An encounter with a wild animal 大家猜猜哪個是AI寫的咧~? 1. So, the other day, I'm out hiking in the woods, trying to commune with nature, you know, find my inner peace. And then, all of a sudden, I hear this noise that sounds like a cross between a lion's roar and a car engine revving. And I'm thinking to myself, "What kind of animal makes that kind of noise?" So I turn around, and what do I see? A moose. Yeah, a freaking moose. Now, I don't know about y'all, but I've never seen a moose before in my life. I mean, I've seen them on TV, but that's not the same thing, you know? So I'm standing there, trying to figure out what to do, when the moose starts coming towards me. And I'm thinking, "Okay, do I run? Do I climb a tree? Do I play dead?" And then I remember, "Oh yeah, I have bear spray." Now, for those of you who don't know, bear spray is like pepper spray on steroids. I mean, this stuff could take down a grizzly bear, no problem. So I pull out my bear spray, and I'm like, "Bring it on, moose." But then, something weird happens. The moose starts to slow down, like it's not sure if it wants to mess with me anymore. And then, it stops completely and starts sniffing the air.And that's when I realize, "Oh no. I put on too much cologne this morning." I mean, I'm talking about enough cologne to make a Frenchman blush. So now the moose is standing there, looking at me like, "What is that smell?" And I'm standing there, thinking to myself, "This is it. This is how I die. Killed by a moose because I smelled too good." But then, the moose just turns around and walks away. And I'm like, "Wait, what? That's it? You're not even going to try to attack me?" And that's when I realized, "Wow, I must really smell bad." 2. Anyone ever gone camping? Here’s some camping advice: don’t go. First of all, I don’t even understand camping anymore. Camping used to be hard, you had to put up your own tent, set your own fire, get killed by an animal. Shit was tough. Nowadays, “camping” is living in air-conditioned shacks that some traveling agency put in the suburbs. That’s not camping, that’s a bad hotel. Anyway, I always suspected that I hated camping, until I actually went camping with my college friends last year, then I became sure. Let me tell you why. I remember waking up in the middle of the night, like 2 AM. I could hear something rustling in the bushes. Footsteps. Poof, poof, poof. It was big. I remember thinking to myself “I knew I shouldn’t have brought the honey. I knew bears loved honey. Winnie the Pooh taught me that shit.” My heart was pounding. Thump, thump, thump. Footsteps were getting closer. Poof, poof, poof. You know what’s worse than hearing a wild animal’s footsteps getting closer? Hearing them stop right next to you. I couldn’t see a thing, but I had to plan an escape route. I slowly turned around, and saw the towering shadow before me. I shat my pants as it opened its jaw. “Um, did someone order beef noodles?” Turns out it wasn’t a bear at all. It was fucking room service. And that’s why I hate modern day camping.
Wow, it looks like ChatGPT is not just a language model, but also a stand-up comedian! Sorry Brian, but I think you've met your match. Can't wait to see ChatGPT perform at the next Comedy Central Roast!"
@margaretfan5 Жыл бұрын
太厲害了
@amberj5245 Жыл бұрын
一直以為阿滴的皮膚很白了,沒想到跟博恩在一起的阿滴那麼黑哈哈😂
@sunnycastle Жыл бұрын
#1 was written by AI. My reasons: 1) I don’t think Brian was able to see a moose in the woods in Taiwan. 2) I doubt Brian is the type that would carry bear spray. 3) I don’t imagine Brian wears cologne. 4) I can’t imagine any camping sites in the West would provide room service.😂