Chew & Tear // Two Regrets: Racoons & Corn [32]

[@funkyfreshwizardry]

I have never felt more spiritually connected to Eric than when he yelled “STOP SAYING SEEDS” lmfao

[@Wheatley1027]

For me it was his spaghetti take. Every other noodle shape is superior, spaghetti is just so boring.

[@lordexeres5756]

This is a real 7/10 food podcast. 70% Eat, if you will

[@ImakittyLAWL]

"BEANS!?" I did not need to laugh that hard out in public walking my dog

[@TheBioethicist]

Andrew- "Your problem is you're ordering bad bagels. Gavin "Well what bagel do you order?" Andrew- "... I don't understand the question."

[@ericbaudour]

High tier conversation, to me

[@NameRedacted0]

Gavin and Andrew missing each other's points/not understanding the question might create the greatest moments in this company.

[@BillboBirsay]

It hurts my brain. Every time. Every time he talks. It's hilarious, but I never understand. I can never understand.

[@themainman8405]

Him not giving Gavin an answer to his standard bagel loadout was very frustrating lol

[@localoutsider]

Gardener here who grows his own popcorn. Popcorn is its own variety of corn and grows on cobs just like normal corn does. It is naturally harder than normal corn but still has to be dried out before getting popped. Also while I doubt you could do it with popcorn from a microwave packet you can grow popcorn from a jar of Orville Redenbacher popcorn that you would use in an air popper or pop in oil on the stove. I have done it before.

[@Static.1185]

Gavin’s conversation about bagels and not caring about food going straight into an ad break where he reads an ad for Factor is perfect

[@3lectronaut7]

When Andrew asked about the popcorn seeds I had to pause and take a breath.. holy moly son.

[@Robbiebert14]

I don't know how he's still alive sometimes 😂

[@Dtrain10.]

Was laughing so hard

[@xXBeanerguyXx]

20:05 timestamp

[@hdskittles]

I really think this episode was an 8/10 and definitely a memorable one

[@aiwash2766]

This was approaching Chris Demaris levels of stupidity

[@IMCABLETV]

This show continues to prove why an episode alone can start at like a 7/ something but end in a 13 at this rate it seems like loosing roosterteeth just made this group of people’s lives easier and the content even better than before.

[@BackOfBeyondbyLiamUiBhriain]

This is an agriculture podcast now. Keeping Unifarm alive.

[@Zero_Zone.]

_Unifarm; combining the power of the one with the fabric of the farm, Unifarm._

[@lambdatauri]

Garlic Bread Spaghetti Bowl might be the greatest invention ever. Patent this Geoff

[@killburndeluxe]

24:27 This episode is now a 9/10

[@megaman7010]

BEANS

[@Stars29fan]

Andrew dumbfounded by beans and nuts is a top 10 podcast moment. Are peanuts just peanut tree seeds????

[@1dracos]

Peanuts are the seeds of small shin high plants

[@rockgeek6]

I would absolutely listen to a podcast of just Andrew explaining the plots of the mission impossible movies.

[@JustSomeDamnGinger]

Just a reminder that Andrew was homeschooled, in case anyone new is here wondering why he doesn't understand the basics of seeds in agriculture.

[@creepycrawlie]

that explains a lot

[@KvltKvnt]

There are tons of public school kids who can't even read. He's doing fine

[@Wes8088]

Yeah I loved my seed class at school.

[@Hunter7023]

@@KvltKvnt Well yeah, especially nowadays. Some of these zoomers that are turning 18 are literally illiterate. Not even exaggerating.

[@iponce2]

@@Wes8088 introduction to agriculture was my fav class in sixth grade

[@Nutrafin-3D]

Toasted Blueberry bagel with strawberry cream cheese. Simple 10/10

[@TheFredducky]

Love Mouse Hunt, classic, weird vibes as a kid, but still was constantly played on VHS.

