The Chip Chipperson Podacast 176 - MURRAY THE JESTER

Chip stuns and awes everyone with his past life regression memories. Kerryn wears pajamas and Xia’s bubbah’s are almost falling out. Everyone is also saddened by the tale of Chip’s pet rabbits. Kevin Brennan and Anthony comment on Delores’s lymphedema. The cracking and popping in Daddy’s microphone is due to a new set up and will be corrected ASAP. There were a couple of audio issues due to the new set up, sorry for a couple of sloppy cuts.

[@adamsmith2128]

Anyone else hope Christina will take fashion advice from Xia and wear a wide-open shirt on the next episode?

[@danielpicciotti2473]

Bobo does

[@thesnowpaws9999]

@@purewaves1 lol exactly. mosquito bite muuuugs

[@justjess5469]

Christina is ded, she got eaten by a jellyfish

[@ITILII]

fawkkk yeahhh, let's see those big bubbahs.....Daddy like !

[@ITILII]

@@justjess5469 Aprahl Fawlzzz !

[@OurBlackFriend]

God bless Xia for knowing what the audience wants. She's a good egg.

[@Sixstringman]

I know, that space background is where its at.

[@OurBlackFriend]

@@Sixstringman Fawk yeah!

[@JessyTeddles]

shes talked about starting an onlyfans = not a good egg

[@F.P.E.7211]

@@JessyTeddles don't be such a pussy.

[@mattkess3156]

The simps that spend money on onlyfans are the bad eggs. Can't blame a chick for taking money that pathetic clowns are willing to throw at her

[@eastbay_bay]

Came for Xia's buh-bas. Stayed for the U-mer.

[@jonhonest3974]

Came?

[@JonJobOnzo]

for U-mer? what are you I-moose or somthn

[@joonermichael]

Came for the bub-uhs? You don't even know what you just said

[@trunks7604]

The enlightened one

[@blinksback]

*U-muh

[@donaldhicks7216]

Counting the seconds until Kerryn insults Xia irreparably.

[@dudelit6482]

Kerryn is the 🐐

[@nikrobinson6672]

She's dying to but she knows it will come across as jealousy.

[@Sayper1]

I like seeing Kevin enjoy himself, not so angry this episode :D

[@NigelOdinson]

Think it's the boobahs...

[@OurBlackFriend]

47:50 Little mug really started peeking out... 1:19:10 There goes one of them little mugs!

[@kimbonice]

@@TommyTheCat799 Chip winked too 😂

[@johnLennon255]

@@kimbonice no that was just Jim blinking like he always does

[@jerrybrowning8422]

Yay Kerryn is back!!! Hi Xia!!! Anthony kills as usual. Kevin is a funny bastard.

[@seanforbes3937]

Kerryns gonna be jealous of Xia's youth and her non alcoholic skin isn't she?

[@trunks7604]

😹😹😹😿😿

[@Leroy_Jenkins_]

Was gonna say the same.

[@TonsMoreCowbell]

She’s taking it out on Kevin

[@nikrobinson6672]

Oh yes right from the start and she didn't even shower for this one lol she looked mad at first.

[@MrUrech]

I can see an old lady in Xia's face

[@dannybhoy2739]

Ant can always make Chip break character 😂😂

[@Hjaelteomslag]

You've got the keys to the kingdom of my heart!

[@Cheka__]

"I make love to you with my heart, as well as my peckah".

[@NigelOdinson]

And if you put the keys in my heart will start!

[@Etamaros]

This Podacast is one of the best things currently in my life. It's so consistently great.

[@SAFbikes]

that's sad

[@JonJobOnzo]

Where do you live? Guantanamo?

[@BP-vo1in]

Ha haa! Fantastic replies.

[@jongarcia17]

You’re the poster child for fighting suicidal thoughts

[@macd557]

Kevin looks like the kid in school who just got deloused.

[@jerretkirouac7038]

Deloused? Lol sit the fuck down with your $20 words

[@kasumiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin]

Definitely missed Kerryn. It's awesome to see some of the old regulars back on again.

