Police Are Useless, £4 Million A Year For BBC Show, Clacton Smells of ‘Something’

[@nigelreid5486]

Anyone who works wherever it may be has my absolute respect. I have worked hard for 40 years and have earned both for my family and society via taxes. It's a shame the BBC and Gary Lineker don't have to work for their millions.

[@headshot6959]

Spot on working in McDonalds. How many people are working in well-paid jobs where, academically, they ought to be stacking shelves? And how many people who spent years at University getting in debt - _are_ stacking shelves because their degrees are worthless? If you've got bills to pay, you do what you have to. Nothin' wrong with a humble job because we've all either been there or could end up there.

[@thetopcat8946]

I agree, it doesn't matter as long as bills are paid. Too many snobs now I guess. I think they might change their minds soon, next few years are going to get a bit tougher on us all. We work where we can make money to survive at the end of the day

[@Gazzxy]

agree too.. had some crackin jobs in my time. but here I am working away in a warehouse.. as far as jobs go the pay is pretty reasonable.. however compared to other things Ive done I go home at the end of the day, once I leave work its out of my head, the stress level is almost non existent. not gona lie am hooked haha, only problem is as am reasonably intelligent and have a work ethic the cheeky buggers are sneaking in more responsibility haha... its more money I suppose haha doubt the stress level will ever compare to my old jobs

[@kevinfroude8679]

I think it's good for people to experience jobs of all sorts - it breeds humility and an understanding of what other people have to do to earn a living.

[@handyandy6050]

I suggest university degrees are not useless - apparently they are very absorbent.

[@SidBonkers51]

When in my 20's i lost my job and with rent and living bills to pay I needed a job quickly, took a job as a petrol station cashier, within a year I was the manager of the garage. I stayed there another 4 years before moving on to pastures new. Nothing wrong with taking a low paid job, you do what you have to do.

[@ginqueen6748]

I'm 73 and on my 3rd year of being licence free. Thank you Chili 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

[@dougieroberts7045]

Amazingly honesty, total respect. Country is a disgrace, the police are the laughing stock of the world.

[@laceandwhisky]

That's the problem John police will only investigate if you give them all the evidence otherwise they give you a crime number case closed and your insurance premiums go up for claiming. if it was a celebrity or an MP they'd be all over it and that is fact

[@thermion7869]

They are lazy, and that goes right to the top. The job is a means to and end (early pension at our expense.

[@laceandwhisky]

@@thermion7869 yep and no skills in how to investigate look at Madeline McCann's case it was an all paid holiday and blame it on a German child pervert

[@alanfrost4661]

The Rainbow PoLICE fARSE

[@derekthomley6809]

Jon ,the BBC sold off our sporting heritage,no horse racing,no boxing,no darts,no motor racing,the list goes on,thankyou for the videos.

[@handyandy6050]

You don't wanna hack off older people. The older they get, the less a life sentence is a deterrent!

[@jackywhite880]

You're right about police. I'm almost 80. Three or so years ago, I suddenly found my wallet missing in a supermarket. As I'd just paid for some groceries, the loss was clearly limited to a 2-minute time slot at or around the checkout. I asked the supermarket to check their cameras. They were 'too busy' right now - I'd need to call back later. I reported the loss to the local police station - about 100 yards away. They were 'too busy' right now - I'd need to call back later. I called on both 4 days later. Neither party had 'found time' to check 2 minutes of cctv footage. Or to put it another way - none of them could be @rsed! A week's pension down the tubes. If it hadn't been for my two sons, I'd have been up dung creek without propulsion that week.

[@lesblack8996]

The best thing about still working after a big lottery win is knowing you don't *have* to. Psychology is everything

[@nscuthbert]

Fun to watch Chilli. 🎉 By the way the sound was fine, very little wind noise. Chilli out 🌶.

[@pam164]

Best way to not txt an ex is delete number, I have done that many a time and regretted it lol

[@jdraver]

best way is to block and delete lol

[@headshot6959]

Thankfully my breakups have been so nasty they just hang straight up on me if I drunk-dial them.

[@oldfatbastad6053]

im 55 and 1.3mill would last me the rest of my life

[@Stigman101]

yes it would

[@neiljohnson4763]

Clacton, another very British seaside town. Waft of donuts, candy floss. Mmm mmm. Great vlog!

[@ChilliJonCarne]

Clacton often wafts of other smells sadly

[@francismorrissey8424]

That’s hilarious. Ex-texting is next level drunk. Just out of curiosity, how did her current partner react to your unrequited harassment of his girlfriend?

