China Is "Reforming." It Will Go Badly

[@ChinaUncensored]

I’m Offended by Space Marine 2 kzbin.info/www/bejne/a4eTo61prcaKbLM

[@mervin06]

Broken video edit 13:48

[@Ullion404]

W6Q Rhymes with XCQ. Is there a Rickroll in the game?

[@guptacorp]

LOVE your suggestion for Xi JingPooh's heavy metal jingle balls! Yes, teach "resilience". You're da Man! 😁😅👍

[@Sergio_Loureiro]

I am an *Young boomer* according to my friends.

[@unbreakable7633]

The people of China have the worst of both worlds, capitalism and communism.

[@thomasnelson6161]

So basically, "you aint old until we're done with you."

[@isobutylquinoline]

Its more like "If you don't know if you're voting for Xi or Xi, then you ain't old!, Jack"

[@barrettfenwick8028]

Boxer the horse was promised a modest pension after breaking himself for the farm...

[@amd.amdamd]

That's "Old Age with Chinese characteristics". 🤡

[@tiefblau2780]

Remember what happened to last reform? XD HAHAHAHA SCS or whatever Belong to China from *Ancentral* times ... my Anal ... LOL Remember these are the very same Creatures that ... Reformed their Ancestral into meat grinder? XD

[@namastewoke5197]

That about sums it up 😂

[@ronalddavis]

if 35 is too old to hire then where are those in their 60s going to work

[@seafatt]

Slave.

[@supadupahilton6848]

McDonald's [ queue Devo's "Crack that Whip!" ]

[@stefanschleps8758]

Manufacturing Soylent Red?!

[@tiefblau2780]

Remember what happened to last reform? XD HAHAHAHA SCS or whatever Belong to China from *Ancentral* times ... my Anal ... LOL Remember these are the very same Creatures that ... Reformed their Ancestral into meat grinder? XD

[@oscarpastores8137]

A greeter at Walmart if they haven’t left yet.

[@loishendricks9720]

I’m a 70 year old still working US citizen and I don’t see myself retiring anytime soon.

[@malkahbatyisrael290]

Because you CAN'T retire with the way the economy & country is going!

[@Vagabond_Etranger]

I'm 55 & plan to work until 70-75.

[@r.c.8268]

@@Vagabond_Etranger "plan" or "have to" work until 75?

[@Vagabond_Etranger]

@@r.c.8268 plan

[@Smooth440]

@loishendricks9720 I'm 30 and suspect I'll never retire.

[@basquo2]

Congrats on two million! Your hard work has paid off!

[@dmwfourth]

This episode was quite distressing to watch. Good work as always, Chris.

[@adjacent-smith]

Retirement age is 68 in Canada for people currently 45 and younger. There was no consultation as if it mattered since boomers were unaffected.

[@jessicascoullar3737]

Same in Australia, currently 67 and keeps going up. I doubt there will be a pension by the time I retire.

[@porksandbean]

socialism at work! i knew that I need to get out of Canada when a social worker told me that my MRI will be prioritized because I was young and productive. wtf!

[@maxxd4119]

Thats why you pay in2 super,so one day you will be forced to spend all your super b4 you can get the pension..thats what iam thinking..​@@jessicascoullar3737

[@adjacent-smith]

@@jessicascoullar3737 it might actually just be 67 here too

[@ispbrotherwolf]

67 in Sweden, but will probably be raised to 68 next year. My father retired at 62, my mother at 64.

[@mcwolfbeast]

In China: Turn 65, want to retire "Oh too bad, we raised the age to 68" -- 3 years later "Oh too bad, it's 70 now" and so forth. It's like trying to save up to buy a home in the USA.

[@stephenkeen5737]

It's been 60 for the longest time. Here in Australia it was raised from 60 to 65 probably 20 years ago and they're talking of raising it again.

[@Dabeyoun]

What happened in Brazil. We have a huge deficit on pensions. As if nobody ever noticed it is just a pyramid scheme.

[@ZionistJew-oj1bo]

And a Illegal Immigrant gets the home you want

[@hyperturbotechnomike]

In Europe, everything is just shit nowadays.

