I Made Millions in Hitman Freelancer's Hardcore Difficulty Mode and Reality Will Never Be the Same

[@remyisdahl4038]

8 minutes of BS before the film starts. Why?

[@cheru]

This whole video is bullshit.

[@cheesey-cheese0]

@@cheru true

[@RJ-x]

Warm water

[@notblackdude]

​@@RJ-x 21:57

[@Rei322]

btw you can skip parts of a video you dont like

[@SuperTheNobody]

For anyone wondering what the difference between the kalmer and the kalmer collectors edition is: the collectors edition goes on the weapons rack rather than in the toolbox and is therefore not lost if you surrender or lose a campaign

[@Cryton12345]

Does that mean all collectors edition guns going on the weapon rack means that if I take it out into the world if I die and surrendor or lose a campaign, I'll not lose the weapon?

[@invention64]

​@@Cryton12345no you still can lose the weapon if you bring it on a mission, it just doesn't get lost when you lose a mission like the other sieker does

[@worekmiesa1255]

It's worth mentioning that if you take both versions. You start with more ammo.

[@julianrosas9134]

Fishing with no fishing line, reading newspapers upside down, and banging out drum solos. 47 living life to the fullest

[@ashb7]

> reading newspapers upside down mate I really hope you (and Cheru) know how a folded paper works

[@julianrosas9134]

@@ashb7 Aussie newspapers are printed both ways. You have to rotate it to read below the bottom half. Duh

[@ashb7]

@@julianrosas9134 That is true, I failed to consider the Aussie factor. Apologies

[@Blatant.Obscurity]

Guys the paper was folded in half,the part facing 47 was upright...jeez

[@fitybux4664]

He used up all the fishing line killing people with it.

[@cheru]

Subtitles coming in about 12 hours. It's 6am and I want to sleep lol. Good night.

[@perrymichaelson2629]

hi

[@VuxyFN-Z]

PAPA

[@Cromez.]

Pepa

[@i.n.d.r.u]

sleep tight

[@subsonicgames]

After this goat of a hitman video u deserve it lol

[@mchanna06]

Can we talk about how good Cheru is at hitman?

[@6ButtonS6]

He kind of does everything wrong but it somehow works. It's like watching a magic trick.

[@jenna2720]

Too true! And the magic trick would go something like this: Cheru 47: and now I’ll be pulling a screwdriver out of this completely empty top hat. ::proceeds to pull five rubber duckies, 100 explosive golf balls and an ICA briefcase out, but no screwdriver::

[@BaneWilliams]

Yeah it's amazing how good he is, it's almost like he alt f4's anytime anything goes wrong in the game. So much so he didn't even know what a collectors item was.

[@mchanna06]

@@BaneWilliams Yeah, I definitely don't do the same...

[@ashb7]

@@BaneWilliams I mean the collector's item thing was a joke, you don't have to be a goated Hitman player to know how rarities work in video games lol

[@jenna2720]

I think what I love most about this is Cheru's choice of background music. It makes what's funny into utter hilarity.

[@kaylee4507]

this man needs his own spotify song. im not kidding when I say this i laughed so hard on that drum solo I pissed myself.

[@paintdrinker455]

I pissed myself too but only for fun I was not laughing.

[@the_stupid_gamer]

me too

[@ΒαγγελήςΜωραΐτης]

We need the Spotify song rn

[@antieatingactivist]

Turns out Cheru is actually very good at hitman. Bravo sir.

[@CallMe8Bars]

Started playing Hitman a few months ago thinking it would be easy to pick up, mechanics easy, learn tactics. Took me a month to get rid of running & gunning, another month to see when pistol shot distractions & accident kills are a viable option. 3 months in, feel like I've absorbed and learned most of the game. STILL CANT USE A SNIPER THOUGH SUPPOSEDLY A STONE COLD KILLER BUT 47 HAS SPAGHETTI HANDS IF YOU DONT HOLD YOUR BREATH.

