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Viva La Dirt League

Viva La Dirt League

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@shireknight01
@shireknight01 3 жыл бұрын
It's Hamish we're talking about, he was already doomed the moment he walked into the store.
@nairocamilo
@nairocamilo 3 жыл бұрын
"The thing is, the game was rigged from the start"
@VSasseville9
@VSasseville9 3 жыл бұрын
They should do shorts like Hamish buying a Laptop. Rowan making him pay "Oh sorry I clicked the key 3 times by mistake and punched 3 laptops hehe, Guess you gonna have to buy 3!" Hammish: "That makes no sense that's your mist" CUT Hammish walking out with 3 laptops.
@lostbutfreesoul
@lostbutfreesoul 3 жыл бұрын
@@nairocamilo , There is even a line within that hints to it, at 1:10. So fun to hide statements behind tone... it wasn't a question.
@christiancampbell466
@christiancampbell466 3 жыл бұрын
That poor schmuck.
@skankhunt-wy9wy
@skankhunt-wy9wy 3 жыл бұрын
You guys not see him get a vr set for half of the price of a USB stick?
@Plush.Hunter
@Plush.Hunter 3 жыл бұрын
Always choose Alan. He is so good, he even tricks Ben while Ben tries to rip him off.
@NerdsterStein
@NerdsterStein 3 жыл бұрын
Yup I would have done alan
@altorins
@altorins 3 жыл бұрын
Adam is incompetent, Ellie is evil, so yep Alan is the correct choice.
@Shawn420s
@Shawn420s 3 жыл бұрын
bro alan all the way hes the guy who gives missions he can do that type of stuff
@Shawn420s
@Shawn420s 3 жыл бұрын
hes the shop keep and the mission guy hes gonna have these skills
@hairutheninja
@hairutheninja 3 жыл бұрын
I dunno he was kinda creeping me out in this one. They all were. i think i would of just gone home and used online shopping at that point
@Jampolo_OG
@Jampolo_OG 3 жыл бұрын
"Sorry, sir, this is going to take a while" Hamish: *PTSD intensifies*
@EvilFookaire
@EvilFookaire 3 жыл бұрын
"You chose... *_poorly_* " - well, now we know who orchestrated Thanos' quest to seek out the stones.
@HomestarCrawler
@HomestarCrawler 3 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure it was an Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade reference.
@lewisburrough2745
@lewisburrough2745 3 жыл бұрын
Alternative endings: Ellie - asks “Is that all?” and the customer is awestruck by being talked to by a girl and is then stuck in an infinite loop of adding more items to the checkout. (Most expensive choice) Alan - scans item in 2 seconds flat and sends the customer a receipt via email, he’s been there before. (Fastest choice) Adam - we saw this ending. It was perfect.
@EBFilmsMan
@EBFilmsMan 3 жыл бұрын
"Yer a gurhl"
@maksymlynnyk2361
@maksymlynnyk2361 3 жыл бұрын
You are confusing Ellie with Janitor
@ars7174
@ars7174 2 жыл бұрын
you forgot the secret ending: Rowan- Where he will trick you by giving plastic bag that cost $2000 , and also forced you to giving a tip that outrageously High, And the result is You are going bankrupt and Ended up Poor.
@nikogarcia201
@nikogarcia201 8 ай бұрын
But for the love of the gods, if you buy a Mac, don’t tell Alan it’s for gaming. It will lock you into the worst ending.
@sandro5535
@sandro5535 5 ай бұрын
Ellie just avoids work. "Imma check it out" plays on her phone
@usmanamin8859
@usmanamin8859 3 жыл бұрын
After everything he went through he still comes to this store and that is a true customer.
@12Mantis
@12Mantis 3 жыл бұрын
Well, either that or he's *exceptionally* good at repressing bad/traumatic memories.
@VivaLaDirtLeague
@VivaLaDirtLeague 3 жыл бұрын
He’s such a valued customer…
@senpie6639
@senpie6639 3 жыл бұрын
Playtech's probably a Purgatory in a shape of Computer Shop
@dembones5005
@dembones5005 3 жыл бұрын
Might be a lack of options. I grew up in a small town of 2500 where there was only one grocery store and all electronics (video games, systems, etc) were sold at a magazine and cigar shop. "What are you going to do, kid? The next closest town is 30 km away! Mwahahahaha!"
@guilhermeaugusto512
@guilhermeaugusto512 3 жыл бұрын
@@dembones5005 I imagined the last phrase being said by Rowan to Hamish, after this one complains about the mistreatment he faces everytime he goes there.
