Why do People Think Aliens Built the Pyramids?

They didn't. And here's why.
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[@lionofhighpark]

The answer to how all ancient monumental structures were built can be summed up by "people are smart and they work hard".

[@willmfrank]

"were smart" and "worked hard," more like; today we have so many artificial intelligence and information storage options that people hardly use their brains anymore, and so many labour-saving devices that they rarely work hard anymore.

[@randomdude2832]

they were smart, yes, but rather than work hard the had tools we don't have yet.

[@danelynch7171]

@@willmfrank dude .... You're saying YOU aren't smart and don't work hard... Plenty of people are out there busting @ss still

[@willmfrank]

@@danelynch7171 You don't know me, son...DON'T presume to speculate on how hard I work!

[@danelynch7171]

@@willmfrank I'm not speculating. You're saying people are not as smart or hard working nowadays... I'm just saying that you're speaking for yourself because some people really are still working hard and being smart as f*ck .. don't get all defensive when you started shitting on people first.

[@mcjim256]

One of my favorite demotivational posters “Achievement: You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor.”

[@alliewhitlock621]

I'm a little late to the game but here's my two cents: in art history, there's a thing called "hierarchy of scale" which basically means that the bigger the person in the depiction, the more important they are. So the giant pharoahs aren't taller-than-humans aliens. It's the artist telling the viewer who is the most important person in the image. And this happens in almost every culture at almost every time, even within the past couple hundred years. Just look at renaissance images of Christ, he may not be noticably bigger but his head is often higher than others in the same image.

[@alexnovak2669]

I am not saying you are wrong, but isn't christ higher up because he is usually on a cross?

[@alliewhitlock621]

@@alexnovak2669 you are right. My statement doesn't mean that Christ on the cross doesn't count, though. His head is still higher. There are plenty of compositions where, even on the cross, Christ's head isn't higher (these are typically more recent than renaissance). And there are plenty of Madonna and Child paintings (baby Christ sitting on or being held by Mary, his mother) where they are higher up in the painting, indicating their significance.

[@samsoncooper1]

"Keep it in the family is the nicest way that I have ever heard incest, generations of incest described" You grew up here in the UK, we call them the royal family.

[@allonzehe9135]

Aliens visited Ancient Egypt and the Egyptians taught the aliens pyramid building and space travel. I saw it on Futurama.

[@devikwolf]

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[@kayleescruggs6888]

I was going to post this, so happy to see someone beat me to it!

[@sabrinaschell4938]

And they were cats. #Proved

[@ambiguous5085]

Thats incorrect.. They visited earth and taught the humans. They say it straight out in the episode. There was also some Feline intervention if you wemembur. So ya.. Aliens

[@williamblack4006]

@allon zehe If the Egyptians taught the aliens space travel, how did the aliens travel (many light years likely) to Earth, to meet the Egyptians, to "learn" space travel. Literally nothing you've said makes any sense what-so-ever. Besides the Egyptians were a Bronze age, and later, around 1200 BC, an Iron age culture. So, no space travel.

[@BogWitch8440]

There's a quote (and I've forgotten the source, unfortunately) that goes something like: "Keep an open mind, just not so open your brain falls out". I feel like every person who believes in insane conspiracy theories needs to hear this. Like, first thing in the morning, every day.

[@willmfrank]

There's another quote (whose source I, also, have forgotten -- it may or may not have been Robert Silverberg) that goes something like: "I don't have an open mind; too much garbage gets blown into anything that's left open."

[@willmfrank]

Magician/comedian/actor Harry Anderson said that in his act; although he prefaced it with "A wise man once said," so he was probably quoting another source.

[@ibleedgreen01]

Oh yeah like the conspiracy that two ppl shot jfk right? Oh yeah that's right that actually happened alot of conspiracies are based on fact don't get it twisted bro

[@organikness]

Safe and effective mate.... safe and effective

[@BeeEatingOrchid]

​@@ibleedgreen01 prove it

[@tiffanyross9313]

Simon, your banter just makes me smile. I love someone telling all of the idiots "duh, don't limit the ability of human achievement to your own limitation". Think responsibly is such a great catch phrase.

[@Buster-Sharp]

Simon makes way too much good content on far too many channels for any human to achieve. He must have help from Aliens!

[@josievaccaro]

😂

[@lushiousification]

Oooo good point!!

[@fallingdream]

I'm no engineer but I think you'll find pyramids are durable because that's just a really stable way to stack rocks

[@dalefarmer.568]

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[@krisaaron5771]

AND they're located in an area that gets very little rain, so the pyramids don't erode as quickly as they would if Egypt got 40" of rain per year!

[@erok268]

also, the hill was reengineered cutting huge bedrock slabs and leveling the foundation, as well as physically interlocking those slabs into the bedrock and other slabs. also interlocking the pyramids into the bedrock. 1 of them literally has the first few steps that is just carved bedrock that locks into the structures. its 1 hell of an earthquake mitigation strategy. I don't subscribe to the ancient astronaut theory, but there is some sort of lost technologies. too much granite, too many practically identical pieces, statues, sphinxes, or like single piece columns weighing multiple tons and like 16 feet tall. you can not produce anything like that without the work piece being rotated on the same axis with as little runout as possible and sourcing the rock deep within an outcrop to get solid enough material to even carve. so maybe they deserve more credit, maybe they kept the secrets of iron production very well hidden. or machine tools made of stone and various alloys of bronze. maybe the tools for shaping are metals impregnated with abrasives minerals. just speculation as an apprentice machinist. uncharted x is a fun channel. don't agree with alot of it but it is much more coherent and logical and has good examples of objects requiring more technology that what is credited to the Egyptians

[@Skenderbeuismyhero]

No one could have figured out how to stack rocks without aliens having taught them.

[@Simon-ho6ly]

@@Skenderbeuismyhero if you have visited the great pyramid the sheer size is the thing that is staggering, also take for example facts like there are no mobile cranes in existance (crawler or conventional like the LTM 11200 9.1 that could place the top stones, or even come close becuase of the lift radius, this is what makes stacking those rocks so impressive... let alone moving some of the 50-80 ton slabs that make up the internal structures.. yes a lot of people and some intelligence can move large rocks in good numbers but constructing the pyramid even today with modern tools and equipment would be a substantial challenge

[@amberlytheharpyqueen]

I get so annoyed that some people think that ancient cultures were nothing more then bumbling idiots who couldn't do things or build things because they didn't have modern or advanced technology.

