CHEAP and NASTY Full English BREAKFAST in LONDON Docklands!

[@kman4893]

So glad you’re exposing these places. Owners think they can buy cheap and disgusting ingredients and flog it off to the unsuspecting and gullible. It’s conning people and daylight robbery. You would go to Rome and get served a microwave lasagne. Shame on them. I’ll get down from my soapbox. Keep up the great work and keep telling the truth.

[@kman4893]

*wouldn’t

[@THEBESTGTACONTENT]

Just everyone review them

[@DrDaveW]

And that is why visitors to the UK think our food is bad. But, in a similar tourist trap in Rome you might get microwaved lasagna.

[@terryleather4920]

I've been to better local Italians in England than the ones I experienced in Rome

[@ttonypayne5077]

Yeah to a point but as much as I watch and follow the Macmaster he is not really a conscious of food? It is impossible too deal with individual choice, BUT many will agree with his views. Only one way see if any body replies to particular visits and see there point/opinion then you may fet a general consensus.

[@pauljones3557]

Ikea stores in London do a 5 item breakfast with free tea of coffee for only £1.75. Wetherspoons many pubs all over London. also do a full English breakfast for under 4 pound.

[@lmoein]

Had IKEA breakfast last Sunday - perfectly edible at a great price.

[@wtfdidijustwatch5053]

B B B But if you’re goin to Ikea cafe, gotta be the meatballs all day long!

[@toonmouthtyne2482]

@@wtfdidijustwatch5053 they are disgusting

[@donnaallan2190]

Cheap and cheerful greasy spoon as appose to the Ivy, you get what you pay for . Poor chef doing his best probably working many hours on minimum wage as appose to the well trained, well paid, arrogant waiter in the Ivy that didn't give you the time of day .🙄

[@rudeboijasmithy]

Could have made this video in half the time and also it always comes down to how hungry you are. Your really hungry this would taste beautiful.

[@emmas5000]

Never trust anywhere that sells fake watered down ketchup

[@JOHNNY-zx1lc]

Never trust a cafe with pizza, curry and full English on the same menu. Can you imagine what the kitchen looks like 😧

[@glynnbarton2614]

it isnt breakfast without fried bread and black pudding

[@jaynefrazer883]

Love you two you’re like a double act brighten my day x

[@stevev3664]

The chips were in place of the hash browns you would normally get. The egg might have been microwaved. That smell that you describe is usually from old rancid cooking oil.

[@trance530]

Theres something refreshingly british about your channel compared with all the other nutty food review channels. Great stuff.

[@smithyc2051]

I don’t know why these places use cheap frozen sausages when a local butcher probably not far from them could supply them with quality meat and not as expensive as they might think.

[@andymullaney1594]

My opinion sausages ,there's so many recipes ,and percentage meat ,and size etc,and how cooked ,but agree ,cheap and nasty alot of places use , but have paid for premium sausages ,to big ,to meaty 90 percent pork ,so to me any sausage people so fussy with ,but a think generally ,was a butchers way and still is ,using up or putting in good or bad on trust ,what do other people think ?

[@pkyid]

I’m from E16 and as soon as I saw the title of this video I knew you were going to the airline cafe 😂😂😂 They also have a bit of a scam going on Uber eats/Deliveroo where they are on there under various names depending on what you want to order. They masquerade as a breakfast cafe, burger place etc all as different names but it’s the same place.

[@DXmYb]

I can just imagine someone ordering from each of the names thinking they're different. Fool me once, shame you fool me twice...

[@georgemurphy1966]

Nice to see you two back together!

[@throbinhood2186]

Looks like a standard breakfast to me

[@kathrynderrer6443]

OMG! That egg! Hilariously awful! And the sausages looked like Benidorm catering sausages! If you pay for food and then it's not up to par - tell them. I ordered mini fish, chips and peas from a place in the Food Hall in the Victorian market, Inverness recently. The chips were lovely, but the peas were hard and cold. Don't think the fish was cooked enough and the batter wasn't crispy. I had to leave the peas - I cant eat hard food and I left most of the batter. I told the "chef" afterwards. If we don't speak up, they won't know they have to raise their game! Just love your vlogs, Lee. Glad you're getting better. ❤

[@brianterry8317]

2 grown men talking about bendy Sausages at a dock Now steady on lads 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@michaelbratton3319]

Sausages looked deep fried as did the bacon, so the rest could be dodgily cooked?? 🤔😮😷🐜

[@paddy4799]

As you leave, ask them if they know any decent cafes around the area

[@lparky4409]

A good way to keep to your diet. The trouble with these places that do a wide range is that they buy in ready made frozen stuff wholesale rather than concentrating on a limited menu with better quality ingredients.