[@ChilliJonCarne]

She’s not replaced me yet.

[@danisaac]

Got rid of my license a couple years ago after finding your channel Jon, I’ve since got a several friends on board and mum & dad too. I have been telling mum and dad not to worry and if visited to say ‘no thanks’ and close the door only for them to turn up while I was there myself working on her actual front door at the time and couldn’t close it on them! of all the times they could have turned up! I had to say no thanks and bye 3 times before he gave up asking if we have a TV while on my knees working on the door threshold with mum stood behind me I then turned round to mum and said that’s your first visit dealt with then 😂🤣 True story happened last week. Keep up the good work👍

[@DB-np2vg]

I like this format the best of all. Well done John it's nice to see different places.

[@ivormectin.3046]

Police are here for 2 reasons.. Collect fines and provide protection for corporate interests Baton peaceful protesters heads in at protests or demonstrations.

[@handyandy6050]

I suggest you are pretty much spot on. Their purpose appears to be to enforce govt will on the public, rather than protect and serve the public. I suggest every officer needs to have a good long look at the world they appear to be policing into existance.

[@cassandrade-wolfe6926]

Respect for all the help and the walkabout videos. You are so laid back in your attitude, and calm, its a joy to watch you. If i was taking about the BBC I'd be spitting fire theough clenched teeth 😂. Not a good look for an English 🌹🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 rose!! 👍 Good work.

[@noelward8047]

Nice walkabout. Quality stuff.

[@neildavis6819]

Big hugs for texting the ex

[@MrJools70]

Oh god,The Drunk Txt,been there lol,Seems like an absolutely brilliant idea at the time,best one you`ve ever had until the morning

[@handyandy6050]

I reckon the Police are deliberately witholding all the positive stories about them. All about modesty.

[@Jiayne1335]

in my 3rd year of no tv licence,because i saw your channel 3 years ago and decided to make the decision there and then,i did fill the bbc crap on line which covered my for 2 years and didnt hear anything,now im getting the letters,which are filed in the recycling bin,if i should get a capita sales person knock i will simply say no thank you and shut the door.oh i have unattached my tvs from the aerial and unplugged all tv,i only watch youtube and amazon prime.thank you for your help.

[@gravelbags2479]

Someone should make a TV that blocks the BBC broadcasts, that way you can cancel without worrying about a visit

[@lesblack8996]

I think we've all done the ex text at all hours thing after over imbibing 😆 I certainly did in my youth

[@johnclarke2997]

Channel 4 would do Song of Praise to meet the public service requirements and so long as the cost of making the programme is low enough. But the BBC had taken that programme from being Prime Time on Sunday to something so devalued it may as well not be shown.

[@Hugh248]

When i watch Sky News stuff etc on KZbin, i watch it after it has finished the live stream. Keep up the good work, you're doing an excellent job.

[@JackDinn]

Walking where i began my life is most nostalgic, that was a lifetime ago. Nothing much changes, except i did see Jaywick on another of your vids, and it looked like there are actual tarmac roads inside the village now, lol.

[@ChilliJonCarne]

They did a good job on the roads of jaywick. Buildings are going up too. I’ll go back in a couple of weeks I was born in clacton too

[@JackDinn]

@@ChilliJonCarne I was at Colbain's through the 80's, I doubt we ever met even if you did go to Colbains as you only look in your 20's 😜 , fun days. Yea, I watch all your videos, I don't really know why because i ditched all TV nearly 25 years ago, but It's fun to laugh. I used to keep all the "love letters" from the tvl and had a massive leaver arch folder full of them, but i got board of that after some years and threw them away. I have never had a visit (touch wood, not that i would care) but i think that's because of 2 reasons. 1. I live in the god darn middle of nowhere, so there is no profit to sending someone out just for me, cost them more in petrol ^^. 2. My address is a "black hole", post might come in but nothing including information ever goes out. Keep up the great content, You are doing work that someone must do to try and help the old'ns & young mothers who are mostly targeted by these bullies. Trying to re-educate/de-program the masses must seem like an impossible task, going against the money, power & years of indoctrination of the bbc. The only problem that I see is that the bbc is far too useful as the government's mouthpiece. I believe they will just move the licence into another tax or payment, like council tax etc. What will you do then? Anyhow, Keep it up (keep producing content too 😁)

[@patriciaangeles4816]

I remember going to Butlins, Clacton as a child ((over 60 years ago!). Looks like it’s gone down hill a bit 😂 We cancelled our TV License years ago thanks to chilli. Love from a revolting old person 👍🏻

[@handyandy6050]

Audis covered in graffiti? How awful.

