You dont bring chicken salad sandwiches to an event, you place your chicken salad sandwiches wherever you choose and the event will build around them.
@RCTFORME5 ай бұрын
Wiser words were never spoken UwU Truly the quote of our lifetimes.
@mrpieceofwork5 ай бұрын
winner winner chicken... oh damn
@kinasakuraba5 ай бұрын
"If you build it, they will come."
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@catboat5 ай бұрын
You do not choose the Chicken Salad Sandwich, the Chicken Salad Sandwich chooses you
@PoorMuddyRivers5 ай бұрын
i love that he froze the chicken and sunglasses for a single frame joke. much respect
@AmalgamOfMrMoo5 ай бұрын
it was actually closer to 35 frames
@Bibo_Libo5 ай бұрын
@@AmalgamOfMrMoo 🤓
@legioning5 ай бұрын
@@AmalgamOfMrMoo you just gotta correct everything dont you
@ysgramorssoupspoon22615 ай бұрын
@@legioning *don't
@LordDragox4125 ай бұрын
@@legioning You and Bibo might be suffering from cumin deficiency if you didn't get the fact that Amalgam's comment is a joke. I recommend pausing your gooning habits and touching some grass.
@RozyShaman5 ай бұрын
No one ever warns about the dangers of cumin deficiency.
@donkosaurus5 ай бұрын
cumin all over the place could help prevent that
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@cavalierliberty68385 ай бұрын
@@donkosaurusI love cumin, but my girlfriend goes overboard. She loves cumin all over her face.
@morpho99895 ай бұрын
Luckily your mom doesnt have one.
@DannyCalYT5 ай бұрын
I thought he said human deficiency 😂
@d3dmanwalking6695 ай бұрын
These would slap at aunt cathy’s wake
@yousuckatcooking5 ай бұрын
Aunt Cathy deserves it
@JasonICECarson5 ай бұрын
I just hope they don't slap Aunt Cathy "awake" at her wake. Now there's a scary thought.
@sealofapoorval74375 ай бұрын
Lmao @@JasonICECarson
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@DareToBeDeviant5 ай бұрын
@@JasonICECarson Suspend the thought and just watch the "Wake Scene" from _Scary Movie 3_ set off by a... slight misunderstanding.
@Deadlocked.5 ай бұрын
It's kind of beautiful that Jacob still gave his cumin away even though he knew he was suffering from cumin deficiency. ❤️
@howiehall46225 ай бұрын
I miss Jason! 🥲
@ladylovelace615 ай бұрын
Pour one out for Jacob 🥃
@Caipiranha895 ай бұрын
@@ladylovelace61 instructions unclear, rubbed one out with Jacob.
@ladylovelace615 ай бұрын
@@Caipiranha89 I'm sure he would have like that too, friend
@Smithers8885 ай бұрын
Greater love hath no man than this, that he lay down his cumin for his friend's chicken sandwich.
@BrianTimmonsTX5 ай бұрын
"SO JUICY" has lived rent free in my head for years.
@反鳥5 ай бұрын
I remember the intonation so vividly and I don't even remember my father's face.
@yousuckatcooking5 ай бұрын
SOOOOOOOO JUICYYYYYYY
@BrianTimmonsTX5 ай бұрын
@@yousuckatcooking AAAAAGH HE SAID THE THING
@acupofcoffvii80345 ай бұрын
Rest in peace Jacob, you will be missed 🕊
@jacobco.68985 ай бұрын
I'm not dead
@MrJakewray5 ай бұрын
We're all dead
@jeanette89435 ай бұрын
It's a chicken salad miracle!!! @@jacobco.6898
@dusklunistheumbreon5 ай бұрын
@@jacobco.6898 It's like I can still hear his voice...
@DogSpeak5 ай бұрын
@@jacobco.6898 You are inside jacob, you are inside.
@Jay-go4vw5 ай бұрын
That "Mares of the night" joke might be the funniest thing you've said. I dont know why it tickled me so much lol.
@demerion5 ай бұрын
Should have pickled you I guess
@DogSpeak5 ай бұрын
Street Whorses
@EyalBrown5 ай бұрын
And he didn't make even one "may neighs" joke! Respect
@tirsden5 ай бұрын
And I only just got that now.
@Zeithri5 ай бұрын
Trivia; Nitemare in FF1 Based on D&D I believe also, Nitemare!
@themareofnight15545 ай бұрын
2:25 *point @ screen* HE MENTIONED ME!!
