CHOICES ( CRIME ALLEY ) - SOCIETY OF VIRTUE

[@nolan6137]

Rape Corner is just a name......I mean all the streets in Murder Town have names like that...

[@shanechannel7066]

Nolan 61 That's a futurama reference! "all the zones have a names like that in the galaxy of terror."

[@greatpower6063]

Murder-Town the middle-class suburb of Megalopolisville...which is next to Townsville

[@ismailtopa3671]

Rape corner has to be in india town

[@timvanrijn8239]

@Nivram Smith yea its in one of those inner city housing blocks

[@houldenmelville5530]

It's actually a lovely place during Summer, I should know because my condo is located at Arson beach.

[@dwreanchinotan]

the guy with the knife gets so traumatized by this event that he looses his mind and becomes the kids arch nemesis, or at least that's one possible origin story out of three.

[@deathwizard1996]

dwreanchinotan that’s a nice idea

[@helghastslayah1367]

dwreanchinotan I prefer not to think of it as multiple choice. More like choose your own adventure.

[@you-think-you-know3643]

Helghastslayah1 Would be nice, it gives the audience to come up crazier ideas

[@triggerhappy6398]

so many ways this could go

[@Hylander27]

It would also explain his inability in killing the "kid" or letting anyone else killing him due to some part of him feeling guilty for what he did.

[@Death_Korps_Officer]

I love how polite is the criminal before everybody runs into his knife

[@mistercrool2538]

“Manners maketh man”

[@TheGaboom]

Well yeah, he's Joe Chill Unlike his brothers; Joe Anxious and Joe Grumpy Or Joe Mama - Got em 😎

[@ViccVegaa023]

Batman's true inheritance from his dad: really bad decision making skills.

[@strongman5243]

These people had no fucking idea about Wayne foundation Bruce is helping gothams infratstructure as much as he can you can't just remove corruption by throwing more money at it

[@Anonymous-sm5tf]

Somehow I feel bad for the guy with the knife he seemed to show the most remorse here

[@wilykat]

"Watch out! The Knife!" HAH! 😅

[@mr.watkins8199]

Robin Gilliver damn wanna talk about it?

[@henrypeter1473]

@@robinhyperlord9053 Edgy.

[@robinhyperlord9053]

@@henrypeter1473 My point is currently still fucking valid.

[@mbn0074]

@@robinhyperlord9053 in what way?

[@heavyweaponsguy6824]

Its not about efficiency it is about how cool it sounds.

[@strongman5243]

These people had no fucking idea about Wayne foundation Bruce is helping gothams infratstructure as much as he can you can't just remove corruption by throwing more money at it

[@RandomPPerson]

Avenge your dad by fist fighting against people with guns.

[@dannydonaldson6664]

Random Person good advice

[@Bladez10]

...in the most flamboyant way...

[@greatpower6063]

If anything about this universe holds true, he will probably get shot and receive some really cool powers that have nothing to do with the batman archetype...just like big bang solved an equation and became a superpowerful but overweight, just by solving it.

[@szarekhthesilent2047]

@@greatpower6063 Bullet man. I think he shares a grave with radioactive man, but could be wrong...

[@aspinia]

@@szarekhthesilent2047 Bullet man is still alive and kicking, watch the episode of Jonathan and Samantha, if you haven't already watched it.

[@Crossbones6732]

To be fair, Gotham was so ridiculously corrupt, dressing up like a Bat was the actual plausible solution.

[@tiagodarkpeasant]

he could at least fund his own police force, and dress them as bats

[@ollehkacb]

Tiagorpg mendes he has something called batman incorporated so he does do that.

[@calvinmcneil9824]

Tiagorpg mendes that was implied at the end of the Dark Knight returns part 2

[@terceljr]

best comment.

[@darknessscythe1]

Or you know look into and find that anyone in power in GCPD and the Gotham Law system in general except for Harvey Dent and we all know what happened to him. That's why Commissioner Gordan was brought in from outside Gotham to try to clean it up. The corruption basically went all the way to the top. Heck the social elite of Gotham have all been part of a secret murder society for generation (see Court of Owls)

[@randyrandleman3618]

I wish this was on Netflix I would watch it all the time.....😄🤔😎

[@Bobsheaux]

Ironically enough, this was Jack Napier's one bad day...

