I Played Hitman 3 Like a Professional Assassin and This Is What Happened

[@cheru]

*Watch more hilariously stupid Modded Hitman videos here* 👉 bit.ly/3ImtKBs *OR watch my ridiculously stupid Sniper Elite videos here* 👉 bit.ly/3G85tOP

[@Vallu846]

No

[@keenharpz]

Your vids keep me going

[@sledgehammerscav2593]

@@Vallu846 dude if you don't want to see you don't need to go to the comment like a monkey and say "nO"

[@auntytanya6186]

After watching all of ur vids, I can’t stare at a rubber duckie the same way anymore

[@Carter_Productions]

@@auntytanya6186 same

[@valdoras10-11]

Tbh it’s never the same when cheru plays the game normally. Cheru is perfect in his own crazy way.

[@guacamoleman3253]

This makes things feel wrong

[@eddiethekid2849]

i think its the closest he could get to professional XD

[@badasscasanova2383]

That’s facts , for that reason I just subscribe

[@7rixee]

Any other channels like this?

[@eddiethekid2849]

@@7rixee depends, you on about the humour or the game?

[@blackwolfgaming9126]

Sierra Knox getting sedated was the funniest moment ever!!!!!! 100/10, well done for breaking her!

[@ont1c]

Agreed!

[@viralworld1362]

Wish sedative gum right in bald agent 47 s arsenal.

[@ritual_9968]

This sounded so wrong on many different levels

[@icyyou.]

@@ritual_9968 you just have a dirty mind.

[@mike3963]

The grapefruit technique

[@jensonames1179]

That choking glitch at the end had me in stitches

[@mike_gread]

i wonder where the devs found this sound effet

[@DoPrice]

Sounded like my ex

[@Abigart69]

@@DoPriceyeah it did sound a lot like your ex

[@rossaven01]

i mean logically since its rat poison you cant actually die from it, only choke and throw up, but idk maybe its differnt in this game

[@beckysmith1094]

Cheru: promises not to kill non-targets Also cheru: poisons random drink

[@thedinosaurprotectiongroup401]

It wasn't lethal it was emetic rat poison makes sense why you thought it was lethal though

[@Riceyricericeyay]

It was emetic poisoning

[@LSi-zg4bt]

​@@Riceyricericeyayi try that in real life?

[@Riceyricericeyay]

@@LSi-zg4bt I mean, poisoning people lethal or not is a crime

[@LSi-zg4bt]

Bet

[@TheBradMouse]

I think the Kill Nobody (except the targets through "accidents") challenge would be pretty fun and goofy to go through again, but this looked pretty painful to go through without dropping 500 explosive rubber duckies.

[@viralworld1362]

Love your vids keep up the good effortt man

[@viralworld1362]

Yeah it was pretty painful for him to play hitman without 500 rubber duckies to Yeet his targets into outer space

[@philipmyint3386]

He knocked out more people when he was tryin to hide 2 bodies

[@ZanicksGaming]

​@@viralworld13629:55 mjooa

[@rebeccabroad617]

Agent 47 strikes again this is gonna be a blast. Cheru u put hard work and effort into ur content and creativity respect cheru respect man love and support u man 👍

[@hairlesskittyo]

You mean Cheru 47

[@Evanster1212]

Honestly Cheru playing hitman properly is like trying to make a BLT without bacon, lettuce or tomato

[@lukehatton2593]

ah, so it would be called a

[@jade9093]

@@lukehatton2593 yes it woulf be called a

[@danielhenko6961]

@@jade9093 Nah i think it’d be called a

[@LacroixboiMarx]

Of course when you play it the way it’s supposed to be played, the game still tries to bug out on you 😆

[@Carter_Productions]

This is cheru's worst nightmare

[@viralworld1362]

Sooooooooo truuuuuuuueeeeeeeee

[@Dark_knight484]

It’s Always a good time when Cheru post

[@adrianmaliqi181]

That is VERY VERY true

[@Frigirifico2006]

Yes

[@someguy5876]

True

[@Cookie-jl4st]

True

[@Deggter]

"Playing Hitman like a professional Hitman." *Punches a random guy at the very start.*

[@UCZ15]

I am absolutely howling at Sierra answering your interview questions in chokeish

[@dannyengineer9862]

Cheru trying to play Hitman 3 like a proffesional assasin? Impossible, this is a feat that is never seen. Without mods too? Cheru, I feel bad for ya.

[@nathanharrison2]

still has the chiseled 47 mod on though.

