Midwest Meets East Coast

[@johnnyinchi66]

“He was first but I went first” is basically east coast driving in a nutshell

[@caity9244]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I cracked up. Awesome.

[@Tommymybaby]

😂

[@VaultOfTheFuture]

Exactly lmao

[@lunariona9899]

As someone from New England I can confirm this

[@LindaC616]

22 yrs in NE. He ain't lyin'

[@LandFather]

“What is that” “It’s a turn signal” “ I don’t like it, it’s annoying me.” That is gold.

[@MrPeka13]

Hei...

[@vampcaff]

True wisconsinites call it a blinker.

[@johnkupferschmid2701]

I live in Florida I definitely feel that statement no one here uses their turn signals.

[@TODD_FL44]

@@johnkupferschmid2701 the nice job there guy statements I scream out in my car for such violators here in Florida numbers 3 to 5 a day!

[@maxtransit]

@@vampcaff actually in Boston we call it a blinkah

[@SuperGabetendo777]

I would watch an entire series of an East Coast, West Coast, a Midwesterner and a Southerner interact.

[@adeadaccount9026]

That would be amazing! I would love to watch that!

[@tee1974]

Just the thought of this makes my Tourettes kick into high gear. Lol SIGN ME UP! I'll take Advil for the headache.

[@devoncampbell3607]

West coast California or west coast cascadia?

[@SuperGabetendo777]

@@devoncampbell3607 West Coast Cali. Those are the most popular and distinguished of the West

[@dixiedream1n]

@@devoncampbell3607 I’d say both! You’re right they’re very different. (Then again South Cali and North Cali are very different too….)

[@benjaminkasson2587]

When he picked up that rock, I thought he was gonna bash the other guy's head in.

[@staceylacey5587]

Which was funny enough, but when he walked past him, and kept walking deeper into the water, I died!

[@mrsmacca126]

Is that something you can smoke…no, I just deep fry…aaaaarrrrggghhhh!!!😮😂

[@aliceinoregonland3942]

​@@staceylacey5587Me too! I laughed so hard I woke my dog up! 😂😂😂

[@staceylacey5587]

@@aliceinoregonland3942 hahahaha

[@GeeEm1313]

Same.

[@hauntedmushroomsasmr7716]

“Where are we?” “In Wisconsin.” “Oh, god mom we’re in Canada.” OMGGGG

[@mzc_crazy3769]

Literally had me rolling.

[@hoopthornseaweed]

Its time for us to take over canada bröthers

[@SpitefulAZ]

Canada is a lot closer to Boston than Wisconsin.

[@lightningandodinify]

@@SpitefulAZ but the accent though :p

[@ianmedford4855]

I'm from New England, and I lived in the Midwest for about a year, and this is fucking amazing.

[@bulldogfront666]

The Boston guy isn’t even exaggerated at all. It’s spot on accurate.

[@honkhonk8009]

Liberal but sociopathic as shit. Midwest just Canada 2.0

[@sarahberry6457]

As someone from southeastern Michigan, remind me never to drive in Boston... 🤮

[@MyFiddlePlayer]

When I moved to Boston, one of the first things I noticed was that almost every single car had dents in the bumpers and side panels. I was puzzled as to why people (even rich people) would drive around in such junky looking cars. After a few months I figured out that fender benders happen to you every couple of weeks, bumper taps were how they figured out if there was enough room for them to get through, so no point in ever repairing little dings. I was waiting for Boston Dude to do this to Charlie's car, to be totally authentic, but maybe Charlie doesn't know this about Boston.

[@sarahberry6457]

@MyFiddlePlayer "Yes, let's use a method that intentionally damages our cars instead of a method that *already* exists that *doesn't* damage our cars." DUMBASSES.

[@alexmansour100]

@@sarahberry6457 trust me, being from Boston even we hate driving here. After a while everyone on the road is entirely willing to crash into another car just to prove a point especially on the highways. But when everyone is crazy it all somehow works out into a functional system

[@JustFiscus]

“There not as geographically diverse as this region.. I think I might’ve seen a hill back there” dude that was such an under-appreciated joke

[@hillbillyboyDakota]

That's ohio

[@TheCommissarIsDead]

Welcome to west Texas you want a hill? Not a chance 😂😂

[@RoxyTheReaper]

There’s…no hills? You living on the moon mate?

[@Giuseppe326]

@@RoxyTheReaper at least the moon has craters the only states with mountains in the Midwest are the Dakotas

[@JohnDoe-ue7wd]

This is midwest and northeast

[@slapith3931]

The dead silence following "How did the Patriots do last year?" was a spot on reaction.

[@EMdeMas]

These people are quite bright 🌞. In the Midwest. Don't get so dry wit on them, or toss insults at them, and then act surprised when a portion is returned.

[@FraterJulianus22]

As a Wisconsinite I found this very accurate. I loved his comment on the Boston guy's accent because most Wisconsinites really do respond to other people's accents by commenting on how neat they are while claiming not to have an accent themselves.

[@antoinetteguzman6444]

I'm 39 years old born/raised in Wisconsin and I was today years old when I found out we do have accents 🤦‍♀️🤣 the reason why I'm watching this video to see if I can tell🤣 I feel dumb now because I thought this was the normal way to talk and act, ya know

[@akapatience5571]

@@antoinetteguzman6444 Ya, don't ya know!

[@nathanmanley4203]

Minnesota does the same thing.

[@LindaC616]

@@antoinetteguzman6444 Oh, ya, you do, but not as much as Minnesota there (lived in Madison 10 years)

[@deannajan25]

I don't talk like that. I am from WI.

[@shepshep8654]

"Are you from Ireland" "no Boston" "I've never been to Pennsylvania." [ GOLD ]

[@kingcharizardakaCX]

It killed me

[@CM-pf1xc]

And with the tshirt he’s wearing 🤣

[@jenniferbraun7269]

We have a Boston, PA, so

[@univerzlegrowand5935]

As a Marylander living in Central PA this is verifiable fact. "Not as geographically diverse as here...i think i saw a hill back there..."

