I Made Millions in Hitman Freelancer's Hardcore Difficulty Mode and Reality Will Never Be the Same

[@remyisdahl4038]

8 minutes of BS before the film starts. Why?

[@cheru]

This whole video is bullshit.

[@cheesey-cheese0]

@@cheru true

[@RJ-x]

Warm water

[@notblackdude]

​@@RJ-x 21:57

[@Rei322]

btw you can skip parts of a video you dont like

[@julianrosas9134]

Fishing with no fishing line, reading newspapers upside down, and banging out drum solos. 47 living life to the fullest

[@ashb7]

> reading newspapers upside down mate I really hope you (and Cheru) know how a folded paper works

[@julianrosas9134]

@@ashb7 Aussie newspapers are printed both ways. You have to rotate it to read below the bottom half. Duh

[@ashb7]

@@julianrosas9134 That is true, I failed to consider the Aussie factor. Apologies

[@Blatant.Obscurity]

Guys the paper was folded in half,the part facing 47 was upright...jeez

[@fitybux4664]

He used up all the fishing line killing people with it.

[@SuperTheNobody]

For anyone wondering what the difference between the kalmer and the kalmer collectors edition is: the collectors edition goes on the weapons rack rather than in the toolbox and is therefore not lost if you surrender or lose a campaign

[@Cryton12345]

Does that mean all collectors edition guns going on the weapon rack means that if I take it out into the world if I die and surrendor or lose a campaign, I'll not lose the weapon?

[@invention64]

​@@Cryton12345no you still can lose the weapon if you bring it on a mission, it just doesn't get lost when you lose a mission like the other sieker does

[@worekmiesa1255]

It's worth mentioning that if you take both versions. You start with more ammo.

[@cheru]

Subtitles coming in about 12 hours. It's 6am and I want to sleep lol. Good night.

[@perrymichaelson2629]

hi

[@JettismJr]

PAPA

[@Cromez.]

Pepa

[@i.n.d.r.u]

sleep tight

[@subsonicgames]

After this goat of a hitman video u deserve it lol

[@jenna2720]

I think what I love most about this is Cheru's choice of background music. It makes what's funny into utter hilarity.

[@cheru]

*Watch some hilariously stupid MODDED HITMAN videos here* 👉 bit.ly/3ImtKBs *OR watch all of my HITMAN 3 videos here* 👉 bit.ly/2XXH89g *or all my HITMAN 2 videos here!!* 👉 bit.ly/2F4h3Op

[@josiah2398]

Hi

[@gregcampbell175]

Hi cheru

[@gasbomb625]

nah

[@mchanna06]

Can we talk about how good Cheru is at hitman?

[@6ButtonS6]

He kind of does everything wrong but it somehow works. It's like watching a magic trick.

[@jenna2720]

Too true! And the magic trick would go something like this: Cheru 47: and now I’ll be pulling a screwdriver out of this completely empty top hat. ::proceeds to pull five rubber duckies, 100 explosive golf balls and an ICA briefcase out, but no screwdriver::

[@BaneWilliams]

Yeah it's amazing how good he is, it's almost like he alt f4's anytime anything goes wrong in the game. So much so he didn't even know what a collectors item was.

[@mchanna06]

@@BaneWilliams Yeah, I definitely don't do the same...

[@ashb7]

@@BaneWilliams I mean the collector's item thing was a joke, you don't have to be a goated Hitman player to know how rarities work in video games lol

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

This is hilarious and awesome, watching cheru is always the highlight of my day

[@antieatingactivist]

Turns out Cheru is actually very good at hitman. Bravo sir.

[@kaylee4507]

this man needs his own spotify song. im not kidding when I say this i laughed so hard on that drum solo I pissed myself.

[@paintdrinker455]

I pissed myself too but only for fun I was not laughing.

[@the_stupid_gamer]

me too

[@ΒαγγελήςΜωραΐτης]

We need the Spotify song rn

[@tybois74]

I love how Cheru always sneaks in the "a succulent Chinese meal" bit. 😁 @17:09: I legit LOL'd! 47 really hates Diana. 😂🤣

[@calsauron8459]

17:30 I am amazed how you did not alert any targets. I have found myself multiple times alerting the targets by just becoming suspicious and Chery here just openly shoots and explodes everyone without alerting any lookouts or targets

[@p0dde]

Yeah i found that a bit sus’

[@ZombossLordOfDoom]

Me looking at the "Target escaping" icon that instantly popped up:

[@morz4880]

he alt f4ed

[@CallMe8Bars]

Started playing Hitman a few months ago thinking it would be easy to pick up, mechanics easy, learn tactics. Took me a month to get rid of running & gunning, another month to see when pistol shot distractions & accident kills are a viable option. 3 months in, feel like I've absorbed and learned most of the game. STILL CANT USE A SNIPER THOUGH SUPPOSEDLY A STONE COLD KILLER BUT 47 HAS SPAGHETTI HANDS IF YOU DONT HOLD YOUR BREATH.

[@HarbingerOfTruth1]

I know breathing technique is used for shooting in biathlon, but they have been skiing for several kilometers beforehand. Considering 47s fortitude it should not be as much of an issue for him, so clearly it's gameplay related to not make sniping too easy is my guess as they don't have any other factors like wind.

