Cheap Minecraft Hacks!

These Minecraft hacks are insanely cheap!
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[@outcast4087]

Funny enough, when I first started my survival world, I couldn't find any decent lava pool, so I had to gather obsidian using a small dripstone lava farm. And only after I got myself a nether portal and an enchanting table, I found a proper lava pool pretty close to my base - just over a nearby hill!

[@Mylo-zx8qk]

Lol

[@pn1pna]

@DON'T ok

[@funniboy4509]

Same happened to me but with pumpkins

[@UnknownProfile_Name]

@DON'T That's not even close to what they're saying. Just not the right comment section alright 🤦‍♂️

[@thatcommandguy5096]

Sad

[@davidci]

I love how he's like "Having difficulty finding coal?" and then proceeds to use dripstone and lots of iron for cauldrons lol

[@Pixolotl06]

Yeah right.......

[@xydab811]

@@Bully437 dude he wasn’t fighting lmao, it was just advice

[@kaitmob3847]

@Franklin Clinton theyre not arguing theyre just sharing an idea He said it in a very passive way

[@iamevilpr0759]

Cant we just get that lava from the nether..? Like those big lava oceans.. they have a lot of lava.

[@xydab811]

@@Bully437 because they want to I guess?

[@Gakusangi]

For me, Scaffolding isn't difficult to make because of the bamboo. You find one jungle area, knock down one, and it grows at a very high rate. No, it's the STRING that's the problem. The only ways to really get string are spiders and cobwebs. If you're not dungeon delving or spending a lot of time hunting at night, you don't tend to get a lot of it.

[@bananabuttersomethin]

Get a cat!

[@angelascotney3204]

Bro just build a mob farm. Problem solved.

[@MicaattheMic]

Mob farm, you make one in less than an hour

[@baileybhamjee8080]

@@bananabuttersomethin whats a cat gonna do

[@bananabuttersomethin]

@@baileybhamjee8080 The cat will bring you presents every morning and sometimes it's string.

[@DavidBrown-nd7lz]

I love how you let everyone know the bedrock java differences. Thank you. I've loved your videos for years and you are so entertaining.

[@ErickGameplaysN64]

2:29 Looms look like the internal part of a piano. There could be the use of both Dragon Heads and Looms to make a really detailed piano

[@they2kguy822]

Or a harpsichord

[@thebucuc]

or a cimbalom

[@thenoobinside9915]

when i saw the "tree house" at 7:26, i was hit with absolute nostalgia, i used to play minecraft on the xbox 360 on a cd, before elytras and crawling, and shields, and that was the only way i would want to build a house, saplings, i would show my sister i made a "tree house" which was a house made of trees, im so happy other people get to see it too

[@ChadButtowski]

DON'T read my name! :D

[@synkt8759]

I also played on the old gen, but I was on ps3

[@XBGamerX20]

same here but I was on mcpe, in mobile. damn the years

[@devilkiller4193]

I built a giant tree house using this trick aswell😂 just repeated the saplings and bonemealing them on top and side of the trees leaves

[@chocos9601]

0:20 One Block Secret Entrance (Paintings + Trapdoor) 0:44 Grassy hill (replace edge of Grass dirt block with moss) 1:12 Lava Cauldron (renewable lava for fuel) 1:37 Sleeping Bag (Beds placed in slabbed floor) 2:00 Spacious comfy house (Trapdoors for walls instead of blocks) 2:21 Cheap piano (Looms and Dark oak slabs) 2:45 Snow scaffolding 3:10 Mini globe (Cartography Table and Dark oak stairs) 3:31 Efficient manual sugarcane farm from single water source 3:51 Minigames (Monopoly with candles) 4:15 Mob proofing with glow lichen instead of torch 4:39 Diagonal fencing for cattle (baby cattle can still escape) 5:02 Flowing blood (Nether Wart Block) 5:23 Minecart boat (Soul sand railways for bouncing carts across water) 5:42 Tree stumps (Item frame on tree trunk) 6:02 Candle shelf (Candle + Lever) 6:28 Armour Stand Lamp 6:52 1 Block "connected" Chests (Item frame between chest gaps) 7:14 Log walls using Sapling + Bonemeal 7:38 Grills (Furance + Rails + Item frame with cooked meat) 7:56 Dripleaf trapdoor for Underwater Hidden Rooms

[@mar-nyan]

i actually find it so hard to find coal after the recent caves update, i don’t see any of it on the lowest height level where i usually go to mine for diamonds. so surprisingly, in my new survival world i ended up having more gold and iron than coal, which means the dripstone infinite lava idea will be really useful to me.

