Beating Ark Survival Evolved as a Superhuman

[@allanhagen703]

Dude look like a grunt from halo

[@choofiie]

This comment is a winner

[@HybridTiger]

😂yea og

[@HybridTiger]

He just needs the cone thingy

[@AutodidactEngineer]

Half life grunt 😂

[@genericnameandgamertag7448]

Steal his methane

[@arandomnon6677]

i love picturing him pulling back the string on a bow with so much force it flies towards creatures at mach 4

[@ShinrenIsntReal]

My favorite thing to do in Ark when I was younger was just pumping my stats up to the maximum and running around beating up dinosaurs.

[@Believer-of-Jesus-Christ-14]

Bro when I was younger I was like I poop and I KILL me like this game

[@Conway-b3f]

i that was close to me tho i liked to play with the dodo @@Believer-of-Jesus-Christ-14

[@bambus_pukpuk]

@@Conway-b3f in that case i play with phinomia

[@Ryleepylee16]

i that was close to me tho I liked to play with the dodo #believer_of_jesus_christ_14

[@ryanbair3201]

Sigma

[@Scarecrow7274]

Its crazy he went out of his way to make himself look exactly like homelander.

[@CHARLIE_RANDOM]

Definitely my favorite part was when Choofie got a pickaxe and dropped it and he went like "You disgust me" like an absolute menace 💀

[@dcgaming2670]

i started watching this yesterday in college. Finished today and wondered how popular this video was. not very popular yet it seems. But the video imo is top fucking tier. Keep it goin id love to see u get big!

[@choofiie]

That means a lot, dude! Thanks!!

[@assfucker6997]

@@choofiie I and so old when it comes to Ark that I remember when the gigga was new, yeah, the gigga. Ark has changed a lot, what if you were to do with series4you played old Arc like with Luke the notable end old Minecraft? Now it's just a suggestion and I'm not ordering you to do it if it is even possible to play an older version of Arc.

[@abcdef-on1gy]

bro said "id love to see you get big" lol

[@GalenMarekOfficial]

Thats actually a cool idea since pretty much every ark video ever involves tames normally...Looking forward for more conttent from you :D

[@albertangelopestano9958]

14:19 allo death wins the olympic medal for best death dive

[@CaptainC0pper36]

Really enjoying the content! keep it up!

[@potatotomato2.091]

No

[@SahilDhaliwal-ck6kn]

@@potatotomato2.091 bro what

[@vzxzpq]

this gotta be the most underrated youtuber

[@ilverdsgames3819]

Factsss

[@paveldekar]

Fr

[@Champronsi82827]

Not underated he’s ass

[@HybridTiger]

Fax yo

[@AzorashiGaming]

yea i mean bro is making some of the best content out there. cant wait to tell the future fans i was here since 6k lol.

[@weaselywhitman-tx7wz]

Underrated as hell, honestly more entertaining than 90% of KZbin imo

[@TacPhoenix]

In a punishment like ark it's fun to occasionally be superman.

[@anthonycamargo7730]

I used to be a chronic cheater and would always play ark like this but I’ve recovered and this brought back a lot of memories… great video though!

[@Aperson324]

Me to but I’ve since changed

[@ImmortalLemon]

Mans is just playing as an ancient Sumerian story protagonist

[@jamesradford8215]

Sidenote, when it comes to the pump shotgun, for some reason? Being in third person makes your reload take a fraction of the time. Very useful when you need that ammo like.... Yesterday.

[@poison4881]

I rarely comment on videos and I don't even play ark but I do find your videos entertaining; very good to fall asleep to. :)

[@nembutsu1045]

13:43 love the subtle bloom effect

[@America17760]

Bad memes, dry humor, pain, and bullshit. All that I want in an ARK video

[@raushantariq2019]

Hey, you can use healing brews to heal a percentage of your health quickly, best option for bosses, nice video!

[@husainhsn6727]

Bro made His Character looks like patrick 💀 *‏‪**0:31**‬‏*

[@Abnoxioussheamus]

8:28-8:35 was some of the funniest shit I’ve seen in a while 😂

[@damienhayes7206]

Loved the video bro and the backing tracks you used brought back so much nostalgia especially that super mario galaxy bee hive one

[@skittlemastergrimm750]

man didn't even gain control yet and he already got a level up

[@hiimmatt3498]

If only he had damage numbers on xD, Great video though dude!

[@choofiie]

I really think I should for Scorched Earth 😂

[@hiimmatt3498]

@@choofiie Would make it nicer, atleast in my opinion. But still great video my man!

