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[@bernier42]

Anyone else get feelings of dread when Simp rhetorically asks, “right?”

[@eric_moore-6126]

No, watching him fail is just as fun as watching him succeed a lot of the time.

[@user-up7nb6id1f]

I do

[@OrchestralButterflie]

Of course.

[@mandira2001]

I always check how much of video is left And if it's almost at the end I always get scared, but get relief if it's resignation instead of a dumb move to end the video

[@octosadventures1949]

I think it's because it's always said in the exact same voice and tone so there's no way to ever know for sure if the next sentence is "thank you" or "what the fuck?"

[@HeyItsOJ7]

"Edward is dead" needs to become a recurring meme on this channel.

[@trantuan-es1ko]

yes

[@harshitrawat811]

rip edward

[@kakahass8845]

Poor Edward.

[@Cripplified]

I petition that he starts calling the bishops "Ziggy zaggys". They're the only piece he doesn't give a nickname to.

[@squidd4319]

Yes

[@zalibecquerel3463]

Fiancetto? Sounds like fancy talk for "sniper's nest".

[@manupaz]

Italian here: "Fianchetto" more or less means "little flank", I don't exactly know why it is called like this but I guess you can just google it up if you're interested

[@anothernoob1472]

Are profiles are so close

[@zalibecquerel3463]

@@anothernoob1472 It's because I'm in Australia.

[@andycopeland7051]

I like to call it fettuccine

[@manupaz]

@@andycopeland7051 Naming every opening with a name of a pasta... sounds legit

[@jasonlongfur4695]

I really was expecting the knight check to end the video, but for once the 100 rated player doesn't go berserk after losing his queen😂

[@nathaniel201]

I thought for sure that was going to happen too. I'm pleased that the inherent chaos of the series continues to leave all of these videos completely unpredictable.

[@SonicHaXD]

Really shocked you won this one!! You aren't maidenless XD

[@myelingd194]

No Maidens?

[@coltbusick6644]

A victory, but at the cost of Edward 😭

[@billyt8589]

Chess but it's a short time control, but every time a peice dies you must draw it to pay respect but drawing it does not end the video it just hurts your time

[@ThatGuy-fi9bm]

Yes

[@JJ_R]

That was a close call! Looks like that Pro Tip for Draws in that Anish video was more accurate than I thought.

[@zetashadowdragon]

Chess, but the king leads his troops. Your pieces (not pawns) can never be on the ranks in front of your king.

[@monke7566]

lelouch

[@juti488]

Impossible

[@haveaniceday3128]

Think he’s done that one

[@KommSusserT0d]

2:06 Levy noises intesifies

[@superfaststeve]

Why the hell did he say b1 if it was d1?

[@jemmerllast8492]

You played this one extremely well, bravo!

[@jamesgallagher9876]

100 rated chess, but every time you move a piece or pawn, you must wait 3 turns before moving it again.

[@firstnamelastname4582]

Chess but you can't spend more than a minute on your own timer.

[@PkGam]

Incredible management of the challenge!

[@chessandmathguy]

Nicely done!

[@kingyodah5415]

Chess but you must try to avoid crossing any square where a capture happened. That means you also cannot "jump" over it, you must walk around it to reach square behind it.

[@maximofernandez196]

what about knights?

[@kingyodah5415]

@@maximofernandez196 Knights probably would be exception since the L shaped movement can go around already

[@AmbiambiSinistrous]

Rest in peace, Edward 🙇🙇🙇

[@scottwlfc]

Chess, but you have to develop and lose both of your Rooks before you can move any other pieces or pawns (except the A and H pawns) or take any enemy pieces or pawns

[@davidmoore1253]

Edward is deadward

[@dwittn9193]

Similar challenge: relay. You have to use a piece or pawn on the same file you just moved to.

[@taimroial1706]

That was a high risk drive for the queen, hope seat belt was working

[@ratpackenterprises1607]

This one is great.

[@pinkraven4402]

This one was realllllly cool!

[@rhysbyt]

Great challenge, very interesting.

[@alexfresh8951]

Well Played this time

[@guilhermeteixeira4329]

Damn I vibed so much when he said "mission accomplished"

[@frozenking2474]

Chess, but your pieces are the pieces chesscraft made so far

[@TheDougWay]

The same thing but you have to move onto the same file 2 moves in a row, rather than a piece from the same file 2 turns in a row.

[@CyberBuster93]

"Edward is dead." 😂

[@vivaanjain2260]

Chess, but you have to move your king once every two moves

[@mattterway6487]

That’s a good fuckin challenge. Complicated but not ridiculous. I love this.

[@tigereye955]

Chess but your pawns can't move.

[@wynoglia]

Ohh. Sounds fun

[@user-su7kv7br6e]

Chess but you always have to make the same mistake twice.

[@z2kd962]

If the pawn becomes a queen, the video ends

[@kshfj4898]

[@petersmythe6462]

>"he's obviously planning" >150 ELO yeah pick one

[@stelondee493]

I freaking love how the engine says fianchetto🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ethohalfslab]

"normal variation"

[@bored-bt4nn]

Chess but you have to win with castle

[@james64ibm]

Impressive.

[@strangeisindanger2933]

Chess but you must move the same piece type a minimum of 3 times in a row.

[@Ahuc899]

Chess, but every time your pieces eat another one they need to have a nap for 2 turns before they wake up again.

