we are going to need a vacuum for these messy tiktoks - REACTION

[@karenward267]

Storyteller number one is a natural. His timing and vocal expressions are classic. And just when I thought it couldn’t get any worse, it does.

[@robinkholmes7127]

New PSA for kids to not get into strangers cars, that should be shown in school.

[@daisiesonme1]

@@robinkholmes7127 But it was a coworker, not a total stranger!

[@gr33ngirlsea]

Right?? I'd love to hear him tell other stories!

[@Outriley]

@@daisiesonme1 yeah and he was younger than OP too. Not what you expect when u think of stranger danger

[@littleBEX190]

Age does not matter when it comes to stealing. Had a 5 year old, told another 5 year old to steal the sunglasses and put them in her pocket when I was working in retail before. That girl knew what she was doing. The other girl was so quiet and innocent too, she put the glasses back on the stand. Bless her.

[@TheAdrift]

I would watch an entire Netflix docuseries of just that first kid telling stories 😂 he is an amazing storyteller! When he said “Mac Miller?! The dead rapper who died?!?” His delivery on that line was absolutely impeccable. That’s probably cemented as one of those lines that lives rent-free in my head forever, occasionally popping up to make me giggle while I’m trying to sleep. Thinking about making a TikTok just so I can follow that guy (and B. Dylan Hollis) 🤣

[@Sorchia56]

He was EPIC! 😂😂😂

[@SN-qd9qw]

😂😂😂

[@aftersexhighfives]

EGGIES!

[@slimjim877]

They have a tiktok, can't remember the name, but he does do pretty intense drama/comedy skits with dolls that are pretty good

[@prissylovejoy702]

LOVE that first kid!!!😂

[@Leelodallasmultipass]

that first story was a WILD ride *pun intended* lol

[@Mon67ica]

WOW

[@rolandhansen812]

THAT guy knows how to tell a story.

[@CarboneCat]

And it’s an accurate way to describe it.😂😂😂

[@susiejones3634]

His energy was top tier!

[@erzsieke]

BAHAHAHA FR

[@thisismetoday]

17:39 “You!” 😅😅😅 This bit literally made me ugly cry laugh in the street. In the middle of the street, I couldn’t help it.

[@girlnamedblake4885]

Me too!! I would never have the stones to pull a prank like this but it's so much fun watching others do it. XD

[@leabiersack6705]

Fun fact : there's a blossoming trend in France these days where instead of doing illegal stuff, young people will walk around a city and when they find a group of pickpockets they'll follow them around while yelling "PICKPOCKETS ATTENTION" and pointing :)

[@rosielele]

Productive hobby! Only in France ❤

[@lb8141]

That's the best! It's sooo bad where I live in Madrid.

[@robinkholmes7127]

😁🥰

[@karenjohnson1523]

I approve this activity

[@catherineg9943]

In the U.S……😵 DON’T. DO. IT.

[@bevilssxo]

When she said, "touch me again and it will be the last time you use your fingers" SHOOK ME. Yes queen! She wasn't playing at all 😂😂

[@7ShadowMaiden7]

OH YES. I will throw hands if anyone tries to take my stuff or touch me.

[@happening_quietly]

I squealed inside this absolute WOMANNNNN

[@helvete983]

I saw an absolute legend literally clothesline a pickpocket who grabbed a bag and made the mistake of running past her in the Barcelona Metro. The cops had to give her a mandatory "that is a bad idea" speech but you could see they were impressed.

[@robinpesek3657]

I reside in New Mexico. Having a drivers license and/or insurance is against the law. And if you happen to own your car it is the jail for you! Much better if the car is stolen.

[@Nightswarmer]

When on honeymoon in Rome, my stepdad almost broke a dude's fingers, when he found them in his pockets..

[@robinkholmes7127]

Story 1: It gets worse, and worse, and worse, AND WORSE!!!!! I'm glad he wasn't trying to die, that's comforting at least.

[@Dotpeachblossoms]

I was soo spooked throughout the entire story I thought they were gonna have an accident or they driver would get arrested or something while they're otw home😂

[@HeavenlyYopp]

He jinxed himself when he said what's the worst that could happen 😂

[@pianogirl9676]

That boy with the ride story was insane! By far, the most entertaining story ever!!!

[@libbylou6004]

Mad respect to the queen warning everyone about pickpocketers. Ngl I was a little surprised to see such young girls.

[@S_H9260]

Same. When she first said pickpockets I pictured men. Don't expect young women, if she said shoplifters I'd expect young women.

[@libbylou6004]

@@S_H9260 it’s a good reminder to us that criminals come in all ages, genders, etc.

[@yasminlabra3238]

​@@libbylou6004 and species 😅

[@TititoDeBologay]

It's Romani gang, girls are coerced into it. The young boys and elderly feign disabilities to beg on Street corners.

[@EJA-hc3ex]

In Rome, my coworker was pickpocketed by children in the metro. Most of these kids are 'recruited' so to speak by organized gangs

[@sydneypimiskern9638]

Bless the pickpocket girl for standing her ground and calling out the bullshit. Thank you girl.

