FUNNIEST TEXT MESSAGES

[@ripthischannel829]

Vans really said “you don’t even skate poser” 😂 90% of their profits are people who don’t even skate

[@hadley20]

hehe i used to skate until i jumped off my skateboard and sprained my ankle on both sides and was hurt for 4 months and went to physical therapy for 2 months but it was all bc i was wearing sandals when i was skating down a hill and i jumped off bc i was going to hit something. anyways sorry for my life story but the moral of the story is don’t wear birkenstock’s while skating

[@myskrillaa]

bruh who asked

[@astrolouise6904]

most of them are bisexuals

[@yveuhs]

@@myskrillaa your mom

[@eh-vuh-lin9048]

@@astrolouise6904 i- why is this true, literally me :0

[@Isaiah_wrestle321]

*hey what's up cuties* gets me every time

[@epicgachalifeskits4282]

@Smexy pringles i dislike u

[@NotVeryBible]

~hey what's up cuties~

[@local_psycho_8156]

Lol yea

[@ThePhallusAnnihilators]

@Sofa Kingstupid they’re talking about fainted saying “hey what’s up cuties”

[@jasburger]

These replies suck

[@ctgmighty7039]

Fainted's "what's up cuties" is the reason i smile every day

[@S.Henry_Crawford]

"My son died at level 4"

[@Elden_one]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bojIiqpmm7Cjras How to defeat cancer

[@not_herobrine3752]

"noob"

[@antonryelund7344]

@@Elden_one that actually scared me

[@Elden_one]

@@antonryelund7344 yeah its a very popular creepypasta (worldcorp)

[@coal8895]

Noob

[@supermanobama8425]

this was in my recommended when it got released like a minute ago

[@siyona5535]

Yeah and...?

[@somecursedcommentguy537]

Yo i just go 2 fucking 30 second unskipable adds

[@fresh-qh3bo]

@@somecursedcommentguy537 Idc-

[@amandis_789]

For me this was recommend when it got released a month ago

[@moth995]

:0 me watch u vids

[@wally2905]

Fainted posts a vid Fainted: hey what’s up cuties Me: have u looked at me?

[@Smethingriginal]

Ikr

[@fatesealer366]

nah dont get ur self down if hes says ur a cutie then i billeve ur a cutie

[@ivantheterrible3618]

@@fatesealer366 have you seen me?

[@zoe-vr3wh]

Well any of us has not seen each other

[@ivantheterrible3618]

@@zoe-vr3wh true

[@nvxski_]

i dont think he realizes how many people's days he making a LOT better, like..."what's up cuties🥺" imagine if that's the first time anyone been called that😭

[@Kizaco]

My first vid of him was my first time being called cute, that was a great day.

[@gopackgo5772]

Overused as hell

[@nvxski_]

@@gopackgo5772 cool thanks🖤your attitude is overused as hell

[@vultrexz]

@@nvxski_ let me just steal that comeback real quick-

[@bellelov3su]

@@vultrexz LMAOOOO

[@eh-vuh-lin9048]

*me, watching this when i'm failing all my classes*

[@17kzid]

hello fellow army

[@eh-vuh-lin9048]

@@17kzid hello :)

[@oliviagraham3170]

Welp sowy for you

[@peppapig-vj4hk]

literally me

[@katy_burrito3056]

Same bruh 💀

[@Arturopakastur]

Cats: meow Dogs: woof 9-year-olds: *FIRST FIRST*

[@cyclinggnome8299]

First

[@karkorair]

Ah yes, the big funny lmao

[@toast8184]

Not funny didn’t laugh

[@ilovecats3778]

6th

[@wtf-rg9jh]

you said that like 45 times on this channel. and its not even funny

[@thw0mew391]

yo this tumbnail is savage, almost as savage as wearing fainted merch and screaming sub to fainted at a convention.