@tkjie2462
@tkjie2462 3 жыл бұрын
That's probably the inner head of people who have anxiety but that was hilarious xD
@NadraiOCE
@NadraiOCE 3 жыл бұрын
This is EXACTLY it.
@episamboy
@episamboy 3 жыл бұрын
@@CANDY-in9js you are ........... Disgusting
@hordenallimaniafan
@hordenallimaniafan 3 жыл бұрын
@@episamboy Do not answer the Bot... just report it and leave it...
@episamboy
@episamboy 3 жыл бұрын
@@hordenallimaniafan yeah sure
@yorhaunit8s
@yorhaunit8s 3 жыл бұрын
@@hordenallimaniafan If only KZbin would actually act on those reports. I see A TON of spam like that in comments lately. People copy-pasting their channel all around comments, this shit... If only there was a way to automatically flag and remove spammer comments that have EXACTLY THE SAME TEXT REPEATED MULTIPLE TIMES. But no, apparently KZbin can't fcking figure out how to do it, poor little indie company.
@danisaksson3214
@danisaksson3214 3 жыл бұрын
"I promise to look after you, come on over here" was delivered so perfectly it made me wanna' run away.
@SleepwaIker
@SleepwaIker 3 жыл бұрын
I think I'd give up at "Come here now" moment.
@CherubCow
@CherubCow 3 жыл бұрын
Oh wow :D Between Adam's "The nine-eyed spider dangles over danger" ( 1:02 ), Rowan turning the "Romeo and Juliet" opener of "both alike in dignity" into a Labyrinth riddle ( 1:09 ), and a "Last Crusade" line of "chose poorly" ( 1:47 ), this was some concentrated comedy :D
@daveloomis
@daveloomis 3 жыл бұрын
Truly comedy for the thinking person.
@danmakingstuff8392
@danmakingstuff8392 3 жыл бұрын
In fair Playtech, where we lay our scene.
@daveloomis
@daveloomis 3 жыл бұрын
@@danmakingstuff8392 😂
@gachapawn6663
@gachapawn6663 3 жыл бұрын
they were always so deep 😅😆
@jeremiahlewis410
@jeremiahlewis410 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that was badass.
@ericbergfield6451
@ericbergfield6451 3 жыл бұрын
Never would've expected a skit like this, I like to see some branching out, fun!
@paoztv
@paoztv 3 жыл бұрын
Rowan laughing at the end will touch your soul.
@mraaaaaaa
@mraaaaaaa 3 жыл бұрын
I am pretty sure that was abuse
@RobotShield
@RobotShield 3 жыл бұрын
But not in a good way
@PalleRasmussen
@PalleRasmussen 3 жыл бұрын
You are presumptuous to think I possess such an entity.
@MessagePuppy2025
@MessagePuppy2025 3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely agree lol 😂
@Matija1990
@Matija1990 3 жыл бұрын
It did
@maranto15
@maranto15 3 жыл бұрын
I wish they would have done a "Chose your own adventure" style, with three alternative endings where the viewer could choose which one to watch. That would have been awesome! :D
@thecakeredux
@thecakeredux 3 жыл бұрын
That's a great idea, here's hoping they see and consider this.
@DizRupTnz
@DizRupTnz 3 жыл бұрын
Wow that would be amazing, force the choice upon the viewer themselves.
@druid_zephyrus
@druid_zephyrus 3 жыл бұрын
No to mention the number of people who would watch all three. That's some good viewer interaction analytics
@Altairethayze
@Altairethayze 3 жыл бұрын
I loved those books!!! I had quite a collection growing up, but my mom got rid of them in one of her "cleaning" sprees.....still bitter about it.
@santosic
@santosic 3 жыл бұрын
Have the videos unlisted and you can only get there by clicking the ending you want lol, yes. This would be amaazing!
@Prownilo
@Prownilo 3 жыл бұрын
This skit really builds into the notion that playtech is actually just purgatory
@adrianne7882
@adrianne7882 3 жыл бұрын
XD ROFL lol Love it!
@saskiascott8181
@saskiascott8181 3 жыл бұрын
Hah. It was a rip-off of Lost the whole time!
@hanshima_
@hanshima_ 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that the shop exists in the real life makes everything more fun
@getsideways7257
@getsideways7257 2 жыл бұрын
Not purgatory - it's a pure and unadulterated retail hell.
@jdotoz
@jdotoz Жыл бұрын
"This is not happenstance. This is not a simple pattern of failure. This is not inspirational. This is active, malicious torment. This is Hell."
@MigeMaur
@MigeMaur 3 жыл бұрын
So glad to see Hamish back in the store. Unfortunately for him, everything is as usual over there.