[@Raylufc]

Let Darren pick the restaurants he did warn you before you went in 😂 😂

[@Essydyk]

Glad the pair of you have been up overnight talking about who has the best sausage!

[@ksmith3997]

Beat me to it! 😂

[@sharonbowen6234]

Lmao 🤣🤣

[@pinky11000]

I paid £13.50 for some fish and chips in London the other day my jaw hit the floor when she said the price I can get fish n chips in Yorkshire for £5

[@kenmillwall1885]

Think how we feel we have to pay these overpriced things every day in London

[@tonightwefly]

Large Fish n chips in Skegness £4 _ £5 its crazy the prices in London!

[@alsabet]

Reminded me of the breakfast grandad used to make del boy and Rodney in fools n horses,🍛😱

[@thelmabrindley2369]

Darren's face was a picture, said it all

[@philbamford6957]

That bacon looks like pigs ears that you give to the dog

[@worldnomad8661]

Those eggs though 😂😂 At least you guys were honest about the breakfast. I did look terrible & very NASTY indeed ! Nice bit of comedy thrown in , as usual 😂 Nice vlog Lee 👍

[@GaryGSF]

You need to come to Northern Ireland for the best of breakfast , an Ulster Fry. Best by far is The Pit Stop in Bangor, County Down. Not the restaurant part, the take away which has tables to sit in. Huge breakfast for less than a fiver. They even have their own bakery that makes the soda & potato bread which makes an Ulster Fry unique. Would love to see your video on that one.

[@lizzyask4652]

The beer rule never applies at airports, apparently….🍺😄

[@johndefalque5061]

Cheery looking clean cafe-what could go wrong? Victoria's Gorge was like Docklands but has been gentrified. The Amazing Kreskin, famous fork bender. Reveen the Impossibilist? Rubber eggs, crap sausage, bad bacon, can't get a break! Nanaimo's waterfront should be redeveloped, just one massive scrapyard. At least you didn't get any Spam. Chips suck too-should have had a beer!

[@wtfdidijustwatch5053]

Those sausage cost £1.00 for 100 from cash n carry and are deep fried....Bleuuuuuurrrrgh 😔🤢🤮

[@doodles3075]

Wow super impressed. Don't have to get up from the table to throw your rubbish. The wheely bin is right by the side of you. Health and safety at its best!

[@AGlugofOilJanBennett]

Those sausages were minging! 😬 and those eggs were like plastic lol xx

[@TinaR622]

That was expensive...must be cheaper places in London, even Wetherspoons breakfast would be better than that at half the price. Great to see you and Darren back together though 👍😀

[@suehallows9359]

It actually looks quite nice lol

[@DrDaveW]

I would never go to a restaurant in mainland Europe with pictures of the food. However, with London being such a European destination, it’s not for us, like Spain, it’s for the tourists.

[@lawro04]

Tomato Ketchup with sweetener in, disgusting, vile, cheap & a way for businesses to avoid paying the sugar tax… 😡😡😡

[@adrianpoole9201]

Mike Reed joke. " Can you do breakfast my way" . "what ways that". "beans, black on the bottom and stone cold on top, bacon so springy when you put the fork in it flies off the plate, eggs so rubbery you can bounce them off the table" . Chef says " I don't have time for all that". Me ". You fucking well found time yesterday",

[@oliandcasper]

Think the fact the window's and signage needs a wash dont help,don't look to bad and as for the beer,it's all ways 12 o'clock some where lol

[@hornslane]

Wetherspoons very edible and good at £3.50

[@sarakirk9542]

It would be edible if it was warm. Wetherspoons have trouble keeping their food warm for sure. I live in Bury and we have 2 Wetherspoons. Both are really bad at keeping plates and food hot

[@stevek3036]

Catering Sausages - no Pork - all Bread crumb. The Bacon - I can taste it now - Massive salt attack, no flavour, hard as shoe Leather

[@jojo-ps2pg]

Standard breakfast to me and I'm from the north. Stop being so critical u pair remind me of Kevin and perry. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bigbernie7260]

Everything must be cold by the time you eat it.

[@jayleigh4642]

You two are so funny together. May I ask did you tell them it wasn’t up to standard? Often hard to do but necessary for future patrons I’m thinking. When Darren has the sausage his little face bless him, he looked like a little lost lad. Ahhhhhh. Great Vlog Lee 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🙏🏻

[@leeshellam3150]

Need to man up a bit. Breakfast looked absolutely fine 😅

[@robertleach9120]

The counter was so cluttered with crap that just didn't need to be there ! I'd have just walked out on that ! No pride on having their cafe look warm & inviting !

