Wedding Proposals That Went HORRIBLY WRONG - REACTION

[@francoker8603]

When my hubby proposed, he was a shy engineer 40-year-old bachelor. Everyone thought he'd never get married. After dating seriously for over a year, he signed the loan papers for a house. That same night, on the drive back to his place, he nervously took a long time to continue on from the stop sign. Finally he cleared his throat and asked, "Would you live in the house with me - after we get married?" I quite happily said "Yes!" And here we are . . 33 years later, still laughing and loving together.

[@lydiamartinelli3269]

That's so adorable I wish you all the best!

[@rustinstardust2094]

That's really sweet!

[@Hunlover123601]

aahhhwwww ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@ambientacademy]

that's so sweet 🥲🥰

[@nadiae7653]

The dream ❤️ You two are lucky.

[@catjudo1]

During WWII, my grandfather, a dirt poor Tennessee farm boy turned Army Air Corp ferry command pilot, met my grandmother. He proposed to her with a ring made of barbed wire from his farm. He de-rusted the metal and polished it to a shine, then polished and soldered a single stainless steel ball bearing to the wire. He used a small amount of clear coat from the air base he flew out of to keep it from rusting again and on the next leave he proposed. She wore it until she died almost 70 years later, still married to my grandfather. When he had more money later in life, he bought her a proper ring with a diamond, but she never took off the barbed wire ring, just moved it to her right hand instead.

[@coffeeplease7924]

This is so sweet! Your grandparents sound like amazing people and they were truly in love! I don't think I would have taken the barbed wire ring off either! 💘

[@KitsuneAdorable]

❤️❤️

[@Anyone-c7j]

Awwwwwwww!🥰so sweet!

[@Haley_Alexis99]

IM. CRYING.

[@bernicemakeupartist8257]

LITERALLY CRYING OVER THIS....

[@janetnwonderland]

These folks were lucky. My boyfriend and I were in an argument and he yelled, "we might as well get f****n' married, we fight like a married a couple." I was p'od so I shouted back, "we might as well." To which he responded, "then we'll get f****n' married." I yelled "Fine! Then that's what we'll do." And I stormed out of the room slamming the door behind me. We never discussed the argument. And neither one of us would back down from our bluff. Next thing I know, we actually got married. Thirty years, three kids, and eight grandkids later, we are still together and surprisingly in love. Hahaha But what I wouldn't do for an actual proposal or big wedding. I'd take any one of those goofy proposals.

[@RedRoseSeptember22]

That's actually hilarious and cute lol XD

[@gabriellevalentino7319]

I'm not gonna lie this is adorable

[@Digmer]

thats how you keep the sparks flying.

[@kimberlyh.1090]

That's fucking awesome.

[@undomiel466]

It seems the scene from a movie lol

[@jess.0J]

My now husband slipped off my promise ring and put on my engagement ring while I was asleep. When I woke up I noticed a different feeling on my finger looked down, saw the ring, looked up and he was at our bed on one knee proposing. It was adorable. We’ve been married for 15 years.

[@violetsanddragons]

Awwwww that's so cute

[@jodie1556]

I love that 😊

[@timothyclark803]

"He proposed after my brother's funeral" Congradolences!

[@delainedelta5854]

😂

[@kelleychicago8251]

😂😂😂

[@EvanSawyer4]

Condotulations!

[@kattywalmer2005]

Oh boy, this is golden 🤣😂

[@nowaylaowai204]

Congradolences is what I'm gonna start saying in situations like this!!!

[@forgenorman3025]

If you haven't discussed marriage with your partner and know you're on the same page, don't do a public proposal. Not only can it be embarrassing but you're putting the other person on the spot if they weren't expecting it and they can feel pressure to say yes, unfortunately some people use that as a manipulation tactic. WHEN the proposal happens should be the surprise.

[@telise8730]

I can't stand public proposals in general, and glad my husband is not the type of guy to try to do that. I hate when I'm the center of attention, but also I'm just uncomftorable when people decide to do this stuff publicly. Make it a special moment between the two of you, why get a bunch of strangers involved?? I just don't get the appeal at all...

[@LiL.Pixxie]

@@telise8730 you too? I feel super awkward when everyone is staring at me. Years before my husband and I got together I had dated a guy for a few years and one night we went to dinner with all our friends. When the appetizers came he stopped everybody and got down on one knee and proposed. While it was sweet and I said yes, I was mortified. Everybody was staring at me and I already have super insecurities and body/face dysmorphia. When we came home he apologized and told me he just wanted me to feel good about how special I am 😭

[@samaromer8342]

YES be like Jim from the office

[@welcome2myhappyworld]

This. I personally made it very clear to my fiance that I would really love a public proposal because I would want candid photos and it would be nice if my friends/family were there. But it was under no circumstances to happen at someone else's wedding/birthday/event.

[@captaincaptain2128]

"Wanna hear a joke?" "Sure" "A Florida man." "...I don't get it, what's the joke?" "That's it, that's the joke."

[@iguanawannagonna8488]

Love it, you should look into the business of stand up comedy!