[@tech10k14]

If only those yob vandals had misgendered the family online, the riot vans would have been scouring the county.

[@martinwalker3088]

Another great chat Jon and not a problem with the sound.

[@keegan773]

I remember the good old days when the Police used to keep the peace, arrest criminals and tell whingers to piss off and grow up.

[@Ralphs-House]

Trouble is, those rate for writers on BBC Radio don't include the commission you'd have to pay to an agent, and the BBC won't even look at you unless you have an agent.

[@bellowsmain6762]

Yep, I'm liking the walk about presentation and the varied subject matter.

[@stephenduffell443]

Once again excellent.

[@sogra8264]

You can get £2000 per week interest on 1.3 million.

[@essexanglosaxon3949]

at 4 yesterday you could have me me in the BSA fo a pint , my round john. i bet you know who runs the pier and the well known bloke who runs the chippie on the pier. keep up the good work john.

[@westyham1]

I remember that detector van advert, where they say to each other in the van with headphones on, THEY ARE IN THE FRONT ROOM WATCHING COLUMBO 😂😂😂😂 are you old enough to remember that chili?

[@rbrowne2998]

I used to like the Eurovision. This year I watched it, not live, on KZbin. It was broadcast from Swedish TV. Compared to the old Terry Wogan BBC and his talking 30 seconds into the song it was a dream.

[@bigjoeangel]

£1.3M, Nah not enough for my liking. If I won that I'd spend it all on Euromillions tickets, cos you gotta speculate to accumulate. See I'm clever me.

[@frankday1234]

If she really is Madeline, the McCanns are off the hook.

[@mightbeanybody]

In today's papers - Capita have a £456m contract to collect and enforce the BBC TV licence fee (figure from Bidstats).

[@cherylmcnair5594]

Keep up the good work Jon 👍😊

[@stananders474]

Regarding the graffiti. Big house. Big cars. No cctv. I can't believe that.

[@alastairforsyth3820]

Is the number of people (many thousands) not paying for tv licence not on bbc news.

[@stevewallace1387]

I'm in Clacton next Sat afternoon for a week every Easter my partner and I go to a BB there we like it as good memories there as a kid we had a caravan in Highfield and as an adult took my kids there taking the grandchildren this summer for the first time I will always have a soft spot for it have a good week mate

[@Woodman-Spare-that-tree]

24:00 Typical British spring weather behind you 😂

[@justmrpat]

1.3 not enough? Are you kidding ?It would be moire than enough for us

[@Nicole-Faith]

I've just had to have a lot of interactions with police recently because of anti social and nuisance behaviour from the neighbours children round here. Anyway to cut a long story short one of the police officers that came round looked at me like I was an alien and was totally dismissive. Infuriating really. I've put in a complaint (probably I shouldn't have bothered). I think that Polish girl genuinely believes she is Madeline but I hope she gets some therapy exploring what is going on with her beliefs and or why...

[@sogra8264]

Ask the BBC why they did not show PANODRAMA to the public, starring John Sweeney.

[@MrCraig9574]

Love your content, legend!

[@davidlewis1680]

Little Madeline was borne with a flash in her right eye . This would have stayed with her for life . Just look at her eye for authenticity, job done.

[@tonytasker489]

I watched Country File the other evening around my inlaws. I decided I'd have a drink everytime the words "Climate Change" was mentioned. I was ratted by the end of the programme.

[@brian8066]

fancy wanting to be related to parents that went drinking leaving toddlers alone to be stolen, the parents should have been charged with child neglect at the very least

[@MrGeoffHilton]

Hi Jon, love our little chats.

[@AurumEtAes]

51 episodes of Songs of Praise @ £4 million is £78,432.25 each. I’d imagine the specials would cost more than the regular episodes though.

[@harpersmythe658]

I saw the ‘old people are revolting’ I thought it was really funny, I didn’t see it as offensive AND I AM AN OLD PERSON, I will be 70 this year, but I don’t act it, I have always said 18 till I die 😂😂. Pay no attention to the PC and woke brigade, they lead very sad lives. I like this new style of video, just walking and talking, please keep it up. I am envious of your Scottish trip, I haven’t been for a few years and I love it up there. That’s where my family came from. Enjoy your trip 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@marcobrian1619]

IV just had one with Humberside police, e left house with alot of my personal things.... Rang police, came to mine....told them who had done it, where she works and where my things are. 8wks later, was told investigation was on hold as they couldn't find her....... bloody joke!!!! Did pass comment to pc that if she had been snapped speeding you'd soon find her new address!!!!!!

