Chess rematch against cheating AI Napoleon

[@danhatter6823]

I like the idea that Napoleon is blatantly cheating at chess and twitch chat, across the table, not realizing it, just continues to slam their fists against the table and shout “DAMN IT, HE’S GOOD.” every turn.

[@tommy_asd]

I like the idea of all of twitch chat sitting by a table playing chess

[@Giose]

@@tommy_asd I've always imagined twitch chat and the alphabet crews as those faceless silouettes, with 1 color for the whole body and the logo that represents them as their face

[@hoolahooop]

It's like a chess version of a yugioh episode

[@Lunacorva]

I think that's the plot of Yu-Gi-Oh!

[@JB-xl2jc]

I'd be confused too after being called "as clueless as a sun-burnt vineyard keeper on a rainy day" damn that goes hard as hell

[@soldiergaming-n4b]

Napoleon really went with the "always wondered why people never use their strongest attack first" opening

[@saiyanfang1047]

Same is true of the mermaid stream where he just wiped out half the pieces immediately created a whole bunch of krakens and other things that locked in twitch chat, and then he committed suicide.

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@General12th]

@@EEEEEEEEYou're goddamn right.

[@MotherSoren]

@@saiyanfang1047 Chat never saw the Suicide gambit

[@Yoob-yh5gb]

The difference is, sans doesnt just immediately heal you to above full hp immediately after his first move

[@Hello-jz5lh]

The clips editor doing overtime and basically delivering us a 2nd channel video. Kudos to whoever edited this.

[@BigTimeNico]

Didn't even realize until this comment that it wasn't a DougDougDoug upload

[@megalodon3232]

I mean this channel is featured on Doug Doug’s channel page so it has some connection ig

[@wrpro7495]

Praise be to Luka!

[@meballsitch1107]

@@megalodon3232I’m pretty sure Doug just endorses them. He put them on his channel and just lets them get on with it and make their own revenue

[@user-wlj68sbwj97]

Wait what? I thought the editor for the clips channel was Doug’s employee lol

[@VannMunson]

I was NOT emotionally prepared for Napoleon to wipe out half of the enemy team, evolve all his pawns at once, rotate the entire game, fuse two of his pieces, and full rez the board, only to lose everything, but I guess Napoleon is just that much of a tactical genius.

[@ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle]

It's like that one scene in indiana jones where the guy with the sword does some fancy flips and just gets shot

[@twin_towers_destroyer]

He didn’t lose because the horses can jump over everything… rigged…

[@El_Hornio_II]

I mean wouldn't be the first time he had everything and still fucked up royally, see his invasion of Russia, man collected the largest army Europe had ever seen, then had all of them die going into and out of Russia

[@CojaGamez]

​@twin_towers_destroyer Doug specifically stated that he couldnt just create an instant win scenario. So I think they could not jump and kill at the same time to balance it a bit

[@painandsuffering6376]

@@CojaGamez its not an instant win scenario, its just how the (admittedly rigged) units are built. They're just knights that move like rooks, and theres nothing stopping them from jumping the king to kill the rook threat.

[@Sogster321]

you know it’s gonna be a banger when not even thirty seconds in Doug’s declared it “wont be on youtube”

[@Lord-of-The-West-Weald]

Fr fr

[@Cigmacica]

Doug? Is this beardless man Doug?

[@Zack_Zander]

Chat still assume correctly

[@CatsMeow_]

​@Cigmacica it's a different doug

[@raanthur3750]

I don't know how it's done now, but DougDoug Clips started as a fan channel and was later introduced into the DougDoug family or whatever. So it could be that the person who originally made the account is the one who makes the clips, and decided to have this match be on KZbin.

[@Olvrin]

Napoleon: *snaps half of the universe out of the existence* Chat: "Yea, cute, we move horsie forward!"

[@martell5437]

I love this

[@tomatogenesis]

Napoleon: *_HO-HOW DARE THEY?!_*

[@CrypticCobra]

How dare they!!

[@themememaster9582]

Doug without his beard looks both younger and older at the same time. It’s like reality itself cannot accept Doug’s beardless visage.