[@bloke9864]

I mean you have almost 0 cooldown on sniping and imo its op asf if u ain’t going for SA or SA/SO

[@SmittyMeh]

2:42 Cheru needs to make this a full song

[@JadomacYT]

“Succulent Chinese Meal” gets me every time! 😂😂

[@travsjhay22]

Hello Cheru, I am entertained that you are making funny vids and it makes me happy. Thanks for making me feel in a good mood 🙂🧡

[@Jeremy_M_]

8:25 I couldn't be the only person that heard the "oh no, HO YEAAAH"

[@funnydrifter399]

It was timed perfectly the wrong way

[@Pezz323]

definitely one of your funniest video's yet Cheru! The drum part had me dying 😂

[@NotInterXX]

I just wanna say that your videos are so entertaining and I have enjoyed every second of watching them

[@EDDie320]

i love you and your content,you are the only person i ve seen who is making hitman actually funny

[@Smuggers.]

Seeing you lose 448 thousand merces in one second was painful.

[@smartii3s]

Luckily he’s not afraid to Alt F4 when he fails

[@fredfreeman7230]

If you really think he was reading that newspaper upside down then you have no idea how newspapers work

[@noctumdraco]

"Damn shit fucking banana frick" just became my new go to curse word. Also: "Hey 47, can you kill someone with a ninja star?" "Shuriken."

[@MiniMasterGG]

Man i have been addicted to your hitman videos recently keep it up :)

[@alexisrios4991]

8:27 Maid: Oh no! OH YEAH~! That woman was into it.

[@_im_him]

8:25 what was dem noises bruh 😂😂😂😂

[@Everybodyhateschris45]

2:44 that song was fire 🔥😂

[@oliverthedum2129]

Not only does he look like Jeff Bezos, but now he has the illegally earned money of Jeff Bezos

[@JettismJr]

True

[@Cyclone718]

He has more charisma than Bezos though to be fair 😏

[@jakeburns5834]

1£

[@behindthefandomscenes4576]

The 50 caliber bullet zooming at this guys head rn

[@3182john]

Illegally? Lol k ok sure

[@icepicjoey]

10:34 "Alittle bit out of control." That is what I call... Stangely Therapeutic. 😂

[@M_JOB369]

Shop keeper: “I got everythingl Cheru: “you got crack?”

[@Roboboiblox_lol]

CRACK COCAINUS

[@Vrvon-l5u]

2:41 the vocals are fire

[@mangalamvijla4353]

Absolutely hilarious and deadly assassinations 😂 Great vid !

[@Gundumb_guy]

The news paper is not upside down... it’s folded in half!😂

[@humlegard-gaming]

Certified freelancer moment

[@imsearchingforsomemilk4901]

2:44 bro why does this slap so good

[@CarolinaBassHunter]

I play the drums and fish! 😂 Am I Agent 47??

[@Austichar]

I did Ambrose for my final Hardcore showdown and I had to use a Tactical Karen to lure every single guard in the map to a murder hole so I could easily deal with the suspects. lmao

[@jessd76]

How have I played this for so long and not realized you can shoot sniper rifles through closed windows? Anyway great video.

[@Terminal_Lumbago]

20 seconds in and the bald man has already peaked my interest with fishing

[@Caf_Drink]

Hi Cheri, big fan! I enjoy your content!

[@VenetusAlpha]

I was just about to get lunch. I haven’t eaten a real meal in days. But this takes precedence.

[@danaciocan2073]

🍍

[@killmonger2240]

8:20 Is it just me or did she really say,"oh no,oHh YEAA"

[@reallyofficialcoolcat6651]

Legend is beating the hardcore mod

[@calvinapplegate8736]

Goodnight Cheru sleep tight and always know that you always make us happy so keep up the good work

[@HelluvaOpp]

6:45 Old man is strapped!

[@CrookedSkew]

Thanks for the video. I would like to see an a subgame whereby 47 can short some companies on the stock exchange and then make some strategic targets to disrupt the companies and make money that way.

[@edboysega321]

"I heard everyone in Dubai looks like this" LOL

[@nessaplays23]

That one maid after getting knocked tf out: oh yeahh😩 Me: excuse me i-😀

[@hephzibah3123]

Cheru should be at 10 million subscribers by now

[@paidn4ull]

That 4 split second snipe was LEGIT!

[@maddoxmalloy_08]

Any tips on how to get better at Hitman?

[@pzyko21]

only got hooked to your Hitman vids recently. i like dem. road to 1m, one more inbound.

[@justicehagins]

Stealth 🥷🏿 ninja shot from downtown was gold 😂

[@imamullato]

Cheru thanks for the hitman videos there hilarious 😂 please keep them coming

[@ThatDude182]

Cheru is the real assassin

[@gamingwithsamGS]

I have watched you for years and your definitely the best and funniest KZbinr wver

[@bobbygapud8615]

8:25 Oh no, oh yeah ohmmmm~ 😂😂😂😂😂

[@FamilyMadGamers]

This man is a Top G.

