Beating Aberration as a superhuman

[@Blank-ish]

I am greatly sorry for your suffering, I never expected the most pain to be in a superhuman episode

[@nubbyboah]

For anyone curious, the amount of damage you take when you punch something not only scales with your melee stat, but does percent based damage for some reason God only knows. So, increasing it to such ludicrous amounts plus the player damage multiplier will make you basically one shot yourself even with 90 thousand health. Ark is such a wonderful game with zero flaws whatsoever.

[@zack1321]

Eh kinda makes sense tho, the harder you punch a tree the more you’re gonna destroy your hand. And they don’t really account for players making their settings ridiculously high, because that kinda just turns the gable into baby mode anyways

[@iriskedlol9077]

​@@zack1321 but its an option to crank the slider, should have put that into account. Mankind was known for "if you can, somebody would"

[@NaturalCauzes]

I can't believe Choofie was hating on Rockuwuwell.

[@choofiie]

how does one even respond to this

[@foxyshmoxy0074]

thank you!

[@adeptgirl3454]

I'd have to rewatch, but IIRC zip lines only work on very specific things in the rock drake trench, to prevent people cheesing the trench with them. Doesn't explain you falling through an entire cliff face into the Dip though, that part was probably a clipping/mesh error. Also, Professor Rockwell in-universe designed the Plant Species Z we love to make suggestive jokes about, so take that as you will for the uwu war

[@SPACEFOX377]

YASS ive been waiting for ever for this i love your content choofie and its even inspired me to do my own 100 days with a twist keep posting your amazing videos!!! 🤩

[@skelevus]

My favourite map, a great series and an awesome KZbinr. This video's gonna be astronomical 🔥

[@wipeout1445]

lmao i love the cliff jump in the beggining its 100% how the survivor looks when he ascends scorched earth

[@Sebastian-iz1ln]

This is what I’ve been waiting for. Not to say you’re unfun or I’m upset when you do more normal stuff, but your edited stuff are really my personal bread and butter. It’s the best highlights of your personality (again not saying it’s bad or anything unedited, just not as comedic) and the meme edits really help push the natural comedy more. It’s really great.

[@lionking2532]

3:26 scorched earth simulator

[@iriskedlol9077]

Ark: the Homelander challenge

[@denofsouls9564]

I’ve had the game just kill me too for no reason when using the climbing picks. It completely erases all your items, not even the death recovery mod could get mine back.

[@stevepaul7223]

Best part about this video "bit once did he clip into th mesh and he teleported across the map like me every single time I want to touch a rockdrake egg

[@theskywingartist]

14:40 As a trans guy this is actually very gender affirming- Thank you (I have yet to update my PFP from a couple years ago just thought I'd mention somebody talks about how I have an Enby one)

[@GLAHM]

Ed-dumb Rockwell

[@choofiie]

He'll never recover from that roast

[@GarryBestest]

Let's get him to 5k likes, NOW

[@NamelessPerson360]

NOOOO WHAT DID I DO TO YOU, WHY DID YOU KILL MY FAMILY

[@Average.Belarusian]

POV: choofie once he drinks milk

[@SiyedenNoeung]

Pov: choofie gets a theme song

[@weserinawolf7261]

14:45 you are wrong lmao

[@SnickerdoodleMcfox]

Tis is the greatest aberration playthrough of all time!

[@Teenlonex]

No such thing as a no female choofie fan when I exist 😭

[@choofiie]

based

[@Iasondemos-Vextile]

Because of you I can actually enjoy are again, so thx for the funny content

[@masterkenai7098]

Rockwell gotta be low key pissed

[@cocojambo2895]

I had that problems with climbing picks several times during my local playthrough It really sucks I had to reload my older saves to continue playing I hate this bug so much So I’m sore for. ARK is quite a laggy game, you know?