[@itisicountolaf.yournewguar6111]

😆

[@RedRoseSeptember22]

Yeah I immediately laughed when it said Florida man :D

[@cowel8734]

As a floridian i dont think im crazy, But there is some odd stuff that happens. Fruits and nuts ripen in the sun 🌞

[@artedejali]

@@cowel8734 and the humidity 😺

[@DytchWytch]

My folks met on a blind date. Second date, when dad was dropping mom off at home, dad proposed, "Joan, would you consider marrying me?" She told him, "you're crazier than hell! You don't know anything about me!" Dad, "I know enough. " he persevered, to my great appreciation. They made it to 40 years, before we lost my dad.

[@cindypicadomolina7814]

Cutest story and I'm sorry for your loss, he sounded like a great man

[@DytchWytch]

@@cindypicadomolina7814 best dad, ever. :D

[@Shrimpyyyyyyyy]

That’s so sweet. My husband told me after our second date that he loved me 🤣 I was like oh geez um thanks! Almost scared me away but I felt it too and we’ve been together 12 years now 😊

[@EH23831]

Awww! 🥺

[@AfrodityJones]

Love the story; so sorry for your loss.

[@lounakin]

My partner proposed to me about 15 years ago (we never bothered to get married) and he knows I don't like rings but I am a musician so he proposed with a full size keyboard balanced on his knee!

[@sohyangworld1544]

Why don't you get married?

[@ahappilydrunkpuppy8961]

Thats all the proposal i would need

[@navygirl20091]

I mean, what was the point in proposing if you weren’t actually going to get married?

[@blobster91]

Why propose if you weren't getting married?

[@lounakin]

@@blobster91 We were planning on it but we were young and we quickly realised that it was a lot more effort than it was worth for us. 20 years later we're thinking of a quick signature at the registery for the sake of our daughter.

[@cml4914]

The idea of being proposed to in public makes me want to fake my own death.

[@colorcutie97]

Unless its somewhere where I can get free food as a "congratulations" then I dont want it

[@iplayloud2]

The idea of getting married in public gives the same reaction to alot of guy.

[@UldAses]

It put pressure to answer yes too. You're in the middle of a public place, people are looking at you and probably smiling because, it's a marriage proposal, and if you said no, you can be seen like a jerk or something for breaking the other one heart. Definitely no wedding for me and even if I wanted one, no public proposition.

[@kristyflattley9521]

Totally agree

[@froggysoup420]

literally i would crumble into pieces

[@vidoexperience8112]

My dad proposed to his fourth wife by calling the radio station and getting her favourite dj to say a lovely speech over the air. They even set it up so that dad had a camera in his car to film the reaction. Then there was a little party for them at the station. It was really quite sweet. And it must have worked- they're still married! Haha

[@christinaw.7071]

To be fair, he had enough tries to practice🤷🏻‍♀️ But yes, it was a really cute way to ask😄

[@RedRoseSeptember22]

Awww how cute!!!

[@CharlotteDobre]

That’s so cute!! 😍

[@tiisetsothato9082]

He must really like being married. Fourth?? But yes very cute proposal.

[@hissyfitz7890]

@@tiisetsothato9082 - Know a woman in her 90’s that’s been widowed 5 times! Just saying…

[@Pinkles666]

When we first met, I went on a rant about how I didn’t like big fancy proposals - because I felt like I’d see it coming and I just love surprises. He proposed to me while I was unpacking groceries in the kitchen 😂 I turned around to put away the bread and there he was, down on one knee right by the fridge. Lol definitely a surprise and I wouldn’t change my random proposal for anything.

[@amstreater]

One of my favourite TV proposals is in ER when a character moves into a house with his partner. He tells her to open the fridge and look in the icebox and the ring is in there. It was unique and really wholesome and also punny (icebox, get it?)

[@edwardmejia4135]

my husband did the same, only he did it while I was talking about all the types of breads that were in Walmart, when I turned around he was already tired of being on one knee and when I saw him I just said yes

[@robinknight2251]

My husband proposed to me at Dave and Busters by asking me if I would ever take his name, it's Knight, my name is Robin, I am a fan of Batman. I geeked out for about 15 minutes about how cool it would be to be Robin Knight... then I realized that he was proposing. It is indicative of our relationship. I wouldn't change a thing.

[@vilena5308]

As a big fan of Batman I thoroughly empathize with your geekout.

[@11AceHearts11]

@@vilena5308 Same! I got so excited for her as I read it imagining it play out. Being so excited about the prospect of the name alone then realizing JUST WHAT he meant.. I wish you many prosperous and happy treats together. (Should be years, but it autocorrected and I like it better.)

[@suonatar1]

😄😄 Must've been awesome to realize that. I'm happy for you 🎊🌹

[@vixenpc7874]

Try having the first name Crystal and being in love with a man who's last name is Glass. Love it lol..

[@remchaill9898]

@@vixenpc7874 Better than if his last name was Ball.

[@sashabarnett8402]

The way my husband proposed. We were fishing and he had me reel in his line and he started yelling oh no oh shit etc then yells your ring was on my line! Me confused I just say what and he yells back I was going to ask you to marry me. Your engagement ring was on their and it’s gone! So while I’m staring at the water like wtf is happening he pulls the ring out of his pocket and got down on his need. I shoved him over but I said yes😂

[@ninesmadrid4057]

😂😂😂💋😂

[@Anyone-c7j]

You didn't shove him out the boat, did you? 😅 cute story tho❤🎣💍

[@mariahp.6993]

She’s married currently. He’s asking a currently married woman to marry him the day after her divorce is final 😂😂

[@syenite]

My state requires you be separate from your current spouse for two years before you can even file (except in cases of domestic violence), and it can take 3 years then for the divorce proceedings to happen. A new romance can definitely happen during that time. I was definitely asked the same question!