[@jamesn.economou9922]

I think they did have advanced technology. Did you expect the builders to leave their tools behind, for us to examine? No, they took their tools with them. They did however, write everything down. Read the ancient Sumerian texts, if you want to find out, how they cut, and moved such large stones.

[@rudivanrooijen7611]

You are missing the point completely. The structures and the advanced quality they feature do not aline with the available tools of the cultures these structures are ascribed to. As such, it could very well be that these structures are remains of even older architecture that was built by earlier civilizations which could have completely vanished as the result of a cataclysmic event, just like the dinosaurs were exterminated as an asteroïd struck earth....

[@invidia44]

​@@jamesn.economou9922 You want to know so bad? Go to college and learn about it.

[@jamesn.economou9922]

@@invidia44 I did

[@hihi-nm3uy]

⁠@@rudivanrooijen7611 Dude, these pyramids are made of blocks that are imperfectly cut, and most of them have collapsed. There’s literally nothing about these pyramids that are too advanced for the technology of the time. Actually, they’re very ad hoc and human error literally permeates them.

[@JellyRollSoul]

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[@Vreejack]

"leaving fake evidence of human participation" is my favorite line.

[@crbielert]

Thank you for the video. I'm so tired of "modern" people thinking that all ancient people sat around all day drooling and eating their own shit. They were just as intelligent as as. They just lacked a massive written history to save the accumulated knowledge of their civilizations. They had only just started writing whereas we have benefitted from it for over 5000 years. They are the giants whose shoulders we stand on.

[@piermariobarozzi]

They didn't had tik took to record all their stupidity for sure, we have

[@chimpinaneckbrace]

What’s really bizarre is that modern people who think ancient people were all ignorant savages have the advantage of easy access to all of the world’s knowledge, yet don’t even have an elementary understanding of basic historical facts. Ask a true believer in the magical, mystical land of Atlantis how much Plato they’ve read and they have no idea what you are talking about.

[@NathanCassidy721]

It strikes me as a cop-out answer made by pathetic losers that don't have the self-awareness to grasp that a person living in 8000 BC is a lot smarter than them.

[@NEEDCheese]

Just as smart but couldn't read or write.

[@aatypzbt6258]

@@NEEDCheese It's actually more likely that they had a form of written communication we don't know about, than that aliens built the pyramids. I mean, for many years we assumes most vikings were illiterate, now we have found graffitis and little sticks with everyday bs which clearly proves that wasn't the case. A lot of knowledge has been lost to time.

[@seanbinkley7363]

I lived in Egypt for two and a half years. I've visited many pyramids there including the famous ones at Giza. They're all very impressive but if you go to different pyramid sites it's pretty obvious that the Egyptians spent a long time (as in generations) figuring out how to build a proper pyramid and get it right. There are many examples of 'failed' pyramids next to many of the successful pyramids where they didn't quite get certain measurements right. The bent pyramid at Dashur is a famous example of this as it bulged in the center because of improper measurements. The point is, the Egyptians spent centuries learning how to make pyramids through trial and error and innovation. None of that would have been necessary or would be evident today if aliens had just shown up and done it for them.

[@imushrooms5388]

Those pyramids are newer its the other way around lets just say we had a little dark age starting somewhere after predynastic egypt

[@Ave_Echidna]

Ah, but what if the aliens had to figure it out because they weren't actual engineers but some sort of inter-stellar peace corp?

[@imushrooms5388]

@@Ave_Echidna what do you mean

[@2l84t]

@@imushrooms5388 Either they're trolling or .......

[@paulohagan3309]

Hey! Aliens can make mistakes too ...😑 Heck, they forgot to tell the Pharoahs that incest wasn't the healthiest thing to do

[@madeleine8169]

Constantly amazed that every video you do about this sort of thing never has a Stargate meme or reference in it 😅😂

[@mogrady68]

Just came back through the archive, you called it lol. Love all the channels Simon ! Glad it's all going well

[@Sabatuar]

I'm fine with the whole ancient aliens thing as a concept in fiction a la Stargate, but the fact there are people who actually believe it is painful.

[@volvo145]

I totally agree with you however I also believe that there are aliens in this universe but we probably will never meet them

[@IlRyanWilsonlI]

@@volvo145 The odds of us being the ONLY life in the universe is extremely low. Like you said though we will probably never meet them because we are simply to far apart.

[@Miss_Claire]

Kind of depends on how far you go with it. I'm very open to the ancient alien theory, but 90% of the stuff you see is bull. The core idea of Aliens visiting humans in the ancient past though, is not entirely baseless. The idea of Aliens "planting" us here and then helping in our advancement, is 99.9% improbable. But not entirely impossible. There are people on this earth that are working towards terraforming other planets for human use. There are many people out there that toss the idea around in their heads, that we'd be the ones to do the planting. If simple humans can come up with that concept, and *if* there are other beings advanced beyond our comprehension out there with the same idea, like I said. It's 99.9% improbable, but not impossible. Therefore, I don't subscribe to 90% of the ideas people have about ancient aliens. But I do find the core ideas interesting, and I won't be shutting that door on myself out of sheer disbelief in the unknown, but rather keep my mind open out of curiosity. The issue comes when people take everything they are told for face value, don't think critically about these ideas, and then spread it to their friends and family via media like the fucking History channel lol. That being said, no, I don't think aliens helped us build anything lol. If by some .000000001% chance we were "planted" here, I'm willing to bet they'd just watch and science it, not fuck with us.

[@almitrahopkins1873]

@@volvo145 Because of the distance involved, aliens will never come here. We’ll meet their probes, mechanical and/or electronic communications.

[@zoeherriot]

@@almitrahopkins1873 not necessarily true - we've recently discovered the idea of hyperdrives is actually feasible (with a nanometre scale POC created).

[@vampirefrompluto9788]

While everything you mentioned makes sense it should also be noted that people today often find it hard to understand the MINDSET of ancient people. In ancient Egypt the people LITERALLY believed that the Pharaohs were descendants of their main god Ra. Thus, if the Pharaoh wanted something done IT GOT DONE! This mindset existed in many ancient cultures & so the ego projects of the rulers got done regardless of cost, time, &/or labor. Beyond all that you also have the fact that builders today have these little things called safety regulations. If you don't care about reasonable working hours, worker safety, labor unions, etc. you can get a lot more done faster. Yeah, some people died &/or got seriously injured but hey you got the project done.

[@rustomkanishka]

Agreed. Pharaohs were literally into marrying their sisters and their daughters, and celebrating the annual flood with a divine expression into the river. Nobody found it wrong or weird. They just went with it.

[@helenwood8482]

The idea that ancient people were unsophisticated is laughable when you consider they lived successfully and often comfortably without any of the modern technology we now rely on.

