Chonny Jash - Count Eleven

Art by Kai!!!
/ calamarispider
I occasionally get comments - often negative - that brand my music as ‘over-produced’
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LYRICS:
Say what you aren’t.
Sell what I see.
Pray tell, what you wanna be when the beat gets awful frisky?
Lawful Risky.
Hit ‘em with the freak shit, makeshift, breakbeat, straight heat.
Afraid he’ll come undone on the runaround.
Readied back at Frame One.
No cooldown.
Smack that fool down.
If a true combo hits then mate, you’d pray you stayed down.
Quarter-circle-back attack on a track mid-match.
Never buy a beat that you know that you can make by scratch.
Do me a favour, won’t ya?
Put a little semiquaver culture in this structure.
Vampire vultures stalk in the dread of the night.
Dead to rights are The Knights of the 4/4 Court of Scorewrights.
It’s heaven for those who can send it.
Ascendant.
A triplet groove for this mathematics lesson.
School is in session.
A million miles an hour for the fuckwit, dipshit, white kid.
Give it to me straight, can you count to eleven, mate?
Shit.
Once I wanted
to be someone else;
threap the bonds that
forced me from my shell.
Fi! Vivacious,
sics thine own sick spell.
Seven sins sit,
still, sum yet withheld.
Ain’t that nifty?
Ain’t that something else?
Ain’t this freaky?
Ain’t this such the yell?
Eight’s too easy.
Nine’s too round and slow.
Tend this with me,
eleven beats or so.
I don’t need drums to keep time.
If rhyme’s a weapon, I’m betting yours ain’t half as sharp as mine.
Much ado about naught but oneself.
The selfish sets all else’s fairs square on the shelf.
Heaven and Hell can contend that life’s the
practice before the mortal must leap in the deep end,
but no, I’ve never believed in those creeps.
Let’s double the speed, then.
Everybody’s saying that I’m never gonna make it, but I’m taking any
bet that I can on the self at any odds they’ll let me stake it.
Learning that I can’t half-bake it.
Full-and-a-half at the very least.
Pulling a calf, all to keep
up with my heroes and all the cool shit they’ve done.
One Fun Run becomes a marathon.
Never done.
Half a ton of double entendres.
Your beats are nice so show me what’s under.
It’s fun to hear thunder,
but I can’t take the bullshit anymore.
What’s it for?
You think the money and fame will make your
repertoire more worth the passion left at the door?
Well, the four-on-the-floor groove is no longer the standard.
The beat’s gone independent.
Sovereign Nation of Fun.
The State of The Passionate Hum.
Bolstered by the wait they’ve been forced to take since Day One.
Give it to me straight, can you count to eleven, cunt?
Say it with me.
Say you’ll take the plunge.
Let’s get busy.
Grab them by the plums.
Twist and break them.
Scream and tell them their
rules are made in
hatred, greed and fear.
Don’t go gentle
into that good night.
Life’s a rental.
Make its maker write
off the excess.
Milk this till it’s dry.
When they say to
jump, you say “how high?”
[synth shenanigans]

[@ChonnyJash]

"What I will say, is that I'll be back in 4 weeks" - Me, 3 weeks ago. 'Knowing what you're doing' is such a loose concept... For those confused, that 4 week deadline was set for a sort of experiment I was running. The details of said experiment aren't really important, but!!! it was a complete failure... but that's fine! That possibility is what makes it an experiment in the first place. However, the side effect is that all I have to show for it is this song. Don't get me wrong! I'm still super proud of it and am very happy to show it to everyone, but I thought the situation was worth explaining just a little bit to clear up any confusion. Anyway, ignoring the past, what of the future??? Well, you'll see what's next in (PROBABLY) three weeks!! ALSO THIS IS AVAILABLE TO LISTEN AND DOWNLOAD ON SOUNDCLOUD AND BANDCAMP (SPOTIFY SOON!!!) !!! Spotify: open.spotify.com/artist/2hvntb0GuCXAFKwgc7X0o5?si=oQk_JStpRTKJAem0J99jZw SoundCloud: soundcloud.com/chonny-jash Bandcamp: chonnyjash.bandcamp.com/

[@Un_Musico_desconocido]

Take your time and do things slowly and remember that your work will always be amazing ❤❤❤

[@magical.junooo]

take your time, chonnathan!! we’re ready for whatever crazy shit happens next!

