CHATS #10

funny texts and chats from all over the internet
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funniest texts ever and memes and best text messages

[@fainted]

who wants to give me kissEYYSS

[@braydonhanson3507]

Meeee

[@05er97]

me

[@pogdan7966]

Me

[@milesburkehistoryseeking]

yes pls

[@Sadako.]

*mwahs*

[@muhammadalzagiar4057]

When Fainted doesn't say: "whats up cuties" Depression 100

[@businesshumor8598]

Suicide 100

[@skksksskksskk5191]

ghost 6969 *Deathpacito

[@ushie3808]

self-esteem -100

[@soomoothie]

I'm not liking it's the 666th like

[@ushie3808]

please nobody like let's keep it at 666

[@theaestheticrblxsisters8397]

*the “holy cow that's outta this world” chat brightened up my day*

[@greenbean7478]

ok

[@issy4LIFR]

"my phone rang during the funeral!" "so?" "my ringtone is highway to hell..." 🤷‍♀️😂

[@nc8676]

😂

[@qafootball9033]

oh well 😂

[@Arqkn]

That would be creepy asf tho 😭

[@loasoda]

*confused laughter?*

[@doaaazaam9823]

guess lm glin* to hell

[@puddles1917]

Wait- when I saw the thumbnail, I thought it said, “Kidneys” instead of “Kisseys” and I just kinda accepted it.

[@maplesyrup2812]

😂i can't breathe

[@harg5544]

why am i surprised

[@chongyunmain7388]

You dare to leave without giving me kidneys-

[@Void-og3hv]

GIVE ME THE DAMN KIDNEYS

[@lillym.1612]

Sameee

[@nenokan]

Since he wont say It I WILL. "What's up cuties"

[@TheIheartjayla]

:)

[@russianremixs3027]

Thanks cutie

[@jacksonlol8311]

Hi, fellow cutie! ;)

[@fernaburna]

👑

[@chelsexe3571]

thanks cutie

[@soiee2821]

0:23 Damn, he tried his best tho

[@enzycodm]

When he added that clip of Mike wazoski falling over I died

[@jayminnie8807]

I love how people don’t even try and make the chats look real lmaooo

[@innerc1ty]

lmao us kpop stans we- we flirt another way-

[@danyoung9711]

Ik why would they have the images just there

[@mrKing-oj1tk]

@@danyoung9711 half of them are probably dads what do you expect

[@danyoung9711]

@@mrKing-oj1tk ur probably right

[@LXKKE]

@@innerc1tycan- you- speak- please- ?-

[@paridhiranjan4482]

bruh... he didn’t say “what’s up cuties daddy fainted here“ i’m crying :(

[@medzanix8797]

Here's an onion, cry summore, loser🤣🤣

[@medzanix8797]

If you need some random dude saying "hey cuties" to help you get through during the day, you're useless to society...

[@Artem-iv2xc]

this comment was 8 months ago and most likely a joke dude if anything, you’re the loser for not understanding it.

[@inksans7952]

o👄o

[@ray2426]

@@medzanix8797 ur weird

[@rijaja]

6:55 Congrats to the people making these fake conversations and don't even know how messaging apps work.

[@soinaisthebestest3270]

Yep

[@ElizabethCherryBlossom]

Yep Why the heck would they call their kid mom?

[@bambamthemanman]

@@ElizabethCherryBlossom BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

[@charagottaknife7102]

@- Нєι¢нσυυ - my brain just lost 10 braincells trying to read your comment ;-;

[@nightytime]

Money isn’t even made from paper…

[@R.a.y.n.e_]

"Hello number neighbor" "You just texted my dead wife's phone" *_Let's play 8 Ball!_*

[@reverse_slurpyy4844]

*8 BALL*

[@connoresmondo]

*8 BALL*

[@purple._flowers]

*8 BALL*

[@altaccount393]

*9 BALL*

[@stupidgoomba7587]

*10 BALL*

[@danielyu2198]

When you realize that 99% of the chats are staged

[@nolanberghout5116]

It's mostly all staged but I still enjoy them as long as the people who staged them just tried to put a smile on somones face

[@fasuto8656]

I think that's the point of the series

[@watercolours7989]

it's funny you're taking it seriously

[@nexiboi]

i wouldn't even care but when they mess up who texts who i get angry...