[@dissect123]

He has transcended time

[@craftmastr]

Peeled Doug PEELED DOUG

[@theegg8780]

Hate it

[@lunaraydue1340]

He looks like a college freshman who took 6 gap years

[@DCTheComic]

​@lunaraydue1340 that's exactly what I was thinking lol

[@CheDaCheez]

"the divine bishop flies the king over here, and the king lands on top of your queen and kills her" "what the fuck is happening" "oh we're playing chess" couldn't have been more true, they were indeed playing chess

[@Quaternatary]

9:55

[@Placeholder_DER]

​@@QuaternataryLOL

[@Frogghh]

the fact that was the single worst thing he ever could have done too makes it even better

[@Mr_Miracle]

Love seeing the “he’s cheating” when Doug literally explained that napoleon is allowed to do that

[@newtybot]

Are they wrong?

[@nugget3687]

​@@newtybotif cheating is part of the rules, is it even cheating?

[@newtybot]

@@nugget3687 TOO TRUE

[@Hithere-uz6wd]

Ive said this many times the chat is full of idiots

[@callumfinlayson-palmer8393]

I love the outrage dispite it being the whole point lol

[@squiddler7731]

The look of disappointment when the AI announces that it's reviving all of chat's pieces is priceless

[@a-ash666]

And the face of pure despair when AI said they would be placed randomly on board

[@brandanmentch]

even with whales, mermaids, a leviathan and the literal KRAKEN, he still couldnt win

[@dissect123]

He is essentially team rocket. Shows up time and time again with a ridiculous gimmick but still gets blasted.

[@jojogacha974]

This shows we are BETTER THAN ANTOLONI KARPOV

[@omarujy4441]

​@jojogacha974 I am convinced that twitch chat is just that good at chess

[@danwhite3224]

Doug: "He can't just be like 'I turn into a bomb that blows up the king''' *_Literally the first move_* : Napoleon: "I fire my artillery and take out an entire quadrant"

[@ImNotDragoon]

not the quadrant with the king

[@creedbratton4064]

​@ImNotDragoon I thought that too, and then I thought your reply, it's like you guys are my internal monologue

[@creedbratton4064]

​@@ImNotDragoonbe kind to me

[@ImNotDragoon]

@@creedbratton4064who even are you lmaoooo

[@creedbratton4064]

@ImNotDragoon OH heaven's I think im having another episode

[@theirishninjasanimations]

I love how we went from Napoleon barely even cheating to the game being unrecognizable

[@bouncycomix]

Napoleon vs chat is like watching Superman beat the everloving crap out of a purse snatcher until he just stabs Superman between the ribs with a kryptonite dagger.

[@Ocean_III]

When Napoleon made his pawns into cavalier he technically checkmated twitch chat

[@JoeThomas-lu6fy]

Doug ruled that they couldn't jump and take in the same move.

[@Kyuschi]

*cuirassiers

[@baryemini4103]

Even if they could jump and take you can take the one in front of the king with a pawn so it’s just check

[@Cerran032]

They technically aren’t knights

[@rockinslugz]

They were checkmated turn 1, remember there are no rules. Napoleon could have used any piece to kill the king at any time, they're always mated

[@Whyistherenopancakes]

“As clueless as a sunburnt vineyard keeper on a rainy day” 💀💀💀💀

[@alejandrolz8335]

Doug literally gave napoleon omnipotence on chest and still loses, that why twitch chat is unbeatable

[@thewiseoldfox]

Twitch Chat won because they are the main character.

[@whamer100]

just you wait until you see the one that happened on rosa's birthday

[@Fungo4]

Napoleon may have had unlimited power, but Chat had the one thing he didn't: Knowing how to play chess

[@thewiseoldfox]

@@Fungo4 ChatGPT knows how to play chess. Consider the fact that it's a AI that literally can't see the chess board, and only serves to give (as much as possible) relavent information and kindness to humans. More than likely it threw the game on purpose because of that programming.