[@DavidVoxDem]

No they didn't. Most children didn't survive their 1st birthday, and dying of dysentery at 20 isn't living successfully either. If you couldn't afford beer, wine or cider you were risking your life with every sip of water.

[@Jedi.Toby.M]

Something to keep in mind...the further back in time you go, the harder you find the work, and thus stronger the people doing it. Great content as always Simon!

[@ruthmeow4262]

I tried reading his book, first time I ever yelled at a book. Needless to say, didn't finish reading it (My mom was entertained by my venting though). Do I believe aliens exist? Yes. Do I believe they are responsible for every achievement mankind ever did, heck no.

[@joshuahadams]

The galaxy’s a big place, eh? Any other life elsewhere in the galaxy’s probably too far away to do much communication if any. Could be on the far side of the galactic nucleus for all we know.

[@ExpatriatePaul]

In a roughly 14 billion year old universe on a roughly 4.5 billion year old planet, is it really so difficult to believe intelligent life may have evolved elsewhere a scant 1-2 million years prior to that taking place on earth? Perspective is important sometimes, and keeping your mind open to possibilities concerning the unexplained is always a good idea.

[@cliffordschaffer5289]

@@ExpatriatePaul So they traveled a gazillion light years across the universe to get here. OK. When they got here, what did they ever do besides stack rocks? They came all that way just to teach us how to stack rocks?

[@ExpatriatePaul]

@@cliffordschaffer5289 you're simply not comfortable with admitting you don't know things, are you? Well, the same is not true of me fortunately.

[@cliffordschaffer5289]

@@ExpatriatePaul I ask obvious questions. I can tell obvious BS. I actually took the time to look some things up. How about you?

[@IlRyanWilsonlI]

I think people say aliens built ancient megalithic structures because they don't fully understand the free time and amount of disposable man power there actually was back then. They don't give our ancient ancestors enough credit.

[@neva_nyx]

Exactly

[@FuckGogleplus]

Yes... Free time under a whip, constructing the tomb of a God King, little teams of chained laborers/slaves making a mountain of stone, very disposable as you said.

[@yr_endid]

@@FuckGogleplus they weren't slaves, they had accomodations far better than that of a slave, they were mainly farmers but it's supposed that there were soldiers in between them. If you want to see it yourself just research about the camps of the workers who build the great piramyds.

[@IlRyanWilsonlI]

@@FuckGogleplus lol Most were skilled laborers that were well compensated. By disposable I meant easily accessible. Of course there were some slaves but only a low percentage of the work force.

[@IlRyanWilsonlI]

@@HonorableBoor The ONLY reason there is debate is because we don't know exactly how they did it but at the end of the day they did do it and I think it's safe to say aliens had jack shit to do with it lol

[@Techgnome21]

My biggest gripe is when conspiracy theories knock ancient people's ingenuity/intelligence.

[@milescopley2890]

Watching in may 2022 and yes Simon the channel is still going strong. Love your content and the way you deliver it. Thank you for many educational AND fun hours of content 🙃

[@jorgelotr3752]

5:48 "not a likely feat for ancient builders": alignment with true cardinal directions or with sunrise/sunset is way easier than what people believe, as you can do it with the help of just one single stick (and perhaps a string for north and south).

[@gnarthdarkanen7464]

Not to mention that when "laying out" the lines for plans, with... say... cordage or strings, the longer the string used in a given direction the higher the precision of the lay-out is going to be... automatically. This is because it's EASIER to see the deviations when you're composing lines of hundreds of feet than it is to see those same deviations in lines composed at only a few feet... or a few inches. We like to think we have a good idea about how to do things, when the truth is often that we've just over-complicated the holy hell out of an otherwise relatively simple process... like "sighting in". A real testament to our precision as a progress of technology is the common iron gun-sight. This peculiarly simple looking and remarkably small device is capable of precisely predicting a projectile's path even hundreds or over a thousand meters downrange... AND it fits neatly atop a rifle barrel with only about 3 or 4 feet of span... Think about that... You draw a 3 or 4 foot line, "sighted in" by any means you like, to point to some distance object... AND then simply stand a post nearby, so a string from your post to the object can be tied taunt... Then compare the two. It won't take long for you to find the deviation in your 3 or 4 foot segment while the stringer from post to "target" object will be naturally "dead on balls" correct... simply by aligning the stringer with tension. You don't need rocket science to get precision when you can just walk the terrain and distance with a bit of string and a few stakes or posts. Don't "nuke" it. ;o)

[@PunkWyrks]

not to mention ancient people were pretty obsessed with sunrise/sunset, seasons, north/south, etc because their lives depended on it. Wait too long to plant those spring crops and you starve. Or, in the Egyptians case, get the timing of the annual flood incorrect and you starve. Simply put, it was in the ancient persons best interest to take very precise note of literally everything around and how these things repeated so as not to... die. Get really good at the not dying part and you have enough free time to stack up a bunch of rocks as a testament to the world of how good you are at noticing things and not dying. ancient people did all this with sticks and rock and string and spit. And, it drives modern people crazy.

[@jorgelotr3752]

@@PunkWyrks it's my theory that there's a finite amount of patience in the world to be shared between all of humanity, so when we had like 100,000 people around, everyone had the time to put some effort into things, but now with 8,000,000,000 it's spread too thin.

[@whiskeylips9751]

As an archaeologist who constantly has to have this freaking debate with people: THANK YOU! I’m not even an Egyptologist, leave me alone with your Von Daniken BS. I’ll just show them this video. Hits all my talking points perfectly.

[@nuggdimmadome2192]

How often do you fight nazis?

[@nuggdimmadome2192]

Follow up, do you supply your own bull whip or does it come with the fedora when you graduate school?

[@gamin9wizard945]

@@nuggdimmadome2192 WTF xD

[@neverfinishedstory]

Same. Same.

[@MadDragon75]

But but it explains everything. 😄 I liked watching that series for the locations visited. I didn't pay much attention to the rest.

[@sylentlight6771]

This reminds me of a story I read of a man of British origin bringing his wife to Stonehenge on a vacation. When she saw it, rather than marveling at it's ingenuity and the mass of the stones she said something to the effect of "Your ancestors were feeble minded and weak".... His wife was Egyptian, lmao.

[@barneymiller7894]

Is it just me, or does it feel like the alien pyramid conspiracy is actually INTENSELY disrespectful to all the people who certainly died while building the pyramids? I mean, its basically pissing on their graves.

