ChatGPT Writes Jokes!! | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano: Hey Babe! | EP 117

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[@HeyBabepod]

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[@yitzchokfriedman5573]

This the actual new studio setup?

[@mwara2444]

BTW it's ok to clean ears out with q-tips, just do it in a circular motion cleaning the inner wall sides in like a scooping motion. Just don't touch your eardrum, especially hard. I have better than normal hearing, been using q-tips 3-4 x a week my whole life

[@badabing2302]

The air Canada not having wifi is 100 percent in whoever booked your flight Chrissy. They cheaper out.

[@sadiejane8974]

[😮😢😢😢😢

[@mayamattison]

Chrissy threw that leg up so quick I was not prepared but I was impressed

[@mastathrash5609]

I too was Not ready for Chrissy Contortion.

[@thebigragu9952]

Nothing better than a Hey Babe before noon

[@homelesspimp]

facts!

[@NoPreshNetwork]

YASSSSS

[@BerdFly]

World peace is better

[@thebigragu9952]

@@BerdFly MDE presents : World Peace

[@RonCadillac]

I love getting my breakfast together and enjoying a good ole Hey Babe as I eat and finish my morning routine.

[@EddieHalifax]

I used to think Chris was doing a bit when he's so nervous and unhinged on other people's podcasts or shows, but now I think he is genuinely struggling with true anxiety and the juggling act he does to make this show happen, on his part, really proves how good of a friend Sal is to him.

[@mickeymojito]

He genuinely seemed nervous when I saw him live last year. Then as he went more and more into his set he seemed calmer and relaxed. Amazing show!

[@lylechipperson3407]

Chris is going to have a panic attack when he realizes he did this whole episode with mismatching jewelry.

[@leftjab6145]

Or rewatch his Rogan pod

[@EddieHalifax]

​@@leftjab6145 he was all over the place on that pod 😂 he and Joe have very different, but very funny senses of humor

[@leftjab6145]

@@EddieHalifax I honestly felt bad for him watching it. He was acting like an insecure school girl lol

[@Ottophil]

@@EddieHalifax also politics. Joe probably doesnt like TT Jerry much. Kinda awkward for Chrissy

[@danamcwhite]

Is it just me this is a horrible rushed episodes just promote there crap. It feels like middle aged men trying to stay young

[@clementine2234]

Yay I'm so happy it's just the 2 babes! That's when the show is the best!

[@lukemorgan1267]

13:50 I love when sal laughs like that 😂😂😂

[@Arockpromoter]

💙 Hey Babes! 💙

[@Magnicifent]

Hey babe!

[@Blackoutbob81]

Warms my heart when Chris compliments Sal with such love and precision❤❤❤ God bless!

[@megsmagoo7231]

Hearing Chrissy call Joe Rogan ‘babe’ on his podcast instantly got me wishing Sal was right there with him amongst the chaos of him being blackout 😂

[@wateronfeathers]

I died laughing when Chrissy goes “he says Theo Von does it religiously” and Sally goes “hmmm, interesting” 😂💀

[@dingleberryOZ10]

I just saw that and came to search for a comment about it😂 I think he just did it it a bunch on that episode. Now word around town is ya boys a smelling salt fiend

[@joshuabartlett4050]

I smoke weed regularly

[@mwara2444]

Theo Von.... The Chronic Liar Theo Von... Nothing comes out of his mouth That is true ever. Theo's accent slips up a lot in the past, and somehow seems to be getting thicker in newer stuff.

[@bj_ohnson]

Gahhh they need to switch sides I need Sally babe on the right ! Lol

[@lo7173]

But Chris is more yellow vibes 😩

[@bj_ohnson]

@@lo7173 trueeee

[@pablov4892]

If I'm being honest babes, one episode a week is not enough.

[@fixed4816]

Patreon babe.

[@joshuabartlett4050]

Kimmel is gay

[@scubadoc9730]

@@fixed4816 do they have a no presh Patreon?

[@esotericleigh]

I’d say an episode every week is the perfect wait! It’s worth it

[@esotericleigh]

@@scubadoc9730 they really do that 😂 I thought they were joking

[@geenaschmidt]

Hey babes!! Needed this today! Love you guys

[@mkII.]

20:03 Chrissy "sleeves" Distefano is his mafia name.

[@NoPreshNetwork]

Hahahahaha yes!!!

[@jacobparham5738]

Bro I love how Chrissy says his dad told him to not add a show and enjoy the moment on joe Rogan and then on here he goes maybe adding a second show 😂 😂

[@homelesspimp]

LETS GO BABES!!!!

[@mclovinlife4018]

This is my favorite friendship in Hollywood

[@zackmacdonald8236]

10 minutes in and this ep is an instant classic! Balls? Blown off.

