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[@samsonmacri941]

Chilled's sheer lack of the understanding of strategy hurts my soul, reinforce your borders damn it.

[@Mars-dg5pl]

It was super annoying cuz it's almost like he was willfully ignorant all it takes was watching vic do one turn to know how to play Vic pushes with majority of his troops leaving a minimum of three in the back lines to protect

[@RiptoGakt]

Same here. It's almost like there's some kind of aversion to "Reading the F***in' Manual" or Tutorial of all things.

[@TheManiac201]

So far its pretty obvious chilled doesn't know what hes really doing, but when he went and took over all of Australia I felt so proud of him, but then.... he just keeps stacking all his men on his capital...

[@glitch_the_pix]

I mean to be fair, his capital was the only place keeping the whole of Australia from anyone else, so it wasn't too bad excluding the fact that the goal is to take over the *whole* world (So it was good for early game but not so much later on)

[@Dracon350]

I enjoyed the video nonetheless, but the game play hurt my soul just a wee bit. Defending your territory is fine 'n all, but in a game like Risk you can''t just sit idly by and hope your opponents will just destroy one another. It's a game about grabbing a lead and running away with it. Chilled should've been deploying troops on the outer edges of his territory in order to start an aggressive push out of Australia. As was said, there is only _one_ way into Australia which makes it an easy continent to defend. Placing troops in the back of it just made them useless as no one was suddenly going to try and flank them. All in all though, this was Chilled's first experience with this version of Risk and I hope to see him play more nonetheless and progress into a better player.

[@glitch_the_pix]

@@Dracon350 I mean they did talk about Nooch's Japan landslide where he only held onto Japan for like forever... Risk can have multiple strategies, you just have to be aware the main purpose is to take over the whole world.

[@dracish123456789]

This was so annoying to see chilled out everything in his captial

[@SoulKnightGT]

Sylph I noticed that as well. It was agonizing to see him not know how to play. Hopefully they play again because this could be really fun.

[@riserevelation8471]

So he doesn’t move those troops out of Australia

[@ProjectAwesomes]

lately a lot of his gameplay has been a bit cringey imo loved the guy more back when he was with the original Derp-Crew with Nanners

[@targitausrithux2320]

Sylph seriously... I’m gonna sound like an armchair general here but why the hell would you leave troops on the back lines unless you knew an opponent was about to literally rampage through your territory. Chilled could have won pretty early on too since he took Australia but nope instead he just wasted a lot of his turns putting them in useless areas. I don’t like being a dick but come on... this is basics

[@ProjectAwesomes]

@@targitausrithux2320 its like he's preparing for an Assassination via Ground-troops which have to crawl through 2-3 front-lines to get to

[@Julianicos]

"I thought New Zealand was more to the right" it is, New Zealand is just not on the map

[@Voron_Aggrav]

And someone tosses some paint on a map to represent Indonesia

[@tiedeman39]

r/MapsWithoutNewZealand

[@Sky-qd9po]

And Sri Lanka

[@simonblackwell3576]

Damn that’s rough for all the marrowies out there

[@Benasouki]

@@simonblackwell3576 Maori*

[@dragex6582]

As a genuine strategy player, this video pains me on an emotional level.

[@vinfogaming5]

Ck2, hoi4, eu4, Vicky 2, grand ages medivel, tropico, risk, age of empires If you have not played all of these your not a true strategy gamer

[@dragex6582]

@@vinfogaming5 I disagree with Tropico being a requirement, but yes, I've played all of them and more.

[@vinfogaming5]

Then yes brother you are one with the order of strategy games

[@Sergeant-Stutters]

I gotta admit, stacking all of your troops on your Capital to do absolutely nothing with them is quite a bold strategy.

[@bolbyballinger]

It can technically work out. If you build up enough soldiers on one plot of land and everyone else has had their forces extremely thinned out from conflict then you can storm through almost everything in a single turn. But it does require your opponents to not notice what you're doing.

[@themigtyboosh]

Him putting all his troops in his land locked capital was... aggravating lol. It was his first game tho so all good!

[@Sellsor]

You mean instead of the front lines to defend?

[@Da_Shark]

I mean that makes no one want to fuck with Australia so in the mental game (chilleds specialty) it's a sound tactic

[@wolfdusk2537]

@@Da_Shark Correct but Chilled doesnt need anyone making excuses for him xD

[@mlgcactus1035]

@@Da_Shark no one wants/ needs Australia

[@Dracon350]

@@mlgcactus1035 As they said, no one really _wanted_ Australia when they just took over other continents instead. Why try and powerhouse through a nation that literally did nothing but sit there? Just wipe out the others first and then gather your troops before marching on the capital and take it down.

