Chonny Jash - Thermodynamic Lawyer Esq, G.F.D. | Will Wood Cover

Or; 'An Exercise In Letting Off Steam'
(before any of you lot get on my ass, I know 火弁護士 isn't an actual word, just roll with it.)
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LYRICS:
I HOLD MYSELF IN CONTEMPT.
Tearing the hair off a black baboon's skull is some cunt with some four-thousand wiles.
Vomiting trite from his theremin throat while the zealots imbibe all the bile.
Push past any pith to preserve the persona that earned him the right to get bent.
Tears pages from spines as he judges the cover and shamelessly spoils the end.
The Egoist sits, insists "this is it" making shit dins in a room stenched like piss.
Hands on his snake, he wrings out its venom, intending to learn it to hiss.
If you growl the words hard, they might think they heard art and ignore that the canvas is blank.
The Emperor's New Opera is a cover - shock horror! - and he still thinks that he should be thanked.
So all that I see is it's all about me, till the meaning of "He" falls apart.
Well, it seems he broke me, but I swear he will not break my heart.
He will not break my heart!
OH LORD!
He'll rationalize rhymes till the T's and the I's are re-crossed and re-dotted to a blur.
Blacks out his eyes, hides the lines, flays his thighs till the they think that he is their her.
Mangled and maliced, a foreheaded/four-headed phallus.
This dickhead seems to forget that echidnas can't sing.
But when curled in a ring, no he can't feel a thing, so he'll stay still till the quills drill back into his being.
So God, take the steering wheel! Drive me to Fate and we'll finally sit down and have a chat.
Show me your visage, or at least, just an image to prove that you ever had a plan.
Idolatrous theation and fetishization mean he's not the me that we see through the screen.
This mirror is faulty, it's beaming out light, yet endued with value only once it's seen.
And all that I see is it's all about me, till the meaning of "Me" falls apart.
No, it seems I broke me, but I swear I will not break his heart.
Whoa.
Now all that I see is it's all about me, till the meaning of "He" falls apart.
Well, it seems he broke me, but I swear he can go fucking die.
He can go fucking die.
(死ね)
He can go fucking die.
(死ね)
He can go fucking die.
(死ね)
He can go fucking die.
Why should he be any different?

[@ChonnyJash]

THIS SONG - AND THE OTHER 4 COVERS FROM THE WILL WOOD POWER HOUR - ARE AVAILABLE ON STREAMING SERVICES!!! GO LISTEN!!! Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/31FJIBzQXyDPumfwlbluzw Apple Music: music.apple.com/us/artist/chonny-jash/1674703702 SoundCloud (including Instrumentals and Free Downloads): soundcloud.com/chonny-jash Bandcamp (including Instrumentals and Free Downloads): chonnyjash.bandcamp.com/

[@GMV_Official]

Thank you, Mr. Jash

[@istolesomeonestoast]

@@GMV_Official Thank you Mr. Official

[@GMV_Official]

@@istolesomeonestoast Thank you, Mr Toast

[@redtapeworms]

WE'RE STRAPPING OUR AUTISM TO A CEILING FAN WITH THIS ONE BOYS‼️‼️🗣🗣 🔥

[@bludraws094]

yippee- **fan is turned on** aaAAAAAA-

[@storm.spring]

SO REAL

[@tristenarctician6910]

what does this mean?

[@bludraws094]

@@tristenarctician6910 lyric from the original song: "CRY LIKE A BABY WITH AUTISM STRAPPED TO A CEILING FAN"

[@Mich1.]

🗣️🔥

[@PLAGUE-KARM]

Seeing Will Wood covers that are just as feral as the original is amazing

[@moonfoxarise]

I know I’ll be r/wooshed, but feral is a very specific word option and I particularly consider that very funny.

