YOU GOT NO TANK TEGRIDY! (ShellShock Live w/ Friends)

[@ThisIsToXiN]

Nov 2, 2019 - Today John learned; he can use the arrow keys in Shellshock.

[@antonioguevara1238]

He also learned what the word integrity means, 10 years later then his peers unfortunately.

[@Sybato]

If Smarty was a Spongebob character, he would be Patrick As for everyone else: Chilled would be Mr. Krabbs Galm would be Squidward Ze is Spongebob Aphex is Plankton Tom is Larry or Sandy

[@BanilyaGorilya]

Sybato Aphex fits Plankton beautifully.

[@xxmax7777xx]

Tom fits as Larry so well.

[@anantyopras3365]

Does Tay part of the crew yet? If yes, her temper fits Sandy quite properly lol

[@tuomaskallio5766]

This is surpsingly accurate. Almost to a disturbing level if you think about it.

[@Misanthropolis]

@@anantyopras3365 No. Tay is just an extra.

[@Dan_Geer_]

9:00 that moment when Chilled has a 2x, a foe under a shield.....and he doesn’t just drop his dual roller behind him.

[@shyowl3453]

Dan Geer I was thinking that, it would’ve been a pretty easy shot to hit tbh

[@Josey_WaIes]

smarty smarty smarty... how many hours does he have in game without knowing he can use the arrow keys

[@tkalle1299]

At least 7

[@ZeroTheWeirdo2186]

Sometimes its hard to watch smarty play. Really, really hard lol, but you'd think he would have tried at some point in the hundreds of hours he has in this game.

[@PersonOfRandomnesss]

To be fair, he hasn't ever needed to try the arrow keys.

[@demoniclsayer]

It is like his level doesn't reflect his experience. Usually when you are that high of the level, you should at least know the basic.

[@carloslacedelli8571]

Smarty keeps surprising me over and over again... Not in a good way either.

[@dboyr3133]

I love chilled no homo but this guy uploads everyyy Day for us even the top KZbinrs don't daily upload and I just hope he realizes how much we enjoy his content, please never stop uploading chilled (he's such an underrated yter he only gets about 80k views this man deserves millionssss)

[@therwbyfamilton8023]

I’m honestly glad Chilled doesn’t know about Trasha Paytas. Chilled! If you see this, she didn’t bring Muckbang! It existed in Korea!

[@BakaBoiGaming]

Yeah but now he thinks she brought mukbangs to America 😧

[@HadrixEvonGlory]

I didn't know about her either. Then I decided to look her up. Is she supposed to look like a Botox Barbie?

[@therwbyfamilton8023]

@Tigranes Gryphen That’s years of Drugs, and hoeing around gets you. Listen to the H3H3 podcast and you’ll see her whole personality in 2 hours.

[@BakaBoiGaming]

@@HadrixEvonGlory I guess I don't know much about her what I do know is she's insane, liar, stupid, and an attention seeker. She loves being in controversy and a few people say she's doing a bit or playing a character and I mean sometimes she is but look what happened after the Nash break up or the shut she said about Dobrik. I think she used yo be a model or cam girl or something which is why her face looks the way it does

[@oskarcolumb]

The fact that Chilled chose the smart snipe at 9:04 actually angered me

[@ianjordan8964]

Why

[@usagifang]

@@ianjordan8964 could have used the ying yang since it fires shots over and under ground.

[@SPOOKiE_GRND]

I always try to tell myself that I've been numbed by the forever accumulating dumb things that Smarty does. But he always seems to surprise me on the "Why are you like this!?!" meter.

[@johnbracewell3700]

he called them friends in the lobby he loves them

[@remiliascarletdevil8198]

*"mmMM puniSHMENT~ i dO LiKe iT rOUgH"* _We knew, Chilly._

[@thebitten1]

Finally got myself Shellshock after watching you play it these past few years. Now your videos are entertainment and instructive!

[@austinhodges6253]

Hey the full intro is back I’m happy 😊

[@chilledchaos]

Do we want the full Intro? I feel like it wastes your time so I was cutting it down. But im okay with bringing the whole intro back (and maybe changing it in 2020) if thats what peeps want :D

[@willgarvin1538]

Honestly Chilled, yeah! It's a nice way to get in a sort of vibing, video watching mood at night (which is when I watch your videos.) The general Grays and easy bass beats are pretty rockin. Please bring it back! I really like it.

[@ihavenousername6340]

ChilledChaos it’s not what the people want it’s what they need

[@vincentthendean7713]

@@chilledchaos An art lift of the old intro might strike a balance between something fresh and nostalgia. Just like a Disney remake!