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@BriManeely5 ай бұрын
I'm so unbelievably jealous right now
@mrtoast2445 ай бұрын
beetlejuiced
@west_coast_girl5 ай бұрын
@@mrtoast244 Yes, I'm glad I expanded the comments. I was trying to remember what Reddit called that
@dasgelbevomei15 ай бұрын
lol
@skelebro99995 ай бұрын
Rest in peace, Jacob.
@rumhell5 ай бұрын
Shoutout to his family
@SheldonT.5 ай бұрын
Solid guy. Taken too soon.
@marvelgeek95775 ай бұрын
YSAC: Don’t let the pickles touch the pickled onions or else the pickling will cancel each other out. Also YSAC: *wangjangles everything* Me: *confused screaming*
@yousuckatcooking5 ай бұрын
Have you ever heard the concept of the mayo blocking barrier?
@hellfire666832 ай бұрын
@@yousuckatcooking They obviously have not heard of rhe Mayo shield
@hamzamotara430414 күн бұрын
@@yousuckatcookingThe most basic of cooking physics.
@MorpheusASmith5 ай бұрын
Finally! Someone who doesn't put apples or raisins in the chicken salad. This is amazing.
@Illusion5175 ай бұрын
What terrifying videos or circles do you frequent?
@acoupleofschoes5 ай бұрын
@@Illusion517 It's a riff on Waldorf salad, which is celery, apples, walnuts, grapes, and mayonnaise. Personally, I don't mind apples and walnuts in a chicken salad sandwich.
@YukitsuTimes5 ай бұрын
@Illusion517 the English do that with coronation chicken and it spread to some chicken salad sandwiches.
@peterlacenski5 ай бұрын
Grapes or cranberries for sweetness, celery or walnuts for crunch
@jmut7145 ай бұрын
Gotta put grapes in it though. That slaps.
@AaronSkone5 ай бұрын
You're the first person I've ever seen make chicken salad that didn't put celery in it and for that I salute you. I hate celery.
@eliloeb77605 ай бұрын
HERETIC!
@the_cheese_grinder5 ай бұрын
I love celery but wtf it has to be in a chicken salad??
@eliloeb77605 ай бұрын
@@the_cheese_grinder textural differences make food interesting
@the_cheese_grinder5 ай бұрын
@@eliloeb7760 hmm it ain't for me, but you have a point!
@AaronSkone5 ай бұрын
@@eliloeb7760 the texture isn’t what bothers me, I think celery tastes awful.
@yousuckatcooking5 ай бұрын
What's the best event to bring chicken salad sandwiches to?
@camika85005 ай бұрын
Funeral
@breadyod5 ай бұрын
chicken salad sandwich
@The_Qure5 ай бұрын
Picnics, in my opinion
@Pipe04815 ай бұрын
My house, tonight
@yayamerin5 ай бұрын
meow
@justwatching51885 ай бұрын
Great, you are back to making me cry like when Pimblokto left
@dyerseve075 ай бұрын
I could eat this from morning until .............twilight.
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@McShag4205 ай бұрын
This man ALWAYS deserves a like. YSAC, you have given me such joy over the years. Thank you.
@Starguardianbard5 ай бұрын
Edward? Jacob? First time ive seen a Twilight joke in a loooong time
@pehenry5 ай бұрын
I thought those were real people at first.
@yousuckatcooking5 ай бұрын
.......I honestly had no idea
@tedweird5 ай бұрын
strangely enough, it's the second one I've seen this week, after possibly years of not
@ikkimurrell10745 ай бұрын
@@yousuckatcooking twilight saga will not let you go away from it you are damned now
@Lameashellcosplay5 ай бұрын
There's a twilight resurgence!
@jackielinde75685 ай бұрын
YSAC, it's better to mix your dressing (mayo and seasonings) in a separate bowl, combine all the rest of the ingredients into the first bowl, and then mix the dressing with the salad. This way, you get a much better mix of seasonings into the salad. Doing it your way tends to leave nooks and crannies where anti-social spices tend to clump and hide.
@1776Patriot-v25 ай бұрын
These are the greatest food videos on the internet. Period.
I heavily recommend this guy’s cookbook. I usually come here for the humor, but this guy knows his sh*t. Wisdom.
@daddyilo5 ай бұрын
Flavor glitter of the earth you are.
@kavandsl19425 ай бұрын
that chicken crossing the road joke/diss really had me 😂
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@gozzilla1775 ай бұрын
That dis was cold! 🥶
@janpipiko4 ай бұрын
2:48 I love when YSAC's hold on the Canadian energy slips for a single word before he regains control
@chanvalentine82835 ай бұрын
15 minutes later, the joke about crossing finally kicks in like an ice cream headache.