[@michalek777]

chess, but you can (and must) move pieces (not pawns) on prime number moves

[@Sk8aterBoy132]

Edward, more like Deadward

[@MrTohawk]

Play the bongcloud. If you get checked, you lose

[@ztickdex]

tch, bongclouding is always the brilliant move

[@panda4247]

Nc6 was genius distraction for the opponent!

[@realpbml]

“Unfortunately, you are maiden-less.” and so I bonked varre

[@Saphyrose]

RIP Edward 🥲

[@geekygamer3954]

The one thing that wasn't specified was is the file the file you move your piece to or the file the piece was originally on?

[@user-dk1vj2jc4i]

Chess, but the game must end in a pawn checkmate

[@uwesca6263]

He did it at least once.

[@JimmyBoosterCrate]

Too Easy.

[@sansudrskh2401]

Chess,but no pawn must harm another pawn (they simpathise with them)

[@zenaxia8063]

Chess but it needs to be mate in 1 you cannot check the king unless its a mate

[@thunder_blonde]

Chess, but it’s Keplerian: before you can win, your Queen has to do a full round trip around your opponent’s Queen.

[@giulian2992]

I really want to _fianchetto_ my bishop

[@mauijttewaal]

Great

[@DerWinkler]

These videos are weirdly addictive. What is the song/anime in the outro btw?

[@LPChip]

If your opponent moves their queen 3 times during the game, you must checkmate him in the next 5 moves, or the video ends.

[@HakumeiTenshi]

Edward? More like Deadward.... I'll see myself out.

[@theblackantonio]

Sacrificed the knight to win the game 😂

[@TheMartyredextras]

Chess, but you must premove every move as fast as you can. If his next move prevents any of your premoves, that's fine. Take as much time as you need before starting again, but once you start, you have to premove a bunch of shit again

[@goowee]

Has anyone counted up the amount of mission accomplishes or mission fails

[@pranavkarmarkar]

lowkey wanna see this too!

[@josefkaras7519]

What about a rule that you can take a piece only if it was previously attacked for n consecutive turns by the piece you are taking it with. That seems imposible even for small n.

[@ProfDrake]

nice

[@constablemittens]

Simp says hes not a coward, but immediately rejects the bongcloud opening. I dont know about this...

[@itsameberry9117]

Wait, so you're italian? Never gonna guessed this

[@NeteruSolink]

Edward :c

[@Person-ef4xj]

Fairy Piece Chess, but you aren't allowed to look up the values of the fairy pieces, and you have to correctly guess what is a good trade in terms of fairy piece values.

[@abdaimegaming2679]

100 rated chess ,but you can only use 2 type of pieces ( for example queen and knights ,or knights and bishops ) ,the king can move freely ,he's not included in this challenge

[@pranavkarmarkar]

including pawns or excluding?

[@letoatreides5165]

What do you think is Chess Simps actual Rating?

[@belgiumball2308]

I am very annoyed you did not bongcloud

[@groundedgaming]

People who came here within 1 hour of its posting will know the OG title. (Sounds like two girls one…）

[@Roberto-nn6kb]

What was oryginal title?

[@groundedgaming]

@@Roberto-nn6kb the words in the "()" The first part was a bit different, but I forgor💀

[@Redstoner34526]

Subtitles at 1:58 jeeeeez

[@thomasparr979]

Will try again: 100 rated chess but the pieces and pawns are Chinese and so must follow the rules of Chinese chess (Xiangqi).

[@p47_thunderbolt39]

You should post these on tiktok, you'd get huge

[@jameshickman9325]

I love how he labels the queen as a woman😂

[@JohnDotBomb]

Edwards dead in this video: 1

[@_wetmath_]

yikes good luck not getting demonitised for the title

[@davidmoore1253]

The algorithm is probably not smart enough to notice.

[@bowxfire5275]

Nono its not "this sounds like 2 girls 1 c" anymore.

[@spook_scary6371]

@@bowxfire5275 1 what?

[@bowxfire5275]

@@spook_scary6371 i don't wanna say it. Ppl will know the reference if they have seen it. Its very popular 😅.

[@blblblblblbl7505]

Chess, but you can't move any piece/pawn to or from the F file. Could be a different file if you want to make it easier/harder.

[@amythistfire5042]

Chess but there must be a check every 5 moves, either you or the opponent.

[@moscowgonzo4721]

Why this guy is only 140? I mean he played a really decent game of chess. If I was Levy, I'd say 700-800 easy.

[@svarogwolf]

He understood center/opening principles pretty decently and seemed to be tactically alright. He’s defo above his elo in terms of skill.

[@rosepinkskyblue]

3:26 that blunders a woman but I obviously cannot eat her due to the rules 😏

[@honukane242]

I hate the title.

[@FireFoxie1345]

Why. Nothing is wrong with it

[@eryscalamitas1611]

Sounds like someone had "vietnam flashbacks"

[@terminallywell]

For those who are confused, the title before he changed was "Sounds Like Two Girls One ..."

[@Debeam_]

@@terminallywell Yeah I know, but why does he still hate the title ;)

[@the_SolLoser]

I bet these challenges mess with your opponents pretty hard. They might be expecting you to play a certain way, and then you end up doing these "odd" things. In fact, i could see some of them thinking "... but who plays like that anyway?" "Oh, this guy does..."

[@akuntumbal1485]

Ha! Noob! Said someone whos played with 100 rated chess

[@kathinator4321]

I used to love these videos but the fact that Simp sticks so rigidly to the rules he ends basically every game way early has started it make it quite boring

[@theepicosity]

what? hes just following the challenge, and he literally wins in this video

[@kathinator4321]

@@theepicosity a nice change of pace yeah