One time my uncle caught his sweater on fire while starting a bonfire, and he was still like "Needs more lighter fluid"
@lorettascott54772 жыл бұрын
😆 🤣 😂 definitely recognize that statement
@unimog401 Жыл бұрын
for us it was always used motor oil
@moparnut91 Жыл бұрын
Being an uncle that lit a good bon fire and lost half the hair on his noggin and exposed areas, I agree, sometimes it'll catch the 3rd time with more fuel, casualties are a necessary evil, write it down.
@reginabillotti2 жыл бұрын
1 - Keep your wood dry 2 - Set up your log structure (teepee or log cabin, whatever), then fill in the gaps with thin branches (no more than half an inch thick) then add your quick-burning kindling (paper or whatever you use). The kindling should light the twigs, which should keep the fire going long enough to ignite the logs.
@DevilTravels4 жыл бұрын
I'm from Northern Wisconsin and even I know there needs to be an intermediate layer between the teepee and cabin...unless you cheat with lighter fluid.
@chrishenning88294 жыл бұрын
This guy says he's from 'up nort'. How's by you der guy? Hey, You gotta use your knife and batton them into finger sized pieces once. 👍
@cherry019954 жыл бұрын
I live in Manitowoc
@lexerwilliams88803 жыл бұрын
if you live on an island, take the rough fabric like fiber from a coconut tree and you got your fire. Its better then both pine needles and paper.
@DevilTravels3 жыл бұрын
@@lexerwilliams8880 agreed if your island has coconuts instead of pine trees. Of course you don't see too many places where both types of trees live together.
@lexerwilliams88803 жыл бұрын
@Devil_Travels If I remember right Guam does have pine trees. :)
@georgemunson50684 жыл бұрын
You gotta have smaller sticks in the middle to build it up der guy
@MrOuchiez4 жыл бұрын
Tinder and kindling teepee first, THEN build the cabin over the roarin' hot coals so you have a nice level surface to set the cast iron on to get dem der venison steaks a nice sear. Keeper movin.
@scottygg85504 жыл бұрын
not from the midwest but the size of yer pinky or you gon git sum heat loss yup (a lot of people in the northwest have a very normal basica American accent until they spend some time alone with older people, then they fade into this country hick soundin accent) also most people drop the ing and replace it with in and pronounce the t's d's
@carlosli30293 жыл бұрын
Teepee inside the cabin
@JustTryinaDuck3 жыл бұрын
@@MrOuchiez oh my god someone who knows how to build a fire and not just saying ha ha lighter fluid go burrrr
@jadoncampbell27403 жыл бұрын
put green wood on top of the log cabin for the pan to be on it wont burn as fast and stay stable longer
@YourOldPalFernbark4 жыл бұрын
The trick is to use even bigger logs.
@robert480444 жыл бұрын
especially in the beginning
@luv_muh_pankakes70014 жыл бұрын
The trick is to use a tree
@jeannefoster55944 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha!
@bagnome3 жыл бұрын
@@luv_muh_pankakes7001 Just ask California. They seem to be experts at that.
@garybear88273 жыл бұрын
Bigger logs = bigger fire 🔥
@TYFighter-qt1ck4 жыл бұрын
My family always used the empty cases of beer instead of newspaper.
@nathanielharter16434 жыл бұрын
You always have one after your third attempt to start the fire. Sometimes you been have 2 empty cases by then.
@pigtrapper13294 жыл бұрын
I use empty boxes of beer for everything. Starting fires, storage boxes, making templates for projects, covering your windows before an ice storm, heck....even makes a decent temporary flower pot.
@scopopulus4 жыл бұрын
how do you take the empties back to the store?
@rhodawatkins45164 жыл бұрын
@@scopopulus Where do they take them back at? That would be awesome! I remember when I was a kid, we could turn in the glass pop bottles for 5 cents or so.
@emay54 жыл бұрын
pigtrapper 1 I
@kateri174 жыл бұрын
if you can't taste lighter fluid in your smores are you even really at the lake house?