[@ayche.dee23]

Tits? Next universe, BLOWN. AUWF😆🤣😅

[@thclark1996]

Hey babes! I just wanted to say I watched Chris on Kimmel and he did great! So proud of our babe!

[@wateronfeathers]

He looked great too didn’t he?

[@thclark1996]

@@wateronfeathers that was my first thought!! I was like the Babe FOR SURE got that suit just for this interview, and it looked great. The glasses were a nice touch as well

[@billy9497able]

I love the hey babe intro but the best one was the first one when sal and Chris just said hey babe and turned to camera

[@hannanza]

Yaaaay back to the couch and anti corner pillow format 🥹😍

[@lauras3871]

right?! thought I was the only one who missed that haha

[@chriscee3981]

Cuzzies, make no mistake, hearing Queen V laugh in the background makes me go peeyoing

[@lukewojdylo9241]

Both dreading and excited for the day these two run off to Tuscany together.

[@bigjohn104aa]

What are you guys serial killers switch seats immediately!

[@1Chatty2Connie3]

The penetration talk definitely is one for the record books

[@leannmitan1533]

the "you're gonna like the way you look" line killed me!! 👏

[@jenb6910]

I'm with Sal on the qtip thing..I have to clean my ears with a qtip 🙃

[@Magnicifent]

It feels so good!

[@ihategarydiamond]

Dude I know how bad it is, but I literally did it less than 15 minutes ago

[@chachi7457]

Yeah we know it’s bad, but it’s the only way sometimes

[@CheechElMexicano]

Q tip to the ears is just contagious. I agree with Sal, I'm just use to it daily. 🤷🏾‍♂️

[@RonCadillac]

Air Canada gets slammed by almost every comedian I've seen on tour. Also Sal's South Park reference "Blame Canada"

[@yovag11]

I’d just want to smoke a backwood with Pimpy, while they’re riffin the entire time!

[@Doomsense]

Chris with the thumbs up was hilarious!!

[@wateronfeathers]

Poor Sal 😂 “Hell Yeah! But no…” I feel you dude, fascinating and terrifying in equal measure.

[@of496]

Shoutout Thursday

[@homelesspimp]

shout out!

[@ghostofpbnj_]

Where's my babe Cardboard Sal at?! Btw new studio looks amazing ❤️

[@bj_ohnson]

Omg me and Sal are the same with our Q tips! I HAVE to clean my ears and it feels amazing😅

[@suzannelynch3688]

Happy Thursday Babes! ❤

[@Steph0x0x]

I like how Chris is dressed business, Hey Babe casual and then you pan down to the true New Yorker wearing Tims with the outfit

[@danielledavis9335]

"That was a unique comparison" LOL!

[@PhartGod]

This show has become one of my favorite podcasts. You guys remind me of me and one of my childhood friends.

[@Kas3-]

That is the new intro!!!!! And Joes creepy lullaby voicemail for taste buds!

[@trevorcarlisle5447]

Giovanni Bresciani, Is Italian for "take care brush ya hair"

[@JP-rj1cd]

To whoever aligned the sofa cushion border with the paint line on the wall: Great attention to detail.

[@Aaronlovesmusic970]

Protect our parks episode 7 and Chris's appearance on Joe Rogan or the two most shared on Spotify podcast right now! Congratulations I'm so excited to listen to the Rogan episode after this I love you guys!

[@PearlDrumsHead]

Love ya babes, appreciate the content. Hopefully get to see a “No PRESH standup tour” one day with the babes and Derosa. Seeing Bobo and Santino in April think about it babes I need to see you guys live 👏🏻

[@glenngalea]

classic chrissy right sides... can't help but love his classic look

[@kellymurphy6418]

Hey babes! Another fantastic episode. Chris, you were phenomenal on Jimmy Kimmel! Have a great weekend babes! 💙💙

[@maybeamgorilla8225]

Can't believe the only pillow in the new set has a corner facing Sal 😳

[@StellarOne77]

Holy shit! His pills must be working

[@danabug613]

Hell yeah to Santa Rosa! We out here babe! Come back soon!

[@melissamcguire4855]

I know the babes are really busy...but I'm going to need eppys to be like 3 hours long.

[@nikoleannkelly]

Anytime homeless Pimp comes on screen 😍

[@ac8274]

This is perfect timing! Love you babes!

[@briannedora6875]

Love the new studio babes!!

[@wizzfizzus]

Chrissssy D - rocking the AP!

[@HeyBabepod]

BABES LOOKING GOOD TODAY!! CAREFUL WITH THAT ROBOT

[@Greezeymoney66]

This new studio is perfect

[@autumnraposa3888]

Omg I forgot about "Tuesday"!! Thank you for reminding me!

