Chewin the Fat...Gonnae no dae that....complete

chewin the fat...gonnae no dae that...complete, enjoy

[@quartzking3997]

The Lighthouse (2019)

[@one5643]

That’s exactly what thinking

[@thecelestial4021]

True

[@FrankOConnor]

They're both loosely based on the same true story, but I'd argue that this one is much more existentially terrifying. One thing to deal with infectious madness, isolation, loneliness and guilt -- trapped with a constant threat of dread, violence and eldritch horror dredged from fathoms unknowable, but quite another to live every day with a farting radge.

[@RCassinello]

My gorgeous Glaswegian wife introduced me to "Gonna no dae that" in 2019, and then Covid introduced me to "The Lighthouse". I spent half that fuckin' movie waiting for Deadrig Ciggory to say "Gonnae no dae that" and Pusscat Williem replying "Hoooooo?!"

[@ashanarchy7255]

I love how 3 decades later, scottish folk are still quoting this.

[@Emosnake.]

Gonnae no dae that

[@wayniewayne]

@@Emosnake. I was gonna say that 🤣

[@The_Alpha_E]

12 decades*

[@russmclean2395]

Am lucky enough to know two lighthouse keepers just like that :-)

[@jimmy2k4o]

I thought lighthouses were automatic now? I wanted to be one but read they’re controlled by machines and don’t have keepers anymore.

[@jimmy2k4o]

*smashes seagull against rock* Daffoe: Gonnae no dae that!!!! Pattinson: how? Daffoe: just gonnae no…….

[@sametzen2357]

Im here because of that „i do voices“ kid..

[@jbo.6]

Samet Zen haha same

[@Nathan-nh6xd]

Same

[@adammillson7618]

It's a good channel.

[@mavmav0YT]

Yes

[@jayaafride2316]

Me tooo

[@druss69harad61]

Guy to his pal"I watched a movie with Sylvester in it last night".. the pal"Stallone"... naw it finished last night.

[@aaronlimbaugh3698]

7:46 GONNAE NO DAE THAT!!! JUST GONNAE NO!!!!

[@sidDkid87]

They were very cheeky back in 1901 : )`

[@michaelbenitez539]

What music do they use for the beginning of the sketch?

[@owenfitzgerald8944]

A great great sketch. Thank you for putting them together. Brilliant.

[@winegums3211]

Two pints prick 🤣

[@cgardner]

Gonnay no dae that, just gonnay no!

[@SAMHAlN]

The fake hanging was my favorite because the way he says how

[@CriticalSurvival0]

Why is this so beautiful?

[@1875HIBEESFC]

Jist, gonnae no?

[@bonkersturnip]

It's just a prank bro! The prank:

[@largactilhat]

Watching this as a starter to the main course of "The Lighthouse" at the Glasgow Film Theatre Feb 2020. Should be on in more places by the sound of it. Beneath the comedy here is a sinister past truth 😉

[@aaronlimbaugh3698]

6:53 How now brown cow.

[@jonah3211786]

absolute genius

[@davidtaylor9296]

Thay left me with a scar my fave bit all is good. Done that to girlfriend and scaed life out her

[@BustyGretchen]

Nice one! You could also do the "man loses his temper"-sketches.

[@BustyGretchen]

@Jamie McCallum lol yeah, thanks!

[@KatieKat223]

No problem. I have strived to be polite since I posted that. I agree fully Thankyou and good day!

[@jimbobillybob260]

My fave is got to be.. they left me with a scar! The exact same as a cross.. go on touch it 👍😂 bahh

[@NikiPaprika]

[insert "I'm not a chav and I find this funny" comment here] You're getting on at another person insulting you, but you are trying to insult the people who find this video funny, while at the same time disrespecting a country's language (which is a strong part of any country's culture). It's okay if you don't like it, but others find it humourous not because "it's Scottish" but because of the pained expression and delivery of the punchline. No need to get on your high horse about it.

[@petermctaggart6360]

Gonnae no dae that!

[@rockydavis94]

How?

