Chloe's IRL Girl Fact Broke All The Guys In Chat...

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【 Sakamata Chloe / hololive 】
Original Stream: 【 デュエホロ 】デッキ構築型ローグライクゲームのデュエホロ遊んでみる!【ホロライブ/沙花叉クロヱ】
• 【 デュエホロ 】デッキ構築型ローグライクゲ...
Chloe Channel: / @sakamatachloe
#hololive #hololiveenglish #sakamatachloe #vtuberensubs #ホロライブ #沙花叉クロヱ

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@Villhaze_
@Villhaze_ Ай бұрын
I watch this after Subaru's pregnant clip. So this is Hololive
@nearata
@nearata Ай бұрын
same
@imstupid880
@imstupid880 Ай бұрын
This is Yagoo's dream.
@xmixaplix
@xmixaplix Ай бұрын
Welcome newcomers. here's your complementary cookie from the Takodachis. We have plenty of Oshi to go around but note we have a category of lewd ones, the baby ones, the fantasy ones, or the animal kingdom depending on what suit your preference. We have been trying to advocate for the mama category but that seems to be a working progress.
@areaempty1525
@areaempty1525 Ай бұрын
@@xmixaplix I think we've got the mom catagory down with the literal mother nature and the pink ponther
@SomeoneThatExists-rj5oo
@SomeoneThatExists-rj5oo Ай бұрын
"This is Hololive 🙂👍" -Shork-chan
@chefaris2021
@chefaris2021 Ай бұрын
Chat: "Spread it with your fingers" Chloe: "I've seen enough doujin to know where this is going"
@nikik5567
@nikik5567 Ай бұрын
Maybe so, but I showed this clip to my wife and she said it would probably help. So Chloe might want to try it at least.
@Xtoxinlolinecronomicon
@Xtoxinlolinecronomicon Ай бұрын
"Ku~~paaaa~"
@jamesmccomb9525
@jamesmccomb9525 Ай бұрын
​@@nikik5567As far as I understand it, spreading the lips would probably be like pulling back the foreskin in terms of helping you pee. Necessary for some people to do, not so necessary for others. Man or woman, if you want the pee to come out in a straight line consistently you need to open up a pathway from the urethra to the toilet so that skin isn't in the way.
@goosmdoosm4755
@goosmdoosm4755 Ай бұрын
@@nikik5567don't tell nene you have an irl wife
@nikik5567
@nikik5567 Ай бұрын
@@goosmdoosm4755 don’t plan to. But that means none of y’all can snitch.
@platedplatypus9932
@platedplatypus9932 Ай бұрын
She's approaching band aid levels of "why are you telling us this". Wild shit to talk about but I'm not complaining.
@Hugsloth
@Hugsloth Ай бұрын
Pretty sure Coco did this very activity LIVE on her stream back in the day, so...
@swagtachiuchiha1501
@swagtachiuchiha1501 Ай бұрын
​@@HugslothChloe did one of those too if I'm not mistaken
@jaymzOG
@jaymzOG Ай бұрын
I'm cool with it. Hololive seiso sanitization "oh no I can't talk about that" gets super old after a while.
@Akrilloth
@Akrilloth Ай бұрын
@@jaymzOG Yeah, up to each streamer to dictate what kind of culture they want within the chat, as long as they realize there are no backsies, when you open the pandoras box of band aids and cooch shaving, you ain't closing it ever again.
@bassbusterx
@bassbusterx Ай бұрын
ah the bandaid clip, it pulled me into this rabbit hole way back in 2018
@SoulstrikerV
@SoulstrikerV Ай бұрын
Chloe: When you pee... it flies towards one dot, right? Chloe seems to think we have the Red Dot Sight attachment equipped.
@normanclatcher
@normanclatcher Ай бұрын
I had mine done for... tactical reseach purposes. I _never_ miss anymore.
@kingpet
@kingpet Ай бұрын
Mine has a iron scope
@Driahva
@Driahva Ай бұрын
Do you both have picatinny rails or something?
@dana-wrath
@dana-wrath Ай бұрын
i never leave the house without a vortex razor 1-6x low powered variable optic attached to my cocka
@FrVitoBe
@FrVitoBe Ай бұрын
Dont get the Scope guys it sounds cool, but the ads are fake. it takes a while to align if you're off mark by a lot
@zeanolafboyopos1409
@zeanolafboyopos1409 Ай бұрын
Yagoo's tears are sprinkling right now
@danialmirza9712
@danialmirza9712 Ай бұрын
That's not the only thing that's sprinkling.
@aSwineofCulture
@aSwineofCulture Ай бұрын
everywhere, like a fountain
@Hertamain
@Hertamain Ай бұрын
Tf you mean sprinklin? At this point, it's a whole ass garden hose.
@ardantop132na6
@ardantop132na6 Ай бұрын
Sprinkling as his *Broken Dream.*
@Menuki
@Menuki Ай бұрын
Much like Chloe’s pee apparently
@Agmanthion
@Agmanthion Ай бұрын
you're sitting on the porcelain toilet machine wrong. turn around so you have that little shelf for you milk/cookies and your doujinshi
@vynsyx2771
@vynsyx2771 Ай бұрын
south park did this no?
@YamatoFukkatsu
@YamatoFukkatsu Ай бұрын
In all seriousness, I don't even understand how people can stand taking magazines or portable game systems in there, let alone food........ I mean, I sure don't wanna be handling my possessions with the hand I use to wipe with pre-wash.