[@HarbingerOfTruth1]

I know breathing technique is used for shooting in biathlon, but they have been skiing for several kilometers beforehand. Considering 47s fortitude it should not be as much of an issue for him, so clearly it's gameplay related to not make sniping too easy is my guess as they don't have any other factors like wind.

[@bloke9864]

I mean you have almost 0 cooldown on sniping and imo its op asf if u ain’t going for SA or SA/SO

[@SmittyMeh]

2:42 Cheru needs to make this a full song

[@tybois74]

I love how Cheru always sneaks in the "a succulent Chinese meal" bit. 😁 @17:09: I legit LOL'd! 47 really hates Diana. 😂🤣

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

This is hilarious and awesome, watching cheru is always the highlight of my day

[@calsauron8459]

17:30 I am amazed how you did not alert any targets. I have found myself multiple times alerting the targets by just becoming suspicious and Chery here just openly shoots and explodes everyone without alerting any lookouts or targets

[@p0dde]

Yeah i found that a bit sus’

[@ZombossLordOfDoom]

Me looking at the "Target escaping" icon that instantly popped up:

[@morz4880]

he alt f4ed

[@cheru]

*Watch some hilariously stupid MODDED HITMAN videos here* 👉 bit.ly/3ImtKBs *OR watch all of my HITMAN 3 videos here* 👉 bit.ly/2XXH89g *or all my HITMAN 2 videos here!!* 👉 bit.ly/2F4h3Op

[@josiah2398]

Hi

[@gregcampbell175]

Hi cheru

[@gasbomb625]

nah

[@Jeremy_M_]

8:25 I couldn't be the only person that heard the "oh no, HO YEAAAH"

[@funnydrifter399]

It was timed perfectly the wrong way

[@JadomacYT]

“Succulent Chinese Meal” gets me every time! 😂😂

[@Pezz323]

definitely one of your funniest video's yet Cheru! The drum part had me dying 😂

[@Smuggers.]

Seeing you lose 448 thousand merces in one second was painful.

[@smartii3s]

Luckily he’s not afraid to Alt F4 when he fails

[@travsjhay22]

Hello Cheru, I am entertained that you are making funny vids and it makes me happy. Thanks for making me feel in a good mood 🙂🧡

[@Everybodyhateschris45]

2:44 that song was fire 🔥😂

[@Vrvon-l5u]

2:41 the vocals are fire

[@NotInterXX]

I just wanna say that your videos are so entertaining and I have enjoyed every second of watching them

[@oliverthedum2129]

Not only does he look like Jeff Bezos, but now he has the illegally earned money of Jeff Bezos

[@VuxyFN-Z]

True

[@Cyclone718]

He has more charisma than Bezos though to be fair 😏

[@jakeburns5834]

1£

[@behindthefandomscenes4576]

The 50 caliber bullet zooming at this guys head rn

[@3182john]

Illegally? Lol k ok sure

[@EDDie320]

i love you and your content,you are the only person i ve seen who is making hitman actually funny

[@noctumdraco]

"Damn shit fucking banana frick" just became my new go to curse word. Also: "Hey 47, can you kill someone with a ninja star?" "Shuriken."

[@MiniMasterGG]

Man i have been addicted to your hitman videos recently keep it up :)

[@imsearchingforsomemilk4901]

2:44 bro why does this slap so good

[@mangalamvijla4353]

Absolutely hilarious and deadly assassinations 😂 Great vid !

[@killmonger2240]

8:20 Is it just me or did she really say,"oh no,oHh YEAA"

[@M_JOB369]

Shop keeper: “I got everythingl Cheru: “you got crack?”

[@Roboboiblox_lol]

CRACK COCAINUS

[@alexisrios4991]

8:27 Maid: Oh no! OH YEAH~! That woman was into it.

[@_im_him]

8:25 what was dem noises bruh 😂😂😂😂

[@Austichar]

I did Ambrose for my final Hardcore showdown and I had to use a Tactical Karen to lure every single guard in the map to a murder hole so I could easily deal with the suspects. lmao

[@Caf_Drink]

Hi Cheri, big fan! I enjoy your content!

[@HelluvaOpp]

6:45 Old man is strapped!