@jeannefoster55944 жыл бұрын
hahahaha!
@patricialynnmoore4 жыл бұрын
Easliy Displeased 😂😂😂 Holy Cow!! Just busted up laughing! Good one.👍🏼
@bansheemania16924 жыл бұрын
1 gallon Used oil. 20%Kero/Diesel mix....Works Great
@dailydoseofshorts5354 жыл бұрын
I use deer organs with on brain
@constancemiller37533 жыл бұрын
🤔.....ope.
@jonjordan58714 жыл бұрын
That felt like a midwest stepbrothers
@bansheemania16924 жыл бұрын
Jeez us🤠
@jodisorenson99034 жыл бұрын
Boy does Charlie have his “Dad” lesson about fire down!
@gamergirl2094 жыл бұрын
As the one in my family who starts the bonfire, it hurts my soul watching others struggle to do it
@jurisprudence65493 жыл бұрын
It is so painful watching someone struggle to light a fire, especially with plenty of tools to make it a cake walk haha
@sigsin12 жыл бұрын
Consumers Power cut trees last week and the next day, a kid came to the door asking if he could have the wood because he wanted a bonfire that night. I said “You can have it but it’s not going to burn.” I was a Girl Scout. I only cheated once…my Brownies and I had a two night overnight (not in a campground) and it rained the whole time. On the second night, we took a night hike to the convenience store for lighter fluid 😬
@Destroyanad2 жыл бұрын
@@jurisprudence6549 Unfortunately not everyone has the know-how
@andrewlorah15242 жыл бұрын
This is me
@soundember19904 жыл бұрын
The screaming into the vast nothingness of the lake is quite accurate.
@Shady200002 жыл бұрын
The combo between log cabin and to actually works pretty good
@anniegthepack50954 жыл бұрын
This is why I am the FIRE QUEEN. I will get that fire going. The trick is you take your hatchet and one of them logs in the background and you make it into smaller sticks. Then you take your news paper and your pine needles and put em in the middle and make a teepee out of the small-medium sized ones. Light the kindling then feed it your smallest sticks til the middle sized ones catch and you've got a good flame going. Then slowly slowly add bigger sticks til you're up to the logs. For optimal bright flames, you add logs to the pyramid shape whenver a gap shows up.
@graceskerp4 жыл бұрын
Bromance: It's a beautiful thing.
@jcspenney4 жыл бұрын
One time I started a bonfire by hooking jumpers to my car and sparking it
@westie430 Жыл бұрын
Oh man😂 that "I told you so" face at 0:56 kills me🤣🤣
@hummingbirdhobo4 жыл бұрын
Hee hee...meanwhile, the women are inside, laughing at their dorks.😄
@eliseives3454 жыл бұрын
More like rolling their eyes, so used to their antics.
@kathya31154 жыл бұрын
Having cocktails 😜
@noyopacific4 жыл бұрын
Charlie and Miles knew just what to do to make sure that everyone was having a good time ! That's 'cuz these boys have a touch of genius. 😂
@thethree60five4 жыл бұрын
Making bets on who storms off first.
@thethree60five4 жыл бұрын
... and one says... "hey... where's Dan?" His wife says.. "Probably smoking a J and getting the gas can. "
@JackUpham4 жыл бұрын
As a midwestern boy scout, I have to say I’m slightly disappointed
@ravileejones73814 жыл бұрын
Yup this is pretty sad
@drakoinx3 жыл бұрын
Asa canadian boy scout we had to make a fire with a bow. That's some rough stuff lol
@mreatspeople3 жыл бұрын
They are obviously being extra about it. But log cabin is definitely the way to go
@bagnome3 жыл бұрын
@@mreatspeople They also needed to split the wood into smaller pieces to.