@Korkzorz
@Korkzorz 3 жыл бұрын
My favorite ones by far are the ones with Hamish. This one had an extra special quality to it. Thank you so much.
@Gofr5
@Gofr5 3 жыл бұрын
Anyone who's watched this series long enough knows that Alan was the correct answer. Lol
@faolan2174
@faolan2174 3 жыл бұрын
Or at least that Adam was NOT the correct answer. XD But what about Ellie? She's never shown signs of incompetence that I recall.
@RikuMasamune
@RikuMasamune 3 жыл бұрын
Until he starts talking about his Garlic farm...
@daphnegrass9579
@daphnegrass9579 3 жыл бұрын
Always :)
@Gofr5
@Gofr5 3 жыл бұрын
@@faolan2174 Well, Ellie is always looking for ways to get out of doing work. Whether it be just looking busy with a broom in her hand or scamming Rowan for more time off. I feel she'd shrug Hamish off at the cash register and bugger off, leaving him there to waste his time as he wonders when she'll come back. Yes, definitely NOT Adam. lol Alan however has always been shown to be a hard worker and putting in his all at the job every time. Whether that be putting together a big delivery that just so happens to look like a dead human body, questioning Rowan's logic regularly, scamming Ben with his own money exchange scam, or putting on the bravest possible face while helping to check out a customer that doesn't have enough money and only has days left to live. Alan is most definitely the correct answer. lol
@Lewkis01
@Lewkis01 3 жыл бұрын
Or that none were the correct answer and Rowan was trolling him from the beginning.
@nikolai3468
@nikolai3468 3 жыл бұрын
Alan was probably the right choice, he's always right.
@StanSensei
@StanSensei 3 жыл бұрын
Seems like you haven't watched the 'scented candles' episode.
@legend_2846
@legend_2846 3 жыл бұрын
no ellie was right... alan was mid XD
@itsthevirginXD
@itsthevirginXD 3 жыл бұрын
@Legend_284 Your sense of direction is interesting
@olsirmonkey
@olsirmonkey 3 жыл бұрын
@@itsthevirginXD ellie was right of alan
@feha92
@feha92 3 жыл бұрын
The right choice was the right choice, and he did indeed pick the right choice. The other two were the left choices, and would have tied him up in eternity (apparently), whereas this one probably terminates in finite time.
@dynad00d15
@dynad00d15 3 жыл бұрын
Alan : "The fate of the world depends on it!" Client : "But i'm buying a headset! What?"
@Peacich
@Peacich 3 жыл бұрын
The fate of the world..... of warcraft
@janniszimbalski6652
@janniszimbalski6652 3 жыл бұрын
@@Peacich Well, that is just doomed anyway. In so many ways.
@jameslefley
@jameslefley 3 жыл бұрын
I would choose Adam everyday! His character in bored is the only one to let me get away with not paying for my bag.
@DgardsGaming
@DgardsGaming 3 жыл бұрын
Don’t give Ben ideas, it’s good when he chooses Alan because then he gets outsmarted by Alan.
@adrianne7882
@adrianne7882 3 жыл бұрын
@@DgardsGaming lol
@sandro5535
@sandro5535 5 ай бұрын
Yeah imagine Ben then selling those plastic bags for only 1000 dollars
@joshuana514
@joshuana514 Жыл бұрын
After his traumatic experience in the checkout aisle, Greg swore off all aspects of modern life and dedicated the rest of his life to being a simple garlic farmer.
@MrMan-ry2gn
@MrMan-ry2gn 3 жыл бұрын
I don't get why Hamish keeps returning to buy from Playtech . . . . Maybe he's got memory loss and forgot about all the times he's been treated badly there.
@NimbleBard48
@NimbleBard48 3 жыл бұрын
That is indeed curious **deep thoughts**
@DaedalusRaistlin
@DaedalusRaistlin 3 жыл бұрын
New Zealand isn't a large place, maybe that's the only computer store for quite a drive?
@Chrokosaur
@Chrokosaur 3 жыл бұрын
It's because he has comic syndrome.
@solaran90
@solaran90 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe he likes how badly he gets treated there.
@pxcs7559
@pxcs7559 3 жыл бұрын
@@DaedalusRaistlin bro on what kind of planet do you live in?
@joseffiala2348
@joseffiala2348 3 жыл бұрын
The solution is actually quite simple. Alan said: 'I am surrounded by liars.' So if he is telling the truth Ellie and Adam are lying, if he is lying, Ellie and Adam are both telling truth. Since only one of them is telling truth, it must be Alan
@TJ_Strick
@TJ_Strick 3 жыл бұрын
Remind me to bring you with me if I ever go on an Indian Jones/Uncharted type of trip.
