*Props to the music teacher who actually went and opened the door for them*
@ThreeFunnySisters2 жыл бұрын
"Shouldn't you be eating with the boys?" "Shouldn't YOU be eating a salad?" boom roasted
@boomboom59273 жыл бұрын
That salad remark was one of the greatest comebacks I've heard lmao
@Chaos_Fantasmic2 жыл бұрын
The first story: We all know she's bad when she believes in "BoY CoLoRs"
@str4wb3rryc4ke73 жыл бұрын
I adore the frog chocolates.
@Savannahkovely2193 жыл бұрын
Ikr so cutee
@xavier513 жыл бұрын
Froglets
@patbailey43193 жыл бұрын
Sameee
@marlo50453 жыл бұрын
Sameee e
@sirinan553 жыл бұрын
Same! I would 100% or eat them since I love chocolates & caramel
@EnglishMuslimCitizen50183 жыл бұрын
"Go Go hug her Go Go Go you're so excited it's Kalani,The one and only"
@nekomi_kiyxi3 жыл бұрын
I love that story 😂😂
@EnglishMuslimCitizen50183 жыл бұрын
@@nekomi_kiyxi lol mine too
@julietrigg37753 жыл бұрын
Sure I will 😂
@EnglishMuslimCitizen50183 жыл бұрын
@@julietrigg3775 do it IT'S KALANI
@julietrigg37753 жыл бұрын
Sure
@sumiahedits38343 жыл бұрын
"shouldn't u be eating with the boys" "Shouldn't u be eating some salad"
@softfry51893 жыл бұрын
Best burn of 2021
@AlyssaRose-qc2ym3 жыл бұрын
@gacha Caramel he wasn’t fat shaming as he said “ we don’t fat shame”-
@maargielas3 жыл бұрын
@☆POTATO PANDA☆ no…bruh that would hurt a lot and watch ur words, just because their mean to you, doesn’t mean you can fat shame them etc. 😀
@AwfulFlower3 жыл бұрын
-TyeTun
@tsckistars3 жыл бұрын
@☆POTATO PANDA☆ i said it, i almost got in the principal’s office but that was worth it :]
@shubii27803 жыл бұрын
7:26, no. This is not correct because judging on the amount of time you were down there, the lightbulb wouldn't have enough energy to get hot enough to the point where she could notice. This also depends on the time era, because older lightbulbs use more energy to heat up, and heats up faster. Also, the average time it takes for a being to get out of a car, take of their shoes, come inside, set down whatever your holding assuming you brought back something and to go down a flight of stairs is around 3-7 minutes, giving the lightbulb time to cool down. Also, this lady is a mastermind, for her to be able to pass multiple house inspections assuming she lives in a suburban area or a well populated area, normally houses or people like these would have been suspected for something by now judging that since she does into this place, there is security cameras and every man she has dragged out of there has died, police would have caught onto something, so don't you think she made it too obvious for you to suspect something? if she were smarter, she could completely block off any entrance to the basement, and find a remote location quite close to there and have some sort of connection to the basement instead of having an easy to open door to her being put in permanent prison or even worse, depending on the era, decapitation so maybe, she wasn't so "madly in love with you" and she meant for you to find this so you can be her next victom. Plus, people like this normally do it because they have had a trumatic experience when they were younger or in the past, making for 70% of the people who commit manslaughter/murder do not show inturust in love, and for the other 30%, she may just keep you down there and never let you out.