[@Contreth1313]

You forget that the horse things are rooks that can jump peices they Napoleon could've killed the rook

[@zjakey0367]

I’m so glad Doug remembered to include death=delete in the instructions, it makes the whole stream more understandable

[@suki-artsanimations807]

Same, I also miss him blaming his generals

[@raptorrampage2109]

That’s actually pretty wholesome how he was nice to you

[@thatonguy2407]

Napoleon actually had chat in check the whole game, as his cuirasses are just rooks that can hop over pieces, so napoleon actually won that game.

[@Greyman-qg9qt]

and it wasn't technically mate at the end either

[@Placeholder_DER]

Nah he's just dumb, even if he could have them in check he would always pick the worst other option

[@norwegionaire]

Sssshhhut

[@egglord2029]

So it was, in fact, his General's fault.

[@WiltedWinterRose]

Rigged

[@deltafossum6659]

Without a beard Doug looks like a child who looks like a grown man

[@jblen]

I loved this idea. The blatant cheating. The blind certainty of Napoleon. Doug explaining the moves in conversation

[@DavWasTaken]

GUYS, WHAT HAPPENED TO DOUG'S FACE???

[@Star_SaiIor]

THE BALDNESS GOT TO IT D:

[@SoldierGame379]

DOUG? I REMEMBER THE TIMES WHEN HE WAS IN THE STREAM, NOW THERES JUST SOME GUY

[@limlam8913]

It's because of the drama, dough hasn't been the same

[@filippvarelis1999]

He's an Ai

[@Dopufferfishhavetaxes]

IT HAS TO GOOOOOOOOOO😢😢😢

[@youtuberjestforfun9074]

"they can move forward. sideward, and backward" -napoleon

[@PurpleYetii]

I cannot put into words how odd Doug looks without a beard. It's like if you asked AI to create a Doug clone without a beard.

[@bigfudge2031]

Maybe it is a clone, as we all know, beards are permanent and cannot be removed at all.

[@ethanrutkowski9712]

“It’s not that bad” uses a photo of himself with a beard in the thumbnail 0:12

[@sickbyy]

You know it's a good day when the clips channel posts an 11 minute video

[@YaHomieScooty]

This reminds me of that one British chess video where the guy wins by pissing on his opponent’s king and knocking it over

[@ihappy1]

Thank you for putting this up, I remember seeing screenshots of this board and was like "what the hell is going on with Doug Chess"

[@daymuntaku6590]

same, I was incredibly confused by the short that was put up a while ago, but didn't entirely want to watch 4 hours of chess

[@Luma-ht6sg]

Doug chess is the best version of chess

[@dasneko7218]

This is an incredibly abbreviated version with only a third of the actual madness of the full stream. Not even all the moves are shown which explains the random pegasus.

[@jstar3382]

2:01 So, he gave his queen this extremely overpowered ability, only to never USE said ability, which would've won the game almost immediately

[@randomperson6299]

I miss how he called every move a unique name

[@honorguard7616]

Do not forget therest

[@Ragness10]

The queen pulled off the true Waterloo Whirlwind

[@AspenBrightsoul]

His opening move is called the Siege of Vraks.

[@shanmoon537]

my fave was lyon lion roar

[@0SC2]

The Napoleon Ultra Paradox should have been allowed through

[@YourPlaywright]

I am genuinely in tears, both from Doug’s lack of beard and the QUEEN WHIRLWIND Also Spy being Napoleon is a brilliant choice of avatar

[@YourPlaywright]

Is Napoleon actually just the entirety of r/anarchychess as a hivemind? Because it seems like ChatGPT drew exclusively from that subreddit for this

[@sugoistalin7809]

Can't believe Doug thought we wouldn't realise his twin brother replaced him for a few streams.

[@Hithere-uz6wd]

He has 2 brothers?

[@drmigly]

Can't stop rewatching this video, I absolutely love chaotic AI chess. Please give us more, Doug!

[@swellsauceFourNumbers]

Great video! Too bad it’s not going on KZbin. Those viewers are missing out.