[@ItWasAnAccident]

@@chilledchaos put Easter eggs in the intro please

[@CoffeeMatt10]

What has it been, 3 years that you guys have been playing Shellshock, and Smarty is JUST finding out that you can use the arrow keys? Does he know you can cycle through weapons with W and S? And space to lock in?

[@Misanthropolis]

I mean not knowing the weapon cycle thing could be forgivable since it is a waste of time, same goes for Space to lock in.

[@SteamedPickles]

So happy that shellshock is on PS4 now. Love the videos chilled!

[@Pon1bcd]

that's cool I didn't know

[@SteamedPickles]

@@Pon1bcd I wish it was advertised more because not many people play on ps4 :(

[@Pon1bcd]

Donald Trump's Toupee I wish it was too didn’t know till now, this game would do really well if it was advertised more.

[@michaelsnapp66]

On xbox as well. Decent community

[@Pon1bcd]

michaelsnapp66 xbox community is a shit show except for maybe like two games.

[@generictimestamperstupendi9021]

Intro probably should've put wind.... Especially on a map like this. 0:22 turn one bouncy ball , aphex succulent fucked my direct shot , WTF is a succulent millennial 1:09 I shot myself

[@generictimestamperstupendi9021]

2:20 ish shockshell where's your tegridy!

[@generictimestamperstupendi9021]

3:40 "what are you talking about I do it all the time" alright Aphex Seinfeld

[@generictimestamperstupendi9021]

4:25 circumcised Stanley

[@generictimestamperstupendi9021]

4:35 wanna level up guppies... To fish?

[@generictimestamperstupendi9021]

5:02 where's mukbang from?

[@Sybato]

Chilled: I have 'tegrity towards animals Also Chilled: Bugs aren't animals

[@jetpackdino5703]

I like the guy that makes your thumbnails

[@FrancisHatesStairs]

While we have succulents on the mind, remember... *_GreyStillPlays shaved a cactus._* Don't believe me? kzbin.info/www/bejne/q6HRYYt9hLVmlas

[@shawnheatherly]

Won't lie, I love that Chilled always breaks his evil character when it comes to animals.

[@_SweetCheeks_]

At 14:56 chilled and smarty both fire the same weapon and do the same amount of damage too.

[@Lonezewolf]

Chilled is picking up the southern accent.

[@akumuryuu]

9:00, I was on the verge of screaming "oddball". That was the only weapon that could bounce back and was the obvious choice.

[@notchmath9642]

Akumu Ryuu Dual roller would have been good too, and I think better in that situation in such a large flat land

[@akumuryuu]

@@notchmath9642 Yeah, but I'm still waiting for them to level oddball up, so when an opportunity for it to shine arrives and they ignore it for something that could never work, it just hurts.

[@Sketchy-Looking_Duck]

Oh boy, Canadian-Italian Chilled is back!

[@KanuckStreams]

"It's a bitch move." "I'll go the bitch move! I'M A BITCH!" "WE'RE BETTER THAN THAT APHEX!" "TOO LATE!"

[@SpicyButterflyWings]

Chilled wanted to give Smarty a szappo when he saw Smarty was holding out with his bees

[@daneanderson8547]

I miss galm lock-on technology

[@OriginalLofiBeats]

8:50 *currently screaming at my screen to tell him to fire duel roller*

[@kurtislachance9958]

Smarty began with promise and hope and then blew it all away

[@ladaf1660]

Am I the only one who enjoys chilled’s rage?

[@TheTaintedWisdom]

So Smarty learned that you can use the arrow keys in this game after how many years? Just wait till he learns that you can fire shots in Tanks by pressing the only button on an Atari 2600 controller, that's gonna blow his goddamn *mind!*

[@Techthulhu]

I would Love to see the Derp Crew play Barotrauma with Traitor Mode on.

[@buntiangingo]

Amazing thumbnail

[@nerowolf1234]

Greatest ending to an episode ? Lol

[@TheKolikolik]

Wait a second... You mean to tell me... that Smarty has been playing for this long... and HASN'T USED HIS ARROW KEYS???

[@Junglehunter677]

You got no tegridy.......now it just so happens......

[@jakewhite6003]

I'm just happy to be here

[@erikflores72]

Show clip of him yeeting a turtle off a cliff lmao

[@lost7149]

"IM A BITCH" -Aphex 2019

[@ForTheLoveOfLoot]

Smarties oof moments are infinite and beyond mortal comprehension.....

[@reese1719]

I was about to go to sleep . . . But meh. Chilled uploaded.