@_jiafeistoes_2 жыл бұрын
That's a long explanation 😅
@muichirosbiggestfann2 жыл бұрын
nahhh
@CapriSun1172 жыл бұрын
The lady left for work and wouldn’t come home that soon so she probably was there for a while
@vashetalindsay75442 жыл бұрын
bruh I started reading the first half than seen the read more I scrolled and started reading I was 1 minute in then I said " 1000 years Later" than kept Reading
@sofiafeliz-to5jl Жыл бұрын
thats true
@bugbugtheone21433 жыл бұрын
"He started screaming and then I had to go to church!" LMFAOOOO
@karina_S132 жыл бұрын
>X,D IM LAUGHING ON THE FLOOR!!!!! LOL
@silliez._.rayoko2 жыл бұрын
😭
@fhfhhfhf128 Жыл бұрын
That story is my favourite
@Editsforlife09467 Жыл бұрын
💀💀💀
@kariyui3 жыл бұрын
“I made a teacher cry” * gets some what pissed * “she was the devil” * oh ok *
@xxstellaxx13633 жыл бұрын
WHY DOES THE CHOCOLATE LOOK SO GOOD 👁👄👁✋🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻
@n3stabilian3 жыл бұрын
"My dog's dead, I don't have any pets" Amazing quotes
@lovelavander34263 жыл бұрын
I have a dog that I have owned for 3 years
@jazique5393 жыл бұрын
Yes
@andrea_xyt3 жыл бұрын
My cat died well she lived 15 or 16 years sooo
@irea22063 жыл бұрын
Why are people comment about their pets lmaoooooooo
@hart0013 жыл бұрын
My cat and dog died today
@idiotbrit99513 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love this :)
@hellostranger93063 жыл бұрын
My whole class made our teacher cry, she had to leave, true story and it was only because a lot of people were talking,i'm surprise she didn't quit yet
@iamalexa16043 жыл бұрын
the "GO GO GO HUG HER ITS COLONY THE ONE AND ONLY" cracked me up Edit: Guys I am aware that I spelt the name wrong don't make a big fuss out of it if I spelt it I spelt it wrong you don't need to fight
@zaidee.h3 жыл бұрын
*kalani
@jadeyn23973 жыл бұрын
@☆POTATO PANDA☆ imagine naming ur kid colony
@Disturbed113 жыл бұрын
@@jadeyn2397 ya like jazz?
@nurellekhan3 жыл бұрын
@☆POTATO PANDA☆ it was prolly auto correct lemme check *writes it* kalani no it isn’t
@fae37263 жыл бұрын
the person who told that story was rly funny 😭😭
@marilixnaq3 жыл бұрын
Ahh! I love story times :) I usually watch nail art or lipstick/lipgloss story times but I love try new stuff :) especially when it’s edible lol
@MUJI3 жыл бұрын
😉
@AnotherArguingBrother3 жыл бұрын
I love that it has all the parts of every more than one part story
@baconkidyt77523 жыл бұрын
Dude you are so lucky to have a mom like that she. Says you can say something mean back if that was me. I would be dead.
@jessicadelporto35743 жыл бұрын
“ShToRyTiMe” it never gets old :,)
@sumso_suki3 жыл бұрын
2:45 is the best story.
@SnailObsessedLover3 жыл бұрын
Yep
@karina_S132 жыл бұрын
3:38 🤣 favorite story
@_Blonde_Brunette_2 жыл бұрын
The fact a second grader could make a teacher cry 🤣😨…
@jableslables80293 жыл бұрын
From slime to wax to art to CHOCLATE Cool and Yum
@crystalmcgee13973 жыл бұрын
I-
@wiltedwonderberries78072 жыл бұрын
One of the ‘boy colours’💗
@Sara115.3 жыл бұрын
These are so cute and the story’s are so Good, Action! 🤟🤟
@emilia-gv2vj3 жыл бұрын
My answer to the riddle: because of ur fingerprints- uhm if he/she was down there for that short how would the light be hot?