[@lemonlupinreuben5362]

People don’t kill people. Knives kill people!

[@orionrei]

Let's regulate all the knives!

[@RandomPPerson]

Pushing kills people

[@modakkagitplugga]

Oh no, none of that british bs. You keep that shit across the pond.

[@lemeres2478]

Well... yeah. This is possession of a knife in the commission of a crime in my area (I think the official term has 'firearm', with a /knife added in). Which is its own crime specifically for this reason- having the knife made it far, far more likely for unfortunate 'accidents' to occur. Thus, the charge is there to discourage people from bringing the knife since it would get them in more trouble, even if everything goes without incident.

[@aspinia]

Really? Let's see, knife! kill someone.... come on, don't be shy.... see? Knives don't kill people, people kill people (american dad reference)

[@morandoembalneariocamboriu8541]

The Young Jack Nicholson as the robber... you are amazing!

[@wilykat]

Michel Dognini - ACE Jack Napier you mean...

[@croe8617]

Putting justice in your hands is like solving a 4 year case only done in 4 days than putting a loadsome of budjet to law enforcement which it comes the time they'll hold back saying "we can't deal with this because we have leashes or redtapes."

[@Zforce911]

"I like Batman because he's a normal guy." Riiiiiight lol.

[@Zforce911]

*as normal as a guy dressed as a bat, beating criminal in the middle of the night, having billions of dollars, knowing more martial arts and science and languages and pretty much more everything than any one person could possible know, all while still being crazy, can be.

[@llificy5024]

He is a normal guy who is as rich as earth and never took a bullet in the face.

[@leonsponzoni]

He had google and wikipedia before google and wikipedia.

[@kylenguyen7371]

This is easily one of the most succinct criticisms of Batman in modern times. Having said that, the arguments provided in this video often fail to take into account the context of Gotham City's reality in regards to the story being told. The whole reason Batman doesn't seem anywhere near as absurd in the comics within which his stories are printed is because the writers establishes a reality where he makes sense. Gotham is described as over-run with crime, and we are informed on multiple occasions that Thomas and Martha Wayne did their best to improve Gotham via philanthropic means before their trip to the theater ended in disaster. The police force and justice systems in Gotham are also subject to corruption. As such, Bruce can't just blindly throw his money at other people to fix the problem; those people are, consciously or not, part of the problem! Even after becoming the Batman, Bruce still funnels money from Wayne Enterprises into humanitarian efforts and does his best to push his company towards developing technologies for a wide range of users (including law enforcement). Without this context, a result of world building on the part of Bob Kane and his colleagues, the Batman would seem illogical and bizarre. With it, however, these details contribute to one of the greatest tales of revenge and beyond in the history of comics.

[@Aries1rbh]

Another excellent outing!! Entertaining yet thought provoking.. Thanks for sharing!! Excellent writing and animation as always.

[@devastator3904]

This is the best one yet, very well done. It was entertaining, enlightening and educational. Martha was great.

[@jonathanrocha9721]

Na moral essa é a melhor paródia de Batman que este maravilhoso canal já fez!

[@leatherjacket9]

This has got to be the best one ever. I never get tired of seeing this video

[@Carecovmail]

Fico muito feliz de entender o inglês sem a legenda, a dicção dos dubladores é bizarra de perfeita. Parabéns caras! e obviamente a estória é muito engraçada aahahahaah

[@j.rodrigues6468]

Agora fica a dúvida se essa é a origem do Bernard, Urban Crow ou do Vigilante Noturno.

[@viniciusfuria157]

NÃO PERCA OS PRÓXIMOS EPISÓDIOS.

[@mr.e6168]

J. Rodrigues ubarn crow

[@ZardChari]

provavelmente nenhum deles , se o garoto com 10 anos já conseguiu pensar que vale mais a pena investir na segurança da cidade do que fazer um dura , longa e dolorosa jornada criando vários inimigos , então provavelmente ele deve ter se tornado um politico ou coisa do tipo ao invés de fazer justiça com os punhos .

[@jairac300]

Animus Jocandi POR QUE NÓS TAMBÉM NÃO.