[@marielragosa8893]

Well, it's always good to clarify anything before any misinformation or any other negative result and the good to clarify right now is that we'll always be patient and wait for you to come back with such surprises like this. See you in (probably) three weeks!!!!!

[@Silly-Billy42069]

take your time, Mr. Jash, all your music is a banger and at the rate that you release them is truly impressive! once more; take as much time as needed! 💙💙💙

[@childeofepickness]

take all the time you need, mr jash ‼️

[@matejnentwich1376]

Fastest things on earth. Number one: Chonny Jash. Number two: Speed of light.

[@the_funky_wandrr]

he moves in superliminal motion💥💥💥

[@gooselynquoon]

The fastest things in the Universe*

[@virrrrnogamer]

Chonny Jash moves using quantum physics

[@starmaxt6622]

I love recognizing stuff from Chonny's other songs in new ones "'Everybody's saying that I'm never gonna make it, but I'm taking on the chin each hit of hesitation" - Fine, I'm Fine "Everybody’s saying that I’m never gonna make it, but I’m taking any bet that I can on the self at any odds they’ll let me stake it" - Count Eleven This is cool I've decided

[@eepypillow]

When I got to that part, I was thinking on how similar it sounded to Fine, I'm Fine

[@boyclit_ballfondle]

I FELT LIKE I RECOGNIZED THAT LINE AUGH

[@WOLF_but_a_dead_one]

Same, it feels kinda rewarding

[@tristenarctician6910]

1 - Once 2 - to 3 - threap 4 - forced 5 - Fi! Viv- 6 - sics 7 - Seven (duh)

[@radium17]

I noticed that to the first time I listened but I couldn’t remember which song it was so I relistened to that one part 38273648392 times😭

[@DarkQ13]

I KNEW WAKING UP EARLY FOR ONCE RANDOMLY WAS A GOOD LIFE CHOICE

[@LuneMoonChild]

GOING FERAL BOUNCING OF THE WALLS SCRATCHING AT THE WALLS OF THE;ENCLOSURE

[@Ouch193]

The artists here are feral lmao

[@LuneMoonChild]

@@Ouch193 I'm literally an animal ✨✨🤭🤭🤭

[@Saturn_got_springlocked]

Accurate

[@F8OFTHEZTARZ]

REAL

[@th3_s1lly_]

🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@Jr.Researcher-Accident]

I'm convinced that he recorded the inside of my brain while I had a manic episode.

[@Silly-Billy42069]

real

[@jamesthegayowo]

Sameeee

[@IEatPoisonShrooms4Brekky]

Mood.

[@aflickingbadger7489]

Chonny's version of "Hell of a ride" lolol, this is awesome

[@Honk_Legion]

BO BURNHAM AND CHONNY JASH FAN SPOTTED

[@SamuelMackin]

IM JASHING OUT

[@the-39th-clue]

ME TOO !!

[@WOLF_but_a_dead_one]

Same!!!

[@egoisticwhore]

JASHER AND A JJK FAN?!

[@childeofepickness]

THIS REALLY CHONNYS MY JASH

[@the-39th-clue]

@@childeofepickness TRULY A CHONNY JASH MOMENT OF ALL TIME

[@TheCreatorO5]

WE COUNTIN TO ELEVEN WITH THIS ONE!!! IN ALL SERIOUSNESS THOUGH HOLY SHIT THIS IS GOOD IM LIKE 29 SECONDS IN AND WOW???