[@Trailypoo]

Yea boiiii

[@suixidd]

Yeahh

[@darlinehouston4720]

My man

[@geometrydashspecials6017]

Yessir🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯

[@flamingkillermc2806]

Miss opportunity to title it : *”Hilarious Text Messages”* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Zadem]

LMFAO

[@SparrowIZ]

Wake up with no HUUUIUUUUIIIoooo

[@SparrowIZ]

Julioioioioiooiiioioo𒈒

[@SparrowIZ]

Can I can't baby jeans

[@Husslz]

Those profile picture sure does bring back memories

[@Quilla-r8q]

I forgot to mute myself in an online class on a Friday while watching this.. I bursted out laughing SO hard. Yea I got in trouble- no regrets though. I honestly love this.

[@raybunnyy]

Dang even the haters have their notifications on 🌚

[@joshtheboss4202]

Hey does anyone else feel the void in they're heart fill up when he says "hey cuties"

[@harroldinab]

Nobody

[@harroldinab]

Fucking

[@harroldinab]

Cares

[@thebaseelanthebasavagam220]

About

[@thebaseelanthebasavagam220]

@@harroldinab.

[@qwebly]

Day 60 of asking fainted to say "whats up cuties" in his anime girl voice

[@thattee4964]

Fainted saying “whats up cuties” in his anime girl voice: m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/moLaZapvjMyLmbM

[@rebelli65]

@@thattee4964 😔

[@mdhudghkehegsb]

@@thattee4964 I’m not falling for that man

[@emptycemetery]

@@thattee4964 u thought

[@kristinasylvester9011]

@@thattee4964 im coming to your house and stealing your lucky charms and toilet seat.

[@CrimsonCoder14]

Thanks for curing cancer and airlifting me a mansion bro, it really helped me out!

[@esmie_weeb2331]

“Hey cuties” is life I love his voice 🥰 it’s so calming❤️😌

[@AscendedZenith]

Unfortunately most of these belong to r/comedycemetery

[@yuseisatouissuffering]

No, send it to r/comedyhell

[@clairejk-anduhyuujitooig9795]

I’m early and I just wanna say that these videos are one of the only three highlights of my day: *food, these, and books*

[@UpSurge775]

Fainted:wassup cuties 5 year olds:Ewwwwww nasty High schoolers: i didnt hear that name in a longgg time

[@scottydude456]

Day 39 of me asking fainted to say ”what's up cuties” in his anime girl voice

[@vangyng]

yes

[@Myster..Money.]

1:35 i got an ad showing me to get youtube premium so i can watch "learn how to olly"

[@xxbatmanb3y0ndxx56]

wHaTs Up CuTiEs I love it.

[@druggy.-8968]

Damn i was waiting for one this...it acctually made my day

[@ace-of-spades9234]

2:30 this is pure GOLD

[@trilliuxlive]

1:54 that moan is the very thing that will make me fail No Nut November

[@SincereApollogies]

Is this an r/suddenlygay

[@ddm_gamer]

@@SincereApollogies Always have been

[@weedtexting7323]

Your videos always make my day❤

[@nicky_the_loser]

Fainted saying "what's up cuties" Gave me a reason to live

[@harroldinab]

Why do all the edgy kids say post this comment into all of fainteds videos? Nobody cares anymore about how the phrase has influenced you anymore

[@hutao136]

😀

[@BjGo]

1:42 Me, watching this on my PC: 🤸‍♂️

[@ayako3859]

"what's up cuties" ^ this is why i am here

[@kawiski7]

yes

[@lol-fh3sd]

Yes

[@raoufbensalem3417]

No

[@ayako3859]

@@raoufbensalem3417 ok

[@raoufbensalem3417]

@@ayako3859 NO

[@Skizerrr]

8:23 LMAO HE’S JUST HELLA STRAIGHTFORWARD

[@That_Isabelle]

*everyone asks what’s up cuties, but they never ask, how’s up cuties* 😔✊

[@vangyng]

pfftt

[@fae3726]