[@ScoutTrooperMan]

verdade esse que vc citou sao referencias ao nosso querido amado BATMAN

[@raymond6845]

Something about this seems......so familiar......

[@maurodriguesxr]

Yeah... Thundercats...

[@naumsei6221]

Oh right, i was from that anime, Thundercats. Thanks

[@alledzebu1975]

Yeah, look at filmcow's batman video xD

[@giulyanoviniciussanssilva2947]

Politic.

[@dylan8443]

It's definitely not Batman.

[@rafaelcicconi]

Quando eu acho que não vou mais me impressionar com a genialidade desse canal, me aparece um vídeo como este. Foda!

[@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370]

Everything wrong with Batman in 3 minutes. (ding!)

[@mydang8783]

Bruh stf up

[@Bladez10]

Haha.

[@MDG-mykys]

wrong channel

[@MilkIsMilkisMilk]

Well I mean, yeah, good joke lad but like he does do that kind of stuff in comics, using the fact he's a billonnaire to help people in need and stuff, it's just the dark knight movie series did NOT focus on that aspect of batman at all and lots of people think that batman doesn't know how he could use his money lol

[@Nersius]

This is nothing like CinemaSins. When Society of Virtue gets something wrong for a joke it is actually for comedic effect, rather than because they are hacks who need some excuse to sweep away their mistakes.

[@andreygrellert2027]

Cara esse foi certamente um dos vídeos de comédia mais inteligentes que eu vi em muito tempo, parabéns!

[@ismailtopa3671]

This has to be Urban Crow's origin since Bernard has a living mother.

[@deathwizard1996]

KZbin the villain of this channel

[@FelipeVinhalMus]

Why?

[@TheFoolishSamurai]

What 10-year-old kid cries from Zorro?

[@Epiales333]

The kind that decides to dress up like a bat and punch criminals in the face.

[@JamesEDonaldson]

What was that about decapitations and insides being pulled out? Was there an R rated version I never saw? XD

[@orionrei]

In this universe, Zorro is an R rated movie, with shocking scenes and gore.

[@HistoryMonarch1999]

JamesEDonaldson there was literally a scene where a head was in a jar.

[@xicufwm]

I wanna watch this universe's version of Waterworld then. :D

[@MrMViceroy]

Batman sponsors and orchestrates a ridiculous number of social programs, on a global scale. He's probably responsible for more positive social development than any single other person. He doesn't just fight people.

[@BlackCover95]

Yes, he is threatening the status quo, isn’t he? 🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉

[@mistercrool2538]

I know it supposed to show how unrealistic and silly Batman's origin are and I shouldn't take comics too seriously but that won't stop me from enjoying reading Batman and superhero comics anyway. Shoot, even I can enjoy when people like society of virtue humorously criticise comics. They should make an episode about comic-book fans. Keep up the good work, society of virtue.

[@ollehkacb]

Wille Visser in fiction , you always have to suspend belief for certain parts, especially superheros.

[@maskedmarvyl4774]

That would be a Really scary story. It would even scare the heroes!

[@corneliusmercer7022]

Craziest thing the dad did was ask his son who cries at a zorro movie to avenge him with violence

[@Livingvapour]

Funny thing is Bruces parents were doing just as this video's bruce was saying to do in the Dark knight movies lol, but the league of shadows were having none of it and doing their damnest to fuck it all up XD

[@eduardogushiken3151]

This is so sad, the myth of Batman and my favorite character during my childhood were completely destroyed in 3 minutes

[@ExodaCrown]

Wasn't Gotham's problem that the judicial system was broke, crime bosses owning judges and the police force? That there was only a handful of good cops, so it would be unlikely that throwing money at the problem would fix it.

[@AlphaOmega1237]

Yeah, because the people who wrote Batman aren't as stupid as many people seem to believe.

[@leonsponzoni]

But would Joker and Penguin work out without thugs? And how about it backfiring with the thugs being smart and not failing any assigned mission.

[@wyattjenkinson450]

Exactly just murder the corrupt guys and get new ones in them as a way of making them stay on track send them the head of their predecessors

[@lemeres2478]

i don't know... what if... you threw more money at it? Bribe people to not be corrupt. Bribe them more than the generic mob bosses that get forgotten after the start of the movie, as the plot goes for the psychopaths instead.

