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[@Shane2]

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[@Michelle-zt2xm]

Omg yes pls I love these vids u guys are amazing 🤍

[@Hillyhil23]

We're not skipping to the reveal we're watching the whole video shane!!!!!!!!!❤

[@neongreen1404]

If you'd like actual reasons check out my comment I just posted (a former store manager for Chipotle)

[@c94796]

Come on Shane, why would we skip when we can just enjoy your whole persona for 48 minutes ❤❤❤

[@dewdropdaisys]

okay but does rocketmoney tell you when you no longer need rocket money but you're still paying for it?

[@ZarahGrace]

My favorite part of the restaurant conspiracies is that you make Spencer go in so many times 😂

[@rebeccaspratling2865]

😂

[@carmenluciavilchez9519]

And he goes without shame 😂

[@directionlessatm]

He’s such a good sport every time

[@walks5203]

And he can’t say no😂😂😂😂

[@begoodifnotbegoodatit1110]

😂😂😂 he’s the bait

[@terrie1111]

Justice for Jared’s “glockamole” joke that got no laughs 😔

[@AngelaMarie426]

I diedddd😂💀

[@rm-nb9pk]

right🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@annaallison259]

I love Jared’s puns 😂 always on point

[@jrpg_rachel]

legitimately lmfao he was so quick too

[@anahiflores600]

I was dying🤣🤣

[@roseh9414]

Spencer’s tik tok persona inside chipotle tooook me out 😭😭🤣 “what’s up guys we’re here at chipotle we’re gonna try an order” 😭😭

[@e.martinz5945]

I was cracking up he tried his best 🤣

[@heathercarney2091]

" We're gonna try *an order* " just the way he said it 😂😂

[@brooke225]

🤣🤣🤣 I’m in tears 😂😂

[@Heyheyjuju]

😂😂😂what's his tiktok??? I wanna seeee

[@xxkarlosxxxxxx7233]

It's giving old school KZbinr era 😂

[@diannawood7734]

Not the CEO of Chipotle making a disclaimer that their portions are their priority 2 weeks after Shane posted this 😂

[@ammmaaannnddda]

The way I could feel the happiness when everyone was just laughing in the minivan. I love how Lizzie and Spencer are apart of these videos now 🥹

[@holliver_bpd796]

⁠@@denisebledsoe8836That’s so mean. What if she reads this?

[@denisebledsoe8836]

@@holliver_bpd796 ma'am I could care less if she reads it!

[@mars_00006]

@@holliver_bpd796what did she say??

[@ammmaaannnddda]

I love Lizzie, but I’m also a fan of Ryland and the Sip

[@anubisthacutest4752]

Welcome to the comment section. She's best friends with Ryland. I'm sure she's used to "mean" comments lol​@@holliver_bpd796

[@AlexNishi-hb2ne]

"conspiracy machine" like the Scooby Doo gang's mystery machine.

[@HussyHarryet]

A thousand times yes!

[@rumcake._.]

This is everything 😂

[@sngray11]

That is such a brilliant idea! 💞

[@averypowell9247]

This should so be drawn up to be merch

[@Alexandraincognito]

​@@averypowell9247great idea!

[@Raincloudsystem]

The whole group‘s dynamic is SO WHOLESOME

[@JessAnonymous]

Right?! I love them and everyone's genuine

[@roxynevarez8159]

agreed. i want friends like that.

[@SeanFerree]

Agreed

[@olivia-k3l9x]

Nothing says wholesome like conspiracies and dark humor

[@mara9297]

yes their past of racism is so "wholesome"

[@selenajustine2975]

"ITS THE SAME PRICE! THATS THE PROBLEM!" Jerid is so unintentionally funny 😂💀

[@Alliemills05]

“IM A HUNGRY BOY” I can’t 😂😂😂😂 Spencer is so like naturally goofy

[@mooma10]

..........ok

[@KillTheCupcakes]

@@mooma10……..ok

[@meowJACK]

​@@mooma10............. ok

[@mars_00006]

@@meowJACK…………ok

[@SeanFerree]

Love it 🤣🤣🤣

[@junea872]

When Jared said they looked like an adult daycare I died🤣

[@ZackarySmigel]

As someone featured in this video, I can confirm that Chipotle is ripping you off if you order online.