[@sSuper3roryt]

Congratulations on 50k Subscribers man I have been watching you when you were in 26k subs I think or 36k Idk but I’m one who is able to congratulate right

[@dietcola_]

14:41 me, a female choofie fan : 😮😮

[@LivingPotatoV2]

I watched his stream and boy it was good

[@AbigaileSchurmans-j1g]

im a proud female choofiie fan, choofiie 🔥🔥

[@Giftdaguy]

Weird seeing a new ark video that isn’t Asa. Also weird seeing a video without any crashes

[@invaderknight4256]

please do extinction man im actually enjoying ark rn and your content is really funny so yeah plez do ekstinshon bro i begue on niz

[@Blank-ish]

How could I forget!?!? A L L H A I L C A M P F I R E

[@CallMeWhenYoureLonely]

Moms spaghetti

[@thebombbeast6465]

Another common Choofiie W fellas🗣️

[@PumpkinKing33]

LES gooooooood, these are my favorite

[@Hello_hi7373]

The fact that choofie the legend was hating on rockuwuwell I was like nah 🤯

[@mollyslayermollyslayer9487]

According to choofies belief's imma dude in disguise😂

[@choofiie]

These federal agents are getting bolder

[@PrinceWinter247]

foxy...

[@choofiie]

if you know you know

[@foxyshmoxy0074]

excuse me. KNOW WHAT @@choofiie

[@PrinceWinter247]

@@choofiie fr

[@killerb9502]

Les goo another superman from walmart

[@dannykortenhof9212]

This should lasted more than 2 hours 😂😂

[@raphaeldemers6384]

Bro im dam that intro😂

[@kelvinblackie1585]

Im praying for this vid to reach 5000 likes

[@Burger-2.0-i]

Keep going🥰

[@onetomeplz5825]

When extension

[@BeesWithKnees]

Here’s my excuse to start identifying as a dude I guess. What’s up, fellow guys?

[@AragornTheBaste]

fire vid

[@Velho_calvo]

How did him got these stats

[@pedrovicenzobrignoni3590]

AAAMBATUKKAAAAAAAAAAAM AAAAAAAAAh

[@thegreenraspberry1871]

bout damn time....

[@yeeter1836]

Trust me my guy atleast 3 female people love watching you

[@HandsomeLad69]

Choofie you’re so cool

[@draesoul4798]

I learned that all u need to survive a fall from ANY height is just around 500

[@andrewdemontegnac6419]

I Miss you 😢😂😂

[@silent5783]

P A I N

[@PrinceWinter247]

Premium lol very funny

[@MDKishere0410]

Tyhg Ah ah come on man

[@witherstormstar7506]

Choofie phiomia

[@seamus-mcgrath]

Are you going to move ark vs imbeciles to ASA?

[@Gabe-nx1bz]

Here before a 100k subs

[@BigchuckyFarmerbio]

Why do you sound like spookton

[@joaotadeu3751]

Uuhhm.. 🤓showrry but huuumm..🤓 batman ish not acstually a shuperhuman you know🤓

[@Suunfloweer-ro8de]

You are very funny and I'm definitely totally not a female choofie fan 🤭👀❤

[@choofiie]

Nice try

[@realm_of_light]

Uhm i am also defendly not a girl:-:

[@sSuper3roryt]

Bro was dealing more damage than the chances of yo dads coming back.

[@JeefdoesVR]

One hour gang

[@awokenzazel9879]

Oooga

[@cullenbunnell7823]

Good

[@raccoons_on_rice]

To be honest, the stream was better

[@Goober436]

Welp

[@oh-oh0]

Too hard chalange

[@The_Meme_Jesus]

Noice

[@King_PenginYT]

The game just decided to kill you for no reason

[@Avexell]

As a female fan you make my toes curl pookie

[@choofiie]

may I recommend therapy

[@Avexell]

@@choofiie perhaps only if I was provided with grippy socks

[@OverberryYT]

Yippeeeeeee

[@thefacelessfathom]

14 minute gang

[@thetimedragon5885]

yo~!

[@Ashbaby-mz4if]

FIRST… never mind, I’m second

[@KJC_OFFICIAL]

First live your video

[@muneebwaizie256]

First

[@DoumaUpperTwo]

Noop Noop

[@roronoazoroelmejorespadach3489]

I bet theres maybe and only maybe one girl in your 50k subs, but disguises as a man so we shall never know

[@stayb1essed50]

earlyyyy

[@camiloortega-q6z]

Now for real, any actual females watch his videos?

[@white_wiggo]

I am a dude