[@miathemouse5659]

Pretty sure that future archaeologists going to think that Catholic churches were used for ritualized human torture and/or sacrifice, because of the imagery of a tortured person that is pretty much in all of them.

[@johncunningham6928]

First thought on reading this comment: 'Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition...!'

[@gnarthdarkanen7464]

Well... the wouldn't be entirely wrong... ;o)

[@pineforest1442]

Oh god that's true.

[@mistahozzy]

@@pineforest1442 pun intended

[@pobsdad]

@@gnarthdarkanen7464 Came here to say that.

[@martinkalkbrenner4376]

Why are some of the pyramids still standing? The building contracts did not go to the lowest bidder.

[@myaldeade]

Best part of slave labor

[@chinyereugwu9431]

@@myaldeade The Pyramids weren't built by slaves. That was debunked once they discovered the workers villages and their burial mounds. They were built by paid workers. Very well paid workers

[@ZSchrink]

Very good video; thanks for sharing!

[@OdariArt]

Simon, you made my day with this one. Funny as hell and as always bringing the facts. It's only going to get better in 2022.

[@geekehUK]

Maybe 10,000 BCE was when humans in the area first decided to do something to mark the position of Orion, pile up a few stones, light a bonfire, build a sandcastle etc. And after that point some sort of tradition was maintained and over the next several 1000 years, that historical position was always observed, probably through the repetition of some sort of ritual, probably constructing stone towers and lighting a fire atop them so the flames could been seen for miles. Then as time went on and construction methods became more sophisticated someone decided to get to work on building a more permanent installation.

[@honeysucklecat]

No because they don’t line up with the belt at all. It’s reverersed or something like that. The reality is the idea came from Graham Hancock, a professional liar. Like Von Danniken he earns his wealth by lying.

[@Hi5TOrIC]

Absence of evidence is not evidence of Absence. Trufully we have no idea how smart or clever ancient civilizations really were. But I feel ancient peoples don't get enough credit, the people who built the pyramids were the geniuses of their time, masters of their craft. Who employed skilled laborers to build a final resting place for their god-king. When you have the smarts, manpower, and will, the impossible becomes possible. And to chalk up all those wonders of engineering to aliens or beings from another dimensions just undermines the human spirit, and our intelligence as a species.

[@dalefarmer.568]

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[@bethanyhunt2704]

No real evidence that pyramids were tombs. That's just a hypothesis.

[@cliffordschaffer5289]

@@bethanyhunt2704 With a thousand years of records of them building them to support the hypothesis. Huh.

[@mnomadvfx]

"Trufully we have no idea how smart or clever ancient civilizations really were" Well, in the Egyptians case there is actually written evidence of much of it on papyrus and some visual evidence in bas reliefs. The pseudo archaeology community just casually ignore it becuase it doesn't fit a narrative that they can profit from.

[@cliffordschaffer5289]

@@mnomadvfx "The pseudo archaeology community just casually ignore it becuase it doesn't fit a narrative that they can profit from." By this time, they have certainly heard the critiques of their theory. Von Daniken certainly has. All the others, too. Therefore, I would change your phrasing from "casually ignore it" to "deliberately ignore it."

[@sleepypanda69]

Love this video set up

[@ambiguous5085]

Sheesh i forgot my P.S., Simon Something or other ect., i love your work and you're how you're so silly. I like how you can take the edge away from some topics that suck but are also super interesting. I love the questions and 'tangents' you go on. You think in a neat way. Much love

[@Ave_Echidna]

What? You're telling me we didn't need aliens to show us how to stack rocks on top of rocks?

[@Simon-ho6ly]

the problem comes with how to move and lift those blocks at speeds that would actually be challenging with modern technology... also there are spaces and voids inside the pyramids, ive visited them, constructing stuff like that is NOT easy and the egyptians certainly managed it... I dont ascribe to ancient aliens or anything but some of the things they constructed are actually pretty mindblowing, even with modern technology available

[@awonoto]

Just check Macchu Picchu. On top you have your traditional “rocks on top of rocks,” easy to imagine people building it. But look at the bottom and you see tens of tonnes of precisely cut polygonal stones fitted against each other. Now, I am in no way saying that aliens did it, but I have this nagging feeling that we are missing some parts of our history.

[@KeitieKalopsia]

@@awonoto Yeah, we’re missing parts of history because people keep conquering each other and burning down all historical records and then enslaving/genociding the people who could tell you how those achievements happened. It’s absolutely shameful.

[@judethaddeus9856]

If it was such a simple concept why did it take so long for pyramids to come into existence?

[@Simon-ho6ly]

@@judethaddeus9856 Because to even attempt construction on that scale you need a lot of available labor which didnt really exist easily prior to that era.. The ancient egyptians had developed the ability to grow food and survive with enough spare manpower to consider massive construction a possibility

[@arie653]

I'm an amateur Egyptologist (I've only been reading books about ancient Egypt for the past 2 decades. I'm not a professional and don't have the proper education that goes with it.) One argument that a lot of people use is that they didn't have the wheel when they built the pyramids. It's true. They didn't have the wheel. But they had round logs on which they rolled the stones. One person in the back would pick a log up and run to the front of the stone and put it down in front of it. Etc. Even though they didn't have the wheel, they had a very similar system that did basically the same thing. It's also believed that no slaves helped build the pyramids. I read this a while ago and don't remember every detail, so I'm not entirely convinced by the authenticity of this claim. However, the explanation does make a lot of sense. Not only was there a relatively large worker's village (Deir-El Medina) near the pyramids, but those workers worked exclusively on building the pyramids. When people say that no one would do such a thing for free, I say that they didn't have money yet. They bartered. The workers would work in exchange for beer and bread. I have no doubt that it was back breaking work, but they were basically doing it for their god. The pharaoh was seen as a living god. A descendent of Ra himself. Imagine if Jesus came back to life. Anyone who believes in him would be willing to do anything for him. That's how it was for the ancient Egyptians. They were doing difficult work, but they were doing it for their god. They were doing it to eternalise him forever in the afterlife (considering that pyramids were tombs). I haven't heard of a single consipiracy theory that hasn't been debunked. However, the theories are really funny sometimes. *Edit* I forgot to add that they transported the stones on large ships from the quarry to the pyramids. At the time, the Nile was really close to the pyramids.

[@ExpatriatePaul]

Where did they get logs strong enough to support the weight of those massive blocks of stone?

[@paulohagan3309]

@@ExpatriatePaul I think they traded with other countries, didn't they? Or maybe they shaped the rollers from stone?