[@badluck7286]

Skill issue

[@letsstarthere96]

just get electricity and make an electric furnace

[@aminatandour589]

Strange, for me I have literal stacks of coal in my base before I even have enough Iron to make a bucket.

[@LordHonkInc]

Regarding the "trap doors as walls" tip: I've recently loved using "walls" (as in the stone version of fences) as, well, walls because the little offset means you can get some nice looking variations both on the inside and out; for example, a cheap four-wall house looks almost passable if you use wood logs in the corners and then connect them with stone brick walls. You can even use glass panes pretty seamlessly. Only problem I haven't figured out a pretty solution for is that doors don't line up well, so you might have to work around that a bit. Still, I think it's an underused block, especially now that we have so many variants (and even more if you use mods!)

[@ilikefishilikefishilikefis6383]

Ratio

[@maxx-er3fj]

Use logs around the doors. That way it seems like its made for that maybe even put a door and two logs one block outside, like some of the old houses had

[@maxx-er3fj]

l---__---------l wall would look something like this from the top view

[@r1ftzy]

You can either use a hipster door if it is on the ground or if it is not then just use a ladder to get in.

[@htob]

have you tried gates?

[@randomized_rick2459]

7:20 this can actually be a megabase start by puting it in an irregular circle pattern and then removing the leaves then repeat until it is tall enough, the removed leaves can be used for the leaves of the main tree, both cheap and possibly a great way to start a project

[@franciscs1604]

That’s honestly something I wanna try out myself! It’s also a great secret house when in the forest!

[@randomized_rick2459]

@@franciscs1604 glad to hear that :>

[@momokingarmy7742]

Cool

[@annasolovyeva1013]

What leaves do you remove to make a tree grow taller? All leaves? Bottom leaves?

[@ethanmendez4199]

@@annasolovyeva1013 yeah i dont quite understand what he means

[@chitranshbhatnagar4351]

Hacker: He forgot to give the tutorial for finding dirt.

[@iamcookie1170]

5:49 Lol i thought its a pressure plate

[@Anove.]

2:15 "And as long as no hooligans come flipping open you trapdoors-" Grian: You called?

[@vaasvisingh5412]

Lol I was thinking the same thing

[@THE_LOST_SURVIVOR]

"its tough to make minecraft feel scary" disc 11, disc 13, herobrine and other minecraft creepypastas: "are we a joke to you?"

[@Zara_TheDragon]

I just wanna correct you: Disk 15 doesn’t exist it’s disc 13

[@devonbennett6559]

Creepypasta? More like crappypasta.

[@crying.sobbing.throwingup]

wtf is disc 15

[@pastjdzz]

Lmao if ur 8 and bellow then maybe you would be scared of that stuff

[@crying.sobbing.throwingup]

@@pastjdzz disc 11 and 13 are creepy, but really? HEROBRINE???

[@JJtheTherian]

You could also use pressure plates that match the logs for the detailed trees.

[@neonnerd1364]

I love using Redstone. It's pretty much the main reason why I still play the game. I love the satisfaction of finishing a compact cool complicated Redstone build that works.

[@charliefontana1821]

Tip for the second hack 0:55. Use bone meal on the moss blocks, it works just like how you bonemeal grass + flowers everywhere.

[@moon-pw1bi]

or just turn better grass on in optifine settings

[@YouberChannel]

@@moon-pw1bi What if we dont have Optifine and dont want to download it?