[@jongarcia17]

emphsis on OLD

[@drewp.nuttsack9570]

She’s back!!!! Perfect timing with Ant returning. Things are looking back to normal in the Chipperson household now. Bewbs out or not nothing beats Kerryn. Even fully dressed. Gaming chick is still a cutie though. Cut that part out

[@ColinPierce]

13:22 DAAAAYUUUUUM Kerryn 🤣🤣

[@jewelqueen5949]

Dang!!! I think they stepped on Kerryn's joke about "sending the elevator down" 14:20. I wanted to hear Chippa rif about the Dev.

[@jeremybarber9780]

Uncle Paul must have dressed kerryn in that onesie...

[@RyanCFoster]

Suuuuure... but the other woman was way too old and big chested for my taste.

[@hankmoody2496]

Xia looks 20 years younger than Kerryn

[@jongarcia17]

25

[@SAFbikes]

you guys shouldn't be so proud to be turned on by CP

[@kinetikx]

@@SAFbikes Cerryn Pheehan?

[@jongarcia17]

@@SAFbikes kerryn's 38

[@dm5432]

Kerryn if you're listening I find you attractive. If you could fit me in sometime between 2 and 4 pm wednesday March 18th I'd appreciate it.

[@kjrehberg]

At least we don't have Shannon not talking for an hour and a half like last time.

[@Paddy.C]

Welcome back Kerryn, compared to Xia you're looking like the ageing cat lady in the basement apartment.

[@laughingman4570]

RIP Chippy's Mittens. Gone but not forgotten

[@DrLeroyGreen]

Why is Kevin here? He's making the ladies smaller on my screen!

[@xSEEDxLESSx]

Out of all the podacasts I listen to Chippa always makes me laugh so damn hard. 15 Min Peckah humor GO!

[@jesusiscomingsoon7711]

Chip. Ant. Love yaw!! I couldn't wait for this!!!

[@ronaldbaker9630]

@43:33 "I thought my zoom froze.". 😂

[@brianmacdonald593]

Best crew ever! More often please!

[@MEEG0L]

I love when Chip works douchy fantasy into everything "The tale of the Dancing Warlock..!" ive been repeating that around my house, my gf wants to cave my head in.

[@JonJobOnzo]

Does she?

[@blinksback]

@@JonJobOnzo don't be mad cuz you'll never have one

[@JonJobOnzo]

@@blinksback Jokes on you, I have a boyfriend already

[@scottp.548]

That's because it isn't fantasy. That's Chippuh's true life fables.

[@royletv7162]

It's Time to wake up and face the day, it's time to wake up and tuuuuuuuuuuug your peckah 😂😂

[@eoindowney8185]

Xia's dad is cool and all but he's no wayne

[@kevingallagher406]

good call back

[@miked8740]

Wayne is a hero and a role model

[@Shahalud]

24:35 Kerryn is definitely trying to make xia explode with her mind.

[@nikrobinson6672]

Holy shit if looks could kill... 🙆‍♂️😂

[@sqaure4175]

A jester waiting to go on like it’s a stand up show is a pretty great skit idea

[@kennethpogue718]

Glad to see Kevin. Been missing new episodes of Misery. Futhah muckah

[@trunks7604]

You look like fitz Simmons

[@5after4am]

$3 a month and you get 2 episodes per week.

[@fraymond3]

B O O B A H S . . .

[@ManicksChannel]

I like this format. A lot more hands in the camera stuff. Really works the mannerisms.

[@presidenttrump5221]

39:22 xia at .25 speed 1:19:13

[@trevorseitz8223]

Doing the lords work

[@jland12]

Good thing is she sounds drunk at that speed.

[@richcostello1618]

Thats to fing funny good catch😂

[@Sixstringman]

They blurred the 2nd one.

[@velvetonecustomshop5026]

At 22:40 the Chippa Runs the Torch! Omg I’m actually crying!

[@TheShreddDude]

Best episode in a while. Xia should’ve flashed at the end of the countdown.

[@AnthonyBialy]

Xia and Kerryn. Like switching from an iPhone to a BlackBerry.

[@chipchippahson]

Oh yeah? YOU ARE.

[@Sixstringman]

Thats what she said.

[@RealElMaximo]

Not to be confused with Black Barry, one of Delores' gentlemen callers.

[@BlibbaBlob]

Kerryn's face is tighter every episode. Pretty soon she won't even be able to open her eyes.

[@YoutubeSupportServices]

LMAO!... There's one thing she will NEVER have a problem accomplishing... Easily opening appendages.