[@Shane2]

Ur video was incredible! kzbin.info/www/bejne/oYvIZp5varpgi7s

[@jesshigginbottom3866]

Glad he gave u recognition NOW 🥴🫣🥲👏

[@jasminerose7148]

Fyi I'm a manager at Chipotle and as of a few days ago, we all got a text from higher ups, saying we are going to double our rice portions and will not charge if you get extra toppings and or sides, or vinegarette.

[@haleyscarberry]

@@jasminerose7148 they already give wayyyy too much rice it's not even going to be balanced just 90% rice

[@LongLiveLuka]

@@jasminerose7148 teaaa! i hope it'll change the imbalance in weight between online and in-store

[@samanthajo7683]

Imagine someone watching the security cams of this parking lot and just seeing ppl OOOOOOOOO and AAAAAHHHHHH over chipotle 💀

[@JCBUBBLE22]

BAHAHAH RIGHT🤣

[@bottlepop7]

A bunch of 30 year olds too that could be doing something better with their days 😂

[@liag.iaj.347]

@@bottlepop7bye ur watching them

[@theycallmelanita]

@@bottlepop7ur on his channel… watching them…

[@samcookx]

Chipotle worker here! Management has recently gotten so strict on portion sizes😭 it’s even harder when customers don’t understand how it’s not our fault… so thank you for recognizing that!

[@sonyamarieq5041]

Thisss!! I work there too thankfully as my second job now because I can’t handle their “chipotle standards” crap 🙄🙄

[@Diana_111]

I ordered during Covid….never again. I got the smallest portions

[@tankgirl6107]

I believe you! I also work food service and in general, if a customer goes somewhere and gets a smaller portion from one worker and a larger portion from another, 99.9%of the time the smaller portion is what they're SUPPOSED to give you. The larger portion, you got hooked tf up.

[@lisamarie8136]

@@tankgirl6107 THIS

[@iamchrispaezjr]

Feel like this is only some specific stores cause I’ve always ordered online (I absolutely DESPISE, on the spot ordering due to my social anxiety), and I always get a full on burrito bowl. No skimping.

[@kyky868]

the chaotic drive to chipotle is definitely giving daycare field trip 😭

[@aleashathomas2946]

spencer is giving 80’s heartthrob and i LOVEEEE IT

[@directionlessatm]

Next podcast wardrobe should be 80s!!!

[@Urfavvbea]

YESSS!!

[@loriburnip]

Anyone else want to see Spencer do the Flock of Seagulls hair? 😂

[@snakespaghetti3099]

Worker from chipotle here! When you come in to get chipotle workers actually over portion your food most of the time to skip the part where the customer asks for more. This allows us to get customers in and out. Online orders are made with the real portions the chipotle training wants us to use!!

[@yessironi3698]

i figured. I think we are just so used to eating bigger portions... I'm not hating but this makes sense.

[@lxushy]

This makes a lot of sense actually

[@chayono12]

I mean, some of these should be the genuine portion for the price we pay.😅 Some of these I will agree are HUGE but the cost is what’s getting me

[@nervousbabbs2769]

They really need portioned scoops like 1cup,1/2cup, and 1/4 cup it would clear up any confusion and make it so much easier on the workers. No over the top scoops just flat out even portioning and it would also help the managers who order the food supplies. If other fast food can do it so can chipotle.

[@angelicahernandez-vasquez8844]

really? because i always order extra rice and extra chicken on my mobile app and they still SKIMP on the EXTRA part… waste of my money :/ thats why i stopped ordering mobile and chipotle in general

[@kelseybenton536]

Spencer is such a team player! “Hungry boy” has me dead🤣🤣

[@mspears_bobobuddytheseniorcat]

Ryland making the minivan mom life glamorous was everything!!! ✨🚐✨

[@sydneydanielle_d]

"Does anyone need that much food?" Yes Ryland! We do! 😅

[@rebeccaspratling2865]

Exactly. 😂 I only eat once a day because I am extremely busy and I would eat that much at once and be good for the next day until I eat again.