[@cobra-ms4mg]

444 likes on this comment. mista isnt happy

[@crayte]

4:53 bruh this dude is messaging the therapist not the other way around

[@AxxLAfriku]

Why is Donald Trump pretty and I am not? But why does he only have a wife but I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS who I show off in my masterpiece YT videos? Do you know the answer, dear brendan

[@tuxedobirb9110]

a lot of those "messaging" screenshots are like that: the reverse of what they should be

[@cojo-4]

Same with 6:55, unless the mom named her child Mom

[@rha-phenomlegends7304]

Space therapist out

[@EvAn-tm3yb]

@@AxxLAfriku wtf

[@kano...777]

When you hear a strange sound in the car so you remove the billie eillish CD: Mekanik

[@greenbean7478]

ok

[@gemiguess]

8:26 OMG SO WHOLESOME I CANT

[@waferae]

When your favorite KZbinr forgets to say "What's up, cuties" I suddenly don't feel loved anymore 😔

[@adalynnitzling2123]

OOF

[@irin5941]

1:54

[@delighyt]

here I'll make you feel better "What's up, cuties."

[@julianflores6831]

Hey baby

[@harpr27]

@@irin5941 😂😂😂

[@ippedhairntertainment2328]

This is the official petition for Fainted to start calling us Cuties again.

[@redmarker970]

exist to sign

[@hooty2239]

*Signs in really big and bold handwriting* There. That should be enough signatures

[@BarelyyEditing]

“My ringtone is highway to hell...” Me: *wheeze* 💀🤚

[@nightcordkaito]

*tea kettle*

[@BarelyyEditing]

@@nightcordkaito *Yes*

[@blazre]

5:57 the way he said pp was like toddlers just learning the word

[@justjeff8015]

THIS IS THE THIRD TIME HE DIDN'T SAY WHATS UP CUTIES

[@khatunamezvrishvili6211]

I'm unsubbing

[@nostalgiafanfics3168]

we should cancel him 😡😢😢

[@nostalgiafanfics3168]

Professor Otis no this is unforgivable behavior 😓

[@khatunamezvrishvili6211]

@Professor Otis we're very lonely

[@potatoechips5497]

Maybe he doesn't love us anymore 😟

[@extranosense9553]

2:42 Nice Joe Swanson impression, daddy Fainted.

[@cherriXfox]

The Blue Fox daddy fainted 😌

[@gemiguess]

We are his loyal children :>

[@wesammoh3682]

Nose thumb eye head

[@notbread2193]

when he doesnt say “whats up cuties”

[@greenbean7478]

ok

[@sERaPHINEve]

👧 👗 this is lily, she’s 7 but she really wants to be 21... But she has to wait because she can’t age up by people tapping on glass stupid

[@michawilawer5038]

Love her or Hate her she speaking staright fax

[@thatfnafkid7659]

yes but i still will

[@hi.8418]

I remembered when everybody used this for likes-

[@lemonlesslime2738]

Coming back in 14 years

[@Jmcwow275]

Wow dude you deserve a like

[@asmophoria5161]

6:57 Ah yes, contact named mom while being called mom B)

[@anthonylomeli9272]

big brain

[@gemiguess]

big brain

[@dusang9680]

big brain

[@okayhi6615]

big brain

[@randompersonlol253]

big brain

[@designeddust7397]

He didn't say "what's up cuties, it's daddy fainted"

[@Cvpidsarrcw.]

........I-

[@cae6158]

:((

[@duennchriss]

6:53 Saving the contact of his kid as "mom" is called a pro gamer move

[@mrgungus]

Kid being called mom and you call the mom a guy 😐

[@kaira6301]

"holy cow it is out of this world" and then the picture before lmao

[@delroystewart3352]

🤮

[@xanderz101]

6:51 hmm... why would you name your child mom?

[@iainesivelafeonalanting668]

Ikr

[@WoogaChan]

Nobody: Fainted when something funny happens: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@lxxlelexxl6438]

These r super funny I can’t stop watching them lmaoo

[@fatmasterchief8881]

"Well I got you a toothbrush in the same color" haha, prenk

[@diamondboygamin3206]

“Dude you just texted my dead wife’s phone” *Phone*:LETS PLAY 8 BALL!