[@freecountry623]

I just want them back together. Seems like Chippy is a bit gun shy on returning to a room...

[@lazylion420]

"I love your shirt, Xia" do ya?

[@jesusiscomingsoon7711]

Wow. Chip is a SHINNING LIGHT IN THIS DARK WORLD!!! LOVE YA MY DUDE CHIPPA THA KNOWLEDGE DROPPER!! NO BODY MAKES ME LAUGH LIKE CHIP

[@adamsmith-mj9ez]

P e c k a h s

[@MEEG0L]

doo_doot!

[@adamsmith-mj9ez]

daddy like

[@dombrown34]

SMFs!

[@Cheka__]

Chip should let Jim Norton guest host one week. I wonder what that might become, especially if Anthony is one of the guests. Imagine the possibilities.

[@mattkess3156]

28:00 Kerryn thinks she gets the joke but clearly never saw True Romance

[@trunks7604]

🤨

[@mattkess3156]

@Weirdo760 I guess you haven’t either

[@trunks7604]

@@mattkess3156 explain it to me 😿

[@mattkess3156]

@Wierdo760 go watch the movie lol, it’s a great scene between Dennis Hopper & Christopher Walkin

[@OurBlackFriend]

Can I uh... mhmm... have one of those Chesterfields now? Fuckin great flick

[@lylechipperson3407]

Kevin's lighting is pretty comparable to how he must feel inside. shoutout neal brennan WOO

[@jaywalter5491]

I feel like xia looks like kerryn THINKS she looks like

[@keithrogers2295]

Chip keeps getting better with age...like a fine wine or something tsss..

[@jonhonest3974]

I just realized Kerryn looks like Lady Di

[@DrLeroyGreen]

45:05 THEY CUT THAT PART OUT!?!?!?

[@sefthereject]

Kerryn wasn’t to busy for Chip I see

[@winterc.2476]

Too*, learn how to spell

[@trunks7604]

@@winterc.2476 relax it’s KZbin not an English assignment.

[@velvetonecustomshop5026]

Thats funny man! Making a spelling vs grammar joke... or he’s an idiot

[@leahcimolrac1477]

I wish she was.

[@sefthereject]

@@winterc.2476 what’s the proper spelling of shiznit so I’m clear for next time? You fuggin grammar nazi.

[@RyanCFoster]

At 23:11, Kevin asks about the phone noise: "Who is that? Patrice?" Fawwwkin' home run leper-boy! Back from the dead, sockcuckas!

[@paulbrasfield5742]

A whole family of bunny's!! Hahjajaja

[@seandennehy7613]

I love this damn show

[@nijittwerdle9166]

39:20 Xia says "naked naked" and her bubbie almost makes an appearance. It's uncanny.

[@tommyapples8490]

Lol mugg almost plopped out. She's on the Google pics, full buubahs out.

[@---hv2le]

I want to know really badly what necessitated the choppy edit after 45:00. Probably just the f-word .

[@stanjohannson7705]

Goddamn. Xia looking great!

[@dorpth]

No clue why anyone hates Kerryn. She's right behind Ant for guests and was great eviscerating Kevin. Dream show would be Ant, Kerryn, Bobo, and Christine (forcing Christine to sit in Bobo's lap).

[@shanestevens2115]

Just so you're aware, there isn't any Christine

[@miked8740]

No. I love the podacast, but I skip any episodes with Bobo. I hate him.

[@skvllfvkk8601]

Jesus Christ Xia needs to open that Onlyfans pronto because DADDY LIKE!

[@lazylion420]

ugh.. so you're one of these lonely losers who actually pay these girls? you know there's free porn, right? lol amazing

[@SeanDaRyan]

@@lazylion420 dude what do you care what these simps do hahaha

[@r0br33r]

@@SeanDaRyan Dude what do you care what the so-called "men" of the future do to themselves haha just consoom and coom haha the world couldn't possibly get any worse for incel rejects like you haha

[@Ryan-yo4dg]

@@lazylion420 low self esteem eh? 🙄

[@dombrown34]

@@lazylion420 even free porn is payed for (stupid Ads). Women have every right sell themselves and somehow think there dignified in the process. Dude, it’s 2021, the year of the 3rd trimester.

[@mobucks555]

Poor Kerryn, always scratching herself. That is a major sign of anxiety.