[@Grrrrzzz47]

10:40 sounds like he is holding back tears lmao

[@analogicparadox]

Next time: Twitch chat vs AI Napoleon and real chess AI, that make a move each every other turn

[@AspenBrightsoul]

How do you tell a real chess AI that it has a piece that can lick the moon and use the dust left on its tongue to throw into the enemies eyes?

[@woodlefoof2]

⁠@@AspenBrightsoul you asking that question made the idea sound even more appealing. I could imaging the chess AI not knowing what is happening when the pieces get rotated

[@mcclure3510]

Such an absolutely masterful move... losing on purpose to make the enemy complacent, only so he can crush their morale next match. Absolutely brilliant. I look forward to his devastating victory next go.

[@thegizzard1768]

Doug tripping Napoleon up with the whirlwind was amazing

[@jstar3382]

"This isn't going on KZbin btw" Luka: 😏

[@comicwaterz8346]

I love when Napoleon blows up a quarter of the board, the song that starts playing is called “I want to live”

[@tommydevost681]

Technically it wasn’t checkmate because his Calvary could have hoped over the king to take the rook.

[@BloodClanL]

I'm suddenly remarkably less worried about the AI revolution. It seems that it's gonna resolve itself.

[@rushi5638]

I know this is a shitpost but ChatGPT isn't what you need to worry about, you wanna worry about an AGI optimizing for toast and turning us into fertilizer to grow more wheat.

[@Idiot-u4s]

Imagine having the world be taken over by an vtuber tf2 spy ai

[@justinquiring445]

“In an astonishing move, I, Napoleon Bonaparte, send my AI robots in a whirlwind maneuver, instantly resurrecting all humans we have killed so far, the resulting chaos will be devastating!!”

[@danteo17]

OH BOI I REMEMBER SEEING THIS VIDEO YESTERDAY, THOUGHT IT WAS DOUGDOUGDOUG, BUT DAMN DOUG CLIPS?? very nice editing.

[@naingmon]

This video should come with a choking hazard. I'm watching it while eating dinner and almost died from laughing. Thanks Doug's stunt double, you're the best.

[@greatroyalwolf]

Twitch chat: moves a horse Napoleon who literally just fucking demolished a half of their army with a single move a second before: HoW dArE???

[@jackbeavis]

00:20 "This is not going on KZbin by the way"

[@Davidpoland2005]

uses it anyways

[@carlosmiguelteixeiraott3643]

My therapist: Smooth Doug doesn't exist, he can't hurt you. Smooth Doug:

[@vGorf]

1- it was established the pawns move up 2- it was established the cavalry could leap and thus EASY kill that rook. Chat rigs, doug wigs.

[@thegoldenfox2403]

This is super napoleon. And he's using SUPER ULTRA OMEGA UBER NAPOLEON PARADOX.

[@armiinna]

some of the Doug's lore words got into my vocab (like babagabooosh!), looking forward to some more :D

[@ifu138]

This is the chess equivalent to a Yugioh anime character vs. someone playing the irl version of the card game.

[@char1194]

Doug's face looks AI generated, I guess that's just how they design side characters nowadays

[@zachattack7539]

Napoleon won because of the pawns turning into a different piece that instantly checkmated the twitch chat.

[@younesgeek1313]

Oh, just like in real life, Napoleon came back.

[@Freekymoho]

Never realized how much heavy lifting dougs beard was doing

[@jokeofalltrades2838]

10:20 actually this shouldn't be checkmate. The Calavier has the ability to move like a rook AND hop over pieces like a knight, meaning he could have moved it to kill Twitch Chat's Rook THUS making this a check and not a checkmate, which means Chat *cheated* in this normally *fair and not rigged* chess match.

[@gmkatsu]

that's what i have been saying the whole video. Nap also had multiple checkmates in one and in fact it was actually check at 5:13 meaning Twitch Chat made an illegal move because the Cavalier on e6 was putting the king in check

[@norwegionaire]

Shush, chat won

[@ace94d]

It depends on what the rules on the Cavalier are, which since it was made up and Doug said it doesn't put them in check means it doesn't. IIRC he said it can leap over pieces but not take them, which would mean it cannot take a piece like that.