[@KatieKat223]

I am doing to be dead honest with you now: I RESPECT YOU! You replied in a kind manor, for that - Thankyou. I also understand why you are insulted. I wrote this a while ago and I am horribly shamed at my delivery. I am not in the right place to be the one to dictate what other people find funny, I was horribly out of place, but you were the only one to be half-civil about it. Thankyou, and Regards- Wolfiepro1

[@swiinka]

The best show ever! (the porn mag one is my favourite :D)

[@ianannand1687]

Anyone know the song at the beginning

[@jcwarlock]

Cripps plays it at camp in rdo lol

[@LeeJay07701]

What about the one where Greg is on the toilet looking for toilet paper, then Ford opens the door wrapped in the toilet paper?

[@lewissmith1214]

LeeJay07701 classic

[@twinklebat2782]

what a complete troll

[@UnearthlyChild757]

Gotta love Scottish patter!

[@Neamhain97]

5:20 I like how the king was in check and he moved his queen :P I wonder if anyone else caught that

[@alberto77775]

From 2.58 until 3.22 ..what said

[@jimbobillybob260]

Am havin a nap am having a nap lol

[@Emosnake.]

Scottish patter is the best man

[@paulrobertson5545]

Gonny No Dae That How Just Gonny No

[@piratesRus64]

who actually cares how a "slang" phrase is spelt, the whole notion of slang is that its spelt how it sounds so GONNAY get a life and stop nitpicking about the spelling of something that is not ment to be spelt right in the first place DUMB-ASS

[@sidDkid87]

LMAO!

[@ElnaCopper]

❄️

[@Gary31310]

The wan wi the chanty is HILARIOUS 🤣

[@lighthouseman17]

Who cares about the accents it's still funny , mind you if Gonnay had been on any of the Lighthouses I served on ,he would have more than likely accidently fallen out of the door. Only joking !

[@cgardner]

exactly! just tell them Gonnay no dae that, just Gonnay no!

[@JontheBerean]

Classic

[@pavlaholmanova8478]

What was he no gonnae do?

[@Jay_SUBZ3R0]

7:22: “I’m havin’ a nap…I’m havin’ a nap.” Hahahahaha!

[@maskutchitamagotchiworld7005]

@ 7:40

[@alberto77775]

Can you write down what said from 2.58 until 3.22...?

[@zestyzirlonia6665]

Excellent!

[@piratesRus64]

thank you x

[@KatieKat223]

This is the problem in the world. I'm being half decent in my responces, while you talk in some broken Angleish and insult the human intelligence. If you did not like the video or do not understand the Scottish language, then you should promptly leave.

[@Alphae21]

what's the tune played when they show aonoch mor?

[@Kelly14UK]

Lol Escape fae Alcatraz et the en'. Belter.

[@Gordon669]

Love it. Ps Helicopter pad in 1901 :-)

[@thomascraig1517]

Timeless humour

[@Kelly14UK]

2 decades on, it hasn't dated. Brilliant stuff.

[@winegums3211]

Kelly this is better than so.e shite you get on telly these days and also this is better than little Britain

[@artofdrinking]

Missed some

[@absterok]

I randomly said gonnie no date that... So came here

[@andrewnimmo6276]

stevie holland does c/wood E.K mean anything to you?

[@Deathshke]

I'm clearly not the 1st person to have asked this, but what does it mean when he says "Gonnay no dae that. Just... Gonnay no."?

[@claverhouse1]

"Going to not do that" ie, Would you please refrain from doing that again?

[@krashd]

+Deathshke And 'how?' and 'why? are interchangeable in most of Scotland so that is why he says how instead of why.

[@qualifiedidiots2165]

Gonnay - Going to No Dae - do That. How - Why?

[@petermirtitsch1235]

Remember that "how" can mean "why" or "why not"?

[@lucyhurst1586]

You really couldn’t work that one out from the context?

[@EatsRainbowsx3]

@TheChaz1745 gonnae..

[@jamesmclean6651]

My god malcolm nooooo

[@chrisbalanda9368]

Gonnie no da how How Juuust gonnie no

[@wildesertflower]

it's kiernan not kiernen :)

[@marocwwe]

when is it going to be 1902 ?

[@pivottech8881]

Gonnae no dae that

[@marocwwe]

idc what it is -.-

[@laela1247]

best and funniest part are the very last lines

[@cobylamb6720]

Like 3:00

[@WorldWidePatriots]

Been trying to find a torrent with the collection of Chewing the fat. Anyone got one?