[@shewolfinubaka]

This is actually a popular trend in Paris that young French people will run up to them and scream “ATTENTION PICKPOCKET” like it’s very funny and I love it

[@marshawargo7238]

When she was talking about it, I envisioned older men! That last one in pink, couldn't have been out of elementary school! Perhaps she was in training or maybe a distractionary talent? Maybe she was the brains of that group😢!!!

[@airforcemom2235]

Thank you for your psa about Paris pickpockets. My daughter and I were on a Paris subway platform waiting for a train when a very nice gentleman came up to us and pointed out these 3 young ladies (probably the ones in your video!!!) who were leaning against the subway wall He told us they were watching us and to beware of them. After he spoke with us, the girls saw what he did and they all left the platform in different directions and my daughter and I got on the next train unscathed thanks to that kind man. After that we were hyper aware of our surroundings. Thank you kind sir. And, yes, we enjoyed Paris very much.

[@blackdragoness21]

My Uncle was in the navy in the late 80s, and he told me that pickpockets were everywhere while he was stationed in Greece. He said that they were no older than 12, and they traveled in packs.

[@pinkskye8501]

Seeing how shaken the lady was after she warned ppl, I hope ur hero, as well as the lady in the video is okay.

[@marshawargo7238]

​@@blackdragoness21 Probably because I never go anywhere and I live in a smaller town, but at the beginning when she was explaining the situation, I envisioned older men! I wouldn't suspect that group of girls! I guess I should, since I have seen the movie, Oliver Twist! 😂

[@Alice_Skye]

"What's my toxic trait?" The reply should've been "You do shit like this".

[@jacksonlevine9236]

THANK YOU.

[@LukaMarie7]

My Driver's Ed teacher once said: "Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Be cause they were a little brain in a big body. You, in a car, are a little brain in a big body. If you f**k around, you'll be extinct." I miss him. 😂

[@Angel-ju1bh]

I love this. Will definitely be adding it to my mental log if idioms to live by

[@amandar4689]

So funny 😅 my drivers Ed teacher was a total incel 😂 I wish I had a cool one instead

[@andreaj215]

First story teller is a natural. I listened his story twice in the row.

[@Katfall2012]

Same! I've watched all Charlottes videos for at least the last few months and this is the one story I watched twice, it was crazy.

[@goatburgler27]

He’s lying so bad it’s not funny

[@willemdafoesdrip]

@@goatburgler27 yes because u know his life🤦‍♀how are u going to say someone is lying when u don't even know them

[@synergycoachingwithyuki6149]

He had a little “Sheldon” vibe

[@HighAsHeckPriestess]

That first story is a new fear unlocked😂😂😂😂 "we should hang out more often"😂😂😂 Oh my god.... imagine hating on someone else's roses jusy cuz you're sad😂😂😂😂 they aren't for you boo😂😂😂

[@erikarussell1142]

And that’s the problem.

[@Solènelamigonnelicorne]

​​@@erikarussell1142 qui es tu ? ???

[@Solènelamigonnelicorne]

​@@erikarussell1142 qui es tu

[@EvaMetalhankle]

​@@Solènelamigonnelicornelooks like you've been searching for her. 😂 (Don't hate me, I just like to try and understand the human mind!)

[@MizGizma]

I once accepted a ride from a person that didn't believe in speed limits. At one point this dude was driving 120 mph on the expressway. I have been afraid of the expressway and going over the speed limit ever since.

[@Jessicahasopinions]

I'm so glad you said something about being afraid to drive. I'm 30 and JUST NOW starting to drive because I'm absolutely terrified. The other day I drove on the road for the first time to a store about a mile-mile and half away and by the time I got there I was shaking. We made it in one piece. Glad I'm not the only adult afraid of learning to drive.

[@everlearningrose]

@jessicahasopinions you're not alone. I'm 33 and I still don't drive. It shows that we take it seriously and I think that's a good thing. You did it. You drove there. And both of you were safe. ❤

[@makemesomecoffee7821]

15 and scared to drive. People be crazy.

[@meggiemcguire8114]

Oh, you absolutely aren't alone. My stepmother didn't get her license until she was 32, and I STILL haven't gotten mine and I'm going to be 40 in a few months.

[@VeggiesbyEos]

"touch me again and it'll be the last time you use your fingers, I'll tell you that right now" yesss queen

[@camillelively]

Not only is rose lady out here getting *spoiled* by her man, but she is SLAYING the whole universe in that dreeeesssss. Go off, yes.

[@jacklow9611]

The dress she was ALMOST wearing?

[@SweetestSinEternity]

​@jacklow9611 there was nothing wrong with her dress

[@Phianett]

Dress was banging! Queen out there living her best life, getting spoiled by her man and I'm here for it! Nothing wrong with being happy for people even when they are living a life I don't have access to. Anything else makes me a bitter bitch.

[@jacklow9611]

@@SweetestSinEternity : You might not think so, and although I'm not a prude, while she rocked the color, the length of it, I thought, was almost indecent. Call me an old fuddy-duddy if you want to, but dresses that short are not the best-looking things a woman should be wearing. When she was standing, you could almost see her kootch, and if that is the style these days, then we really are in trouble. Is there no modesty anymore?

[@SteampunkFerret]

That dress was amazing, loved it!

[@beeech1080]

“I hate roses” “Good thing no one bought you any then”😂

[@mikaelagossett285]

Yaaas, would’ve been my immediate response, “like well of course they’re not for you, so hate all you want”

[@Endorill]

Hate roses? Your jealousy is showing.