[@user-ug8wx5er1w]

They do the same in the UK.

[@Rickpa]

If you think Social Security is under threat.....

[@alxp-zd1zj]

Upload a video. I did.

[@RR2BOX46]

Exactly, we're (in the US) already pushing retirement age up, and almost certainly guaranteeing that SS will fail before anyone else gets to it. Meanwhile, we're all paying in to the social security TAX (which it is).

[@raygiordano1045]

@@RR2BOX46 SS is just a tax and we have no legal right to get any of it back.

[@enderdragon_1360]

😂

[@koilamaoh4238]

Since the nixon era, conservatives have always been against social security, medicare lol or anything "Social" for PEOPLE, .. They are no different from conservative chinese lol. Anything social for corporations is a OK.

[@JSMCPN]

90 = Superelderly, 100 = Hyperelderly, 110 = ElderlyAF

[@metal_pipe9764]

4.6 billion = the sun

[@needledealer9971]

120=Ancient

[@jacinda1385]

4:25 My thoughts exactly. Too many young people without jobs and now they must compete with "young" elderly people? Something has to give.

[@lilblackduc7312]

What is worse, all Americans are competing with government-subsidized "Migrants" who work for less!

[@mavfin8720]

They have a huge demographic wall looming.

[@jonadabtheunsightly]

@@mavfin8720 It's not really looming any more. At this point, they've already run into it, and now it's just a question of who is going to get crushed, and how badly, as it all comes tumbling down.

[@lilblackduc7312]

They're replaced with millions of migrants!

[@jonadabtheunsightly]

@@jasonbennett9910 That will be just about the first time the CCP has ever been prepared in advance for anything that happens.

[@Wigington24]

The old kick to the balls trick

[@johnglad5]

Tnanx. I needed that today. Blessings

[@angelhunterwolf3384]

🤣

[@FerrisSOCAL]

Ancient chynese monk meditation technique

[@angelhunterwolf3384]

@@FerrisSOCAL 😂🤣

[@volatile2805]

The CCP would call it practicing to ‘eat bitterness’ 😆

[@orosalsero]

When did China adopt the middle finger salute? LOL

[@theviking528]

that's what Xi said...

[@goldengregory1]

Clever...I'd love to see this saying should go viral. that's what Xi said... 😂

[@360decrees2]

He said, Xi said.

[@francoisjansenvanrensburg1780]

I was there working as a tutor when they banned tutoring. Lots of tutoring companies closed down, especially English tutoring companies. They said it was to force families to spend more time together. I was also there when they dropped the zero covid policy. As he said, it was a case of, "we declare victory" and we shall never speak of this again.

[@armandoventura9043]

The first thing is true, in a world where both parents have to work and have almost no money to spend, raising a child is impossible in such conditions

[@ebw_servant_of_GOD]

It is simple.... Only 80+ will get pensions,... Everyone else go back to work.... Since the young refuse to work and have children....😵‍💫

[@stephenkeen5737]

Refuse to work? They have mass unemployment by choice?

[@MsWinterlife]

It’s not that they actually want elderly people to go back to work, it’s that they only want to deny pension payment to the elderly for as long as they possibly can. People often assume that if the government refuses to hand out pension payment, it will create or at least facilitate opportunities so the elderly can work to support themselves. It won’t. The government doesn’t really care that the elderly could suffer abject poverty or even starve without any income, the same way it didn’t care that its people could suffer great financial losses when it smashed several buzzing industries with zero warning. What the government is basically saying to its people, is that although they face termination from work as soon as they turn 35, they will not receive a single cent of support until they are well into their 60s, and that they’d better find a way to stay alive until then, all by themselves, while still shouldering the majority of the government’s own spending :)

[@Shaylok]

I know Asians are ridiculously long lived, but 80?!? Most will be dead before that.

[@ishko108]

@@MsWinterlife There's an old school word for that. EVIL.

[@MyVanir]

@@ishko108 Is that news to you?

[@Stylenwavin]

If the young can't find jobs. How will these old folks find jobs.