[@davidred1809]

Ireland, Boston. Same difference, right?

[@hardpack187]

I want more of this Boston guy. "AC you said, huh?" As a MA native, I can attest that the slightly hostile sarcasm is a staple of New England communication. Especially when talking to strangers.

[@satchemo24]

It's just the way we are.

[@hardpack187]

@Ryan McCreedy Midwest is bragging about his AC. Boston sarcastically says "AC you say?", pretending to be just as impressed.

[@graceskerp]

"Ya can't miss it" concludes all New England directions explanations. That is classic slightly hostile sarcasm because the Flatlander will miss it. . . . "He'll miss it." "Ayup, unless he hits the moose."

[@jamesemerson1342]

That is exactly how us Massholes are.. zero exaggeration...

[@Harlenna]

Facts. Especially those from the eastern and central part of the state.

[@NLJosh83]

"Let me cut 'em off real quick" Pure gold.

[@P_steez]

“Look at this guy, going 45 in a 30” “Yeah he’s speeding” 😂😂

[@911WASanINSIDEjob420]

LOL you can go 20 over the limit!! and i do!

[@afflicted5121]

I shuddered so hard hearing 45 in a 30. The respectable amount up north here in Wisconsin is like 5 over

[@P_steez]

@@afflicted5121 20 here in cali normally

[@Scenery..]

@@afflicted5121 Need to meet MKE drivers, they definitely think otherwise

[@AlexZanderMuro]

@@Scenery.. lmao anything under 40 is going too slow in mke, even in parking lots

[@babyskeleton499]

Omg the, "you can go 20 Ova the limit!" Is actually so accurate I remember my grandmother born and raised in New England always told us, " but they give ya a 15 miles to go ova the speed limit, any moar and they pull ya ova"

[@AuDHDarling]

Chicago driving is a little island of aggressive city driving in the Midwest, and it spills out into the surrounding suburbs. I had an ex who was taught to drive by his grandfather who worked for 20+ years as a semi truck driver in Chicago. He would give advice like, "Don't use your turn signal, then other drivers will know what you're doing." Which is fair advice in Chicago, because other drivers will not let you over if you signal. At best, you can merge as you signal.

[@mykijiji1958]

Ha ha ha! Standard 20-30 clicks over the limit, Toronto driver here. You do the limit, and there will be some very angry drivers passing you!!

[@romulusnr]

I mean they clearly put all those 90 and 95 signs on the innastates and you know what numbahs on road signs means, the speed limit dood

[@Frogkhan915]

@@AuDHDarling From Chicago suburbs and my family's been in the area for generations-when I was learning to drive my mom would practically curse me out if I didn't cut people off or if I actually stopped at a stop sign instead of giving the brakes a feather tap. That said I think Boston driving is an entirely different beast-I know a Bostonian who drove to there from Maine and literally nobody passed us the entire way, we're in a big white van going fucking who knows how fast in the right lane swerving around trucks-got into two drag races over it and won both and I'm just white knuckles. But after living in Boston even a little while I got addicted to aggressive driving and now I live in Virginia surrounded by old folks driving 10 below the speed limit on their way to drop themselves off at the morgue and I just start wildly bill burring my way around them.

[@brownjatt21]

@@AuDHDarling lmfaooooo the don't use your turn signal as to not let other cars know your next move is hilarious 😂

[@herbgurl82]

The dead silence when Tom Brady and the Patriots were mentioned was pure gold....

[@Kir_is_here]

Scrolled down looking for this comment 😂

[@timq6224]

It was a fun year to drive through Mass during football season. Those fans were having aneurysms and listening to them whine on sports radio call-in shows was so satisfying.

[@binalith4898]

megabeth!! fuck yah! awesome screen name.

[@binalith4898]

\m/

[@Sandman60077]

Yes, because every time our great Lord and savior is mentioned we show respect with a moment of silence.

[@derpaderpaderpader]

I was in Wisconsin shortly after this came out. I lost it when Charlie said "I wish we had accents", because one of our uber drivers said the same thing...verbatim.

[@salleymudd5488]

I'm from Wisconsin and once I turned 18 and traveled all over the country, ppl would always ask me where my accent was from and I was like " what accent??".

[@derpaderpaderpader]

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[@marcw6875]

The only flaw I see in this video is that they shouldn't have had to drive that far to get to a Kwik Trip.

[@MasterHall117]

Meanwhile in the east coast, WAWA is everywhere

[@Puppy_Puppington]

It should’ve been a kwik trip.

[@happyhour7871]

Wtf is a wawa

[@MasterHall117]

@@happyhour7871 I’m sorry, you don’t know what a wawa is? Think if subway was a gas station, a very clean and almost fancy one at that, with subs fresher than an infant from the womb, and a billion times better than Subway ever could be or wished while being healthier. If there is a deli place that wished it was fresh, they just gotta look at WAWA for the way

[@Mr.TouchYou]

Nah in the midwest everything is hella spaced out

[@TheMeganExperience]

Even just the first big joke “I think Jeffrey Dahmer is mowin’ the sidewalk or som’n” is so freaking good 😂

[@tomoshi8515]

so thats why i found charlie a tad bit familiar when i saw him- ITS BECAUSE OF FUCKING DAHMER😭 NOW I CANT GET THIS IMAGE OUT OF MY HEAD

[@Adrian-to3gq]

@CRASH ALEXANDER 😬

[@mandymoore5774]

Well I think Dahmer was actually from Wisconsin, sooooo 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

[@stal_go_brrr]

IM NOT THE ONLY ONE-

[@lisalavadores1566]

Charlie makes a joke about this (in Midwest/West Coast?) when he asks someone for clarification: "Am I a serial what?"

