Chat Asked Bae If She Would Dare To Punch Suisei For 1 Million Dollars

Bae chose violence without hesitation.
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[@pierredelapotterie5996]

Bae is practical, her mind is on the money

[@ari_sae]

Purple Bae dominance

[@NeuronActivation]

Friend: "Someone offered me 1 million to slap you but-" Bae: "HIT ME, CMON, I WANT YOU TO HIT ME"

[@h3rpad3rpacifilis]

I read that in Heath Ledger's Joker voice...

[@TheStupidrule]

Honestly, if that's not your response, are you even friends? I want my homeys to do well in life and we're talking an easy million for a small amount of temporary pain.

[@NomDatBass]

​@@h3rpad3rpacifilisI read that in Perfect Cell's voice lol.

[@Zer0Hour17]

Meanwhile I’d pay $1,000,000 for Suisei to punch me. I mean what?

[@kuzumadesu]

Double that for me

[@Qiel]

"Double it and give it to ME!"

[@OwnageMancer]

is this a bidding war? put me up for 3 mil pls

[@asdqwqwessd1848]

If you don't pay Suisei, she would punch you with axe.

[@abcron3788]

For a million dollars, you could actually get her to punch you

[@pedrocasino0512]

Let's redirect the question to the holofans. "Would you falcon punch your Oshi for $1,000,000?"

[@Jojob541]

Do the first stickmin version of it, sure. It'd be funny.

[@francesco8000]

Yes. I can give her a superchat later and she even gets some content from it, it's a win win.

[@tsukukyroho-oh-ho9472]

Only if my oshi can get the 1M and she can revenge hit me with a metal bat.

[@raychan963]

Would. Cuz it means I will need to meet her to punch her.

[@dgsalvilla]

yes, nobody said how strong the punch should be. i'm with Bae on this one. edit: in the wise words of my oshi "schlage ich dich fünfmal"

[@sleepyarcheremiya955]

Trying to punch Suisei is a death sentence.

[@Bloodstar-o7]

Existing around Suisei is a death sentence.

[@TheRealRidley12]

It is?

[@TheRealRidley12]

@@Bloodstar-o7 Uh... it is?

[@VariisNailo]

@@Bloodstar-o7existence is a death sentence

[@dardardarner]

@@Bloodstar-o7 Suisei be like: You got a lot of nerve existing

[@AmuroNT1]

You know, they never set conditions on the whole punch thing. So who's to say Bae couldn't just give Suisei a little bop on the shoulder (like the athletic "good job out there, sport!" kind of thing) and call it a day?

[@phyrexian_dude4645]

True, besides it doesnt specify either where to punch, how hard, how long or even if you have to land it.

[@StupidAnon-gn8ih]

Nah. If someone is offering my a million dollars, it's going to be with my three aligned knuckles, with my whole body weight behind it, directly to the liver. Not taking any chances. When I give them half, they will thank me for it later.

[@the1necromancer]

@@StupidAnon-gn8ih Put them in the hospital so they need the half a million dollars. Smart move.

[@StupidAnon-gn8ih]

@@the1necromancer One hard shot to the liver isn't gonna hospitalize anyone. An ice pack and a day of bed rest and they'll be good as new, minus some bruising. And what kind of hospital do you go to that charges half a mil for an ER visit?

[@epiccarrot88]

Ollie: it should have been me!

[@marcell_forchannel3985]

Ollie certainly regrets that after asking the ID members except ID3 (they havent debuted yet) ID will gladly punch her and more

[@tatsuyah4695]

The dilemma in punching Suisei isn't that it'll hurt her. It's actually living long enough to even use at least $1.

[@vanitas9837]

Yeah I remember when the girls in my class had this discussion and they all said we would never punch each other and then they asked all of us guys at the time and 1 of us answered you don't even need to pay me for that and we boys just nodded in unison.

[@vallejomach6721]

A million dollars doesn't do you a lot of good when you only have about 3 seconds to live.

[@ekaichirou2320]

I slapped my friend for a hundred bucks and we shared it 50:50. He ain't even mad but happy when he got 50 bucks. I even happier. For a million? Imagine it.

[@TF_NowWithExtraCharacters]

As someone who used to do martial arts... Punching a friend for a million bucks? We did that for shits and giggles! Plus there are ways to punch with varying levels of pain but not cause too much injury

[@SKy_the_Thunder]

My reaction would be "aight, give me 10k of that and we'll call it even."