@Yachii
@Yachii Ай бұрын
​@@YamatoFukkatsu you don't take your phone with you?
@gaemer3967
@gaemer3967 Ай бұрын
​@@YamatoFukkatsu your hand isn't dirty unitl you wipe tho?
@chelswu3880
@chelswu3880 Ай бұрын
now thats a protip 😂
@ED-yy4te
@ED-yy4te Ай бұрын
I like how the chat is telling her to stop. 😂
@USSAnimeNCC-
@USSAnimeNCC- Ай бұрын
I’m nah learn ya want girlfriend don’t you Also show how women have it harder even in a world that even stuff like this and blood moon and giving birth is something men don’t have to deal and we don’t live in a world that equal how patriarchy, sexism, and misogyny still exist which square gender pay gap also the expectation for women who are mother to drop their dream and career while men who are father aren’t instead of being something that should be different on a cause by cause basis and sometimes some bs belief about both sex’s most people around the world don’t live their life with gender equality that a new concept compare to the patriarchal view people live that was come by people who thought that lighting mean god is mad at them
@shallteargf5974
@shallteargf5974 Ай бұрын
Aint nobody readin allat😭​@@USSAnimeNCC-
@mahapatrasohamm
@mahapatrasohamm Ай бұрын
@@USSAnimeNCC-Woah,woah. Break up into paragraphs. I got a minor headache reading all that info in a paragraph.( it’s a phone user problem)
@shuiveri5782
@shuiveri5782 Ай бұрын
​@@USSAnimeNCC- dayum calm down dude
@arent2295
@arent2295 Ай бұрын
​@@USSAnimeNCC-am I tripping or is this barely understandable??
@devilopment3291
@devilopment3291 Ай бұрын
her openness about the topic is inversely proportional to how closed her lips are.
@tiramusi
@tiramusi Ай бұрын
Which lips tho?
@DinnerForkTongue
@DinnerForkTongue Ай бұрын
@@tiramusi Guess.
@stephennelson4954
@stephennelson4954 Ай бұрын
Curtains made of meat. Perhaps.
@nya69696
@nya69696 Ай бұрын
Of course it would closed from the position she told here I think she didn't properly spread her leg open
@hamsterjohn
@hamsterjohn Ай бұрын
ayo
@DinnerForkTongue
@DinnerForkTongue Ай бұрын
If she sits on the loo with her legs closed together, her labia are squishing against her urethra's exit. That's the same effect of putting a finger on the end of the garden hose when the water pressure is too high - the stream gets a lot of turbulent collateral spray that goes everywhere.
@SuperMapleaddict
@SuperMapleaddict Ай бұрын
But... I can't wrap around my head how having hair prevented that from not happening in the first place, unless it acted like guide some how??
@rigierish3807
@rigierish3807 Ай бұрын
My flow is so non-turbulent, it makes a perfect laminar flow
@Tomoki_Robo
@Tomoki_Robo Ай бұрын
​@@SuperMapleaddictyes U know that some ppl have a chain in their roof gutters so that the water that goes down doesn't just spread everywhere? probably same reason
@Noodles-sd9hb
@Noodles-sd9hb Ай бұрын
This possible if the hairs are long and/or dense enough. Simply put, the pee will pass through the hairs first making the stream less violent.
@Reverae
@Reverae Ай бұрын
@@SuperMapleaddictit’s the same way how putting a chopstick to direct the water to prevent spillage, the hair guides the water.
@hissatsu99
@hissatsu99 Ай бұрын
I can't listen to this without hearing Kanata's voice saying "Oi, Sakamata!" 🤣
@Tamachii12
@Tamachii12 Ай бұрын
This kinda reminds me of Nene and Lamy with nene discussing about the same topic and Lamy bonking her with the Yamena !
@YawnMK1
@YawnMK1 Ай бұрын
Also, Towa screaming in the distancie _"Kimoooooi!"_
@FrinniferFran
@FrinniferFran Ай бұрын
@@Tamachii12*distant but audible* "YAMENAAAAA!"
@roaming_data
@roaming_data Ай бұрын
@@Tamachii12clip or what to search?
@Tamachii12
@Tamachii12 Ай бұрын
@@roaming_data there are clips about it.
@Smartz118
@Smartz118 Ай бұрын
Those $100 Superchats spitting facts.
@valnain
@valnain Ай бұрын
...is she saying the mass of hair used to catch the spray, and then it would all just drain straight down in a neat stream lol
@SillyMakesVids
@SillyMakesVids Ай бұрын
Sure sounds like it...
@Dlihclive
@Dlihclive Ай бұрын
Gross but... practical???
@burukani
@burukani Ай бұрын
I think with hairs it goes to straight line while without hairs it became sprinkle. Hmmm... really confusing physics.
@Currywurst-zo8oo
@Currywurst-zo8oo Ай бұрын
Both are moving each other. The hairs probably collectively form a tip that then shapes the beam. Worst case there is a steady stream and some additional dripping straight down.
@vallecend6855
@vallecend6855 Ай бұрын
Idk man, but it sure is an interesting mechanic 😂
@SaladinG14
@SaladinG14 Ай бұрын
gotta be real, feeling comfortable enough to talk about stuff like this is pretty lit. was interesting to hear.
@NationalistsRuinAmerica
@NationalistsRuinAmerica Ай бұрын
what do you think about middle school girls getting hair removals in Japan like she said?