[@Sav3TheWorld]

That's Factually true, in reality and the comic. I mean Look at the civil rghts movement! It was Thousands of people peacefully protesting....and they were all assaulted, arrested and murdered for no reason other than trying to Stop crime and injustice. Evil people are cowards, they think they are untouchable. So, Batman shows them they Will suffer consequences for their actions.

[@josemessias304]

A melhor crítica sobre o Batman que eu já vi na vida!! porque os heróis tem que complicar tudo? kkkkkk

[@rodrigop.sfonseca2551]

Kkkkkk Bernard : Begins

[@TheZenytram]

he is the urban crow

[@solangefernandes2876]

Crossover

[@massachusettssportscentral9444]

That moment when you see someone else made the Bernard origin story comment before you could...

[@baneto27]

I think Bernard's mom still alive. When they are naked together in an ally (don't ask) , Frederick asks Bernard to call his mom and... heavens, I am becoming a Society of Virtue nerd. Quick, a doctor, a doctor!

[@massachusettssportscentral9444]

He was probably raised by a badass housekeeper that was his "mom" for this purpose. Maybe something like Alfreda.

[@SalvadorDolbyvsZAWARUDO]

Round 2: FIGHT!

[@Epiales333]

"Quick, beat the shit out of his corpse!"

[@hossamfrahi5937]

@@Epiales333 we are losing the fight the corpse is beating us up

[@kingpedro36]

PERFECT. Why have I never seen it this way?

[@MrWarBla]

"In real life, there are no talking cars or houses floating around with party balloons!" But there are guys in capes and masks running around with swords carving their initials into people?

[@mattsherlock9636]

It is a superhero universe, they have all of those things. Along with underground mole people, immortal warlords, planet eating space gods, and women who can talk to squirrel to fight crime.

[@sauloemanueloficial]

It's to fight crime Kelly! I mean, son!

[@wharlley_torres]

Valeu pela legenda Pedro Esteves! !!

[@LucasVieira-hy1yd]

Também tem o Wolverine,que poderia ser o maior doador de orgãos e sangue do mundo,salvaria milhares de vidas por dia dependendo da fase e do roteirista,mas ele prefere decapitar ninjas e alimentar relações platônicas com ruivas

[@trenzinhodaalegria8012]

Não tem como prever o que a super regeneração dele faria no corpo dos outros... Mas tá certo que é uma ideia interessante que não é explorada.

[@carlosalexandrequeirozdeso4687]

Acho ele meio mercenário talvez ele estivesse vendendo os órgãos e não doando.

[@Kato756]

Lucas Vieira quero ver esse video

[@maxwellxv]

No gun,just fist fighting,that the best way to avenge me.hahahaha

[@linux750]

Yep. Even though Batman's origin was dramatic....it was also pretty stupid too.

[@nealbradleigh5069]

A good point, but consider the culture in which Bob Kane took inspiration. A society off the rails of economic growth due to unchecked greed and commercial speculation (read superheated Wall Street attracting unsophisticated investors buying today's stock with tomorrow's money, allowed at that time), a disgruntled population panicking as sociopathic minds took lessons from America Inc to make crime into a thriving enterprise, and other factors. The underpinnings of the moral fabric were buckling, and the young were exposed to it. Well, get those young minds to march in lockstep with the gallant vigilante types who bolstered everything from the comic strips and pulps to the movie serials. These guys would lead the young of America, where the old establishment had failed. The vigilante had to take the law into his hands (as the early Batman's twin. 45 automatics spat death at those criminal gun toters; yes, the BAT used to be strapped, until the comic censors poo-poo'd that taboo) but did not stray from the true American social fabric, that made the country great, then. Greed made America falter, and only the morally upright would lift it back into place, or so the packaging hyperbole went!

[@depoisdasessao]

You guys are really amazing !!!! good job!!

[@Leandro-pf9ow]

FANTASTIC!!!

