Weed Made Me Into A Stupid Genius - Mario Tory

[@trae6598]

Telling a cop to “take this off the streets” is too wild 😂😂😂

[@Brightsidedalways]

"I know it makes your mouth dry"...laughed the whole time

[@peacebalancetruth]

🤣🤌

[@analou3357]

😂😄😄 I get high to not get angry... That spoke to my soullll

[@nicolemuldrow92]

On God 🤣🤣

[@nathanael8855]

Lol right!! I love the applause after too. Marijuana saves lives!!

[@ChocolateSundaes]

🤣

[@mistagq7695]

RealSh!t...🥃!!

[@antfly8252]

Absolutely correct ppl erk

[@bigploppa154]

felt you on that pot pie i smoked a bowl the other day before taking my pizza rolls out and ended up leaving the oven on overnight. woke up in the morning kitchen was hot but nothing was on fire. god is good

[@raizoozunu5571]

All the time

[@killwalker]

Big G.

[@Tigerbrown44]

Man, i ain’t had a pot pie since 1980-something. I remember heating them things up when my momma was gone. Took forever. Then the guts would be too hot to eat. I still worry about the stove being on when I’m driving to work.

[@dawb86]

“Get yo ass out the window Uncle James!” 😂

[@PussyConnoisseur]

"You climbing through the window but you got the keys in yo pocket !"🤣🤣

[@wendyvdveer9930]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@keyera303]

Ahh the memories 😌🤣

[@jcpnike]

This had me in tears because I do have an Uncle James and he did live with his Mom (my Grandma) at one point

[@tharealnytro69]

"Mr. Tory tell us something about drugs!" *cue tears* 😭

[@ericdavis2928]

I know it makes ur mouth dry 😁😅

[@tharealnytro69]

@@ericdavis2928 it does 😂🤝

[@wonderruss7201]

And he did lol 😂

[@SilentlyMoving]

Man... he never lied! I got off work 1 day, had like 6 shots of cognac, smoked half a burner, boiled some hot dogs, passed out, fire department kicked my door in, all I saw was smoke and a fireman asking me, sir are you ok? Apartment manager made me pay for the door also, smh, lmao

[@brownhippiex496]

😂😂😂😂 I’m laughing so hard because this happened to me as well.

[@jasminesharpe2978]

I tried baking french fries and almost burned them

[@stevenhuckabay7997]

I did and my girl came into the living room cuz I dozed off on the couch she threw water in my face and cussing me out on the top of her lungs. Not only did I burn the food but it was her lunch for work oops.

[@blakefuechtmann]

Know your limits. I party everyday almost, I only left stove on two or three times too long over all these years. Yeah, I overdid my overall plans those days to eat some cheese pizza and play video games. Just saying, I hope I learned my lesson too.

[@SilentlyMoving]

@@blakefuechtmann hope we both did! Ok, we'll it was more than 2 -3 shots lol.. more like 2 half gallons with like 5 people, we went in! Never again! Lol

[@lm968]

"High snacks" are the best thing in the world.

[@_JONGFIRE]

Indeed.

[@mskay1980]

But if you try that same recipe when you're sober it doesn't hit the same🤣🤷🏾‍♀️

[@pandulce4447]

I guess I'm getting old I thought they called them munchies

[@SKIPRHYME6211]

"Guts still good"🤣🤣🤣

[@chefdade5467]

"The gateway to other drugs." I remember that lie.

[@Antlover420]

“The gateway to 2 dollar taco Tuesday” lmaoooo

[@quickflipelectrical5037]

The Gateway To Other Drugs is The Federal Government…

[@civilizedgangster4134]

Truth be told alcohol is the gateway to other drugs..:I’ve tried so many other dumb shit when I was drunk that I’d never try sober

[@keithnieves6921]

May cause undue kidney pain

[@Provision600]

For people thats addicted to getting high n want more its true.

[@iamtrueservant6523]

Take this off the streets...lmao... Comedy gold

[@KINGBEEFHN59]

🤣😂

[@longbeachant810]

🤣🤣

[@tonyaglover6111]

Oh my God can't stop laughing

[@skatecrew090582]

@@tonyaglover6111 lllllllllll

[@destryjackson859]

Uh u get it!

[@nyteshayde1197]

Weed ain't no gateway drug. It's a gateway to $2 taco Tuesday! Me: Heeellll yeah, you know thaz right!!

