Choke yourself | Full Metal Jacket

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[@E_Flow_Ma]

“Sir I’m actually into this shit sir”

[@-Sober-]

*continues the try not to laugh grin*

[@JonCollinsMedia]

Bruh 🤣

[@tahaakhtar776]

🤣🤣🤣

[@draco1803]

Ayoooo

[@aceof8S]

*"ARE YOU THROUGH **_COOMING?"_*

[@robertparker8716]

They broke him and the results were lethal.

[@principalmcvicker6530]

Hence the name of the movie, Lethal Weapon

[@hg1651]

@@principalmcvicker6530 lmfao

[@greatpirateroberts1669]

@@principalmcvicker6530 I swear to God🤣😂🤣😂🤣 I wasn't expecting this

[@basil1880]

@@principalmcvicker6530 I hate so much that it makes sense

[@Coarvus]

More like self inflicting

[@aaronschafer3231]

This is the one of the greatest military movie

[@mosioliver3884]

I forgot whats the name of this movie again?

[@Jotchua]

@@mosioliver3884 grown ups 2

[@gabbyhayes1568]

My brother went to boot camp in 1962. He said the DI’s would literally kick your ass if you f’d up. Not like that today from what I hear.

[@gabbyhayes1568]

@@mosioliver3884 “Full Metal Jacket”. - Stanley Kubrick.

[@TexasTeaHTX]

@@mosioliver3884 Full Metal Jacket. Make sure you watch it in HD.

[@tvushington6994]

This is unlike any military film out there. There are amazing ones out there but this was so damn unique and haunting. Kubrick really was a genius in storytelling.

[@Tigerfire75]

Paths of Glory might be a better war movie. That director knew how to make a movie. Stanley could learn a thing or two from him.

[@jurrytaalib-deen9788]

Unique, haunting but real. When I was in basic, it was just like this movie.

[@BreakingThroughAnything]

This is about a quarter of what marine boot camp was. If they were allowed to film this movie is a walk at Disney

[@thepandaclan3787]

“Sir harder sir”

[@armyguy4124]

Saw this movie in Basic Training WITH MY WHOLE PLATOON. Our Drill Sergeant's were there too. I always like to think they went a little easier on us after we all watched Sgt. Hartman get BLOWN AWAY 😂😂😂

[@WalnutTree]

Why are you watching movies in basic?

[@seabreez2421]

I've seen a DS choke someone like this before. Kinda scary

[@gaberodriguez7938]

🤨

[@yourfriend8052]

That must be that Air Force Basic because no way in hell we were watching a movie in BCT land.

[@ironbomb6753]

You what sucked about basic training in the Air Force? Sometimes the air-conditioning in the barracks didn't work. 🤣👍

[@dysomniah8854]

"But sir I'm into this kinky shit"

[@youngcowboy999]

😂😂😂

[@rjakob8073]

This movie by far was one of the Best movies portraying Marine training during the Vietnam war. To ALL of our Nam brothers & sisters Thank you for your Service.

[@andreb.thomas5926]

"God damn it with my hand, numbnuts". Classic. Chao. Retired Vietnam era veteran expatriate living abroad permanently.

[@seancaceres619]

"Or I will definitely *FUCK* you up" 🤣🤣🤣

[@internaldecay.official]

Lol

[@youngcowboy999]

😂😂😂

[@Marcus96s]

When you can’t actually touch them so you make them do it 😂

[@notchs0son]

XD

[@achannelhasnoname5182]

Actually he hit them multiple times

[@michaelj6392]

They could hit you back then

[@justinhackstadt6677]

Lee Ermey was absolutely the crowning achievement the Marine Corps has ever shit out. His contribution to this movie was the greatest recruitment tool in the history of the Corps. Lee Ermey was truly a God among men. RIP in heaven GySgt. 🙏 ❤️

[@user-oo8zt1sc1c]

What a ridiculous comment...

[@justinhackstadt6677]

@@user-oo8zt1sc1c Like my comment or kiss my ass. Lee Ermey was a fucking legend. His role in FMJ was inspirational far more than any Corps ad ever conceived. Ask any recruiter. 🤔

[@Eginhardt]

@@user-oo8zt1sc1c Your comment you mean?

[@prophecyrat2965]

@@user-oo8zt1sc1c its true the this movie

[@nigelft]

... hence why I still believe the USMC should've given him a Honoury Promotion to Master Gunnery Sergeant, as I can't imagine anyone whom publicly did more for them ... especially as every thing on his uniform, in terms of ribbons, etc, was personally his ...