[@laurashackelford6050]

What she said, “ I hate roses”. What I heard, “nobody gets me roses” lol

[@salady738]

Right 😂😂😂😂

[@silverzip8292]

Allergic to roses, so not fond of them. I wouldn't be verbally rude, mainly because I would be sneezing.

[@90FormulaE8]

The first guy was freaking great. I love that dude.

[@lmsmith015]

The way the dad yells "YOU!!!!"

[@kellycampbell2866]

I actually cackled at the scooby dooness of it 😂

[@phyzarel1845]

Return my daughterrrrr or suffer my cuuurse

[@Roadent1241]

I've only ever heard Jafar say that XD

[@jaybee2337]

@@kellycampbell2866haha totally Scooby Doo

[@britlilbit]

It sent me!

[@dorothytenute2710]

Mike running 10 blocks to save you from the heated hair appliance....ADORABLE!

[@christinamann3640]

He ran to her rescue ☺️

[@CharlotteDobre]

He is the best 🥹

[@AK20741]

​@@CharlotteDobre Try the electrical 'off switch' - bit of a guaranteed winner 😂 BTW - thanks++ for the fun & just sayin' you rocked your award dress 👏👏

[@B.Harper7]

@CharlotteDobre he's awesome, but YOU are the best 👌 💖💖💖✨️✨️💖

[@marykuettner752]

​@@AK20741😅😮

[@margothgalore]

"I hate roses"... Well they ain't for you anyway, so all's good 🤣

[@ruffboiALT]

"Well it's better than 20 seconds" lmao. Also what delightful accents, Indian + Scottish = delightful!

[@OctobersDaughter]

When I asked my boyfriend what my toxic trait was, he said "doing all the dumb questionnaires like this" 😂 I deserved that

[@runeseaks]

That was my exact response to the woman in the video asking it lol. 😂 Yeah... the questionnaire and force fed answers is the toxic trait for sure. A very "are the straights okay" moment.

[@Rach1313]

Yeah she was definitely baiting for a fight. I absolutely don't understand women doing crap like that. Like, WHY bestie?!!!

[@berrekamichaux2276]

Mine said the same thing

[@Nizhonibearcreek]

My said laughing during fights for no reason 😂

[@pierceblazer]

The "my baby/habibi what are you saying???" broke my heart. 😂😂😂

[@queenreg7]

Leave that old man alone!

[@FaisaDhahir]

Arab men will marry any raced women but Arab women only belong to Arab men 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@toxiczombiewolf5692]

​@lotstodo I don't feel bad for a dad who control ls gis daughters relationship it's creepy and weird. It's as bad as the toxic boy mum

[@rachealjohnson9739]

Imagine being a controlling prick who would do an honour killing, most likely 😂

[@rachealjohnson9739]

​@@toxiczombiewolf5692YYYEEESSSS! ❤

[@J_House]

6:15 "Your husband is fully like a golden retriever and you're a black cat." Perfect potato analogy, Charlotte!

[@boogermaiden]

Black cats are actually pretty sweet! 😂

[@J_House]

@@boogermaiden I'm sure some are.... but I will always remember my childhood neighbor's all-black cat was named Killer, and the two pit bulls the neighbor owned were almost skittish around him 😆🤣

[@Ditzybaby]

I appreciate that you talk about being scared to drive as a grown woman, it makes me feel less alone and weird for feeling the same way ❤

[@amitmariam2363]

Charlotte-- I'm 28 and I just got my license in October. I was TERRIFIED of driving, but the thing that got me over that hump was DRIVING PRACTICE EVERY DAY. That way it stays in your muscle memory. I live in Chicago, so I'm definitely familiar with the absolute nightmare of learning how to drive in a city environment. You GOT this. You just need to push through. Remember that your fear is coming from a place of understanding how serious a responsibility you have when operating a motor vehicle, and it'll help you become a better driver.

[@anoninii]

Thank you for this comment. I have the same fear as our dear Charlotte, and I'll Def take your advice

[@jamileebellottie1048]

My daughter is 19 won’t drive she has anxiety I get it

[@yamarilewis4634]

Bro teach me! I'm 28 in Chicago and terrified

[@nicolegroves6880]

@@jamileebellottie1048 my sister was the same way. Me and our other sisters got our licenses like the second we turned sixteen, but our middle sister was too afraid. But she ended up moving to NYC so it worked out, lol. Now she's back here in Florida and she does drive but not very often if she can help it. We're in our forties now, lol.

[@CharlotteDobre]

Thank you for the motivation!!

[@katelynlong4190]

The first story?!!! 🤣🤣🤣 UNHINGED. Dude is so great at telling a story

[@eva.valo.00]

The irony of the dad being mad that his daughter would want to marry someone after only 2 weeks, when he and his wife want her to marry a man she has never met and does not know.

[@Ashley-y1z9h]

They don't wanna hear that 😭

[@rachealjohnson9739]

I literally screamed the same thing at the ipad 😂

[@toxiczombiewolf5692]

Arranged marriage is toxic and disgusting just another thing parents have no business in.

