Chasing: Dallas | "Kiss My Ass" (Season 5, Episode 2)

[@imluckyru2]

I'm investing in a "flip phone"

[@CapricornAaron94]

You can paint the entire state of Texas with the amount of Beijing(enhancement dye) on the show! 😩😭💀

[@Okra_winfrey]

Baby that is not Beijing. That is the whole continent of Asia.

[@CapricornAaron94]

@@Okra_winfrey PLEASE! 💀😂

[@IamEllaSpitzgerald]

Dis threaddddd 😆😆😆😆😭😭😭😭 n i luv da name @okra_winfrey 😍

[@issacmorgan2830]

I HOLLERED!

[@issacmorgan2830]

Between that and Astro's greasy ass mouth. Lol

[@gburrell08]

When Robert said he would wipe Teddli eyebrows off. I hollered. Literally

[@PopKultureJunkie]

Same 😂 , but he the last one to talk about spray painted hair

[@skettistraps]

And Teddlie would wipe off his hairline.

[@tnargtnarud]

@@skettistrapsI doubt Teddli dare raise a hand to touch Robert tho. 😅

[@L.W..]

😭😭😭😭 I cannot take Robert! He gives nasty reads too like Shawn 😂

[@Estrellitawilliams]

@@skettistrapsthat part 😂

[@capturemoon3371]

Quisi seems more confident and comfortable. Even his fashion seems to embrace a more masculine and feminine side. Love that for him. Sometimes it takes a special person to bring that out!

[@mochamari]

I really love them as a couple

[@TheMogulMommy]

He got the right one with sevn. They say opposites attract ❤

[@AceRussian44]

Yea, he said he helps him with his styles.

[@domyafavoriteamazon]

Robert and his honesty 😂😂 told Shawn “I mean you knew that blog wasn’t blogging”

[@dezariyajones9199]

Yesss I love Robert he’s Dallas royalty 😍

[@shenacarter7987]

Real friends tell the truth!

[@Okra_winfrey]

Lmao it probably wasn’t but he didn’t have to say that 😮‍💨

[@tanijoy]

😂😂😂

[@aaronwhite2699]

Shawn met his match with jc 😂😂

[@rsoul9158]

Not at all the way Shawn read was so iconic

[@htmlclass23]

The blog was NOT blogging....glad ROBERT keep it 100 all the time.

[@L.W..]

Shawn takes the girls to the library and READS THEM 😭😭😭 my jaw dropped multiple times at Astro party scene

[@sistersfam4011]

Shawn was not here for those card type of games 😂😂

[@theshadestartsnow9818]

his shrek lookin self do be readin lol

[@Ashbash2121]

And they can’t take it lol

[@jroyalimage]

I like how it seems like Shawn is gonna run out of words, but he nails it everytime 😂😂

[@L.W..]

@Stroutta-oh7mj he really do!!! 😂😭 just nasty work!!!! 😩

[@newhere200]

The way JC GAGGED Shawn when he said he thought he was a fan 😂

[@MBee-rp8qb]

That had me weaaaaak.

[@shanaeselby4365]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 I was hollering

[@MBee-rp8qb]

@@shanaeselby4365 he said it so casually. It was the quick come back for me. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@caliprestiage]

Yoo Shawn is funny asf. Shawn, “ I like your shirt with the arms out but it’s cold outside get a jacket!” 😂😂😂😂 I can’t

[@boozindallas_411]

😂😂😂😂

[@pinky24boyd85]

Baby he took me out😂😂😂😂😂!

[@rsoul9158]

Shawn has grown into my Fan Favorite the way he reads is so iconic 😂😂🩵

[@Peziya1998]

One question ⁉️...Why is Shawn so invested in Teddlie life and what he has going on?!... But I'm yet still waiting to see his 2 degrees and show what he does professionally!!! Honestly...What does Shawn do?!?!? All i see is he's invested in everyone's business!!!