[@blueberymufn11]

​@@rebeccaspratling2865 honey that is really not good

[@savv4444]

@@blueberymufn11 why? i only eat one meal a day & snack throughout the day. also, your comment comes off so patronizing “honey” lol

[@youtubeyoutubeyoutube9961]

@@blueberymufn11 what she's doing is intermittent fasting which has a ton of health benefits. Only giving yourself a 2-3 hour time window to eat is great, so like 18 hours fasting and only 6 to eat. People have lost tons of weight this way. And the one meal a day thing is becoming pretty normal these days, I follow a ton of tik tokers that have lost hundreds of lbs just eating once a day after fasting for 20 hours or so. Doesn't work for everyones life and schedule but if you can stick to it theres lots of benefits.

[@tinalongley3894]

Umm...does Ryland not know us, oh of course we need that much food!:)🤣🤣🤣(Great comment, thank you!:)☺)

[@Matt-em9bd]

Someone tell the 13 yr old me that its all good we be 24 drinking beer & still watching Shane at 12am living my best life he went nowhere

[@l.loparco8343]

Same brother. Same. ✊

[@lizhrtsu369]

Spencer being the Tiktoker actually had me ROLLING 💀💀

[@td023]

Anytime I get in an awkward conversation from now on I’m just gonna say “Soo how bout them dodge engines?” 🤣🤷‍♂️

[@haleytonkin385]

Burrito: 19.01% more First bowl: 2.93% more Second bowl: 1.79% more Queso: 12.56% more Tiktok burrito: 39.29% more (All are % more than online)

[@Liqhtupmyworld]

That TikTok burrito deserves prison time

[@summermurray8258]

Thank you for doing the math!

[@LoveHestia_]

I loved the chaotic energy of this video 😂😭 y'all friendships together is awesome. And jared going to fart had me dead 😂

[@woahthatsrough]

8 years later, I still got to shane when my mental health is at its worst. 8 years later I STILL find his videos this comforting. it is such a blessing that you post 😭

[@crystaldenova8345]

hope you feel better soon, babycakes. I completely relate; he and the gang are just what I need after a long day!

[@aeolanyiramoon6260]

I found my people 🖤

[@loriburnip]

That's why I'm here again too. When everything is awful Shane's videos are at least a small comfort.

[@BorderlandDisorder]

I love how we started this Shane adventure more than 10 years ago with just him and his alter egos and now he has his brother, sister in law, his babies, his husband, his husband's bestie, and two besties / coworkers/ friends Spencer and Chris all along for these crazy shenanigans. Don't get me wrong I didn't mind the Jeffree stage but this wholesome family and close friend circle is everything. It's more wholesome and a lot more fun to watch because everyone is really chill and just doing content for fun instead of trying to feed an algorithm. Edit: Morgan too!!! I forgot ; _ ; I am so sorry!!

[@breejohnson6503]

Agreed

[@chibi_rabbit]

I miss Morgan in these videos. 😭

[@xxkarlosxxxxxx7233]

U did not just forget Morgan from this list how freaking dare u 🤬🤬🤬

[@BorderlandDisorder]

Sorry I did forget Morgan! ; _ ; I am so ashamed!!

[@mcd7863]

Don’t forget his cats 😉

[@Bean126]

My friend is ex Chipotle worker can confirm! It well known that the workers put in less effort because nobody is watching them and feeling less obligated to give bigger portions!

[@cunexttuesday7651]

I would still give big portions.

[@daniic.r9874]

This is so bad because its literally no extra effort 😮

[@noa670]

Humans are so annoying sometimes

[@TerizaParley]

@@daniic.r9874Yeh I get you but if they are swamped with orders, they might not be thinking properly and just wanting the delivery drivers out the door as quick as possible and if no one is watching them make it they might feel less pressured to make the portions bigger

[@sydeezy17]

I love that Jerid is more involved with Shane now! It means a lot to have family around and it seems so fun! ❤ ❤

[@wolfesan3961]

This is probably my favorite of all the Shane videos we've gotten recently. The editing, the dynamic of friends / the high energy and CHIPOTLE. It makes me happy to see the people I support happy and having fun.