[@anthonyhargis6855]

Those over 90 will be known as "the Eldest of the Elderly." LOL

[@SurLaMer_]

Platinum Elderlies

[@anthonyhargis6855]

@@SurLaMer_ LOL

[@volatile2805]

Those over 90 will be known as ‘part time/seasonal employees’

[@anthonyhargis6855]

@@volatile2805 LOL

[@jonadabtheunsightly]

Post-elderly.

[@wheezysqueezebox7651]

People are considered "too old" to get a job at 35, who is going to employ 60+ year old people?

[@justsayin1958]

you're still breathing - so you can still work. No need for a pension!!

[@blintzkreig1638]

Just sayin? Not many older people can handle daily 10 hour word days.

[@AndreS_-df2nw]

They'll make them into 'voluntary organ donors' at a certain point...

[@justsayin1958]

@@blintzkreig1638 is sarcasm lost on you?

[@aSinisterKiid]

the last category should be called the "Ancient Elderly"

[@dcjohnson2208]

I like your reports. Thankyou

[@moriganbecks4811]

Asking the government to answer a (any) question is laughable, especially in china.

[@realorfake4765]

Chris, retirement in the US is rapidly evaporating for us Gen-Xers

[@E4439Qv5]

Boomers: "retirement for we, and sucks to be thee." Xers: "you sonuva--" Milennials: "see this? _This right here_ is why I'm paying for a *therapist* and can't afford housing." Gen Z: *_*is just lying low, trying to survive*_* Gen Alpha: "...i don't actually even know what 'skibidi toilet' is, but the future looks, uh... like that."

[@noneofyourbusiness5326]

What does it matter if they raise the retirement age if factories won't hire people above 45.

[@GrumpyMeow-Meow]

To be fair, some big businesses outside Asia also force you out prematurely.

[@eugenebrown306]

I like this Guy. 🇺🇸

[@AntecGreeno83]

People in the UK will not have a vote when it comes to pension reform either.

[@johndickle4694]

didnt the french get screw by their government too? its sad were all going to get screwed by our own governments.

[@corroded]

I expect even more countries are going to raise their retirement ages, I expect I'll be working into my seventies. Another smack in the balls for the younger generations.

[@bburn1793]

Younger generation? So many 65+ are still working and need to work as long as they can. The younger are more likely being affected by the delaying in moving up the job ladder.

[@corroded]

@@bburn1793 thing is though you don't pay for your own retirement, the younger generations do. So not only is it expensive to retire in the first place but those replacing you, pay for you. Given birth rates going down in a lot of countries, these countries will need to increase tax revenue to pay for the aging population. Younger generations will be picking up the tab for those retirement payments which they may get less of themselves. Personally I'm planning on the state pension not existing in a meaningful way by the time I retire, probably 10 years after my parents did, at a higher tax burden.

[@bburn1793]

@@corroded i hear seniors get angry when told they didn't pay, since $ was deducted for years. Probably truth in both, they paid and young will pay. And I do believe the young workers today will be shafted by the government. Too bad people, young and old, blame capitalism rather than an irresponsible federal / state / local government.

[@vane909090]

My nation (Hungary) has been increasing the retirement age for a while now. Not only that, but the government also destroyed every single private pension fund. I've been joking for many years that I ain't having a pension, and I believe it might just become true. Hence why I've been investing a lot into my old days, because I know the pension won't be a thing by then.

[@RighteousInquisition]

@@vane909090 Ah well. Despite that intention of keeping things humane everything is based off of resources. Everything is a potential resource including the population. It is good that you are planning. At least you won't be going hungry

[@MeissnerEffect]

I’ve known you through you hosting this great channel and know you know what the metal groin implement banging achieves! Hyper Inflation of course! 😊

[@therazorwolf7]

Congratulations on hitting 2M subscribers!

[@FinnSwede906]

My mom retired about 7 years ago here in America but when i told her about this video she said SS told her she should have worked until 70 (which is her age now) to get maximum benefits. This is ridiculous.