[@chriscode6431]

@@syenite Pennsylvania?

[@rosajimenez7777]

correct, except terrible writing "the day after your divorce is final" lucky girl.

[@theducklinghomesteadandgar6639]

They likely met or got together after separating and/or after she filed for divorce, or the divorce has been granted but she can't get married until....depending on the state. Apparently Pennsylvania is a 2 year wait, Oklahoma and Arkansas, it's a 6 month wait after the divorce is granted before someone can remarry. They could except a proposal after the granting and then be engaged while waiting through the waiting period, then marry the day after the waiting period. LOL!!!

[@Cynararose]

Yeah my mom was separated from her ex husband for over two years and she got married to my father a few months after the divorce was final (over 3 years from when they separated) my mother and father have been married for 37 years this year so it worked out well for them. Sometimes divorces just take forever- my SiL her divorce just took over 3 years but that’s because her ex was playing Bull shit games.

[@jujubee8610]

My cutie pie hubby, was on his laptop looking up wedding rings and asking me the weirdest questions; like my friends girlfriend has the same size hands as you what ring size are you? My friend wanted to know where was a good place to propose and what kind of ring do yiu think ahe would like? I figured it out pretty quickly that this was all for me . So long story short I picked out my own ring, my own proposal site and date (I also wore the ring for like 3 days before he proposed because he couldnt wait to show me) I love him alot hes the best, he wanted to make sure that everything was perfect for me, and it was.

[@CamazonPrime]

When my hubby proposed, it was in a pretty gazebo but he forgot everything he wanted to say 😭. So he nervously scrambled some really sweet things together and when he was asking and opened the ring box, the ring fell out! It bounced several time before jumping into a bush and after we laughed our faces off, he reset himself, then formally proposed. Right after we hugged and kissed we turned around, a family of ten came down the pathway singing Christmas carols and congratulated us (it was Christmastime). So nerdy and random and perfect for us 😂🥰

[@cindypicadomolina7814]

That's so cute!!!

[@suonatar1]

Yay! 🎊 It's good to have a distance to your mistakes.

[@hailtothevic]

That's so sweet😍🥰😻👍

[@Ashenicky2009]

Lol aww. That's so cute! I wish I was proposed to like that, but it was in a van.... I still said yes but I wish it was romantic lol

[@Anyone-c7j]

Sounds like a Hallmark movie lol

[@MCLT4Ever]

My husband and I were sitting on a bench after knowing each other 6 months ... and he simply said “I think it’s a good idea if we get married.” And that was that. He didn’t have ring or anything. He simply continued to elaborate why exactly he thinks it would be a good idea. I was shocked 😂 and asked him if I had to say yes or no because he didn’t ask any question. We agreed to get married but to wait another year at least until the wedding. Even though I felt like that proposal was HORRIBLE it doesn’t matter because we are happily married for two years now and that’s all that matters 😂

[@opalviking]

The “when divorce is final” one’s translation: ... once the previous marriage is officially over, please marry me

[@CharlotteDobre]

OH THANK YOU I LOVE YOU 😂

[@raimeyewens7518]

That’s what I thought too.

[@Hawk1966]

Poor Charlotte. . .

[@ThePanuccio]

Naked divorce procedures?

[@MGC-XIII]

Yeah it's the side man proposing to her...

[@andrealinder86]

My now husband kept the ring in his wallet and one day it fell out while he was working on the computer. He thought I had seen so he just handed it to me and didn’t ask anything, didn’t look at me, nothing. When I asked him what the ring was for he just said “you know”. Been married for 11 years. 🤣

[@sophievanderbilt1325]

Oof

[@Shrimpyyyyyyyy]

My husband was very nervous to propose even though we had talked about it, loved each other very much and bought the ring together haha all he had to do was ask, and he was taking ages so I asked him if everything was alright, he said he was just nervous, so I said let’s go to the beach tomorrow, just you and me and if you want you can ask me there? And that’s what we did, went to a secluded beach, went for a swim and then he asked me and I said yes. Been together for 12 years now and are very much in love! Some guys just get nervous.

[@alexia3552]

aww

[@nicoleh1680]

That's sweet.

[@huntress617]

Oooh... I would say no, you seriuosly didn't made him say that? That's not a proposal 😂

[@katharineoneill3892]

My fella said to me 'I don't want you to be my girlfriend anymore', paused for a beat too long to let that sink in before saying 'I want you to be my fiancee'.

[@sopcannon]

Thats ok I proposed whilst on top of my wife, strangely we are not together any more.

[@laguvids]

Aawww ... nice.

[@greecegreece2022]

@@sopcannon Now, that's weird!🤔

[@DeaDoubleU]

🤣 That's hilariously awful.