@mekosuji_facemask
@mekosuji_facemask Ай бұрын
"When guy's pee... it flies toward one dot, right?" hahaha, no😐
@mahapatrasohamm
@mahapatrasohamm Ай бұрын
In the best case scenario( usually that’s what happens, depending on male to male). Otherwise it’s goes sprinkler
@KovoN
@KovoN Ай бұрын
@@mahapatrasohamm sometimes i suffer from the split shot, and both stream misses the bowl... its a hassle to clean up
@mahapatrasohamm
@mahapatrasohamm Ай бұрын
@@KovoN I also do suffer from spilt streams occasionally as well but it’s not that bad for me ( having a wider toilet bowl does make it easier to handle split streams) I usually pee with a straight line.
@captainrev4959
@captainrev4959 Ай бұрын
It should, if you are doing it right.
@sebreb
@sebreb Ай бұрын
Yeah like it happens to me too everytime like whenever my co** kinds of roll over or been tucked in by my undies too long it shoots out in two like “ wtf, go straight ni**a we ain't shootin multiple toilets here ” 😂​@@mahapatrasohamm
@conor-m
@conor-m Ай бұрын
Hearing her say 準備OK is wild
@くるみみ
@くるみみ Ай бұрын
Why?
@tranminh-hm2nk
@tranminh-hm2nk Ай бұрын
Sounds extremely close to Manko. Meaning pu**y in Japanese
@Riftweaver1981
@Riftweaver1981 Ай бұрын
@@くるみみ because hes a simp for asian girls and trying to justify his obsession for his collection of vtuber jpgs on his hard drive
@07Lightless
@07Lightless Ай бұрын
@@くるみみit just is 😅
@Windyyyyyyyyy
@Windyyyyyyyyy Ай бұрын
Absolutely WACKY clip from Sakamata
@PierceArner
@PierceArner Ай бұрын
Once again, VTubers out here doing an _excellent_ job of casually discussing things that would almost never be spoken about openly. Obscure everyday complications like this are the types of things that too often don't get asked about even if they have direct answers (like the SC mentioned), because people often lack someone in their personal circle who they can ask directly - so they just struggle with difficulties needlessly. As odd as it can seem in isolation, that sort of open vulnerability is a super positive thing, and in this setting it also means a ton of people also learn those things without having to ask & also feel more comfortable nonjudgmentally discussing those things with others in the future.
@R_Gantria_Surya_Kusumah
@R_Gantria_Surya_Kusumah Ай бұрын
True and agree 👍 And nothing to be worry because the avatar only represent as speaker to answer and explain much those taboo things 😂😂🤣 Im not even care if i know the person behind the avatars..its just like different person and persona in other side..👍
@ariqsyauqi4117
@ariqsyauqi4117 Ай бұрын
piss boy
@MALICEM12
@MALICEM12 Ай бұрын
The educational stuff is good, I find modern women far faaaar too often end up saying some misandry shit the second genitals starts coming into topic. Particularly in the West. EN just now has a suspicious track record of emasculating "humor" and comments. So simply put, I don't trust most of them to have the conversation.
@failswithtails
@failswithtails Ай бұрын
I'm glad and grateful that these topics are gradually becoming more openly and candidly discussed.
@Asiliea
@Asiliea Ай бұрын
I agree that this is awesome to see online, especially when it's not entirely anonymous too. I've always been "that guy" for everyone in my circles that's 1000% willing and capable to talk about the most taboo subjects openly, especially those that people find personally embarrassing. Absolutely zero shame about those subjects, and proud of it. Can easily change lives for the better being that person for others. And it's awesome to see more people do that online. Just don't talk to me about finances. We all have our weaknesses 😅😂
@Absolute__Zero
@Absolute__Zero Ай бұрын
I don’t know what brought up this topic I don’t know why she had to go that in-depth into it But all I know is that Yagoo probably suddenly collapsed onto his knees, and Ao-kun must’ve gotten the sudden urge to smile in superiority 🗿
@PekoXMiko
@PekoXMiko Ай бұрын
funny that I got recommended the clip about Ao explaining how she had her lower hair completely removed shortly before getting this clip recommended next LMAO
@takohris3313
@takohris3313 Ай бұрын
Yagoo is just paralyzed from all this happening
@indra_vrtrahan
@indra_vrtrahan Ай бұрын
Ao Kun being smooth smooth is cannon 😂
@honsuaman8743
@honsuaman8743 Ай бұрын
I don’t think so. I’ve heard from many travelers it’s normal in Japan to speak about toilet trips
@AMaidenlessRunt
@AMaidenlessRunt Ай бұрын
Yagoo was jacking off like the rest of the audience
@kordiark
@kordiark Ай бұрын
This is the Hololive I wake up, go to work and live for.
@dfcx1
@dfcx1 Ай бұрын
Chloe has evolved from streamer to sprinkler.
@AzwraithPL
@AzwraithPL Ай бұрын
The「耐えてくれアーカイブ!」in chat made me laugh.
@spidernevi
@spidernevi Ай бұрын
"spreading with your fingers" sasuga lewd orca, she instantly went in that direction
@cheeseburgerpaladin
@cheeseburgerpaladin Ай бұрын
You know sometimes I forget that we can't always relate to the things the girls go through. So that means there are topics like this. I think Chloe would make a great candidate for Girl Talk with Kiara!
@MrCh0o
@MrCh0o Ай бұрын
*Spray n' pray gang has joined the chat*
@cheeseburgerpaladin
@cheeseburgerpaladin Ай бұрын
@@MrCh0o (I was always a memeber 🤝)
@wrightcember
@wrightcember Ай бұрын
..???????? we???