[@assfucker6997]

@@hiimmatt3498 honestly it might be amazing to see him go around the surface we getting bombarded by that he Tre thing, I don't even know if that's still will feature or if I'm confusing it for a different version of Ark-but it might be outdated considering that I'm old enough to remember when the Giga was new and that guy with the blue metal armor going by something like slipgater acquired one.

[@TonyTonyBaBony]

Appreciate you putting down the stats in the description, gonna try this challenge our

[@danrey9197]

2:00 literally the kid from ice age

[@ikbik6613]

This is the most fun video that I have seen and I didn't get bored a second and I couldn't hold my laugh multiple times throughout the video, especially with the mr incredible meme

[@KratosFan420]

the most underrated youtuber ever, love this video! keep up the good work man

[@cameraman-oo2jo]

14:19 the way bro flew had me choking.

[@Blue_pikmin11]

Your average ark speed runner 💀

[@georgkilianbraunig5877]

thats just the kind of fuckery you do when normal ark just dosnt tickle your fancy anymore... love it

[@Ryleepylee16]

Definitely my favorite part was when choofie got a pickaxe and dropped it and he went like “you disgust me” like an absolute menace 💀

[@LoudSunshine]

I love this concept where the humans have become an Apex predator of everything and now megaphauna, dinosaurs and giant bugs are a minor nuisance instead of a life threatening situation

[@bladecrysto1144]

I saw the title and thought: "ah yes, just how i play too, scuffed stats buffs for myself and my dinos" XD No cap, i actually play like that in my solo worlds cause im a cheap bastard who likes easy mode

[@akiamini4006]

BTW happy to see a chad tuber in his adolesent days ! Hope to see you pop up soon

[@ImACono]

21:27 Let's not talk about how bro took that boulder.

[@ishaanparthab4549]

The way that allosaurus skyrocketed when you killed it had my rolling on the floor🤣

[@prototype23a18]

Playing ark as pickle

[@druje8872]

Love that prehistoric humor too

[@justesen-k4x]

yo the memes were hilarious earned a sub

[@imbad1674]

You should have put damage numbers on it would have been cool to see just how much damage you were doing

[@jackh.7895]

This guy has gotta have the best sound effects out of any youtuber

[@user-tk9qw7fy7s]

7:05 "you wanna see me do caves " well... that's something we want to se

[@liamford4635]

That giga opens the gates to hell

[@Infernalicon]

this sounds like a fun challenge for the abandoned primitive + gamemode where you can have a 2handed war axe

[@skittlemastergrimm750]

the way the first giga you killed just got yeeted like 2 of the first allos you killed got me like: LMAOOOOO THIS DUDE GOT YEETED

[@ThePersia450]

This videos great, your editing is hilarious lmao.

[@user-gg8nf4xo4m]

Bro should do this on all maps this was funny

[@sah6._]

Bro did us dirty by not showing us the damage numbers nor an awesome spyglass

[@Spitzboi09]

U deserve at least 100k subs by now

[@YoshiToastie2]

Really enjoyed this!

[@moonfoxarise]

14:13 That allosaurus looks an awful lot like an indominus rex

[@RabiezDeWorgen]

This needs to be made into a challenge. it looks so fun.

[@ashantireid8333]

That gigas dive was magnificent

[@alexjensen5993]

It absolutely tickles my monkey brain to see someone else walking around where my house is.

[@vibez_thecool2340]

Tip: turning player resistance all the way down (0.0) makes you immune to almost all damage (exceptions being temperature, rhynio projectiles and oxygen)

[@terrancesweetman7285]

That tumb nail is so good😂

[@wutthehekamidoing5615]

This man, and this man alone (along with tds tree) have inspired me to reinstall ark. I will have 30 gigs of space after this. I hope I don't regret this

[@wutthehekamidoing5615]

i didnt regret this but i still uninstalled it lol

[@alaabettaieb5330]

even tho i know he wont die because of the stats, the lvl of anxiety i had when he was doing the cave runs was exhausting

[@godsorandom5336]

“This might be the end” my brother in christ your health is still full…

[@Alfie0Cates]

15:00 THATS DAVY JONES! FROM PIRRATES OF THE CARIBHEAN (currybean)

[@RAPTOR948]

I was able to take on the alpha manticore just as myself with a shotgun. This was without the superhuman stats. I had to do a LOT of running, but I was able to get it done!