[@EndoRulz]

but i can't even count that high edit: love the 5/4 + 6/4 groove

[@The_Heart_Acoustic]

HE’S BECOMING WILL WOOD WITH THE FAST TALKING‼️‼️

[@JALETRATOR]

Looking at the lyrics I noticed something, Once (1) I wanted to (2) be someone else; threap (3) the bonds that forced (4) me from my shell. Fi! (5) Vivacious, sics (6) thine own sick spell. Seven (7, duh) sins sit, (Skip forward) Eight’s (8) too easy. Nine’s (9) too round and slow. Tend (10) this with me, eleven (11) beats or so. Bro that's too good..

[@ThatPersonTopp]

Holy shit... That's amazing

[@aubyn3290]

What about the second chorus? I feel like he did something there too, but I cannot figure it out for the life of me!

[@travisnakahira7320]

I think the Emotion which Chonny Jash is able hit so SO well is Catharsis. The songs are so awesome and capture the feeling of overcoming some impossible struggle, and I don’t think I know any other artist that does this feeling better. Thank you for making music.

[@MBrosTVee69420lol]

THE JASH CRASHES BACK IN Edit- Just realized that on 0:57 1-once i wanted 2-to be someone else 3-threap the bonds that 4-forced me from my shell 5-fi! vivacious 6-sics thine own sick spell Very clever wordplay Chonny.

[@Arnikaaa]

7- seven sins sit, still 8- eight’s too easy 9- nine’s too round and slow 10-tend this with me 11-eleven beats or so

[@zacknattack]

​@@Arnikaaa also: 8-ain't [x4]

[@bucolicgh]

eight's too easy because "ain't" is an obvious choice of words....

[@eMAyeX16]

You can also find a few words in between 7 and 8 that sound like 9 10 and 11, kinda

[@vincentoexists]

SURPRISE CHONNY JASH CONTENT, MY FAVOURITE!!!!

[@childeofepickness]

IKR I JUST CHECKED MY NOTIFICATIONS AND I GOT JUMPSCARED

[@C4LV1NLOL]

Hi Vincent

[@vincentoexists]

@@C4LV1NLOL HJELP helloooo!!

[@Double.Think.]

Shut up 'math' teacher I'm jashing! This is important

[@cornbabylaughter]

chonny IS your math teacher

[@robloxarchiver]

@@cornbabylaughter what's 2+2?

[@Randologic.]

2 plus 2 is 5 (or is that what you want to hear?)

[@cornbabylaughter]

@@Randologic. 5? 5?? 5??? TWO PLUS TWO IS FOURRRRRRRRR

[@Jr.Researcher-Accident]

I CAN ONLY COUNT TO FOUR🔥🔥 ​@@cornbabylaughter

[@Blu00uagain]

ONG THE ENDING?????????? I LITERALLY THOUGHT IT WAS OVER HOLY MOLY

[@virrrrnogamer]

SYNTH SHENANIGANS HELL YEAH I remember hearing synth shenanigans in "She only loves me when im there". Love seeing reocurring things like these.

[@Heart.is.Juno0]

I was about to go to sleep, I looked @ my phone and saw this, looked over @ my already asleep sister and was like: "yeah, fuck sleep, this is more important, sorry if I wake ya up mate" and holy fuck was I correct about this being more important? Fucking lov3 it, another amazing song, fucking love it! Thank you for existing Chonny, you're an amazing man!

[@IEatPoisonShrooms4Brekky]

Synth shenanigans. I love that. Unrelated Edit: Why are songs like this, Mayday, and Fine, I'm Fine sneaking into my comfort playlists. Ah, nothing like the sound of tuneful screaming and/or fast paced rapping to soothe the angst. /hj

[@Jupiterisnt]

Chonny Jash said it only took six attempts to do the first part,, honestly I thought it would take eleven

[@Honk_Legion]

Hehehehehehehehe

[@DOOMSONLINE]

i wonder how many times it took to do the second part

[@gooselynquoon]

Very funny

[@shadowsoftheinfinite]

first time being at a chonny jash video 1 minute after posting. this is what i was pulling an all-nighter for‼️‼️‼️‼️

[@Blu00uagain]

CHONNY ACTUALLY KNOWS HOW TO COUNT?!?!1!?1!1?1!? Congrats on learning!!!!! /Silly

[@Honk_Legion]

One plus one can't equal two 🔥 ‼️/sillu

[@voidfloof]

we found him, one of the few percussionists who can count

[@jaysaysnay]

WAKE UP NEW JASH

[@astrqqzz]

THE JASH IS HERE TO CRASH IN

[@themoderatelysadpanda461]

I sure do love the sounds of Synth Shenanigans 😊😊

[@Remkae]

WHAAATTTT OH MY GOD ?!?