[@jhingadlawan126]

60

[@jhingadlawan126]

WHO LIKED

[@jhingadlawan126]

better

[@cookietree2994]

1:49 *CATS CAN SLEEP ON YOU!?*

[@kartikay12]

Yes!

[@tfstoxic6383]

they can even bring you a gift when you wake up, it can be anything from food to diamonds

[@zakeeshaikh8758]

@@tfstoxic6383they don't give diamonds for now

[@thatonechilldude3836]

Smh this has been in the game for awhile.

[@thatonechilldude3836]

@@tfstoxic6383 *ME WANT DIMON FRUM KATT*

[@WeedCop]

"Set up a ring of saplings, then get some bone meal" that will take longer and be more difficult than just breaking like 10 log blocks.

[@MultiNonymous]

Yeah, I did that once a long time ago, but only because I had access to a lot of bone meal.

[@pixelknights4100]

1:23 Him:Ez way to get infinite lava Me: Don't forget the nether

[@jpvthegamer1209]

6:35 "Instead of using expensive blocks like glowstone or sea lanterns, we- *Proceeds to use END RODS as a supposedly cheap alternative*

[@tanjidrahmansifat501]

7

[@cadenbarnfather1434]

a really easy way to make a even less visible hidden trapdoor is to use scaffolding and put a top snow piece over the top which you can only enter if you are crouching on a specific block.

[@bacony12bruh]

Smort

[@bacony12bruh]

=ed

[@kaisen5823]

7:34 thats a nostalgia right there... Tree + ladder = tree house. I used to hollow out large tree and expand bit of the leaves, and make my self at home...

[@xAngelsOfHellx]

My favourite hacks here; 3. Candles and levers for cool indoor shelving 2. Item frames for decoration on bare tree logs and especially smokers 1. Lava dripstone cauldrons, absolutely wonderful

[@alphrz]

5:56 Its a good hack but... Beware of herobrine

[@ThatVillain-the-Gamer]

Instead of item frames on logs, use wood pressure plates corresponding to them. Far cheaper, and the effect remains even when looking from above

[@devonbennett6559]

Helly hole!

[@devonbennett6559]

Hungadero!

[@devonbennett6559]

God is good! God is great! God is good! God is great! God is good! God is great!

[@devonbennett6559]

Amougus

[@devonbennett6559]

A mongoose

[@SweatierAcorn]

The amount of times I've thought about living in a massive spruce tree but never do it because I only think about it farming wood with a house already is a lot.

[@virginiatruax291]

Spider webs are really good for hidden areas too. Seems like most people think it's a wall stopping them UNLESS they hit in the right area and start sliding slowly.

[@r1ftzy]

1:05 Optifine better grass be like : am I a joke to you

[@smudgethemonster9194]

"Its tough to make Minecraft feel scary" Warden: Am I a joke to you?

[@warden1488]

Yeah, am i! 😑

[@managedyew2843]

lol to both the reply and the comment

[@Lukerfer_Playz]

The warden reminds me of my mother when she's angry

[@managedyew2843]

@@Lukerfer_Playz lol

[@neontd]

And ghasts. Bro when you're traveling in the nether and them ghasts pull up on you it's the scariest thing ever

[@Lilgrid6573]

Thank you for teaching me how to place stuff on top of blocks like chests and furnaces

[@lucythecool_pug7565]

Skip: *going on about minecarts* Shipwreck: *chillin in the air*

[@WackoMcGoose]

I like how the Ultimate Sorter that Mumbo built for Scar, is the definitive example of a Chest Monster...

[@mechasaure9801]

ikr

[@danem2215]

Having trouble finding *coal* ? Here's a hack that requires you to collect and smelt 48 iron, 2 buckets of lava, and a specific slow-growing stone found only in one underground biome!

[@hyrrrr]

Not hard to get any of that lmao, and saves you the pain of trying to find more coal when you run out

[@ChaosHero21]

@@hyrrrr Amen

[@A2Z2]

@@hyrrrr I also have a stack of left over iron just after starting the game 1:35

[@GumSkyloard]

@@hyrrrr Coal is basically everywhere, wym?