@deprofundis32935 ай бұрын
I still don't get it 😅
@idek10135 ай бұрын
@deprofundis3293 *to chicken* you don't even know why you crossed (the road), do you?
@HeyitsBri_5 ай бұрын
“I forgot how white I am” with the bare seasoning cabinet? 😂
@amyoung1015 ай бұрын
💯 Agree! 😂😂😂
@Sumguysazz5 ай бұрын
As he proceeds to use smoked paprika. Does that mean Hungarians aren’t white?
@wererat425 ай бұрын
If only the cabinet was full of mayo instead
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@pir8lifeforme4 ай бұрын
I need my white card revoked as I have a huge cabinet of spices and hot sauces. 3 kinds of pepper and 2 kinds of salt on my counter with my bottle of Tabasco Scorpion. I'm a New England girl. LOL
@Pepetromvieira5 ай бұрын
in Brazil we call that a "Natural Sandwich" and we also add some tomato slices, gratted carrot and lettuce, the pickle not so much and the onion is usually white
@fluffyflareon41525 ай бұрын
im so sorry for your loss
@hizomelinda3 ай бұрын
I happened uppon your chanel a few weeks ago and immediately started binge watching your content. Your personality and video making style makes your videos so addictive, your positive attitude and kind heart really elevates what you put out to the next level. Your videos are refreshing and motivating and I'm here to see more of any types of content you're going to put out. ❤
@Tvngsten5 ай бұрын
2:05 "You don't even know why you crossed it, do you" Took me way too long to get that joke.
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@hudsonja5 ай бұрын
Shit, I just got it
@TheAceOfFire5 ай бұрын
0:40, Fun tip! Paint the chicken with oil BEFORE flavor glitter and pepper!
@doug_d7673 ай бұрын
I'm hooked on your videos. Hilarious, and I'm here for the chaos. Food always looks good too!
@DasMachineBrettK5 ай бұрын
Seasoning glitter- got it🤣🤣🤣 your humor is peak level man 👏👏👏
@Ri5olu5 ай бұрын
3:36 by cutting diagonally you actually get more perimeter because (2*4)+2(sqrt(2)) > 4+(4*2) I figured this out by using Pythagoras' theorem explaining that when cutting diagonally it creates 2 right angle triangles with a diagonal cut. These diagonal cuts contribute to more perimeter with the hypotenuse. Thank me later. (legit maths)
@bowlofwhiskey5 ай бұрын
this is also the cut that gets you the longest crustless side in one cut if i’m not anti-mistakeless
@Michael-kp4bd5 ай бұрын
@@bowlofwhiskeyyep, in their inequality, they can cancel out the 2*4, because that represents the crust and it’s going to remain constant, no matter the cross-cut. And you’re right, with a single straight cut that makes two pieces, the maximum “crustless side” (for a rectangle, or anything with exactly 2 perpendicular lines of symmetry) is going to be the cut that follows the diagonal.
@Michael-kp4bd5 ай бұрын
@@bowlofwhiskey For non-straight cuts, the maximum “crustless” perimeter would be performed by cutting it into a perfect fractal pattern… then the resulting length is technically infinite. You can also achieve maximum crustless length (infinity) by making infinite cuts, chopping the sandwich into infinite pieces. Due to physical & time constraints, (as well as sticking to social norms so no one says “wtf are you doing to my sandwich”) the single diagonal cut is most advisable for your crustless-edge optimizing needs.
@bowlofwhiskey5 ай бұрын
@@Michael-kp4bd 😂😂😂 tell me where i can get a perfect-fractal-cutting knife 👀
@earlgreyt1235 ай бұрын
If you use a circular cookie cutter will you get chicken pi?
@PoorMuddyRivers5 ай бұрын
i like sandwiches
@yousuckatcooking5 ай бұрын
I also like sandwiches
@Zekellus5 ай бұрын
@@yousuckatcooking oh so you hate burgers??
@konstantin_d.m5 ай бұрын
I like trains
@marycrittenden12105 ай бұрын
Me too!
@coscorrodrift5 ай бұрын
@@Zekellus this is how it feels like to be on twitter
@Crusader0504 ай бұрын
Pinstripe suit? My man's classy as hell!
@davis08125 ай бұрын
Genuinely surprised that when it was time to shred the chicken the wasn't a sick guitar riff involved
@CrossxFir35 ай бұрын
You uhh, forgot a healthy dollop of mustard. Crucial for extra brine.