@mreatspeople3 жыл бұрын
@@bagnome or just used ALOT of kindling
@kapperoutdoors4 жыл бұрын
LMAO, you guys rock! Real life humor out of the simplest of tasks!!! (OK, not always easy to start a fire! )
@badgerwijohnson40814 жыл бұрын
I hit the like then the play button
@lilboy38044 жыл бұрын
Wdym
@maxuabo4 жыл бұрын
no
@badgerwijohnson40814 жыл бұрын
Sorry I fat fingered the "I". Its corrected so it's not a command now. :)
@DiesalAZ4 жыл бұрын
Moved to Arizona in 1986, you guys make me homesick....kinda
@sandy-rr1by4 жыл бұрын
the neighbor walking by is sooo funny!!! HAAA!!!
@kingstonandnate4 жыл бұрын
Charlie: is this thing on Fire: imma fall over now
@wbw1mi2 жыл бұрын
Love the tractor rim!
@timbuktu80694 жыл бұрын
Every city boy I've ever met at a campground.
@bettyc.parker-young14372 жыл бұрын
Layers guys! Always layers!😄🔥🔥🔥🔥
@bootziecuppie4874 жыл бұрын
The problem was ya fergot da kindling before da logs! 😂
@SamBrickell4 жыл бұрын
If you want to make a really nice and easy fire, start with a solid layer on the bottom of your fuel wood (this is basically an inverted fire, so that particular part of the fire is starved for oxygen and also doesn't light right away, it will keep your fire at mostly the same size for a long time) and use used cooking oil soaked on some of the wood for the "wood cabin" which acts as kindling and a some used cooking oil on the paper at the center also. It's really easy, and it's zero fail. Also it's a great way to use up used cooking oil so you always have fresh oil to eat.
@catsteinhilb28804 жыл бұрын
Seems like ya fellas forgot yer mid-west manners 😆🤣 This is every fire newbie everywhere
@charlottemuller22333 жыл бұрын
Theyare crazy good together!
@joelbuchanan4714 жыл бұрын
I love the comments from all the scouts preaching on how the kindling is missing. SO Wisconsin! GO Packers, F The bears!
@tinaperez73934 жыл бұрын
These guys can NEVER get lost in the woods (alone or together). EVER. Not even the deer and the cow will be able to save them.
@alexgerweck45074 жыл бұрын
My favorite is when I was up north with my friends and their first thought was to use half a bottle of ancient cologne they found in the woods and a bic lighter. One burnt his hand and another singed off most of his arm hair 😂
@codyboe47374 жыл бұрын
Charlie.... I was born in Minnesota and transplanted down to florida. Because of your videos I'm moving back to the midwest. Didnt know how much of that midwestern lifestyle has stuck with me. Great content. Even though it's just living midwestern life.
@ConservatEV4 жыл бұрын
Using this in a BSA Zoom presentation this week, thank you! It’s perfect (in the “what did they do wrong?” sense!) It’ll probably be way better than the rest of the presentation.
@michelleford73923 жыл бұрын
Best video ever!! Love the song!!
@Th3Duck0nQuak3 жыл бұрын
The wholesome remake of the "we didn't start the first by Billy joel" was so awesome!
@buttertoast1174 жыл бұрын
Where's the kindling?
@Serenade24614 жыл бұрын
Ya, need some kindling on that newspaper or those logs will never catch
@musicofthemultiverse45992 жыл бұрын
The Happy Medium L♡ves her 420 ♡🧚♀️
@maddab4144 жыл бұрын
These skits were awesome! Made me think of step brothers when they were gonna go do karate in the garage😂😂 Love the vids!! Keep er movin!!
@TakeDeadAim4 жыл бұрын
Save the lint from your dryer, put it in a plastic Sauerkraut/pickle container(s) and take them camping. That stuff will light wet grass. Also, cotton balls soaked in lighter fluid and stuffed in old prescription containers work as well. Add some kindling, use small, med, large sticks found on the ground or broken off lower dead branches and it's really not that difficult.
@kingstonandnate4 жыл бұрын
Good job Charlie
@kingstonandnate4 жыл бұрын
Very ummm original ha
@douglascollier77674 жыл бұрын
You make me smile. Thank you.