[@VenetusAlpha]

I was just about to get lunch. I haven’t eaten a real meal in days. But this takes precedence.

[@danaciocan2073]

🍍

[@fredfreeman7230]

If you really think he was reading that newspaper upside down then you have no idea how newspapers work

[@Terminal_Lumbago]

20 seconds in and the bald man has already peaked my interest with fishing

[@jessd76]

How have I played this for so long and not realized you can shoot sniper rifles through closed windows? Anyway great video.

[@humlegard-gaming]

Certified freelancer moment

[@RobertJFCalais]

11:30 You lose all your tools (the three cases on the left side of the mission briefing room) if you fail a hardcore mission. The Collector's lockpick, crowbar and dart guns go into one of the melee weapon displays and thus, don't get lost if you fail.

[@reallyofficialcoolcat6651]

Legend is beating the hardcore mod

[@CarolinaBassHunter]

I play the drums and fish! 😂 Am I Agent 47??

[@icepicjoey]

10:34 "Alittle bit out of control." That is what I call... Stangely Therapeutic. 😂

[@imamullato]

Cheru thanks for the hitman videos there hilarious 😂 please keep them coming

[@calvinapplegate8736]

Goodnight Cheru sleep tight and always know that you always make us happy so keep up the good work

[@hephzibah3123]

Cheru should be at 10 million subscribers by now

[@maddoxmalloy_08]

Any tips on how to get better at Hitman?

[@cijayfish]

An actuall thing about Safehouse nobody should like, you can't sleep in a bed. Only in that crappy trash bag. And lets Just apreciate how cheru Just completed 1 campaign in hardcore mode.

[@pzyko21]

only got hooked to your Hitman vids recently. i like dem. road to 1m, one more inbound.

[@tobysummerfield6570]

00:17 thank you everyone

[@Gundumb_guy]

The news paper is not upside down... it’s folded in half!😂

[@walnzell9328]

20:34 Well considering the ICA basically disbanded after 47 and Olivia leaked all their super secret files, it's a miracle the place has any security at all, let alone any employees.

[@ThatDude182]

Cheru is the real assassin

[@000luvrnhatr000]

First time seeing your channel and I love your Hitman humor 😂😂😂 🍌

[@1whospeaks]

I like the insinuation that 47 isn't good at the drums in that Bangkok mission because he's a genetically modified perfect hitman, but because he just happens to play drums.

[@gamingwithsamGS]

I have watched you for years and your definitely the best and funniest KZbinr wver

[@deadSkre]

you definitely made something usually frustrating look extremely fun. gg😂loved it.

[@tallish87]

You make me laugh this is brilliant thank you for the entertainment 😂

[@Ging3rman]

Cheru’s humor should no be funny but it is CrAcK CoCaNiOuS

[@CrookedSkew]

Thanks for the video. I would like to see an a subgame whereby 47 can short some companies on the stock exchange and then make some strategic targets to disrupt the companies and make money that way.

[@MisterBrick42]

hey wait a minute, in this shot 15:14 his hardcore objective is to blow up a safe, but then just five seconds later at 15:21 it's an epic melee kill! this man reset the game! actually that doesn't mean anything nor decrease the quality of the video, i just feel cool for catching it

[@Kiara_Wrestler]

Good catch 👀

[@ollybob674]

He needs a trophy for his singing and playing the drums 😊

[@WarpedLord]

"I'm only level 45. 55 levels of this left". Ahhh... I remember the optimism of those early levels, before you hit the massive XP jump at level 89. Those last 11 levels were a griiiiiiiind.

[@paidn4ull]

That 4 split second snipe was LEGIT!

[@FamilyMadGamers]

This man is a Top G.

[@Quagsire_rl]

This guy heard the stealth part of this game and said “nah”

[@gfanikf]

I’m proud as an American I knew that succulent reference even before the clip!

[@cheru]

Respect.

[@pzyko21]

2 months after i commented how this was one of the vids that made me getting hooked to your content, and i said road to 1m, now you are the the 1m. Thank you for so many moments that made us laugh, you reacherd the 7digits Cheru.