[@mademoiseledoshay618]

Exactly 💯

[@mslady030910]

💯 Came here for this comment.

[@user-qq1yp1sm4g]

Shawn is a jealous girl and he's a bum I'm going to say it all day With his $10 Walmart sweatsuit Girl go have several seats He has nothing and he is about NOTHING

[@dariusd2003]

Honestly I think it was to bring the drama because if it wasn't for Shawn, they wouldn't have anything to really talk about. Someone has to play dirty and I guess it's him. I remember last season I asked the same about Robert and his obsession with Dior and Quisi.

[@toryjei9435]

Right! I'm like what's going on with him this season. He trying a lil too hard for me. Its reading inauthentic

[@capturemoon3371]

Yall gotta let them hairlines go and embrace the baldness 😂. It’s going to be okay i promise you.

[@donteverwonder2024]

Somebody had to say it. Thank you beloved!!

[@alisha88890]

They can get a man unit in Dallas for sure

[@notjordinary]

Like I PINKY promise

[@ensabahnur3104]

Or get a flight to Turkey

[@dekalahp8137]

Between Robert & Shawn!!!! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 Robert shadin and gigglin.. Shawn readin, shadin, and smirkin honey this is good television 👏🏾👏🏾 bravo

[@lifeofbrithedpt2798]

Sevn is a STAR. He's soooooo talented and has a strong light around him.

[@ensabahnur3104]

...and a bright future

[@j.legacyhodges6252]

Yes and he is really Chasing a dream... these other girls are Chasing mess

[@boozindallas_411]

So Tedlie invited Robert to a bldg knowing he does not have access to keys because he's not actively licensed😂?

[@euniquebrown2078]

And what he had on lol

[@travistheentertainertv6870]

It was a SUNDAY 🗣️Lol

[@AUGUSTALLEN28]

That's what I'm saying.

[@euniquebrown2078]

@@travistheentertainertv6870 😂😂😂😂 I hated it

[@boozindallas_411]

😂😂😂 ​@@travistheentertainertv6870

[@dulawilliams4819]

Baaaaby JC slid, 🤣🤣🤣 And at the end of him goin off he asked, "So what was said?" I HOLLERED LMFAOOOO

[@chicitytv9932]

Right that was the part for me 😂 “ Now what he say?”

[@drwells1990]

That’s when I started seeing it for JC 😂. That last line 😂

[@breans1]

Robert CACKLED me this whole episode😂

[@ItsMii8661]

Fan favorite ❤️ ❤❤❤

[@gburrell08]

Me too. Literally 😂

[@marcusrandall8878]

Okay! 😂

[@Justaskkjames]

His laugh is like nails on a chalkboard

[@nicolebabi1314]

I swear 🤣🤣

[@robbb416]

Robert and teddi "haircuts" is sending me. Wtf is on their heads. 😂😂😂

[@gburrell08]

Shawn seeeeeends me. He knows how to reaaaaad baby! 😂

[@toryjei9435]

I guess...

[@VonzellMcElheney]

Exactly 😂😂

[@MikeGregoryy]

These razor bumps around Astro mouth is sending me!😩🤦🏿‍♂️

[@donteverwonder2024]

Baaaaaaby…..back of a Nestle Crunch bar. We gotta get him some tea tree oil

[@ThesingingFA]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@ChrisS-zf9fz]

Omg, I was thinking the same thing😢

[@Jazzyone246]

​@@donteverwonder2024lmfao 🤣 im on the floor hollerin you crazy

[@Mona-706]

He never have underwear on like damn please buy some

[@Bria_Watts]

Imo, Shawn was trying too hard to have another "moment". If you don't like JC, then be upfront and tell us why. If you don't know him, then call Robert out for lying. That was lame

[@aprilforever215]

The way Robert hollered when they was talking about Tedllie book had me in tears 😂😂😂😂😂

[@likwid14]

With all them grammatical errors🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Okra_winfrey]

Baby, I’m convinced that book was either completely or partially blank on the inside the way he was guarding that damn book.