[@cliffordschaffer5289]

@@ExpatriatePaul kzbin.info?search_query=man+moves+large+stones One man moves huge stones by himself, without breaking a sweat.

[@ExpatriatePaul]

@@cliffordschaffer5289 showing it can be done is not proof of how it was done.

[@ExpatriatePaul]

@@paulohagan3309 try to imagine that logistical effort.

[@DFSJR1203]

Those "Ancient Alien" shows that feature Giorgio Tsoukalos are my favorites. If you look at Giorgio's hair when he is talking about normal stuff his hair looks normal, but when he is going to come out with some off the wall idea or statement his hair seems to grow. This was pointed out to me by some friends so I watched and I could see what they were talking about.

[@wolfiemuse]

Yeah idk why but they got Tsoukalos and von Daniken mixed up lol 4:02 ish

[@jkmil4981]

I saw a documentary, probably a PBS show, where an academic and about a dozen grad students quarried, cut, and shipped scaled down stones in about a day. It seems that the stone cleaves easily at right angles and by using wooden rollers could be readily moved to the river. So a large group of workers could produce a huge amount of stones for their god king. Another segment the academic shows how you can build a wall with stones that have gaps between them that you can't fit a piece of paper between them by using local stones a copper wedge and another rock to use as a hammer. Showing that you could do it if you thought it through and had the motivation. Plus a giant pile of stuff is pretty easy to make but with a little bit of organization of that stuff, you have a pyramid!

[@taironus]

Moved a 1500lb slab of concrete with two 5 foot steel rods and a couple 1x1x8 pine lumber. it was a pain but for one guy in relatively poor shape took 2 hours to go 15 feet over an old gravel driveway. (this included getting it level). good exercise, but seriously this wasnt really far fetched... aliens... bah

[@natelax1367]

You’re a liar. Why are you covering for the aliens that moved your concrete? Are they probing you? Blink twice if you need help

[@dzd2371]

@@natelax1367 🤣

[@cliffordschaffer5289]

kzbin.info?search_query=man+moves+large+stones

[@bryanbarnard4094]

Steel you say? 1x1x8 lumber bought at Home Depot you say? Probably using steel bolts to hold it all together? Niiice. Now show me an example of someone cutting a stone block with the same size, material, and precision of those used in the great pyramid using bronze tools. I’ll wait.

[@cliffordschaffer5289]

@@bryanbarnard4094 "Now show me an example of someone cutting a stone block with the same size, material, and precision of those used in the great pyramid using bronze tools. I’ll wait." Do you mean, besides the pyramids themselves? Just FYI, they have some of the copper tools the Egyptians used to cut those stones and they have replicated their technique in modern times. It took two men just a few hours to cut a rough stone.

[@aq5426]

"Aliens built the Pyramids!" says the dude with a Centauri hairstyle.

[@rodziegman]

We were a long lost colony after all. Oh no wait, it was a clerical error.

[@haraldjensen1839]

LOOOOOL

[@jimstiles26287]

Centaurs female hair style.

[@jdubya7]

Simon Whistler is a virtual teacher at this point

[@Kasaaz]

I think I like this channel so much because it becomes quite the stream of consciousness a lot.

[@Baal117]

4 minutes in and we get the ‘’allegedly, please don’t sue me’’, must be a good show.

[@GlimpsofDay]

I picture a future where every channel on TV is hosted by Simon

[@aq5426]

I would be okay with that!

[@devikwolf]

A digital Simon Headroom

[@LazarusBaccus]

I picture a future History channel documentary about Simon, where they explain that aliens helped him to host every channel on KZbin.

[@santosic]

At this rate that will be a possibility lol.

[@paulohagan3309]

When it happens, he won't have to be afraid of Disney any more...

[@lajoyalobos2009]

There was a special years ago (I can't remember where) but they actually did make a smaller mock up pyramid using only ancient techniques. They even tried the cement theory although it didn't work very well and they just pushed blocks of stone up the ramp.

[@TGBurgerGaming]

I remember when the History channel used to show visualised battles, historical armour documentaries, how effective were catapults? Etc.

[@IlluminatiBG]

Scientists: Building a pyramid today using only ancient technology is possible! All the safety standards in civil engineering around the world: NO!

[@almitrahopkins1873]

Sand, water and rope would produce the perfectly smooth cut lines we see in the stones. And if the core was built using fill instead of solid stones, it wouldn’t take more than a decade or so. The core of the pyramid is likely gravel and sand, not solid stones.

[@imushrooms5388]

@@almitrahopkins1873 lol the rope 😂ill give you a rope water and sand and see you struggle on some granite ...its spinning chainsaws simple as that ...but idiots like zahi dont like it since it doesnt fit their theory

[@almitrahopkins1873]

@@imushrooms5388 It takes about an hour to go through 6" of granite. The rope is just to move the sand back and forth. It's the same principle as a chainsaw.

[@imushrooms5388]

@@almitrahopkins1873 6" how much is that in centimeters im european

[@imushrooms5388]

@@almitrahopkins1873 im guessing around 15 cm so we take a regular block on giza thats about a couple of hours for one side of stone the stone needs to be cut in 6 ways not to mention time to move it to continue cutting other side (altough i think its total bs it takes that short too cut trough granite) thats one block buddy a small one infact lets say 6 ×3 18 hours of work for one block 🤣🤣 that is not even sculptured yet almost a fucking whole day and with moving and finishing it its surely an hour...at that speed they would still be building the great pyramid with 1000s of workers

[@Foolish188]

The only idea of Daniken's that was remotely interesting was his "Theory" that the Greek story of Oedipus was based on the Egyptian Pharaoh Akhnaton. There are some interesting parallels to them.

[@almitrahopkins1873]

Oedipus could have been based on any king of Egypt. Every dynasty practiced inbreeding. It’s more likely to be based on Thutmoses II, Thutmosis III & Hatshepsut. But even then, it was more than a millennium afterwards that it was written. Daniken is an idiot that sells books to the gullible.

[@ExpatriatePaul]

Perhaps both of you should actually read or watch Chariots of the Gods, Von Daniken asks questions, he doesn't propose theories or insist this or that is actually true.

[@almitrahopkins1873]

@@ExpatriatePaul I have. It was amusing when I was in elementary school. Now, not so much.

[@ExpatriatePaul]

@@almitrahopkins1873 I still don't understand how interrogatives amuse you in the least, von Daniken has addressed this in interviews more than once. Maybe try reading the Earth Chronicles series by Zecharia Sitchin as well, if your mind is open at least.

[@almitrahopkins1873]

@@ExpatriatePaul My mind is open, just not to ancient aliens garbage.