[@suitman1002]

@@moonfoxarisesorry man, but now i gotta. r/whooosh Edit: un-r/whoooshed

[@agoodmilkbattery1234]

@@suitman1002 3:34

[@Beowolf-jy5rc]

@@moonfoxarise i don't think that's what warrant's a r/wooshed.

[@suitman1002]

@@Beowolf-jy5rc you know what? you strike a fair point. UNr/whooosh

[@DarkQ13]

WE MESSIN UP OUR VOCAL CORDS WITH THIS ONE FOLKS ✨

[@The_Heart_Acoustic]

I made the mistake of trying to sing this in my room (it’s soundproof don’t worry)

[@moonfoxarise]

@@The_Heart_AcousticAT 5 AM YOU ABSOLUTE MENACE

[@The_Heart_Acoustic]

@@moonfoxarise ACTUALLY ITS 4 AM WHERE I AM

[@sim-pli-s-te4015]

Understandable

[@RulerMyujikaru]

WE HOLDING OURSELVES IN CONTEMPT WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@aoib890]

Fun fact about the will wood version, the "I hold myself in contempt" lyric at the start is from the Jim Carey comedy movie "liar liar", about a lying lawyer who's lost the ability to lie during a case.

[@H4RK-M4YD4Y]

I remember watching that movie blind to that fact and freaking out when I realized how familiar that line sounded

[@kiwipomegranate]

Also the "why should he be any different" in this one at the end is the line right after!(well it's "you" instead of "he" but still)

[@Starving_indev]

and "absolutely reprehensible behaviour" from the original comes from stand-up comedian Bill Burr!

[@_TheMushroomMan]

Thermodynamic lawyer makes me feel like im being physically assaulted by words, And this makes me feel like someone has torn my skeleton from my body and is using it to beat what is left of me to death

[@cowabanger]

how did you put the exact feeling in words?!!

[@istolesomeonestoast]

That was a very good explination

[@_TheMushroomMan]

@@cowabanger past experience getting beat by my skeleton

[@cowabanger]

@@_TheMushroomMan LMFAO

[@songlyricsonablankgreyscreen]

"Warning: Angry" Yeah, that's a good way to describe it.

[@i-am-a-floor]

Something i noticed: Each song chonny covered is from a different album, Laplace's Angel - The Normal Album Tomcat Disposables - In Case I Make It Thermodynamic Lawyer - Everything Is A Lot This means that his next song will most likely be from SELF-ISH or Camp Here & There.

[@0akshadow]

BDG is the final artist in that song--also, Memento Mori was sampled in that verse, so that possibly undermines this theory because that's probably the final song, but who knows.

[@moonfoxarise]

@@0akshadow yeah you’re right sorry

[@themoonitself5162]

I know I’m very late and the who power hour is out now, but the hint for Memento Mori was in this song. When he sings “shamelessly spoils the end”, it shows a mute clip of Chonney singing “One day you’re going to die”, the final lyric at the end of Memento Mori.

[@nostxlgiaTHEglowstick]

WERE STRAPPING OURSELVES TO A CEILING FAN WITH THIS ONE HHAHAHHAH 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@kotakotik22]

The implication here is that we're already babies with autism

[@royisnotsmart]

​@@kotakotik22 Did we not already know this

[@thefleetneat5280]

WE WERE ALWAYS AUTISTIC BABIES 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Mr.Googlesadoptedson]

WERE GETTING ALL OUR ANGER OUT WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🔥‼️‼️

[@SOMERANDOMJHARIAHFAN]

FR!!! 🗣️ 🗣️🔥 🔥‼️‼️

[@Mr.Googlesadoptedson]

@@SOMERANDOMJHARIAHFAN RIGHT???

[@madmewmew6311]

Seeing my fav musician being jashified made my day. Please do more will wood covers (you'll have my eternal gratitude). I would literally explode to listen to a cover of Laplace's Angel. Edit: thanks to the kind replies I've been successfully exploded. 💣

[@Spparki]

GET READY TO EXPLODE SILLY HE'S ALREADY MADE A LAPLACE'S ANGEL COVER!!!