💔💔

[@kiiturii]

gotta love it when there's those rare one or two real ones in the sea of fake ones

[@leospanic3971]

The fact that he knows its not funny makes it better

[@isaiasmedina8447]

True

[@thepandamc4093]

6:52 Advencement got: serious dedication

[@flashweb981]

The thumbnail is a straight violation 😂

[@DirtyDan2005]

The first text: any cheating tips?? Me:😐 okay? 2secs later: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@kaylind.1804]

I love his voice... 🥺🥺 “what’s up cuties” *internal screaming* Like it’s literally helping me fall asleep 😭🥺

[@RoninOwin1738]

A friend of mine blocked me on discord because I was a little bit too clingy w her is probably the reason. A friend of hers phrased it like I ruined everything when really both of them are overreacting. But the what’s up cuties makes me feel better about myself

[@dank7867.]

Damn, wanna be friends on discord?

[@nhoyfoxtrotable]

Aw.. you okay? You can talk to me if you want

[@johnfamily9416]

#1 meme reader on KZbin

[@shhtrawberry1809]

Me: a skater Also me: not wearing vans

[@kalecardenas9645]

Yeah fuck that vans won’t get me clout I need to where my aj1

[@TRC-ho1yx]

The ✨suspense ✨you add to these messages Love it!!😂

[@kumichomp71]

I just wanna say I love the creators pfp I watched “Spirted away” it was THE BEST!

[@loversinthemoonn]

SAME that's why I like this dude.

[@kumichomp71]

@@loversinthemoonn yes

[@therealjohnnycade]

fainteds "whats up cuties?" is why i wake up everyday at 3:A.M-_-

[@Simpishluc]

The last time I was this early he didn’t call us cuties-

[@hadley20]

fainted is a legend fainted you a legend

[@Arturopakastur]

You are not first, You are not last, But most certainly Nobody asked

[@chaslynbetiong7452]

First

[@nonametay.4159]

@mynameisjeff i don’t think so lmao... came back to the same vid after 5 months but i’m last now

[@yxngqueso3158]

I like how this is funniest fake texts, I've been stolen and stripped from my toe socks

[@gowontv]

i am early but i have no idea what to say lol

[@tkaylanka]

Same

[@chfrqn4dl]

here before notifications

[@__.....]

Nice

[@soft_mocha6780]

Adds: I can't reach pink colour! What the add is about: building a house.

[@icedtea3260]

I love the voice he does to imitate the females 🤣😭

[@orenjion]

You know your early when there are more likes than views

[@mcraefrakes4754]

Wtf am I even watching this but Lowkey being entertained too 😂

[@wimur9454]

fainted acting like he didn't just upload his vid at 2am

[@wzlker]

Hey Fainted, love the Funny text messages

[@lol-fh3sd]

'Whats up cuties' is the reson im alive honestly-

[@Texcellence_Gamer]

at 7:45 i was actually eating chinese takout whilst i was wtaching this lmao

[@sugamama4036]

He called me a cutie🥺❤

[@SparrowIZ]

You're ugly

[@MrsHappy-wv6kx]

@@SparrowIZ You're Illegal

[@sugamama4036]

@@SparrowIZ 👁👄👁 ➖👄➖ 👁👄👁 Yo mama

[@shanlanglyngdoh5965]

@@SparrowIZ your mama is a cutie

[@ashe5891]

u are a cutie😳❤

[@dastardlydookie]

Fainted really just said “Woum woum woum.” I literally felt that on a spiritual level. 😔

[@shockmommyjade]

vans be like: your not even a skater poser all the people that buy their shoes: 👁👄👁

[@hmm9405]

1:44 "Rotate your phone" Me whose using a laptop: *INTENSE SPINE CRACKING INTESIFIES*

[@jackd9112]

Nah I agree with the parenting thing, if your gonna be picky and not eat meat, don't eat.