@emilia-gv2vj3 жыл бұрын
@@aylaensinia1198 well they said that they offed the light so-
@emilia-gv2vj3 жыл бұрын
@@aylaensinia1198 no prob😁
@daydreamer49713 жыл бұрын
What to I didn’t know that light bulbs get hot when you leave them in for awhile 🤨
@emilia-gv2vj3 жыл бұрын
@@daydreamer4971 BAHAHAHA
@reyjeanjoy3 жыл бұрын
Me: *watching chocolate* Me: 🤤 Sorry i just punched my pc beacause im just make these chocolate makers makes me hungry
@fatspacefeline74703 жыл бұрын
Sure you did
@reyjeanjoy3 жыл бұрын
I was super hungry
@fatspacefeline74703 жыл бұрын
@@reyjeanjoy Then go get food and I'm pretty sure you didn't punch your pc
@reyjeanjoy3 жыл бұрын
Punched it in real life and i just saw our fridge has no food lockdown for us today
@myliethegamerfox3 жыл бұрын
7:12 cuz the lightbulb was hot
@k1ttypawsies3 жыл бұрын
Omg the frog chocolates are so cute!
@reinyy96953 жыл бұрын
Me:😮💨 stay calm… Me again at 3am:EATS TWO CHOCOLATE BARS))
@azntrxnn3 жыл бұрын
GO! ITS KELANI GO!! GO HUG HER! 😑😂😂 I LOVE THOSE PARTS😂
@Bella.official_3 жыл бұрын
That first one was hilarious
@Bella.official_3 жыл бұрын
Omg I never thought anyone would love any of my posts I'm happyyyyyy
@lucicoss57073 жыл бұрын
I LUV THESE DESSERTS
@James85-983 жыл бұрын
That looks so gooooooooooooddd🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
@MUJI3 жыл бұрын
😋😋😋
@maryy1793 жыл бұрын
Diffrent story times that happened to me that are true and spooky So one night I was in bed and like It was 2 am and I am scared of the dark so I’m constantly checking around my room. I see a black figure running out of my dads room into the bathroom. With a little white orb chasing it that same orb comes into my room. I think nothing of it so I turn around and then it leaves a bit spoopy right? 2. One night it is like 5 am in the morning I’m still guarding my room , waiting for it to be 6 am so I can get up. I was really tired so I closed my eyes, about 5-15 minutes later I hear a little voice and it’s like “hello” it sounded like a little girl or a tween idk and then I looked at the door and a black figure quickly moved away from the door , the funny thing is all of these stories are true… 3. One time again at night it was like 11 pm I look at my wall and my brain shows these creepy illusions of Satan and god fighting and I got rlly scared but I fell asleep . Yeah that’s everything I can pretty much remember have any of you guys had almost the same experience? Cause I wanna know if it’s only me.
@shakiyalisane67882 жыл бұрын
This happens to a lot of people, basically where you see things that aren’t real but you think they are. There’s a chance you may have Todd syndrome but idk. 🤷🏽♀️
@alazyperson78023 жыл бұрын
I feel like that girl was Jessica sleeping with Mr WiLsOn!
@shaiksimramehek20103 жыл бұрын
I mean I didn't made my teacher cry my whole class did in our school and in our grade we were the loudest section of the grade (except me) and my teacher was so tired of us that she cried kinda felt bad for her but one of the students laughed. Edit:I don't want to be that kind of person but TYSM FOR 101 LIKES:)
@SunKissed-m2p3 жыл бұрын
Omg same! My whole class was yelling and she started bursting in tears saying “guys I’m stressed, please”
@shaiksimramehek20103 жыл бұрын
@@SunKissed-m2p oh my!
@ayplz6083 жыл бұрын
Same. But my teacher cried over 5 times. My class doesn't even care.
@livelaughlovenha3 жыл бұрын
@@ayplz608 oh my gosh!
@pr3ppygal4723 жыл бұрын
My guy teacher cried because the entire class was saying “no wonder your sister left you hahaha” and I felt really bad because he was so nice he replied back “can you just stop that’s just messed up someone leaving you really hurts guys I don’t go up to you say say oh lol no wonder your dad never came back from getting the milk Joel” Joel was the person who started the rumours about the teachers like her got a married teacher pregnant when she came back pregnant the next day and yeah I just felt really bad for him so I went out to the shops and bought him some chocolates and I made him brownies I left a note saying “I’m sorry about what the class did yesterday and I feel really bad with you from Jade :)” and no I’m not a simp for him
@imlate49362 жыл бұрын
0:07 I'm sorry Mrs. Jackson😩 I am for real-
@karina_S132 жыл бұрын
(2:45) >:3 my favorite story 🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷
@aasthamoghe30853 жыл бұрын
8:36 that "gra ta ta ta" HAUNTS ME AT NIGHT
@nxmber_one_nxshii3 жыл бұрын
Gra tatata!