[@Keep_Pounding]

Bruh I swear to god I’m hitting the blunt and I just made my self two personal pot pies😂 the universe be playing games

[@ADubbs-fd8xf]

Bett' not go to sleep!

[@Brian_tim]

"Everybody got a uncle named James" 😄 true asf. My uncle's name is James and my family's also from GA.

[@godizself1]

And if you're white his name his Jim :)

[@cloud_monkey422]

“The gateway to other drugs”….oddly enough weeds exactly what helped me get off the other drugs lol

[@dekarriofficial]

Everybody has a uncle on drugs.

[@tonyaglover6111]

Or daddy my daddy was a crackhead a funny crackhead

[@pisces363]

One of my favorite things to do back in the day was pack my backpack with snacks and a change of clothes. Then, get high and go bike riding.

[@iaintthereyet914]

@ Tommy Smith...and the other 19 mfs who liked this comment, who the hell wants to ride a bike high, being high suppose to be for doing less activities. You probably never got high off WEEEEED!

[@pisces363]

@@iaintthereyet914 Speak for yourself and stop making assumptions. Maybe you get high and do less activities and that’s fine with me. I got high smoking weed, rode my bike and played basketball. Don’t knock what other people do for fun when they smoke. There are no rules for what you can and can’t do to enjoy yourself when you smoke weed. You seem to be upset about it, too....that’s hilarious.

[@Niyab813]

I liked to cook when I was high

[@steviedanger4858]

Do it still!

[@pisces363]

@@steviedanger4858 Nah, I gave up smoking weed, but; I am thinking about getting a bike.

[@godvibesonly7137]

A pot pie sandwich is the ultimate high food. Lol

[@poopiepantsmcgee456]

Cheese steak sando with bacon

[@poopiepantsmcgee456]

Only onions cheese n bacon

[@poopiepantsmcgee456]

Pot Pie those smell funky

[@FlavurbyK]

Holy duck

[@sarahmiller662]

Please.. Tell me more.

[@starrbabbby]

Don’t worry where I got it , You get it !

[@ronibigbangnicole]

Sis I was cryingggg🤣🤣🤣

[@bingobango4281]

The difficult part is remembering the idiot savant moment of genius thoughts. Cause how do you stump a stoner? Ask’em what you were just talking about?

[@VisaliaMuscle]

One time I got so high, I popped in on my son's class, and laughed at his joke and said " Sorry teach, but that was funny though!"..

[@2122banks]

Lmmfao 😅😂😭 getting high is the only way I know how to keep my insanity 😅😂😭😂 lmmfao 😅😂 keeps me from choking people out when they ask me stupid ass questions and I have to sit there with a straight face and answer it 😭😅😂😡🤬

[@chrisbrooks22]

First person I ever heard of tryna KEEP the insanity 😂

[@carxdskhaos9859]

I would definitely agree if you meant "sanity" instead

[@lennyozwald4190]

Side effects from weed: You become dumb as hell.

[@Reneesaidit]

@@chrisbrooks22 I HOLLERED

[@YThates]

@@lennyozwald4190 gOTTA kEEp ThE iNSaNity

[@kayfuller7304]

“Here take this off the streets” 😂😂😂😂

[@trippsmclovin]

For real chocolate Sunday's got me thru this pandemic :) thanks for posting

[@ChocolateSundaes]

Thanks for watching!

[@AkumaUzamaki]

I’m tryna go

[@billyhoiie4832]

That oven story is literally something that happens to me to often😭😭...gotta set the alarm clock

[@zee_lolaj7382]

🤣🤣🤣Alarm don't be workin 4 Tha kiddd

[@Ms9mmBeretta]

I lost it at "then place pot pie on cookie sheet" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@aleciakempton5068]

I lost it at peek the top of the burnt pot pie of and pour it on a sandwich. LmAo

[@ClaireHaire]

Good set, *pot pie* really sounds good right now.

[@jamiaclark2860]

I thought my parents were the only ones that said weed was a gateway drug 🤣🤣🤣

[@Designscom-fj5le]

Why is this your name?

[@bmarin1972]

They is liars!

[@UknowMarcJ]

“Cocaine! It’s some people that still do it….” *That one person in the back “Woo!!” 😂😂😂😂

[@808bdubb]

Yeah that just tripped me out!!!

[@lakeishajones2029]

"What's the name of that stand that cut the pork right off the pig back... splack!!! Splack!!"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tajmahaltv1182]

“Get yo ass out the window Uncle James!!” It just spoke to me lol

[@drew33bryant92]

I swear books get more interesting when im high!!! But i don't read them!