[@CM-yz3ze]

It doesn't necessarily work like that. Very often the family's introduce the two to each other, and they get some time to figure out if they are going to be a good match. There are a variety of different arranged marriages and most of them these days are not ones where you meet the day at the altar. Considering the slightly more modern way that they were interacting, she would likely have a say as to whether or not she would have to marry the person they have in mind for her.

[@YourWaywardDestiny]

@@toxiczombiewolf5692 Arranged marriage is not as specific of a thing as you're thinking, so I hesitate to say it's always a toxic thing; some are more like old-school dating services where you tell a match maker you're available and what you're looking for, and some of them are literally just social mixers of single people, and some are parents throwing single adult-children at each other in hopes one sticks without pressure to actually commit to any one of them out of a want to see their kids happy. What is toxic is thinking you need to control your daughter, so I'm going to leave the arranged marriage out of it when I say that father should not have a say in his daughter's love life. He might be right by his family's relationship with the concept of an arranged marriage, and he might be wrong by his family's relationship with the concept of an arranged marriage, but none of that matters because MIND YOUR BUSINESS, SIR, SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO GO DOWN THAT ROAD IF SHE DOESN'T WANT TO.

[@NixyRose72]

The girl testing her bf's reaction time to her yelling.... someone needs to tell her the tale of 'The Boy Who Cried Wolf'.... She gonna need him to really help one day and he's gonna figure she's just playing. ❤️💜❤️💜

[@Morinne18]

The roses one with the snarker just unlocked a memory for me. Years ago someone I was dating sent me a beautiful arrangement to my work as a surprise. My emotions were overwhelmed and my day was brightened as it was also the first time someone had done that for me. 9 out of 10 women around me were fawning over it, telling me I was so lucky etc. Then of course there was the one sour faced coworker (that had to make EVERYTHING a competition) who started rambling about how her mom grows flowers at her house that are much bigger and prettier etc. Like okay that's great Becky but no one asked you lol

[@Ashley-y1z9h]

Same girl who didn't get a flower or balloon or bear in school days for Valentine's. I remember being so excited to receive anything. We should rejoice in the joy and elation of our sisters.

[@Luvforasmr]

Or like I posted in comments… my co-worker got a large amount of flowers and we were all excited for her. She told me aside that he had cheated on her

[@robinkholmes7127]

"Flowers that are much bigger" she must be compensating for something🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TreiaSaint]

Same for me😂 but I told her “oh I actually grow beautiful scented heirloom roses but I love just knowing that my husband thinks of me” and gave her my sweetest deadliest smile. She shut the hell up and sat down 😂

[@mariahsmith2214]

Meh I hate how expensive roses are. But I'd legit cry tears of joy for this woman to get that many. Clearly was amazingly thoughtful of this dude

[@TheErikaShow]

I am a perpetual fool for flowers. 🤷🏾‍♀️ But I’m hella corny. 😁 💐🌷🌺🪷🌹🌸🌼🌻🌽🌽🌽

[@amarytajackson1667]

The girl shaking her head about the rose bouquet is just trying to make her man feel validated about not getting her flowers. “No honey, it’s okay I’m not one of those girls, don’t even like flowers”

[@BruinPhD2009]

Yup, that entire table was jelly. 😂

[@nate37]

Or the guy asked if she would like for him to do that, and she responded that she hates roses. She's not hating on the couple, but just telling her man not to get her roses.

[@StrangeFacinations]

The same women who hate diamonds.

[@TheBaumcm]

I am one of those girls, only because I hate that they are already dead and the only thing left is decay😂 but I wouldn’t be casting shade on someone else’s beautiful moment. Love me a pretty plant though.

[@TheBaumcm]

It also looks like the dude asked her a question and she shook her head no.

[@GreenPaganWitch]

My son was VERY QUICK, to come to my rescue about a month ago. I was in the kitchen, alone, eating a chicken sandwich, when a piece of the chicken got stuck in my throat. At first, I just thought I could take a drink, and that would make it go down... it didn't. That's when the panic set in. I quickly started heading for the hallway, and my son's room. Since his room was all the way at the end of the hallway, I began hitting the wall as I went, which worked. He was at my side before I even made it halfway. I was very lucky though, my airway wasn't completely blocked, and I was bent over and took a breath, forcing as much air as I could into my lungs. The result was me coughing, and THANKFULLY, dislodging the chicken. But yes, my son reacted VERY FAST.

[@draconicfeline6177]

The testing thing tho, could end up with "cry wolf" syndrome

[@moniquebrown4485]

13:23 I would've shouted "Good thing they're not for yoooouuuuu!~" While still smiling and appreciating the surprise.

[@roselover411]

I once had a customer see my green nail polish while I was checking her items out, and she said, "green nails?! I don't know how I feel about that." And my reply was almost exactly what you suggested here: "good thing they're on me and not you then!" with a bright smile 😂

[@Ashley-y1z9h]

Atta gal. I'd done same! Bc that was my first thought too.