[@spunkmire2664]

“I don’t think so pal, let me cut him off real quick”.

[@RUSSKIization]

the only way to drive in NYC

[@96Logan]

That's the equivalent of the passive aggressive "Ooope, lemme SQUEEZE RIGHT PAST YA!"

[@santoryu2753]

Man I really hate people from cities.

[@RUSSKIization]

@@santoryu2753 its not the people it the nature of the beast lots of people fast pace you cant afford to take your time got to keep er movin : )

[@psycho4agY]

Sounds like us in Georgia! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@3506Dodge]

This reminds me of a few guys from Omaha who i knew in D.C. They would literally run after people to offer help. The people thought they were some strange band of white, polite scammers or pickpockets and clutched their bags scanning the area for witnesses. It was hilarious. I tried to explain to them how things went in the mid-Atlantic region; that people value their privacy, build trust slowly, and see such offers from strangers as impositions; but they just couldn't help themselves. It was strangely endearing.

[@pazza4555]

I got knocked off my bike by a DC city bus, and only one person checked on me. Lots of people stood around gawking though. And this was in a neighborhood that boasts about valuing community. They have no idea what that word means.

[@solarnaut]

Louis C.K. has an old bit about his niece visiting him in NYC. As they're walking down the sidewalk she runs up to a homeless guy... "OMGosh ... Are You OKay? How can I help ? ! ? " Louis : " Ummm, yeah, we don't do that here ! "

[@packersproductions24]

"I think Jefferey Dahmer is mowing the sidewalk over here 😂🤣

[@littlejack6123]

Nope... He's busy cleaning the fridge...

[@packersproductions24]

@@littlejack6123 LMAO

[@tomstarcevich1147]

😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆👍

[@edwardmiessner6502]

😝😆😆😆😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😅😅😁

[@mcr5truther]

💀✋🏻

[@TonyaTko]

I love how he was willing to risk a quickie for some AC! 🤣🤣🤣

[@AuDHDarling]

A kwik trip to kum and go. (I know Kum & Go isn't in Wisconsin but it is in Iowa which is still Midwest.)

[@PLsexpicklePL]

Risk it for the biscuit! Haha.

[@PLsexpicklePL]

@@AuDHDarling Yeah , Kum and go is mostly in Iowa, but I'm in Minnesota. Good gas station though.

[@newagain9964]

The want of AC in the summertime will make a person do unspeakable things…. So I’ve been told. 😛

[@NeSeeger]

Its not the heat but the humidity. If the humidity is high enough not even the wind and shade can save you.

[@elizabethyoung231]

As someone who grew up in Massachusetts and is now living outside of Madison, WI, I can confirm that this is 100% accurate.

[@LindaC616]

There are certain things that will still present in Madison, because remember, many people in Madison are from somewhere else

[@jeepersmcgee3466]

@@Asphyxia612 just outside of madison is, however, and that's where they said they live

[@ES-qu1jd]

As someone born and raised in Madison, WI, but currently living in Massachusetts, I can also confirm that this is 100% accurate. 😂😂

[@IverJ]

Bill Doucette perfectly captured a typical Bostonian.... Born n raised in Mass, this guy was spot on. Wicked awesome.

[@maxfrankow1238]

Lived in Maine and spent a lot of time in Boston- let’s just say I’m not in a rush to get back. Proud Wisconsinite here lol.

[@Nathdood]

@@maxfrankow1238 Wym, Boston is an amazing place... ... to visit

[@Patches4000]

The East coast driving is on point “let me give him a scare” 😂

[@graceskerp]

East coast, where driving is a blood sport.

[@judithhowland9533]

Masshole driver

[@taylorackley9144]

We hate bikers, scuse me- “cyclists”

[@appalachiabrauchfrau]

we got 0 patience, too many horse buggies on the road will teach you that rage.

[@Headhunter_212]

"He was first. But I went first" 100% on target

[@CYMotorsport]

I’m dying 1:58 “hang on lemme cut him off” 😂so accurate. Not a chance you’re getting away with attacking my manhood & passing me passively aggressively

[@crisin6045]

😂🤣😂🤣 Jersey drivinggg

[@klegendm2819]

Never thought I would see you here

[@IHunterF1]

Didn’t expect to see you here 😂😂

[@DatBoiLui]

I see east coast plates here in Houstonall the time, ya'll drive like grandmas

[@jackroyaltea5034]

That’s just sad.

[@amethystrain2513]

"what's that something you can smoke?" "No I usually deep fry it."

[@keithlunde9625]

I shot beer out my nose when he said that. keep er moving

[@nokaut]

When I was in high school me and a cousin of mine went to visit a friend who's family was total straight edge. We show up at his house, he answers the door, my cousin says "let's go smoke a bowl" friend practically flies out the door. His brother, who was watching TV in the living room overheard us saying "smoke a bowl" and having ZERO experience with drugs or alcohol flatly blurted out "YOU BETTER NOT BE BURNING MOM'S DISHES!" We were laughing all the way down the street.

[@machetejr5520]

Haaa, luv dat one ...ehhh!

[@mowermen1762]

Me deep frying a joint with the boys

[@devilpuppetsinc]

My buddy used to be in a band called Smoked Fish.

[@jenmatt1923]

As a born and raised "East Coaster," I feel this to my core. I've lived all over the country, and the "slow moving" attitude of other parts of the country cause me a lot of anxiety. 🤣

[@nonnayurbuzness8107]

We (midwesterner)feel the same way on the east coast. I dang near had a panic attack in NYC.

[@alexcrawford5350]

Oh, that’s why the East Coast guy sat down like that.

[@XenusMama]

1000% west coast here and I agree! When I go to the south or Midwest I feel as though everyone else is moving in slow motion , then add in Salt Lake City, where 1/2 the drivers cruise along at 20 mph oblivious to everyone else… the other half are just pissed off.

