Chonny Jash & The K.K. Quintet - Cruisin' Suite (Full EP)

[@ChonnyJash]

And with that, the two new songs (and Instrumentals!) are officially up and ready to listen to on streaming services!!! open.spotify.com/album/4LP8dRzU949SWLZ8vB94ao?si=84RQNUMORyWvhWA6YFUgCQ Apple Music: music.apple.com/us/artist/chonny-jash/1674703702 SoundCloud (including Free Downloads): soundcloud.com/chonny-jash Bandcamp (including Free Downloads): chonnyjash.bandcamp.com/ So the question is: What's next? For once, I'll actually answer! ... ... ...A cover! A good, old fashioned, no-big-project, one-off cover of a song you absolutely will not recognize. Then, after that, a crossroads of sorts... but whatever. we can pick our path once we get to it. (Author's Note: There is no code or cryptic hint here so don't bother trying to decipher anything. You can actually take this one at face value.)

[@marlkarx1138]

Wow, what a non-cryptic statement to be taken at face value indeed! Thanks Chonny!

[@Stella.octangula8]

mr Jash if this isn’t Lemon Demon I’m gonna escape the basement. in all seriousness, I don’t think anyone cares what you do next, and that you should do what you want. And I know this next song is gonna be a banger regardless. This is my favourite non cryptic jash message, thanks Sneeb!

[@bucolicgh]

this is truly the least cryptic statement ever with the least amount of clues possible (0), chravo jash

[@Anthony-pt8ws]

if this isn’t [[insert niche artist]] because of [[insert single word from this cryptic message]], im going to [[insert unconventional violation of the geneva convention]]

[@Spparki]

Methinks a jhariah cover would go so hard...

[@Surepeacooler]

1.) Covered in Discontent 2.) Covered with malicious intent 3.) Covered in Content

[@bucolicgh]

who up cruisin' they k.k. til it unplugs..... who up crashin' they k.k....... who up cruisin' they k.k. in 2021.....

[@Surepeacooler]

Chonny making 3 different versions of a song all with different styles & meanings while being based off AN INSTRUMENTAL ANIMAL CROSSING SONG is the most jashy thing ever

[@ashhposts]

sounds like something that has happened before... hmm.... 🤔

[@Surepeacooler]

@ashhposts resident slider how do you plead?

[@ashhposts]

@@Surepeacooler beepobebaboopapobabee

[@catsinabox121]

There's an album that came out recently that might beat it, you know, the one with only one song in it. Definitely just one song.

[@thelostcityoftobin]

My dog was VERY amused. I gave her treats while playing this on my phone. She loved it. We did a little jig together. This is going to be her new favourite routine

[@GuitarOfTime0116]

That sounds adorable, I might have to start a dance party with my dog...

[@abyssal_mist]

My favourite thing to wake up to, a Chonnard Jonnard post

[@Googol_0]

Chonathan Jerald

[@thegameplayers494]

King Chonnarlurd Jammer the III

[@LauraSullivan-jd1cy]

“King” doesn’t even begin to describe degree to which we worship him! He’s a god, specifically the “Broken God” from the otherwise fictional world of the SCP Foundation, and I have proof! Just look at quote attributed to Mekhane that I found on the SCP Foundation website: “My Heart rests in the depths, but my Soul does not drown”. Machines do not have souls and gods do not have physical hearts. But then, we have Chonny’s Heart falling “inside a hole he couldn’t see”. It is a perfect match for Mekhane’s “depths” and likewise capitalizes the names of the parts. We eat, sleep and breathe Chonny Jash! I’m developing a new sect of the Church of the Broken God that based on this concept. Also, the goal of The Church of the Broken God is to rebuild Mekhane into a functioning whole. Sound familiar?

[@RulerMyujikaru]

It stuns me how Mr Jash was able to make Crushin' and Unplugged so unique and different from eachother and the 2021 cover. Great work as always Chomsky. i cant believe mr jash got the REAL K.K Slider to feature in his song we really have made it big everyone

[@Beowolf-jy5rc]

it's probably because they all aren't even in the same genre's, K.K cuisin' is some from of electronic rock which is made of a very obvious electronic lead with a standard bass guitar and an electric guitar maybe. K.K crushing is in the rock genre, quite obviously so with an electric guitar taking the lead with the electronic sounds taking a back seat for a large amount of the song, and there's likely a bass playing a bass line in there, with it having a very heavy sound to it. K.K c unplugged is seemingly tropical jazz i guess, it's lead by both an acoustic guitar and the drum's with a double bass playing the bass-line (i think), the piano is there somewhere playing chords probably, it's overall a more relaxed track compared to the others.

[@PHOBALICPHOBIA.]

WE'RE CRUISIN' & CRUSHIN' WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

[@conker13245]

The og kk slider joint is one of the main reasons i picked up bass as a jit, this hits me right in the childhood. I bout started crying when kk hopped on with the verse😂

[@Pigoink97]

This really K.K's my Cruise.