[@CarolinaBassHunter]

360 No Scope! Donut Operator is awesome!

[@VuxyFN-Z]

AYYY PAPA 47 IS HERE

[@justicehagins]

Stealth 🥷🏿 ninja shot from downtown was gold 😂

[@bartholomew1096]

I like how hitman came out then hitman 2 which is just a giant dlc for hitman 1. And hitman 3 is just another massive dlc for hitman 2.

[@tranz2deep]

Cheru, my friend, I am old (OLD!) so I remember that a folded paper like that is actually right side up facing the guy holding it.

[@llukandane3337]

2:50 ok, this was fire

[@VoidragonGaming]

Best Hitman video ever!

[@Zaachary09]

11:33 I can't believe you haven't used that opportunity to say Bong-fire.

[@jantzenallen3077]

11:11 it sounded like he said lube 😂😂😂

[@dadcking3689]

Happy 10 year anniversary on KZbin cheru! ❤

[@cheru]

Wut lol

[@lololololol1221]

These long videos are cure to my blindness

[@Shiftry87]

This was hillarious not to mention that it pointed out how complete trash i am at this mode at the same time.

[@buzzsawgr81]

I think those expensive 'collector' guns are the guns you can never lose.

[@Felixium22_TTV]

Yes

[@RealAlex2035]

U can loose them they just arent lost on campaign falire only death/lost

[@cheru]

You lose em. Can buy them again from merchants though.

[@buzzsawgr81]

@@cheru ok, cause I heard there are weapons and gear you can get that are permanent.

[@SingaporeLoveItachi]

@@cheru MrFreeze2244 said that you only LOSE the Collector Items IF you bring them to your mission and you fail.

[@jacobvtheg]

5:56 HE DIDN'T SAY "COCAINUS"!!!!!!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@jloveskitkats]

That drum solo was bomb

[@gervang5603]

So glad someone is keeping succulent Chinese meal alive

[@cheru]

Somebody has to.

[@notdragon3705]

Some People Struggle With the normal capaign. Its so impressing that you completed it while being so entertaining! Anyway Love you videos

[@MAMAMAdatarock]

I failed the freelancer campaign because there was a bug in Japan. Down in the basement where they work on the corpses, a suspect was standing. I threw a knife in her head but she did not die. She started screaming while standing there, causing the whole campaign to fail. Yeah freelancer is good but it can also be insanely frustrating for stupid reasons. I have also lost snipers in briefcases because I threw them behind something, like a chair or car that I could not pass.

[@JackCritical]

dont throw the briefcases in stupid places then, if you are on pc you can press capslock and e to place it down, that is also useful for bypassing frisk tests as you can take a gun in the case, place it on the ground and pick it up after the frisk

[@SkibidiLover111]

Your videos made me want to play hitman again

[@nessaplays23]

That one maid after getting knocked tf out: oh yeahh😩 Me: excuse me i-😀

[@maniac6655]

A.I. sees bodies piling up on the stairs ... reaction: MOOOOORE

[@randydevel]

I forbid myself to use instinct in this game i loooove your video ! you've got a new sub

[@tctt185_dg]

Don't ask me why but I found the Ave Maria part funny. 😅 Bye the way, to complete the challenge called Ave Maria, you need to meditate for 5 minutes. I think that song plays whilst you're meditating. Edit: Ave Maria does play whilst you're meditating... enjoy!

[@KegOfMeat]

He bought shit he couldn’t take back because he already had a sniper rifle and smg. What a Genius.

[@TheBamboozlerRah]

Cracko cocainus never gets old

[@KStheArtist25]

Level 100 skin makes me think hitman would be the next watchdog

[@Thetacticalgamer1966]

this guy is the best hitman ever

[@jonathanpanteli3151]

Great video👍

[@anneparsons6037]

I think cheru means G R E A T

[@mavrostitan1968]

21:27 guess you'd be pulling a reverse Ernest Hemingway

[@Galaxycooler_Osi]

I love your Hitman video's.