[@popcornj.chicken7944]

The minivan trip healed my soul

[@Finn-ey5xo]

I’m CRYING the adult-daycare reference😭😭😭

[@xileleft5329]

absolutely choking on my chipotle rn

[@maarzx]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AshtenIs2Groovy4U]

😂😂😂 I’ll never get over y’all making Spencer go in to restaurants 20 times lmao I don’t even know why but that’s my favorite part.

[@ElizabethJones777]

Me too!! Cracks me the hell up 😂😂

[@biancapool549]

HAHAHAH! I really appreciate how the DODGE became the main character.😄🤣 Damn. The editing, the story telling and humor is just ART. COMPLETE ART. YOU ARE A ARTIST! 🙌

[@gracielapagancortes2694]

When he said “when’s someone is filming you know VERTICAL” I could not breathe absolutely hilarious after so many years Shane is just a bundle of joy that will light up your day😊

[@joannajimenez6072]

I messed up watching this after having an emergency c section 😭 I could not stop laughing it hurt so much!!! Lol. I’m currently in the hospital watching, I had my son early, at 29 weeks to be exact. He’s doing so good though currently in nicu 🙏🏻 love y’all so much thanks for keeping me company thru this hard time.

[@fire.lilium6152]

Congratulations on having a son! 🥳

[@joannajimenez6072]

Thank you!! 🙏🏻💟

[@Midnightstar2093]

Congratulations 💙

[@Tropicalstorm46311]

Congratulations 🎉 ❤

[@ernslvr]

CONGRATS ! ⭐️⭐️⭐️

[@shannonblume5036]

Ryland," we should expose them ALL!" YES!!!!!! 😂

[@savv4444]

ryland in his villain era lol i love it

[@carissapetrowsky7848]

I’ve been working for chipotle for 3 years and honestly when I work on the front line, customers get really upset when we give them the real portion sizes or rice and meat which is only supposed to be 4oz. So, yes, we give them more otherwise they will complain and because we have to please the customers. Online order though, we can give them the actual portion size without being pressured to give them double scoop of rice, extra cheese, and more than the meat portion that we are TRAINED to be serving. Chipotle is supposed to be a healthy restaurant but people want their bowls to be spilling off the sides and for burritos to be impossible to be wrapped before they pay $11.

[@Fallen-angel2020]

I live in England and honestly would be shocked to receive that amount of food. I wouldn’t even be able to eat half that amount and I’d feel bad wasting it. I’d be more than happy with the standard amount. We generally don’t get huge portions here.

[@oliviamillard5415]

Ex chipotle employee here! I remember being taught the portion sizes of every food item and if u did go according to the specific portion sizes it is a very small meal. (I’m talking a 4oz scoop of rice which doesn’t even cover the bottom of the bowl, and when have u ever seen the rice NOT cover the bottom of the bowl at least??) But when a customer is in front of you and they ask for more u always give more, so naturally u start giving out bigger than standard portion sizes to stop hearing “can I have more can I have more” to everything. Managers are always up ur butt about portion sizes so for the online orders u can make smaller bowls/burritos to make up for how much extra ur using (or wasting) on the in person orders. That’s at least how I saw it.

[@dizzychickawa9920]

Exactly

[@LuxValkyrie]

So in other words, yes, Chipotle is ripping off and overcharging their customers. Thank you for confirming.

[@tazhienunurbusinezz1703]

So the people that end up paying more are subsidizing the people typically paying less? Fun.

[@samg6243]

exactlyyyyyy

[@bish_puddin]

So I don’t understand why you aren’t charging extra for more when the customer asks for more? Every restaurant charges extra for extra food so why doesn’t chipotle?