[@extinctionempire9603]

I’m enjoying the gameplay. But my god Chilled just beefing up his capitol when it’s not in danger and leaving his other fronts weak drives me up a wall. Still good commentary and gameplay otherwise.

[@dadams6596]

"I'm going to Mongolia" He says as he clicks on Indochina.

[@harpritamdhaliwal1636]

INDONESIA OUTDONESIA CHINIA INA

[@darkholt8376]

At least he didn't say that Russia was the island of Hong Kong oh wait.

[@ShaneWalta]

He's American, everyone knows that they have no idea about world geography

[@mysticwizardphd]

Shane Walta He makes us all look bad yeah, I’m one of few people in my town who knew Singapore was independent 😂

[@mittchellforrester7111]

I lost 10 braincells when he did that lol

[@diskonnekt1313]

Excuse me while I pour bleach into my eyes from Chilled's game "strategy"..

[@dovwallack4688]

chilled should have the game guaranteed by turn 4, he could field so many troops and he kept the ALL in his capital. CHILLED, WHY DO YOU CHOOSE TO PLAY IT SAFE ON THE ONE GAME THAT REWARDS YOU FOR TAKING RISKS AND EXPANDING?????

[@evanwilson7337]

He plays it safe in just about every game now

[@mrbisk689]

@@evanwilson7337 its literally named Risk tho

[@Volfur2251]

cause some people care about playing with friends rather then winning lol

[@Darek_B52]

20:23 Chilled's distribution of troops is driving me nuts. You could've had Asia in two or a very luck one turn!!! WHY!!!!!!?!?!?!?

[@Darek_B52]

Chilled...I want you to know....that hurt to watch. It was right there! Like Thanos but you got nothing and it cost you everything!!! YOU LOSE, GOOD DAY SIR!

[@bolbyballinger]

"I'll go with Mongolia." Clicks on Thailand. "Is that Hong Kong?" It was actually Russia. This isn't just bad geography, this is . . . Advanced bad geography.

[@Daniel_Lancelin]

*Indochina/Southeast Asia

[@FidelCattto]

The tactics of rolling less than the max amount of dice you can use is you're forced to move that at least as many troops as you roll dice

[@Sybato]

FidelCatto i was curious about that

[@datownkidd]

Why does chilled play so dumb at times like why try and 1 vs 3

[@PsYcHoSiS11]

He's having fun with it bruh, relax lmfao

[@mlgcactus1035]

@@PsYcHoSiS11 dude you can have fun but play the game instead of being a dumbass

[@xPanda25]

This is the only video of Chilled's I have ever disliked. For one, there was no introduction into the game so it was extremely confusing to watch for the first like 10 minutes of the game. For two, Chilled acted like he did not have a brain, which usually he is good at making some smart plays in game...but in this he just made Smarty plays. For three, he just kept doing the same thing over and over again...even when it clearly was not working out for him. I do realize it was his first time playing, but the fact he did not use his brain like at all during this was just...difficult to watch

[@bodaciousb6233]

PLEASE DO THIS MORE OFTEN I LOVE RISK FACTIONS

[@Phoenixoflife56]

Tip: it’s always best to go the Australian continent because not only does it provide a continent bonus but it’s difficult as hell to capture once someone has fortified it not only that it’s the easiest continent bonus to get early on giving a slight advantage.

[@tonisarac2897]

Why keep troops in a continet which is protected by 4+ territiries and capital with 10+ troops. Move them out and take undefended or less defeded territories like those aroud sides capital before he got airfield

[@mattbenz99]

Fun fact: America is the 3rd largest country in the world. However, adding 1 billion extra people to the country would still make it the 3rd largest.

[@Kotiare]

looks like Chilled learned that you never put all of your reinforcements too far away from your front lines.

[@UltimateKyuubiFox]

21:00 Has a 12 in his capital. Allocates none of it to any of the countries he’s using to fight wars. Is shocked he keeps losing. Chilled logic. WTF. Make your war-countries stronger and crush your opponents with ease. What are you doing, man? This is my first time seeing this game and even I think that’s obvious. You’re gonna die, bro.

[@Timberwolfz7]

Just a tip, defend chokepoints, not territories. Those troops you put in Australia behind your capital could've been on the front lines winning you new territory.

[@Gouneas]

"We blew a lot of men."-Chilled 2020

[@JoaoMiguel-eb9ff]

Chilled advice dont let your tropa "die" on Australia u have 4 and 2's trops there move them to The front lines they are doing nothing you put trops in your boarders Soo u can put at least mental pressure on The others

[@wolfdusk2537]

I can remember the tales of tokyo nooch from 4 YEARS AGO... I'm a senior now and if anything my KZbin taste just added more cursing

[@BadDecisionTheBold]

Chilled, that is nowhere near Mongolia.