[@cheftone1985]

Robert is what Toya is to Married to Medicine.. holding everybody accountable and keeping it too real 😂😂👏🏾👏🏾

[@5yveroussan909]

Also an ♈😁

[@ninib7437]

The black spray should sponsor the show….damnnn how many black spray cans was used this episode?? Lawddd

[@jaylopez2950]

Girl! I was saying the same damn thing 😭

[@IamEllaSpitzgerald]

Gurlllll dis comment 💯

[@aaronwhite2699]

Oops😂😂

[@ensabahnur3104]

This episode was brought to us by the letter B, and the word Black

[@HoneyGreenTea390]

Lmfao! No for real though

[@sistersfam4011]

One thing Teddlie is going to do is lie 😂😂😂

[@MissMeMsLee]

😂the truth ain’t in him

[@miabradley5901]

Everytime! Then go on the green screen and say something else😂

[@FashionStylist11]

What’s the problem with Teddi having a party the same day of George ??? He’s not even part of the show anymore they’re not friends he owes him nada 🤷🏽‍♀️

[@SkySantana]

u dk whose not cast until u see whose not cast.

[@FashionStylist11]

@@SkySantana Chile whether he is cast or not Teddi still owes him nothing

[@renahgade1750]

I guess the other cast members issue is having to split their time for the two events

[@FashionStylist11]

@@renahgade1750 I mean I get it but it’s not that deep it’s a party you can stay at one and then go to the other or not

[@MrJabratla]

I award you for the most common sense opinion here.

[@SublimeShay]

Ted was lying his hair dye off in that confessional after Shaun asked about that license 😂😂😂

[@Shawn-ge9tx]

🤣

[@Okra_winfrey]

I ain’t never tried to get my realtors license and ain’t boutta look it up, but if you lose yo license if you don’t sell a house, wouldn’t nobody have no damn license. Please be serious 🥴

[@Bria_Watts]

Teddlie reminds me of Phaedra. Shady, shifty, never gives direct answers, always seems like they're not telling the truth.

[@Shyknit]

Got them shades on so you can't fully look him in the eye 👁️👄👁️

[@nickelwindow538]

I want her on Traitors 😏

[@Bria_Watts]

@@Shyknit exactly

[@justbeintrav1761]

Its the iphone 6 plus for me all this shade but no budget for a new cell phone chile

[@buddyove2838]

Omg I was just saying the same thing

[@xoshiahall1484]

Jett Jeff really tried to call JC a sidekick and she’s the biggest follower on the show!

[@PhoenixRising879]

That part 💯🤣he is acting like a groupie at this point

[@xoshiahall1484]

@@PhoenixRising879 absolutely! It’s a mess!

[@Electricbluesz]

I was a Shawn fan but it’s giving I wanna start with everybody 😂🤷🏾‍♂️ JC was the right pick for this cast 👏🏾

[@Jordyn.dboi88]

He irked me so bad. Two degrees and can’t speak

[@Kbellaluvvs]

Yes I like him but he aggravated the sh*t out of me this entire episode

[@AUGUSTALLEN28]

He went after Deandre the same way.

[@dezariyajones9199]

Yessss I live for him very successful, and actually chasing something in Dallas !!!

[@justcocoatv2336]

Thank you. I honestly why he so obsessed with Tedlie either. Leave that man tf alone. Plus all that shit he was talking about JC is irrelevant. Jc seems to be one o f the few on the cast with stuff actually going on.

[@LucyKevondra]

JC WON! 😂.. I don’t fw bullies

[@ItsMii8661]

People must learn having a degree don’t mean you better than people!!!! Shawn gives us educated people bad names. I have a degree and I would never keep throwing that in people faces to make them feel less than.