[@llamasugar5478]

For everyone who says, “Just don’t propose to me while I’m on the throne” . . . How about just after you got done *cleaning* the throne(s)? My boyfriend came to uni for a weekend visit. He arrived Friday night, and I had just got done working-cleaning the restrooms in the Student Union. I was in jeans and sweatshirt and had my hair tied back with a bandanna. He asked if I wanted my birthday present right then, or the next day, and of course I said, “Now.” It was a proposal and a ring. We did go to a sweet little French cafe for lunch on Saturday. (April, 1989. 💐 Married May 26, 1990)

[@DrT0705]

In the unlikely event someone proposes to me by hiding the ring in some foodstuff, we run the risk of me eating it if I don't first hear the words "Will you marry me?". I love to eat!

[@RedRoseSeptember22]

Same lol.

[@andromeda156]

Well, it'll come out eventually...

[@robertravena]

There is NO American guy who could EVER pee in the snow in almost perfect cursive. drunk or sober.

[@dreaminlayers]

Agreed lol

[@dreaminlayers]

Unless they have a catheter...

[@terrirobinson3876]

My 33 year old son said, "hold my beer"

[@wlenore8071]

I thought the exact same thing!

[@OmniscientlyMe]

Never mind having a bladder big enough to produce an entire sentence at that font size.

[@catbuthuman]

If a proposal doesn’t involve a potato with “will you marry me?” written on it being given to the person being proposed to, it’s a fail in my book 😂

[@BigDave423AAAO]

Since Charlotte likes to smoke weed, it should be done with a baked potato. 😜

[@SteinerSE]

Spelled out in fries maybe?

[@catbuthuman]

@@BigDave423AAAO that’d get a yes from me lol

[@catbuthuman]

@@SteinerSE it depends on where the fries are from.

[@sapphirecamui6447]

I liked the Nutella one, personally. Just, i wish he wasn't covered in it, lol ;p

[@TeamScorpioRI]

I went really basic with mine. Christmas Eve we were exchanging presents, just the 2 of us in our apartment, before heading to her parents for dinner. I let her open all of her gifts (basic stuff) and then told her I had one more present for her, but it was a surprise so she had to close her eyes. She did so, and I pulled out the ring and got down on one knee and told her to open them. The look on her face is something I will remember forever. I strive to make her smile like that every day. Its been over 20 years since that day. Sometimes I think I should have done something more public, or with her family around, but this felt right.

[@mazmellem2773]

Perhaps the stack of cash was an indication he's on his way to buy an engagement ring?

[@oranjmusemeyer968]

That's what I thought!

[@BearPawSwipe]

Yes...that is what it was. I don't know how that was missed lol.

[@iguanawannagonna8488]

I thought he just robbed the bank for the last time cuz he was talking about righting his mistakes. Aww love does conquer all.

[@SatumangoTheGreat]

It looks like Benjamin Franklin has his own opninion about that wedding though. Judging by his expression...

[@suonatar1]

Shouldn't it have that "bank-wrapper" (what the hell is it called)? It makes me think he just put a Benjamin on a stack of paper to lure her into saying "yes"

[@jenniferlancaster7040]

My husband proposed in the morning when we woke up and were talking about "when we have a house" and he got up and said, "Well this isn't how I planned it but..." then got the his mother's ring, got on his knee, and said, "This is a promise until we can get you your own." Swoon. We've been together 17 years!

[@katherineunsworth5170]

When she said she wanted her ring in a cheeseburger, I literally freaked out! “Not in it! You might choke! ON TOP!!

[@Acidfunkish]

You won't choke. That's why crap like pen lids have holes in them.

[@aviolet3981]

Same, Charlotte would swallow it without noticing and spend 3 hours saying What? Did I miss something? What did I miss?

[@MelissaJetzt]

My husband proposed to me while we were visiting a beautiful canyon on a lake in Macedonia. We took a private boat ride to this one colorfully lit cave and he proposed to me there. Wasn’t planned but it was great. I HATE public proposals because (1) someone shouldn’t be in a situation where they feel forced to say yes and (2) it’s just tacky af.

[@Kayenne54]

If you need the crowd to force a "yes" then the other person should automatically say "no" on principle. Though some folks love public attention...there is that.

[@cherinoelke]

I would think the guy smart enough to ask you to marry him would put the ring around a french fry, instead of on the cheeseburger. You are the Potato Queen after all!

[@emilyspector2728]

Baked potato …..loaded one and have the ring on top. Lol

[@cherinoelke]

@@emilyspector2728 even better! oh shit now I want a baked potato!

[@dreaminlayers]

Slick hehe how is she single?

[@stephanies3246]

I think the burger container is supposed to look like a giant ring box.

[@whatsername1180]

My husband proposed to me at the movie theater at the midnight showing of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 2, in front of everyone. Best night ever.

[@dhanuw1611]

anybody else likes the way she says "hey everybody". 🙋

[@Trista072]

🙋‍♀️ YAAASS!!

[@sophiezhng6500]

Instantly brightens up my day 💛

[@bensmith7932]

I say it around the house now, and my girl makes fun of me..lol

[@CharlotteDobre]

HEH EVREHBODEH

[@bensmith7932]

Does anybody else think that picture of her during the "please stand by" screen is adorable?

[@AngelaEAwesome]

People should start writing “will you marry me” on random dirty vehicles. Stir some shit up I also think a lot of these are cute. When people love each other they should do whatever appeals to them. Maybe not tagging tonnes of unrelated people though

[@SwtGrnEyed86]

Yes! That would be fun! Kinda like throwing random stuff in stranger's shopping carts at walmart and stalking them to the checkout to await their reaction... so I've been told.