[@sxlencx3347]

So i was at school the other day and we were not allowed to bring our phones with us.My teacher had to make sure that we didn't bring the phones and asked for the time my dumbass said half past ten and i wasn't even wearing a handwatch😔😔

[@wiktorianuzia9518]

You were at *school the other day* isn't like everyone on lockdown wot?

[@sxlencx3347]

@@wiktorianuzia9518 not where i live bruv

[@burgerpatty]

Wiktoria Nuzia dude, not everyone lives in the same country.

[@mrgungus]

burger patty the whole world was basically on lockdown 🗿

[@artietimmy117]

Like, this guy just goes around.. collecting people's chats😂😂 you're awesome 💯❤️

[@carbsinmilk8527]

15:14 I did that in kindergarten. It haunts me to this day

[@havesomecoffee4708]

Mike: falls Speaker: Yellow tape around his body

[@greenbean7478]

ok

[@captainsmith5851]

@@greenbean7478 ok

[@greenbean7478]

@@captainsmith5851 ok

[@captainsmith5851]

@@greenbean7478 ok

[@Angel-Devil249]

@@captainsmith5851 ok

[@jaydir]

When I saw that thumbnail, I fell in love bro also anyone know where to find that pick in the thumb nail? I need that in my life bro

[@vjxker7703]

2:35 HAD ME DEAD, AND STILL DOES🤣🤣🤣

[@WheresCam]

Lol the frist one i cant 🤣🤣🤣

[@luciazemanova7635]

1:50 I started vibing on that. Author, what’s this version on coffin dance song?

[@lumira08]

This was 1 year ago and you probably found it already, but I think it's the oof version

[@EX0T1C.L0VE]

when he said “ epic pp” i started laughing 😂

[@user-uw7ow6hz5k]

1:56.. JOSH IS SLAMMING THE TABLE *AGRESSIVELY SOBS*

[@Jxhsxn]

The maria a b c one lmaooo

[@jayalalitkumar2470]

0:41 Please tell me the name of this audio....PLEASE!

[@jacksuxatrl1171]

omae wa mou shinderou nani

[@cherryadeeebe1870]

Translation: What?! YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD. JRINNNNNNGGGGGGG

[@nora-fs8nq]

The song is "voltaic reaction" by kevin macleod

[@cne1976]

i thought it said kidneys not kisseys

[@birdanimates4920]

Oh 😥

[@acesnperw4756]

I always laughed during watch this videos

[@notmozart5105]

tbh the "holy cow thats outta this world" was actually funny

[@F5Noobie]

Newton’s Second Law: E = mc^2 carry the 1, find the compound interest of 20, and there ya have it! Thank me later 👌🏾

[@Karpahid00]

👌🏾

[@gigachad22272]

4:29 why does "you ok?" sound like "you're gay?"

[@idiott101]

OMG IKRR

[@jannisdrosos1953]

0:04 Those sound effects had me dead🤣🤣✨

[@MaxiLee3600]

The thumbnail- *me dying of laughter*

[@VillainApologist_]

7:10 it says “Mom” But then the person said, “hey mom” So it should’ve said “son” or “daughter” 🙃🙃🙃

[@catastrophicmid-lifecrisis451]

Some people call their kids what they get called. My mum calls us( me and my siblings)mum in our home language . It could be the answer , but I dunno 🤷

[@pufferfish5065]

@@catastrophicmid-lifecrisis451 why

[@catastrophicmid-lifecrisis451]

pufferfish Dunno , I get called Grandfather and Grandmother by my Grandparents, Get called Mum , Dad , Sister , Brother , Aunt and Uncle , all by the people who are the roles they call me . It’s kinda like a term of endearment like “ Darling “ or “ Sweetheart”

[@VillainApologist_]

@@catastrophicmid-lifecrisis451 weird I'm judging u

[@pufferfish5065]

@@VillainApologist_ yeah me too

[@ursafuriosaa]

Que comment about how this is the earliest I've been.

[@richdrew2576]

That collection is awesome

[@spooky_bugz]

That "BRUH" was perfect!

[@greenbean7478]

ok

[@hogwarts_edits1189]

hey guys! if someone ever does the "where does paper come from?" just respond with "Ok but where do you think ink comes from..?"