[@nauticalwolf6649]

I love that “think responsibly”

[@gilgamesh9x]

i'm no archeologist, so my comment must be taken with a grain of salt, but my understanding is that, while >we< call that constellation "Orion", the Egyptians saw it as Osiris. that, more than any otherworldly intervention accounts for the three pyramids aligning to "Orion's belt". as mentioned also, this culture was very observant of astrological movements; their entire calendar system was organized around observing the heliacal rising and setting of the star "Sodept" a.k.a. Sirius, which gave them a timeframe for when the annual flooding of the Nile was due, which in turn allowed them to plan out farming and harvesting for their agricultural needs.

[@willyolio9590]

**Looks at a pile of sand.** Hmmm now why would anyone think that was a stable shape without a PhD in engineering? Must be aliens.

[@steel8231]

I used to watch Ancient Aliens while drunk, that the Author was the producer suddenly explains why they were constantly pushing that 1 book.

[@Kalebfenoir]

Had an argument with my dad about the pyramid blocks. He insists the ancients had 'help' to lift the stones. I tried to tell him about building chocks that went on four of the faces to turn it from a square to a circle, and they just roll/pull it along, putting brake chocks behind it so it doesn't roll down hill. And that to build the pyramid they just built a slight incline ramp going up and around it to the level they were adding stones to, and just....laid the stones. And when it was all done they just disassembled the ramps like we would construction catwalks. Saves on manpower, saves on time, saves on everything, and the blocks could be faster transported by rolling them in those circular chocks than by trying to yank a brick across the landscape with just logs beneath it for movement.

[@ramfusana5670]

Watching from your future year 2023. Channel still up and doing good, no worries there Simon...

[@mattday2656]

I loved chariots of the gods but I was 11 when I read after it was mentioned on In Search Of... it and thought it was just another sci-fi book until Skeptic magazine went into detail tearing it apart, I was amazed that grown-ups believed that... then I hung out with some DJs and figured out who those grown-ups are, scared me away from psychedelics until my mid-30's lol.

[@einienj3281]

Von Däniken? I read one of his books back in the early 90's and became interested in UFOs, but.. the history channel ancient astronaut theorists are nuts..

[@SegwayBossk]

"as some ancient astronaut theorists believe"

[@einienj3281]

@@SegwayBossk "Ancient astronaut theorists say yes".. to everything.. 😁🖖🏻

[@wolfiemuse]

Him and a lot of the other founding beliefs of the ancient aliens, conspiratorial beliefs are based on a bedrock of racism. It’s all based on the idea of “these people were black/brown etc and weren’t smart or talented enough to do this, so it must have been aliens!” Ever notice how there are EXCEEDINGLY few major conspiracies based around European monolithic structures? The only one that has even come close to the same popularity of the Egyptian pyramids is the conspiracies surrounding Stonehenge. That’s it. Most of these conspiracies are about a culture of brown/black people and it’s incredibly frustrating because so many people don’t know that. They don’t know that a lot of these ideas were first put forward (and taken seriously) by Nazis. It’s just… The whole thing is rotten imo.

[@b.o.1951]

This was excellent

[@Spoodabandit]

Future daily viewer here..THIS CHANNEL IS DOING GREAT AND ONE OF MY FAVS! Glad u still havent been sued by Disney and the mystery channel

[@SeraphRyan]

Remember there was a guy that built stone henge replica in his BACKYARD. Not only that, but he did it alone!

[@Foolish188]

That was pretty cool, but the Egyptians are more amazing, they didn't have Block and Tackles!

[@Spengleman2]

The most impressive thing about the pyramids is how they were able to cut and fit granite, an incredibly hard rock that we struggle to cut even today! That and the precision of measurement and the encoding of mathematical constants that we credit the discovery of to the Greeks. The Egyptians were very skilled and knowledgable peoples.

[@williambrandondavis6897]

@@Spengleman2 I don’t understand why people are so impressed with cutting and shaping granite. If the river can do it so can people. It’s been done by people around the world for thousands of years. Native Americans made finely crafted tools and sculptures from granite dating back to the late archaic period 8000 bce. Nebo hill granite axe heads are a good example.

[@aatypzbt6258]

@@Spengleman2 It wasn't fucking granite! The pyramids are made of limestone! Fucking ancient aliens with their fucking lies about everything being made of granite.

[@dianahowell3423]

My dad (engineer from 'way back) and I (newer generation engineer and lover of archaeology and culture) went to see the film Chariots of the Gods at the local theater when it came out. We laughed so hard that we were afraid the other viewers would possibly lynch us. Dang. So many bogus statements, in direct opposition to the latest research, too. I guess some people just need a daddy to help them with their geometry homework and think everyone does.

[@ExpatriatePaul]

I also went to see Chariots of the Gods when it first came out, and can't understand why asking questions would be humorous to anyone, regardless of their education.

[@RapidAssaultEuro]

@@ExpatriatePaul Almost every comment on this video has you defending ancient alien conspiracy theories under the guise of being an open minded critical thinker. Yet when the video presents overwhelming evidence that such a theory is simply factually incorrect, you just conveniently ignore this. Quite telling that someone subscribed to the Rubin Report lives in a world where there is no real truth or fact, you just believe what you want to believe.

[@jaysmith2858]

@@ExpatriatePaul Those that don't like questions being asked are usually those who aren't going to like the answers they get, often because it shines a negative light on them, or because it raises the possibility of things that they don't want to entertain.

[@sociallyferal4237]

There is much lore in ancient cultures for rituals and ceremony and magic. So I think it would be more believable that they used magic to aid in the construction of these ancient buildings. At least, magic has better resonance than intergalactic stonemasons and bricklayers. Certainly Alien life may well exist elsewhere in the universe. I am hard pressed to think of a reason they would be attracted to Earth at a period of time when humans are sitting around in mud huts, let alone helping them stack stone. Then doing it again with another culture hundreds to thousands of years later and in a different way rather than being consistent. People will believe what they want to believe and no words will tend to change their minds. Me - I will go for people working hard and having to deal with and create new ways of working with what they have and teaching that to their apprentices. Can't imagine what theories people will have about things like Mount Rushmore, or the sunken Islands off Japan and Dubai (at least their Artificial Islands that are slowly going under) - the stories people will tell.

[@ExpatriatePaul]

@@sociallyferal4237 how does it feel to be closed minded?

[@pavementsailor]

There was a Canadian who showed how to move multiple ton blocks by himself using - tadah! - a fulcrum. You know that pivot thing that all children learn to use in conjunction with a lever.