[@rickolascage2162]

Hey fellas, finding the “vanilla” of things is THE SAME THING AS FIND THE “REGULATION” OF THINGS. And I’m on board.

[@chrisdavis1722]

In my most humble opinion, the popcorn seeds chat jettisoned this podcast from a 7 out of 10 to like a 12. I also find that planting my grape jelly jars right after last frost in early spring gives the most flavorful grape jelly harvest 😂

[@bertmanstew5598]

Andrew's ability to not forget to breath is incredible

[@zGhillie]

As a farmer my head now hurts I’m gonna have to go take a nap

[@CodyTWilson]

Alright this is the best regulation episode. Hands down. Andrew using the space program to explain how he feels about bagels??? Absolutely buffoonery

[@Zero_Zone.]

17:06 Eric: "Do you think this is a 7/10 episode?..." Gavin: "...we're only 20 minutes in it can go up or down from here." _Ads_ 20:03 Andrew: "Where do popcorns seeds come from?" This definitely at least a 9/10 episode. 🤣

[@skwerwl]

Geoff's speech to Gavin about retiring his bagels was oddly inspiring.

[@b.t.express4722]

As a bagel baker from NJ, it deeply saddens me to hear someone give up on bagels.

[@ilovepie]

As someone who has tried a NJ bagel, I know he hasn't tried the best bagels.

[@Stars29fan]

Finding out the vanilla of every food is just the "regulation" of everything rebranded....

[@sidkelly229]

I swear the podcasts are their best content

[@vibin_psilocybin]

I absolutely love that we'll never see a recent picture of Andrew and his beard, but maybe someday soon we'll see a halfway-decent 3D scan and print. If you do enough scans and prints you can animate him talking in videos, jack skellington style, and he'll never had to actually appear on film

[@WareAndPeace]

Every podcast is a 10/10 when its with you Geoff

[@Xxshadowman11xX]

Oh my God the popcorn discussion has got to be in a Phoenix edits clip! Truly one for the ages.

[@natebutontheinternet]

Chocolate ice cream was actually the "first" ice cream, but I do consider vanilla the "base" ice cream

[@GarboSweaty]

I've learned so much about lentils, seeds, and kernels. Thank you, Andrew.

[@matticusrenwood]

I’ve been eating spaghetti that way for YEARS! Every time I have spaghetti and garlic bread I’ll spoon out the middle part of the end pieces of garlic bread, and fill it with spaghetti and eat it that way. Dunno when I started or why, but it’s dope 32:04

[@KingCeryn]

“No sources, all opinions” after that bagel bit was incredible. The most British thing I’ve ever heard. WHO, ME??

[@zorg2263]

I agree with Eric, grape is the superior jelly for a PB&J while my wife agrees with Nick and Strawberry.

[@DJC-System]

20:04 ads end

[@thetastyfish]

DraftKings ad 🙄 Zero moral backbone

[@bucky13]

Gavin is on the IGN rating system.

[@Blue_Camera_Cat]

This, omg

[@lonewolfM16]

Yeah, I kept thinking I wanted him to do a food gauntlet and rate everything, and the average rating becomes 5.5 or 6 to be generous. Because a 7 ought to be "better than most food".

[@ElectricFire9000]

I'm Chilean, we don't eat dinner, we eat "Once" which is equivalent to Spanish/English tea time. A tea with a sandwich/pastry is my dinner. So my 10 out of 10 meals i look for is for lunch. Mainly because we eat big lunches to off balance small "dinner"

[@thefireofthefox1]

My supervillain weapon I thought of was literally just Goeff's without the arthritis. Swapping everybody's handedness

[@zGhillie]

Also a revolver mousetrap was a real patent from the 1800s and was probably the most humane trap since it was instant death and you would know immediately it went off

[@likenem]

Fun fact, some whiskeys are made with different types of colored corn. Balcones baby blue is probably the easiest one to get but wood hat has quite a few different whiskeys with different colored corns.