[@Ashley-y1z9h]

She must have been classier than us which explains why she got more roses at once than I ever have in a whole lifetime , 🥰😅😂

[@redwoodrebelgirl3010]

​@@roselover411 Are you serious? She didn't know how SHE felt about YOUR nail polish??? Damn! Some people really do think they're the main character, yeah??? You response was better than mine would have been. I'd either have told her off, without a smile, or have just stared at her, in shock that anyone was that arrogant, & entitled, rude, & full of AUDACITY! Well done. ❤️

[@roselover411]

@@redwoodrebelgirl3010 Thankfully I was in a good mood and my customer service voice was in charge XD

[@ajjamsen694]

17:26 The hesitant "...yea...?" by the father when responding to the daughter's question was perfect and I feel so bad for this dad cause he just had like 5 heartattacks and 2 strokes after that call 😆

[@rachealjohnson9739]

I don't feel bad for a controlling father who is trying to control his ADULT daughters life. He's the type to probably do an HoNoUr killing 😅

[@jillmortlock8439]

That first guy is a great storyteller. His recounting of genuinely scarey experience was hilarious

[@dianedamm7511]

Charlotte, you’ll actually be one of the safest drivers out there! The overconfident, obnoxious risk takers are the most dangerous. You’ll always be mindful and careful. 💕

[@laughingcorrpseholly4136]

Lmfao the one where they are calling the dad to ask permission to marry her cracked me up the dad “YOU! You again?!” 😂😂😂

[@TeraCloud99]

7:48 “you don’t have the right to film.” …Same way you don’t have the right to steal from people😂

[@BeeVonBuzzula]

Arab dads and Indian mothers are terrifying. There's a reason why my husband took so many years to ask my mum and dad for my hand in marriage. He asked my dad first and my dad said "Here, you ask your mum first, whatever she says, I stand behind." We didn't tell them we had already been married for a few years. We're still terrified, but my mum is warming to him, just imagine the biggest glacier. Yeah, that's my mum. I adore her.

[@Kerry-qe8ul]

The husband that took 16 seconds to get to his wifes aid is impressive to me ! I was 34 weeks pregnant and fell down a flight if steep stairs and i couldn't get myself up because id injured myself, it was 2am and my husband is a heavy sleeper so i was in pain and stuck and i was shouting for my husband to come help me i was actually crying and he slept through it! My teenage daughter came and found me and had to shake my husband to wake him up , im going to use a pillow next time to wake him 😂

[@laurakate6573]

The way that first guy tells stories is priceless he should read bedtime stories ❤😂

[@kathylybrand6418]

I absolutely loved him!

[@RachelMarotta]

I met my now husband online and when I went to see him the first time in-person he picked me up at the airport with a rose for me. I didn't have the heart to tell him I don't like flowers. Now when ever I have a bad day he will come home with flowers for me. Even tho I don't like flowers I love the gesture and it will always make my day. He is the best man I have ever met and he lights up my world.

[@Culdcepter]

You could probably tell him you don't want flowers, but stuffies are awesome ;) Or maybe Legos!

[@Birdbike719]

Why do you not like flowers?

[@Ravenlovesbingy]

That's so sweet 🧡

[@RachelMarotta]

@@Culdcepter I feel like it's too late. When he comes home to surprise me with flowers he has the biggest smile on his face because he is so excited to give them to me. I see the flowers as a gesture of love. So I am so thankful that and for him.

[@RachelMarotta]

@@Birdbike719 I don't like the smell of most flowers. They also stuff me up and make me sneeze.

[@MaineCoonMama18]

16 seconds is actually quite impressive and would be a great response time for starting CPR. In my house, we usually just yell, "You okay?" from the other room unless it sounds like they need help. 😂

[@OldJoeBlows]

I was thinking the same thing. There was no other crashing sounds, that would have definitely been an, “are you ok?”

[@ninasm]

Same here.

[@SSSassenach]

ahahah 01:34 love this part he reminds me of Sheldon Cooper being so anxious in a less safe environment LOL

[@tsrgoinc]

No. 2, you could see behind the awkward smile hubby was planning the escape route, or at least leaving a note as to where his body might be buried when he goes missing!

[@tdavenport720]

He’s got a bag packed and hidden for his escape. 😂

[@rebny7801]

Yes! I think he can find a better partner.

[@melindaroop1346]

Yeah, he needs to get away from her.

[@Tony-y2d]

She's toxic

[@toxiczombiewolf5692]

It's super toxic and werid what's she doing why do people test their partners for content it's werid.

[@yelhsasokolova8561]

"Touch me again, it'll be the last time you ever use your fingers" LORD 😂

[@damealeta3541]

The roses one was sweet and that woman at the other table looked pissed off for no reason! My husband and I have been married for almost 35 years and he still holds my hand when we're walking in the parking lot and stuff. We had this one woman stop us to tell us how adorable we are to be holding hands still. Aw, yeah, I'm lucky that I got a great guy.

[@ChildOfTheOneTrueAlmightyGod]

Hallelujah! Me too. Enjoy that precious connection. It's a true blessing.

[@endeeray4295]

The first story is great, a natural storyteller!!

[@mysam4504]

With that first story, I half-expected him to say at the end, "...but your right, Susie, store-bought pesto **is** crazy." 😂😂😂😂😂

[@storylover_maggie]

That Arab Dad only wasn't killing because the conversation was over the phone. That was the only thing saving that young man's life 😅

[@pjwhite6829]

He was scared even over the phone lol. His face before she doubled-down with the pregnancy was like "Don't do it" 😳🤣

[@BookNerd4Music]

i had to go to his tiktok - so glad to see it's a common prank he does.