[@Placeholder_DER]

No actually we won-

[@itzkaidenb559]

" There's nothing we can do " - Napoleon Bonaparte

[@ZAYXFLOWERS]

The fact chat was in checkmate for so long was hilarious

[@tobyonatabe2601]

Yeah, and the cavalerie could have taken the rook at the end, so it wasn't checkmate😂

[@JoeThomas-lu6fy]

They weren't checkmated. They could've taken the Cuirasser with a pawn.

[@Greyman-qg9qt]

@@JoeThomas-lu6fy but it would still be mate in one

[@JoeThomas-lu6fy]

@@Greyman-qg9qt Mate in one doesn't matter if you don't make the move, which Napoleon didn't.

[@norwegionaire]

Shush, chat won

[@temmiecody]

I love when Doug says “This isn’t going on KZbin” and then it ends up on KZbin

[@victordiniz245]

Poor Doug, love your content man, hoping you get better soon!!

[@ethanrutkowski9712]

Implying him without a beard is him with a disease?

[@IdiotamSpielen]

I love how doug and chat failed to realize chat was in check the moment the cuirassiers appeared on the board.

[@FlatFish_100]

This was such a good stream good job on the editing

[@Yeeshuah]

"As clueless as a sunburnt vineyard keeper on a rainy day" is an insult I will make sure to be using often.

[@matthewbibby8921]

I swear "the divine bishop flies the king over here" was said with the EXACT same cadence as Ron explaining bow hes gomna sacrifice himself in chess in The Philosopher's Stone.

[@coder7777]

“Be prepared to shit your pants” is still the best quote from any French person ever.

[@hashslingingslasher97]

Napoleon really went goblin mode for this one.

[@Gurt_The_Hurt]

I fell out of my chair. Beardless Doug jump scared the crap out of me

[@American_God]

This is my favorite series of DougDoug Clips i hope this creator finds more ways to spice up this concept

[@Hadvar]

That PMD music during Napoleon's resignation really drove the emotional point home

[@rosilinathedragon4382]

luka you are so unbelievably based for putting in PMD music. ily for that, instantly best editor

[@D748]

I was rewatching this for another thousand times, as a normal person does, and was genuinely put into fight of flight by beardless Doug

[@devindykstra]

Oah my goodness you can't hit me with Don't Ever Forget at 10:35!!!!! My heart!!!!

[@aarohalme1020]

Napoleon only lost because his general forgot to have him name all his moves, which would have given his soldiers the morale to march to victory

[@mikehawkisb1g]

Not even summining Gogeta could help Napoleon this time, i love this series so much.

[@raine6813]

do this again Doug! I would love to see 40 minutes worth of insanity like this

[@tyler9425]

This was hilarious I’m so glad you brought it to youtube. I just am not a stream guy and I prefer edited content, so thank you for making me laugh my ass off

[@thundertoon1398]

10:10 Wait, that's not Checkmate! Everyone forgot Napoleon's Cavalry pieces are jumping Rooks, so they could've taken out Chat's Rook before they could kill the King. This "victory" by the Chat Coalition is no more than slanderous propaganda against the French Empire, and I firmly demand a rematch on Napoleon's behalf!

[@jstar3382]

Nope, they jump over enemy pieces, it doesn't mean they can kill things on jump

[@vrthief]

@@jstar3382well Napoleon also has artillery and the Calvary could jump over the peice to take. game wasn’t over, poor Napoleon!

[@Mulakulu]

Nooo, that wasn't a checkmate. The cavalry are jumping rooks, letting them take twitch chat's rook

[@yondev]

doug ruled that the cavalry just jumped and couldn't take whilst jumping.

[@GuardianOwl]

@@yondev Alternate move, Napolean established earlier in the game @9:20 that he can hit single squares with artillery. Fire any cannon to obliterate the Rook. It's worth possibly missing and hitting their King as the King is dead either way.

[@sonicdml4175]

​@@GuardianOwl Ok, but he didn't do that.