@konfaunaraara2738
@konfaunaraara2738 Ай бұрын
At first i thought she was talking about leg hair or armpit hair Then i realised
@ScareFire
@ScareFire Ай бұрын
I though it was head hair 😭
@MonochromeMemories
@MonochromeMemories Ай бұрын
@@ScareFire wtf :D
@kojin.2932
@kojin.2932 Ай бұрын
At first i thought u typed "released" lmao
@babelette
@babelette Ай бұрын
@@ScareFire head hair removal? You... psychopath. 😱
@NModem
@NModem Ай бұрын
you telling me that the stream where she was shaving was not the legs??!?!??11??
@pizhhhout
@pizhhhout Ай бұрын
Smooth-cooch Sakamata
@rockfalls3007
@rockfalls3007 Ай бұрын
I mean, have you ever seen hairy orca?
@gotenks1114
@gotenks1114 Ай бұрын
@@rockfalls3007 Yes. Orcas are mammals so they technically have hair.
@Aeririn
@Aeririn Ай бұрын
@@gotenks1114 they don't though... Calves have some whispers but they fall out soon after, but whales and dolphins (orcas are a type of dolphin) are hairless since it helps with swimming (also having hair doesn't make you a mammal given spiders are super hairy and not mammals ㅋㅋㅋㅋ)
@gotenks1114
@gotenks1114 Ай бұрын
@@Aeririn All mammals have hair, but not every animal with hair is a mammal.
@purrfekt
@purrfekt Ай бұрын
Her R34 art is gonna be sooooo spicy
@pyrocraft5928
@pyrocraft5928 Ай бұрын
Or salty
@Niskirin
@Niskirin Ай бұрын
@@pyrocraft5928 It will spread like a sprinkler.
@VickTijuas
@VickTijuas Ай бұрын
Chloe 🧃
@GADING05_VIPER
@GADING05_VIPER Ай бұрын
🗿🗿🗿
@juampisito
@juampisito Ай бұрын
Always has been
@motoharumotoharu
@motoharumotoharu Ай бұрын
This is somewhat educational... i learned something new about female biology............. but wtf?
@MoMo-kd7wb
@MoMo-kd7wb Ай бұрын
I mean... This is only weird to people with no female close friends, no close relationship to female siblings/cousins, or no girlfriend/wife. Most of my male friends (around 25 y.o.) already knows these things lol edit: i got lots of replies, and some were true (that vtubing has fairly younger audience) but i guess i have a fairly selective environment wherein most of the people around me have great sex education. but still.... I don't think people should be reacting like "wtf" about this...
@Av-8008
@Av-8008 Ай бұрын
@@MoMo-kd7wb How many dudes that watch Vtubers do you think have any of those things you listed LMAO. I have a close relationship with my sister but there has NEVER been a situation where we would talk about this lol
@itiswhatitisnowcrymore
@itiswhatitisnowcrymore Ай бұрын
​@@MoMo-kd7wb Mf has PhD in yapping.
@valnain
@valnain Ай бұрын
@@MoMo-kd7wb a dude as cool as you should know not everyone can be a cool dude like you
@PrimeGamator
@PrimeGamator Ай бұрын
@@MoMo-kd7wb That's the most stupid take i've heard in a while. Many guys have lived with their mother and sister, have/had female friends and have/had girlfriends and not necessarily ever had a conversation about that or situation that made that topic come up
@Sturkfoot
@Sturkfoot Ай бұрын
Yagoo's dreams keep shattering since yesterday. Subaru's pregnancy and Sakamata's shaving...
@BlueLoveYT
@BlueLoveYT Ай бұрын
Didn't know hair down their made a difference for women. Ya learn something new everyday
@Spyduck
@Spyduck Ай бұрын
It does, aesthetically. But this revelation is something new. Girls really have it tough when it comes to the payoff for aesthetics.
@Fuzhou
@Fuzhou Ай бұрын
How did you not?
@hornmonk3zit
@hornmonk3zit Ай бұрын
@@Fuzhou I think we just assume most girls aren't getting their bush sopping wet every time they pee, that sounds straight up unsanitary.
@USSAnimeNCC-
@USSAnimeNCC- Ай бұрын
And we probably need better sex ed in school also as an American we don’t do sex ed well in most places and state still do don’t have no sex before marriage thing and say some bs that nobody believes is true and do t work
@Suckeychicken
@Suckeychicken Ай бұрын
this is not an issue with hair removal, this is an issue with chloe who has been using her hair as a raincatch instead of spreading it like a normal human being
@fukukyun78
@fukukyun78 Ай бұрын
She just confirmed the "shaving" stream was... uh... "that" hair lol
@sh1r0.n3k0
@sh1r0.n3k0 Ай бұрын
It's a sensitive topic but at some point it also educational. I think she deliver it perfectly
@linuxtuxvolds5917
@linuxtuxvolds5917 Ай бұрын
Absolutely
@Jacobtheunwise
@Jacobtheunwise Ай бұрын
It's not educational this chick just doesn't know to to piss she's not spreading her legs enough
@tiltead0319
@tiltead0319 Ай бұрын
legendary clip
@aselito242
@aselito242 Ай бұрын
boquita el mas grande
@tiltead0319
@tiltead0319 Ай бұрын
@@aselito242 HOY JUEGA BOOOOOCA
@IDESTROYER236
@IDESTROYER236 Ай бұрын
"Boquita el ma grande, papa-san." -Inugami Korone
@AWanderingSwordsman
@AWanderingSwordsman Ай бұрын
As I suspected, significant user error was the cause. Also how you gonna be too embarrassed to do anything in the bathroom. You are by yourself.