[@susannairisastarte5192]

Omg ​@@BookNerd4Music😂 I was worried

[@rustyhowe3907]

I really hope the whole thing was staged including with the dad because ooooooh booooooy is that household going to be chaotic ever afterwards.

[@SilviaVanThreepwood]

How is any of this funny...

[@kelleywyskiel3478]

That calling Arab dad part has me scream laughing!!!!

[@queenreg7]

They need to leave that Arab man alone. Poor thing.

[@lfriasurzua]

@@queenreg7 right?! the sadness in that Habibi 🤣

[@dothrakidani358]

He teaches dogs to surf...I died. Lol

[@Chuck_EL]

​@@lfriasurzua i used to be friends with a girl who was half Iraqi and half Vietnamese He was quite the character I'll say 😂

[@whirledpeas5717]

​@dothrakidani358 don't forget...on water.😅

[@jeneden3492]

that first story....wow, that escalated quickly 😂😂😂😂

[@yahainHotPink]

Story 1 is wild!! 😂😂😂 This is another car ride scenario I as a woman have never thought about!! Yikes!!

[@Chuck_EL]

A few years ago when i got off work waiting for the bus , a white guy and black asked if i needed a ride then to buy a clearly hot tv and you can tell they were dealers and i said "Yea no" then they kept circling around me until I pulled out my phone they assumed was a gun and they drove off I was only gonna record their license plate and go to the police which i did

[@flumpyofdoom]

It's like something out of a grand theft auto game 😂

[@Ashley-y1z9h]

Some people like catching someone off guard and immersing them in something. I USED to be that way when I ran with a 1% MC honestly. If they put themselves around us I made sure they had a wild experience.

[@WHouseofHair]

@yahainHotPink as women we would have to worry about that car ride with us being restrained in the trunk and only a nefarious ending in our futures!

[@bertlovesliz]

When I was 17 I used to drive around smoking meth and had friends in their 40s that constantly needed rides for shady shit. I would constantly do stuff like this because I didn't understand it was weird for me, a 17 year old girl, to pull up with a car full of drug addicted grown men to give some high school friend a ride. Looking back now and hearing someone else tell the story from the other side. I was really wild thinking I was normal.

[@mjgsuperincredible382]

14:20 that green dress on her looks so fire plus she's on a date with her husband and her husband got her a gift that is jealousy at its finest. She looks gorgeous.!!!!

[@meshiawashington5852]

The roses story was nothing but a sad woman hating on another woman for being loved the way we all deserve. I love that even though the gorgeous roses woman heard the negativity, she didn’t respond to it. That is truly the best way to get back at people.😍🤣

[@zebnemma]

Exactly. Rub your happiness in her face instead. Then she will be fuming that their try to destroy your good mood totally failed. Let her know her place by ignoring her, she will know she is trash. They think they are so important because they only care about themselves. When people shatter that delusion by totally and utterly ignoring them they get PISSED. (Ignore them to let them know they are nothing, and that they are equal to trash in your world, as she is).

[@gwennorthcutt421]

the way these couples "test" each other is too much lmao. thats how you get labelled jumper cables

[@benjaminperez1149]

In the 1970s, my friend Pam turned 21 and we met her father at a restaurant. He had 21 red roses delivered to the table. This woman started complaining about the roses. So her dad, got up with the roses and went to her table and put them under her nose. He said “Did you say you wanted to smell the roses?” He was very serious. 😂😂😂 That’s New York humor in the old days. RIP Pam and Uncle Andy. ❤

[@kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066]

"I hate roses..." Lmao😂😂😂 good thing they're not for YOU!

[@bonafidehomicide5742]

The only girls I know who "don't like" roses, are fucking pick me's

[@Greta-e2f5n]

Or jealous girls , who don't have a boyfriend

[@rustyhowe3907]

@@bonafidehomicide5742 Facts!

[@Marleyy-x6m]

The golden retriever and the black cat reference fkin killed me cause it was sooo true 😂😂😂

[@Duck-u6i]

8:28 "Okay, here's the video" Me who immediately got an ad: "Oh wow 😃"

[@RebelandRomanceOfficial]

I just got back from Paris a few months ago. Before leaving I purchased a locking, crossbody phanny pack that I wore under my clothing. I put on a tee, then the crossbody, then whatever I planned to wear that day. It layed flat, held a TON of stuff & didn't have a single issue with pick pocketing the entire month I spent there. I highly recommend getting one if you plan on traveling to certain destinations! And of course, always be aware of your surroundings & try not to look like a tourist, if you can help it LOL Safe travels to all. And don't get into vehicles with strangers 😂 xo

[@kimberlyyyyy44]

I spent two weeks there walking everywhere and the closest I came to getting pickpocketed was an old lady yelling at me for having my phone in my back pocket😂

[@pickleddickcarrot8112]

where is the bag from?? thats super smart!

[@MindiB]

The “I WISH I’d said that” feeling is called “l’esprit de l’escalier”-literally “the spirit of the staircase” or “staircase wit,” when you think of the perfect comeback too late, as you walk upstairs to bed. One of those great concepts for which English lacks a word/phrase, so we need to borrow it. Like “schadenfreude.”

[@kinnoooo]

You don't need a vacuum, you need a mop for all this tea being spilled.

[@deniseaugusto4861]

….and buckets.