[@Cozy-LT]

“Are you dumb” reply’s “yes”

[@wiltedcherrytree3229]

fainted calling us cuties is the only thing in life currently making me feel loved

[@hadley20]

same💖🔪🍊🤡🔫

[@gacha_grace_isme2430]

“I feel like the breaking bad song is about to come in..” wHoM wHom

[@flameofthephoenix9273]

4:23 to 4:34. This made me laugh so hard. Edit: 4:55 to 5:07. This made me laugh too.

[@thatonedickheadyute8392]

If someone said “hey what’s up cutie?🤪” I would sent 11 and a half voice messages of me laughing 🤣

[@cone3556]

remember me when you hit 50 subs

[@nithitos2681]

ok

[@aviomons]

Remember *me* when *you* get 50 subscribers.

[@MachoTM]

Exactly 10 minutes, chad

[@abood_is_alive]

he liked the "any cheatin tips?" joke so much that he put it three times.

[@samiraahmed5581]

vm.tiktok.com/ZMJb12kkx/@

[@blessingm8354]

4:32 I was eating an apple and started chocking when i saw that, idk why 😂😂

[@basedjesus21]

i'm watching this when i'm supposed to be doing chemistry homework

[@itz_hollow3931]

I love when they say what is up cuties I love it

[@leafy1694]

Fainted gives off mature 12 year old vibes

[@hutao136]

But not a lot of people simp for 12 year olds 😀

[@nonametay.4159]

@Yukki well oof

[@kateb7751]

you give off wannabe mature 12 year old vibes

[@Velocity_goated]

Fainted:whats up cuties. Me:i feel loved

[@gabbyshangout9917]

1:51. When he meant rotate your phone he meant turn it upside down. The message said I love u. n 3^07 !

[@lillybeck8974]

7:19 LOL THAT ONE GOT ME 😂

[@bruhman5403]

Bruh where’s the “cheescak 🤤”

[@martinblackwoodscuppety]

Why do I always end up watching Fainted at 12am-

[@wallewaltz]

what's up cuties

[@waferae]

literally every fainted fan: 😱😱😱😱😱😱💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

[@scarrow3876]

@@waferae no

[@waferae]

@@scarrow3876 thanks for reminding me that reply existed

[@justarandomnobody4152]

@@waferae no

[@user-ve5ow8so7x]

The one on the thumbnail is savageee😂

[@DreamWLia]

Fainted “what’s up cuties” Us what’s up fainted we are cuties This so stupid ✨😂😂😂✨

[@victorialuna7941]

dont call me son--------------------------------- my brain: "call ME SON ONE MORE TIME " hamilton the musical ahahha

[@packman1002]

Day 59 of asking fainted to say “call me ranch cause I be dressing” as one of his cringe intros please

[@raven.reigns]

That gamer convo pure *chef's kiss*

[@aokoo9009]

I wonder when you will run out or Chihiro Ogino pics for the intro (the girl from spirited away)

[@skxrred]

thx for giving me something to watch during zoom

[@jessicaleee]

0:30

[@Quitten_YT]

Him: starts doing breaking bad song Ads: aight that’s my queue

[@biggyd336]

This was so incredibly cringe, knowing that most of them are extremely fake makes it even worse

[@dojagrandeuwu8787]

EARLYYYY ASF😂😂

[@teddyfine]

Hey

[@sklooke]

hey

[@joshuagaytan8159]

Hey man

[@53ra]

Hey first comment

[@pipermcqueen2914]

that last friend sounds like me 🤣

[@skweechi1773]

ngl this one was weak. instagram humor type beat.

[@zb_fuForReal]

He do be spamming ads so he can get more full-body anima pillows.

[@stevecrall3180]

He said “hey what’s up cuties” 🥰

[@GoosefieldYT]

1:51 funny how it spells "never!" In weird numbers untill your phone/ipad/head is upside down

[@astranger4756]

youtube recommended me this on both my phone and my computer

[@LittleNezie]

the fact you uploaded at about 2:30am in the morning British time