[@zfchaudhry1302]

I love the vibe that I get from Charlotte.... I need to soak in all the positivity from her as it makes my day more happy ☺️

[@CharlotteDobre]

☀️

[@zfchaudhry1302]

Oh my....😍😘. You just made my day!!!!!

[@laurenbossanova3188]

Same

[@babygirlyholmes4984]

He was gonna propose to me at a restaurant but my ex boyfriend was at the same restaurant and he just didn’t wanna have him there so we went to a bowling alley after with my brother and he proposed there ❤️ wouldn’t change it for the world! married in 2020 baby boy due September 2021❤️❤️❤️

[@colorcutie97]

This is sweet, major congrats! Wishing all three of you the absolute best!

[@UnityDoesWhatever]

I love the horrible wedding videos, it’s like a guilty pleasure to hear the crazy and terrible stories haha.

[@joo069]

Guy getting tased: "My girlfriend gave me the wrong address!" Random naked chick on Only Fans: "Of course I gave you the wrong address, you creep!"

[@mellvee]

My hubby and I drank too much one night, he wrote it on a napkin, and I checked "yes". Lol. We were basically kids back then but have now been together 23 years and have raised two sons to adulthood together. Our 22nd wedding anniversary is next month, and he's still the best human being I've ever known. He's also still quite attractive...so that doesn't hurt lol!

[@saroshsiddique8563]

Lettuce rolls

[@nathatleue]

why did i read this as “23 kids”

[@nataliesue2485]

Mine didn't propose, he just knocked me up and we had the "what do you want to do?" conversation. 🤷🏼‍♀️ It used to bother me but I finally realized what matters most is our life together. ☺️❤️ We now have 3 wonderful and exhausting boys. 😁 🤣 Been married 10 1/2 yrs so far.☺️

[@Kristen242008]

My husband proposed to me at a small lake near his house. We were laying in the bed of his truck, stargazing. It was romantic, but I tell you, the bed of a truck is uncomfortable as heck! He did lay down blankets, but they didn't help much lol. (I said yes, obviously lol.)

[@Just1Nora]

Yo...you get an inflatable air mattress for truck beds or a foam pad for that shit, or put the blankets on the ground. I've got a truck and the beds are HELLA uncomfortable!

[@stephaniecurrslife6301]

See my hubby was SUPER adorable when he proposed, wrote "Will you marry me?" in the sand on the beach and it was last minute so he used a shell since he didn't have a ring (he grabbed the shell in the water, dropped it, almost lost it but barely caught it, then decide he didn't want me to get away/slip through his fingers), but the thing is I thought he was joking. My response was: "Seriously...?" 🙄 "Yes." 😟 "No like seriously seriously." 🤨 ".... Yes!" 🧐 🥺 "Oh MY GOSH SERIOUSLY???!!!!" 😃 *proceeded to jump on him* Two kids and a little over two weeks shy of nine years and this man has still stuck with my crazy butt. 💖

[@benjalucian1515]

A friend had her boyfriend and a local comedian come to our place of work and do a skit prior to offering the ring. She said "maybe". It was pretty awkward when a girl is waffling and the guy is pushing and using public pressure to get her to say yes. He gave her the ring and she put it on her right hand. Her instincts were right. She eventually married him, then divorced him a few years later.

[@benjalucian1515]

@@XOChristianaNicole - amen to that.

[@pinkeysherbet7249]

I’m always gunning for you Charlotte! I seriously hope you get the love of your life, you deserve it so much 💜

[@shinumi85]

... I proposed to my husband one day during an argument, it was "Ok, fuck it, let's get married, you're not getting away" and he never tires of reminding me it was me who proposed every time I complained that I shouldn't have said yes... (don't be fooled, we love each other to bits, it's just that I'm horribly jealous that my cat likes him better)

[@livelysally4326]

Love that!

[@cindypicadomolina7814]

That's cute XD

[@emilyspector2728]

Awesome! And you can remind him “well yeah! And you accepted!”

[@annyeonghaseyoclownimnida7987]

Lmfaooooo that's so cute!!

[@InteriorDesignStudent]

Any story that begins with "Florida man" is guaranteed to be funny, a head-scratcher, infuriating, or facepalm worthy.

[@Just1Nora]

I mean, it's Florida! 😂

[@victoriahoward8244]

True Dat

[@thetardyowlvg9155]

Or a mix of all of that

[@EH23831]

“Florida man tasered”is next level excellent

[@boatknight2246]

I love the Journey Charlotte goes on when she tries to identify what nonsense is going on in a picture ha ha

[@jjaystar94]

My proposal wasn't a big grand thing. We had talked about getting engaged for a while, and one night I told him, "we should just get engaged". And he asked me "are you sure?" I said, "yeah", and he pulled out a ring from his closet and proposed to me at the foot of his bed. I was surprised and overjoyed

[@DeaDoubleU]

If he had the ring, then he has something planned. It's still cute though. You were definitely on the same page.

[@jjaystar94]

@@DeaDoubleU I later found out that he planned to propose to me twice before and both failed! The first one failed because the ring wasn't ready (was gonna propose on my bday) and the second failed because he was going to propose on a special date for us (my grandfather's funeral was the day before). So after those two failed attempts he just went for it!