[@1976nighttrain]

"why are there americans in the middle...oh wait yea that makes sense." that got me

[@christiancampbell2880]

the number of dice you roll, is the number of armies you have to move to that territory when you beat it

[@christiancampbell2880]

at least that many

[@forgotn42]

Chilled's strategy of dropping everything in Southeast Asia was a super defensive one. It's a risky strategy because you don't usually want that many trips buried deep behind your front line, even if it is to protect a continent. If you've got a well-built front line, ~6 on Southeast Asia will do the job against all but the strongest opponents. More troops than that means you've got a lot of strength you can't use. But, it can work late game if you have a bad run like Chilled did around the halfway point. Having all of them back there means you've got a solid second chance (still a lot of troops, plus the continent bonus for decent drafts), but you have to be more aggressive because you rarely get a third chance. lol

[@stec3420]

It's so mildly infuriating "Well I guess the isolationist play is not what you want to do then?" " No." 'proceeds to big brain rest of the game.'

[@growlingscarab7]

my problem with this version of risk is that it's turn based, so if you're last in the rotation and everyone were to target you, it's hard to comeback from it. Anything you set up for your next turn could be taken out before you have the chance. I feels to be more more luck than strategy at times. Also that all territories are dished out from the start, there's no noman's land to attack

[@Aipe97]

I don't know why the others didn't tell chilled to stop putting troops in his capital when there was no imminent threats. He was the only one doing that mistake, so presumably everyone else knew not to do that.

[@optimslime]

I'm going to Mongolia he says as he clicks Vietnam

[@timelessmiracle4611]

Why is chilled stacking troops in Australia when he has double digit troops in Asia blocking the route to Australia?

[@MichaelBrown-sv8jv]

Chilled!!! Why!?!? Just why!?!? I've never yelled at my screen this much in my life!

[@shawnheatherly]

I am all for a second round of this now that you know more.

[@timothygiese6726]

Chilled, I hope you see this tip: when you get your soldiers, put them in the front line.

[@Dmobley9901]

I love RISK way too much to not watch this whole thing...I will withhold any rage I may have over stupid decisions.

[@MichaelBrown-sv8jv]

I was so mad I had to go play a game myself.

[@Sean_Bird]

Ah yes, Risk, a game of global domination, alliances and distrust, and supreme strategies. I have never been good at it. Hopefully Chilled is better then me at it.

[@Darek_B52]

See's chilled stacking troops away from the frontline...you sir may be better.

[@keroflobs]

Would love to see more of this game with this group and the derps

[@Error-nq9ud]

I was also 20 when I learned that the Mongols are still alive, because I learned that right now

[@bz6402]

Seems, a lot of people think Mongols are dead for some reason. Usually people get surprised when i tell them i'm Mongolian.

[@GlaurungTheGreat]

This is awesome. I'm so glad you played Risk, and I hope you'll play it again.

[@uberlord983]

1:33 Has Chilled never heard of the MIMAL? For those who are confused, if you look at Minnesota, Iowa, Missouri, Arkansas, & Louisiana, it looks like a Patriot. 5:11 The fact that Chilled came, saw, & conquered Australia all within the span of his 1st turn simultaneously amazes & frightens me.

[@Paper_Sunset]

After all these years Mr. Chaos I didn’t know you did giveaways until now!

[@curiouslook9115]

Loving these vids with speedy, Vick and side! Maybe another pummel party with some deep crew members also?

[@jamesfrey6136]

STOP ADDING EVERYTHING TO YOUR CAPITAL. think of it like this: you want the big numbers on the outside and the little numbers on the inside

[@jetstreamlynn3156]

"Speedy, you have Alaska! Invade him from Alaska!" Chilled. Sidearm has Alaska. That's the Russian Alaska you're talking about.

[@drew_in_hd5643]

HEY DO U KEEP WASTING UR TROOPS ON UR CAPITAL?! It literally does nothing but keep you from attacking or defending urself from the people around you like wtfffff r u doing 😩

[@TheTaintedWisdom]

21:01 - Since Chilled thought the Mongols were fake, I sincerely doubt this was meant to be a reference, but if I recall correctly, the Mongols *did* build ships to attack Japan and likely would've been successful had there not been a typhoon that wrecked the Mongols' forces. And don't quote me on this, but I think that was where the concept of "kamikaze" was first applied to warfare, as the term "Kamikaze" meant "Divine Winds", (again, don't quote me on that). Which is ironic because Chilled tried to do the same thing and similarly got wrecked.