[@robinfloof]

"Every Death needs to look like an accident Just like Me Being Born" Man... That hit hard-

[@Jay-kay4yt]

Cheru: I'll play hitman love a pro Also cheru: brings bubblegum

[@Jay-kay4yt]

*Like*

[@Shamurai0612]

I love how this is a possible Genre of video with hitman. It’s so cleverly simple yet something you’ve never done 🤣🤣

[@Xander-f5d]

Police man: “hey there-“ Cheru: “Shut up jerk face” 😂😂😂😂

[@R3dd_1247]

For the Miami mission, if you do the method where you tamper with the stage pyrotechnics, both targets end up in the same place and you can electrocute them both with a water cooler and exposed wire. Takes less than 15 minutes 😂

[@jacobhughes1314]

Agent 47 smiling has got to be the most unsettling thing I've ever seen.

[@evilchild1851]

4:57 I both love and hate how he knows that

[@captaindelta43]

Cheru being a professional assassin The sun has risen from opposite side

[@domaspaliunis3088]

cheru: hows life siera:aghgahahgahhhhghhahha

[@tobypuromaizono4444]

XD😂

[@GoldenEye2047]

Alternate Title: I am gonna play Hitman the way its not supposed to be played

[@planet3d99]

NPC : Mmm delicious coffee, Whilst the coffee has green gas coming out of it. Literally 2 seconds later he vomits or he gets knocked out or he dies.

[@Kematotheone]

I litterally laughed my ass off at the end it was hilarious! didn't laugh this hard since way back.

[@The__Pengwin]

I'm getting Let's game it out(KZbinr) vibes from this guy. I enjoy the atmosphere. finally found another awesome youtuber to binge-watch at 3:00 AM!!!!

[@siddharthannandhakumar6187]

0:48 shows the newspaper is folded... Hitman is reading it upside down on the other side😂

[@AlanSeer]

yes a day white cheru teach people how to fly👑

[@RAW_Reality]

The sound Sierra makes when she _really_ likes you: 12:49 😉😅🤣

[@moresiyayt]

Hitman smiling is creepy and scary

[@susiedeltarunedistinguished]

The Hitman Sanity Scale: Cheru---------Normal Player---Me------Pro---Speedrunners

[@BonnieBeats]

This game looks fun, way cooler than the one on the PS2 I remember playing as a kid. Downloaded this on gamepass a while ago but never got around to trying it out, Maybe have too now

[@omniscientbarebones]

Start with the training missions. This game is actually really hard sometimes

[@magoomjey2287]

@@omniscientbarebones it's not hard. It's fun. You just have to play smart

[@omniscientbarebones]

@@magoomjey2287 I tried doing a kill everyone challenge, you die in 5 shots from an smg on the medium difficulty. Yes I know, the way you’re meant to play is Silent Assassin but killing people is just so funny in this game.

[@douggieharrison6913]

When Cheru walks in with the fore extinguisher walks in with the fire extinguisher and the dude was sleeping I was certain he'd break there nd chuck it at their head 🤣

[@thepurplebunny3286]

This is a big day for Cheru, congrats for surviving!!!!

[@mastercheif2081]

Cheru has now completed his transformation into a gigachad

[@PLANDerLinde99]

"Good to see you're so good looking" Robert Knox literally has a burnt and disfigured face

[@AstraPixel]

MMMM very new video that I didn't even realize for the first 20 seconds

[@dennispugh7368]

So I'm now just learning about going into inventory to use car key to unlock the van. I was breaking into it for years

[@SCP-Dr_Bright]

now all we need is cheru plays like a silent assassin

[@nicholaslubke355]

Plus suit only XD

[@Lysander1592]

Sierra: * choking* Cheru the flamingo: * casually flaps his wings as nothing is happening*

[@IhyGab24]

This is just pure talent ❤😂

[@WaltuhPinkman]

Rare footage of Cheru doing something serious in Hitman 3.

[@Blovu420]

There is exactly one thing that is faster then light: Me when I click a Cheru Hitman video

[@Andre-oc7gg]

Agent 47's cheekbones are weapons

[@proletariennenaturiste]

I like how this video is actually closer to being a professional assassin than one of the other videos you did claiming to do such.

[@Nine9005]

Yays! Old intro came back! 🎉

[@apxx_prxdator_4792]

So strange to see him playing as an actual professional assassin rather than some nonce blowing everything up and shooting up towns

[@y2ler658]

The intro never gets old🤣

[@PLANDerLinde99]

Says he's gonna play it right, Then immediately knocks out Florida man and ruins silent assassin

[@AGoodJoe]

Hitman is the most solid game franchise for 20 plus years

[@RobertoGoodra]

Imagen, Agent 47 very happy and tooths shinys. Thanks Colgate.