[@eds_kati]

My husband didn't propose. We discussed marriage and decided we should just do it since we'd been together four years already...It was a romantic conversation. We got married 3 weeks later 3/29/21 😂

[@jdal9324]

Congratulations

[@eds_kati]

@@jdal9324 Thanks :D

[@me2ontube]

are you guys accountants or something 😆

[@eds_kati]

@@me2ontube Nope. Although I have considered being the none math variety sort of accountant 😂

[@me2ontube]

@@eds_kati lol good 1 😆 - you n me both

[@lotopauankaz.4500]

“When YOUR divorce is finalized”. She’s still married to someone else xD

[@corinnegivens8547]

My boyfriend of 16 yrs left our house Saturday morning & he didn't make it a mile down the road before he was hit on his motorcycle. They hit him & left him there like a piece of trash. I had to say goodbye to him yesterday. I held his hand & layed my head on his chest as the priest administered the last rites. I felt him drift away. I don't know why I'm writing this but I don't know what I'm doing right now. I can't go on without him. I'm want to stop the chemo & all of the meds there's nothing left for me here. I can't do this I don't understand

[@kittykit210]

Dont stop chemo, you must continue and reach out to your family. FAMILY will give the best emotional support, which is what you need right now. Also dont be a afraid of reaching out to an emotional support group they really do help.

[@suzi_mai]

This is the saddest thing I have ever heard! Sending comfort to you from Singapore.

[@Trista072]

Oh, honey. My heart is broken for you. I can't imagine what you're going through. I've been with my fiance for 29 years. So, I can't imagine how you're coping. Don't give in, call a family member, call a friend or call a local counseling facility. Someone will be there to listen to you and to love you. I'll definitely remember you in my prayers.

[@corinnegivens8547]

There's no point. I can't be here without him. I can't do this I can't live without him

[@corinnegivens8547]

I don't understand Why why did he have to be taken from me I loved him since the day I met him. To know I will never see him again talk to him again hug & kiss him again it's killing me I miss him so fucking much it physically hurts I just want him back I want him fucking back I don't understand why why why him why

[@althealee9375]

The Dunkin’ Donuts near my high school had an electronic marquee on their sign and a guy had them write a girl’s name and “Will you go to prom with me?” On it and I got to see the reaction; so cute!!

[@Fran_Glass]

Yeah the prom proposals are often so cute. We didn't do that when I was in high school.

[@aprilwilson102]

I got chores to do but Charlotte's more important

[@Trista072]

Charlotte is priorities!!

[@aprilwilson102]

@@Trista072 most definitely

[@Lifeisforonce]

I was in the back garden my husband got down on one knee, I dragged him up and said: What u doing. Then suddenly realised I had ruined a special moment. Just like me. 11 years later still happily married 🥰

[@c0rn367]

I was watching you out in the living room with my mom, but my headphones were too loud and my mum heard your laugh and she said “Who is that? Their laugh is amazing!” 😂😂

[@suonatar1]

True

[@mariadnan8803]

I literally just found you the other day and I’m low key OBSESSED with your facial expressions 😍 u have a beautiful personality and I could honestly watch you react allllll day long 😘😁☺️

[@taraleblanc7494]

I’m with you there charlotte…I’d take any marriage proposal over none lol. My only standard is do not propose to me while I’m on the throne 🚽 lol

[@alexia3552]

What if they're on the throne

[@guillater]

"Id take any proposal over none". That hits 🤭😅

[@craigusselman546]

Florida man....right away means comedy.

[@ashh4929]

Extra hilarity points for *naked* Florida man. 😂

[@paleflower]

Anybody else notice that the naked proposal by “Thomas Edwards” story was written by someone called “David Edwards”, it was it just me? 😂

[@JS-iu6wk]

Yes I did notice that!

[@anahihern1]

"HEY EVERYBODY" sounds great in the morning

[@candicemonique5927]

That's not a beer belly, that is a fat back. The words are written in ketchup, mustard, and something else. 😂🤣😂🤣

[@kevinmcdonald8049]

Take it from me, no mans pee-pee penmanship is that legible. Trust me.

[@Bayloy]

Pee-pee penmanship!!!! 👏👏👏👏👏 Thank you for that excellent gem this morning 😂😂😂

[@hollietapper]

wouldn't it just be easier to say peemanship?

[@michaelwalton7066]

Urinescript?🤔

[@boogiebear3095]

Nice one, and yeah, it look too nice. Cursive as well 🤔

[@chriscode6431]

I feel like this should be a reddit comment somewhere where it can start a train of replies that will keep me laughing for atleast an hour.

[@tabz1106]

The background music came through at the perfect time at 7:09 to match the awkward silence...editing skills👌🏽nice

[@laowaistudieschina7470]

Sounds like there's never a dull moment in Florida.

[@ShanniBananni]

Florida makes New York look like Connecticut.

[@AoiOkami]

I found your channel yesterday and I just wanted to let you know that I love your personality xD It's so funny to watch you and it brings a smile to my face. Thank you!