@migg-e4 жыл бұрын
Never thought I’d see Charlie get mad
@gracekirk19223 жыл бұрын
I love when you two do collaborations! Good one guys!👏🏻👀😂👏🏻😂👏🏻
@cjenglish33484 жыл бұрын
Let's keep er moving there guy
@malaquiasalfaro813 жыл бұрын
Why am I so much like these men I’ve never met before
@wb292924 жыл бұрын
As somebody who worked on a resort up north that was filled with fibs all summer who had no idea how to start fires... yeah I got pretty good at starting them lol
@BratKat9044 жыл бұрын
OMG! you poor soul! I can’t even imagine what it’s gonna be like THIS year up north with all the flatlanders heading our way!!! 🤨
@benvoliothefirst2 жыл бұрын
@@BratKat904 Okay, I'll bite... here in New Hampshire fibs are little lies, what does "fibs" mean in this context?
@BratKat9042 жыл бұрын
@@benvoliothefirst “FIB” sandwiches “Illinois” between 2 common swear words! (lol) They are Illinois people who come to WI to indulge in a bunch of rude behaviors, tear up our lakes when people are fishing, skip lines, make a lot of noise, and just generally be A-holes to others!
@benvoliothefirst2 жыл бұрын
@@BratKat904 Thank you, I learned something new today! 🤣
@BratKat9042 жыл бұрын
@@benvoliothefirst 😂 glad to help!
@domtron88734 жыл бұрын
Greatest comedy duo ever.
@stimpsjd4 жыл бұрын
Charlie is on the next season of Survivor.
@alexblack64214 жыл бұрын
I used a starter log and put it in an old dresser...
@Nonunusmultorum4 жыл бұрын
keep 'er movin', ya!
@BratKat9044 жыл бұрын
ya know, in reality, the “ya” stuff comes from northern Minnesota! Not Wisconsin. Ive lived all over WI my whole life and never once have I heard anyone say “ya” EXCEPT from northern MN. Wonder if he’s really a transplant from there?
@chrishenning88294 жыл бұрын
In Wisconsin, we just say 'up Nort'. Cripes 😜
@tinaperez73934 жыл бұрын
Now just hold your horses. Peanut butter and pickles go perfectly together! 😭😭😭
@ChirpyMike4 жыл бұрын
That's gas station firewood. Don't even lie!
@user-ll8be9vt4u4 жыл бұрын
Great as always! Needed a good laugh, thanks
@brucebeauvais13244 жыл бұрын
I always start the woodstove with a lean-to. A couple of years ago, my friend and I were spectating at a dog sled race in da U.P. We came across a road guard trying to start a fire. He made a teepee and stuffing newspaper into it. The glossy ad sections. Surprisingly it didn't work. I found some kindling and charcoal left from the previous day's fire. Added that and some regular newspaper. That did take off but still wasn't great. He opened his tool box and I spotted a propane torch. That got it blazing in a real hurry.
@leiflarson14 жыл бұрын
Ever heard of a flame thrower, there, guy? duh.
@noyopacific4 жыл бұрын
That's how I learned in the Boy Scouts too. A propane turbo-torch to 'er going and then a leaf blower to help it develop a nice bed of coals! 😂
@theonescratchwonder64842 жыл бұрын
15 years of having bonfires and googling all types of techniques for fire building along the way, it wasn't until 2020 I realized I could combine the teepee style and log cabin. In my opinion of all the ways to have a fire a small teepee inside a larger log cabin starts the easiest and burns the best. Paper bag filled with newspaper surrounded by small sticks and then large logs for the log cabin with smaller logs on top directly above the teepee, if your kindling is dry enough it will burn through light rain.
@wererabbit634 жыл бұрын
Pine needles, twigs, smaller sticks, medium sticks and newspaper. Once that is burning, layer bigger sticks, small logs. Once that is burning, add larger logs. Hasn’t anyone ever worked at a summer camp?
@leighfield91934 жыл бұрын
You make my day! Please keep doing what you do!!