@jordanirving13295 ай бұрын
The call back to the previous chicken video was amazing
@Internet-Spider5 ай бұрын
The nightmares joke might be one of my all time favorites on this channel
@jorgenfisk12275 ай бұрын
With each upload it feels like we are slowly approaching the return of Pimblockto
@hishu72895 ай бұрын
YSAC spreading awareness of Cumin deficiency
@osmodius-s1yАй бұрын
I have been watching you for so many years. You never disappoint. Always worth my time
@ThomatoForce5 ай бұрын
I'm so sorry for your loss
@BM035 ай бұрын
Wow, these look great! I can't wait for one of my friends to kick the bucket now!
@15oClock5 ай бұрын
"Your life's purpose is pickles." Then I defy my purpose.
@thecatofnineswords5 ай бұрын
Pickles are evil and not fit for human consumption.
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@coryray84365 ай бұрын
Likewise.
@edwilkinson17605 ай бұрын
0:12 ummm. i'm still here.
@Seabacon3465 ай бұрын
Hey Edward. Glad you’re alive 😊
@zhsome80395 ай бұрын
LMAO the shot where the phone drops to the bouncy mat killed me xDDDD
@KestrelHarper5 ай бұрын
Man the wit just stays fresh I don't know how he does it.
@KuaEtus5 ай бұрын
You never stop surprising me.
@spoddie5 ай бұрын
I didn't know cumin deficiency was a thing. I'd better stock up on the weekend - if I last that long.
@Debren6665 ай бұрын
I am 4th day in my fasting. Videos with food are nightmarishly good xD
@horrorhotel19995 ай бұрын
careful with that cumin deficiency
@Scourge-of-God5 ай бұрын
R. I. P. Jacob
@Dan-jj2vr5 ай бұрын
Thank you for saving me. I have all these ingredients and I am going to make this for dinner. I am going to use my pickle juice to pickle the onions
@birb64725 ай бұрын
I see you're a triangular cutter. Consider, the Y cut, 120 degree angles, three pieces
@get2dachoppa2495 ай бұрын
Then consider the traditional Y front briefs…
@jonathanmueller28495 ай бұрын
But have you considered cutting at 10 degree intervals? Then you can have 36 pieces.
@janethowe88125 ай бұрын
Frankly, all those cuts, much too sophisticated for me. I'm not bringing out afternoon tea. Just eating a sandwich. Triangle halves my favorite. They're just so 'nuveau riche' to me. Matter of fact, not even sure I spelled it correctly.
@jonspell885 ай бұрын
Triangle Man, Triangle Man...
@Michael-kp4bd5 ай бұрын
I tend to cut it across the middle, and then cry about the mistake I cannot undo
@hbk425815 ай бұрын
I made a batch of this for my lunches this week and they have been the best lunches I've had in months.
@mattm18235 ай бұрын
Try some sweetened rice vinegar in your next batch of pickles, it will blow your mind.
@badiba795 ай бұрын
Celery salt, man. That’s the secret.
@crimsonvale73375 ай бұрын
0:07 jesus christ, that’s a niche joke…
@RealWunterslaush2 ай бұрын
to anyone who doesn’t buy canned tuna, i guess
@chairedge5 ай бұрын
I am nearing the end of the life I was given. The doctors said, "fatal cumin deficiency". I maybe, maybe not, have this day to live. And funny enough, despite the bottle of cumin on the table next to me, it's too late. All the cumin in the world can't fix the damage the deficiency did. I did this to myself. I thought I could look up to him. I thought staying off the cumin was the way to be as cool as him. Too late to think about these now, is it? The phone rings. I muster strength into my arm to pick it up. It feels like a cinder block. "Hey man, do you have any spices I can borrow? Like, anything with flavor, maybe?"
@desque22835 ай бұрын
Jeez I wasn’t prepared to be devastated like that at the end..
@barbaraspehar27855 ай бұрын
Why do I laugh when he says “ now just wang jangle that around” every time? 😂
@jonathanhill60644 ай бұрын
Cumin and paprika is the best spice combo EVER. Try it in your ramen, mix it in your burger meat, sprinkle it on your cheesy nachos, use it with olive oil and pineapple juice as a steak marinade, sprinkle a bit on your hot dog after applying the mustard, feed it to your cat on a treat and watch it freak out, pour it in your eyes to cause temporary blindness, use it to identify dead people hiding in this realm, it works for EVERYTHING.
@snowstrobe5 ай бұрын
Well that escalated harshly...
@aaronfehrenbach8125 ай бұрын
I don’t understand the science behind dissics (2:04) Like when you diss someone, isn’t that also considered a Roast? Like “oooh you got roasted” How did dissing someone end up resulting in literally the opposite effect?