[@OMELOTTIE]

Unironically I think this song has inspired me to start making music and it literally just came out what the hell

[@OMELOTTIE]

My FL studio is catching dust....

[@Thejashisheretocrashin]

BABE WAKE UP NEW JASH DROPPED

[@m1zu.r1nn]

i literally have no words besides YIPPIEE :3

[@matleo7988]

:3

[@the_funky_wandrr]

:3!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Honk_Legion]

YIPPPEEEEEEE

[@KirboYT]

The jash has brought us another banger, as he usually does

[@JackoHeartz]

my god he became rap god- foaming and frothing at the mouth how the hell did i almost miss this?

[@topaztakus982]

HAHHAHAHA NEW JASH (Can I just say that it seems like our mate Jash here seems to have his life looking up? Good onya man, best wishes to ya)

[@enetrixsalt3491]

THE SYNTH IS THE ONE THING I HAVE BEEN MISSING FROM MY LIFE OMG IM JASHING OUT

[@WOLF_but_a_dead_one]

This banger dropped right before I went to school and I couldn't listen to it immediately, I couldn't wait to get back and now that I am I'm going to say that this is absolutely awesome!

[@Halo381WasTaken]

This is the first time I've ever heard of Chonny Jash and GOD DAMNIT I NEED MORE OF THIS, THIS SONG IS FANTASTIC

[@mariaindiasalvatierra2687]

Is this a new jasher I smell?

[@ananka8289]

STAYING UP ALL NIGHT WAS WORTH IT FOR THE JASH

[@bookwyrm5599]

Yesterday I was telling my friend about how I wish there was more songs in 7/8 or especially 11/8 and then wake up this morning to see this. incredible job giving this such a natural feel.

[@AXELLUUU]

1:17 *freaky* jash

[@C0lumbidae]

☹️

[@dr.jimmys.first.hangover]

𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 jash

[@tangled_shoelace]

this is kind of 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝓭𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

[@Silly-Billy42069]

me abt to make a new design now

[@eleum_Loyce]

bros 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

[@Pemgin22]

WHY DIDN'T I SEE THIS EARLIER THANK YOU ASH WHO SENT ME THIS ITS INCREDIBLE

[@WhatTheCheick]

"You wanna learn how to do a fucking infinite"

[@lolitsmeanimatins3729]

This is honestly the best thing that could happen after such a stressful week

[@Stella.octangula8]

GOING FERAL, JASHING OUT, SCREAMING CRYING, CHRONIC RASH THIS IS WHY I LOVE YOUR MUSIC also i feel like "Everyone keeps saying that i'm never gonna make it" is THE jash line (in this and FiF)

[@sliverofheaven]

I'm surprised you made this under three weeks, I would've gone insane. thanks for the week early birthday gift jashman /j

[@Ceciless_Watcher]

People keep commenting on the counting in the lyrics but I don’t see people talking about how the lyric at 1:44 is the same as one of the lines in Fine, I’m Fine This song is so clever holy shit

[@Riddleofshrooms]

I cannot wait till this is on spotify I'm 90% sure it'll make it in my top songs

[@WorldQuixotic]

omfg no better feeling than waking up and seeing theres a new chonny jash song, makes my day every time

[@finleyforevermore]

This is the earliest I've EVER been to a CJ upload!

[@wireveined]

right onto the oc playlist with ye….