@devinmoe78034 жыл бұрын
That left ear sigh at 1:48 had me shook
@kathrynmast9163 жыл бұрын
YES! Sweet pickles, crunchy peanut on soft white bread!! YUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!
@jayphoenix37564 жыл бұрын
Some say that if you go by the lake shore at night, and listen real careful, you can still smell the woodsmoke on the breeze
@zachmoerman41654 жыл бұрын
Just saw this on the You beti channel but Charlie deserves a view as well. 👌🤣
@alainad63642 жыл бұрын
My dad is totally the guy in the background. Personally, I prefer a teepee with a pile of dry bark and other dry forest matter buried underneath. A solid match on top of the pile and a match or two near the bottom of the pile will light it right up if you've got a piece of cardboard or some solid lungs to fan it with.
@ryguy72604 жыл бұрын
Another great video
@Jaqen-HGhar4 жыл бұрын
I like how there are people in the comments taking this video literally like they were actually trying to start the fire each time and doing it wrong instead of doing it wrong for the skit.
@ttomkat14 жыл бұрын
As a guy who just started teaching his daughter how to build a fire, I love this video!
@eric88514 жыл бұрын
1 gal diesel and 6 beers, fire!
@coasterlovingmom4 жыл бұрын
Everyone needs a Fire Stump for the perfect tee pee fire that NEVER falls down. More time for drinking!
@SoaringWhiteSpirit4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 🔥thanks for the laughs from Canada!
@shellfrancis54004 жыл бұрын
These videos make me happy:)
@kevinrixmann98284 жыл бұрын
Look at that fire...and deck! Solid video @ K&K’s Lakeside Lodge
@direfox94643 жыл бұрын
The saddest part of the video was them sitting with their backs to the lake 🤣
@amynurss13754 жыл бұрын
Oh the 80s montage and frozen hand clap!
@LionChavez4 жыл бұрын
Freaking love yoos guys!
@rhodawatkins45164 жыл бұрын
My late aunt from way southern Indiana used to say "yous guys". I thought it made her sound like someone in the mafia. Evidently she didn't live in Oklahoma long enough for "y'all" to stick.
@nancyg72804 жыл бұрын
My husband just uses his torch to start the fire 🔥 is that cheating? 😂😂😂 You guys are great!
@keyaberglund5742 жыл бұрын
Oh my you have a torch husband too!🤣
@restylesecrets82514 жыл бұрын
My Eagle Scout husband uses an empty Old Dutch Potato Chips box for kindling, and a propane torch to light it. And for some reason the kids in the family call them bombfires. 🤣
@JJVater Жыл бұрын
I hate how much I enjoy watching you two, also of how much I’m jealous that you have a house next to water
@ianrhodes834 жыл бұрын
Now I guess you two did indeed start the fire
@susanweisheit684 жыл бұрын
You guys and dude sad seriously need a sitcoms. I’m thinking something like a Wisconsin version of friends!
@haleystormville90074 жыл бұрын
While I support this idea, you should check out That 70s Show for now
@andrewd44482 жыл бұрын
“I can start a fire with anything, but I’m not above using my resources” - my friend Jesse holding a blowtorch and a tumbleweed
@stephenjessicatiefenthaler65374 жыл бұрын
The high five at 2:33 is outstanding!
@danielburford14412 жыл бұрын
Easy start fire starters from Walmart should get ya. I use them to make a bonfire for my hobo coffee in the morning!
@sethriegls9760 Жыл бұрын
I bought a paper shredder for all the junk mail I get. It is also helpful for my newspaper. I am telling you. The easiest way to start a fire is to use shredded paper and small twigs. Every wind storm I will scour the yard and pick a handful of twigs and branches. Set them in the garage to dry out. Anyway, easiest fire, ever!
@Jnolique4 жыл бұрын
You just wait for lightning to strike and move to where it strikes the ground and grab a log
@zeldatrek4 жыл бұрын
Your way takes too long. Also what happens when you don't have a log ready? Now the smart person would send someone else up the tallest dead (or soon to be dead) tree with an aluminum bat and a roll of duct tape. You know before the storm hits otherwise you'll have a pyre instead of a bon fire.