@Hugsloth
@Hugsloth Ай бұрын
It's Chloe... she probably gets nervous just being watched by her reflection in the mirror lol
@MrCh0o
@MrCh0o Ай бұрын
Afraid of someone hacking the rear view camera in the smart toilet
@TikiHolostarsRanking
@TikiHolostarsRanking Ай бұрын
The ghosts might still be watching
@BestHakase
@BestHakase Ай бұрын
​@@MrCh0o hacking WHAT? Lmao)
@davidnguyen3469
@davidnguyen3469 Ай бұрын
I swear I've learnt more about the ins and outs of a woman's body from vtuber clips than I have from everywhere else combined.
@baseult116
@baseult116 Ай бұрын
Get a girlfriend then
@davidnguyen3469
@davidnguyen3469 Ай бұрын
@@baseult116 You must be the real fun of a party.
@Speed001
@Speed001 22 күн бұрын
​@@baseult116 oof
@baseult116
@baseult116 22 күн бұрын
@@davidnguyen3469 you too if all you do is watching vtubers all day long. touch some grass and maybe you find a girl some day. that wont change if you never leave your basement
@davidnguyen3469
@davidnguyen3469 22 күн бұрын
@@baseult116 Sure...
@randomseasoning5799
@randomseasoning5799 Ай бұрын
Yes this is an issue for the first few weeks and as it grows, it becomes really itchy too.
@itskouya
@itskouya Ай бұрын
❄🗣 "YAMENAAAAAA~!!"
@zulchemical
@zulchemical Ай бұрын
Never change SAKAMATA CHLOE
@akatsukiwolf2735
@akatsukiwolf2735 Ай бұрын
So Chloe has to make an inverted V-sign with her pointing and middle fingers to spread open the path to the urethra, the solution seems logical. Or just aim better using trial and error.
@seighartmercury
@seighartmercury Ай бұрын
"Aim better" isn't gonna help if there's literal skin in the way (edit: misspelling)
@akatsukiwolf2735
@akatsukiwolf2735 Ай бұрын
@@seighartmercury You are right, especially if the spray pattern is random.
@bluewolf7111
@bluewolf7111 Ай бұрын
Its not about aiming, as skin gets in the way, its equivalent to the split shot on males (urethra is slightly closed so it splits) aiming does nothing then.
@linuxtuxvolds5917
@linuxtuxvolds5917 Ай бұрын
Don't forget that pulling up slightly helps, too -- there is some skin that gets in the way of the hole, and by pulling up... Well, best way to describe it is, she becomes a sniper.
@toazethegecko
@toazethegecko Ай бұрын
Ahh yes my monthly "What on earth did I just watched" session seems like in good progress.
@Satans_Adopted
@Satans_Adopted Ай бұрын
She's quite literally pissing on yagoo's idol dream 😂 And that Akasupa? One heck of a finisher move...
@TheDorianTube
@TheDorianTube Ай бұрын
I feel like this is ''worse'' than anything Marine and Matsuri have ever said, combined LOL
@obake6290
@obake6290 Ай бұрын
I don't think it beats out the Matsuri pee-drinking clip, but its probably worse than anything I've seen from Marine.
@normanclatcher
@normanclatcher Ай бұрын
​@@obake6290Instant loss.
@Anvica
@Anvica Ай бұрын
New copypasta unlocked: There was another shocking thing. There is one downside of hair removal. What do you think that is? The correct answer is... you can't pee successfully! That was shocking! There are probably mostly guys watching this now. When you guys pee, it comes out in a stream, right? But you see, in girls' cases, when there's no hair, it starts to fly everywhere! Like a fountain! It even starts to drip down to my butt! Haha! I'm seriously troubled by this issue at the moment! It's the thing that's causing me the most problems currently! MY BUTT GETS SOAKED!
@jatarokemuri4549
@jatarokemuri4549 Ай бұрын
Chloe haven't heard of split streams... those are fucking annoying
@FFKonoko
@FFKonoko Ай бұрын
​@@Welterinowhich is why when you aren't out at the club, sitting down is a good idea.
@Anvica
@Anvica Ай бұрын
You would think a youtuber would have mastered the art of split strea-
@normanclatcher
@normanclatcher Ай бұрын
​@@Anvicanah, see, that's called multistreaming. A "split stream" would be something done between multiple channels.
@healme69420
@healme69420 Ай бұрын
Everytime i see talk about this "forest" its always remind me of one scene in wolf of wall street 😂 'no bush?'
@differentone_p
@differentone_p Ай бұрын
4:57 For us, guys, that's pretty usual to hold
@luka188
@luka188 Ай бұрын
If you don't have to hold, I have bad news for you.
@mahapatrasohamm
@mahapatrasohamm Ай бұрын
@@luka188if I am butt naked( usually that happens after I take a bath/shower or just before), I don’t really need to hold. It also helps that my toilet opening is quite wide( almost square shaped).
@user-vn6no3ci4f
@user-vn6no3ci4f Ай бұрын
​@@luka188You're intriguing me. What's the news?
@stelixhyx808
@stelixhyx808 Ай бұрын
smol pp ​@@user-vn6no3ci4f
@Eternal_Sufferring
@Eternal_Sufferring Ай бұрын
​@@user-vn6no3ci4fthe news is you have small pp
@KOMADO_games
@KOMADO_games Ай бұрын
つまり"ひろがるホロライブ"は伏線だったという事ですね...