[@johnpharis8498]

This is the only movie that actually captured what Marine Corps Boot Camp at Pais Island is actually like.... I served 16 years in the Marine Corps...

[@utubeisajoke]

Semper fi Marine

[@jamesfrancesconi5441]

“That’s enough! Now get on your feet!” 😂🤣😂

[@theusernameicoodfind]

Kingpin loved his cufflinks

[@aguythatworkstoomuch4624]

Private pile mad a mess of the bathroom when brain matter was sprayed all over the wall and whatnot

[@aceseights8815]

Gunny Hartman! The man, the myth, the legend!

[@carlgreisheimer8701]

Second meanest drill seargent in movie history

[@Robert_Douglass]

@@carlgreisheimer8701 Yeah? Who was the first?

[@carlgreisheimer8701]

@@Robert_Douglass Seargent Mulcahy

[@Robert_Douglass]

@@carlgreisheimer8701 And who was that? _Your_ drill instructor? And that name reminds me of someone I used to know at the Presidio of Monterey, she was a Lance Corporal named Molly Mulcahy. Nice girl, good Marine. Didn't give what we call a fcck, either -- at a beach party she was walking next to me and out of the blue she took off her top and just kept walking with her breasts out. All I did was shrug and think "Eh, Marines, go fig."

[@carlgreisheimer8701]

@@Robert_Douglass watch the movie GLORY.

[@joetroutt7425]

"I will definitely fuck you up" Pyle: not if I beat you to it

[@wifflewaffel]

"SIR HARDER SIR"

[@andrewpascoe8655]

R Lee Ermey - RIP

[@kevintucker3354]

I think it’s Ermey. And yeah, RIP

[@andrewpascoe8655]

@@kevintucker3354 yes you are correct I changed thanks

[@Robert_Douglass]

St. Peter -- "When I call your name, sound off with your first name and middle initial. Ermey!" "R. Lee!" "You made it, Marine! Fall out and fall in on the other side of the gate!" "Aye, aye, sir!" "Group, attention! Dismissed!"

[@lilllyshane4409]

This is actually one of the best movies ever made

[@godofgods4595]

RIP to Gunny rest easy legend

[@purgeready7635]

'you had best square your ass and start shitting me Tiffany cuff links' I would have never fkn made it, I can't hear anybody talk to people like that and not piss myself laughing, seeing this as a kid is what kept me from joining

[@TaercEum]

Same here - LMFAO!

[@Robert_Douglass]

We don't say "square it" in the Armed Forces, we say "square it away". _"Private Pyle, you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cuff links, or I will definitely fuck you up!"_

[@purgeready7635]

@@Robert_Douglass yeah that was a typo just noticed it

[@ThatOneGuyColeman526]

“Will definitely f@&k you up” too funny

[@thepoorguy1667]

With my hand numbnuts!

[@vancemyers6655]

THE TABLES GOT TURNED ON HARTMANN

[@ShazamWow1]

Private Pyle: "Give me sugar, in water..."

[@farkmuckerzerg634]

What's insane is how boot camp could be the movie on its own, but it's only the beginning.

[@_You_Are_Not_Him_]

They succeeded in breaking him down but when it came time to build him back up they failed.

[@Robert_Douglass]

Yeah, they failed HIM.

[@markopolo5695]

They are both great actors

[@terbzy]

🤣 the "Tiffany-Cufflinks" part!

[@CrassusCazius]

Cufflinks

[@pamelaeggleston845]

One of the top ten movie of all times!

[@eazycheetah]

That was the turning point needed for Pvt Pyle.

[@Eric-lr9hc]

R Lee eymy. he was an actual gunny. you will always hate em. but you will always run behind them

[@ladypalomino3151]

Got a pair of what? Num Nuts Lol. This movie is a Classic. RIP R. LEE EMERY.

[@TaercEum]

"Bullshit, I can't hear you - sound off like you got a pair!"

[@ernestcote2836]

Damn I started choking myself he was yelling so hard

[@midyearguru]

And then Pyle blows Hartman away.

[@T.S.000]

Spoil Alert!!!

[@midyearguru]

@@T.S.000 Well gee, after over 30 years I think the cat has LONG been out of that bag.... don't you?

[@T.S.000]

@@midyearguru : There are plenty of the younger generations that have never seen the movie. LOL!!! Just joking, man.

[@graciehale4219]

Love Lee Emery!!

[@Borgforce]

… and this is how Kingpin was born.

[@alfredoagustin4062]

Numb nuts💀

[@deananderson7714]

It’s mind blowing that anyone would want to join the army after seeing things like this on tv

[@paulpalmer6364]

That's why they need to bring back the draft.