[@MrAndreaseidem]

If you really do have a problem with coal try making charcoal

[@AbhishKernerVids64]

I use to luv painting as a secret entrance but it felt easy to be found and Skip talking about putting little jumps and that all is good and luv candles

[@seek1087]

“Bamboo can be hard too find” People with Jungle Bases: *I am four parallel universes ahead of you*

[@noahschmid6845]

Easter egg at 5:27 (a half floating ship that came in the cracy seed video😏

[@lucky1397]

0:10 Intro: Tells KZbin king *Proceeds to show a girl having long hair*

[@niccolopaganini1782]

experrectus liberales vel quid?

[@lucky1397]

@@niccolopaganini1782 translation plz ?? Anybody?

[@mastert4432]

@@lucky1397 he said “woke liberals or something?”

[@lucky1397]

@@mastert4432 ty for translation

[@tuccig9289]

instead of diagonally placed fence posts, you can use azalea bushes, because mobs can’t jump over them

[@TeaQualizer]

But those could be hard to find ,what about walls?

[@tiacool7978]

Use bonemeal on moss, the moss will spread and has a chance of spawning azaleas. I've got one sitting outside my house, because I tried bonemeal on moss.

[@Kris4K925]

For #7 I immediately go looking for bamboo after building a small base...it's an infinite source of scaffolding. Worth the exploration early

[@aamish.]

5:15 THIS STUFF GROWS ON TREES!

[@braindamagegd7422]

1:28 Nether: are you making fun of me?

[@R0DBS2]

It is a little hard getting to the nether, although I got there in the first 20 minutes

[@AddSomeEggs]

Spamming torches in Minecraft: What's the point? I can just place one or two. I don't need this many. Spamming torches in Terraria: *WHOMST HAS AWAKENED THE ANCIENT ONE*

[@tristanlenora1706]

My fav bit is this section. Especially the cow. 5:04 Keep up the good work!

[@Darkseabreather]

I was really surprised by the chest and itemframe thing, I would have never thought of that on my own, GG!

[@retrooffroadBR]

Do you even know what "GG" stands for?

[@myday7746]

@@retrooffroadBR lmao

[@blitorm7221]

@Don't read profile photo Alright I won't then 👍

[@sanilsharma8039]

Sadly I don’t think this works in bedrock

[@FyreMoon1]

@Don't read profile photo ok

[@pjkrill3109]

Nothing like turning your pigs into a swastika, thanks Skip the Tutorial!

[@reptilebros7863]

Lol

[@brighttexas1993]

THANK GOD IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO SAW IT OMG

[@PossiblySus445]

Skip: it's hard to make minecraft scary The warden: am I a joke to you

[@rionka]

Wow, the saplings hack is great! I wanted to make a treehouse and this is just perfect.

[@homeschoolcubing8539]

5:38 did anyone else notice that he was on the glitched shipwreck seed

[@cat_with_sunglass]

Minecraft bedrock 1.18 glitch, I don't think mojang will fix that. 😂

[@shyaammenon]

"It's tough to make Minecraft feel scary" *Warden* : _Here I Come..._

[@ChadButtowski]

DON'T read my name! :D

[@lacgraham]

2:46 the fact that he either recreated Geminitay’s build was sooo cool it was like a little easter egg!

[@fromtheedgee]

This is the first video I watch of your channel and is so nice, I really like the way you do it

[@carrotzero7862]

5:02 "it tough to make minecraft feel scary" ??????

[@farkasakos2238]

0:48 Or just turn on the grass blending in the optifine.

[@rjobrien9001]

Bedrock players crying rn

[@r1ftzy]

@@rjobrien9001 use a 5 sided grass texture pack

[@CheshireTheMaid]

@@r1ftzy none on console though.