[@nova.a.star89]

HEHEHEHEHEH IT WAS THE FIRST WILL WOOD COVER HE MADE!!! ONLY A FEW DAYS AGO!!!!!!!!

[@JustSaturn]

Bestie do I have news for you

[@vaoy6738]

Boy oh boy do I have some insane news for you

[@Emberswildwolfers]

I HAVE NEWSSS

[@Offical_OneKinnie]

WE'RE GROWLING THE WORDS HARD SO THEY THINK THEY MIGHT HEAR ART WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥😀🔥🔥

[@ImTired17]

AS A BABY WITH AUTISM STRAPPED TO A CEILING FAN, I LOVE THIS.

[@The_Heart_Acoustic]

I KNEW YOU’D BE HERE, SAYING THIS

[@Totally_Not_Eden68]

@@The_Heart_AcousticJUNOOOOOOO I FOUND YOU AGAIN. AND LEMME ASK. AGAIN. WHY. DID. YOU. SHOOT HIM?

[@The_Heart_Acoustic]

@@Totally_Not_Eden68 I TOLD YOU‼️‼️👏👏 I👏WAS👏JUST👏FEELING👏SILLY

[@Totally_Not_Eden68]

@@The_Heart_Acoustic OH REAAAALLLLLY? WHATS IT LIKE IN THAT FUCKING HOLE?!?

[@Totally_Not_Eden68]

@@The_Heart_Acoustic RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

[@9suicune8]

love how the clip after "shamelessly spoils the end" is chonny in the memento mori music video singing "one day you're going to die", and if you could read his lips, you would know the final song well done mr jash

[@theo..lovnrd]

WE EARNING THE RIGHT TO GET BENT WITH THIS ONE ‼️‼️🔥🔥

[@AURI3N]

This is it. I’m gone, deceased. My favorite Will Wood song has been Jashified and it threw me off a balcony Im so inlove

[@KirkBeems]

best description of this: "it threw me off a balcony" like something you'd see on a joke comment under "Chip"

[@SirLuckySlime]

Waiting for Chonny to cover a GHOST & Pals song so I can revel in the chaotic comment section. The world isn't ready

[@Ozzwalton]

I WAS JUST TALKING TO MY PARTNER ABOUT HOW I HOPED YOU WOULD COVER THIS!!!!! LITERAL FIRE AS ALWAYS MR JASH !!!!!

[@moonfoxarise]

Now I can only wait for him to cover Chemical Overreaction, Cotard’s Solution, The Song with Five Names (not writing the other 4), or hell, Dr. Sunshine is Dead.

[@alessandrobogazzi9224]

​@@moonfoxarise now i can only wait for him to cover every single song will has ever made

[@LowerRank5]

WE’RE TEARING OUR VOCAL CORDS WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥

[@planetmperor]

we’re truly being fed this week with so many bangers, keep up the great work mr jash

[@LXlive]

WE GETTING OFF THE KITCHEN FLOOR WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[@eyemoisturizer]

IS YOUR VOICE OKAY. I CANT IMAGINE THIS FELT VERY GOOD AFTERWARD

[@ToToeDeadLines]

As a singer myself or just from my awesome vocal chords and wide-ish voice range for me it doesn't hurt but I mean I wouldn't think it would hurt for Chonny otherwise he wouldn't do it as often as he does

[@sowfers]

WE HOLDING OURSELVES IN CONTEMPT WITH THIS ONE

[@objectshowshipper]

YOUR VOICE ABSOLUTELY FITS THIS SONG IM GONNA EXPLODE

[@cosmonaught3156]

WE VOMITING LIES THROUGH OUR THEREMIN THROATS WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Agent-wj1ft]

We... are not getting out of the firepit with this one 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥‼‼‼

[@g0ob3r_goob]

Yippeee!!- New loud music !!- (( also we find it very silly that the warning is just “angry” ))

[@Da_survivor]

WE’RE HAVING A MENTAL BREAKDOWN WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@_canineteeth_]

I don't want to be so presumptuous as to directly ask, but I will mention that if you formulate a rendition of Suburbia Overture I think I will ACTUALLY astral project into the sun from euphoria. Your Will Wood covers are SO good and honestly if I was going to trust ANYONE with singing the manic ferality that is Will Wood, it was gonna be you. UGH, I'm so tickled pink!! Keep up the fantastic work, Mister Jash!!