[@nicholaslittlefield4424]

I was raised in Colorado by two parents from New Hampshire and even I get anxiety from how slow people are here 🤣🤣🤣.

[@nicholaslittlefield4424]

@@XenusMama That is the most accurate representation of Salt lake city drivers I've heard. Half are lobotomized the other half on meth 🤣🤣.

[@keatonsouthard101]

"Where are we?" "Wisconsin." "Canada." 😂As a Wisconsinite myself, these videos are absolutely hilarious! Also, "how did the Patriots do last year?" Dead silence 😂

[@leadpaintchips9461]

And we *know* the guy asking knows full well just how well the Patriots did last year.

[@inconnu4961]

@@leadpaintchips9461 Yup, this one hurt!

[@ifabianxd1338]

It did hurt. But hey at least we're not cupfans right? Haha.... right...

[@blingbling574]

I travel down from Canada to Minnesota often. They are eerily similar to us.

[@hotcocoandart]

In New England, even if we don't care about sports, we're all just a bit bitter about Tom Brady.

[@fiestafire5781]

The quick trip part lol. "I'm married"

[@peggyrider2364]

*Kwik Trip

[@blu3razr1]

@@peggyrider2364 where im from its actually spelled quiktrip

[@rooseveltbrentwood9654]

@@blu3razr1 yeah me too, QT has the best drinks lol. Kwik Trip is based in Wisconsin though.

[@peggyrider2364]

@@blu3razr1 I've seen those :) the ones he's talking about are called Kwik Trips, it's a staple here in Wisconsin doncha know :)) gotta get the Big Buddy and hot dog deal ☺️😅

[@MarcillaSmith]

@@blu3razr1 Yeah, that was the thing I _wasn't_ expecting. Used to always hit the QT on the west side of the ATL, coming in from Bama on the 20. "Quick," but with a "K"? What'll they think of next :: eye roll ::

[@jimcrowley1856]

As a metro Boston Masshole who escaped to the Midwest 35 years ago, this both cracked me up and brought tears to my eyes. Good job!

[@inconnu4961]

You traitor! dont leave us here to suffer by ourselves!! LOL Hope you like it out there! warmer weather and less snow, and all! LOL

[@sarahberry6457]

@@inconnu4961 You make it sound like California. Lol. We still get snow and cold! 😂

[@Lobotamized_Lobster]

Ayy I’m glad you came here! I’ve lived here my whole life, tends to be a lot nicer here.

[@shoeplayisbad1]

​@@inconnu4961Midwest is a lot colder than east coast. You don't know what the cold is lol

[@ilovequiktrip3110]

The part about the stop sign is so true. I'm from the Midwest and I definitely stop at every single stop sign even if it's clear there are no cars anywhere. And yes, we will get in fights about who goes first. "No, you go first" "No, you go first!" "No, you!" "nou"

[@lmiller1413]

Doesn't everybody? ;)

[@jeanneMN]

😅😅😅😅😅😅😅In my neighborhood at a 4-way Stop we all wave each other to go first!!😅

[@SharkytheChef]

I actually really like their dynamic. The Midwest being the sweet helpful stranger, who’s definitely killed a man. And the east coast being snarky and defensive but definitely concerned for his safety. They would make an amazing television show :]

[@xaius4348]

Not quite what you are describing, but you might like a show called cornergas.

[@natenate2280]

yeah im from SE wisconsin and that's pretty much how alot of people are, were nice people but we like our space

[@lisagoins9218]

Kinda like "The Odd Couple" sit com.

[@darrylhammett63]

I had to, it was 665 likes.

[@shuntzilla1596]

The accuracy of this comment. 👌

[@DG-en7do]

"He was first, but I went first" sums it all up pretty well

[@tonydobek8908]

That was a great line!🤣

[@TheBluntNinja]

As a Boston transplant in Wisconsin, I definitely drive this way. Also use my horn.

[@cageybee7221]

@@TheBluntNinja please go to driving school people who don't understand 4-way stops are the bane of my existence.

[@TheBluntNinja]

@@cageybee7221 I know full well how to use them. I also know that people who pause to be "polite" create dangerous situations for everyone.

[@CM-pf1xc]

I have to do this SOOOO often in the south bc ppl take five years at a stop sign and try to let others go first (even if it’s not right of way)

[@kaylarose1081]

as a Catholic Wisconsinite who moved to the East Coast, this rings truer than the bells at mass. Holy Mary Mother of God, tell your Son I says hi.

[@KRfromthePaleozoic]

I'm the reverse, a Boston transplant to Wisconsin. God help us.

[@johnlorenz4869]

Wisconsinadian

[@dragonfly6193]

I was waiting for the guy from You Betcha (sorry, don't know his name) to beg for mercy with an Act of Contrition!

[@jessicawurm23]

@@dragonfly6193 Miles. =) (Myles?)....Charlie's brother-in-law

[@dragonfly6193]

@@jessicawurm23 Very cool! Thank you!

[@meredithcarter3175]

This is the odd-couple bromance I never knew I always wanted.

[@MrScottbot101]

“Todd needs to change his outfit, he looks ridiculous.” “That’s…actually true.” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@rpfcreates4476]

In NY every lane merge is going to feel like the most intense showdown you’ve ever seen, followed immediately by laughter and an insult muttered under your breath if you won and shouted out the window if you lost lol. Then it’s back to normal.

[@halogeek6]

I think you over estimate the intensity. It happens literally every lane merge. You have to force your way in if you want to shift lanes. It happens so often you don't even think about cutting someone off after a while. You just assume they aren't going to let you over becuase they won't. Usually the shouting out the window is because some jackass is going 5 below the speed limit when he knows damn well he can go upto 7 over before the boys can pull him over.

[@KingKafei]

Yupp long island highways are a fucking nightmare

[@RusticShine]

Unless it's when you are merging into a freaking highway at 45mph! Then it's me yelling speed the fuck up you twat waffle!