[@r1ftzy]

@@CheshireTheMaid i have heard that you can use some sd card trick to get texture packs on console Or you can also create a server from phone or aternos And apply the texture pack in the server

[@CheshireTheMaid]

@@r1ftzy huh. Hav to try that then

[@Gabby796]

Skip: it’s tough to make Minecraft scary The warden: ima end this man’s whole career

[@skilledgamer4972]

"It's tough to make Minecraft scary" Map makers - MY POWERS ARE BEYOND YOUR UNDERSTANDING

[@milos1336]

You gotta look in the OptiFine settings, you can find a way to turn on the side grass without adding moss

[@heylol9086]

some people dont have that or are on bedrock so i guess its just a general idea for all people yk?

[@dannynotdaniel99]

@@heylol9086 well yea but if you play on java optifine is free

[@commanderstorm8874]

I believe this is in vanilla Minecraft like transparent leaves

[@graaau4582]

@@heylol9086 why would people buy bedrock instead of java ? does bedrock offer something java don't ? cause i just learned recently that you have to pay for texturepack or mods so i'm really lost

[@alluseri]

@@heylol9086 yeah but ALL people that play on bedrock are clearly wrong in all of their life decisions

[@animeshorts6427]

1:55 . This beware reminded me attack on titans S4.

[@mikeslovak5589]

2:33 that looks more like a harpsichord, organ or an old saloon piano. Neat idea tbh!

[@ej_makesvideos]

0:14 “gUys He Did tHE cHinESE miDdLe FiNgEr!1!!!1!1!”

[@TheOrigamiGenius]

4:00 Skip: If you're like me and can't manage to pull that off Me: I am interested

[@Bad_At_Everything]

5:39 ayo sus

[@iloveturkeyy]

0:47 OptiFine: Am I a joke to you? Bedrock: Good tip!

[@Noobnormality]

Camman: Cauldrons are useless. Him: *Uses cauldrons as an infinite lava source*

[@bonnietrout8872]

Best part of the week is when Skip has new videos 🔥

[@McScrumptious]

Very special

[@hankoplayz170]

Agreed

[@majesticmac4341]

I try to comment on all vid

[@contentlacking5950]

@ALEXISFROSSARD GAMING none

[@ChadButtowski]

DON'T read my name! :D :D

[@renegaderaiderlvl100]

I have never known about 80% of cool Minecraft stuff without this man!

[@ishaanvohra5702]

@ALEXISFROSSARD GAMING zero

[@McScrumptious]

Me too!

[@antoniojoaquin2425]

@Don't read profile photo i mean why should i?

[@antoniojoaquin2425]

10 min early.

[@totalgamingdomin8ion972]

@Don't read profile photo ok

[@SpaceMillingo]

5:02 "its tough to make minecraft look scary" The Warden: Uh-huh , sure...🙄

[@Cat_man_family]

I used a lot of these hacks thanks skip

[@JuanPablo-ye8if]

The pigs look like they are doing the swatzika sign

[@andermedievil]

the tree house thing bring me back some memories,i remenber that i made a forest village with saplings and put some villagers in there,it looked great and natural.heck,you can make then even taller with just a dirt block and another sapling. then just erase the dirt and put a log.

[@gaigehickey436]

1:11 I don't know if this works in Java but I do it all the time in bedrock, so if you put normal logs in a furnace as the ingredient it will smelt into charcoal.(witch has the same functions as coal)

[@dog-qr7td]

"Its tough to make minecraft scary" Warden:HELLO!!!!!!!!

[@lordlem]

A few other things I want to mention for your builds, is 1.) You can use different types of azalea leaves to make pink flowery bushes 2.) The new froglights can be used to make neat little lampshade like light design which could fit in as a light bulb for an authentic lamp design

[@lootownica]

"Lava is expensive" Nether: Am i a joke to you?

[@shwetajain7]

Wow. These. Tricks. Really come in handy. Love the tricks

[@geronimo5515]

5:50 my heart, brain, and bloodflow stopped, looking at that "tip", as someone who's seen server performance

[@saiyasha848]

I think I might use the Treehouse Idea, That looks like it could actually be really cool!

[@veshremyjunior3562]

2:24 that happened to my Hardcore

[@tanjidrahmansifat501]

Oh no

[@Water-rg7gp]

about the item frames idea just use pressure plates, they look better from above and they match the wood color better

[@simply.pxriss]

This really helped me! Thanks!