[@alankiitty]

WE HOLDING OURSELVES IN CONTEMPT WITH THIS ONE 🗣️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥

[@vincentoexists]

with some of the lyrics in this cover it's incredibly ironic that this is my favourite so far but HOLY HELL THIS IS A BANGER. Seriously Chonny, I can't wait to see what you'll do next. And also, drink some water maybe, your vocal cords can't be too great after this lmao

[@Totally_Not_Eden68]

I’m slow explain the irony please

[@MafiaWallyDarlingOfficial]

Bros seriously sacrificing his vocal chords for us 😔

[@Totally_Not_Eden68]

@@senilerodent OHHHH I THOUGHT THIS WAS DIRECTED TO SOMEONE

[@vincentoexists]

@@Totally_Not_Eden68 right so a lot of these lyrics ('If you growl the words hard, they might think they heard art and ignore that the canvas is blank', 'The Emperor's New Opera is a cover - shock horror! - and he still thinks that he should be thanked', and a couple more) are poking fun at the fact that his songs aren't planned well or meant to be anything good but that the audience applauds them anyways even though there's nothing to applaud, and here I am applauding said nothingness

[@Totally_Not_Eden68]

@@vincentoexists oh. Well thank you for the info dump. This has further enlightened my chonny obsessed brain. I hope to have another encounter with you in the future so that i may gain more information on one of my favorite artists.

[@user-th8xh1kq8s]

WE'RE GETTING STRAPPED TO THE CEILING FAN WITH THIS ONE

[@ImTired17]

WE'RE GETTING STRAPPED TO THE CEILING FAN WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

[@agoodmilkbattery1234]

*with autism

[@Kage_rem]

Autism⁸ 😔

[@milesd.8083]

i love tally hall and miracle musical and your covers of their music is what introduced me to your music, im so excited to see you covering will wood now, one of my favorite musicians of all time :D

[@Jarring_Jordyn]

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH the imagery of younger Chonny is probably one of my favorite clips from any power hour you've made! :] also sick outfit dude

[@Elisa_SF]

Chonny Disstracks Himself: The Song.

[@cheariiz4325]

WERE TEARING THE PAGES OUT WITH THIS ONE GUYS

[@WinglessVulture]

WE HOLDING OURSELF IN CODEMN FOR THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥‼️‼️

[@sillyspider]

"this dickhead seems to forget echidnas cant sing" is actually the funniest song lyric in the the history of ever. (i love this cover so fucking much, probably more than the original

[@sillyspider]

I JUST LOVE HOW ANGRY THIS WHOLE SONG IS!!!! IT SCRATCHES THE AUTISM SO WELL :33

[@destinyyoung7347]

JUST LISTENED TO THIS SONG FOR THE FIRST TIME, I’M NOT READY FOR THIS.

[@Jr.Researcher-Accident]

WE RIPPING OUR VOCAL CORDS APART WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

[@EndoRulz]

we being thermodynamic with this one 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@rexotic399]

I really like this scream at the start- No, I LOVE ITT!!!!