[@wdcain1]

I keep thinking of _Batman: White Knight_ since it does a great job deconstructing how ineffective Batman would be against crime though that comic isn't a comedy like this wonderful series is. For your next video, maybe show how Arkham Asylum would be shut-down after a crook's third successful breakout.

[@Todo776]

How is a meal more expensive than a pearl necklace? The fuck are they eating, diamonds?

[@game46312]

D4ths it I bet their shits are shiny

[@Death_Korps_Officer]

Caviar, which is fish's s**t, which is also in some countries more expensive than diamonds.

[@massachusettssportscentral9444]

+Allan Tidgwell wait women don't poop out babies?

[@bluecanine3374]

There are places in new york that put literal gold in your ice cream or pizza.

[@paulosergioribeiro7200]

Some people were "pooped" in this world. Certainly.

[@aepsantos3891]

Que bom que agora temos legendas em pt-br

[@LucasLeonelSK]

I love how you keep pushing how Batman is unrealistic, even if the Nolan trilogy tries to tell us the opposite.

[@dodson43]

Lucas Leonel so is Iron Man, a weapons manufacturer decides to keep making weapons for himself to fight crime, Crimes committed by criminals using his weapons that he manufactured in the first place.

[@LucasLeonelSK]

Ikr. Their Iron man parody were really hard to watch. I was always thinking: "Why... Don't you use... Your fucking money... TO HELP PEOPLE!?"

[@GorillaGamingo011]

the pop culture idea of batman is really unrealistic as is most comics. like Gotham is like a supercity the size of a state and Bruce tries to help people with his money but he doesn't have enough due to the sheer size but an informative video is less entertaining ;) come to think of it the Nolan version might be the most "realistic" batman story, beside gaslight and maybe noir, I haven't read noir, that's the detective Bruce Wayne one yeah?

[@vitoralecrim]

both Iron Man and Batman are bored sociopaths who go out kicking the ass of people they selves created in the first place. They are the true villans!

[@trenzinhodaalegria8012]

Batman's lack of super powers is the only thing realistic about him.

[@JVC3101]

Ficou muito boa a legenda desse capítulo

[@thanhduong3346]

Best episode so far!

[@terilkinflamewood955]

My favorite so far.

[@Ming1975]

And this is how we know that Bruce Wayne is just as insane as the villains he fights.

[@stephenbachman132]

That knife wound wasn't even fatal. Its in his shoulder.

[@EON314]

2:57 First of all I love this channel You've earned a subscription! Second I wondered why they walked down Crime Alley in the first place And finally Third his father shouldn't have been able to finish that sentence

[@not420blazeit]

and so.. a legend begins to rise, as the orphan is sent to a farm to relax in the company of therapeutic crows..

[@0NodMan0]

*_Walking through Crime Alley and around Rape Corner is the only way I go home..._*

[@deathwizard1996]

For rich people they could of bought the movie theater

[@wilykat]

Death Wizard For rich people they could've had a theatre inside their mansion.

[@byronsenior6499]

What would be the point?

[@MrOrcshaman]

batmans parents were killed by a gun, so he doesn't use a gun. This version his parents were stabbed with a knife.. sooo, its okay for him to use a gun since it won't have psychological baggage.

[@modakkagitplugga]

When I was 6 my dad took me to plenty of horror movies. Granted I couldn't use a toilet for 2 weeks after he got the Dreamcatcher on early release vhs, but other than that I was fine. Also Martha set Thomas up and Alfred was told to wait at the end of the alley for them if I'm remembering correctly.

[@alanalves7649]

Thanks god i stopped reading mainstream comics.

[@ironmaster6496]

Bernard/Crow/Black Badness: Begins

[@felipemescouto6041]

Marthaaaaa

[@ollehkacb]

Felipe Mescouto Why did you say that name!!!

[@psemeq]

Crow. The beginning.

[@l1nk435]

"Não essa parte é importante, só na trocação" ótimas legendas kkkkkllkk

[@Sifya]

I hope the kid goes with his idea;it is effecient and really changing the city for better.

[@maskedmarvyl4774]

To be fair, in the DC story, it was Bruce who insisted on going to see Zorro; hence his lifelong guilt over his parents' deaths.