@Jnolique4 жыл бұрын
@@zeldatrek no brother you just call and becken the gods
@zeldatrek4 жыл бұрын
@@Jnolique Oh so instead of an aluminum bat I should be using a hammer instead? Gotcha makes sense. Also on da plus side you might get a wicked magnet to go metal fishing with.
@firecracker39114 жыл бұрын
You guys are on 🔥🔥🔥🔥
@dorothyday90354 жыл бұрын
The flint bit is every episode of naked and afraid ever
@TrailerTrashAZ3 жыл бұрын
The teepee guy is my dad everytime. Make starting a fire easier? Of course not your no man if you can't start a fire with 2 sticks haha
@BarbaraCowdery6 ай бұрын
These guys always make me laugh!!!
@BladeGorilla4 жыл бұрын
But my teepee fires burn like a champ. Last guy who made an unlightable log cabin gave up, so I coverd it in place with my teepee and enjoyed the heat of envy and fire.
@lucasgoldinger69484 жыл бұрын
I think we can agree log cabin is the only way to build a fire.
@MW-on1ft Жыл бұрын
Lol, my Ex husband and I had a slash pile to burn one fall, branches from a few for trees that has to be cut down before they fell on the house in the winter winds. It was a quite large pile, approximately 12' x 8'. Hubby was having a little trouble getting it started. I suggested he use a, "Little" of some old boat gas in the shed. I did this growing up, quite safely. Well, hubby poured the entire tank of old boat gas on the pile! When he lit it off there was a very loud explosion and one hell of a bon fire, flames a good 30+ feet in the air. I come out of the garage where I was working to see hubby running towards the house. He had a singed mustache, singed hair and his nylon coat was a bit melted. I was like what the hell did he do? Oh yes, he poured the entire 5+ gallons of old boat gas on it! I had to trim up the singed mustache, hair and eye brows! He worked as an engineer and was a Mensa level genius, seriously. Just don't let them try do common sense things...
@darthbane84 жыл бұрын
Charlie is really going for the Wisconsin look with his hat over his mullet. I forgot that’s how we do it back home. Business up front, party in the back.
@shizuma20074 жыл бұрын
You two are dorks! .... I love it :D :D :D
@0pshut Жыл бұрын
The real bonfire was the friends we made along the way
@treestar22 Жыл бұрын
I have a newspaper base, then make a teepee out of the thinner logs (not branch sized, though). Light the newspaper in multiple places and you get a flawless fire almost every time. Add the bigger logs once you have a strong fire and you are set for the rest of the night!
@chiefenumclaw79604 жыл бұрын
Excellent work Gentlemen!
@elizabethhoover46722 жыл бұрын
This brings me back to the time a friend of mine gave me a lecture on how I needed to start a fire, unconvinced I knew how to do it when I offered to start a fire in our wood burning stove. He told me how to do it with explicit steps, asking me bit by bit if I knew what he was referring to with every step. I nodded my head, gave the impression I was listening, then started the fire my own way. It was ignited by the first strike of my match and grew into a steady fire without me needing to fan it or blow on it at all. He was pissed. 😂
@lorettascott54772 жыл бұрын
Yeah for some reason even though I lived outside there was no shortage of these lectures and I did the same as they pouted probably because I am a girl 🙃 lol
@elenavonpavel-pitts34422 жыл бұрын
Hilarious! Reminded me of when I moved from SF, Ca up to Oregon to marry my Oregonian husband. When our daughter was 7 or 8 she joined a "scout" group for the summer. They told me I had to be one of the leaders. I don't camp, hike, climb, fish....I read and go to museums. One of my teaching tasks was to build a fire. After 1 hour of stomping, blowing, yelling and then crying....a young boy said "hey lady, you need some help?" I replied "Oh Lord YES YES YES". He withdrew a lighter from his pocket; t Rearranged the wood, lit the fire and I was jumping around screaming....WE HAVE FIRE!!!! To this day...thank you kiddo!