[@R0V1]

With Chonny's tally hall/hpii cover album being a play on marvin's marvelous mechanical museum, i wonder what their will wood cover album will be called

[@whoawhoszammy]

WE SCREAMING ON THE TOP OF LUNCHS WITH THIS ONE FOLKS 😊

[@moonfoxarise]

WE WRITING A HATE COVER ON POLITICS WITH THIS ONE!!!! (Tell me if you want me to copy paste it here)

[@901craft5]

I love how you sneaked a “venom not poison” correction in here

[@stemdapple]

Chonny jash try not to make yet another completely amazing cover challenge:

[@stemdapple]

The joke is that this isn’t a real challenge, I’m just saying he always makes the covers amazing.

[@kazdro69]

MY FAVORTITE SONGG AAAAAAA

[@MafiaWallyDarlingOfficial]

You gonna need vocal chords after this shit bro 💀

[@sleepy_lizzz6074]

Its ok, we can sacrifice ours 🙏

[@demo_dots87]

WE'RE GETTING OUTTA JAIL WITH THIS ONE

[@kfruityouth]

NOW THATS WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT YEAAAAHHH

[@Motherbound]

I don't think I'll ever get enough of the line at 2:18 "God, take the steering wheel Drive me to fate, we'll finally sit down and have a chat Show me your visage, or at least just an image To prove you ever had a plan" Seriously man your lyrics are absolutely stellar

[@Sunni_soup23]

OMG NO WAY, MY FAVOURITE

[@jesscunliffe5175]

Listened to the original for the first time last night, good timing haha.

[@BW1210]

Will wood cover from Chonny Jash..... This one is rare.

[@trashedeggnog3858]

theres tomcat disposables and laplace angel too!

[@BW1210]

@@trashedeggnog3858 Just checked them out right now. They also are pretty good covers! ;)

[@HeimalActsSilly]

Incredibly sick rn. But we cant miss a jash video lets go!!!

[@cameronsinternalscreaming]

THERMODYNAMIC LAWYERRR LETS GOOOO!!!!!!!

[@lucibane]

Introspection is invaluable. Those who lack a harsh inner critic have no hope of accomplishing their ambitions, much less so when that critic isn't armed with at least a red hot bident. I think it's wise, even, to tear oneself down from time to time in order to maintain the truth rather than fall to fantastical delusion. One can't let the ego build an ivory tower to perch itself upon; send him crashing down regularly to keep that little bastard in line. That said, this "blank canvas" has more depth than half the music I come across on a daily basis. Kudos to your lyrical assemblage, Jash, and keep on kickin' ass. Originals or covers, I must say you have a grasp on music that many hope for and never achieve. Please, keep on honing your craft and sharing with us. I love these homages as much as your original works.

[@cspirit]

HELL YEAHHHH NEW JASH

[@The_Heart_Acoustic]

NEW JASH‼️‼️‼️ Edit: Something I noticed while watching is at 0:47 Chonny’s mouthing something that we can’t hear, and I figured out what he said “One day you’re going to die” it’s in the Momento Mori music video

[@TaterPIEguy]

only chonny jash could make calling himself a dickhead x4 sound poetic

[@mewbunniemilk]

MORE JASH!!!! I’m so glad I sleep at like 7am

[@delewdsional8020]

OH MY GOD THESE DON'T STOP COMING

[@Quinn_ischill]

LETS GOO NEW CHONNY

[@TrickeeFrog]

WE PUTTING OUR HANDS ON OUR SNAKE WITH THIS ONE 💯

[@v4mp.k1zz3r]

SCREAMING, PULLING OUT MY HAIR, HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO FUCKIN GOOD

[@Starving_indev]

"So all that I see, it is all about me, 'till the meaning of "me" falls appart" Damn, now that's a powerful lyric if I've ever heard one!

[@gaeriefire2762]

this was already one of my favorite songs, what a fantastic cover!!!!

[@amethsys]

WE ARE BURNING PAPER WITH THIS ONE ‼‼‼‼‼

[@J0hnTh3Druid]

WE HOLDING OURSELVES IN CONTEMPT WITH THIS ONE 💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥

[@jaygayslay7124]

THIS IS ACTUALLY THE COOLEST THING IVE SEEN??