[@Carcosan]

I feel like Chonny would make absolute BANGER covers of the older mewithoutyou songs. Imagine “Kingle beatle on a coconut estate” but Jashed? I think I would start seizing

[@NaraASMR]

bro i am _eating_ those funky piano rhythms at 15:29 i love them

[@Surepeacooler]

I only just realised that the new version is called "kk crushin" instead of "kk cruisin"

[@buffmusicman]

who knew accidentally staying up until 3;30 would gimme something good for once! great to get to hear all the versions together, K.K. Cruisin' has always been one of my top tracks from Covered in Discontent, so i was hyped when it got revamped, twice!! super excited for whatever comes next, especially if its probably not gonna be something i know :)) im gonna get some sleep now hopefully, ill proper watch all these together when i wake up in a few hours

[@galaxystardom]

Same, I’ve had K.K Crusin’ in my playlist since I started listening in November. And Hallelujah but that’s a different can of worms.

[@mikacookiegaming1294]

WOOOO THEY'RE ALL TOGETHER!!!!

[@megalolcat234]

Awesome work Mr Jash!!! I just finished listening to these new ones for like 5 hours straight -- maybe I'm a little obsessed. I just love how different they are, but so similar!! Funky instrumentals and confusing/profound lyrics and I'm easily reminded why I love your music so much.

[@demo_dots87]

Absolutely JAMMIN

[@elskerkraken4643]

💜 cruisin for three years

[@Blu00uagain]

Holdon let me just *K.K CRUISIN' (2021)* Choose a side, prepared to fight There's no end in sight Why can't we just get along tonight? Grab a seat, and pour a drink and come sing along with me No more pain, no more fear, no disdain No more enemies And sure the ends don't justify the means But what's done is done, so have some beer, have some fun While the night is young Life is a bittersweet harmony We sleep, we eat, we breathe, we think We try to beat the evil things That crawl their way into our mind And sure we'll hurt, and sure we'll die But that's not on our minds tonight Give up the fight, and see the light Alright Close your eyes, I'll be your guide I've not got much advice But I hope that these words will suffice Forgive, forget, and learn from regrets Always try your best Dance along, grab some friends, sing some songs Oh, you can't go wrong 'Cause we all know that we won't be here for long So when it's time to go, I hope you know that you're not alone Oh, you're not alone Just try to See the way that things can be To live your days so happily An endless stream of pure beauty Constantly surrounds your being What's the point in being here If all you seek is hate and fear? Everything just seems so clear From here Find your friends, and start all over again See through a different lens And if you can't, then try your hardest to pretend The pain will fade The anger trades in for an all new phase of harmony One, two, three, count along with me, oh Imagine a world with me Filled with joy and serenity Anger, pain, dissipates Do it before it's too late If tomorrow's when the curtains close Then I'm happy with the path I chose I'll keep my friends and memories close *K.K. CRUSHIN'* Here we are. We're back again I thought time might mend But it seems to me that all good things must end We sense dissent. (We hunt its scent.) We rip. We rend Till it's torn to shreds Why can't we see for once what we've done? We went to war and no one won Is this your sick idea of fun? Seeing just which ties can be undone Please, just tell me why we're here If all you do is point and jeer Your cries of pity aren't sincеre That's clear I can't tell if you can see this psychopathy Seeping through thе trite you're spewing "They grew the stem." "They breathe, we condemn." "Oh, it's Us vs. Them." And what really stings the most is that I know That I'm the one who let this grow It ferments and festers oh, so slow But still, I let this hatred flow And sure, we'll hurt. And sure, we'll die But I really thought that we'd be fine As long as we could just be kind, alike But then again, it's not the end Save the sour laments 'cos maybe it's too late to make amends But I'd rather try, and lose this fight Than just stand aside So, I'll go and put myself in the light Find the time. Fight this quiet I'm tired of standing idly by I don't wanna pick a side And maybe, I'm just naive And this is how it's meant to be; Crushed beneath the enmity Contempt without remedy Choose a side. Prepare to fight There's no end in sight Why can't we just get along tonight? Grab a seat, and pour a drink and come sing along with me We'll help us see We can't be crushed. We can be free *K.K. CRUISIN' (UNPLUGGED)* Can you hear the sea? Can you feel the beat cruisin' through the shores of fury? Can you finally see peace has anger beat? Call what's been till you can't see what's still happening Point the blame at backs of those beneath Time wanders by, yet you deny it's your only alibi Life is such this bittersweet harmony We sleep. We eat. We breathe. We think We try to beat the evil things that crawl their way into our mind And sure, we'll hurt. And sure, we'll die But that's not on our minds tonight Give up the fight and see thе light Alright ★ sax ★ ★ sax shenanigans ★ ★ drum shenanigans ★ I can feel it too Like a deja vu leaking out thе walls we broke through Nostalgia plays the fool... ...such the plastic jewel Can't we hum a tune that's more joy than gloom? Can't we finally drop this costume? Life's too slow to lose Just enjoy the cruise

[@stemdapple]

this is better than I expected, and I expected it to be one of the best things I’d hear, considering the original

[@stemdapple]

I love chonny jash. I think crushin’ is my favourite

[@EndoRulz]

k.k. jashing !!!