[@AimeeAimee444]

Trust me, I currently live in Florida and they deserve every joke coming. (*disclaimer, here as caretaker of elderly parents)

[@sweett2924]

Same...if my fam wasn't down here, I would move back up north. Though Ohio isnt much better. Lol

[@kimberlyh.1090]

True. As a native (2nd generation born and raised) I just want more distinction between the transplants and native, lol.

[@chriscode6431]

😂😂 you need a disclaimer. I went to navy a school in Pensacola before Florida man was a thing lol.

[@chriscode6431]

@@sweett2924 babe, it's cold up here. Don't do that.

[@sweett2924]

@@chriscode6431 I like cold weather. I look good in a sweater. Lol plus, no ohio man jokes.....yet.

[@BookReviewsWithBecky]

Yes! My husband of 19 years, proposed to me in the Hallmark store where I was working at the time, because it was the place we first met and had both felt instant attraction! It was so sweet and romantic! The significance to the couple is what makes a spot romantic. Thanks for mentioning that. I enjoy these videos so much! The naked proposal guy was so hilarious!

[@liv1707]

I just discovered Charlotte’s channel a couple of days ago and watching her channel is pretty much all I’ve done since. Anyone else? Thank you Charlotte the hilarious content making lockdown much more tolerable! 😊😊

[@delainedelta5854]

That Nutella guy 🤣 I.. I can't 😂🤦🏼‍♀️

[@-Devy-]

That's not an udder, that's a teat.

[@CharlotteDobre]

NO U 🙃

[@dollface2917]

@The Maelström Wait, am I being thick? Is teat prounced tit in America? 😧

[@dancinwithademon]

@@dollface2917 No, teat is actually pronounced teat. The reason it is the teat is because it is only one of them. The udder is the whole thing. The teats and all. Just like with the breats you have a nipple. The udder you have a teat.

[@iguanawannagonna8488]

@@dancinwithademon Really? I didn't know that. Thank you for the explanation, I love education.

[@iguanawannagonna8488]

@The Maelström What?!? Yes, you can. Then I can't say tit for tat?

[@angelamonahan2573]

Tell me you're Canadian without telling me you're Canadian. Charlotte ( @4:02 ) : "He just couldn't wait, ay?" 😄😂 💜

[@ivynewmoon]

I love these horror stories 😂 Instagram gives you only the nice and sweet but queen Charlotte gives to bad and ugly - the dose of reality we all need 😂

[@roguenrawwellness7682]

Hahaha the Big Mac and Taco Bell proposals had me dying hahaha. And that Dunkin sign🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥲

[@cheermomcoach]

Early club!! You know it’s gonna be good when it starts with “ a Florida man…” lol!!

[@seganaleqa]

I’m so glad your channel showed up in my recommended, I love you videos! I also love that you repeatedly defend what some people will make fun of. All that truly counts is that the couple is happy, we never know what significance is behind proposals we see online. ☺️

[@kaoutermouslimhaliba7145]

Man the proposal through a text that turned out into a break up ,also through text, was rough! My reaction was the exact reaction Charlotte had!!

[@Andrea_Kelly]

7:01 My exact reaction when Charlotte read Rupert's texts. That gasp of surprise. Yeah. Poor Rupert.

[@aliensoapmonkey4417]

I mean the urination is gross but you have to admit his writing is impressive Clearly not his first time drawing with the yellow snow The cow says “This is uncomfortable but I am happy to be a part of this”

[@aliensoapmonkey4417]

If he is that precise in bed they might want to double up on preventive measures Lol

[@ChinchillaQueen]

I too was both impressed and disturbed by that ability to write so precisely in the snow like that

[@undomiel466]

But it's really possible or there is a trick? I'm a girl, I know nothing about this special feature of human nature

[@dalpz205]

Surely this is Rigid Tony from yesterday's video

[@cortney3798]

@@undomiel466 it’s snow paint. I assume they realized it looked like piss after and made a funny lol

[@weekendnomad5038]

10:12 lmao a nuggie?!? I would love this !! 😂🤣😂

[@Neveia]

My husband proposed at a State Park that was by my parent's house. It was the same park we visited when we first started hanging out, took pictures for our six month anniversary which we were all dressed up for, and he asked in the same spot we took those pictures. ☺️❤️ It was during the Fall so the trees were full of color which reflected off the lake. We already talked about it but I just didn't know when or where. I was definitely surprised!

[@InteriorDesignStudent]

You had formal pictures taken for your halfiversary of dating?

[@Neveia]

@@InteriorDesignStudent Not professionally done or anything. Went out to eat at a fancy restaurant so we dressed up.

[@aryabolton2949]

Lol I love the bwaaa! Sound! It's 7 in the morning, my man is asleep next to me, and I can't believe I haven't woken him up! This video had me geekin yall! Then the BWAAA! Sound at the end did me in!!!! Charlotte you kill me I love it!

[@icarusbinns3156]

When my dad first proposed to my mom, the story goes, she burst into tears, slapped him, and told him to never ask again. Six months later, and about three more repeats of this, she realized he was serious (kept using the same ring) and finally said yes. They just had their 31st anniversary. Although we all still laugh about the 25th anniversary. Sis and I were just done with waiting for food to cook in the microwave (popcorn is not supposed to take six minutes!) So… we bought them a new microwave. It’s taken all this time to retrain Dad on how fast a microwave heats things up!