[@angelicMonster]

this has very quickly skyrocketed to my absolute favorite of your covers, that final "you can go fucking die" rips out my chest every time i listen to this song in a way i struggle to describe, it's so fucking good aaaa

[@kfruityouth]

holy shit dude the vocals in this are insane!! jokes aside this is a brilliant fucking cover

[@valeriefrench518]

Damn, we are getting spoiled with all of those covers!!

[@StoneBox_761a]

this sounds like my angry uncle dragging a fork across a plate. i love it.

[@justgarbage1]

SKIPPING CLASSES RNNN LOVE THIS🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@brandonsos21]

0:44 For this type of details I love your covers

[@LuckysOnlyFriends]

IM FUCKIJNG FROTHING AT THE MOUTH this is perfect besides the lack of "cry like a baby with autism strapped to a ceiling fan", i was hoping to hear him scream it at the top of his lungs or sumthn silly

[@Totally_Not_Eden68]

SAME

[@joacoroyale4174]

YES I was hopping for the part to come, but just like the actual will, no one likes to sing it in public

[@vasya2532]

WE VOMITING LIES THROUGH OUR THEREMIN THROAT WITH THIS ONE

[@norieldritch2264]

thanks for saying venom when referring to a snake and not poison like the original version. it's a small detail but i do herpetology as a hobby and that always bothered me about the original version.

[@C0mput3-]

Venom poison all tastes the same to me :p

[@whatdoyoumeanimweird]

the way he says blur tickles my head

[@crowethtv]

IT'S TIIIIIIIMMMEEE

[@dazawd]

NEW JASH WOOO

[@abyssal_mist]

WE SQUEALING LIKE A TROLLY WHEEL AND CRYING LIKE A BABY WITH AUTISM STRAPPED TO A CEILING FAN WITH THIS ONE , BOYS !!!!!

[@riley-the-person]

he's on fire in this one

[@The_Chip_Ecliptic]

YEAAAAHHHH LETS GOOOOOO

[@Nate_Lawliet]

love me normally might be a future cover because of the lyric "He'll rationalize rhymes till the T's and the I's are re-crossed and re-dotted to a blur." which is a reference to "Cross my Is dot my Ts" from love me normally

[@whom1923]

BEST FUCKIN END OF YEAR EVER

[@FishSticker]

HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE PERFECT SONG FOR A JC COVER!!! ONE THAT CHALLENGES THE CLASHING AND UNHINGED ENERGY THAT HE ADDS TO OTHER SONGS

[@Moment0Morii]

the autism is strapped to the ceiling fan and the self is being held in contempt

[@AncientGnome_]

THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

[@threepossumsinacoat9031]

Jash, please go drink some tea, this sounded like singing this ripped your vocal chords apart.

[@notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil]

CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT THE OUTFIT IN THIS???? GENDER ENVY FOR DAYS HELLO???? PUT THE GENDER IN THE BAG SIR

[@Starving_indev]

Should have called this one "Electromagnetic prosecutor"

[@OMELOTTIE]

WE LOATHING THE SELF AND ALL WHO WRONGED US WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@sid86588]

THE JASH HAS BLESSED US

[@p1top]

AAAAAA MASTERPIECE I LOVE THIS MR JASH THOU ARE THE BEST

[@spellstherealest]

NEW JASH

[@knisha6890]

new jash??

[@spellstherealest]

@@knisha6890 LETS GO NEW JASH

[@Emma-gq2mq]

I was hoping you would cover this ! Will Wood fans are eating and its all thanks to you

[@nova.a.star89]

this is the best thing to wake up at 5:30 am to

[@Spparki]

RAAAAAAHHHHH IM IN SCHOOL SO I CAN'T LISTEN RIGHT NOW BUT I LOOOVE THERMODYNAMIC LAWYER!!??? THIS WILL WOOD POWER HOUR HAS GOT ME GOING MAAAD