[@scootthepoot2692]

Muuuccckbanggg smarty the new godamn it smarty quote

[@1Okoya1]

Why do you hate the Stream weapons? those things are amazingly brutal at dishing out damage

[@Sybato]

Why did you quicksand when John told you he was using the bees?

[@jjmartinez1217]

because he actually wanted them to take damage that turn?

[@Darkpurity4]

Wow Chilled Tricia isn't welcome?! Well I never wanted to visit anyway

[@damystery123]

You don't want to know who Trisha is, Chilled lol

[@Tigerfire75]

Can we ask those fire ants about Chilled's treatment of animals? I think he made Nagasaki look like a joke with what he did to those animals.

[@blackrose1952]

DAMMIT SMARTY!!!!!

[@lewisgeorgejenkins7974]

Aphex is the Latin Smarty.

[@Darnitguy]

Smarty would be Patrick Star

[@Sybato]

I thought you were somehow going to turn "chop down his cherry tree" as a euphemism similar to "pop his cherry"

[@kevinoliver3347]

I'm normally not here for another few hours

[@Crazyness1994]

Mukbang isn't just social eating... It's excessive eating.

[@AceHardy]

👑

[@Bob_Smith]

Boo doo doo doo chilled chaos!

[@shadowhunter2275]

Can play more town of Salem please

[@mattrazo2684]

hi chilled!

[@venomsempire2434]

I forgot that ze is Canadian

[@Madness0120]

Oh, this is recent.

[@ballmilk8820]

That map: :0

[@jpt5135]

I was just watching tons of South park episodes. Then this video with south park inspired title comes out... God is pulling some strings or some shit...

[@ProtoXenoGen]

lol he brought up the problems blizzard is having

[@bjjcomg]

Who tf doesn't know what integrity means

[@ProbBugEaten]

Chilled please please PLEASE play a 4.08 game. id love to see yall suffer

[@miguelrodriguez8013]

Tegrity farma

[@AlexLopez-iq2nm]

What happen to sea nanners

[@GiovanniPrince]

Well, at least Aphex admits it.

[@gm7920]

Hey chilled

[@vincentpemberton3749]

Smarty!!!! Really?! I don't play the game and I know you can use arrow keys... It's 2019 ffs!! You can probably bind those keys to be ALT + F4 if you really wanted... (Please Chilled make him do that... Please!)

[@DRINKIWHISKY]

#GODDAMNITSMARTY!

[@BakaBoiGaming]

I hate how Smarty gave out the false info of Mukbangs being popularized or brought over to the states by Trisha Potato when there are KZbinrs, streamers, Korean Americans, and even Korean Streamers who actually been doing it long b4 her

[@ItWasAnAccident]

Chilled please reach out to TwoPercentSkimm

[@naziproximity4047]

Yes Ong I hope they collab sometime

[@aaronaiyathurai8437]

But skimm is actually good as TOS, Chilled's been playing for years and somehow still doesn't know what he's doing.

[@ItWasAnAccident]

@@aaronaiyathurai8437 lol exactly chilled needs all the help he can get for tos. I love to see him play but I cringe at his methods

[@celestialshimmer3169]

Chilly Willy *NOTICE ME SENPAI*

[@twilightspire9983]

I don’t think John wants Trisha Payes in his house at all...

[@inkythesillydemonbendyslit1632]

Heya

[@RailgunCyclops]

Once again, Smarty shows off his complete idiocy to everyone. Hundreds of hours in shell shock and he didn’t even know you can use the arrow keys? Smfh

[@natalielanders868]

Yay

[@kevinoliver3347]

Looks like I'm early

[@brandonbritobb]

Anyone who says first is a bot

[@Blue-qu1nf]

first

[@brandonbritobb]

@@Blue-qu1nf look here you little shit 🤣

[@emmo11]

chilled please look up trisha paytas for my wellbeing

[@bigmike667]

First

[@celestialshimmer3169]

OMG OMG OMG I'm first😆😆😆😆😆😭😭😭😭😭

[@spectrum4524]

Yeah, Blizzard's integrity is shot due to the recent events... Can't say I'm surprised though. It doesn't matter if Blizzard is owned by EA or Activision, neither goliaths have integrity.

[@dragontrace7569]

First

[@niclas3672]

Wow this is still a thing people do?

[@dragontrace7569]

@@niclas3672 yep

[@niclas3672]

@@dragontrace7569 Well you're right I guess haha. I wounder if people will still be doing this in 50 years

[@dragontrace7569]

@@niclas3672 probably