[@hakuya14]

Great video, only thing I was bothered about is WHERE THE FUCK IS THE PHILIPPINES ON THE MAP?

[@mr.cup6yearsago211]

Chilled putting all of his soldiers on his capital where they can do absolutely nothing made me want to die. It’s got nothing to do with Risk, let alone this version of Risk. It’s basic fucking logic that you want to place your soldiers where they will actually be USEFUL.

[@hotlinerichard1986]

No offence you fellas are clearly pure brilliance but in this game all I hear is “Here’s a great idea”, “OH YEA WELL I HAVE OTHER PLANS!”

[@Boo-lt9kg]

You know I didn't wanna believe that Americans were terrible at geography and history...Now I'm certain of the fact.

[@jameskarg3240]

The cats dice haf to be loaded, THAT was just utter bullshit, THAT shouldnt ever fucking happen, ever

[@xLeechcraftx]

Chilled.. Chilled.. You're awesome, man, but c'mon.. Take a note from el presidente and reinforce your borders lol. They can't hit what they can't get to. On another note, would love to see more of this insanity.

[@-ism8153]

If anyone's looking for it, the second part is called "BAND TOGETHER or DIE! (Risk Factions)"

[@nilloc93]

chilled, you don't need a book, you need to buy a map of the world, personally I have one as a shower curtain. Or just play HOI4 and you'll be mostly sort of right. Regarding RISK tips The advantage to rolling less dice as the attack is that you HAVE to move as many armies as you rolled dice, so if you're invading into a dead end and you don't want to send all your guys there you can just roll 1 dice and a sinlge army can go there letting your stack continue on in a different direction (for example if you invade Japan while controlling the 2 access points you'll have effectively trapped your forces inside your own borders and will have to waste time maneuvering troops) You only need to take 1 territory each turn, its a 4 player game so as long as no one except you controls a continent and you have ~13 territories you can just take one territory and build up your forces, no one wins a game of risk quickly, just keep the other players from getting a lock on the northern 3 continents and build yourself up.

[@SilviaNight99]

I've always wanted to play Risk (the board game) but felt a bit intimidated. Seeing this version makes me feel better about trying it. And everyone is mentioning how Chilled stacked all his troops in one area...even I had a bad feeling about that call. But it's his first game 💁 I hope you play more Chilled!

[@evelynd9240]

"Oh is that Hong Kong?" he asks. HOW THE FUCK?! I'm sorry y'all need some basic geography lessons holy shit.

[@jakehamer441]

Has chilled ever played VDiplomacy? Would LOVE to see that. It's basically risk on PC

[@jamieleepescini2675]

0:36 I feel so sad... my country isn't on that map. But it's also funny that everyone keeps on forgetting that it's there. Like not even 4 hours away from Aussie.

[@TheXSCMx]

Next time you feel like playing Risk, can you and the rest of the Derp Crew play Risk Legacy on Tabletop Simulator? That version of the game has consequences from each round/match that affect the ones after it, and it has crazy factions such as a team that rides bears into battle and aliens.

[@PsYcHoSiS11]

Holy shit, the amount of backseat gaming in the comment section is cringe lmfao, I'm sure he's aware now that the game is over that stacking his capital wasn't a great idea but let him do what he wants, first game on let him make his own mistakes ffs. Nothing worse than a bunch of people who play the game regularly bitching and whining about something you don't know about. Yes it is a little bit annoying to watch but so was EVERY game he's ever played for the first time... I'm sure if you had an audience watching you play a game for the first time you'd get berated too.

[@Sammuroth]

Like I legit can't tell if they are all that stupid or just putting on a show. I knew the strategy behind risk on my first time playing. Strategy can't affect the rolls but come on this game is basically Risk. I don't understand how anyone can be this clueless.

[@remiliascarletdevil8198]

I was that STEM student who performed well in all sorts of history class but bombed the exams at the end of the year. If you want to know how bad my history knowledge is, I once thought Napoleon and Hitler existed in the same time period.

[@bigguygamer733]

He should have secured Australia by sticking 5 troops in his capital then made an immediate push to unite Asia, if he had been able to unite and keep Asia for a couple of turns, he would have basically had a guaranteed win. Asia is pretty easy to hold if you grab that chunk of Russia in Europe, reducing your front to 3 tiles.

[@davidpeabody3429]

I love risk personally just never had anyone to play with

[@MichaelBrown-sv8jv]

I own the actual board game and the new version on Xbox one. It's hard to find people to play these days.