[@trunks7604]

Or Ernest gave her something

[@blinksback]

She has fleas

[@scottp.548]

Percocets

[@mobucks555]

@@scottp.548 You might be right. When I had surgery I was on vikodin and nearly scratched my face off. She doesn't seem like the type though.

[@mobucks555]

@@leahcimolrac1477 haha you hater, both of the ladies had some good one liners.

[@ColinPierce]

1:05:24 An undetected one slipped on thru.

[@rustytaylor9527]

Enjoyed the show Chip.

[@MrJol420]

Watching these backwards. Xia is a treasure.

[@purplereigninblood]

Xia has the keys to the kingdom of my heart..FAWK yeah

[@juliusnicholson1509]

I had to come over and see Xia. I was not disappointed.

[@deebhoymcw2120]

23:10 😂who’s that? Patrice? 😂

[@MeTHiCaN619]

Not done ridin the carousel yet....

[@drucifer00]

Great to see Kevin & Kerryn back. Good craic.

[@RyanCFoster]

Kerryn is still the hottest and meanest of Chippy's Angels.

[@JonJobOnzo]

Hottest P O S

[@tejasnair3399]

Who gives a fuck just some random hot girl who ruins the fun.

[@jayf6360]

39:24 (slow-motion). I see that little mug.

[@TakinTwo4her]

🎶🎶Chiiiiip, Chip, Chip, Chip, Chip, Chip, Chip, Chip, Chip, Chip, Chip, Chip, Chipperson🎶🎶

[@joshbroke8965]

Kev is alive!!! I thought he died.

[@trunks7604]

He did this is his brother chet

[@Doctor_Smith]

I wanna know what got edited out that Ant’s laughing at 1:03:20

[@NickTWO111]

Great group!

[@josel4950]

1:04:03 lightning fast from the chip

[@wells19874]

Anyone else download all of these sockcukin tones 😅.. Hey hey, what do you say; give me a nickel 😅

[@sgt.barnes7743]

I want to know what the chippah decided to cut at 45:08.

[@patdonovan330]

Bubbas > Karen. Unless Karen shows bubbas. Last chance, Karen

[@matthewsnyder674]

Damn. Get Xia's dad on the podacast.

[@kevind1980]

Wonder what was cut out 1:23:27

[@robstack3712]

The chicks look extra hot tonight & Chippuh was on his game, Anthony U bring out the Best in Chip Kevin didn’t suck

[@KamalasVACANTwomb]

Good lineup tonight.

[@foley3769]

Karyn is looking "weathered"

[@luckyluc03]

Everyone is doing what Kevin is doing at 17:57.

[@damagecase138]

Xia sleeps with a chastity belt

[@tommyapples8490]

That'sthe real "keys to the kingdom of my haaartt!"

[@Pajeetastan]

People don't swallow spiders in their sleep tf kerryn talking about

[@mediumroastreviews]

Kerryn slimmed down nicely. She looks better than ever.

[@dezeljacobey6111]

Still no silly yellow ads. On ya Chip.

[@HeyJay40]

Chip, can you reformat this with just Xia blown up in the center. We don't need to see the rest of your mugs.

[@aboveaxis]

you need to get out more... shes not that special theres way too much simping from chippa fans on here

[@HeyJay40]

@@aboveaxis man you nailed me to a T 👏

[@mrkennedy2067]

and then he told another story, about the Moors......Anthony is epic

[@Wreck-it_Ralph]

Can we get a time stamp for the nip slip?

[@scottp.548]

1:25:15

[@MWG762]

why is that old woman so hostile?

[@dombrown34]

45:00 CUT THAT PART OUT!!!!

[@BigKevinSports]

MURRY MAKES ME LAUGH MY BALLLLLS OFFFFF!!!!!!!!!

[@Nerddork1994]

Anthony looks like Dan Ackroyd in nothing but trouble

[@Uberwenis]

There were a few weird cuts in this one. And I love Kerryn, but I love Xia more now.

[@Gab3torres]

Ted shekler!!!! 🥺🥺

[@thesnowpaws9999]

Kevin looks like he broke into someones house to use their computer. Old creep

[@rigafraction1653]

1:19:13 ahh they blurred it booooooooo!

[@AG_650]

Xias dad : *PIMP*