[@mattdrives4757]

Sounds a lot like Chicago

[@bmo14lax]

@@KingKafei yep can confirm you have to literally cut someone off to get into another lane

[@zachkruger9397]

“Looks like this guy is trying to get by here” “Don’t think so, let me cut him off here real quick” 😂😂😂😂

[@atrujillo9]

Haha I heard people drive pretty aggressively in Boston.

[@cyncynshop]

Massholes strikes again. As someone who commute by Bike in Boston, I feel like my life is endanger all the time.

[@cerveza2297]

I drive to Boston for work. This is accurate 🤣

[@chrisarseneault5617]

I was born and raised in Boston. Moved to Indianapolis. I can relate to both of these guys.

[@ericgerwin]

I loved the "Hail Mary" connection between Midwest and East Coast. Funny!

[@kathleenlindquist4799]

I can’t say that I have never said a Hail Mary when in a car with a scary driver.

[@colinrzeznik4308]

As a Massachusetts resident, this is golden.

[@lotti9298]

Agreed

[@aviewtokill08]

Does our midwestern niceness really freak you guys out that much?

[@colinrzeznik4308]

@@aviewtokill08 For me, no. But I know many people it does.

[@lotti9298]

I wouldn’t say it freeks us out it’s just odd and out of place different we don’t expect it like a surprise

[@knittylane3016]

You just have to remember to always be nice!

[@woodworkerroyer8497]

I thought the end was gonna be something to do with a collision between the rock and Charlie's head, but this was just so much better.

[@benvoliothefirst]

We call that the ol' "Chappaquiddick Clunker," lol

[@lordsergal8783]

I'll be honest, my thought was he was gonna throw it into the water to scare all the fish away and say "oops, guess the moment passed".

[@Semiotichazey]

Yup moment rescued, these two boys love each other

[@remen_emperor]

@@lordsergal8783 I thought the exact same

[@icingcake]

Wait, so is he trying to fish by hitting them with a rock? I can’t tell 😂

[@kieronschweitzer6172]

I never realized our driving was so bad until all the things he was doing seemed perfectly reasonable to me haha

[@JS-rv3et]

Uhh for which one?

[@QualityPen]

@@JS-rv3etIf you have to ask you must be from the East Coast.

[@JS-rv3et]

@@QualityPen im from L.A lived in Colorado Mississippi Kentucky Tennessee north Carolina. and been back and foruth and every which way. Ive been from red wood forest to Pensacola Florida from NYC to San Diego.. and pretty much everything in between.

[@jeanneMN]

​@@QualityPen😅😅😅😅😅

[@charlie21gunner87]

WHEWW!! That was a close one, I thought that easterner was gonna brain Charlie with that rock. Glad your ok Charlie! Keep the line wet.

[@christhemagnif]

Hahah! thought the same thing! 😂

[@dotink]

I thought he was gonna toss it in the water and scare the fish lol. Great way to sabotage someone’s fishing

[@edwardmiessner6502]

@@dotink Ha, ha! 😆 Same here. 😁

[@jamiemobley9400]

Ope! That’s exactly what I thought!

[@ernestpaul2484]

Being originally from Jersey, the land of dumpsters and cold cases, I was thinking the same thing too. "No Ma, everything's good. Hey, I ended up getting rid of the ol' Buick, I got a real good deal on a Z71 truck and some fishing tackle."

[@short-leggedturtle1315]

Biggest shock of my life was moving from the Midwest to the East Coast in elementary school. Even moving to China wasn't so traumatic.

[@manamemajeff6283]

Damn wtf

[@cyncynshop]

Woo where did you move to in China? I moved to Shanghai when I was a kid and I only almost got runover 20 times.

[@short-leggedturtle1315]

@@cyncynshop Way back in the late 1980s fresh out of university I studied Chinese in Beijing.

[@bryanalexander2376]

Lol I can imagine. I always tell people my move from the South to Philadelphia was more jarring than when I moved from Philly to India.

[@jbythunter4132]

New england probably not the rest of the east coast

[@michaelsteinberg205]

That driving scene was really similar to when I, an NYC guy, was the designated driver for my buddies from Minnesota during some army training in Georgia. They thought I was a maniac for driving 15 MPH over the speed limit.

[@romulusnr]

Ya just gotta stay on the left brough

[@hitandruncommentor]

We’ll see we have these things called deer, and moose, and bears in the Midwest. While your vehicle. Might kill one of those, all of them will kill your vehicle. Not to mention there’s a lot more kids, old folks and pets running around. We also don’t have near as many death by “accident”. But hey whatever.

[@arcadeinvader8086]

@@hitandruncommentor Can confirm everybody speeds in the northeast. Don't really have to worry about mooses (meese?) or bears but there are plenty of deer and many, many times more pedestrians than I saw in the midwest

[@nimue325]

@@hitandruncommentor I did see more bear living in the Midwest, since there was one cinnamon black bear who would be sitting in a blueberry patch most days one summer when I was driving to work in the mornings, but I’ve seen more deer, moose, and pedestrians living in the northeast. As for pets, you may be right that there are more in the Midwest because we follow leash laws out here. But I think the hazards of driving are bigger in the northeast also because visibility is poorer: roads twist more, the shoulders are narrower, and plants and buildings are closer to the road. So I don’t think safety plays a role in explaining why drivers are more careful in the Midwest. Possibly sanity. But I commute in Boston and, yeah, safety is not really priority #1.

[@inconnu4961]

@@nimue325 You arent seeing deer here in Massachusetts unless you live in the Berkshires. I moved from South central PA where rotting deer carcasses were an every day sight, to Massachusetts and in 25 years I may have seen, maybe 1 dead deer carcass! it still boggles my mind. now dead skunk & possum, THATS a different story! So i think the suicide deer live only in New York & PA

[@marynussio9880]

Yeah, as someone from the East Coast, total annoyance when people have to slow down to switch lanes. I love this was great.