[@iuwenalis]

Wait a minute... 🤔 The kid is Fredick with ten years old? 😆

[@JARED_SF]

I think your talking about Bernard... but I think is The Crow. Or maybe any of them XJ.

[@wilykat]

JARED LARDU it's obviously NOT Bernard because he still lives with his mother.

[@LaNguyenBTong]

how the f*ck is this so underrated!? It should be 10 millions views by now!

[@zin_ho]

Como eu adoro vocês ♡♡

[@Kewryn]

And so Batman (or Crow/Bernard if you prefer) WASN'T born :D Still, one should feel sorry for the knife guy: he gets traumatized by becoming an unwilling murderer just because he wanted some cash from people who probably wouldn't even notice the amount that he took... crude, is this a supervillain origin story too? ^^'

[@Spiritcomet]

Not Bernard because: 1 He uses guns and 2 His mom is still alive.

[@luciasilvaas4028]

amazing👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@zoltanperei4789]

And this is how Anakin became Darthman.

[@kelechiojobor933]

I have always wonder why batman parents who were millionaires have to walk down a dark alley in d night when they are supposed to be in their car

[@lucasdamotta]

kelechi ojobor whe they’re supposed to have 5, 6, armed bodyguards and an armored limo. Yeah...it is strange.

[@azvdcrafts6147]

Cara, o assaltante é a cara do Jack Nicholson no Batman do Tim Burton kkkk...

[@dudemetslagroom8065]

i- never realised this....I can't take batman seriously anymore now.

[@zeli707]

agora eu me pergunto quem e esse garoto? bernard, crow ou vigilante noturno?

[@alexghost2099]

Notice how the mugger that has a knife looks like joker

[@CombatSportsNerd]

I'm starting to see the significant issue with super rich Heroes or heroes in general I guess

[@tkelly5422]

Awesome!

[@AGrayPhantom]

Batman's origin story never made any sense. That's why I love the retcon of his mother being the one who orchestrated her husband's murder, but ended up getting killed, too. Also, Batman is a self-centered jerk. Instead of putting Joker and other villains in an easily escapable hospital, why not simply bribe a judge to put them in inescapable prisons. He already resorts to torture and other crimes, he should just go all the way and manipulate the justice system, maybe even get Joker the death sentence.

[@basedbattledroid3507]

This is the most feasible version of the Wayne origin story that I know.

[@triggerhappy6398]

finally someone roasted batman's origin. tbh batman is morally unsound

[@alainpierre]

Depois desse a gente só consegue pensar num grande e enfático... NÉ?

[@Tsuburo01]

Esse foi otimo!

[@KipdoesStuff]

Maybe he could start a petition, those always work.

[@Astrostar27]

A feel like this is the message Bruce got when his father died

[@wackywhoo-hoopizzaman9948]

plot twist: the father is actually bruce wayne but he just dreamed the whole batman thing and he wants his son to be the batman.

[@tiagodarkpeasant]

essa é a primeira vez que reparei nos creditos, e finalmente percebi que o criadores sao mesmo brasileiros

[@LostOneOmega]

When you really think about it... Why wouldn't they have their own private theater at their mansion?

[@jefersoniancoski960]

I think Batman should watch this!

[@peterstrong772]

Brilliant

[@lurkingPabs]

And thats how ratman was born

[@maxthepaladin2147]

Or the Crow

[@GaribaldHludwig]

or black badness who knows

[@taniamaraalvesalves5857]

Esse vai pros favoritos melhor ate agora kkkkkk

[@canalpassword3486]

Ganhou o prémio de melhor pai do anor

[@zigfaust]

Therepist: So how did you become The Joker, Mr. Chill? Joe: When you accidentally kill two people in a few seconds, you start to think that's what you're meant to do.

[@lewisshores6446]

i love these

[@tallesrodrigues5994]

Então vocês usaram a versão "comédia" do pai do Bernard?... Perfect! xD

[@aspinia]

"Wait, watch out the knife" this mugger wanted to avoid another tragedy, he didn't even had the intention to kill the woman.

[@marcelocalasans885]

Impossível não ri desse vídeo, está cheio de referências dos filmes do Batman. Ele me faz recordar do vídeo do Mr. Platinum que na época gerou uma enorme discussão exatamente sobre esse assunto.