[@timmckeown1313]

Tiffany cuff links 😂😂😂😂 I’d a lost it on that one. 😂

[@BG.........]

Wilson fisks origin story

[@blue-cloud-studios]

"SIR can I continue SIR" 👀

[@robletsdoit5886]

Sgt.Hulka (our big toe) ain’t got shit on Gunny Hartman!!!! Hahahahaha 😂😂

[@JoseSanchez-sd7ct]

Private pile later plays Wilson Fisk the king pin in Daredevil

[@Ty-202]

Thought it was him but wasn’t sure lol

[@orangutanxremix510]

Noooooo reallyyyyyy? 🤣 jk he was Also the alien bad guy from the first Men In Black movie

[@mattjohnson1775]

Dudes always been a freak.....especially in the Cell.

[@joshstamps6718]

Oh yeah what about in Jurassic park? Or what ever tv show he was on? You're fucked for calling him a freak

[@williscox6025]

The " Cell" was super 👌 good

[@user-gm1uo8wz8k]

At the end they both "Fucked up" 😂

[@SleepyJoe29]

Numb nuts 💥

[@aturner711]

Only a genius can find away to make someone to chock themselves

[@blakeflowers1197]

Don’t pull my fuckin hand over there bro I’m dead

[@weirdo24-7]

They should've edited when he stood up and had that same grin as the beginning. Lmfao

[@sebione3576]

I felt bad for Pyle, but putting myself in that situation I think I would laugh despite the ass beatings. Real life DIs are like this irl.

[@nonsequitur807]

Nice! Can't get enough

[@stevenshafferii6862]

After watching all these full metal jacket shorts. I had to KZbin this scene... suddenly its on my shorts. I jumped the gun.

[@YOUCANDOIT-uw5qq]

This is a real hard man 🥹🙌🏽

[@JayDogTitan-he6wo]

Pyle's world of shit begins here.

[@nemochicky4697]

Are you through grinning?! sir yes sir

[@mauricephillips4353]

He really told him to start 💩 Tiffany cufflinks 😭

[@marilyn8178]

Of course it ends badly for both of them....

[@Cincy1]

And you would think this was the best part of the movie but, no it was not and that is why this was a great movie.

[@alexdrum94]

@@Cincy1 uh when did he say this was the best part of the movie champ?

[@wugglebee9522]

That's the cycle of abuse for you.

[@Cincy1]

@@alexdrum94 Did I say she said that? Learn how to comprehend. I was just adding to her comment. Chill!

[@alexdrum94]

@@Cincy1 lmfao. Depending on how you read your sentence you literally do say "you would think this is the best part of the movie". If you don't understand how this can be read multiple ways in the English language, our school system failed you. Also, what part about what I said wasn't "chill" bahaha

[@victoras.cn2eurmciordoxoas204]

One of the greatest military movie’s ever 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@TheRealSephiroth]

I wouldnt been able to get through that without giggling really hard im ticklish as hell 🤣🤣🤣

[@johnbarton1941]

I wish I could upvote this more than once

[@michshannon9872]

Ah one of my favorite movies as a teen.

[@eeyore74flightfishing]

This was a very sad movie

[@paulwestmoreland8498]

Love how all the civilians think they would laugh, enlist and go to Parris Island, I can tell you from experience you wouldn't

[@Hyper_drive214]

It went from Schindlers list now we're on to full metal jacket.

[@pamelaraney4654]

I was absolutely thinking the same thing

[@JojoTheVulture]

I guess the algorithm must've skipped me on Schindler's list

[@pamelaraney4654]

@@JojoTheVulture it’s true I saw it happen too

[@Annabelle66633]

"😠Now choke yourself🫱🏻"

[@fcku381]

“ouu i like it like that 🤭 PRIVATE WHAT IN THE HE-“ 💀

[@anthonyperez2416]

That DI is so good!

[@MrMetra101]

He did indeed fuck him up

[@bigdogdan0377]

“Not with my hand” w-what?

[@joshsalazar4574]

In the Vietnam era this is how the Marine Corps was in those days very hardcore very strict they were training killers

[@jc-qc3yu]

Good old memories

[@Sand_of_Stars]

"sir harder sir"

[@johngale8289]

Good film

[@Luke-hs3bf]

I spent ten years as a grunt. Uncle Sam will warp your sense of humor. How do I know this???........Cuz to an old school grunt.....this shit is funny as hell!