@bryanchrismalaque7578
@bryanchrismalaque7578 3 жыл бұрын
i was giving that a thought when Alan said that.
@VivaLaDirtLeague
@VivaLaDirtLeague 3 жыл бұрын
Damn you’re good. This person is smart
@roadmonitoroz
@roadmonitoroz 3 жыл бұрын
@@TJ_Strick Or in one of those old Dr Who episodes where you could ask each of 3 people 1 question. 2 will lie and 1 will tell the truth. You needed the correct answer to escape. I wish I knew which episode it was. I think it had K9 in it .
@XoIoRouge
@XoIoRouge 3 жыл бұрын
There's one truth teller and two liars. If Alan is lying, then he isn't surrounded by liars, he's adjacent to a single liar, and he is a liar himself. (¬∀x ≡ ∃x)
@Games4Kickz
@Games4Kickz 3 жыл бұрын
He could have bought 3 at the same time with a $2000 bag and a $100 tip each 😃
@vanir-dono2025
@vanir-dono2025 3 жыл бұрын
😮 G4K
@FBI-Agent.
@FBI-Agent. 3 жыл бұрын
@@CANDY-in9js That report button looking real good
@A.Martin
@A.Martin 3 жыл бұрын
@@FBI-Agent. these spammers are everywhere
@Grizzly-i6s
@Grizzly-i6s 3 жыл бұрын
Do you live on this channel or something?
@variable57
@variable57 3 жыл бұрын
Paid for with a loan from Ben’s Monopoly money
@ShadowTheHedgehogCZ
@ShadowTheHedgehogCZ Жыл бұрын
"You chose... poorly" After that, Hamish should have started rapidly aging while waiting for Adam, like in Indiana Jones.
@andrewboardman2654
@andrewboardman2654 3 жыл бұрын
The scariest thing of all, making choices.
@MrJoel9679
@MrJoel9679 3 жыл бұрын
Just when you think You’ve seen all that VlDL has to offer, they give you more hilarious and quirky but humour without over cooking it. That’s right!!! I don’t even think Rowan’s perfectly cruel and crescendoing laugh was too ridiculous either.
@VivaLaDirtLeague
@VivaLaDirtLeague 3 жыл бұрын
That WASNT too over the top?! 😂😂
@korbell1089
@korbell1089 3 жыл бұрын
Choose: Ellie: She is getting paid way too much to actually work. Adam: Clueless bungler who will drag you down with him. Alan: Just look into his eyes and you can tell he has stared into the abyss and has since became a soulless automaton who cannot be fazed by anything seen at a checkout.
@DrSwazz
@DrSwazz 3 жыл бұрын
Alan is a veteran of the retail game, Ellie games the retail system, and Adam is gamed by the retail system.
@Hiilikuja
@Hiilikuja 3 жыл бұрын
@@DrSwazz Aptly put!
@KilleRedX
@KilleRedX 3 жыл бұрын
_"Go to whoever is closest, because you do less"_ - My rule.
@glaucomflecken
@glaucomflecken 3 жыл бұрын
The commenters above and below my comment are dumbasses drinking molasses
@PalleRasmussen
@PalleRasmussen 3 жыл бұрын
@@glaucomflecken just report their spam. VLDL are now large enough to attract spammers and scammers. Happened quite suddenly about three weeks ago.
@PartisanOgrae
@PartisanOgrae 3 жыл бұрын
It's a TRAP!
@Amethystar
@Amethystar 3 жыл бұрын
"The line you pick will always be the slowest." -My standard thought, lowering my expectations.
@kenziehurlock
@kenziehurlock 3 жыл бұрын
We have to registers where I work and I usually stand at the closer one and sometimes people go to the other one. When my coworker is at the other one it bothers me, but when no one is standing there I'm just thinking "um I'm over here".
@rinzler9171
@rinzler9171 3 жыл бұрын
The power of a monopoly. Poor thing, he truly has nowhere else to go.
@rastaoneeye
@rastaoneeye 3 жыл бұрын
Like labyrinth. Then, just gets darker and darker. Like real life when you have options at the counter. This was awesome.
@a_22_romitbhaumik89
@a_22_romitbhaumik89 3 жыл бұрын
Converting something dull and a part of regular routine to an absolute horror choice game - ah classic vldl skit !!! Things I love ❤️❤️
@interculturalcat
@interculturalcat 3 жыл бұрын
"Make a choice, Sir." got quit blurry and mind numbing after some time, never felt that way in a video. Good work!