[@piratesRus64]

I will try and link you , are you on Facebook?

[@WorldWidePatriots]

@@piratesRus64 oh safe man. Just post the link here with a gap bro and I'll take the gap out

[@WorldWidePatriots]

@@piratesRus64 YT and Reddit are the only ones that don't keep banning me lol.

[@NikiPaprika]

That means a lot, thank you! I think it's only natural some people get defensive when they feel they are insulted which is why other replies were rather heated. You are certainly entitled to whatever opinions you hold, but I just felt like it wasn't right to mock people based on that. I don't think it's fair people were mocking you in return either. Thank you for being civil in return to my message too! :)

[@johnhughes3655]

fu----g great, love it

[@ScottyBoy36]

its gonnae

[@rkgaustin9043]

Sconeae no dae that was a good catchphrase.

[@Alphae21]

aye!

[@pinkiepie1892]

I know right haha. XD

[@thatoneguychad420]

Where can I get the show as a complete torrent? Anyone got a site? Also, I don't get it. Gunnae no do that surely means. Going to not do that. But it actually means, don't do that. I don't get it 😂😂😂

[@thatoneguychad420]

So in English it's Don't do that. Why? Just. Don't.

[@piratesRus64]

I will send you a link to the torrent site if you want , KZbin won’t let me post it here

[@thatoneguychad420]

@@piratesRus64 legend thank you. Just give it me with gaps in the middle like The pirate bay . Org as an example

[@alberto77775]

Can you write down .what said from 2.58 until 3.22?

[@thatoneguychad420]

@@piratesRus64 got that link be

[@36814]

If this is 1901 how come they have a helipad on top of the lighthouse ??

[@piratesRus64]

36814 it not actually ment to believable... it’s comedy , you know, ha ha ha etc

[@36814]

@@piratesRus64 And here was me thinking it was filmed 120 years ago . What a mistaka to maka

[@rockydavis94]

@@36814 Allo allo

[@thetonyb1997]

"HOW"

[@wildesertflower]

i love them!!!

[@KingTotoroOkumura]

Scots or English, who knows 😂

[@MIKEISCOOL410]

its actually "gonna nae dae that"

[@druss69harad61]

craft no it actually isnt. Its a script.

[@s.guijarro9326]

Love it!

[@jackcousar3568]

Its Jack And Victor Fae Still Game ......

[@piratesRus64]

JackCousar Volgs sure is...chewing the fat was a series they made b4 still game...in fact jack n victor originated from chewing the fat

[@TheGlasgowGamer]

Your comment sounds like a line Bobby would say 😂.

[@TheGlasgowGamer]

B edwards If it is done in a funny style and done in a sort of YTP sort of way, I don’t see how it wouldn’t be a good idea.

[@jaksooon]

What I don't get is, in the last sketch they both refer to each other as Duncan, even though in the hanging sketch, Ford's character is called Malcolm.

[@traceythompson1092]

How?

[@lordkucan]

Class.

[@donnalasman]

lordkucan yes it's s 1 brainer

[@friendlypolarbear]

That is such a narrow view of what education is for. Education is for vocational, theoretical, and cultural enrichment, and diminishing language diversity can only lead to cultural impoverishment. Furthermore, why do you think teaching kids a language (or dialect, if you must) that will make it easier for them to learn Nordic languages or Dutch (which had a strong influence on Scots) won't help them in a global working environment? That makes zero sense. Your high horse is looking pretty low.

[@druss69harad61]

friendlypolarbear that's not very friendly

[@5ive7even98]

“How?”

[@oskulate]

I do voices gang🔥🔥

[@B52TheFortress]

lol it's cool i'm also dyslexic :) fair enough dude :)

[@KatieKat223]

Which definition? I'll give you the whole list 1. I have mental disabilities, none of them affect my physical body in any way shape or form. 2. I don't really care if you think I'm stupid or incompetient. I don't follow crowds. 3. I am not a sex slave. I'd be much happier if I was. I'm kidding about 3 ofcorse. The happier part I mean. ...These are definitions from Urban dictionary by the way. I don't generaly know what slang terms mean.