[@mkosmala1309]

Them praying together was actually very wholesome

[@joannleichliter4308]

And hilarious.

[@inconnu4961]

and shocking! New England has a bad reputation of being the land that Christianity forgot! We got way more Dunkin Donuts cafes than churches! if you are a Christian missionary, you dont have to leave the country to do missions! We need em up here too!

[@etuckedfg]

"hey I know this one..." holy Mary Mother of God 😅

[@CarolineJoyAmico]

I LOVED that part!!!

[@TheXarus]

@@inconnu4961 Religion is dying in the U.S.A. sorry to say

[@ybirch9735]

Canadian here. 🇨🇦 You just confirmed why you're my fave Midwest US comedian! Watching from the shores of Lake of the Woods, Ontario, just 35 minutes north of MN. And yes the Walleye fishing is awesome up here!

[@WyattH]

Hell ya! another lake of the woods person

[@burnthecandleatbothendz]

I go there quite frequently, bc I live in fargo

[@CrankyBubushka]

Hiya Canada neighbor :)

[@ga6860]

(Northern) Michigander here. Love you guys 🇺🇸🇨🇦 I feel more at home with Canadians than I do with most Americans sometimes 😅🤝

[@iwatchwithnoads7480]

@@ga6860 As a Canadian, I think we can annex Wisconsin if we ask nicely. Next step is to conquer northern Michigan with the help of Wisconsin

[@toxendon]

"Wow, this is so funny and relatable - I'm sure this is what those two regions are like!" - Me, a Norwegian

[@kevinmencer3782]

I think there's a minor misconception here, that being that people from the northern part of our country are rude. It's not really rudeness, although it can come off that way. What it is, is the fact that those people live their life in the fast lane. For example, New Yorkers have a reputation for being impatient, but I've met several from all 5 boroughs, and all have been very chill and not at all what their reputation would suggest.

[@baraness24]

@@kevinmencer3782 Yeah, it can be a MASSIVE culture shock, growing up in a small town or city in the Midwest or Southeast, and then heading up to places like Boston or NYC, where the city is huge and nobody seems to have patience for anything. Definitely appreicate rural/mostlt suburban living more. City life ain't for me.

[@CasualPoster]

@@kevinmencer3782 Ironically, midwesterns can be more rude and unwelcoming to outsiders or "others" who don't fit what they're used to interacting with than cityfolk. I'm from the midwest, lived in NYC for a while.

[@coryhobbs5386]

You would like it in Wisconsin lots of Scandinavia there

[@NateB]

The driving part, for the city guy, is accurate.

[@seameology]

I lived in New York for twenty years, then moved back to Minnesota. I send this video to everyone to explain why I got so many tickets the first few months😂🤣😅

[@ChinaDoll305]

😂 How was that? I am Floridian living in Fargo, ND. I loathe these ppl! The passive aggressiveness is annoying ass hell.

[@driley5004]

Ahahahaha true

[@spamviking]

The double honk and wave brought back memories of my first trip to the USA, went to visit a friend in Wisconsin and his parents would do that driving around town to people they knew, including a guy in a Ford Model T who honked back with a hand squeezed horn.

[@edefyinggravity]

Charlie, you need to talk to the folks over at It's a Southern Thing and do a series of midwest vs southern videos. Y'all could have a manners competition. I'd love to see what you think of the way the South treats cheese. No curds, but we do have cheese straws and pimento cheese.

[@IkeCoblentz]

Oh this would be gold!!!

[@SouthernMama2five]

Yes! This would be great. Manners competition!!! 😂

[@scottyj6226]

As a trucker from the Midwest (minsota, still f##k da bears I am a packer backer by birth) I fully endorse this idea, I've been to the south countless times and the manners difference is hilariously awkward. I got one word for you....."pop" for southerners it means something different.

[@ethanmaraffino3029]

@@scottyj6226 go lions *sobbs*

[@Lucas-zu3fn]

Hell no southerners are rude and racist. The whole “southern hospitality” is a lie. Trust me I live in Texas it’s not true.

[@anarchist_parable]

As a New Yorker the aggressive cellphone conversations with Mom made me feel seen 😂😂😂

[@colleenbutler7579]

Yep. I also bitch to my Ma. Long Island.

[@planetmotherfuckers]

Normally people are so off on east coast/NE stereotypes but this one nailed it lmfao

[@richlisola1]

@@stardust86x Yes, he’s aware. But there’s certain East Coast generalities

[@matthewhirsch2306]

Jersey Boy Here Dude!!

[@mcbins1993]

Exactly

[@mobus1471]

I am from Massachusetts and I relocated for a few years outside of Chicago. This is def accurate. I remember when I would just take a walk around the neighborhoods in Illinois, people were so friendly and would always greet me, and my first reaction was that they were looking for something. They are just friendly. We are more reserved. I am back in Massachusetts now. Loved my experience in Illinois, but happy I am back home. 😊😊

[@Talkingperfectly-loud]

The unexpected catholic solidarity literally took me out 🤣😂😂😂

[@MrJudymcnasty]

I've lived in the Northeast for about a decade now, you nailed it.

[@VelvetCzar]

As a Boston native, but lived in Duluth for a few years... this encapsulates everything. The Boston attitude, the Minnesota, Wisconsin niceness and the amount of satire and stereotypes is ridiculously accurate. They even put little stereotypes in real fast and you gotta pay attention. New sub here boys 🙏

[@rustyrelicsfarm2406]

What did you think of the Midwest?

[@trent6319]

Aye I'm a wisconsinite living in Duluth(for school) and yeah they're basically the same

[@TheRSTD1]

DaLoote.