@legendaryvicius
@legendaryvicius 3 жыл бұрын
I found myself chanting "make a choice, sir" along with them lmao
@Draeber
@Draeber 3 жыл бұрын
i blacked out and suddenly came back when he made a choice
@roxdkzx
@roxdkzx 3 жыл бұрын
Brilliant re-enactment of the holy grail scene in The Last Crusade
@azathothsbooks
@azathothsbooks 10 ай бұрын
It is on of THE BEST “BORED” I HAVE SEEN IN MY LIFE!
@R.SHIELD
@R.SHIELD 3 жыл бұрын
This is literally how it felt when I played “House Of Ashes”
@123goforme8
@123goforme8 3 жыл бұрын
Jesus! Even when Rowan is not at the checkout Hamish still gets "chewed" on 😱 PS: Should have picked Alan, he has the most experience, considering his dealings with Ben 😅
@lilacdoe7945
@lilacdoe7945 3 жыл бұрын
No way, Pick Ellie so nobody gets a paycut.
@nardalis4832
@nardalis4832 3 жыл бұрын
I would've picked Ellie. She looks like she wouldn't harm anyone unlike the other two lol
@TJCID22
@TJCID22 3 жыл бұрын
@@lilacdoe7945 Yeah but Ellie's a girl. You remember the whole "women gamers" thing? She shot down all of Rowan's awesome ideas. Clearly she has no idea what she's doing.
@jkoh93
@jkoh93 3 жыл бұрын
fare thee well ben
@philosphorus9442
@philosphorus9442 3 жыл бұрын
@@nardalis4832 i dunno... Towards the end there she kinda looked like she wanted to rip his soul out and bind it to the his headset.
@glakhmed
@glakhmed 3 жыл бұрын
"Make a choice, sir." "OK, I'll just go home and order it offa Amazon...probably be cheaper anyway."
@DrSwazz
@DrSwazz 3 жыл бұрын
Nooooo…then the Amazon employees would haunt him in his sleep.
@cenciende9401
@cenciende9401 3 жыл бұрын
Not in Australia/NZ, if you can even find the product at all, it's why Amazon hasn't taken over and I've only ordered from there like 3 times in the past 2 years.
@glakhmed
@glakhmed 3 жыл бұрын
@@cenciende9401 Ooo, didn't know that. I pray to my lord Bezos Christ a couple times a week :-P
@goplayer7
@goplayer7 3 жыл бұрын
Solution at the first sign of incompetence: "Sorry, I'm actually no longer interested in this" then later when it is back on the shelf select someone else. It will be faster that way.
@NovaGuardian985
@NovaGuardian985 3 жыл бұрын
"Sorry, but we can't put this product back on the shelf as we can't find it in our system."
@RoboticMagus
@RoboticMagus 3 жыл бұрын
But then there will be 10 person lines at the other checkouts.
@MannyMaris
@MannyMaris 3 жыл бұрын
production values have increased so much for these skits. Been with them since the beginning and still loving the creativity
@cojack5080
@cojack5080 3 жыл бұрын
This entire scene was brilliant, from the synchronized speaking, the lighting, and the laughter, all the way down to the camera scream cut at the end. The progression from you guys is phenomenal 👏 🙌 keep it up!
@lordbeerus462
@lordbeerus462 3 жыл бұрын
If he just wants a quick check out he just needs to lick what he's buying
@rgderen88
@rgderen88 3 жыл бұрын
*licks the bot*
@aldente3868
@aldente3868 3 жыл бұрын
But then Rowan will lick him. 😉
@rgderen88
@rgderen88 3 жыл бұрын
@@aldente3868 Life goal right there
@bethanyscarbrough3416
@bethanyscarbrough3416 3 жыл бұрын
But then he gets licked by rowan, and has to put it back.
@Venompapa
@Venompapa 3 жыл бұрын
@@aldente3868 in that case, he has to lick Rowan first :D
@mariamartinusz9699
@mariamartinusz9699 3 жыл бұрын
Damn funny as always. The wicked laughter is killing me.
@ProjectEkerTest33
@ProjectEkerTest33 3 жыл бұрын
Oh thank God! I'm not the only one this sends into an anxious meltdown
@SleepyMongoose
@SleepyMongoose 3 жыл бұрын
Always choose the pretty girl, they never want to talk to you and will ring you up before you can say hi.