[@childeofepickness]

THE REALEST COMMENT EVER

[@Sylph8141]

ditto

[@lightisborn]

the notification for this new song caught me off guard-

[@Agent-wj1ft]

Woah, now this is an especially extensive showcase of CJ's lyricism being basically poetry.... interesting. It is always very recognisable.

[@Blu00uagain]

OH BOY I CAN'T WAIT TO GET SUPER OBSESSED WITH THIS SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAYAYAYSYAYYAYAYAYAYAYYAY

[@Silly-Billy42069]

Chonny posts a song right before my regents?! this is the best motivator possible!!! Thx Mr. Jash!!!

[@Echosofghosts]

FSJDJDJF IV BEEN LISTENING TO THIS ON LOOP ON SPOTIFY AND HAD TO LEAVE A COMMENT HERE ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE IT!!!!! AAAAAAA THE COUNTING BIT WITH THE WORDPLAY IS DRIVING ME INSANE IN THE BEST WAY!!!!!!!!

[@El-cm1yt]

Didnt expect a 12 days of Christmas cover from CJ, but I'm welcome to it

[@gvtz_n_g0ree]

OKAY- SO I WAKE UP REALLY EARLY FOR THE FACT IVE BEEN WAKING UP AT ELEVEN PRETTY MUCH ALL WEEK, AND THE FACT I STAYED UP REALLY LATE AND NOW I'M ONLY TWO HOURS LATE FROM THIS GROOVY VIBE?????

[@NoobCat1234]

Me: You guys, wake up, the new Chonny Jash song just dropped My friends, sick of me talking about Chonny Jash every 10 seconds: 😐

[@wisefurret]

I love how Chonny keeps teaching us how to do math in all his songs, it’s awesome af he’s teaching us better than school can!!!

[@Blu00uagain]

FAST SONGS MY BELOVED

[@Halo381WasTaken]

I've been listening to this song almost exclusively nonstop for TWO WEEKS Damnit Chonny, look what you've done to me The choruses *hit*

[@FragmentLunatic]

I’ve learned more math in the short span of this song than public education has taught me in the last three and a half years.

[@bludraws094]

count eleven aka cj finally learns how math works

[@MyNameIsMashmallow]

Wow Chonny Jash release, "a surprise to be sure but a welcome one".

[@tatertot199]

Those time signatures do be a little freaky tho

[@mikacookiegaming1294]

Holy SHIT I swear this songs got a direct line to my brain pathways it sounds amazing

[@axonthealtered]

OH . OH JUST WOKE UP FROM A NAP AND THIS GAVE ME QUITE THE ZAP OF ENERGY !!!!!!! THIS FUCJING SLAPS I LOVE ME A FAST PACE !!!!!!!!!!!!! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK MR JASH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@chandelure_shimmy2030]

COMING BACK FROM REGENTS EXAMS TO A NEW CHONNY JASH DROP FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@Ouch193]

Top ten rappers that could diss Eminem:

[@cat_supernova2242]

True!!!

[@AlexBrex-d1z]

just wanted to say that I'm writing songs with A TOTALLY MINE BAND thanks to YOU, and man I think that if I become someone like you (something I want) I WILL JUST GIVE ALL THE CREDITS TO YOU (thanks mate) (also using hidden in the sand [gonna do a cover of A COVER {LoL}]in our first album)

[@endymonyt4268]

I wanna see that

[@sp1resong]

CHONNYING ABSOLUTE JASH

[@goosewhatthegoose]

Thank you Mr. Jash for a song I can listen to on my 2 hour bus ride for a field trip.

[@voidiris]

I seek chonny jash. I find new chonny jash.

[@F8OFTHEZTARZ]

DOING BACKFLIPS AND LEVITATING AND BREAKDANCING THANK YOU FOR THIS MASTERPIECE CHONNY

[@BruhMoment-yv9om]

Honey? Wake up! New Chonny just dropped!

[@defenderofhollownest7216]

I woke up 5 seconds ago. Thank you me jash to take away my tiredness and replaced it with incomprehensiblely fast music I’d like to also thank the cjfs for telling me, I stared at the notification work a good minute before it actually clicked that there was a new song lmao

[@harrowing-films]

Wow love the vibe of this one!