@nekoill5 ай бұрын
If anyone told me when I was a kid that in my late 30s I'd be waiting for a new episode of an Internet cooking show on KZbin not to improve my cooking, but to learn some random unexpected wisdom, I wouldn't even know what the Internet was and immediately failed to understand shit
@thedinneris3 ай бұрын
First time I hit the ‘thumbs up’ and subscribe instantly. - obviously, this channel was made for me!
@kylecampion96685 ай бұрын
Of all the spices I expected to show up for chicken salad I was def not expecting paprika and cumin 😅… my chicken and mayo pairing combines with pecans (or walnuts), red grapes, celery, thyme, dill, dijon, and lime juice on a big buttery croissant.
@axemexa15 ай бұрын
The cumin deficiency part was gold
@yepitisnathan4 ай бұрын
I was mid pickle bite in my sandwich when you said "A sandwich must have pickles". I'll cherish this moment forever.
@mikemcconeghy46585 ай бұрын
That porridge chicken really speaks to my ancestors.
@Baximus5 ай бұрын
You made a chicken salad sandwich, but paid the ultimate price.
@someoneelse63625 ай бұрын
"Chicken of the land." Genius! Why didn't I think of that?
@FireRust5 ай бұрын
Now cut up some grapes, throw them in the mix and its PERFECT
@ryanblystone51535 ай бұрын
Thank you
@LoveJoy4Jesus5 ай бұрын
“I’m using regular chicken 🙂” NO WAY that’s the type of chicken I use too 😦
@johanandersson82525 ай бұрын
No Chicken was harmed during this video.
@MyZenSafari5 ай бұрын
Love all these videos, always makes me laugh!
@dungeoneering19745 ай бұрын
That sando would by exactly 90% better toasted.
@ViolettaEcho5 ай бұрын
I was like really??? Just basic bread, not a single thing done to it? What channel is this?
@nou69905 ай бұрын
mayo-based-salad based sandwiches should always be made with flaccid lukewarm bread imo. it keeps the filling from squeezing out like a tube of toothpastes with no sides, and also it just feels right to me
@dungeoneering19745 ай бұрын
@@nou6990 yeah, if you toast it too crunchy. Lightly toasted is just right for a chicken salad sando. YMMV
@beccogiallo5 ай бұрын
I'll be calling it flavor glitter forever now.
@dawnlandspodcast82175 ай бұрын
He became too powerful with that nightmare joke. He must be stopped
@PopeGoliath5 ай бұрын
I choked on a sandwich pickle when I was five, and ever after my parents ordered my sandwiches without pickles. When I got old enough to order things myself I continued to order the way I was taught. Now I'm an adult and I still don't like pickles on sandwiches. Pickles are super tasty on their own, though.
@Dregonamind5 ай бұрын
Found my beach day sandwich recipe. Thanks. You are really a good cook.
@capn.c53215 ай бұрын
One thing this video taught me is to never borrow another mans Cumin
@theactualdarthvader5 ай бұрын
“ugh i forgot how white i am” LMFAOOOOO
@RuthieGrime5 ай бұрын
Sorry for your loss.
@wombat.66525 ай бұрын
Random Tangent: Finally worked out how to tolerate peanut butter ( good protein for me attempting to be vegetarian ). Thick slices of bread. Butter one with peanut butter. Slices of apple. cinnamon - the last slice of bread.
@wombat.66525 ай бұрын
hope that is useful for someone
@jacobjamar5 ай бұрын
Well now I know what will be served at my funeral.
@ravendevino64195 ай бұрын
"Eh! I forgot how white I am!" Killed me
@BooTeaCheeks5 ай бұрын
Jacob sacrificed himself so that we could experience flavor.
@nemure5 ай бұрын
I did NOT see that coming 😂😂😂
@Necrapocalypse5 ай бұрын
Mordor chicken will really give your sandwich a nice kick.
@santauxia5 ай бұрын
No horses were killed during the making of this sammich.
@tiacat115 ай бұрын
I can't put my finger on it but I stg every single joke in this was fucking immaculate, I haven't laughed this hard at one of your videos in a long time. Well done!
@shoegal5 ай бұрын
Thanks for not spoiling in the thumbnail
@manofredearth5 ай бұрын
My life's purpose is knowing that pickles are always a side and never a topping/condiment.
@botwithapot3 ай бұрын
If you want to make this even faster than just get a chicken from your closest floridian supermarket unless you live in florida, in that case you must go to meet a Brazilian pole dancer who lives in Canada
@IgorEngelen19745 ай бұрын
I'd like to recommend to use chicken with builtin hardboiled eggs. It's adds to the flavour and changes the structure a bit. In addition to that you can also add finely chopped chives to the mix.