[@mochamari]

He was defending the speech impediment dig

[@Kamihashindaa]

Right, even though he has a degree he’s running around here looking and sounding like he has a touch of the downs😂

[@Mypod2cast]

​@@mochamarihe still sound slow lol so that really didn't help him at all...he Slow and bad built ... 😂😂😂

[@donteverwonder2024]

You’re right and it doesn’t even necessarily mean that you’re educated. I know A LOT of fools with more degrees than a thermometer.

[@skettistraps]

@@mochamariBut you can have 7 degrees and still have a speech impediment. Not defending anyone, but a degree doesn’t even correlate to that.

[@ensabahnur3104]

I love that Robert is a Giddy Goon, it's so cute.

[@Teemunee1999]

Not with all them missing side teeth

[@Kbellaluvvs]

@@Teemunee1999 I didn’t even notice but he still cute asf 🥰

[@Teemunee1999]

@@Kbellaluvvs no he ain't

[@Kbellaluvvs]

@@Teemunee1999 you don’t think he cute boo?

[@Teemunee1999]

@@Kbellaluvvs when he had teeth yes

[@aaronroland9210]

Bro! Idk what is more hilarious, the episode or the comments? I am SCREAMING! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Jacesmith03]

Y'all can say what yall want but JC CLEARED THE ROOM!! Come thru, Louisiana!!

[@dulawilliams4819]

Ate it up! 🔥

[@donteverwonder2024]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂he didn’t

[@TheVoiceOfReazun]

LOUISIANA IN THIS MUTTTTHHHHHA #318 #DABOOT #WHODAT Ayyyye! lol 🙌🏼🫶🏼

[@Jacesmith03]

@@TheVoiceOfReazun 504 over here, ya herd meeee!!!

[@TheVoiceOfReazun]

@@Jacesmith03 ayyyyyye

[@dfind8]

It’s mighty funny that Shawn is talking about a return on an investment when you were just discussing how that blog flopped.

[@Kbellaluvvs]

Shawn is aggravating. He worried to much about everyone else when hes struggling to find something to do with his 2 degrees 😢

[@htmlclass23]

Keyshaun thought he ate .... IT DIDNT GIVE!

[@Flash-lq4fb]

Neither did the guy wearing short sleeves in the winter & teddie boring

[@waynehill5707]

………can I say something! They weren’t ready for JC, because he came with that #virgo destroy you energy also known as …… #finishhim. He looked like he was about to hurt them! Overall, great episodes so far and I like the cast.

[@LaLagunz187]

Why does Robert keep trying to force a storyline? Both Astro and Teddlie agreed that it was fine for Astro to be with the bearded guy, and it was only once. But every time they correct him, he turns right back and says, “ y’all fckn the same man” like bro, stop tryna make Fetch happen. And Shawn, you do have a speech impediment

[@lifdlifd604]

Omg!!!! This annoyed me so bad!!!

[@malik8315]

Babyyyyyyy keyshawnnn they could never make me hate you!! 😂😂

[@ensabahnur3104]

Anytime someone tries to correct someone else's grammar, they always mess up their own. "Don't know how to talk grammar." It never fails

[@ColoradoFalls]

JC is still cute and paid

[@L.W..]

Sevn is talentedddddd OMG 😭😍

[@Shyknit]

It just seems effortless from the rapping to the dancing 🤌

[@keshaunlamont]

“Before I wipe your eyebrows off” 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@BongzD-zo1dd]

Astro is clearly a very intelligent kid. I think he's putting on for the show a lot of the time. He speaks better than a lot of these people on the show. He has a lot of confidence and I wish I could see more of that than the mess, honestly. The concept of a gay dad is completely new to me, but I'm glad he had someone to care for him when he needed it.