[@lemonke5314]

YO thanks dude for including me in the video

[@nagingturtle8746]

it is so fun to just watch a black screen when it is dark

[@planete1]

6:53 my guy is ready for your colonoscopy

[@namelessnavnls8060]

It's satisfying to watch bugs get melted by one hit each. Nasty things..

[@gurkenrick2351]

10:50 it should have been the doom version of mr incredible

[@Crab...]

"Ive got 2 cups of coffee and a small desire to live" 💀

[@DuhNire]

watched this while high its like a fever dream.

[@Kong_2025]

Your character looks like Popeye the sailer man.

[@PEJTN]

Your game looks so beautiful how do you do it? Whats your settings bro, btw like ur voice , i like this video keep it up!

[@analothor]

this look WAY more fun that normal stats gotta try this

[@pathy7761]

« There might be a way, there is a way, I see the way, there is no way » choofiie 2021

[@thatguyspectre5871]

Honestly clicked on the video cos I thought he was editing homelander into an ark gameplay, but this is much better

[@KermitMolasses]

this guy must have a beast computer, I got ark on my 2-year-old pc and its not even playable

[@Bugser64]

Even on my xbox series x it struggles and starts to overheat

[@_Ledoot]

My 2011 dell computer blue screened :(

[@Thunderfaaal]

My PS4 that runs ark perfectly fine....

[@gerardlunap8644]

Next time boost you crafting speed and do a little blueprint run. I am sure with that boost on top you could beat the alphas too with ease.

[@walloffluffgaming7841]

Fr this is exactly how me and my Bros played this game for years

[@McBeefRod]

Well produced, keep it up

[@keithgoodman5000]

I kept trying to up my gamma while watching this. LOL

[@Senhad]

Bro just made my night

[@RoyallyLegal]

Imagine being able to stack mutations on your survivor like your dinos

[@ddogswasteland2701]

There's actually a way to make yourself immortal. For the most part. I don't know how I did it but I messed around with the stats so much that dinosaurs just... can't hurt me. The only way I can die is from temperature and drowning. Dinosaurs can't hurt me, fall damage just doesn't exist anymore, and I can jump into lava like it's a jacuzzi.

[@Strahinja_Djordjevic]

Before watching the video: "if you can beat it as a regular human I do not see a reason why not"

[@choofiie]

None of this was very serious lol

[@cincerewilson9658]

homelander in the ark cu would be the sole cause of the earth's extinction instead of element corruption ngl

[@HybridTiger]

Yay subway surf soundtrack less gooooo 16:41

[@deathstroke9261]

Love your videos and hope to see more and I hope you have an absolutely amazing day.

[@desmeco4818]

If u use the mod CE:Races , u can have even more stats, more habilitis, and turn into a real superhuman.

[@bangbang_gamer5194]

that son of a scrum beg raptor is most annoying I want to really take revenge

[@dragonherowastaken4636]

The terror with the nr incredible meme

[@lancebaxton3140]

What I the name of that ridiculous running sound it cracks me up aye

[@kaijohannesen5301]

i thought i was lagging 😂

[@Shotgundude1]

7:07 “you wanna see caves” bro Ngl we can’t see.

[@choofiie]

idk why it took me so long but I finally learned what gamma is for fjordur 😂 so it should be a lot better

[@Shotgundude1]

@@choofiie good to see a creator so active with their community. Keep up the great work!

[@ThatoneComrade-444]

“Ark isn’t yours to counquer.”-XxOmnimanxX666

[@Karabuu34]

every dark moments are darker than my cave..

[@Jyfn2]

Bro the thumbnail is crazy homelander+ark😮

[@marcusayers2711]

Wait bows are melee? Also gotta give em credit for putting stats into fortitude wich does the following 1. Gives you insulation 2. Amount of torpor needed to be knocked out 3. Makes the chance of pooping when a rex roars at you lower and no i am not joking when i say that it really does do that Also the black spots in the ice cave do 1k damage to your character or somethin like that

[@emperortethysusdacertified8175]

Actually the rex roar and whether or not it makes you poop is based on level. Rexes can't make anything higher level than them, player or creature, poopoo they undies.

[@Ryahoeee]

The darkest KZbin video I've ever seen lol

[@steadfastwolf2159]

"Oh wait, I'm not monetized" Lets fix that

[@SomeNexusDude]

Bro caves are the most time so dark i cant see shit! 😂

[@wyattdewaynenelson1615]

You should've had on floating damage numbers

[@Ratchet.412]

bro's PC is on life support