[@claytoncarrollq5695]

This is the 27th channel of yours I have subscribed to…you work harder than the people who built the pyramids did! 😵‍💫

[@donaldgminski8621]

I wouldn't count reading a script, and adding commentary, to be "working harder". I recommend you start with just shoveling, for one month. I'd love to hear your opinion after you've experienced true labor.

[@donaldgminski8621]

Also, he's an actor. Not a content mill.

[@claytoncarrollq5695]

@@donaldgminski8621 😳🤨…..

[@claytoncarrollq5695]

I’m a tree guy, I’m fully aware of hard labor moron

[@geemanbmw]

You left out a few things for one that the statue for kufru was found 450 miles away and second the most important the fact that they made path easy within the pyramid. They are not just blocks with no hallways and chambers there's complex pathways throughout the pyramid. I've have been lucky enough to have been there twice.

[@Wolfintery]

Talked about this in my physics/astronomy class. People really underestimate how adapt ancient people are at using stars as a measuring tool and such

[@charlesjmouse]

In answer to the incredulous question "How could ancient people..?" "Lots of people are smart, maybe you aren't one of them."

[@iansprojects3081]

I will never underestimate skilled builders because I have seen problems that engineers got wrong or couldn’t figure out but the people that do the actual work or building or making it on site figure those problems out to the engineers surprise

[@cecelia1350]

Lost all respect for the History channel after they had a “documentary” on mermaid attacks. That’s not a misprint, they actually have a show with “evidence” that mermaids are real and apparently dangerous.

[@Puddlef1sh]

Seems legit 🤣

[@VectorPlexus]

Discovery aired a fake documentary about mermaids. I'm sure many ppl without the ability to critical thinking, thought it was real: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mermaids:_The_Body_Found I'm not aware of History channel airing this thing or anything of the sort (although it would be inline to their fake documentaries), could you be getting it confused?

[@honeysucklecat]

@@VectorPlexus pretty sure the Discovery ch thing was a joke

[@ryancuda45]

my favorite part is when the megladon shows up and wipes his tribe out. he pulls out a conch shell and calls for the orca it it doesnt show up in time. those are facts thats like reality it happened

[@mnomadvfx]

It's the same with Discovery channel and their Shark Week making fake documentaries about monster sharks. The pr1cks even had the nerve to con poor shark researchers into putting their names to it by interviewing them about unrelated things and editing their words to make it look like they were answering completely different questions.

[@mildlydazed9608]

Keep doing what you're doing Fact Boy. How about a Blaze of Ancient Aliens?! That's perfect for Brain Blaze

[@ronaldzion4505]

Ooooh boy, you stepped in it this time‼️😬😬

[@jeremysargent5037]

So glad you showed some of the crappy pyramids and the ones that either didn't quite make it or were just a few steps behind in the evolution of them. Really interesting.

[@IlRyanWilsonlI]

My favorite theory about how the pyramids were built is pretty simple. They used boats on waterways that were built all the way up to the building site from the quarry to transport the blocks. Then they used intricate pulley systems to do they heavy lifting. Leverage is a powerful tool.

[@rowankorvaholm7449]

I've heard that the blocks may have been moved on sleds, with the sand in front of it being watered to solidify it temporarily. Fascinating stuff!

[@IlRyanWilsonlI]

@@rowankorvaholm7449 probably all of the above

[@iceniwargames6347]

How did they build intricate pulley systems when they hadn’t invented the wheel?

[@IlRyanWilsonlI]

@@iceniwargames6347 you right, I meant counter weight systems.

[@zzzarkka]

The biggest boat the have found in Egypt would have been sank by a single block.

[@chickennchips9183]

It's the same kind of thinking that Westerners had when they came across medieval cities in West Africa such as The Great City of Benin or the Mali Empire and assumed there was no way the African societies that lived there could have built them. Until our schools (talking UK here, but very much applies in most other Western countries) start to teach the true impact of Colonialism and more importantly the mind set that brought Colonialism about, people are going to continue to be susceptible to this kind of BS and extrapolate from that that our countries past actions in these nations were somehow justified. These types of conspiracies seem quirky and funny on the surface but they belie a very toxic messaging underneath and I'm so glad to see it was touched upon in this video.

[@randomdude2832]

thing is, is that, victorian people could not have built the 'egyptian' or 'inca' ruins, we'd struggle to build them today.

[@jacobharris954]

@Nicolai Myshkin it has very much to do with racism, since pyramids exist other countries like Mexico but no one says aliens for how they built there pyramids. Or any large buildings in ancient times

[@hunterstone2182]

Simon makes such a great point about no one has actually tried to build a pyramid with modern technology. You would definitely get laughed out of the room trying to get a grant for that

[@bdz_4206]

This was SO cool!

[@whyologist]

I find it interesting that aliens could travel across time and space to build grand monuments to themselves but did not have the knowledge to build things like arches, flying buttresses, or internal support structures. Instead of building their massive monuments in the one way you can without these kinds of architectural concepts. I guess they came back to earth thousands of years later to teach the Maya how to build pyramids because they finally got the arch down and felt embarrassed.

[@extragoogleaccount6061]

Yea, those theories are almost as ridiculous of saying aliens came to Earth for our "resources" or gold or something lol! Its not like they would have passed unimaginable amounts of resources and planets that rain diamonds or gold on the way here haha.

[@joshuahadams]

@@extragoogleaccount6061 even somewhere like Sedna or Ceres, with their low gravities and lack of life to get in the way of mining operations

[@pineforest1442]

@@extragoogleaccount6061 If they wanted our resources, wouldn't they have just wiped us out and harvested them from our planet? That's what the conquistadors did. They didn't give a damn about the native population and looted everything instead of trade.

[@dacox1433]

When nothing else on I'll watch Ancient Aliens just to feel better about my own mental health and world understanding.

[@pineforest1442]

I just watch it for entertainment but I do not take it too seriously.

[@MeganVictoriaKearns]

That one guy's hair is so ridiculous. So funny!

[@jasonburguess]

Producing symmetrical pottery requires a potters wheel. Also copper plus abrasive can cut stone, they used wooden hubs with copper outer rings to make ox powered circular saws to cut the blocks, and the mechanical advantages of pulleys to move them using wooden wheels. There fixed it for you.

[@mho...]

i think it was Michio Kaku that said it best: *"the ancients where no fools"* and for me it always comes back to that, when ppl start to argue that humans couldnt have done/build stuff in the past by themselfs, allegendly!