[@pameladuffin9011]

I could watch you 2 all day the best double act since Ant and Dec love ya xx

[@TheMacMaster]

Lol. Thanks Pamela. x

[@felixcornelius2577]

The widow's memories looked ok , the rest looked duff, eggs didn't look edible

[@rob103rl]

Before even watching you walk in there, I'm saying... WETHERSPOON'S BREKKIE! :-) Edit: Branstons beans are better than Heinz!

[@OliverPrime]

This is why I never go out for or order a cooked breakfast unless we're in a hotel before a flight or something. Over the years I have perfected how I like a fried egg (and bacon, if we're on the subject). Even if I'm given the option of ”How would you like your eggs?”, you can't really hold up the line for 10 minutes while you try to explain the last twenty years of how you arrived at your conclusions. 🤣

[@M.L.E90]

In Lancaster up northwest, there's a place called journey social next to the city library and it's the best food I have ever eaten. The chicken oh jesus mary Joseph and the donkey.

[@jamesgilbert6597]

Joke shop egg 🤣🤣🤣 I burst out laughing

[@linzbarber]

You’d have had to pay me to eat that, ugh! Bent sausage eh? Ooh Matron😂

[@Eliddinn]

Looks good to me that breakfast

[@turbofiredd]

Cheap and nasty which is which I wonder how clean their place is ?

[@TJDG1]

That’s not breakfast it’s brunch.

[@cerb101]

you cant beat a Morrisons breakfast, had one last week was lush beat all the garden centre cafes and local ones by a country mile.

[@DXmYb]

Such a strange place to go for a meal. I'll have to try it.

[@nickgeorgiou123]

Not the Huddersfield Morrisons lol, I wouldn't let my cat eat there

[@AndrzejLondyn]

The owner of every bar must pay rent, business rates, wages, electricity bills so they make savings on the products they use...

[@madwatermelon1316]

That breakfast didn't look appetising. Although I've seen worse. Plate looked too crowded also. Kennington Lane cafe in Vauxhall is pretty decent.

[@martymart7892]

5:40 "I hope your Wong." The fictional character from marvel comics,no of course not.

[@johnwiesen4440]

All I can say is that you do a very good public service. Protect all of us from very bad food and a very bad case of food poisoning.

[@rogerthornhill2435]

That breakfast looked if it had been batch cooked and didn’t appear to be freshly cooked. That would explain the undigestible rock hard bacon and the eggs being hard and dried up. A good sausage is moorish and not soaked in fat. The mushrooms if salty suggests they are tinned. The good side is that the breakfast is helping you keep to your diet.

[@lucaschapman2188]

I had a breakfast in a cafe in North Harrow ( not even proper London) 2 tiny Iceland sausages tiny piece of bacon , egg and 4 or 5 tiny mushroom and a slice of cheap bread and a can of diet coke £8.50!! Bloody RIP off!

[@matthew6994]

The inside looks 100X better then that other cafe/diner dive you went to (you should visit a similar place). I'm always weary when a place like that has such a big varied menu though - the majority of items from the menu were probably bought from Booker wholesale or similar, those eggs were not freshly made and interesting what you said about the look of a quality sausage

[@nataliehick5071]

Cafe looked clean enough (cleaner than the Palace one anyway!) Dont like chips with a fry up and too much baked bean juice for me 🤣

[@jujulionesselsa1416]

I had breakfast at the Savoy some years ago. And I must admit it was absolutely amazing. It came with fancy things on it I don't know what it was. Lol

[@leannelillyrug1514]

I hate my food being piled up like that so it’s a no from me ! They need bigger plates I’d say

[@jackierowe380]

If you were pissed from the night before this would be not bad at all . I do love a good sausage myself.

[@realfacthunt]

I get a better English breakfast here in Pattaya, Thailand than that and its cheaper as well.

[@ninelivecat]

The place that does everything isn't any good at anything

[@captainscarletz]

2 euros abroad ive never had a good breakfast abroad that was anywhere near 2 euros

[@johndefalque5061]

Well thank goodness they didn't f-ck up the toast! Breakfast refire somewhere else and get a barley sandwich too!

[@mikepalmer7687]

Pay a decent price for a decent product period

[@Radictor44]

Who doesn't like a good sausage

[@leedsman54]

What a depressing looking part of town that is.

[@helgabullabong]

Love it when you do the thumbnails. Brilliant.

[@garykillington4172]

The best sausages to go with a full English is a Cumberland sausages 😋

[@fitzeireann]

Chips on a breakfast is just weird 🤔 agree what Darren says if they sell absolute everything it's not good quality

[@gbhxu]

There's nothing wrong with chips on a breakfast

[@davidjames9775]

Bet Darren's channel is laugh a minute none stop fun...

[@lparky4409]

Have you watched them?