[@dragex6582]

Same here. I'd play by myself when I was younger lol

[@MichaelBrown-sv8jv]

Used to go to a friend's house and take over the kitchen table. Would play an hour or two a day after school.

[@davidpeabody3429]

@@MichaelBrown-sv8jv yah i own the original box and game. Just wish my parents would play more. My father has the attention span of a small fish when it co.es to board games

[@Teirnid]

I'm not one to talk smack Chilled but your not very good at risk man. You need to build walls of troops at key defense points. And know when to stop fighting.

[@peewee130946]

Man this was so tough to watch speedy was about to kill Vick when he went to attack north Africa because had he killed North Africa he would have swept through South America

[@bunkermonk6981]

FUCK YES! Hahaha I get to watch these guys playing risk now!?! This is a great day!

[@Sybato]

I can see why people don't like Risk, it seems super RNG aside from allocating troops 30:15 for example

[@Johnnyhitman411]

Ok so i'm gonna try to give chilled a little advice, If you have an entire continent (like he had Australia) under his control he should have a large amount defending that zone but he should have an invasion force (if his capital had 3 armies and he was given 10 he should put maybe 3 more armies on his capital and the rest on an area near a large sum of weak countries) so he can go on a war path through lands to gain way more ground.

[@fredericororiz6500]

In Brazil we play this game a lot, in board game format, it's called War and everyone, usually, plays it as a child. It's so fun to see chilled playing and being so lost and oh lord is he bad a geography lol

[@DarkBunnyLord]

I see this is the first time chilled has ever played risk with those third round plays. Jesus that wasn’t bad luck it was just dumb, never attack without a dice advantage since you loose ties. It was painful to watch the first time he did it, by like the 7th time in a single turn attacking with equal or fewer troops I was starting to wonder if chilled was even paying any attention to what was going on.

[@Techmarine2135]

Chilled please stop just reinforcing your capital it doesn't help you when you have those troops just sitting there.

[@theronerdithas2944]

Omg yes I have always wanted you to play this game. A sunday morning surprise, but a welcome one, Chilly willy

[@alphreydo]

Hmm I see you're using the stack all of your units into worthless locations and fight battles you have a low probability of winning strat.

[@danielanderson12321]

Borders most important , they gotta go through borders to get your capital, should be ratio 4:1, move all your forces from aussiland to the frontlines

[@Theviewer100]

Eyh, iceland is in this game. That’s my country, nothing bad ever happens there anymore :)

[@sierrapenman]

i know its already filmed but chilled stop killing yourself by putting half your army on capital just to move them at end so madd

[@Nofsleft]

General Jerome, JeromeASF, would have conquered the world by the end of this video or driven everyone else insane lol.

[@cheesevampire110123]

29:47 begins realising he doesn't know how to play the game and starts doing what chilled does best; making (fake) alliances and talking his way out of it

[@wero2661]

People complaining about a guy who doesnt know how to play the game *100% of comments*

[@chrisamsberry6011]

The ChilledChaos consultancy firm is going for world domination!

[@Phoenixoflife56]

I can’t believe how not only did no one get eliminated but also how remarkably even things played out

[@shiloh1994]

Today I learned that chilled doesn't know shit about geography.

[@TheEyeofTheTide]

Love this game. Hate the lack of geographical understanding.

[@MalcomTidus]

Chilled, you are amazing at Monopoly but terrible at Risk.

[@nessajean6504]

Only argument I have is to move the cam to the lower right so we all can see the opponent’s face. That’s all

[@roccocrocko1835]

This game is like War the board game but you have to take over the whole world not just an objective

[@westinian5502]

It’s been so long since I’ve seen speedy and sidearms damn it’s been awhile since those old call of duty days *sigh*

[@autumntiki]

I watched the conquest of Nooch when it happened :o used to be big fans of The Pack and friends

[@brakskilla2609]

Please can you make more vids of this game??It's soo fun to watch!

[@v9volcanoblur580]

anyone know hwere the tokyo nooch episode can be watched? Ive been looking for literal months lol

[@alanwestmoreland6152]

17:53 *resistance attack on skynet base in Houston, colorized, 2030*

[@Pororogo72]

Man I read the title ‘Risk’ and I got excited thinking this was gonna be a Risk of Rain 2 video

[@Brainz1116]

Can someone put either the title or the link to the video that vikstarr was talking about where that one guy settled in Japan then took over.

[@konewhatsthenamespolicy6308]

If only this game had an actual player base. Can’t find anyone to play with on pc

[@ravagetraities5523]

by 24 min in chilled want from chunker to flunker....