[@seekthuth2817]

It's crazy how turn 1 Napoleon took literally half of Chat's pieces and still lost.

[@pecanrockin]

freshly peeled doug

[@RTGMonika]

Love Doug's clips channel cause they tend to be actual full length videos

[@LeShiny-mg1cd]

Napoleon truly has the best character development of all time

[@johndoe-yb6zi]

Turns out this did go onto KZbin.

[@Mulakulu]

Wasn't twitch chat's king in check for a long time since the cavalry were jumping rooks and could take the king?

[@CojaGamez]

doug ruled they couldnt jump and take in the same turn so it wasnt just an insta loss s

[@Mulakulu]

@@CojaGamez thaaaaaats boring. It wouldn't have been an insta loss anyway. They had pawns to kill the dangerous cavalry when they first attacked

[@CojaGamez]

@@Mulakulu it would have been an insta loss because they could just instantly jump and kill the king

[@naingmon]

@@CojaGamez They could only move in straight lines though, right? If they take out the one immediately in front of the King, it would've kept him safe (at least for that moment), so not instantly checkmate.

[@Pumpkin00002]

We shouldn't even argue about if it counts as check or not. Literally the entire game counts as them being in check.@@naingmon

[@chadplays3086]

WE NEED MORE OF THIS PLEASE

[@xa5785]

Desperately need more of this chaos

[@angels.3686]

The ending theme of "Don't Ever Forget" from Pokémon Mystery Dungeon TDS at the end was nostalgic as heck

[@jaminmccurley]

11:12 that wasn't checkmate because the cavalry can jump

[@swainswanson6235]

Doug without facial hair looks like Tim Allen in The Santa Claus…

[@andrewkorchowsky8421]

Technically, Napoleon wasn’t in check mate because the french horse could have captured the rook :)

[@asdfqwerty14587]

Chat also should've been forced to capture the Cuirassier that was putting their king in check the entire game.

[@gengarzilla1685]

Napoleon _was_ in checkmate. Catching that rook doesn't escape check because it puts the king in range of the nearby pawn instead. Meanwhile, catching said pawn to escape the rook puts the king in line of that bishop. Napoleon "Master Strategist" Bonaparte blew it again.

[@CaptainFrank2250]

@@gengarzilla1685 ah ah ahhhh, but his mighty caveliers can jump peices- so he was perfectly safe. It makes you realize the only thing holding the Great Napoleon back, is his advisor Doug all along

[@PoorManatee6197]

He could also have teleported the king to a different position.

[@zacknattack]

​@@gengarzilla1685in range of the pawn.. directly above it? Not diagonally?

[@mitchellbambam5926]

He only lost originally due to Doug’s FAILIURE to execute the mighty NAPOLEON ULTRA PARADOX. Hopefully this time goes better

[@Chinag]

The Song around 1:30 that's playing during Napoleon's introduction is Dynasty Warriors 4 - Eve. It's not credited in the description

[@Kyojonara]

5:02 napoleon already checkmated chat as those things he summoned were in fact, a mix of queen,bishop.rook.and horse , they could move all the ways and the one on c6 and b6 ,those 2 alone, at there places, cause checkmate and it cant be avoided

[@helmetmcbarin]

5:34 he didnt realise this is check if the cavalry can move like a rook and jump over a unit that means the king was in check on the turn they took the rook they had to move the pawn to take the knight putting the king under check

[@Couchiestpotato]

10:40 the way napoleon said "sacribleu!" in an crying tone is so good like what

[@userw3926]

10:23 but the jumping rooks can just take the other rook

[@grunklestan8464]

"There is nothing we could do" Napoleon Bonaparte after his queen's whirlwind attack backfired

[@Yamayeehaw]

the cavalry can jump over pieces and move like rooks, so this wasnt checkmate. His cavalry could have jumped over the king, taking the rook on h1

[@KarsuUthin]

Doug, napoleon still had a move right there. When he had explained how his Cuirassiers worked he said they could jump over pieces meaning he could have had one of them take the rook attacking his king, getting him out of check