[@trashtoto]

incredible episode today gang

[@Malcolmcampbell1997]

Andrew’s last pizza commentKILLED ME OMG

[@andrewstogi]

As a person with tinnitus, I wish Nick's level wasn't so low most of the time. So hard to hear him for me, which is a shame, because I love what he brings to the conversations

[@sunnyupgremlin]

love listening to you guys, thanks for another hour of fun and delight!!!! happy holidays!

[@Blue_Camera_Cat]

17:24 the timing could not have been accidental

[@Novsev9069]

12:34 we have dinner bagels what we do is get some pizza sauce some pizza cheese and put some toppings on it and like black olives or pepperoni and then bake it it’s great

[@13Lunanight]

Corn beans and squash were considered the three sisters in Native American culture because they were beneficial to grow together and became a staple for the people

[@The_RyBar]

49:09 but where do the slug seeds come from?

[@jrocco55]

11/10 podcast, as always

[@AlphaShadow115]

Still waiting for more chained together

[@James_Malek]

12 minutes in, this is a banger episode

[@capt_spazz3549]

ads end 20:02

[@kermiefrog4127]

I lost my mind during the corn conversation. Popcorn and sweet corn are different types of corn

[@dvnlake6610]

What game is this???

[@kn1ghtmare]

plain, toasted bagel, buttered, with taylor ham, egg, and american cheese. literally can't be beat. 10/10 every time. *banned from Discord

[@martinthebean]

Eating something average and saying you're not gonna eat it anymore because it's average is an insane take. Then saying you got it from a GROCERY STORE and expecting it to be anything more than average is a batshit crazy take.

[@alleycatw9l641]

The Grape flavoring in the U.S. is actually a rebranding of 'black currants'.

[@daemon4621]

24:05 I have been laughing like an idiot

[@daemon4621]

Guys I can’t breathe

[@daemon4621]

25:01 WHAT IS HE SAYING

[@daemon4621]

OMG. Okay. Okay. I think I get it he just. Didn’t know. What popcorn. Was. Please. Geoff, Gavin. Nick. Eric. Please someone break down the word POP. CORN.

[@knoxwithrandomnumbers]

It's only a bagel if the dough is boiled, otherwise it's just round bread. Grocery store bagels are almost always just round bread

[@Xenronnify]

54:04 gonna tell my kids this was Ratatouille

[@orangepeals7210]

For the bread pasta, my local place does what they call panne chicken where it's chicken alfredo in a bread bowl. They also have carbonara and other cream-based / cheese-based sauces. I think much more palatable than red sauces (tomato, bolognaise, etc.)

[@ninjygingy]

What game is the first screen from? Looks beautiful

[@B00STED.B]

Yessir JPs bagel and bagel on the Hudson in Hoboken NJ will change your entire opinion on bagels and breakfast sandwiches.

[@jordanwilliams2660]

Oh my, a Gavin ad read? This is a special podcast 19:26

[@alexsonofjohn]

Maize is not the culinary term for corn. But that is cute

[@NexusDoubt1]

my go-to bagel is always a Jalapeno cheddar bagel, toasted, with herb and garlic cream cheese

[@tyson31415]

I lived in Nanaimo and I didn't even know I was on Andrew's Island the whole time.

[@Blue_Camera_Cat]

16:47 Geoff, never delete! Archive instead

[@itsConflan]

Potatoes are what you eat and what you plant to get more 🤣🤣

[@MHz619]

25:13 you guys need to have Andrew discuss these things with an ai chatbot and record it

[@Millaninja06]

I never have laughed and cringed so hard than Andrew talking about corn. XD I grew up as a farmer. Canned corn is cooked before the kernels are ripened, so you will never grow it. Field corn which is often used for commodity or livestock feed can be grown from the kernel, but it is illegal to do so since seed companies have made it so. Other foods that you eat the seed or kernels of: Sunflower Seeds, the seed in the shell is a kernel. Pepitas, or Pumpkin Seeds. Nuts. Legumes, such as peas, beans, peanuts, etc.