[@jcmnd]

nostalgic vibes in this episode !

[@jenniferoddo7169]

I love you guys. But my ocd was wondering if you can line the couch up with the line of different colors on the wall??! Sal would so understand 😂😂

[@JiaNaDaRen15]

"Fresno's one of those places you get in and get out" No kidding! Parents brought me there at 10 years old and at 25 I was gone!

[@UrbanLegend2k11]

That Holiday Inn is by the airport. Man I hope you tried Grill Masters right on Clovis. It's fire!

[@Jilliandoug]

Chrissy please come to Santa Rosa and Sal please come back one day i missed your December show😢

[@beachchickensmedia]

chrissy killing it

[@laurelf.1363]

Loved Oksana Bayul’s skating. Didn’t know she had a restaurant.

[@JR-tc7ck]

Good to see Sal back in control of himself..his appearance on Legion of Skanks was legendary.

[@Felipe-ou4jz]

Congrats to Sally on having a personal stylist at home and luscious hair 💁 Congrats to Chrissy on J.K. and to his patience and perseverance because those sleeves would have driven me crazy!! 😂 Make no mistake! This was a wonderful episode 😊❤

[@turkdiamond]

38:07... I was about to walk into a customers home, when I noticed they had a Bloom Cafe sticker on the glass of their screen door... & when the customer answered the door, I was still laughing, like a crazy person.

[@mattj340]

Just flawless transition from topics and concepts?

[@tanklin4015]

Let's go!!! Happens every week still feel like it never gonna show up lmao 🤣🤣😅😅

[@Tylersnotyours]

Sal interrupts story’s so much lol

[@kyrieguenther1501]

YES! The Santa Rosa show was the best! The babes are welcome back anytime!

[@jamelmakosky1472]

I refer to my husband as only my old man even though hes younger than me.🤣🤣🤣

[@chanellbunger7611]

Thursdays are for the babes!

[@theootsface]

Aalllllleddggedllllllyyyy

[@SabrinaRene4565]

Lmao Chrissy had the WORST time to come to california. We’re experiencing our own weather phenomena in every part of the state 😂

[@Masked_Rider420]

Love the Tokyo Biohacks, Sal. I have a pair myself-with the pink laces in em

[@thapalemexican]

Need the two of you on the H3 podcast! Would love to see the dynamic between Sal, Chrissy & Ethan! Good exposure for the pod too!

[@dylanfenner6863]

Chrissy sporting an AP Royal Oak. Killin it bro 🙏

[@ZZ-rz4hm]

Sal casually describing roko's paradox lol

[@maccalhounlive]

ringtone worthy intro, but we like to be surprised each week so.... lets keep it fresh babe

[@giannacargill6096]

Love the room!

[@cassieshortcake]

The south park painting. lmao

[@lindsayhalton__]

GREAT EP🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 Feeling like home again

[@lee-zle-reu]

I was blasting my new Whitney Houston cassette in my tape deck and my twin sister couldn’t take it anymore so she put q-tips in her ears and then accidentally put her shoulder up to right ear and punctured her ear drum!

[@Oliver.Verdant]

Jeff from Athlean X is not Dead. I had a panic attack hearing that joke 😂

[@PretENDOgolf]

Chrissy, imma need that AP bro. Always excited for the babes, and chrissy, you were hilarious on kimmel

[@MoneyMark97]

PLEASE make that the new intro of the show lmao

[@codypohlenz4753]

Yo that intro song was dope lol

[@zakwilken]

Yung Gravey is a great shout!

[@RayRae559]

It's ALWAYS a good day when The Babes are talking!

[@eflizotte]

I see that royal oak Chrissy cashin in

[@WackiiJackii]

Realized Chrissy's eye doc is only 2 blocks from my eye doc on second ave. I'll be changing docs now, babe! I need some fly glasses too.

[@bigtoke9456]

It’s great to be back in the swing of things

[@ReallyBigBrother]

Sal got that acclaimed merch ✌️✌️

[@gfeast4518]

Chrissy with the AP on wrist?! Wise investment haha

[@LuizHenriquePinho87]

Hey Babe Happy Thursday Babes

[@angeloberardi5834]

Chrissy making Heybizzle rated R lately. Shits dope

[@BrooklynGreg718]

On Rogan instantly after Chrissy asked to have a sleepover Joe ended the show. LMAO.

[@willczebatol9475]

Dope watch

[@arturoaguayo2254]

I LOVE the AEW “scissor me” shirt Sal is rocking lol!

[@daddyhec]

Chrissy please longer sweaters