[@SoraRaida]

Bae can beat Kiara in arm wrestling. Noodle arm Kiara lol

[@tedjomuljono3052]

plus Bae is fond of Rock Climbing, so she would at least have sturdy arms and grip

[@aaronbryan5095]

Kiara's chicken wings can't do much lol

[@TheNaz_O5-15]

She'll do well, but I doubt she'll get pass Ame and Calli

[@Mordaedil]

Now, to earn a million dollars...

[@RealPeterParker]

I mean, 1 million dollars for a punch from Bae? I see that as a win-win. (Don't tell MJ)

[@zerevv]

what would uncle ben think?

[@anthonynguyen1289]

@@zerevvhe would agree with his decisions

[@TheNaz_O5-15]

With great money, comes great power. Good job Pete.

[@teo8446]

Bae would probably hand brass knuckles to that friend too if it meant an extra million

[@RoamingSimp]

You will be missed Bae.

[@JokerZ479]

Bae: are you telling me you wouldn't? Anyone: I'm sorry Bae I don't think I can get the million dollars in the afterlife...

[@bluefang162]

..why do I hear the sharpening of an axe??

[@hakou_9029]

BAeSED... .. .. . I'll see myself out

[@satousuzuki8997]

Honest to her own desires . One of several reasons why she's my EN oshi

[@TheShiningEnergy]

Now, the other Million Dollar Question is: Who's going to dare show this to Suisei?

[@T33K3SS3LCH3N]

Bae seems to have hands on experience with wrestling IRyS

[@TheRealRidley12]

Korone saying "Falcon Punch!" is so adorable. ❤

[@jaredrevis4594]

Well, if she lives, she should have *some* money left after paying her medical bills

[@zk9506]

If my friend announced to me that they get money for punching me. Don’t hesitate lmao, my body is always ready 😂

[@ckmishn3664]

I couldn't afford to pay a million to punch Suisei. 😥

[@mari_iscariot]

The timing for this is wild

[@CaptainIchimaruGin]

If Suisei sees this clip she would prepare her 🪓 so if the 🐀 does come and want to punch her all she has to do is show her 🪓 and Bae would just run away.

[@alial6658]

Bae gets her million dollars and her death sentence

[@HellfireTroop]

Would punch for a million, but it can depend if the person getting punched would know. If they didn't, it'll make the punch that much more damaging.

[@fnugusss]

Of course she would beat her wife Iwys. Not only in arm wrestling.

[@kutilbiawak273]

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[@Dangitbobby-KFP_Shaman]

If you turn down a million dollars because you don't want to punch someone you like then you're already so rich that a million dollars wouldn't make a difference OR you don't actually understand the value of money.

[@mein_]

This reminds me of the video Ollie made a while ago lmao

[@Chaosloki]

Bae spittin' facts. Are you really friends if you couldn't take a single punch to help your friend get a million dollars?

[@_Rite]

Money makes the world go round.

[@trewerd]

For reference, 1 million Australian dollars is about 650,000 USD.

[@iamthinking2252_]

This is just like the kureiji Ollie vid

[@mysticruin6043]

Just break me off something nice when you do it and the punch is yours.

[@syaka4526]

bruh.... did she just risk the Wrath of the Suicopath for a Million Dollars? cause I sure as hell wouldn't, not even for a Septillion Dollars.... 🤣

[@Zathor404]

I bet that Suisei would not even feel the punch

[@carrot708]

Only thing I'm punching Suisei for is life insurance

[@nightshade4873]

Bae wouldn't want to do IRyS arm wrestling cause it would involve Hand Holding.

[@darz2430]

0:17 ohh i would love to see a tournament where only the participants can see what's happening 😂

[@blatantslander]

Oh my initial thought would be its a scam and not do it at all, but it's fr fr. Man it do be scary to think about, like you investing in like 50'000 dollars to plan an operation to punch someone without disclosing your identity.

[@TheShiningEnergy]

Please don't hit Suisei,

[@BronzeAgePepper]

"you're not gonna punch Hoshimachi Suisei, are you Bae?" "yeah, in the face, why?"

[@imonlysleeping4491]

Even Suisei? ESPECIALLY Suisei.

[@CyanDumBell_MC]

1M is 1M I don't blame her

[@berrydelightdeepwithin2770]

Of course Purple Bae would do it.

[@gokbay3057]

I would totally punch Suisei for a million dollars. Then give her like at least 100 thousand dollars from it in recompense.

[@gerdanbombales]

Press vs Sui Eggs

[@lastnamefirstname8655]

bet sui-chan and other holomems would all be willing to be punched for bae to get 1 million dollars. that's a lot of money.