[@iveywebb]

💀

[@TheBrob1983]

Scrabble high is amazing,jeopardy too any game really .played trouble with my 5 year old and was livid she popped 5 sixes in a row and beat me.still fun

[@iveywebb]

@@TheBrob1983 🤣

[@nikag5217]

@@TheBrob1983 find the card game called Sleeping Queens. That game is fun high, played with my niece and nephew when they were younger

[@shaquillesunfleur7291]

The trick to this is to cook before you smoke! This was totally accurate 🤣🤣🤣.

[@gregoryburke5526]

🤣😂🤣 'Pot Pie Sandwich on white bread... The guts were still good'

[@gew2510]

Dozed off when my delivery was on the way, left it outside for 4 hours 😂

[@travystyva1745]

I wonder how many high ass people went to try and make a potpie sandwich 😂😂😂

[@RootTheCoop87]

I want to make one while not high 😂

[@msladebeatz]

Pot pie sandwich! Brilliant!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@traceytracey1]

Being high makes you creative with food. But oregano really does fix everything.

[@highwayhero6930]

He’s fukn amazing!!! What else in this world am I missing out on???!!!

[@JLEETHAL7]

He said The Weed Was So Good He Found A Cop And Told Him To Take It Off The Streets😆😆😆😆🔥

[@hijabizrock7949]

I ♥ it. Weed is the gateway to Taco Tuesday. As I am sitting here get ready to cook burritos.

[@nonovyobiznez3735]

🤣🤣 I believed everything he said when he got to the pot_pie samich. It sounds very much like a high meal

[@llomargreen402]

I'll tell you one thing, almost all creative cooking food taste damn good when you're high...don't try that sh*t sober🤢😁😁

[@evilintent144]

Teacher: "Mr. Tory, tell us something about drugs. Mr.Tory: Shit, I know is makes your mouth dry, I know that much" 😂😂😂

[@anniebrassell5343]

4:11 This man has me rolling! No more cooking while intoxicated Sir! Imma need you to learn Uber Eats 😂🤣.

[@Tomahawk8989]

Take this off the streets...pshh I need that😂

[@bbm3494]

"dont worry bout where i got it from YOU get it"😂😂😂

[@verronicap6214]

Thought I'd watch this first thing in the morning to wake up and I'm glad I did. He is funny.

[@DVVUB]

“everybody got an uncle named james” you never lied😂😂

[@noyselee]

Weed is a gift from our Creator.

[@lennyozwald4190]

The devil is not our Creator.

[@noyselee]

@@lennyozwald4190 ? Was I talking about the devil? Maybe you need to smoke some good weed and lay off the pipe 😂.

[@SW15H]

Truu Moses was on that burning bush zaza came back with 10 rules for mankind 🤣

[@scottieking1632]

Which Gods? Remember there are many gods on this planet. And who said to you that weed is good for your mind, body and soul. 200 falling Eloheems was put down on this planet to destroy all "The Most High" children. (The DarkNubians). PBUY!

[@noyselee]

@@scottieking1632 From our ONE center True Source Creator. Everything and everyone, God's and Goddesses are from.

[@elooo_]

Weed is the gateway to taco Tuesday 🤣🤣🤣

[@lenasharmaine8296]

I just wanted him to say “Funk Cold Medina” one time 🤣🤣

[@brianjacobsen5762]

You describe me brother. Smoke to keep from being angry.😃

[@Give_Thankss]

The gateway to taco Tuesday 🙌🏽😂🤣😭

[@tonyb3203]

I dam sho was thinking bout that pot pie sandwich. The oregano and the parmesan cheese had me like that sound good as hell.

[@MzCrayKray]

So smoking we does have side effects. Carelessness, aloofness, wontoness. 🤣

[@netwant03]

Now THAT was funny !

[@thereisonlyonewright3040]

His voice is so great. He's so funny he's going to blow up

[@lilwordb8484]

“Dont worry bout where i got it, YOU GET IT!” 😂😂😂

[@Drummasterjay]

I’m watching this high and now all I can think about is a pot pie sandwich.

[@ChocolateSundaes]

LMAOOOOO go ahead and get you one

[@JuiceAndBricks]

like YoungBoy said “smoking dro! Cause I need it… so I could b calm instead dangerous when you see me” 🔥

[@iveywebb]

Yes we all have an Uncle James 🤣💯

[@BahamasMusicLasers]

I AM CRYING 2:00 KMLLLLLLLL 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@Faile1990]

Ooooo. Thinking 2019 was bad, having survived 2020.

