watched Taken 2 on their no wifi entertainment to pass the time. No matter the airlines, I assume the snacks are expensive as fuck, so I never ordered their foods.

[@crebeccastewart3910]

I think the gloves came off post covid.

[@grownsimba8120]

What's the social filter in this context?

[@HJS_VR]

Delta: we are so happy and posh! Deltas crash history: yeah….

[@ambdubs]

Did anyone else have a wholly jarring experience when the laughter happened at the end? Scared the bejeesus outta me. I was like “who’s that? Where is it coming from!?” I am also wearing headphones so maybe that’s it.. or it’s just me.

[@mattfoltz7752]

Amtrak. "Atleast were not the bus."

[@bouncegod_4197]

Bus: at least we ain’t hitchhike

[@pizzajona]

It’s also better than flying or driving between DC, Philadelphia, and New York, and on par between New York and Boston

[@JuxtapositionRed]

"quit overcompensating for your tiny cockpit" I died

[@maggienbob1304]

Best line in the whole video! I only wish I could find a way to use it in my everyday life! 😂

[@gjp373]

@@maggienbob1304dick

[@monicaschroyer9785]

😂😂😂😂

[@SteveSilverActor]

For SWA, they forgot the part where there's a storm and the entire airline shits itself for days

[@cogaplush3372]

Volaris would be the person who loves getting into people’s personal bubbles because of how small the spacing between the people in front of you and you are

[@ervingjohnson409]

Ryanair:so you bought a ticket huh you still have to pay to sit down

[@cp0710]

kzbin.infolBQLAPM3bCA?si=ayL9cl3Pq8TkqXFv

[@AnonYmous-rl6pi]

LOL!

[@hansgans297]

They actually tried to make a passenger cabin for standing passengers so they could fit more people in. I'm not kidding.

[@AnonYmous-rl6pi]

@@hansgans297 If you can stand for 2 hours in a train, you can stand for 2 hours in a plane.

[@DrDestructoBlade]

Why is this so accurate I swear

[@scottmatznick3140]

Don't swear, it's a bad habit

[@TopHatDealer]

@@scottmatznick3140 it's a expression

[@JasonW.]

@@TopHatDealer I swear, one of these days, one of these days

[@TopHatDealer]

@@JasonW. "dOn'T sWeAr ItS a BaD hAbIt"

[@DrDestructoBlade]

@@TopHatDealer the dude is joking

[@WaveNFL]

“Though we all have our differences, at least we’re not Amtrak” had me dying

[@normtron]

"You smell" sniff, "you smell"

[@PequenoGiant]

Spirit's laugh is what you hear as the plane goes through rough turbulence. Or plummets into the sea

[@NeilMcLinden]

Spirit is a Joe Pesci character if there ever was one

[@Sleepydill]

To bad spirit airlines has never been in a crash.. so your joke doesnt work

[@PequenoGiant]

@@Sleepydill i mean. I was more so going for just any plane crashing or plummeting into the sea really 🤷🏿‍♀️

[@dragoraviation4975]

Cap cap cappity cap cap! I flew with Spirit for a long time, they had outstanding service! People think Spirit is just the Ryanair of the US, that’s just Frontier 🤣

[@PequenoGiant]

@@dragoraviation4975 i was just making a joke at how heinous the laugh was. Not the airline itself

[@cannella617]

“People love free bags” And that’s why I love southwest Thanks for coming to my Ted talk

[@texasred2702]

How's it going? Made it out of the airport yet?

[@edbproductions]

Southwest just works better. Their rapid loading is so much nicer than this assigned seats bs

[@oshynclair7592]

​@@texasred2702 Lol!! Southwest 15 hr flight Lol

[@alaindao7374]

What good are free bags if your flight is grounded due to no pilots?

[@LoveAndSnapple]

Don’t do my Southwest like that!! 😂😂😂

[@Cryotherapy-xd6qt]

Delta you almost made me get stuck in New York City

[@BeccaGarner05]

I rode on Amtrak for the first time this summer, it was nice!

[@yunleung2631]

It’s great for regions travel. If only it had space.

[@TheMaddenComebackKid]

@@yunleung2631 Japan *Laughs in 新幹線*

[@jedimastercaeli]

If you ever decide to travel long distance on Amtrak,I recommend saving up for a private sleeper room. Your own bed and a private bathroom!

[@mikepowell8611]

The seats are big and comfortable. They have showers and a restaurant its fun on Amtrak.

[@Luke_Go]

I hope it didn't take all summer from where you started and where you wanted to go 🙂

[@maceface2657]

"Quit overcompensating for your tiny cockpit" is not getting enough love

[@Undomaranel]

Because it's a childish, immature double entendre and people with the humor and knowledge to appreciate the personality quips aren't as entertained by lunchroom slurs.

[@maceface2657]

@@Undomaranel mate, we’re both on KZbin shorts. That’s about the best humor your gonna get, outside of like EelFeel

[@WonderingWildWanderingRose]

​@@Undomaranel it's a joke MADE in the dialogue of the personality quirks video, so the humor was targeting those that enjoy that kind of video. Don't act like your humor is more sophisticated and mature when you're part of the target audience 🤡

[@WonderingWildWanderingRose]

​@@maceface2657 🤣🤣🤣 "not getting enough love"🤣🤣🤣👍

[@dianegerlach2454]

Best ever!!!!! Anything airlines related is fab!

[@DouradaBambina]

😂😂😂United canceling at last minute fr

[@apollosaturn5]

"Though we all have our differences, at least we're not Amtrak" SPOT ON!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