[@michaeljackson5914]

Keep up the good work,kudos.

[@peterdurnien9084]

Yep, but if there is a report of a man in public with a camera there will a big bunch turn up.

[@rudeboy0132]

Nice👍👍👍😎

[@jamescoburn6789]

I'm Lord Lucan. I'm booked on Loose Women tomorrow afternoon.

[@YolaWells]

With all this high tech today you would think they would have detectors knowing what people are watching goons were meant to visit me yesterday but never turned up do wander if they are on strike although I gave up licence legally last year they hounded me every month with our fail I love my u tube channels also my lovely get a warmer coat you are making me feel cold ❤ x

[@johnnicolson467]

When Scotland leaves the UK which will be soon the BBC will not be used so factor this in the costs

[@lesblack8996]

What are the benefits do you think?

[@lesblack8996]

None ......... fair enough 😆

[@geoffreynoble-pz4ud]

well not been to clacton for a long time i use to go there in 70/80 to a firm there, was all ways cold but good vid keep them coming good luck keep safe

[@Woodman-Spare-that-tree]

Thanks for the BBC rates for writing a play. I’ll have to see what I can come up with 😂

[@themole1944]

Love the videos good and honest reviews

[@mrobo9037]

GOONS have the lowest value of fairness, they don't deserve, me, being polite to them and, in over 20 years, without a TV TAX license, 3 visits, from GOONS, I ain't NICE @ ALL, never had a problem with this!

[@j0hnf_uk]

How exactly do you, 'terrorise', a car? Vandalise, maybe, but cause, 'terror', to an inanimate object? A slight over-dramatisation of language in order to make the story out to be something more than it actually is, I fear. The motives behind this could be anything. The police, as expected, really aren't interested in such things. Unless they can literally, 'cop', someone committing crimes, they seem to lack the incentive to actually investigate such incidents, merely issuing crime numbers for insurance purposes and conveniently moving on. They expect the public at large to do the leg-work involved in such cases, and when that dries up, (as it invariably does), they lose all interest. The fact that the police get paid to do such things as part of their job is overlooked in favour of other less strenuous duties that don't involve having to make their presence felt in areas where these crimes are committed. Although, in this case, you'd think they'd make an exception considering the area it's in, but it seems even that doesn't motivate them, now. The BBC only ever pay lip service to these announcements of claiming to do this, that or the other to, 'improve', services, presumably as a way of trying to justify the hiked-up licence fee amount. It's all words, of course, and they're just carry on doing what they've been doing, regardless. Any changes will be superficial at best with the extra income generated going toward bumping up salaries that are already grossly inflated above the average earning wage. Their definition of, 'value', obviously differs from the rest of us. That woman claiming to be Madeline McCann is an obvious fraudster who needs dealing with by the appropriate authority. And, any monies they've scammed off various media outlets needs to be donated to a suitable charity. But, not one of the faceless corporate ones, of course. I can guarantee once the DNA tests come back and it shows she not who she claims to be, she'll suddenly disappear, taking her ill-gotten gains with her. I think 1.3 million would be enough to set yourself up comfortably, however, what remains of the fortune would probably not allow to never having to work again, purely because of the cost of up-keep on everything you bought. If they wanted to be modest to the point where the only difference it makes to their lives would be the acceleration of attaining a house and a modest degree of comfort, then they could possibly scrape by. But even then, they would probably have to supplement it in some way, just to be on the safe side. 1.3 isn't an enormous amount, but it would help in ensuring a certain degree of comfort. Those stupid enough to waste it on exorbitant items would, of course, run out of funds in no time at all. And probably end up worse off than they were beforehand.

[@ianherd569]

The BBC cannot have much longer to live

[@thetopcat8946]

Listening while typing btw.. I'm sure amusements cost a bloody fortune now 😮.

[@ChilliJonCarne]

depends what you play i guess

[@thetopcat8946]

@@ChilliJonCarne Yeah probably. When mine were young it was expensive then. Have two grandkids and prefer to let their parents take them. 😂👍🏼

[@garyhart6421]

£4 million for a prog... nobody watches !

[@thejoneseys]

Texting the ex 😂 isn't she a bit far away for a booty call 🤦🏻‍♀️ I reckon your invisibility might be your cars colour. I had a white ford escort as my first car and I swear some days people simply couldn't see me! Haven't had a white car since.