[@user-jy8jq8mr1f]

This whole group is SO funny but Ryland is low key the funniest! "Ya that's her & her baby." 😂😂😂

[@melchild]

Ryland made this account to comment this

[@sundaysunlight5505]

@@melchildLMAOOOOOOOOOO

[@TheeTrillian]

Really? He kinda ruins every video for me

[@user-jy8jq8mr1f]

@@melchild 😂😂😂 that would be a petty Ryland move! Lol

[@wickedthisway1239]

Jerrid was everything in this video! Lol Him stepping away to fart alot, I was dying laughing, The entire dynamic what this whole group is hilarious didn't even care about chipotle ripping people off at the end because I was so entertained by this group😂😊❤

[@hahafunifuni]

When Shane said it was hot in the van and Jerrid said it was about to be stanky in there lmao

[@sweethrtmadness4771]

😂😂 legit cackling in my cubicle at work!! The mini van drive had me laughing so hard

[@amandaa4744]

I love Jared so much! "My goal in life is to own a minivan". Then Spencer "It's good to set achievable goals". & Sandy is just beautiful & smiling, having an amazing time, enjoying whatever the day brings!

[@KweenKimberly]

I absolutely ADORE Sandee!!! Like I could totally see us being friends in "real life" 😆 She's so sweet & funny & always has a positive attitude. Going to Disneyland with this group would be the best day EVER 💯😂 (I WISH!)

[@petarenae4823]

Lizzie, "He just screamed at them & farted." I'm barely holding on ppl😂😂😂

[@NikkaTiel]

Happens at 34:27-36

[@OsnapitzMitsy]

Jerid walking off to fart every couple of minutes was too funny 😂

[@chasetanquilut6943]

ryland saying “doesn’t even break 2-hundy” genuinely made me choke on my croissant i laughed so hard

[@lizziMiami]

“STEAK! The bloodier the better!” Took me tf out 😂😂😂

[@leelaynemaynard706]

The dynamic between Shane and Jared is the best. Because they're brother's they're able to riff off each other so fast. They should both be comedians 😂

[@eisenhardt9928]

I don’t think I’ve been so early to a video in my life, but I’m obsessed with you. Thank you for everything that you do.

[@Kelsikush]

Same 😂 I was watching other videos and saw this come up and was like yeasssss

[@kalnfornia]

You need a hobby

[@designed100]

Boundaries before you become the podcast.......

[@savv4444]

@@kalnfornia you need manners

[@DanteLOL-u5s]

@@kalnforniawhy are you here? Stfu. Fr.

[@sup1146]

I just wanna say… controversies asides… Shane is still the king of KZbin. After everything still averaging 1 M views a vid. Also the layout of the video from beginning to end. The description layout. Everything he’s just so good 😊 just wanted to give props and appreciation. Love you guys.

[@NikkieTwix]

GLOCKAMOLE has me screaming ! 🤣

[@hollyroberts390]

Omg that burnout leaving the house had me DYING 😂

[@Alexlovesfalll]

YKK ITS GON BE AN INSANE VIDEO WHEN SHANE SAYS “OMGOMGOMG” IN THE BEGINNING

[@absaralsadig5220]

Seeing 7 full grown adults get excited and hyped up while weighing stuff in a scale.. is definitely something 😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭

[@annakay8882]

Who’s dying laughing their ass off alone in every episode 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Southern_Made]

Shane’s Conspiracy videos r not only iconic but so nostalgic! Btw saw an old video today and there was a chucke cheese add lol!

[@thalia9789]

I love how your conspiracy videos have basically turned into Scooby-Doo. It's honestly so fun to watch!

[@classof13hhs]

My fave part of this video time and time again is when Jerid says “it’s about to STANK” and Shane spits out his drink 😂😂 it was such a genuine funny moment that caught Shane off guard 😂

[@4ndr0599]

shanee you should do some ghost hunting next pls🥹

[@Dream-id7nj]

Up vote

[@misshissable]

yes!

[@NikkieTwix]

Yes!! 🙌

[@JessAnonymous]

Yessss I miss him doing those vids!! But he has to be hella careful bc some spirits will follow you

[@piscesstew]

i second this i miss it sm

[@laynanay6252]

it’s actually really nice that chipotle has 2 separate lines. otherwise people would be complaining their orders aren’t ready and it wouldn’t be so chaotic doing online and in person orders. so it does make sense. it’s hard to understand how a restaurant works without even working there.

[@bubble_slayer7143]

We also water down our Queso. As a former employee, the portioning is true for the most part. We are told by management to give less with online orders so we can move quicker and focus on inside orders. However, the customers can also ask for extra stuff, whereas with online orders no one is there to ask for anything extra.