@sistani3313
@sistani3313 Ай бұрын
On a sponsored stream too, lol. And that last supa, haha.
@Smartz118
@Smartz118 Ай бұрын
Sponsored by what? Nair?
@VVillage_parttimer
@VVillage_parttimer Ай бұрын
ライブで試すべきだと思います。
@Kreovolis
@Kreovolis Ай бұрын
Tf
@gerrufin
@gerrufin Ай бұрын
Ayo
@tehotea3810
@tehotea3810 Ай бұрын
Ayooo
@treeckosaurus238
@treeckosaurus238 Ай бұрын
JP bros getting freaky 😭
@AKBzz
@AKBzz Ай бұрын
Hey JP bros get your man
@MarkAmper-ot2ib
@MarkAmper-ot2ib Ай бұрын
all I want is just a hairy cat down there, but they all shave and I do not understand why.
@Dlihclive
@Dlihclive Ай бұрын
How the Hell do you sit down to pee and still misses it?! Sasuga stinky orca, finding whole new ways to kill YAGOO'S dream.
@irkanorphyn
@irkanorphyn Ай бұрын
If you don't know, you have not lived with a true girlfriend lol
@deadlymecury
@deadlymecury Ай бұрын
@@irkanorphyn I was married and I still don't know... I mean I get the idea, but flying upwards outside of the bowl?..
@FirstLast-uj9ud
@FirstLast-uj9ud Ай бұрын
It happens to guys too. If you are unlucky enough to be positioned at just the wrong angle, you can end up peeing right through the crack between the toilet seat and the toilet bowl. If you know the Trash Taste Podcast, the boys had a whole segment about this on a recent episode. I've done it myself a few times.
@deadlymecury
@deadlymecury Ай бұрын
​@@FirstLast-uj9ud it's not "too" though and easily understandable. Because you have "prolongated object" in the front dangling around. But in case of women to achieve that you need to somehow sit closer to the front of the bowl and then additionally lean back quite far, while normally you lean forward naturally.
@irkanorphyn
@irkanorphyn Ай бұрын
@@deadlymecury ever taken a wide piece of grass, stretched it tight between thumbs and down to make a whistle? Or have to pee an hour or two after nutting and it fans out a bit? Idk how to explain without yt getting grumpy lol
@LeeraChan
@LeeraChan Ай бұрын
I love that a lot of the hololive girls feel comfortable to go in with the "girls talk". It's soo nice to hear people talk about "taboo" topics that really shouldn't be taboo at all.
@johnmarkaban8591
@johnmarkaban8591 Ай бұрын
Rather than lewd, i actually find this educational NGL since the parts of men and female are vastly different so knowing how they work after a slight change is like, kinda new or amazing or something hahahaha But yup, educational
@lycheetako
@lycheetako Ай бұрын
やめろ😭😭😭😭😭
@Kiriha14
@Kiriha14 Ай бұрын
Hmm..omoshiroi
@honsuaman8743
@honsuaman8743 Ай бұрын
Now we know for sure she reads doujinshi. And she says it so openly. I think it’s more peculiar of her than speaking about hair removal
@Shrimp04
@Shrimp04 Ай бұрын
🌟New Achievement unlocked: Making Yagoo Cry Blood
@gusty9053
@gusty9053 Ай бұрын
She was the embodiment of "This whole plan was all your idea" meme. The "dare" part at the end was the highlight of the clip for me :).
@gossamera4665
@gossamera4665 Ай бұрын
So the problem was that she had her legs closed, and likely that she had her feet in a somewhat elevated position as well, seeing as she said it came out from under the rim, that would only be possible if she was facing more towards the front than down.
@TubeofDestiny
@TubeofDestiny Ай бұрын
Love how when chat starts getting into the topic, she gets instantly flustered and her doujin mind steps in 😅
@SyamuNekoSan
@SyamuNekoSan Ай бұрын
So hairy Sakamata is canon
@genial24
@genial24 Ай бұрын
*was
@TheGreatMaou
@TheGreatMaou Ай бұрын
@@genial24 RIP 😔
@NaoNakashima
@NaoNakashima Ай бұрын
@@genial24 sadge...
@koimananana
@koimananana 18 күн бұрын
​@@NaoNakashimait is a minus, but a plus. It is a fair trade.
@rauden340
@rauden340 Ай бұрын
as a woman, even I'm weirded out, how did she do that...
@Rixkie
@Rixkie Ай бұрын
As a woman, idk how she managed to spray till the floor....
@mahapatrasohamm
@mahapatrasohamm Ай бұрын
@@Rixkieas another comment mentioned , it might be because of the Asian toilet mannerisms and design(i.e. the toilet is literally a part of the ground and that you have to squat over). As an Asian who has used such toilets, it would make the most sense, unless it is a weird sitting shenanigans with the western toilet.
@Rixkie
@Rixkie Ай бұрын
@mahapatrasohamm i'm asian so i understand if it is squat toilet. But i was thinking she's using the sitting one, mainly because i've always have this image that japanese commonly have bidet 😂 i could be wrong though
@MrCh0o
@MrCh0o Ай бұрын
@@mahapatrasohamm B-but... How'd you sit on a squat toilet with your legs together... 💀
@Micheldied
@Micheldied Ай бұрын
​@@mahapatrasohamm hole-in-the-ground toilets are not common in Japan. More of a southeast Asian thing.
@shiddiweeb
@shiddiweeb Ай бұрын
Usually when I hear this sort of TMI my face turns in a confused mess. A "should I be surprised or cringe?" kind of confused mess. But this just made the middle schooler inside of me laugh like an idiot.