[@billweirdo9657]

Don't know what part of Wisconsin you've visited but I'm bored and raised here lived from red cliff down to milwaukee..... My fellow Wisconsites are some of the biggest A holes and Karen's you will ever meet. Nothing on FIBs or Yankees though

[@jondoe4667]

I'm from Michigan but live in Tucson now. Any time I give the ol double toot and wave people look at me like I'm insane. Now I do it because people's reactions amuse me😆🇺🇲

[@aPheonixRises]

Though not as geographically diverse as this region. I think I might have seen a hill back there.

[@caitlynblanchard6842]

As someone from MA, Tom Brady is still a very touchy subject. Spot on 😂

[@redpanda7967]

Not with Mac Jones 🐐

[@snekkers5600]

In McCorkle we trust

[@Kauffman578]

Why? From MD

[@demonjmh]

Now you know how Indianapolis felt when we lost Peyton Manning

[@johnochiltree1170]

@@redpanda7967 your comment aged well

[@999samus7]

As someone who's never been in the states... I really like how kind people from Midwest look like

[@dootmcsploot4180]

We have plenty of assholes here too, Charlie's Midwest attitude comes from a good upbringing with loving parents.

[@dystopian2153]

Which is totally true. As a southerner I met so many people from the midwest who came to florida to vacation and have a 2nd home. I worked in insurance for a few years and they were hands down the sweetest besides my irish and Scottish clients. So sweet and patient. I was never yelled at. Now some of the northerners(big city) were monsters. Just impatient rude, cocky, patronizing...

[@999samus7]

@@dystopian2153 worked in customer service through the phone for 5 years, I will always remember how sweet this lady from south dakota was and how rude some people from the big cities can be...

[@cbgbstew4072]

They generally are very kind, yes! Always a bad one here and there but I never realized and appreciated how kind Midwesterners are until I moved to South Florida and encountered the rudest people on the planet.

[@Trueneutral1071]

😁

[@kkmdew09]

Lol I was born on the east coast. Went to high school in Iowa, moved out on my own back to the east coast, and due to rent being outrageous, crime on the rise, etc. I started to miss small town Iowa and moved back a year ago partially because of your videos too and this is SO ACCURATE.

[@axsaffirjs5826]

I'm also a resident of Iowa. We know how it is here LOL although I have to say, over the years, there's been a lot more hostile takeover of assholes in our region than ever before. I guess covid didn't help any.

[@ethanmudd7091]

This is the most accurate representation of an East Coaster I’ve ever seen

[@jbythunter4132]

Not true only one from the new england part of the east coast

[@uhohhotdog]

North East should’ve been specified

[@JD-tn5lz]

I've dealt with alot of tourists up here in Alaska. I'll tell you right now the rudest are the East Coast folks, followed closely by Southern Californians then Chicago

[@TheMastermind729]

I’m from NJ and the driving and overall rudeness was very spot on

[@inconnu4961]

It depends how close to a big city you are! if you are from near Boston, NYC & south west Connecticut and Philly, then yes very accurate portrayal. but if you are further away from THAT hustle & bustle, then we become more human & less crazed! are we as sweet & docile as midwesterners or southerners? No, but not nearly the Massholes that our Boston cousins can be! a lot of that is just the urban, i got-100,000-people-breathing-down-my-neck vibe!

[@MercurialAscent]

I remember when we had a Bostonian over for dinner (I'm in Nebraska) and my mom asked how his food was. He replied with , "I'm gonna have an ulcer, what do you think ? Nah, it was great, it was great" and nobody understood that it was actually a compliment lol. Hell, maybe I still don't understand what he meant haha

[@inconnu4961]

LOL We are used to being looked at like we are stoopid! its ok!

[@mikex3908]

It's a compliment. Bostonians love to bust balls.

[@pazza4555]

​@@mikex3908I bet that's a carryover from Ireland. The more they insult you, the more it means they like you

[@ryans6280]

OMG that's amazing 😅

[@quacklovesparanormal2041]

This was FILLED with excellent one liners. I’ll have to watch it more than once.

[@Anten-Isy]

As a Canadian who now live in Connecticut wow this hit so many bars.

[@inconnu4961]

Another canuck in our area!!! what, is this some kind of invasion?

[@HerrWayne45]

oh lord have mercy on your soul cause our taxes sure as shit won't lmao.

[@x-x101]

"What are you doing? There's no traffic here.." "Oh it's a 4way here" "Those are suggestions..come on go hit the gas" . This dialogue is so spot on. Bravo 👏lads.

[@bradenwhite4952]

“What’s that, the Pacific Ocean?” “No, that’s lake erie”

[@iwinrar5207]

Gross. All about that lake Michigan

[@pinduckyfarms4748]

Erie dose not touch Wisconsin....... not even close

[@xedgelord75x65]

@@iwinrar5207 but the walleye fishing here is great!

[@tarathompson2623]

2:48 the Catholic connection 😂😂😂

[@kellyelliott2264]

😂😂😂😂

[@jamesmeade5490]

“Tod needs to change his outfit because he looks ridiculous.” “Thats actually true.” 🤣

[@YTStoleMyUsername]

The one thing they both agreed on 😂😂😂

[@blessedvirginmaryisqueen8448]

​@@YTStoleMyUsername Besides praying the "Hail Mary"!

[@rebeccahunt1917]

As a Wisconsonite living in Boston for nearly 20 years, this rings so true.

[@garycarpenter2932]

grew up next door in michigan. lived in rhode island for ten years.. i agree.

[@benhallett1537]

As a Bostonian transplant to WI I do concur. The fishing ramble at the end 🤣🤣

[@MysteriousGecko82]

Is it not Wisconsinese?

[@LindaC616]

Grew up on MI, lived in WI 10 years, now 22 yrs in Rhody. I feel like I've found my people

[@thebetatester800]

I'm from the midwest but visited Boston not too long ago. The Uber driver was exactly like this. I'm not Catholic but I was definitely saying a few Hail Marys that day.