[@noirnegro7659]

Knowing China,they might resort to a Logans Run scenario.

[@juliam248]

This 100%.

[@matthewJC1990]

Ha knowing 2 tier keir the Labour Party here in England would take that stance

[@jameslanning8405]

How will they work the elderly, when there's no jobs for the young? And they're too old to use for organ harvest. "Soylent Green!?"

[@Ghekko-kw3zz]

Plus even when there are, workplaces see 39 as ancient.

[@E4439Qv5]

​@@Ghekko-kw3zzwell, you are~

[@Ghekko-kw3zz]

@@E4439Qv5 brighter than you

[@eleanorgough9517]

If you travel around the silicon valley you will realize that half the chinese elderly now live in California and are on SSI and medicaid.

[@damionstr1ke]

I love how you brought it back to the self inflicted groin strikes. Flawless.

[@honesthumanoid]

We need more thumbnails like this video! Chris your consistency to entertain us the audience never ends.

[@cl0271]

Like Deadpool said "They're gonna make them do it 'til they're 90"

[@MiraSmit]

When pensions were first introduced, people would live only a few years after they reached retirement age.... Now life expectancy has gone up by a lot, to keep pensions affordable retirement age would have to follow....

[@freemorox5896]

How come profits and productivity have gone through the roof since pensions began..yet the workers see no improvement? Advances in technology and skills producing more and more profits. But our lives and benefits are compared to decades ago and we should be grateful for the crumbs we get back? The retirement age should be going down...not up. Can't have those shareholders losing out though can we

[@Mexican00b]

imagine this, the young cannot find jobs and the elderly will not retire until after 70... maybe 80 soon... holy shit

[@PatriciaPalmer-o3e]

❗The music of The Elderly Brothers was terrific ! 🎶 Wake up little Sushi Wake up 🎶

[@flowerlillyball6854]

They actually allowed an AD ,so proud.

[@jamilaad5387]

Look at the positive side

[@williamboehm9603]

Good show guys.

[@jackjrabbit]

Communism does serve the people! The right people....

[@arthurcphelps]

Thanks!

[@boyzepter]

Ooops new word for me 😄 Chris you are rock😊

[@kenneth83DK]

You guys rock

[@Supernaut2000]

Glad you made it to 2 million subscribers, well earned!

[@bradhuffjr777]

Corvid was supposed to "fix" the pension problem.

[@ladymacbethofmtensk896]

The Tofu Dreg Bioweapon!

[@PsychoEditor]

Lol

[@daveanderson3805]

Except that convid was created in a Chinese lab, and like everything else made in China didn't work

[@volatile2805]

Yuup

[@E4439Qv5]

'Corvids' are _very_ intelligent birds. Crows can caw, and ravens _croak._

[@AndreaDonovan-r5p]

I just love you, you hilarious 😅😅😅

[@guptacorp]

"Metal Smashing Balls" sounds like bad alternative rock band.. India has Fauja Singh, 113 year old Marathon Runner 🏃‍♂️ Jai Ho India! 🇮🇳

[@matthewjay660]

Let victory prevail.

[@matthewjay660]

Chris, I like your script-writers and their sense of humor . 🤭 "Punchline!" 🥊🥊 I saw what you did there. Nobody really takes the time to express admiration for you and your team, so I do it here. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@millardmoore479]

❤ from California

[@jcany24]

Yes right, the should say that those over the 90's should call them " Mummy Elderly or Dinosaur Elderly " Remember the look of Jiang Zemin when they dragged him out before his passing each year in Tiananmen Square on their national day.

[@rodgerdodgerlowe1838]

F'd. Really F'd. Absolutely F'd.

[@RodrigoPalma700]

Interesting, thanks.

[@Barabbas_]

2milly!!!🎉🎉

[@zaiks0105]

See the episode picture? ... Don't try that at home, folks 🤣

[@tbwkn]

I love kicking buckets!! I came in second place in the work kicking buckets championship last year. I would have had first place but those Chinese seniors are the best at it.

[@larry785]

No, they are offering free rectal exams! Two for the price of one!!!