@differentone_p
@differentone_p Ай бұрын
That's a pretty interesting fact. I'm glad I found out it about it from Sakamata. Like, really, for girls hair is that useful??
@takoyaki1836
@takoyaki1836 Ай бұрын
All hair on your body useful tho.
@SamualN
@SamualN Ай бұрын
​@@takoyaki1836depends on the person and some hair is vestigial
@gossamera4665
@gossamera4665 Ай бұрын
I mean is it really useful to get a soaked bush? That doesn't sound very hygienic, all she needs to do is spread her legs more.
@-Raylight
@-Raylight Ай бұрын
I thought it was about her legs. This is Hololive, poor YAGOO. Someone please wipe his tears 🤣🤣 This brings *"Try finger but hole"* to the next level
@THEFRISKIESTDINGO
@THEFRISKIESTDINGO 5 күн бұрын
Ok the incredibly high-quality stuff on Iwara of this girl makes a lot of sense now
@Marconius6
@Marconius6 Ай бұрын
I can hear Sakamata's manager turning to fucking ash from over here...
@RejectHumanityReturn2Monke
@RejectHumanityReturn2Monke Ай бұрын
It's like the men's double stream situation 😂
@DreamyAileen
@DreamyAileen Ай бұрын
sounds like homegirl is pissing incorrectly
@thesleepiithingqwq9371
@thesleepiithingqwq9371 Ай бұрын
This comment is so funny to me /gen
@buttergolem8584
@buttergolem8584 Ай бұрын
She had that silver bush going.
@jaaguar13
@jaaguar13 Ай бұрын
Hairy orca
@raken69
@raken69 Ай бұрын
r34 material worthy indeed
@KanpachiGaming
@KanpachiGaming Ай бұрын
How on earth did it soak her rear end, feels like it defies physics somehow
@machinronii
@machinronii Ай бұрын
According to Ollie there a reason for it...
@Patchumz
@Patchumz Ай бұрын
Butt isn't really that far away on women. All it takes is for the stream to cling to your skin briefly and it can go all kinds of places. Like tipping over a filled cup of water and having it drain down the side onto your hand instead of neatly pouring like a spout.
@elfireii328
@elfireii328 Ай бұрын
​@Patchumz oooh that makes sense.
@reynaldo4657
@reynaldo4657 Ай бұрын
the hair must have allowed the stream to go outwards but without the hair, the surface tension between the skin and the pee guides the flow downwards as gravity dictates
@purplepartytigerd1598
@purplepartytigerd1598 Ай бұрын
​@@Patchumz That's a great analogy
@NullElemental
@NullElemental 14 күн бұрын
Chloe has taken my innocence, and now must take responsibility *laughs*
@I___Am
@I___Am Ай бұрын
Is this really something we can watch for free!!!???
@Alina_the_Hedgehog
@Alina_the_Hedgehog Ай бұрын
What's wrong with talking about biology? It's natural. Not like she showed any lewd pictures
@I___Am
@I___Am Ай бұрын
@@Alina_the_Hedgehog T-that's right, it's for Scientific study.
@arturoporraz6046
@arturoporraz6046 Ай бұрын
Yagoo's dream is further away as days go by
@differentone_p
@differentone_p Ай бұрын
In summer to have no hair anywhere on the body - is a freaking relief. I heard in Japan there's pretty hot summers, so it will be good for them.
@much_Doggo
@much_Doggo Ай бұрын
It's the amount of hair that's matter, long hair effective at keeping warm, short hair effective at removing heat, you can test out the difference yourself hairless vs short hair in summer (short = few mm) Basically in Summer Short hair > Hairless > Long Hair
@NaoNakashima
@NaoNakashima Ай бұрын
I wonder if this still apply to places that is covered with fabric. Sure, having some hair on head helps, but in other places?..
@goldfinchui1432
@goldfinchui1432 Ай бұрын
@@NaoNakashimayeah you feel the difference even if it’s covered by fabric. It feels more airy. If you’ve ever shaved your armpits it’s a bit like that, even if it’s covered with your arm or a sleeve you can still feel the difference
@robster7787
@robster7787 Ай бұрын
I can visualize the legitimacy of her issue. Its very likely because the way she sits, and its very much possible to to it hairless. Acknowledging the deformed pelvis explains a lot as well.
@noble_wine
@noble_wine Ай бұрын
The more you know
@Burneth_
@Burneth_ Ай бұрын
Just the usual Chloe talk, huh
@01100101011100100111
@01100101011100100111 Ай бұрын
Normal idols: "I don't pee, I just go to an _idol meeting,_ okay?" Chloe: "Man, I removed my pubic hair, and I pee like Jim Carey in _Me, Myself, and Irene_ now!" Also, did Chloe just pee straight into her hair every time and count on the hair slowing the flow so gravity could take over?
@MiiMavis
@MiiMavis Ай бұрын
lamy prevented this the last time we had that topic
@patricktanna4947
@patricktanna4947 Ай бұрын
the one time a clickbaity title and thumbnailed video actually overdelivered
@KK-fs8rm
@KK-fs8rm 9 күн бұрын
Lean forward. Don’t sit back against the tank.