[@chat._.only._.5004]

0:56 with optifine you can do that to normal grass with a seting

[@SomeBloodyShortGuy]

“Very very cheap, £1 fish.” Words of a wise man

[@McScrumptious]

Very cheap

[@antoniojoaquin2425]

Dont bother the bot, he will get more attention. Not you Ellittey Kitty im talking about the first commenter.

[@Joker22593]

I've been building treehouses like that since beta.

[@vizzy2789]

I havent played minecraft in years and yet I still watch videos like these lmao

[@curtvok9388]

I've built a lava farm in survival, helps out A LOT

[@siowmh4804]

How

[@lagierice7074]

Indeed

[@MaxWasSurprised]

I also did i have like 2 double chests of lava buckets i have way more lava than what to do with it's awesome

[@kingsoltani9307]

Why not just making a simple kelp farm for fuel?

[@ChadButtowski]

DON'T read my name! :D :D

[@inzentive]

regarding the itemframes on logs i think it would be better to use pressure plates, so it can match the wood and have a ok top down view

[@ChadButtowski]

DON'T read my name! :D

[@ChadButtowski]

@@i12z3e5 ok

[@ChadButtowski]

@@i12z3e5 ok

[@crying.sobbing.throwingup]

@@ChadButtowski kk i won't

[@ChadButtowski]

@@crying.sobbing.throwingup ok

[@Oranges222]

Simply Helpful.

[@sofieeleanor5782]

For the realistic trees you can use pressure plates too or just use the item frame, and for the chest glue part sadly it only works in Java edition

[@nddoggh]

1:34 him: "it could be a solid farm for your early game..." Him: has an enchanted netherite pick

[@ChadButtowski]

DON'T read my name! :D

[@moothechicken8904]

4:40 Lmao. Never seen this before. :)

[@CheckerDuck]

The globe idea is adorable

[@justaordinaryyoutubewatcher]

i tried the thumnail and it look so cute just have to trim some leafs and it makes a cute decoration or a chest holder for wood

[@lilkaioplays]

These builds/tips are very creative! I think my favorite one will be the piano or the monopoly one.

[@McScrumptious]

Very creative

[@ChespinPowerPRO]

when only 2 of 6 comments aren't from spammers

[@tammid8423]

@Christofer Pezet #saveukraine 🇺🇦 you're just copying some other guy please be more creative and dont beg on youtube please

[@A.R_69]

@@ChespinPowerPRO yeah thats sad, imagine leaving a comment only to get spammer notifications

[@afewofmycommentsarecringy.8646]

@Christofer Pezet #saveukraine 🇺🇦 make dumb videos insetad of telling ppl to hate on you because all you'll ge tfrom that is harrasment and reportting.

[@astroheart4674]

In my free time I love to watch these 😀

[@McScrumptious]

Same

[@GoblinGamers02]

I like slabs for window sills and building the windows one block out from said building, trap door tip made me think of that.

[@DecayingLife]

"And as long no hooligans come by" Me laughing in the background :

[@jamescjohnston2]

Campfires give you, like, 1-5 charcoal. So, having a solid tree farm can get you near infinite charcoal. (In bedrock, at least)

[@EquestrianHaze_Edits]

Thank Skip!! I will definitely use these!! Can imagine life without Minecraft hacks

[@a_piece_of_paper8400]

WOWW THE FIRST TWO REPLIES ARE BOTS

[@Back-Track]

WOWW WHAT IS THIS REPLY SECTION

[@ChadButtowski]

DON'T read my name! :D :D

[@crying.sobbing.throwingup]

@@ChadButtowski kk i will not

[@ChadButtowski]

@@crying.sobbing.throwingup k

[@THEONEPIECEISREAL2468]

The thing about using the tree trick on a multiplayer server is that one of those players are going to just “accidentally” light it with a flint and steel and all your stuff is going to be gone

[@Zobmeyintheglitchverse]

“As long as no HOOLIGANS come and flip open your walls” that got me laughing so hard XD