[@E4439Qv5]

Both holes? What a deal!

[@SCoon-bu2po]

Too Friday nights sorted😂

[@davidfromborneo259]

Hey! Careful there, I describe myself as youthfully mature!

[@bobjacobson858]

The comment about being able to vote on the issues related to retirement in China reminds me of a scene in an old episode of Hogan's Heroes, in which someone (maybe Hogan) asked "Don't I get a trial by jury?" to which the answer was "THIS IS GERMANY--but I like your sense of humor!"

[@808bigisland]

Can’t fix what’s broken and ground to dust for 3000 years. It’s the people.

[@lazyk8262]

Aloha, just saying, I'm 79, have fun, live long.

[@Kingcobra6699]

Why don't they just square dance?! 😂

[@platypus1216]

That sucks you had to change the thumbnail that was so funny 😢

[@MrScrofulous]

Well, to be fair, I'm 60 and I'm still pretty youthful and plan to stay that way for a while. Still playing deathhore and riding a MTB and skateboard.

[@DeejonLoy]

Chris, if you hire that man as your personal trainer, you'll be a world-class martial artist in no time.

[@ad196]

Couldn't help but hear it as "useful elderly". Making much more sense 😂

[@stephenkeen5737]

Despite having lived in China, it's the first that I know that China even has a pension. Chinese people just told me they have to provide for their old parents etc and that's one of the reasons elderly grandparents still live with the family. Certainly they haven't relied on a large pension anyway, even if they got something.

[@01MEGABOB]

Imagine being 1 year away from retirement multiple times.

[@addimesorho]

America has this problem but our government could never be this blatant about it😂

[@errick_of_scotts]

The King of News Media 👑

[@sheldonwheaton881]

A shrubbery!

[@armandoventura9043]

At least they are honest

[@santaclaus946]

when planning to instantaneously rule the whole world, things sometimes go wrong.

[@Baltimoreed]

China can’t find enough jobs for its college graduates so where will the jobs for elderly elderly seniors come from? More ccp insanity. Good video. Btw, I went back to work 2 years ago mainly for the physical therapy, don’t need the money, I’m 73.

[@ohasis8331]

Who'd have thought that a one child policy could lead to any trouble.

[@DeanSmith-d2w]

as long as they stop coming to australia im fine with whatever

[@seanfoltz7645]

What is with EVERYTHING happening come 2035 - what's so magical about that year?

[@toodlepop]

i'm not saying that china is the only place in the world that weird things happen...but that place seems insane.

[@StephanBuchin]

Dude, they already raised the age of retirement to 67 here in Belgium.

[@johndurham6172]

Don't they need plenty of people to monitor all those cameras they have 🤨

[@tanxanial]

Good luck

[@lancerichards2847]

Retirement isn't for everyone. Many people will pass away shortly after. A person needs a regular routine, and something to accomplish each week. Humans are not designed to retire physically . A lazy boy and Netflix won't replace your purpose. Find and keep your purpose. You will live to a happy old age if you do.

[@Daycros]

why does this feel like poetic justice somehow?

[@lukereardon1821]

Service Canada calls them go go, slow go and no go.

[@Booma4142]

Smacking yourself in the groin with a hunk of metal? Maybe it trains self-discipline. "Bad wang! Bad! No! Stay down!"

[@johnnyleach7152]

Great thumbnail

[@derfred1262]

Wow this is in Lockstep with Australia

[@rockys7726]

What's the point of re-employing seniors if young people can't even find jobs. It's nice if the seniors go back to work but that's assuming there's jobs that want them.

[@kaidenhernandez2940]

I don’t normally comment but I got unsubscribed after hearing about it for almost 2 years… crazy

[@koriuk5032]

CHYNA

[@BeigeBrownClip-jd2pv]

😂 okay this piece is too funny

[@philipfreeman72]

5d needs to open NOW !!!

[@sammaier4485]

Reminds me of the old folks home in Happy Gilmore

[@DouglasH777]

China is so bizarre 😂

[@Teties]

Reforms OoO Gorbachev would smile