[@TravisDWare]

Shawn and Robert gave me everything I needed this episode 😂😂😂🩵🩵 yesssssss

[@SublimeShay]

Y'all think the painted hair is included in their contracts 😂

[@sunnyde7978]

You need to go to jail 😂😂😂😂

[@blknitenca]

Is it a Dallas thing , because I'm trying to understand 😅

[@SublimeShay]

@@sunnyde7978 😂😂😂😂

[@SublimeShay]

@@blknitenca just imagine them fighting black stuff on everybody clothes 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Okra_winfrey]

@@blknitenca I’m from Dallas. It is most definitely not a Dallas thing, just a perfectionist thing or a balding thing 🤣

[@diamonddivat6919]

When I tell you Keyshawn be READING the girls DOWN!! I was gagging 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@user-qq1yp1sm4g]

Shawn is a jealous girl and he's a bum

[@jank5360]

This the Teddley show he got them botheredddddd 😂😂😂 about HIS business at that

[@ensabahnur3104]

But his license is inactive, so he has no.business

[@chicitytv9932]

Nawl JC read Shawn down 😂 he started walking off lol

[@latoyamccray8766]

Robert is so funny.."stfu Telly before I wipe them damn eyebrows off"😂😂😂

[@iamantlove8935]

Omggg shaunnnn he’s my type of messy 😂😂😂

[@buddyove2838]

Ok it’s giving “No Storylines these season”

[@mrbeefly1]

definitely this. its messy then a motherfucker.

[@BkGoodBoyBad]

It’s giving “no plan” 😅

[@toryjei9435]

Right RHOP SEASON 8

[@shamereholliday949]

Robert with the laughing

[@Shyknit]

His laugh is infectious it took me out imagine you're responding and you hear him in the background cutting up😂

[@latoyawilliams1951]

Exfuckingactly...

[@shamereholliday949]

@Shyknit every time he laughs I laugh

[@tavjay3]

Robert always in ppl business

[@LuisPerez-uy7es]

Screaming the blog wasn’t blogging Robert ate that 😂

[@MyPronounsAreSTFU]

Yes! 😂

[@natashaismyname0729]

All I’m gonna say is Robert and Shawn is crazy 😂😂😂😂😂

[@CynnTheeDoll]

I feel like astro wears the same thing every time I see him 😭😭😭😭

[@marylandblackcub4539]

I swear he got like 7 outfits and they all too damn small.

[@robbb416]

Yes, he's just has tacky taste. 😂

[@tanijoy]

He expressed he was homeless at one point. So he probably has a limited wardrobe due to funds being tight.

[@shanaeselby4365]

😂😂😂

[@MistaClark]

He’s so raunchy lol

[@callawaycreated7774]

Robert be so ready to be messy 😂😂😂😂

[@MissMeMsLee]

😂honey I cackled when Shawn pulled out his flip phone

[@Lagnyapss]

I'M LIVING FOR KESHAWN

[@ensabahnur3104]

"You ain't that Busy!" 😂😂

[@Jay_Taylormua]

Keyshawn said "yuck" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Okra_winfrey]

“I was prepared to tell him that shit stank” took. me. down.

[@roxiestarr3430]

C'mon Quisi! You reak with talent! SevenDeep is stellar. I love his energy and professionalism. That man is serious about business. I cant wait to see more of you both in the future. I see greatness for the future endeavors.

[@QweenNae35]

I am hollering 😂😂. Robert took me out when he said, it's not gonna break me out is it?. 😂😂

[@mkm6783]

Shawn’s wannabe elitist attitude is not a good look. It’s so tired.

[@mazwide9400]

He got 2 degrees 😂😂😂😂

[@ColoradoFalls]

@@mazwide9400 Two degrees aren't hard to get

[@nicklh186]

I love that Teddlie is Harry Potter fan 😂❤💚💛💙

[@shawncuagjkbjio2847]

Is it just me or does Robert seem sassy & sassier every season 😅

[@goldwest3479]

lol every year he shows more of the real queen he is

[@toddrogers6971]

“Put a jacket on boo!” 😭 HOLLERING!!!