[@fitforfreelance]

The item descriptions are like when movie characters tell someone a story from their own lives

[@sherinjohn001]

"Normal Monday in Kronstad" 😂😂

[@eidoneverchoosen1171]

The smile on agent 47 is just perfect lol.

[@laughinglaser5844]

Ohh no cheru strikes again 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.Btw I like your videos

[@Ulrik253]

Love the hitman videos man keep it coming

[@acatfishandaviking1020]

Cheru plays Hitman normally: IT'S GONNA RAIN SWORDS!

[@somerandomassguyontheinter2869]

“play it like you’re supposed to” *knocks out a good chunk of NPCs on the map*

[@siddharthhistapes9855]

How can someone like this humor

[@MyReligionIs2DoGood]

Playing like a professional assassin - using Instinct every 2 minutes. lol I'm sure every pro assassin got that in real life, too. :P

[@Some_Random_Dood]

I think cheru was cherunapped by his evil twin then his evil twin started playing normally

[@Arshamishere]

its because of this man that hitman is a fun game

[@Swissswoosher]

Florida Man and “Onion now more valuable than facts”😂😂😂 Nice one IO.

[@niclaslarsson2871]

6:25 cheru describes Sweden in two words 💀

[@EvanMitchell-o8m]

Cheru is the best because he made me get better

[@logangreen4588]

10:00 while it would be funny if he was looking for the syringe, he's most likely investigating the noise you made when you broke open the cabinet, and investigating the broken open cabinet

[@lion3989]

The infinite duck bomb vids were the best

[@bigmonkey4333]

Watched 5 mins and already subbed this guy's a legend

[@Jaredhenderson765]

Of course you upload when I’m at work

[@logangreen4588]

12:07 Cheru turning into car after injecting Kronstadt Octane Booster directly into his veins, 2022 (colorized) (audio)

[@colossusslayer1234]

God smiling 47 is horrifying😂

[@elfeiin]

thank you for the intro where you explain the video which has a title that does the same thing

[@vegas1east959]

My G, I just stumbled upon your video and let me tell you you're one hilarious man. That s*** what's funny? 🤣😂

[@Mr__Nbody03]

Right when he started talking about the ad I got the ad for raid shadow legends

[@an-animal-lover]

More of this kind of Hitman play please

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

Great Video! *Cheru Playing hitman properly?! what's this world come to?!!!!!!*

[@ChiefPeep]

The ultimate professional hit man

[@ingame9861]

Minute 13:00 Netflix: Are you still watching Someone elses doughter:

[@noahplays916]

ANOTHER CHERU VIDEO 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡

[@codygets6937]

Love the content 🖤🖤🖤

[@Leon_Nguyen-kz3wi2ko7f]

The legendary greeting face is back

[@Flimflam_fan]

Bro I got a raid, shadow legends ad on this vid lol😂

[@finnarchbold6585]

This isn’t hitman 3 but it’s an amazing video

[@solowinner2919]

it was hilarious when he broke sierra

[@ElLeon7576]

I've never seen a man look more chad then Agent 47

[@Ogerponmyqueen]

Cheru plays normally we are the ones playing wrong by playing how we think is normal

[@northmanproductions5319]

Finally… a man who likes craziness knows the reverse maneuver…

[@chrisevans7368]

Agent 47 looks like Squidward when he got smacked by a door

[@arcadealchemist]

4:10 le Richard O'bRian about to do some CRYSTAL MAZE jogging.

[@Soar-Gaming]

When he talked all about selling balls lol

[@sebby324]

Challenge for you speed run kill every body challenge for the whole hitman trilogy

[@jayveerobes8904]

this kind of gameplay is -- *TAKING THE WORLD BY STORM* --

[@gen.zer0.]

3:59 i got a raid shadow legends ad on right after this

[@Trailmakers333]

before watching : is there a drink it all up scene?

[@morbid1134]

AS you were talking about the raid shadow legends ad ad 4:00. I legit got a banner ad of the game and then it zoomed into to your face

[@Tizzer67]

Bro has the best jaw line ever 😂😂😂😂

[@BallerDollaro]

!!! i, like, your, funny worrds, magic man!!!

[@NEETAZ]

Congratulations on 1Million bro

[@randogames7526]

"let me get a crowbar" picks up fire hydrant....