@sofianotfree52603 жыл бұрын
I LOVE THE FROGGY
@simp88863 жыл бұрын
Great NAW I WANT CHOCOLATE!
@MUJI3 жыл бұрын
Me too 😆😍
@brooke-lilian3 жыл бұрын
the way the girl at 8:26 was like 'i almost got SHOT at a party 😞' 'šťœrÿţîmè'
@chocolate_chicken11203 жыл бұрын
Bro when you said I don’t have any pets sounded like she was laughing like did anyone else hear that 😳
@xahriamason60262 жыл бұрын
The 3ed one tho😂👌👌👌👌👌👌
@gummo18303 жыл бұрын
6:35 PREACH SIS
@himiko3583 жыл бұрын
“Shouldn’t you be eating a salad?” BRO-💀
@HotelClubMT3 жыл бұрын
Ciao anyways 👁👅👁💅
@stella.w.3 жыл бұрын
I mean- i would say the same this-
@DYN4M1C.DYN4M0S3 жыл бұрын
Child- anyways so
@esterng27103 жыл бұрын
Wha-
@SC-013 жыл бұрын
Karmas a biscuit-
@avrgangelcake3 жыл бұрын
It's CoLonI ThE OnE AnD OnLy Go gO HUg Her 🥲 this is the world we're living in 🤣
@sarahjane71493 жыл бұрын
the cocolate looks sooo good and im on a DIET and i rlly want to eat it ahhh i should not have cliked on it lol ps dont hate
@j3ss.j3 жыл бұрын
Chocolate* clicked* No hate your welcome
@Honestly_dk3 жыл бұрын
Bc the light bulb was cold before you came in when you switched it on it became hot so she must have always checked the light so when she checked it was hot
@tee_shirt3 жыл бұрын
“Shouldn’t you be eating a salad” PLS I CANT-
@chad14733 жыл бұрын
My story time😃 I was in the 1st grade and we did this part every time it was the end of the year. Now, I was a badass kid and I threw a piece of CANDY at one of the kids, I soon made a war (girl vs boys🤡) and we threw candy at the boys, and the boys threw candy at us…but some jerk had TO THROW THE CANDY AT THE NICE TEACHER. And when your in 1st grade and do something bad, ITS TERRIFYING. So we all looked at that ONE student. I jumped onto him and have him a good slap. I got detention but it was worth it. (The teacher cried cause it hit her in the nose😭)
@someone90183 жыл бұрын
The teeth one really got me
@Feiaima3 жыл бұрын
Wow chocolate :D
@erinparrott11753 жыл бұрын
she knew that he was in there because the light bulb was still warmm because you unscrewed it and left it and when she went down there she bumped into it and felt that it was warm
@pinksprinkles94123 жыл бұрын
GO HUG HER🤣🤣🤣🤣
@pinksprinkles94123 жыл бұрын
omg thanks for the heart
@djpoOh2133 жыл бұрын
Nobody : *ignores chocolate* Me : Chocolate chocolate CHOCOLATEEE
@Mid_ha22 жыл бұрын
2:46 I also have 3 BTW a Question do they come out or u have to live ur whole life with them?