[@asgareashtari500]

Hey man, this is funny period. 😂

[@pjuggle]

Everything in this movie was realistic and perfect. Critics say apocalypse now is the best or platoon but FMJ is probably better acted

[@yeatismeatis]

Dude he took the hand with him

[@PanSearedRibeye68]

The Scene in the Head where he kills Sgt Hartman and himself was actually Joker’s dream. Private Pyle was on his way to becoming a badass with lots of confidence. No way he kills himself. He became Animal Mother in the Nam.

[@shanusingh6677]

And that turn him into kingpin 😁😁😁

[@jaydubya2168]

I did this to my dad's girlfriend son. It went exactly like this every single action as if he knew what I was doing.

[@touchm3]

This man definitely has the algorithm figured out

[@b0b855]

Gave him that ranger choke hold. That does not feel good.

[@johnwolfie1945]

Did your parents have any children that lived 😂😂

[@Moneychain2]

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@brodieandshoot3681]

"I bet they regret that, you're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece"

[@guscontreras6848]

“What’s your name fat buddy”

[@Why...So...Stupid...]

This is what I say to my wife when she overcooks pasta... She has to learn somehow.

[@devincoleman2870]

Lol like you can get a wife

[@ohitsthatguy1328]

@@devincoleman2870 lol, like you know what a wife is.

[@Nene_760]

@@ohitsthatguy1328 your name is awesome lol an it fits thus argument 😂

[@grins9882]

HAHAHAGAHAHAAAHAAA!! 😐

[@Akaneblaze1345]

@@ohitsthatguy1328 just because you have 13 upvotes Better than him Doesn't make you have any final say. but i guarantee She matches you, Given Your attitude she also must've been raised by wolves just like you. She completes you

[@briandavenport8971]

I thought boot camp was gonna be like full metal jacket but I was wrong. It was way worse.

[@marshalltravis3217]

“ sir,,,this is a comedy club”.

[@WithLOVE_Indiana]

Humiliation is real. That was creative 😅

[@HoyaSaxaSD]

Best Toy Story outtake

[@guillermoalcantara8608]

Oh he ain't smilin now

[@tomasruedas2003]

Two of the best movies made by Kubrick are Cloakwork Orange and full Metal Jacket in my opinion.

[@Nick-ye5kk]

This approach definitely backfired.

[@faridbenali4828]

Great movie

[@randolphhobson5017]

They marched my dad's platoon around on the grinder at night in there bare feet

[@kennethfuller9728]

Oorah!! Get some!

[@BudgetBully504]

Wake him up!!

[@kman2331]

Its kinda sad how pyle got treated

[@ESG_GHOST]

Yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah

[@robinblue193]

He had to kill this guy..he went to far..

[@street_pisser]

Nah, Pile shouldn't have joined to begin with. It was much less common to be overweight in the 60's and the military training reflected that. It was designed to make weak men strong. It wasn't designed for the obese man. Pile therefore was unable to keep up in Vietnam the man who's slow is the man who dies. Expecting pile to make it, Hartman pushed him harder. He was a weak link and instead of casting him aside, Hartman tried to make him play catch up. It was honestly a service he was trying to provide both pile and the country at large.

[@wugglebee9522]

@@street_pisser Your mindset is so deeply, deeply messed up. You don't fix a "weak link" by hitting it harder. Had the Sergeant not been an abusive piece of shit, and instead encouraged and nourished Pyle, he could lose the weight and become a good soldier. But that's never going to happen if you just treat him like shit. And if anything, it weakens the military to only accept people that are willing to be abused by their superiors because it guarantees you'll only ever have emotionally stunted children in adult bodies doing the job. There's a reason so many people from the Vietnam war had their entire minds completely fucking destroyed. The US military and its recruitment/training were damaging, counter-productive and entirely unethical

[@street_pisser]

@@wugglebee9522 The reason Vietnam vets are so fucked up is because they faced nightmares in the field. It was boot camp the gave them the training to come home. You don't make someone stronger by catering to them. The point of boot camp is to break a man down and rebuild him as a soldier. There's the reason we've been doing that for so long. It does work and it's what beat the Nazis whether Russian or American. If you were a Sargeant, soldiers would have no respect for you. You wouldn't be molding anybody into anything, because you're soft. Soft people lose wars. America wins them. The fact that you feel so strongly about a fictional character reveals how little you've lived. Your perspective is stunted, you don't see the world for how it is, but how you want it to be. Our military keeps all of NATO protected, billions of people are depending on American soldiers to be soldiers not someone that needed to be coddled during training.

[@ronaldmorrison6013]

@@wugglebee9522 you sound like you think "safe spaces" are a good thing.

[@wugglebee9522]

@@ronaldmorrison6013 Wow, did my criticism trigger you snowflake? It sure seems you're the one who needs a safe space if stating objective fact makes you this angry.