[@VeeAmericanEagle]

😂😂😂

[@jameshood4276]

100% accurate re the driving. I've never been more terrified than when driving in Phili, Jersey and Boston

[@millionsofmarks]

I love how, at first, he didn't want to do this "quickie trip" thingy because he's married (and presumably, straight) but then quickly change his mind and willing to do it for an AC. Talk about resolution 😂

[@blessedvirginmaryisqueen8448]

And he thought the Wisconsinian was Jeff Dahmer! Worth the risk for AC!

[@vicinvesta8349]

I think you read it wrong. He assumed that "Kwik Trip" was some kind of brothel, it gets clearer later on when then actually arrive there.

[@Brenden_Simpson]

He's not straight he's normal.

[@smokeyGTO]

I grew up in Boston, living in Columbus. This is the most relatable thing I’ve ever seen in my life. 100% accurate.

[@aaron47596]

Being born in Maine and living in Fargo, this makes perfect sense. I also felt the New England guy's pain.

[@rolfgustavsonmusic]

I’m from Finland but found this utterly hilarious and also relatable in a weird way😂☀️💪🏼✨love these!

[@kawgrath1876]

I moved from Indiana to just outside of Boston in 2018 and this is the most accurate thing I’ve ever seen.

[@JohnDoe-kz4gy]

"That's convincing I woulda thought you were from Southie." I'm dead.

[@jcarry5214]

I bark laughed at that.

[@cbpercy06]

This is one of the best impressions of a Masshole I've ever seen.

[@parallelpinkparakeet]

As someone that moved from the Midwest to the East Coast, I can relate! Past me and current me.

[@daorignaldumbucket]

My best friend moved near me in the upper Midwest from the east coast. This is exactly how things are when we hang out. He gets a real hoot out of Kum & Go's name

[@living4mylord]

😂

[@stjimmy1341]

They're called skeet and yeets actually

[@HH60gPaveHawk]

I literally about crapped my pants when I saw that gas station sign. I was like “who okayed this business decision”

[@abbz7455]

Kum and go is bad enough, but there are actual gas stations in Wyoming called Big D.

[@MarkJ1776]

The gas station in Randolph, MN is called Woody's Pump and Munch.

[@Peace_and_Love_777.....]

I love how they were only able to bond and relate through prayer 🙏

[@Katfancy40]

I almost spit out my drink when he said we're in Canada. 😂 😂 This was a great skit, guys, please do more!!!!!!

[@zachweyrauch2988]

As a canadian i loved the shit about the mounties riding horses. In reality theyre just cops responsible for more woods than most of their american counterparts.

[@ecv03]

I love the fact that there common denominator is Mother Mary. God Bless you guys.

[@joshuaread9366]

“That’s a turn signal” “I don’t like it-it’s annoying me” 😂😂

[@jessi_katya4185]

😅😅😅

[@kellybroady6378]

My Minnesotan parents were on their honeymoon in 1966 and met a couple with a New York accent on a bus, they asked "What country are you from?" As they couldn't understand a word they were saying. We laugh about it to this day.

[@TranquilRelaxationTones]

"Let's roll the dice on this quicky trip" 🤣

[@Mass_hole508]

So I randomly came across this. I'm moving from Brockton MA and I'm currently in up state NY omw to Madison. These videos are hilarious.

[@Darknscary13]

Can't say the masshole's driving is anything but accurate. Nothing like encountering one of them on a twisty rural NH backroad.

[@johnochiltree1170]

Maybe if you guys learned how to drive there wouldn’t be a problem.

[@bustedrav]

I'm from NH and I drive like a masshole 😂

[@biggrocc19]

Massholes 🤝 NJ Dickheads knowing how to drive

[@happyhour7871]

Rural NH backroad during a noreastern blizzard

[@s3ntin3l60]

Just keep this thread going.....it's comedy gold.

[@CRFSUIGENERIS]

An East coaster said Midwesterners were “nice”. I didn’t think anyone could be other than that. I saw the stark difference when I went to Boston lol 😂.

[@DeWin157]

I saw it when I went to Delaware.

[@Effedup]

I was born and raised Philly and then ended up in Madison WI for the past 25 years. When I go back to visit extended family every couple three years it's always such a culture shock with the general malaise of the population that I must have not noticed growing up. I know I'm still a little rough around the edges for a proper Sconnie, blame it on that last little bit of East Coast upbringing still in my system, but WI is my home and always will be. Plus Philly is like, if a stranger tells you to have a nice day, it's more often than not really meant as go set yourself on fire you useless disgrace of a human being lol

[@DeWin157]

@@Effedup I remember those attitudes you mentioned at the end when I lived in Wilmington from 2001 to 2005.

[@mereth13]

Northeasterners are kind but not nice. A lot of the rest of the country is nice but not kind.

[@shaunjohns5987]

You should have told him to not conflate polite with nice, they are two very different things

[@mineduck3050]

"Let me cut him off real quick" valid east coast move. If you show a stronger velocity in a parking lot it will keep people still long enough for you to go. Basic science dudes

[@romulusnr]

Never show weakness in the wild of the highway or you get eaten

[@brendanr1525]

"you can go 20 over the limit!" he knows how to drive 😄

[@NickWright]

Him knowing the hail Mary coming from the capital of Irish, Italians and Portuguese Catholics 😂😂

[@appalachiabrauchfrau]

I'd like to see one with the Our Father and watch em go at it when one starts in on "for thine is the Kingdom," instead of wrapping it up. Or debtors vs trespassers.

[@josepartida1711]

That one cracked me up 😂

[@ChrisCrond]

The guys commitment to the joke not realizing how far the sandbar when out was the purest form of gold

[@danielpenrodii2389]

“Let me give him a little scare here”. That is too accurate!

[@threetreasures7698]

“Think I might have seen a hill back there.” 😂😂.

[@PowerstrokeSynd]

Walleye' "Is that something you can smoke" ? "I usually just deep fry it"..🤣🤣