[@shauntaylor6040]

Ah these places that do kebabs, pizzas, full English etc, avoid at all costs. Everything cooked to ****. The oil probably hasn't been changed in a month. The egg probably went in the microwave.

[@markbellew309]

God Lee you have some memory... Sausagegate Grange Hill sausages... You and Darren spent last night over a few sherbets discussing sausages... Priceless.. 🤣🤣

[@smudgie62]

Sorry Boys, can't agree with you on this one, I think you're just being over fussy. You had talked yourself's out of liking it at the beginning of the video, whilst stood on the Dockside and what type of Sausage's were you expecting, you weren't at the Regency Cafe, (I've watched it).

[@TheMacMaster]

Hi Michael. I can assure you it was dreadful. 🤢 If you are ever bear there give it a go. And let me know what you think. 😉

[@qualitygoldfish2198]

I went past this place at a lightening speed ,pop in and have something.

[@paulswan2138]

I thought exactly the same!

[@gabjen7548]

Agreed smudgie

[@Eviledna67]

Didn't look great to be fair. But your reviews on cheap breakfasts in Tenerife looked a lot worse sausage and egg wise but you scored much higher!

[@stevehollins2409]

Lee do you know why you get curved sausage.Its because they use natural casings which have the curve of the animals insides.Most good suppliers use these and fill them with quality meat.The straight sausages are more economy minded and use collagen skins which are basically like a patchwork shammy leather.Bit of useless but interesting info for you.Love your vlogs mate well done for entertaining us .

[@ericwalsh3200]

Hiw are you supposed to dip your bread in those eggs

[@alanwilkinson9487]

What on earth do you tell the service staff, when they come to take your plate away....! Was everything alright sir...mmmmmmm!

[@harryshaw372]

This is better than pms questions

[@seanvarian4578]

Haha Macmaster theories. "Chips with a Chinese" - Fine "Chips on a fry up" - Out of order!

[@robertleach9120]

The name of the cafe says it all really. No good food ever comes out of an airline ! Try the Regency Cafe !

[@KierinHale]

I hate the excuse with ships with breakfast it's called brunch I get it a lot up here in the North East. I ask for a breakfast then they say breakfast is off now but brunch is on the menu the same thing but with stupid chips it's so stupid

[@rickb3645]

To be honest guys!, at first glance it didn't look too bad at all. However, once you could see just how many different types of food they serve, then you know why it might look okay, but cheap and nasty ingredients are probably used in the majority of their menu. It's like the old saying... "Jack of all trades, and master of none"... even low quality food will have it's takers, either through monetary concerns, or someone who just needs something warm inside them to fill a hole. Their deliveries do look to be shifting quite a bit of food though. Maybe there's something on their menu that's half decent, that most of the regular customers know about, who knows. But at least you gave it a go guys. Cheers.

[@emmapj4062]

Just stumbled across your channel, glad I did your so funny! 👍 keep it up!

[@TheMacMaster]

Thanks Emma.

[@grahamwaddell4503]

If its called a pork sausage it has to be a certain % of meat, if its called just sausage it can be a barely legal sausage 😁

[@jimmy2minutes]

Looked alright to be fair. Even the chips , which is strange. Eggs done badly need binning.

[@mjt8199]

I've read some of the TripAdvisor reviews of this place. I note your comments about a lot of takeaway deliveries being made and a couple mentioned that the place seems to be a front to a host of different named establishments all operating from that one place. There were loads of tablets set up at the time of the visits for JustEat and Deliveroo when if they were just running the one place, they'd only have two tablets.

[@MikeFarrell1962]

If you cannot cook an egg and no Heinz or HP in UK……..Leave the joint

[@DAZ28111]

Witherspoon for £6.00 large breakfast

[@robertmasters8146]

The Piccalo cafe Shepherds Market is top drawer for breakfast..☝️☝️

[@ojustaboo]

Chips first thing in the morning, no. But in my youth (80s) we used to have fry-ups every weekend around midday for years, various places, always had chips.

[@martindunstan8043]

Hey big Mac, when you said you've lost a stone was half that your marbles? 😂 don't do it to yourself mate but you are both turning into housewives favourites talking about straight and bent sausages (ooh errr missus). Darren you still remind me of an Eastend crime boss and if you came to my gaff with that mobile on the table I would be nervous you were calling the boys round if you were taking a call😮great vlog fellas take care✌️🍻

[@Craig-wp3pz]

Cheap nasty sausages ruin a breakfast for me, one bit of gristle and I'm done! And its pretty hard to F up a mushroom! 🍄 😷 🤒 🤢 🤮 🤦

[@jamesmachin8410]

I used to live down that way and I've been to that cafe for breakfast and it is fairly bad so I have to agree with you there