@Another64driver
@Another64driver 3 жыл бұрын
Man, I would love to see this as a "What If" style video with results of going to each of the 3 cashiers. Adam as the incompetent one (as depicted), Ellie as maybe an angry/abusive clerk, Alan as the "good" clerk. Or something like that
@AnteBrkic
@AnteBrkic 3 жыл бұрын
Or even choose-your-own-adventure :D (with all three options resulting in evil laugh of course)
@AnteBrkic
@AnteBrkic 3 жыл бұрын
Oh I see, hard to be original these days :D
@falsestorm680
@falsestorm680 3 жыл бұрын
Emploees: "How many times should we say, make a choice sir?" Rowan: "Yes"
@thestingray1983
@thestingray1983 3 жыл бұрын
It boggles my mind that he keeps coming back. 🤣 Hey that would be a great idea for en episode! Some kind of explanation to why he feels drawn to return to the same store after all he has been through! :)
@mikeesplace
@mikeesplace 3 жыл бұрын
Rowan: Ah yes, welcome back Hamish: Back? I don't recall being here before Rowan, suddenly wearing sunglasses and holding a Men In Black Style Neuralyzer: No. I suppose you wouldn't.
@Karlandra
@Karlandra 3 жыл бұрын
Rowan owns his soul, pretty simple.
@DEITYCOMING
@DEITYCOMING 3 жыл бұрын
Even Hamish has no idea about it, Have you watch the video where he bought 2000$ plastic bag? Hamish said ' I don't know why I keep coming back to you' lol
@norsekraken
@norsekraken 3 жыл бұрын
I would still go to Adam, he's the most polite and respectful when it comes to customers 😂
@Jampolo_OG
@Jampolo_OG 3 жыл бұрын
Unless you're Ben Or a Mac Gamer
@fitsoul6839
@fitsoul6839 3 жыл бұрын
He's killed customers!
@FlamingYakumaGaming
@FlamingYakumaGaming 3 жыл бұрын
That laugh after the ending really had me! 😂
@izu2743
@izu2743 3 жыл бұрын
It's amazing and wonderful, how VLDL guys can turn every small issue into some big thing with deep problems and questions arisen, and with a more significant meaning. Love this ability, there's some real talent in that. And those new Rowan's glasses are just awesome and scary. :)
@joperhop
@joperhop 3 жыл бұрын
All this needed was Rowan to dress as a really old knight when he said "he choose poorly" and it would have been perfection!!
@yolder1296
@yolder1296 3 жыл бұрын
I see what you did there. A... Toast to that reference ;)
@christinejademontera9586
@christinejademontera9586 3 жыл бұрын
Rowan's description of the false till operator sounds exactly like him for some reason
@DrSwazz
@DrSwazz 3 жыл бұрын
Are you perhaps implying Rowan wastes people’s time and irritates them with his incompetence? That can’t be the case because he is a managah.
@christianbender6877
@christianbender6877 3 жыл бұрын
Yes! A Hamish Sketch! Who ever decides the cast for this show is a genius!
@Embrachu
@Embrachu 3 жыл бұрын
When Rowan shows up, he's _already_ wasting the customer's time...
@faisal5367
@faisal5367 Жыл бұрын
he should've choose Rowan. I'm sure that's the right answer.
@EllipticGeometry
@EllipticGeometry 3 жыл бұрын
Once, when I forgot to buy an ingredient in the grocery store, I ran back and deliberately chose the same cashier again. We had a (non-maniacal) laugh about it. It feels so good to give social anxiety the finger.
@pauledwards2052
@pauledwards2052 3 жыл бұрын
Same but at the morgue. Hahaha so fun to see repeat customers. :)
@theq86
@theq86 3 жыл бұрын
Does Hamish actually visit PlayTech or is it his fever dreams that we're seeing?
@junivanofdragonia
@junivanofdragonia 3 жыл бұрын
Seeing he chose poorly I'm going with fever dream lol
@equinox2553
@equinox2553 3 жыл бұрын
Same, unless he is a masochist
@equinox2553
@equinox2553 3 жыл бұрын
this bots
@DerekBarns
@DerekBarns 3 жыл бұрын
It's a stress dream while he was waiting on his preorder
@VhaidraSaga
@VhaidraSaga 3 жыл бұрын
Where does this actually happen? There are never enough people to check you out anymore, it seems. 🤣 Love you VLDL!
@rgderen88
@rgderen88 3 жыл бұрын
I actually like it, self checkout > cashier
@junivanofdragonia
@junivanofdragonia 3 жыл бұрын
Always seems like I get the self-checkout and no cashier ;-(
@eldergeek6077
@eldergeek6077 3 жыл бұрын
Not where I work, but it makes you wonder if how bad this is for New Zealand.