[@mickman0073]

Not exactly Sun, sea and surf in Clacton at the moment. A bit brass monkeys for a walkabout, rather you than me.. Yeh love the Twit Twot's video .. lol😂

[@jackwatsonepic626]

She never stated that she was Madeleine McCann she said she might be Madeleine McCann

[@ChilliJonCarne]

I might be Brad Pitt. But I don’t go on us chat shows to talk about it

[@ruspj]

amazed you would say 1.3 million wouldnt be enough to last somebody even somebody young the rest of their life interest alone on 1.3 million is £30,000 per year which is double what 90% of people in the country earn & would increase drastically in coming years with expected interest rate rises. most people in the country could retire comfortably on that income with no need to ever even touch the winnings if cautious.. choosing to continue working in that situation would be great both socially and to cover extras without dipping into the winnings but working a dead end job like serving at maccies would be dumb and going back into education may be a better idea.

[@stephenfinney5593]

Has a child I used to go Butlins at Clacton on sea

[@francesrees4334]

Sounds like you had a good night and rightly enjoyed 😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@PeasGraveny]

Oh no Jon. Alcolhol+Ex=MUCHOS REGRETS Happens to us all, lad.

[@patrick-ez8hi]

if they was to ask me to sign a a piece of paper, i would agree to it !! here is my signiture jon X ! what do you think ?

[@eastcoastuk1120]

1.3million is 13 the story is bollox. CLACTON looks great. NEXT town to me..

[@davidshattock9522]

Mercs Audi's n rangerovers have an automatic right of way over you and there must be an alternative highway code. Please get these people in other countries to pay the licence fees or will they just laugh

[@keiththesoundguy2890]

Why anyone would give tiktok the time of day is beyond me! Each to thei own I guess.

[@LoftechUK]

I don’t use tic tic

[@janicemarshall1227]

Adopt a greyhound.

[@ChilliJonCarne]

dont like them

[@janicemarshall1227]

@@ChilliJonCarne grrr

[@marc1128]

That guy was stalking you for a while in the background! or maybe I'm paranoid lol

[@ChilliJonCarne]

Can’t say I noticed

[@marc1128]

​@@ChilliJonCarne 7 mins 40 he's coming right for you, then maybe thinks could be live vid, then he's in the background coming back min later, be careful out there sir! 😊

[@ChilliJonCarne]

@@marc1128 oh him yes, he got a bit close but i wasnt concerned. Maybe i should have been.

[@DavidSmith-bd8dd]

We have all done it but at least you ain't giving them nothing

[@regd.2263]

Easy test Madeline has one eye a different colour from the other

[@ChilliJonCarne]

this seem seems to have the same eye condition from what i have read

[@richardsterne2875]

How many people would have to stop paying for the license to affect the ability for the BBC to function?

[@handyandy6050]

Dunno. Let's try and find out, shall we?

[@richardsterne2875]

@@handyandy6050 The more the better. I would love to know how much it costs per visit to send the goons round.

[@rampantram1]

at least 55 percent maybe 60

[@silentunderdog9023]

you really need to buy a proper coat

[@ChilliJonCarne]

You’re not wrong

[@davem6749]

Only reason to bring back Jeremy Kyle is for a public execution.

[@peteturner3267]

You crack me up jon

[@therealunclevanya]

Manoeuvre, Signal, Mirror 😀

[@karlkuttup]

if i won 1,3million id buy a row of houses that need working doing on them say 5 to 7 houses in one street or next street over £38,000 to £46,000 to do up split a few into flats and bedsits, rent out, spend £14.000 to £20,000 repairs and doing up to look better,12mnths get 4 more houses same again ,6mnths later get 2more houses ,keep doing that,,open acafe ,and restarant bar and live music building all in one ,

[@deaconjohn6838]

Looks like a nice place

[@araftryffan7804]

I could easily make a £million last. The first thing you do is, don't spend it, but instead invest it. Yes, buy a modest home, but the rest should be spread over a number of investment to provide a return and thus make the money work so that you don't have to.

[@neil_st6073]

Actually pretty good TikTok and i'm over 40. I use it to watch comedy and getting alt opinions/sides of things not shown by the mainstream media so i have a more rounded opinion. If you see dancing teens, then i don't know what you're searching for 🤣

[@ChilliJonCarne]

Lol

[@tenbear5]

Special Brew & piss 🤣🤣🤣

[@amandahudson2038]

also thanks for vid re tv tax, waiting for an inspector to visit, thinking of baking a cake.