[@OasisDefinitely]

Best one is the last one, blows the lighthouse up!

[@KatieKat223]

Oh good, I like you. Sorry I'm dislexyc, my spelling can be off sometimes. I was beign sarcastic with the Less than fluent english joke and I don't act immature... I enjoy myself :3.

[@JontheBerean]

Ten years on , we still have two clowns in power

[@chrissyx3702]

Back to the good old days where you could say anything and people would just laugh i still remember watching this way my gran

[@101wildgoose]

Ah but it's not slang any more. The SNP have decided Scots is a language and primary school kids are now being taught words like gonnae, windae, snaeman etc. So we need uniform spelling if it's a language. I think it's slang too by the way and it's a national disgrace it's being taught as a language.

[@the180crew]

Fuck sake man I’m just here to enjoy some laughs and I go into the comment section to find a political debate from someone who’s clearly just here to pick a fight as I see no other comment here arguing against you. You’re not going to start some revolution by commenting on a KZbin video about your views (which I disagree with) on the Scots language, no one asked you too so just don’t.

[@101wildgoose]

Yeah Scots is a dialect and thanks to the SNP it is being taught as a language in primary school. I certainly don't see the benefit in my son being taught words like windae instead of window, toon instead of town, tae instead of to, caur instead of car, whaur instead of were etc. Schools are supposed to prepare our kids for further education or work (in what is now a global working environment). Teaching them Scots is of no benefit to either.

[@petermirtitsch1235]

Scots is a LANGUAGE, and one of the THREE indigenous languages in Scotland officially recognised by the EU.

[@shaunmcguigan6202]

Your not gonna start a protest on a KZbin comment section I appreciate the scots language and clearly you don't we've seen you comment the same boring comment at least 5 times if you don't like the language then why watch this great video it's always gonna be the same like going to a school in Spain yer gonna get taught Spanish ain't ye well it's the same here I'm pretty sure the people who voted for snp knew what the right disition we don't ask you to start a big protest just leave it

[@snipper1ie]

They're teaching the dialect in school? Seems strange, it's not another language, just different pronunciation of the English language. They're at the same thing in 'Norn Irlan', teaching Ulster Scots, which is English with an accent and a few colloquial words thrown in. English is a language, as is Gaelic and Gallic. I have a good few Ulster Scots/ Scots phrases and other words in my vocabulary, which I use every day, but, to me, it is English. I'm often chided about my 'Fancy talk', when I speak properly on certain occasions. I've yet to meet the Spaniard who would understand what a 'winda', a 'floour' or a 'door' was.

[@snipper1ie]

Will Brexit do away with that?

[@MishimaToshiro]

Ally Wildgoose Thank you I've learned some new words from you today :)

[@101wildgoose]

I'm all for language diversity (by all means teach my kids French, German, Italian etc) I just don't support the teaching of slang. The job of a teacher is to prepare children for further education or work and using words like toon, doon, whaur, caur, windae and gairden does nothing for either. I spoke to the heads of 7 secondary schools about the SNP introducing it and they were all horrified.

[@petermirtitsch1235]

That isn't slang; Scots is an internationally recognised indigenous language, (we have THREE in Scotland), and it is closer related to Middle English than Modern English. Part of the problem comes from snobbery, and anti Scottish sentiment when Scots is put down as being "slang". I was acquainted with a Scots poet and historian, and the language itself, although similar to Modern English, is quite different in some ways, with regards to pronunciation, syntax and grammar.

[@petermirtitsch1235]

Another unionist lying about the SNP? Tut tut. When were the SNP proposing to introduce slang into schools?

[@lucyhurst2534]

Ah, get fucked.

[@ciaranmcguinness8900]

Fuck up wanker

[@babybuzzie7276]

You are completely missing the point. This show was never posted anywhere claiming to be an educational tool, you have tried to imply that it is. This was a show to make people laugh, full stop. There are some things in the show that might not make everyone laugh but it certainly was not trying to damage the Scottish people, their dialect, culture or heritage or stunt people’s intellect. I love the show because it makes me smile and given the world we live in today, we need all the shows possible to show us that’s there’s still something we can enjoy.