[@HorribleGamingFun]

Going Overboard is honestly not just one of the worst movies ever made, it is the absolute worst movie Adam Sandler has ever made.

[@creepycrawlie]

i would love to see andrew take a professional iq test

[@scout8145]

I would bet he’d do extremely well on some parts and extremely badly on others, which would be such a hilariously Andrew result (IIRC that’s also a common result for many neurodivergent people, and I have no idea if Andrew is neurodivergent or simply Like This, and it’s not my place to speculate. My point is purely that chaos would be a very fitting result for a person who works from a desk and doesn’t understand email or chairs)

[@Patchogs]

​@@scout8145well said! I agree

[@Fuzzyburritto93]

Potato's, pinaples, celery pretty much anything from a seed

[@FactoryDan]

I feel like Andrew said once that he's allergic to popcorn. So that was probably a lie. I give this episode a 7 outta 10 😗

[@WalnutSpice]

if you need to grow a tree, you need a-corn jfc 😭

[@SharkimusPrime]

25:30 "Buy a corn..."

[@Foghore]

I have never related to gavin harder than on the bagel debacle, eating a bagel always feels like a chore and less like an experience

[@creepycrawlie]

7 is not high for a food, 7 is good for sure but if it’s NEVER better than that i’m not going out of my way for it!

[@vasiuswatchesyoutube]

Peanut Butter on a plain bagel Gavin. Especially if you already enjoy it on toast.

[@anointed6386]

Popcorn seeds... 🤣

[@The_RyBar]

24:53 potato's, carrots, beans, nuts, fruits, vegetables, horses...

[@drewdonnellyfilm4204]

You should try Big City Bagels and Subs off Anderson Mill up by Lakeline! I am no Bagel expert, but they have some good ones.

[@Dracotal]

Grape over strawberry no contest

[@rianmajor2200]

My shock when the "insane" mouse hunt poster was the only one I know. 😂

[@conspicuoustraverser7375]

🧑🏾‍💻 I'm here and i'm voting for the twice baked potagel

[@paigemartin7960]

53:51 It is German. Mäus (mouse) jagd (hunt) don’t know what’s schrägste off the top of my head, but I'm going to wildly assume the top is "the bawdiest comedy of the year"

[@Sckloste]

You can get a bread bowl pasta from Dominos 32:22

[@russellschlotfeldt6206]

9.4/10 of fun for me

[@joshuadowney4843]

Beans!

[@OlBoldNBrash]

Gavs an odd lil fella ain't he

[@calebashton1]

Calling apples a 6/10 fruit isn't just crazy. It's insulting. Apples are more than a fruit, they're THE fruit. There was once an apple so good that Adam chose that apple over God. To call that apple a 6 is to spit in the face of God.

[@liesofthepast]

That cant be the cut back from the ad break.. my brain cant handle it..

[@reer2679]

Where are the Red boots from? I can't remember for the life of me what episode it's from. I'm pretty sure it must be from bonus content because I've listened to all the podcasts and I still can't remember where the red boots thing is from.

[@xXBeanerguyXx]

You're right, they've said in a previous podcast that the red boots mall walk was from other content. I, too, religiously listened to all their podcast since f*ckface.

[@jonnnywayway]

You live in austin of course your bagels are at most a 6/10 😂

[@ROGUEPRODUCTIONSYT]

Mouse hunt is the BEST movie ever

[@pk21century]

27:10 How did no one mention raspberry jam???

[@lifeiscrap103]

Chew & Tear until it is done...

[@Kurawastaken]

Very much with Gavin on europe missing out on not having racoons. I wish we had racoons

[@somebody424]

They forget that Gavin is British and to them plain is a the best taste in the world