[@ollydickson6058]

He needs a trophy for his singing and playing the drums 😊

[@jantzenallen3077]

11:11 it sounded like he said lube 😂😂😂

[@1whospeaks]

I like the insinuation that 47 isn't good at the drums in that Bangkok mission because he's a genetically modified perfect hitman, but because he just happens to play drums.

[@maniac6655]

A.I. sees bodies piling up on the stairs ... reaction: MOOOOORE

[@deadSkre]

you definitely made something usually frustrating look extremely fun. gg😂loved it.

[@Zaachary09]

11:33 I can't believe you haven't used that opportunity to say Bong-fire.

[@CarolinaBassHunter]

360 No Scope! Donut Operator is awesome!

[@Ging3rman]

Cheru’s humor should no be funny but it is CrAcK CoCaNiOuS

[@tranz2deep]

Cheru, my friend, I am old (OLD!) so I remember that a folded paper like that is actually right side up facing the guy holding it.

[@Jakenemeth]

“Well done agent” “ shut up, nobody likes you”💀💀💀💀

[@thegamingderp594]

yo the newspaper aint upside down lmao

[@dadcking3689]

Happy 10 year anniversary on KZbin cheru! ❤

[@cheru]

Wut lol

[@Quagsire_rl]

This guy heard the stealth part of this game and said “nah”

[@gfanikf]

I’m proud as an American I knew that succulent reference even before the clip!

[@cheru]

Respect.

[@JettismJr]

AYYY PAPA 47 IS HERE

[@tallish87]

You make me laugh this is brilliant thank you for the entertainment 😂

[@jloveskitkats]

That drum solo was bomb

[@cijayfish]

An actuall thing about Safehouse nobody should like, you can't sleep in a bed. Only in that crappy trash bag. And lets Just apreciate how cheru Just completed 1 campaign in hardcore mode.

[@lololololol1221]

These long videos are cure to my blindness

[@pzyko21]

2 months after i commented how this was one of the vids that made me getting hooked to your content, and i said road to 1m, now you are the the 1m. Thank you for so many moments that made us laugh, you reacherd the 7digits Cheru.

[@bobrossofthe173]

Best part of the video…boat noises lmao

[@anneparsons6037]

I think cheru means G R E A T

[@tenuunariunjargal7646]

"Please excuse my ginormous banana" -Sun Tzu

[@RobertJFCalais]

11:30 You lose all your tools (the three cases on the left side of the mission briefing room) if you fail a hardcore mission. The Collector's lockpick, crowbar and dart guns go into one of the melee weapon displays and thus, don't get lost if you fail.

[@X10ded]

"with a big banana comes a big responsibility" cheru

[@WarpedLord]

"I'm only level 45. 55 levels of this left". Ahhh... I remember the optimism of those early levels, before you hit the massive XP jump at level 89. Those last 11 levels were a griiiiiiiind.

[@casegoat1436]

Hi Cheru I love you vids

[@Thetacticalgamer1966]

this guy is the best hitman ever

[@buzzsawgr81]

I think those expensive 'collector' guns are the guns you can never lose.

[@Felixium22_TTV]

Yes

[@RealAlex2035]

U can loose them they just arent lost on campaign falire only death/lost

[@cheru]

You lose em. Can buy them again from merchants though.

[@buzzsawgr81]

@@cheru ok, cause I heard there are weapons and gear you can get that are permanent.

[@SingaporeLoveItachi]

@@cheru MrFreeze2244 said that you only LOSE the Collector Items IF you bring them to your mission and you fail.

[@MisterBrick42]

hey wait a minute, in this shot 15:14 his hardcore objective is to blow up a safe, but then just five seconds later at 15:21 it's an epic melee kill! this man reset the game! actually that doesn't mean anything nor decrease the quality of the video, i just feel cool for catching it

[@Kiara_Wrestler]

Good catch 👀

[@000luvrnhatr000]

First time seeing your channel and I love your Hitman humor 😂😂😂 🍌

[@jacobvtheg]

5:56 HE DIDN'T SAY "COCAINUS"!!!!!!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@bartholomew1096]

I like how hitman came out then hitman 2 which is just a giant dlc for hitman 1. And hitman 3 is just another massive dlc for hitman 2.

[@TheBamboozlerRah]

Cracko cocainus never gets old

[@Death_Trooper716]

Cheru, I need you to tell half my family how to stay hydrated. I'll pay you some funni funni to do it.

[@extraproductions153]

Your videos made me want to play hitman again

[@TheTrueChess]

the new PEMDAS: Please Excuse My Ginormous Banana.

[@thatguywhovibes8208]

8:26 "Oh no, Oh yeah *moans*

[@notdragon3705]

Some People Struggle With the normal capaign. Its so impressing that you completed it while being so entertaining! Anyway Love you videos

[@gervang5603]

So glad someone is keeping succulent Chinese meal alive

[@cheru]

Somebody has to.

[@Shiftry87]

This was hillarious not to mention that it pointed out how complete trash i am at this mode at the same time.

[@Bonked_YT]

I put on one hitman playlist, *ONE*, and every 2nd video is a hitman video now