[@Pile_of_eyes]

Real!

[@LowpolyChaos]

on GOD

[@heartspurgatorio]

(the ONE day I wake up early!!! New jash :]]])

[@olliefaun]

WHO UP CHONNYING THEIR JASH RN

[@gooselynquoon]

LOWKEY THIS IS FIRE IM ACTUALLY ASCENDING LIKE YOU CAN PHASE THROUGH THE SCREEN AND YOULL SEE ME ON THE BUS ASCENDING Edit1: Lowkey I’m actually loving the switch from calm to absolutely crazy. It’s my life support(this will go with me till I die.) Edit1: IM PLAYIN THIS AT MY FUNERAL LADS!

[@buttergorl987]

Passes away

[@Honk_Legion]

Don't worry, we'll play this at ur funeral

[@Un_Musico_desconocido]

OMFG IS CHONNY JASH!

[@Madster-Radster]

YES! Love it! This is why I wake up early lol.

[@antimatterg]

To everyone that still doesn't know: There was a meetup betweem all 5 members of tally hall, in which they tzlk abiut things currently undisclosed.

[@Blu00uagain]

FINE, I'M FINE REFERENCE

[@thatonesleepdeprivedartist]

All my sadness is cured when Chonny Jash posts!

[@icarusissleepy]

OH MY JASH

[@Arnikaaa]

-Come home from sleepover -Open KZbin -New Chonny Jash song

[@WBYPAF]

BANGER

[@theultimategoose8428]

We’re jashing with this one

[@Ninethemeerkat]

1:44 I'm going to die from how talented this man is.

[@eepypillow]

I was just scrolling and when I found this video, I jumped out excitement

[@Blu00uagain]

Day 6 of trying to learn this as a fool that stutters every 5 seconds: There wasn't any progress, the opposite actually, I began stuttering in parts I had mastered before But I'm way too stubborn to give up, dw 🕶️ Istg i'm gonna learn this with the least amount of stuttering if it's the last thing I do

[@S0lzar]

FAST TALKING SPEED MOMENT 🎉🎉 also I’ve been thinking about the music I listened to about 2-3 years ago and this reminds me of it (IN A GOOD WAY) so that’s really nice :)

[@stemdapple]

CHONNY JASH CHONNY JASH CHONNY JASH CURSE THE POOR INTERNET PLEASE ALLOW ME TO GRACE MY EARS WITH THE GLORY OF CHONNY JASH

[@stemdapple]

I LOVE CHONNY JASH THAT PART WHERE THE FIRST WORDS COUNTED TO ELEVEN WAS COOL SMART AMAZING AWESOME CHONNY JASH IS THE BEST RAPPER(???) YES

[@stemdapple]

IS THAT A MATH REFERENCE

[@stemdapple]

CHONNY JASH SHOULD BE A MATH TEACHER

[@fuzznz]

Nerding out over the time signature this is so gooood, (hoping for a Jash song in 7 beats per bar so baddddd)

[@sillychalk.]

putting this on 2x speed is an experience, that's for sure.

[@itsyaboibackformoregenderc2453]

I CANNOT COUNT TO 11!!!

[@Honk_Legion]

This is what makes Chonny Jash superior

[@forgormyusername]

Hey man! Don’t know if you remember me but about 3 years ago I commented asking if you were on Spotify if which you replied “not for a while”, well recently I saw you were on Spotify so I had to see how you were doing. Proud to say I’ve been here since the cover of Fly Me To The Moon 😊! Keep it up dude!

[@rightdownright]

336 bpm is insane im in a state of shock i am never not amazed by your work and abilities chRIST

[@WISTERITEETH]

JASHING TIME FOLKS

[@cat_supernova2242]

JASHING TIME‼‼‼‼‼‼

[@childeofepickness]

GET READY TO CHONNY YOUR JASH GUYS ‼️‼️