[@emilyfogerty6438]

Ngl, it was an adjustment to have things heat up in a single minute. It was weird. Popcorn takes 1:45 now. Told my mom to do it that long and she looked at me funny because no way popcorn can be done in less than two minutes. Promptly burned it. Point proven.

[@curleyqreviews9793]

When I see a Walmart proposal, I always picture her saying yes and the man reaching over to the jewelry counter and putting it back

[@dennisainsworth3912]

My Step-Daughter said "Why don't you 2 get married" and I answered with "I'd better get a suit then shouldn't I" 28 years later we are still together

[@mzsarable]

CHARLOTTE! The proposal that is written on the person who's passed out? The dude wrote will you marry me on the GIRLS back while she was passed out

[@simoneandreassen9052]

My husband proposed to me on my 22 birthday, after I had spent a month in a coma, in front of our son my mom, sister and her two kids, along with two nurses, in the family room at the hospital, I couldn't say yes because I hade a breathing tube in my throat but i nodded, the day after I was put in a coma for an extra month but four years later we are married and I'm out of the hospital most of the time 😅❤️❤️

[@marisa6822]

The cow reminds me of the Simpson’s episode with Lisa’s proposal 😂 “Go to plan B…”

[@esckeenyah]

My marriage proposal also went wrong. At the time we had been dating for almost 7 years and living together for 2. I was expecting him to propose me during Christmas because he was trying to get the size of my fingers using a string 😂😂 Christmas went by, then Valentines Day.. and nothing. During Easter I was so frustrated that I yelled at him and cried. I wanted to break up. Then he showed me the ring and asked the question. I was at the same time happy and really furious. I wanted to smacked him with this ring and at the same time put it on my finger. When I finally calmed down I said yes. But his "string metod" sucked. He bought me ring in the size 24 (EU) while I have 14 😉 so we had to change it. But now we are 5 years married, have a wonderful 4 yo daughter and are still very happy together, so f*ck the proposal. What matters is love. Peace✌️

[@kaoutermouslimhaliba7145]

Fuck the proposal now that you have it. But at the time you were mad. I am happy you got what you wanted ,a marriage.

[@benjalucian1515]

Jeez, if you wanted to be married, you should have been expecting a proposal by year 2.

[@esckeenyah]

@@benjalucian1515 not really. We've been dating since we were 19.

[@kaoutermouslimhaliba7145]

@@benjalucian1515 The time for waiting is not the problem for me. She waited seven years and when he is finally sort of arranging things to give her a.great proposal she yells and loses the.patience. After seven years how could you not wait a little bit more ? I just don't get it. You had all the evidence he was planning stuff.

[@esckeenyah]

You obviously never been in a such a long relationship. You have no idea how I felt during the previous years when the whole family and friends were asking constantly when we will get married. And although I was expecting it I still wasn't sure 100%. He started the thing with the string in November and proposed me in April next year. Seriously at that point I was convinced that I only imagined everything.

[@JorgeCastilloArg]

And here I am, after one recommended video in my YT homepage some days ago, and probably near a hundred of her videos watched afterwards. Charlotte's sense of humour is f..ing adorable.

[@thisonlygirl2010]

These videos have helped create a mental "what not to do" if I'm lucky enough to marry my better half 😂

[@JennifersJemz]

The Dunkin' one is PERFECTION!!!! (My blood type is DUNKIN'. LOL!!) LOVE it!!!!

[@aileenwei2664]

My proposal wasn't horrible....my husband proposed to me 3 years ago at Lake Louise😍...now we're almost 2 years married🥰

[@nikitagibbs9859]

That is a beautiful place I think I have been to the lake once before though I’m not sure. I live 5 hours away from Edmonton

[@jodylarson5317]

I started imitating Charlotte's 'ExCUSe Me?!?' voice to my kids this weekend, and we have ALL picked it up hahahahaha gods, you are awesomesauce!

[@FreakingPlane]

My dog just bought me a slice of pizza lmao What a good boi!

[@madame247]

You’re close to 500K! Well done Charlotte. Love your videos x

[@jewels964]

I had a guy put a ring in his glove box. Said open the glove box I found it was nice one too. Felt a bit bad BC he didn't even take me for dinner or anything but I said yes. Then a month later found him at the bar with the waitress. Took the ring to pawn shop and sold it for $30 lol Ok maybe this should go under the petty videos 🤣🤭

[@adamedghill]

Love Charlotte’s smile and laugh, so infectious. 😆

[@laurathornton1456]

I was proposed to in the left field of a baseball diamond. He wanted to get married on June 13th because it was a Friday. Yeah. No. We didn't make it past 2 months before it finally dawned on me he wasn't worth it.

[@melissasaint3283]

Was he......was he making a situational pun about the question being "out of left field?"

[@laurathornton1456]

@@melissasaint3283 I think that's just where he built up his nerve to ask me. I don't think either of us were truly in love. Everybody else around us was getting engaged so he figured I'd be so grateful to be asked I might just say yes. And he was right. We were both so socially challenged that it wasn't funny. Oh well, at least I got asked. Some girls aren't that lucky.

[@amstreater]

@@melissasaint3283 I thought maybe it was a situational pun on 'diamond'

[@groovygrandmama4726]

I love the way you did your blush today. Made you look so fresh faced esp. With your hair up.