@kiddo280
@kiddo280 2 жыл бұрын
That scream at the end got me good! 🤣
@LordManux91
@LordManux91 3 жыл бұрын
Whoever had the idea for this script is an actual genius.
@RayTheFPSGamer
@RayTheFPSGamer 3 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of Might and Magic VI: The Mandate of Heaven.. "Choose me", "Pick me", "It is me you want", "I'm the one you want", "Choose me or suffer"
@QuantumHistorian
@QuantumHistorian 3 жыл бұрын
What kind of utopia is this where a shop has multiple tills open, none of them with a queue?
@GRaToMiC
@GRaToMiC 3 жыл бұрын
never go to ALDI in belgium
@Strickalator
@Strickalator 3 жыл бұрын
Nice! Raiders of the Lost Ark reference. 🏆 I would have chosen Alan. Can't go wrong with the garlic farmer who sometimes works at a computer store. 😂😍
@JCChavez-b3z
@JCChavez-b3z 3 жыл бұрын
Isn’t it last crusade? He chose…poorly
@Glenn7719
@Glenn7719 3 жыл бұрын
@@JCChavez-b3z What i was thinking, when choosing the cup of Christ/holy grail.
@DragonSkyNija
@DragonSkyNija 3 жыл бұрын
@@Glenn7719 That is from The Last Crusade. kzbin.info/www/bejne/jHKae2OBoMahsK8
@maniac6655
@maniac6655 3 жыл бұрын
2:20 this laughter was kinda contagious ... couldnt stop laughing with Rowan 😂
@ezzeldinmostafa3602
@ezzeldinmostafa3602 3 жыл бұрын
We need an episode where Hamish is taking a revenge from playtech by his evil twin brother
@S4l4m4nder36
@S4l4m4nder36 3 жыл бұрын
Now I'm curious what the others were: do 3 Videos, one for each operator, linked to an intro video and let the viewers choose. Only one happy ending.
@Tom_McMurtry
@Tom_McMurtry 3 жыл бұрын
I reckon Alan had the least sinister lines and tonality overall. That's my pick.
@S4l4m4nder36
@S4l4m4nder36 3 жыл бұрын
@@Tom_McMurtry true Ellie is too dangerous and Adam has a too high probability for incompetence.
@fireblade295
@fireblade295 3 жыл бұрын
Alan would be the middle of the road. Fast and a friend. Ellie would just check out faster and no friend made.
@jasonZoo123
@jasonZoo123 3 жыл бұрын
Hamish is my favorite character in Bored. Its always good to see his reaction to all the dumbfuckery going on playtech.
@WMithrandirXbox
@WMithrandirXbox 3 жыл бұрын
Thought for sure the Watcher was the right choice too. He's so friendly. I guess experience beats kindness. Must've been Alan he should've picked
@cymond
@cymond 3 жыл бұрын
Greg the Garlic Farmer is always friendly and helpful.
@SniperCR39
@SniperCR39 3 жыл бұрын
I don't know where they found Hamish, but he is definitely the secret sauce to VDL...
@mshravk
@mshravk 3 жыл бұрын
I love the scripts... They are really hilarious
@chase3260
@chase3260 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO this rings true to my soul! This is how I felt as a cashier when others were also standing ready at their registers. In the end, it is down to needing something to do lol
@DaedalusRaistlin
@DaedalusRaistlin 3 жыл бұрын
Well clearly Rowan enjoyed that skit, as did I. I wasn't laughing quite as much as him, though. And decidedly less sinisterly.
@AthenianOwl237
@AthenianOwl237 3 жыл бұрын
But then you have to tip all three!!!!
@Vijay-tg7hf
@Vijay-tg7hf Жыл бұрын
Oh god that ending laugh Rowan
@ericthompson3982
@ericthompson3982 3 жыл бұрын
"Alike in dignity, or incompetence." Brilliant.
@MajKetchup347
@MajKetchup347 3 жыл бұрын
I would've chosen Rowan. It is clearly the only choice when all other options run the same risk of being awful.
@themore-you-know
@themore-you-know 3 жыл бұрын
You went Rowan. Never go full Rowan.
@teamofone3006
@teamofone3006 3 жыл бұрын
Rowan: Oh sorry this is the display model and the last item we have in store. I could place an order for you which would take about a couple of days :).
@themore-you-know
@themore-you-know 3 жыл бұрын
@@teamofone3006, haha I had forgotten that one. Okay, I'm going Team Rowan.
@DgardsGaming
@DgardsGaming 3 жыл бұрын
This is Hamish you are aware of the history between him and Rowan right.
@MajKetchup347
@MajKetchup347 3 жыл бұрын
@@DgardsGaming Actually, no. I'm rather new to the channel so I'm not aware of any issues between the two of them.