[@mzou89]

Suisei would punch you for not punching her. Also something tells me Kanata would win an arm wrestling competition

[@hieuleminh7580]

SHE SAID SHE GONNA PUNCH US BOIS

[@samuelrho2052]

Never underestimate an Aussy

[@syafiqwibowo4765]

I'll pay to get punched by suisei

[@Absolute__Zero]

Pretty sure the million dollars wouldn’t even matter since you’d probably die the next instance after punching Sui lol

[@indigowendigo8165]

Damn Bae, you're as evil as some of the people who said yes to punching poor Ollie. XD Bae, you need to learn what Subaru said about this... :p

[@Samo-rk2us]

I'd do it, but the problem is 1M is not gonna make me richer, since all of that money will be spent in my medical bills after Suisei breaks every single bone of my body for punching her

[@tapests]

But the question that I have is would you punch me for a million dollars knowing that I would sue you for a million dollars for assault and battery?

[@nyperold7530]

I would explain why (unless I'm not allowed), do the bare minimum that still counts, and, yeah, give her a cut. Maybe even more than 50%, if it's required to hurt. Also, flashbacks to Ollie asking a very similar question...

[@ElJoeMama]

Bae can beat IRyS? Guess now we know why they keep on divorcing. Punch them, and give them just enough for their hospital fees.

[@Paradox-es3bl]

In theory, Noel should win the arm wrestling, but I think Kanata will just squeeze everyone’s hand into dust and win.

[@1stCallipostle]

Noel has already lost an arm wrestle on stream pretty thoroughly though

[@RadicalGaming1000]

Can't believe Bae would punch Suisei after beating her wife

[@yong9613]

What sort of $1million are we talking about? Dollars, Rupiah, Ringgit, Baht, Rupees, Pesos, NT, RMB.....???

[@Banana_John]

Purple bae

[@jeremygeller9145]

Just want to address this whole, “we’ll split the money” idea that everyone brings up. Splitting the money implies that both people did equal work but that’s not the case, whoever throws the punch is doing basically nothing while the other person has to get punched. The split should be more like, I’ll punch you, and then we split it 90 for you and 10 for me. And even that’s more than fair.

[@methos4866]

Eh i can take the hit. Also a 50/50 split is not that bad. That would be 500k in that instance which is more money than i've seen in three decades of living on this rock. Hell you can give me several punches for that kind of money.

[@spikycode4823]

There's a risk though, since there will be million others who would totally accept a 50/50 split. The one punching got the choice, not the one being punched. If you tryna one up your friend they might very well just ask another.

[@jeremygeller9145]

well I think part of the hypothetical is you have to punch someone specific, someone you don’t want to punch.

[@kuronoch.1441]

Eh, I would take a 10% cut for that, though I would just ask for it discreetly. I will not dare expect though. It's his choice to take anyway, and he was the one being offered to anyways.

[@kingofthelandbaby]

Everyone always talks about the strongest members, it’s always Korone and Suisei, we need them to do an arm wrestling stream one day

[@zerevv]

kanata feel left out

[@NAofArc]

Bae is real lmao

[@indigowendigo8165]

You people are messed up. ._. I don't even know what I'd even do with the money, I'm used to being poor...

[@ShadowdaHedgie11]

The thing is who WOULDN'T punch someone for a million dollars? Like, if you told someone, even if they were just like a casual friend, that you had been offered a million dollars to punch them, they'd probably say to do it. Might ask for some of the million dollars, but still.

[@ptilopsis4092]

To be fair the challenge is to punch right? So then Bae can practically punch Suisei softly. Easy win

[@sleepsleep5588]

if it's a guy friend i need to punch to get a million dollars then i'd do it willingly... if it's a girl... forget about it, it's not because I'm a gentleman or whatever, no... because there are a lot of repercussions and i may find myself in front of a court and losing that million dollars in an instant anyways...

[@droman655]

Here is the real q … would Bae slap Sora for a million dollars? I mean Suisiopath has that hard edginess vibe that sorta think - yeah it would b ok. But Sora….

[@indigowendigo8165]

LOL, why the hell is she so sure that Irys is so weak to her? XD I kind of feel like Irys could maybe win actually. :p Calli would probably kick ass. XD Gura is kind of tomboyish and might be a shortstack, but I wonder how strong loli Kobo is or something, LOL. :p

[@harkbelial]

I would for $10

[@tallinnteyvat]

But would Bae mate press the Sui for the same amount of money?

[@severussnape2917]

Same

[@Mooinator3000]

For an M anyone can get it

[@YuYuYudotpsd]

yeah nah, don't do arm wrestling if it just for HAHA moment, too risky for amateur to snap their joint, etc. looks simple but lot of technique involved