[@Hannah-zd3wf]

This is what I was thinking, I used to work there too and it’s not that we would do less than the portion amount for online orders, it’s just in person we’d get yelled at by customers to add more and not expect to be charged so we just inherently started beefing up line orders lol

[@ladylonglove6740]

But no one in the video asked for more right?

[@lizalove91]

I don’t think I’ve ever asked for more! It’s already so much

[@cheryle3256]

I'm home with Covid and Jerid's constant fart trips have given me the first laughs I've had in days. Thank you.

[@offxcialkvn1931]

i’ve rewatched this like 8 times now. idk what it is about this episode but it’s literally my favorite. the vibe amongst you ryland, jerid, sandy, chris, and the rest is so natural and funny. keep these videos coming pleaseeee

[@TheCaterpickle]

i think his videos just feel nostalgic

[@katiehart6338]

YESS i love these videos 😭😭

[@sammikeiko8860]

South Park made an episode about everyone eating chipotle and they all had bloody diarrhea but kept eating it, this reminds me of that

[@haleighklemm]

Holy hell I laughed so hard when Jerid said “yeah it’s about to STANK” 🤣 Shane spitting out his drink after that took me out 😂💀 this whole group is just…✨🥹

[@classof13hhs]

I went back and replayed it 3 times! I laughed so hard 😂

[@haleighklemm]

@@classof13hhs SAME 🤣

[@Vale_laMadre]

Lmfaooo the mini van intro 😭🤣💀 Spencer DID look good in it 🤣 and Lizzie’s face it up too lmfao

[@abbyhighley7468]

When Shane and Jerid hugged was so sweet and funny! Love this family!

[@orangexylem]

You guys should make "I don't have to be good at math to know I'm getting ripped off" merch. 😂

[@hufflepuff0074]

I'm obsessed with this group and it cracks me up every time Spencer laughs while he talks

[@usernfhujls8909]

LMAOOOO spencer having to go in 800 times and the "whats up guys were at chipotle and we're going to try.. an.. order"

[@amyzapot5799]

Ex chipotle person here. We are supposed to give the same portions for everyone. But those portions are usually way smaller than what people expect. But the employees who are the strongest in terms of portioning and speed will always go to the second line because management can't hover and they are usually alone. Also the second line is just for throughput. If we made all the orders on one line it would have been chaos.

[@brittanysmelser]

The conspiracy van tour was so hilarious! Dying! I love these videos so much shane!! keep them coming!

[@nataliamatassa]

as a former chipotle worker , they trained me to scoop a big scoop infront of the customer but knock more than half of that scoop off but do it really fast so the customer doesn’t notice lol. and as of onlines , yes. absolutely they skimp u on purpose bc the customer isn’t watching you do it. there’s a separate area for onlines which they call the “expo” line. i was ordered to give less food on expo and if i didn’t it would “come out of my check” knowing that not how it works lol so i always hooked pekole up regardless

[@therealheatherlinn]

Currently on a flight to Hawaii sitting next to my sister REBECAH! 😂 so funny y’all! Love you all and chipotle has my ❤

[@nimsi9436]

can we please have more videos like this , i couldn't stop laughing , The whole group is SO WHOLESOME, you can feel and see how real you are with each other.

[@jordynmelvin3315]

It’s the Jerid PASSIONATELY screaming “They’re f*cking ripping people off DUDE!” and Ryland’s “Doesn’t even break two-hundy..”. That absolutely took me out 😂

[@leenaravenwood]

Omg Ryland in the trunk was oddly wholesome. Like, "damn this gang seems so fun I wanna join"

[@notalithiumbarbiedoll3535]

I love these videos with the whole squad, they make my day! The whole group is so chaotic in the best way but Jerid and Lizzie might be my favorite. Jerid is so hilarious and Lizzie is so amazingly unhinged lmao

[@caitlinmua]

“As triggering as it is I bought a scale” I had the same reaction for my baking 😂😂😂

[@arianefrantz8003]

Jared’s love for queso is so relatable. Spencer’s TikTok personality is so funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@gamerbrat8537]

The way Lizze went from "I don't want to be a part of this" to "I'm a Tik toker, give me the most" is the chaotic energy I live for 💜💜💜