[@BruinPhD2009]

Just hire a cleaning service. 😂

[@Sar-ahG]

🤮

[@FormerChildProdigy]

Split the difference...Shop-Vac.

[@mrskittles6021]

That first dude has the worst luck 😂😂😂💀💀

[@beowulf4201]

It’s seriously loving and heart melting how charlotte talks about her bf. Listening people, the person for u is out there no matter who and what u look like even if it’s a potato ❤

[@jackieisaiah]

For some reason I now feel compelled to visit Paris carry a large bag that looks like I'm not watching it and fill it full of loaded Mouse traps. I feel like it could actually be a really good time😅😂😂😂😂

[@skycloud7089]

Record it and post it-that’s be amazing

[@7ShadowMaiden7]

This!!! This is how we fight back!

[@Ravenlovesbingy]

And put dog poo 💩 in the bag as well

[@TacseraEpSekahs]

Regardless of how fun it sounds, it won't really help. They will just go back to their business

[@tdelioncourt1268]

I know someone who got their dead dog stolen (in a bag on the way to burry him)

[@13orrax]

5:32 "what is my toxic trait?" "THIS LILIANNA! THIS RIGHT NOW!!"

[@whosjimianyway]

The first guy I’ve heard before but I could listen to him again and again! Same with you ❤

[@TheAmazingfulOne]

Re: Paris pickpockets, when I went to Paris I was paranoid but I used a mobility scooter and no one bothered me at all no one even asked me for cash! And a few times when I got into issues with the trains a bunch of strangers stepped up no questions asked and translated to staff for me and even carried my scooter off a train once for me. Parisians get a bad wrap but when it comes to disabled folx they are all so lovely and helpful ❤

[@sarahb24681]

It’s not the native Parisians, they are decent people. It’s Eastern European gangs that’s target the rest of Europe

[@eleosde7045]

I was sick one year and passed out in the bathroom. My partner heard me hit the tub but took some time to come in thinking I dropped something. Once they knew different it caused a brain change for life. I drop the shampoo bottle and suddenly the door swings open "you okay?" EVERY TIME 4 YEARS LATER. Its cute but reminds me I am waaay to clumsy.

[@BrittanyNgo01]

Same sort of thing happened with my hubby. I was feeling really sick after our son was born and my hubs was mad because he felt I wasn't taking care of myself and just kept telling me to rest. He had to leave on a work trip a day or two later and I got crazy sick while was gone, to where I was writhing in pain for several hours before asking my sister to drive an hour and watch my newborn so I could go to the ER. I ended up going into surgery to get my gallbladder removed and it was also discovered that I had H. Pylori. My husband felt awful and now takes me seriously when I say that something isn't right. Also, I have a brain injury as well ❤️‍🩹

[@jacqweee]

First story was such a wild ride oml

[@reedent]

The babba in the end. The dad’s tone changing with his daughter is bless.

[@Nikki_81]

I think for a lot of pick pocketers, it is the thrill of actually getting away with it that makes them want to do it! There is a couple CSI episodes where they bust a pick pocketing rings and they are quite elaborate!

[@evmcelroy]

You get into pick pocketing the same way you get into shoplifting: you try it and get away with it.

[@Ashley-y1z9h]

Maybe we should bring back fanny packs worn at the front while touring places?

[@pocketsizeforyourtravelcon3325]

When I lived in Buenos Aires, Argentina, pick pocketing was an issue there too. People would spray shaving cream on your bags and then say “oh, a bird pooped on you. Let me help you clean that off!” And while they’re “helping” you clean your bag, they’re going through and stealing your stuff. A friend of mine also had her passport stolen out of her pocket while riding on the subway. Always keep an eye on your stuff and on your surroundings in an unfamiliar place!

[@Phlimbob]

I'm traveling to Argentina next week and I've been looking up all the scams people might use on me. I've got little bag locks and straps for all my items!

[@mariapaz2789]

As an Argentinian let me tell ya ,it's not a very good moment to come here atm.Be careful and alert .🙋🏻‍♀️🇦🇷

[@MrSqurk]

@@PhlimbobI don’t know if people do this in Argentina but there is a scam where people put a bracelet on you and force you to pay for it. My friend thought the guy was attacking him and floored the guy. The police walk over and start shouting at the bracelet guy, we were all thoroughly confused when it was happening haha

[@Princessofthedrk]

Brad Williams talked about going to Brazil and how they give a pamphlet on what to do such as carrying a fake wallet and phone. He got mugged and had d*** pics on the fake phone lol

[@jeanettepugh6017]

Be careful having your phone out near the door of metro. Pick pockets will snatch it from your hand just as the doors close….train pulls away and they are bolting away from the station.

[@vascovazz]

number 1 takes the cake. his delivery is ELITE🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nyokaharper8504]

The first 1 was the best.I watched it 4 times.😂😂❤

[@jettanyiagumbs6091]

I love how he was so disappointed but he still talked to her so soft and sweet and protective… He loves his baby girl…🥰

[@tequilabumbum4373]

He said he will kick her out of the house, how is that sweet. Arraigned marriage also. Disgusting.

[@kaihiroku8495]

@@tequilabumbum4373 Agreed, nothing sweet and protective about giving your daughter to a man you picked against her wishes...