@TheGreatMaou
@TheGreatMaou Ай бұрын
1:56 DAMN 😳
@Eternal_Sufferring
@Eternal_Sufferring Ай бұрын
Must've been like a goddamn forest lmao
@ph0b0sx
@ph0b0sx Ай бұрын
@@Eternal_Sufferringshe's talking about her whole body hair lol, it's reasonable
@Velisatra
@Velisatra Ай бұрын
Sugaring is less painful than waxing, though you can't go somewhere for sugaring because they're stupid and just use it like hot wax. The whole point is that you can use it at slightly warmer than room temp like a putty. You can also use baby powder as an extra protective coating. It doesn't stick to that only the hairs. But laser hair removal or electrolysis is really the way to go if you can afford it, can't do laser if you have light colored hairs though or dark skin, only have electrolysis as an option in that case. Though definitely use a numbing cream first, then you don't even have to worry about it. You're just chillin'. The peeing isn't really a problem for me, probably because I use a Western style toilet you actually sit on, not the squatting type stuff that's common in Japan. But yeah spread with fingers, ig I just kind of always do that like index & middle finger making a ^ up top.
@DokiDokiAviaryClub
@DokiDokiAviaryClub Ай бұрын
Sprinkler😂😂. And it’s even a loan word😂😂
@Zyntherion2202
@Zyntherion2202 Ай бұрын
I learn more about women at Hololive in a matter of hours compared to everywhere else combined spanning my entire life
@schwarzwald6672
@schwarzwald6672 Ай бұрын
she truly knows how to be the spregged one!
@Menuki
@Menuki Ай бұрын
Yagoo in the distance:NOOOOOOOOO, WHYYYYYYYYY? As he run to the solace of FuwaMoco
@RickiTikkiTavi
@RickiTikkiTavi Ай бұрын
So does that mean she's forced to take a bath or shower regularly now? Also, 90 MINUTES to tame the jungle, and still not done. Wow.
@majinnemesis
@majinnemesis Ай бұрын
she was probably being very careful, you don't want a cut downstairs regardless of what gender you are
@DinnerForkTongue
@DinnerForkTongue Ай бұрын
@@majinnemesis Can confirm that, nicked myself once with my shaver down there. Darn thing was less than 2mm long but hurt like a papercut and bled like a head wound.
@kittentheboss2796
@kittentheboss2796 18 күн бұрын
Brother did not hold back with this one.
@joss3_py
@joss3_py Ай бұрын
if the hair worked as a guide for the flow then that hair would be full of pee, how much time does it take to clean and dry all that? I know they have the japanese bidet but still it gets too wet and seems hard to get the hair dry down there
@Alina_the_Hedgehog
@Alina_the_Hedgehog Ай бұрын
Many women trim their pubic hair in the areas that they don't shave it, so they don't feel like having too much hair down there. It's not like a sponge that sucks up all the water, either, and not all the hairs get wet by the pee. I guess because of the way Sakamata sits, it puts pressure on her urethra, resulting in the same kind of effect that you have when putting one finger on the end of a garden hose. But usually, only a very small amount of hair actually gets in touch with the pee.
@joss3_py
@joss3_py Ай бұрын
@@Alina_the_Hedgehog interesting, trimming the hair seems like a good way to guide the flow and not get too messy with the pee lmao
@Alina_the_Hedgehog
@Alina_the_Hedgehog Ай бұрын
@@joss3_py I don't really think guiding the flow of the pee is the actual function of the pubic hair. It perhaps is in Sakamata's case because of the way she sits, as I explained. The reason many women only shave the borders (the areas where it's easier to shave) and trim the rest is because either shaving it would be too hard/tedious, or they are afraid of cutting themselves, or they feel "dirty" if the hair is too bushy. It's a question of how comfortable a woman feels down there. Usually doesn't really have anything to do with the flow of the pee
@Mackeriv
@Mackeriv Ай бұрын
"Sure the effect is strong" - Damn right it is!
@DaimonAnimations
@DaimonAnimations Ай бұрын
I have watched enough Kaichou streams this doesn't shock me one bit. xD
@Real_MisterSir
@Real_MisterSir Ай бұрын
ngl, Chloe talking about projectile peeing was not on my daily bingo card..
@davidprasetya2119
@davidprasetya2119 Ай бұрын
Nice I lerned something new.... Thank you
@mark2979
@mark2979 Ай бұрын
Spread = Ready / *Welcome*
@IndoorSitup
@IndoorSitup Ай бұрын
as an appreciator of bush, this clip makes me sad
@orbitalvagabond7371
@orbitalvagabond7371 Ай бұрын
It was messy enough to spread to the floor, which makes me suspect that skin was adhering. Using Kson's vocabulary, she's really got to make sure her "ge" is clear and open.
@username84476
@username84476 Ай бұрын
I'll say it, this clip is godsent
@SneakyBadness
@SneakyBadness Ай бұрын
Seriously though I’ve been really reflecting on the stuff I’ve been putting in my head ….
@korinthian7313
@korinthian7313 Ай бұрын
An HOUR and a HALF
@Alina_the_Hedgehog
@Alina_the_Hedgehog Ай бұрын
SAME! Why is no one else wondering about that?
@rexx5031
@rexx5031 Ай бұрын
@@Alina_the_Hedgehog I'm a guy and can understand this for women. It's not that straightforward even for men (especially if you don't do it often).
@MrCh0o
@MrCh0o Ай бұрын
I mean, no training, starting with basically untouched hair all over, being wary of ANY remaining hair becoming a source of pain later and the complexity of the "terrain" all add up
@ph0b0sx
@ph0b0sx Ай бұрын
Have you shaved your whole body before?
@BestHakase
@BestHakase Ай бұрын
For the first time? Looks normal for me
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