[@mars_00006]

Bro she tries so hard to be funny, she keeps cracking jokes and it goes silent. It makes me cringe

[@kekeleakes9622]

@@mars_00006she literally looked straight up mad and annoyed when Chris made the job about the 30year old tik tokers. I try and like her but sometimes she can’t take a joke

[@mars_00006]

@@kekeleakes9622ikr!!! She seems so stuck up. I tried liking her too but i just can’t

[@theresabendell9485]

OMG 🤣 When the back of the van opens and Ryland is sitting there...HILARIOUS 😂😂😂

[@kaycandy79]

I am LOVING the Conspiracy Moblie. The conversation and fun you all are having is great.

[@mary0720]

Ryland's "he he he" is sending meee😂😂😂😂

[@user13073]

We need more conspiracies!! They give me a nostalgic feeling lol

[@bribee1346]

Not Shane showing off his 751 credit score during his rocketmoney ads 😭😭😭

[@ejune0381]

I love Jerrids personality. He brings so much to these videos.

[@angelicagarciaherrer]

I just moved into a studio and feel a little lonely. SEEING YOU POST especially these kinds of videos makes me so happy.

[@ClaireSylvia]

Jerid “it’s about to stank” Shane immediately spits his drink 🤣🤣🤣. Also Ryland’s energy in this video was…. Interesting 😅

[@envynyatv]

Hey Shane, I used to work at Chipotle and I can also confirm with online orders we have to use the portions we’re supposed to or less. It depends how much stuff they get. The reasoning is bc they don’t see us making their food how the people inside do , so they wouldn’t be able to say they want more of something. I asked management why and they said it will help us not run out so quick and be able to finish the orders faster instead of worrying about struggling to close the bowl or roll the burritos how we do in the line (with the in person customers)

[@Writing4MySoul]

The conspiracy van needs a bumper sticker that says “I’m a hungry boy!” 😂😂😂

[@tenshi4723]

Not the "PROMISE?"-Sandy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I love everyone in this group!

[@kayleeroyal225]

Has anyone ever noticed Ryland gets more sassy when his hair gets long 😂

[@madalinegrove3700]

I’m a nursing student and IN my recent Medsurg book it says to AVOID eating at places “like Chipotle” *they dropped that name specifically* because it’s one of the leading causes of GI upset/disturbances/ food poisoning Just throwing that out there for everyone 😳

[@myaclark7807]

I literally ate chipotle once and it gave me food poisoning

[@madalinegrove3700]

The first time my boyfriend ate it he got it too! And then everyone in Shane’s video says the same thing soooo

[@myaclark7807]

@@madalinegrove3700 my bf loves chipotle and and since I got food poisoning I’m just like no 🤢

[@MelissaOvalle98]

Omg yes me and my fiance ate chipotle and got food poisoning! Can’t even hear the name it makes me nauseous 🤢

[@laurenelizabeth2526]

the first time i ever ate at chipotle i got food poisoning 😭 and never went back

[@kimneman4225]

This makes sense. The LAST time I went in to order the employee was rude and didn't want to take my order. They literally told me I should order online!

[@tashahainey2020]

Ha! My Chipotle said they don't take in person orders only online!

[@jasminerose7148]

What? I've worked there 3 years ee have never done that. Call corporate on their asses lol

[@ChristinaProticMotivation]

Bravo. This was hilarious and very informative.👍🏻I never eat Chipotle anyways because my stomach always feels weird afterwards, but most of my friends and family do.

[@kainjilol]

AHHH IM SO EXCITED I BADLY WANTED A SHANE CONSPIRACY VIDEO

[@Lucra.Living]

FINALLY you guys got a GOOD vehicle for all the videos. Food and conspiracies!! LOVVVE THE *VAN* ❤❤❤❤

[@savv4444]

honestly they should just keep it since they have the twins now!

[@yasje91]

Jerrid has me dying he’s very passionate about this 🤣

[@lifelovedeathforever]

Not me getting The notification for the video as I was ordering chipotle 😂

[@dollface2778]

I LOVE when Chris turns the camera around so we can see his reaction ❤❤❤❤ like YESSS CHRISSSYYYY