[@Wimana868]

"I tried to find the police to give it to em, Hey! Take this shit off the streets" bruhhhhh 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@100g.gresky6]

On God brunt the whole pizza..😂😂😂😂.. high ASF.. sleep 😂😂

[@orumsnow5231]

🤣 i felt that hell yeah at the end

[@dubgradical789]

Skippa the flippa doing stand up now!? 😂

[@alisiabarbour7374]

I left the house high once. I imagined doing it again, but came to the conclusion that it wasn't such a good idea.

[@reddsmoke904]

I be high out in public. I really just be chillin on the phone and checking the surroundings lol

[@superluminalsquirrel9359]

It’s not for everyone lol

[@Crown_Of_Kings]

I laughed throughout the whole video .....too funny

[@KwyatMan]

He sounds like TONE LOC! Funny as hell 👏🏽

[@vonjackson2421]

Pot pie sandwich, hhhmm. Lmfao

[@mr.livelovelife3405]

Everybody gotta uncle name James and that my mom brother 😂😂😂

[@Reneesaidit]

It's my daddy 😂

[@Reneesaidit]

@Miss Understanding sounds like my daddy too. He wouldn't answer the door for family cause they always came with their hands out. I used to let them in when I was a child just to watch him curse them out 😂. They'd always be like "come on Uncle James"

[@mr.livelovelife3405]

@@Reneesaidit 😂😂😂

[@mr.livelovelife3405]

@Miss Understanding same here 😂😂😂

[@TheRaquan4]

It’s my mom’s brother and he stay scheming 😂 one time we had a family gathering at my house and he poured out like 8 bottles of water and filled it back up with alcohol and tried to sneak out with it like no one would notice 😂😂😂

[@HTXatLarge]

🤣 I have an Uncle James. We call him Uncle J dude was always getting high & stealing from my grandma

[@txblue33]

I get high so everyone else gets to live another day.. world is fucking crazy! Great comedy!

[@christaarmstead1989]

I love his voice and he hilarious fr

[@iamciti5145]

He is not lying about that cali bud😆😆😆

[@IamKingJamel]

Pot pie sandwich with oregano and parmesan cheese 🤣🤣🤣

[@essteex4656]

Man I was smoking a J when I clicked this 💀 😆 🤣

[@carlaneal8263]

Me too

[@stinedange9152]

2019 🤣🤣🤣 …this is truer in 2022 than ever before! 🌎

[@TuxNHoodie]

The guts was still good🤣 pot pie sandwich 🤣

[@shayboogie3682]

That sandwich did sound kinda good 😂

[@Zeal808]

“Don’t worry how I got it, You get it” 😅😂

[@dannycibrian4535]

He still talking to the kids in the school 😂😂😂

[@orlandoscott7627]

I knew this man had to be a comedian.He funny as hell on them kountry Wayne skits.😂

[@IFlyAnywhere]

I got hyped clicking on the video thinking “ wow Micheal Jai White does comedy too, this guy is super versatile”. I disappointed myself but I still laugh at this guy’s comedy.

[@niceymix1]

Cutting the meat off the pigs back 🤣🤣🤣

[@eddierobertson6511]

It's drug awareness week but I'm high as fuck🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🧨

[@dominiquepurvis541]

The great grands was calling it Dope. Especially those originally from the Carolinas

[@HiphopPushpromo]

Dude is hilarious 😂😄😄😂😄😄

[@Peachtreedishes]

The oven, omg 😂😂😂

[@TheMoreYouMOfishing]

Fam sound like a young Earthquake a lil bit lol 😂💯

[@ParisTheGreat]

I swear I'm smoking watching this! 😂 Dude funny af! "The guts was still good!" 🤣😭

[@gregs1424]

been there with cooking and being stoned af. lol

[@mcrivas4714]

I love Getting creative with the munchies🤣

[@amd91501]

Chicken Pot Pie Sandwich... I gotta try that

[@Ypmtv_]

Fam voice sound like a 90s VHS tape😂

[@oldheaddeuce2273]

INSANELY FUNNY!!!!

[@GodofLovers]

Pot pie sandwich with oregano, and parmesan!? Hell yuh! Sounds fire

[@toreworld5820]

LMFAO THE END JOKE WAS GOATED

[@EyeHeytEwe]

he said "where they cut the meat off the pig back" 😂😂😂