[@any.user.allowed.]

This got me confused for a second, this was a surprise.

[@Stella.octangula8]

WE BE JASHIN HARD!

[@mr.smoothiehuman]

she on my cruisin’ till im crushin

[@thegameplayers494]

she k.k on my cruisin',till im crushin

[@Ignatz_]

NEW CHONNY POST!!

[@icarusissleepy]

ITS TIME TO JASH

[@ItsAmoges]

chonnys charming (animal) crossing compendium

[@LordofDoors37]

We're really cruisin' and crushin' tonight with this one.

[@bathcat56]

WOOOO

[@axonthealtered]

HELL YEAHHHH THESE SLAP SO HARD !!!! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK MR JASH !!!!!!!!!

[@Neptune_Drama]

TRIPLE WHAMMY. CHAT IS THIS REAL.

[@cocoa7508]

WE JASHIN WITH THIS ONE🗣🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️

[@Matcha_the_paint_gal]

This is amazing!!!

[@sillychalk.]

yay!

[@talonkaine7121]

YES FUCK YES!!!! YIPPEEE!!!

[@PlutosHeart4766]

Jash moment???!?!

[@thecondescendinggoomba5552]

Woo🎉

[@duswaggy]

YAAAAYYY

[@Echotistical]

🔥

[@orangeey52]

Do a cover of toxic gossip train plspls😭🙏🙏🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Capybaraonacomputer2]

Chonny Chonny i found something chonny Its a "i tried chonny jash once now i’m gay Sticker" ..... They made it chonny *They did it*

[@SlimeGecko]

MY YES NO RUBBER WAS RIGHT HE DID UPLOAD :D

[@piggiethemarshin6650]

Attempt 3 of asking Chonny Jash if he’s secretly a bird

[@Surepeacooler]

😂

[@rizztrakskskdje]

chonny is Australian, same thing.

[@Surepeacooler]

@@LauraSullivan-jd1cy the foundation on their way to send in the mtf to stop chonny from making another tally hall cover

[@LauraSullivan-jd1cy]

Then, how can he ever become Whole? We need him to get HMS back together so he can function properly! Just when we thought everything was going to be fine, he breaks again and screams Mayday! Someone needs to ask him what he needs to stay Whole permanently and stop this madness!

[@Hydedearest]

i think he is

[@Astronesiac]

yo im a lil early but that's fine, shi is fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@BT_HVVA]

YEAH!!!! >:D

[@imhard1]

(YEAHHH)

[@TheBodyEuphoric]

K.K. monster truck. cruisin and crushin

[@Frogmire_]

it would be pretty cool i think if a beetle crawled across the screen ha ha

[@diggyrobinson5859]

Id like to see the madness from covering tally hall's good and evil album, especially turn the lights off

[@redulations]

was this supposed to go in the covers playlist?

[@moonpizzalol]

can i eat the lil jash animal crossing

[@Friddybrid]

Hey Chonny could I get your permission to use a part of the song Wilhelmina Waltz for a school project? (With credit to you of course)

[@sunshinesoda]

NOO I'M LATE

[@analuisaalvesdealmeida5981]

im also lmao

[@KunzLevi]

ok

[@Double.Think.]

I can't think of a funny comment so pretend I wrote a comment you want to like

[@MothManJr]

I love the part when they said "it's commentin' time", and then commented all over the place

[@kaleideerscopic]

this comment has been profound and thought-provoking truly changed my life

[@Picked-man]

I can’t think of a joke so just pretend I put a funny joke here that’s relevant to the funny comment

[@escouleshaire]

HAHA SAME, this comment resonates with me on a deeply personal level!

[@zacknattack]

YEA AND THEN?? THE NEXT CHORUS?? HOLY HELL

[@xAlphaPlayz]

Hmmmmmmm

[@Jr.Researcher-Accident]

Greetings O good honourable Sir Chonathan Jashman the First. If it wouldn't be inconvient for your Lordship to goeth to the place known as Sydney International Convention Centre to SMASHcon on July the 21st at around 12:30 pm at outside the Maid Cafe™ and observe whether or whether not you mayeth happen to behold a collective of people dressed in a strikingly similar manner to HMS (known as cosplayers) singing various Chonny Jash songs in a joyful manner, it would be incredibly appreciated if you could take the time out of your life to attend. Sincerely, A FUCKING BUNCHA QUEER RANDOM HMS COSPLAYRS. lmao /hj /hsrs

[@Jr.Researcher-Accident]

TLDR HERE [NOTICE: fucking ignore this for all we care, we are just a few chonny jash hyperfixated idiots cosplaying HMS] it would be cool if U went to SMASHcon this year on Sunday July 21st and went outside the Maid Cafe™ at ~12:30 pm there's gonna be Jash cosplayers :) (ME HOORAY)

[@IEatPoisonShrooms4Brekky]

@@Jr.Researcher-Accident mhmmmm totally makes sense to go in HMS cos to an ANIME convention