@pyrolight7568
@pyrolight7568 3 жыл бұрын
What is worse? The fact Rowan loves to torture Hamish, or the fact we laugh hysterically as Rowan tortures Hamish?
@mulgerbill
@mulgerbill 3 жыл бұрын
Ellie, always Ellie. She's easier on the eye, she's the only one smart enough to master Rowan and she likes her tea the proper colour, not that lukewarm tea flavoured milk shit that Adam makes
@lorelk8782
@lorelk8782 3 жыл бұрын
xD Next time please give us the option to pick! I would have loved to see all three endings! Rowan's evil laugh is so good~ Great video! x'D
@llandy123
@llandy123 Жыл бұрын
if I tried to laugh like rowan at the end I'd be in a coughing fit for a good 5 minutes
@AgneDei
@AgneDei 3 жыл бұрын
Is there a crowdfunding page where we can buy Hamish a good t-shirt? :D
@nordicdrow
@nordicdrow 3 жыл бұрын
A true masterpiece. By the way, Alan was clearly the right choice, the other two clearly had evil intends and lies.
@StormflameMW
@StormflameMW 3 жыл бұрын
I'm thinking: "Simple choice, 2 guys, 1 girl, I'll just pick the girl." Rowan: "The false operator will waste your time." I: "Even better"
@vasiliynkudryavtsev
@vasiliynkudryavtsev 3 жыл бұрын
"Chose your faith and write your own destiny!"
@I_Dunadan_I
@I_Dunadan_I 3 жыл бұрын
Everyone knows Alan is the best option for doing the job right, he's secretly the super white shirt manager
@TwinShards
@TwinShards 3 жыл бұрын
Alan: Others are liers. Implying he is lying. Adam: Butter finger, taking forever to Hold on to a task. There was one choice and both the above were the wrong choice. Welp She got left behind.
@wheat8217
@wheat8217 3 жыл бұрын
Yooo if viva hearts this il buy 69 tacos
@mr.truffles9294
@mr.truffles9294 3 жыл бұрын
Yooo
@raasmehmood
@raasmehmood 3 жыл бұрын
Ok
@wheat8217
@wheat8217 3 жыл бұрын
Yooo
@wawa_enjoyer
@wawa_enjoyer 3 жыл бұрын
Save me some
@theenigma2861
@theenigma2861 3 жыл бұрын
The Indiana Jones twist is that _Rowan_ was secretly the right one to go to
@danielbush6882
@danielbush6882 3 жыл бұрын
The videography and audio on this is so well done.
@daethalion1725
@daethalion1725 7 ай бұрын
Okay, that is genuinely one of the funniest pranks Rowan has pulled yet.
@Amaranthos2
@Amaranthos2 3 жыл бұрын
Rowan went full on 15.5/10 on this one, his character was stellar
@masterplokoon8803
@masterplokoon8803 3 жыл бұрын
Ellie is the safer choice, Alan is probably the best employee but he sometimes goes into his "nod if you understand" mode and becomes pretty deadly.
@rexmatt417
@rexmatt417 3 жыл бұрын
I think it might have been Alan, he immediately was ready in a timely manner
@gwallace5403
@gwallace5403 3 жыл бұрын
He's dealt with them before. Ellie seems the type to just scan your item, check what you're paying with and you're on the way in a blink.
@sonofsanguinius176
@sonofsanguinius176 3 жыл бұрын
Rowan has an AMAZING EVIL LAUGH NGL
@geordiejones5618
@geordiejones5618 3 жыл бұрын
The sustained quality after several hours worth of filming is impressive. This could be a full 20-30 minute episode show with more in depth on each character's life outside of Playtech.
@Karlandra
@Karlandra 3 жыл бұрын
Life outside Playtech? Rowan doesn't permit that.
@dr0pb34r
@dr0pb34r 3 жыл бұрын
Having worked 5 years in retail, this is legit!! Many of my staff were "The wrong choice" lol
@ryanmann1416
@ryanmann1416 2 жыл бұрын
After watching this vid, I’m completely hooked on this channel, great work everyone
@DragonHeir8585
@DragonHeir8585 3 жыл бұрын
For a moment I was expecting them to do a sort of 'what would've happened if he chose the other two' as well.
@BarokaiRein
@BarokaiRein 3 жыл бұрын
I love it how you never know what you get with Bored. Like with everything else you know exactly what the video is gonna be but here it can either be something completely normal or surreal.
@davestevens2908
@davestevens2908 3 жыл бұрын
I wish this many registers were open in literally any store I went to.
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