[@LaughingTiger74]

There was a show years ago following Dr. Zahi Hawass. He served twice as Egypt's minister of state for antiquities affairs. World renowned egyptologist. He had several grad students working under him, one of them said something about aliens while looking at the inside of a pyramid. Dr Hawas screamed "Aliens?! GET OUT OF HERE!" Kicked him out of the pyramid. It was hilarious

[@erok268]

hawas is kind of an idiot with some logic. just saying. like i dont subscribe to aliens, but some things require the concept of the wheel, and material and geological knowledge to be able to create alot of these monuments and other objects. there's just physically and geometrically no way to make them with the tech they give them credit with. im just an apprentice but you can see on some objects there are extremely regular consistent tool marks. or objects that require it to be rotated like on a lathe. drill cores in granite all over the place. im refering to things said to be 4th dynasty and earlier

[@mnomadvfx]

It's an understandable reaction. Talk like that just brings the entire tone of the profession down.

[@kirbyculp3449]

Adios, mummy freaker!

[@Spectre-wd9dl]

@@erok268 this is exactly the alien theories get propagated and conspiracies started. Anyone with eyes can clearly see it was not done how main stream states. Yet any claims other that strict dogma are ridiculed and beat down. I believe ancient humans were far more advanced than we give them credit for.

[@erok268]

@@Spectre-wd9dl damn straight, at the minimum someone held the secret to steel. There are some groups in southern Africa if I remember correctly that have some oral tale which includes how to make a 1 off blast furnace to catch wind and smelt iron ore. That alone is very cool to me. I wish I could remember the specifics

[@onemorechris]

who lives in a house like this? David; it’s over to you 🤣

[@getzvalerevich6565]

Love your work, the humour and effort. One day we will drop acid together, will be fun

[@TheMunchkinita2509]

I once saw an experiment that proved that the Egyptians also had the technology to use wind to lift those huge blocks.

[@dragonxx444]

Scientist only now start to REdiscover the concept of geo concrete. Its basically the type of concrete that when it sets is indistinguishable from naturally formed rocks. So its very plausible

[@PhilJonesIII]

Made more plausible by the presence of hairs in the rock/concrete.

[@benthomason3307]

Wouldn't it all be one solid mass, then?

[@cliffordschaffer5289]

So how did they pump the liquid rock up to the top of the pyramid? Where are the molds? Where are the scraps of concrete that fall into the dirt on any concrete building?

[@cliffordschaffer5289]

@@PhilJonesIII Sure. Link?

[@therestingrancor8259]

How many channels has Simon really got now! That's the real mystery 😄❤

[@emmetsweeney9236]

The vast majority of the blocks of Khufu's pyramid were quarried on the Giza plateau, just a few metres away from the pyramid. Only the granite blocks from parts of the king's chamber came from far away.

[@holohala2724]

Never thought about that question in that form of questioning.

[@williambrandondavis6897]

Everyone knows that advanced aliens favorite building material is stone! lol

[@Zoroaster4]

This is my favorite channel of yours Simon. You need to make the videos longer though. They keep getting shorter and shorter.

[@willmfrank]

Our Factboi now has so many channels that he doesn't have as much time to devote to each video as he once did.

[@amaccama3267]

"Keep it the family " Tasmania's state motto. 😉🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣✌

[@darkerarts]

I've had plenty of nights on the beer and ended up doing some crazy things, but never have I built a pyramid. Those Egyptians sure knew how to party!

[@Lumen_Obscurum]

I appreciate this video. I have had a similar argument with multiple people about ancient or even just native cultures claiming they were simple, or had no achievements. We have archaeological evidence this isn't the case, and we'd have a whole lot more if mining companies QUIT BLOWING IT THE FUCK UP! But enough about my country, the "I don't know, but I'm more advanced than ancient people." Perspective always grinds my gears, particularly because while they might not have understood things the same way we did, many of them mastered their landscape in a way we couldn't even fathom.

[@mnomadvfx]

"and we'd have a whole lot more if mining companies QUIT BLOWING IT THE FUCK UP!" I sympathise with you I do - but money. 😅 Seriously though they don't care at all until it's smashed into their faces to embarrass them - the recent archaeological discovery in the path of the HS2 construction in Britain shows that it could have destroyed so much, exactly why the people who protect the nearby site organised the protests about it.

[@HieronymousCheese]

It's archeologists (and Egyptologists) that claim previous civilizations built all these amazing structures because they believed in ridiculous stories of Gods and The Afterlife and other such nonsense. I realize there are still people who believe their fairytales of a man in the sky, but they are not the ones performing great feats of engineering and science.

[@MeganVictoriaKearns]

@@HieronymousCheese Just wanted to say that I agree with everything you said.

[@TheJediCaptain]

If there are aliens, they fact that they haven't contacted us is the surest sign of intelligence.

[@makinapacal]

A Calvin and Hobbes fan!!! Thumbs Up!!!!

[@kirbyculp3449]

I am just hoping that the aliens are vegetarians.

[@MeganVictoriaKearns]

@@kirbyculp3449 for real!

[@firebyrd437]

​@@kirbyculp3449 no they're not and we are on the menuu😂

[@lipingrahman6648]

Aliens have the ability to move faster than light. Breaking causality and exasperating the Fermi paradox. And the only thing they do is come apparently only to earth and move a few rocks?

[@ravensrulzaviation]

I follow all the channels you do Simon.

[@agc4556]

Surprised you didn't mention that Herodotus asked the ancient Egyptian's about the pyramids and they told him that they built them. They also told him how they were constructed.

[@ExpatriatePaul]

Then why didn't Herodotus, who was among other things a historian, document the process? Because all we have concerning how the pyramids were built now is speculation.

[@owenshebbeare2999]

@@ExpatriatePaul Given the time between the building of the Pyramids and the time of Herodotus was roughly 2000 years, he was unlikely to get knowledgeable and credible accounts from his contemporaries in Egypt regarding how they were built, his claim that it was slave-labour being just one example.

[@ExpatriatePaul]

@@owenshebbeare2999 that was part of my point in asking the question. The claim was by no means credible or even remotely believable to a rational and even somewhat informed individual.

[@cliffordschaffer5289]

@@ExpatriatePaul He didn't know you would want all the details. We have a lot more than speculation about how they were built.

[@ExpatriatePaul]

@@cliffordschaffer5289 true, we have various theories, but no definitive knowledge.

[@JamesLundquist]

The one saying that explains the pyramids: "Many hands make light work."

[@stevesmith3556]

I like the theory of aggregate cement molding. They could bring it in small batches and then mix it on site with little effort.

[@chimchim2_]

I'm going to sub to this channel just to watch more of Simon's sidebar rants.