[@lemony.118]

7:01 uH how does this chat work

[@lizv8928]

When he said it’s a me with a Mario picture I was died laughing

[@DotKom01]

2:35 Don't mind me I just have to keep replaying this because it's the funniest thing I've seen in awhile

[@manuelirazabal1555]

Dollars are actually made of cotton that doesnt come from trees

[@MsLandry2000]

woah im early again 3rd time today

[@crook7493]

me looking for who tf asked: 🤨🧐

[@MsLandry2000]

@@crook7493 Oh come on seriously-

[@thm_luc1d15]

COFFIN DANCE HAD ME VIBIN

[@dontask6263]

He didn't say hey cuties,no kiseyyyys for him.

[@jadern5069]

Lemme type something, “Nose” “Heart” Help m-

[@crinklebutt]

Lungs I can’t bre-

[@user-xu5jv6rh4i]

Intestines I cant ea-

[@Mr._Lonely]

Throat

[@gerobbbbbbbb]

👃❤

[@adolphin3391]

my pp hurts :((

[@adolphin3391]

@Kendrick La7mar mine was red for some reason

[@quinlynupdike6487]

I proceeded to actually laugh out loud. lol

[@heppuw1579]

Bro I couldn't stop laughing lol

[@jordanalex6880]

lots of these are clearly fake texts. for example, at 6:57, the contact says "mom" but the mom in the scenario is the one on the receiving end...

[@lizzynicoll724]

it’s a joke dumb as

[@hangeisthebest8508]

MxlkyWay how are us saying that this person is a dumbass when you can’t even spell

[@fatimah-mz8zp]

Nino The amaze cause they don’t wanna say dumbass probably

[@gemiguess]

This hurts my brain

[@jordanalex6880]

@@lizzynicoll724 low effort jokes aren't funny

[@cosmickitties_]

wHo wAnTs KisSiEs FrOm mE *fainted does*

[@uMaud]

0:10 I remember the Barbie film wich this blue creature came from and never thought I would be reminded of that so many years later 😂

[@dara-dj1zl]

1:49 _i a m d i e i n g_ 😂😂😂

[@MeltingMellons]

Day 21 of commenting marry me

[@agent_okami827]

0:00 I read that as: You dare leave without giving me *KIDNEYS*

[@anidiot306]

“My ringtone is highway to hell....” OH NO,OH NO,OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

[@itadoriyuji477]

The first one is so me😂

[@Strohhalmi]

6:32 lmfao so hard bro I CANT STOP HELPPPPPPPP

[@kiloknight94]

0:05 conversation is exactly me and my girl lol

[@fulcrumR6]

when he said the she wont touch my playsation again, he sounded like joe seanseson

[@flurrytheicewing256]

i love your end music :)))

[@notme2629]

Bruh the pic tho of the thumbnail LOL ,😂😂😂😂

[@armas6716]

the cow one got me

[@zyothy9288]

7:29 thats the best pickup line ive ever seen.

[@theunitedstatesofamerica4862]

I just got a mortal Kombat 11 ad, about friendship.

[@artificiallysweetener]

I love the first one- Bibble.

[@humantrash7548]

Fainted saying kisseys made my day-

[@thatoneguyPCB]

Josh and Kellie thing got me dead

[@monkeyseemonkeydo9189]

0:40 LOL JUST LOL 😂 CNAT STOP LAUGHING

[@ninjax7602]

that maid ghost tho 😅

[@hasankamal3114]

2:43, i had a Hol'up moment lmao

[@floxiesaysreadmybio4988]

4:14 **flashbacks to the skit Kurtis Conner made of this**

[@cassidy8523]

I watched that movie so much that I KNEW what that thing was from...(I'm talking about the picture on the thumbnail)

[@Rin33241]

0:08 WTF I WAS SO CONFUSED AND LAUGHING

[@kevinmolinayt6301]

Get this man to 1 MILLION!

[@NugPlug69]

I love how all the dads have a Cronk voice

[@l._.9367]

I love the realisation at 0:50

[@mearness4027]

0:19 ah yes, the way to fix any problem *_8 Ball_*

[@destinedcookie9876]

0:35 Dude I can't 🤣🤣😭😭😂😂

[@BRINGBACKDOUBLEDYNAMICS]

The step mom one 😂😭💀

[@Dr_Gears]

Are you building a solar system 🤣🤣🤣🤣