Chicagoans React to True Stories About Chimps by Sam O'Nella

[@Mentalysilly]

Such an underrated channel.

[@dorkish]

Agreed

[@dorkish]

@Jackson Carpenter Chicago reacts. Sam has 3m subs

[@temuulmunkhtur]

lady: oh it is sad that Lucy got brutally poached guy:HUMANS ARE NUMBER 1, NO WE ARE THE BEST.

[@unitredacted9051]

His name was Corey Alden. He was a geneticist aboard a top of the line Nanotrasen Plasma Research Station. Despite all of this he was nervous of what was happening just in front of him, in his lab. The monkey pen, all of the tests subjects used for genetics experiments, one of the monkeys had stolen his pen from his pocket, and in order to retrieve it, he would have to enter the pen. He carefully opened the glass door, the monkeys looked at him and moved slightly, blocking the holder of their new relic from sight of the geneticist. Corey stepped over a monkey and reached for his pen, but it was too late, he just stepped on a monkeys tail. He was doomed. The monkeys lunged at him, he jumped backwards and shut the door and ran for his life, he ran through the genetics door and looked back to see the monkeys shattering the reinforced glass of their cage, screeching in a feral tone as they wielded metal rods and shards of glass, sprinting forwards and crashing through the glass of the genetics lab. The security guard in science exited to assist the fleeing geneticist, but the monkey horde wanted blood. “EEK EEK OOK OOK” chanted a million times over like a drum falling down a set of stairs. He drew his taser and found cuts across his armor vest in an instant as the monkeys brought him to the ground. He screamed as the geneticist continued to run. He wasn’t playing with fire, he was playing with monkeys. Security arrived, riot shields and shotguns aimed squarely at the monkey horde, rounds flung through, but no matter how many monkeys took buckshot, they got back up soon after taking the round, and the horde never stopped moving. The eeks and ooks were deafening as the monkeys grabbed for shotguns and turned them on the security team. Death Squad was already on its way, to kill both the monkeys and the crew, but the geneticist was dead the second he tried to get his pen back. (A story written about the horror of monkeys in SS13) (-written by... me)

[@Gipwx]

WHAT THE FUCK?! W story

[@glorb-xg7to]

mental image is horrifying

[@giornogiobama3386]

OOH OOH AAH AAH MONKI OOOO AHHHH HOOO HOO HAAA EEEE OOOO

[@PotatoVampireTaco]

Y'all should have a Twitter or something, channel is doing great.

[@ChicagoReacts]

We're on twitter. :)

[@somethingpointless4074]

Chimp do be fuggin the vacuum

[@boxhunter9742]

Can I recommend one were Salmonella talks about Joshua Norton the emperor of America?

[@michaeljoefish8115]

I had class, I couldn't watch the live premier.

[@lillizarddude5152]

Name a better duo... I’ll wait

[@BAM81]

I think it's all about the suction

[@acrackworksproduction]

yes

[@Thewargamingweasel]

Wooo Chimps!!

[@isaacoro8197]

The way I see it, modern art should just be something that makes you think. I actually liked the chimp art more, today that line is a person the next it’s what ever I want it to be

[@WilloD3d2y]

Can you react to Sam O'Nella animals in space

[@mranderson1376]

If its not one of ur privated videos, you guys should watch Sam's shrike video

[@gibranalvarado1269]

Have they reacted to any videos from Casually Explained? Very similar style to Sam oNella and equally as entertaining

[@Saiqo17]

How does CHicago react? am i mistaken, is chicago not a place? did the collective population of the city react? or am i just baked to shit

[@ChicagoReacts]

Pass what you got

[@hard-modesans7147]

Cool

[@element8901]

Do you guys have social media?

[@oldgreggsmadmemes4431]

Hopefully Sam comes back after College is over

[@DarkLordWalker]

Ah so that's where he went. I had been wondering why he had left for over a year.

[@odeo5691]

Well we got good news

[@PhantomPug-]

Can you react to Michael reeves

[@BhawnaJain925]

React to epic rap battles of history

[@funkycup3900]

Hello

[@theblandcharlie822]

anyone here in the comments like king crimson

[@wyat4262]

A great thing you guys should react to is anything from MeatCanyon or Causally Explained.

[@tuberqulosis]

React to Happy Merry Christmas. Channel: Sml Plz react to it

[@sifuculreif6448]

I'm sure there are Plenty of people in the comments who would be Delighted to teach Kira what can be done with a Vacuum Cleaner.

[@dhrubajsarma]

Humanity no. 1? You are a problem