[@bonnieandclyde7717]

Ion care what nobody says SHAWN ATE this episode !😂👏👏👏

[@lululuv525]

I liked Shawn last season and he reads the girlies down but this season he’s giving bully and just being unnecessarily messy🤷🏾‍♀️like the teddlie situation was just dumb, its really none of his business bc who gives a fvck about this mans licenses as long as he paying his bills 😂and the jc situation was giving jealousy bc jc is thriving and Shawn is not atm

[@kishanewell]

This seasons cast is definitely giving what’s to be gave!❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@chellec7347]

Astro is so talented . And YES ITS A BOP ❤that song had me throwing it in a circle cutting up these vegetables 😂

[@gracevictorious3922]

"The blog wasn't blogging" 😂🤣😂

[@tgaynorugoods]

Tetlee gonna need Devine intervention to turn this season around 😂🤣😂 2nd episode and his azz on fire 🔥

[@lflo2434]

Keyshawn is bar none.my favorite person from Atlanta. He could read the whole nation I love it😂

[@keshaunlamont]

Robert funny asf 😂😂😂 love him

[@karenssonmjw]

Somebody take Astro To The Dermatologist Quickly!!! These Confessional Close Ups Are Killing Me!!!

[@Rothchild0310]

what is it

[@carlacookingvegan]

When I say Robert had me giggling 🤭

[@Ng33712]

Shawn be trying so hard to pronounce his words correctly in his green screens . It all goes away when he’s arguing though 😂

[@Mrwssu794]

Am I the only one finding myself skipping through a lot of the scenes?

[@deedee3196]

No me too😂😂

[@Dwil4Real]

Shawn and Robert are my faves! They wake it up at the perfect time, every time! 😂😂

[@thestylist1251]

JC ate down... 😂😂😂 I'm here for someone to shut Shawn down.

[@TheDean2011]

Baby! this episode had me HOLLERING! 😭😭 Robert and Shawn gave me what I needed.

[@teddyslibrary]

As I said last episode, Robert Ray laughs like CrazyLegs!!

[@ChanceValentine2]

😂😂😂 yes....

[@pinky24boyd85]

Shawn & Robert made this episode for me!! Shawn reading the girls downnnnnnn!!! Whewww child with his speech impediment 😂😂😂😂😂

[@thedawndada2868]

Robert now…😂 chileeee something tells me that Robert is gonna have me lmaooo 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 all season 👏🏽

[@dbeloved02]

Robert was soooo tickled😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤

[@_Sugaa]

Astro has a really nice pen game. I think he should write & send demos for some artist cause his shit really be a bop.

[@tamekagillyard55]

I love Robert, he keep me laughing 😂

[@milestolbert4165]

Shawn is in his villain era 💀

[@introvertedqueen9759]

That DAMN,ROBERT!!!!!! I’m gagging😂😂😂😂😂 and SHAWN is the icing on the cake this episode. WE WANT MORE OF THEM!!!!!

[@tamurasurrell1976]

Ooh Robert n shawn got me crying this episode🤣🤣🤣🤣😫 they so messy lmao

[@davidsnyder1879]

“I was ready to tell him it stank”💆🏾‍♂️😂 18:22

[@aaronwhite2699]

Robert crazy as hell 😂😂😂

[@febramcgaughy6732]

Girl Roberts giddy laugh gets me everytime 😊😅😮

[@goldwest3479]

I know this cast is scared of the rain cause almost everyone’s hair line and beard is going to start running

[@ShayyGVO]

Astro Got Star Crunch Crumbs On Sides Of His Mouth. THEN The Nerve To Grease It Up.😂

[@tinaamariee832]

I swear i ain’t heard a word he said in them confessionals bc all i can see is the nestle crunch mouth😂

[@Substanz82]

Teddly never has the damn keys. It’s giving I’m an aspiring real estate agent, but not quite there yet.