[@jessicarose482]

Awww yes, nothing like forced arranged marriage and the threat of homelessnes; what a sweet man 🥺🥺🥺🥺

[@keerya4179]

I was thinking infantilizing since he is calling her to convice her not make her own choices but whatever.

[@Sjfyy_]

It's literally an arranged marriage, not a forced marriage which means she has a choice. Y'all really are close-minded people and only think your way is how the world should work.

[@jacklow9611]

Rose hater definitely was envious of her getting the flowers. It would have been karmic if, when she said she hated roses that someone threw in, "What difference does it make? They're not for you, anyway!"

[@funmitalabi9607]

The last one was diabolical. Literally almost took me out. I was just trying to take my medicine, but the pill shot out of my mouth and the water right out of my nose cause I snorted so hard.

[@azorahaze]

"Lol attencion le pickpockeeeeets" love it wish we could use it for crummy pple in general "attencion le cheaterrrr" "le waste of tiiiiime" would be so great

[@cbk7744]

That prank call on the Arab dad had me soooo nervous! But I thought it would get a lot worse😂😂😂. She's for sure his little princess😊

[@srkh8966]

My husband wouldn’t hear me at all in the basement

[@ViktorErikFade]

13:18 literally lady just SALTY in the bg lmao Man giving his lady flowers shush haha

[@paulagoeringer9466]

That last one. She had to smile because she knows it's true. 🤣 She'll probably spend all night thinking about a way to make that into a fight she'll win. 🤣🤣🤣

[@thehouseofnivara5710]

The first guy was amazing 😂😂😂

[@DarkFoxDragon]

"Jumper Cables" because she's always trying to start something!! Girl couldn't even deny it!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@yetiyarnworks6578]

But like how would she not know it was her...wouldn't her phone number be there with the name?

[@lighthouse-witch]

@@yetiyarnworks6578 depending on stuff like the model and setting of the phone, she might've scrolled through his contacts list and seen only the names. I have it like that, both my contacts list and my history only show the contact name, have to hit those to see the rest of the info, and if she was taking a quick peek then she might not have noticed it was her number. Not to mention, pretty easy to confirm after the "confrontation", he'd just have to call the contact in front of her

[@XenusMama]

Moved to a crap town in Idaho .. made a friend … they took me on an impromptu driving tour of the town, whipping through alleys , across dirt tracks , along the edge of the river .. when he says “ I wish I brought my glasses , I can’t see anything when I’m this drunk “ I got out at the next corner and walked home.

[@CatsOverBrats]

I'm not a flowers fan in general but I would never sit there and let the jealous monster take over to claim loudly I hate something that another woman just got as a gift from her husband. It was a very beautiful thing he did.

[@TheBaumcm]

Same, although the cynic in me is tabulating the cost of those roses that will die in about a week and the showy gesture, while my brain is screaming “danger, lovebombing ahead!!!”

[@Sandra-r4m8n]

I drive without a license and im 70 😂😂😂

[@ventriced7608]

@@TheBaumcmit’s her husband

[@Adair.Stewart]

18:05 This couple HAVE to be pranking/trolling this dad, because DAAAAAAAAYYYUUUUUMMM 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@changingmind3248]

Little throw-away story about pick-pockets: At our highschool there was a guy (one or maybe two grades above me), I didn't know him because grades didn't really mix with each other but he was more or less know at our school because he was really sporty - as in: he set multiple new records at our school in PE. In like 9th grade they did a foreign exchange program with France which obviously included the obligatory visit of Paris - lots of pickpocketers but also people who would just tear something out of your hands and book it - guess what happend? Someone grabbed this dude's backpack and tried to run off with it... They really couldn't have picked a worse target and they probably realized it the second he started chasing after them.

[@NunyaNomi]

My husband got me 25 roses for my 25th birthday with silver details threaded through. I melted.

[@TheErikaShow]

Holy 💩! Ding, ding, ding…you have a winner, Sis! I love a well thought out gift! 💐

[@unicornvixen7018]

Just had to intubate my Dad, the pneumonia wasn't getting any better. Your videos are one of the few things able to help me on my darkest days. Thank you Charlotte, for just being you.

[@BrittanyNgo01]

My dad just went through the same. Got ARDS after really bad pneumonia and was on a ventilator for a month. Hang in there 🩷

[@dearmeecha1310]

I’m so sorry. 🥲 So many hugs to you. 🙏

[@jengsci8268]

Hope everything gets better, your dad and you. You are in people's thoughts.

[@Nana_Lala_]

💙🙏💙🙏💙🙏💙

[@Noukie032]

How is he now?

[@sonjadunning1579]

😂😂😂 I love the first young man. He was hilarious!!😂

[@registeredtrademark...3852]

that first young teen's story was absolutely hilarious beginning to end🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Ciborium]

The last one made me literally LOL. Your nickname is "Jumper Cables" because you're always trying to start something." 😂😂😂

[@gravityowns8559]

Best part of my day. Thank you for what you do. We all rise for the Honorable Judge Charlotte!

[@BrianAndresScott]

Me too 🎉❤

[@hottubtimemachine1200]

The first kid I laughed so hard! My husband would have pleaded the fifth on every question so he wasn’t going to be wrong! He’s Sketchy AF! I’m now going to put him on denial island and ignore him. Pleading the 5th gives you consequences! 😂