@bungeeguhm54773 жыл бұрын
awe i want a part 2 to the last video lol
@rinrinlife3 жыл бұрын
Ends up getting caught she got grounded and the teacher ig was fired
@bungeeguhm54773 жыл бұрын
@@rinrinlife oh ty lmao i forgot i commented on this aha
@rinrinlife3 жыл бұрын
@@bungeeguhm5477 😊
@quesarahcooks3 жыл бұрын
Holy cannoli! 🔥💛
@jaheimcoombs55953 жыл бұрын
5:06 The boys:ima pee in a flower pot Me:what the hell
@kaitlynhoover18483 жыл бұрын
2:23 HAUUUHH??!! 😩
@Retr0Grad3Love3 жыл бұрын
You had me at chocolate 🍫
@MUJI3 жыл бұрын
😋😍😍😍
@nisthakesharwani3 жыл бұрын
The frog chocolates 🍫 🐸
@bunstarsm3 жыл бұрын
I’m just focusing on the food 😋
@nagitoscoat58133 жыл бұрын
Okay but are we not going to talk about her good that chocolate looks
@idioticmess44103 жыл бұрын
Go go hug her it’s colonyyyy I’m dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Eli_withablueheart3 жыл бұрын
That voice crack when she said “pHeTs”
@toystories2353 жыл бұрын
“Shouldn’t you be eating a salad” Penetration 8000
@jaheimcoombs55953 жыл бұрын
4:25 go go hug her its colony u were so excited oh my god im dieing
@nxmber_one_nxshii3 жыл бұрын
2:24 That sounds like a SuSsY bAkA “AAAHHHH!?”
@juliechervinsky3 жыл бұрын
I SOVLED THE GENIUS RIDDLE
@nurellekhan3 жыл бұрын
Yea…. She told us in the end….
@botshelokhupari93753 жыл бұрын
i love the teath and blood part
@AviationLolz3 жыл бұрын
This made hungry
@EnglishMuslimCitizen50183 жыл бұрын
That chocolate looks so yum
@endless25963 жыл бұрын
Me not care about the story Me in the mean while: I swear to fucking god I you make a dam lump
@Snap_Tonic_Gin3 жыл бұрын
Ima make myself hungry by watching this
@echothefreak93963 жыл бұрын
Now I’m craving chocolate 😅
@tarammunam28703 жыл бұрын
6:58 i think thats da timestamp anyways i think the answer is that when i turned on the lightbulb or fixed da screw thang or smth my fingerprints they got shown there or smth like that-? i'll make a edit to see if i was right edit: im wrong T-T
@thesleepyperson693 жыл бұрын
2:45 try it to laugh or smile
@jessicaday9063 жыл бұрын
Man these are good
@setrobooming3 жыл бұрын
“my dog’s dead” made me died
@ok-oz9fp3 жыл бұрын
ok but WHERE can i buy things like this 1:08
@alwayswithtina75773 жыл бұрын
Teacher: everyone stand up who thinks there stupid Me: stands up My teacher: oh so u think ur stupid Me: no I just felt bad u where standing all alone..
@W1thor3 жыл бұрын
7:20 the lightbulb was hot
@Flabbergastedcryingshattered3 жыл бұрын
Me calling my sister at 5 am be like: bubba! Bubba! (We call ourselves that but not in a dating way
@Len_Kagamine023 жыл бұрын
"I made my teacher cry" I've done that before lmao
@maggigilbert1733 жыл бұрын
I relate to the first story
@Iamnotinyourwalls2 жыл бұрын
I’m SoRrY mIsS jAcKsOn
@aba18373 жыл бұрын
looks tasty omllll
@eviesworldiscool3 жыл бұрын
“StORY TImE🤗”
@keroppipon3 жыл бұрын
my mouth is watering
@mrnightsky89453 жыл бұрын
7:27 hand print or smell? Or she saw through the window or the body was moved idk
@jaheimcoombs55953 жыл бұрын
7:37 in the getto ratatata
@toa8713 жыл бұрын
2:24 Well that was unexpected
@LITTLE19943 жыл бұрын
Nice.
@nicey033 жыл бұрын
I'm hungry.
@hellodarknessmyoldfriend58823 жыл бұрын
Person: *trying to resist the urge to eat ALL THAT CHOCOLATE Me:*sobbing*
@ooflol21303 жыл бұрын
The riddles answer is the lightbulb was warm!
@denkikaminari53163 жыл бұрын
Yes. I originally found the riddle on one of those 5 second riddle channels