Choose Features for Your Robot! 🤖

Music:
Cyberpunk 2077 music

[@Enlightenment0172]

1 and 3: UtiliBot 2 and 4: Robot Girlfriend Choose wisely

[@izanagisora]

I can't sir!

[@ok-kq9ux]

1 and 2: The genius clone of yourself

[@OverStrive2008]

Grr

[@Lord_Chibi]

@@ok-kq9ux but it wouldn't be able to talk well though... In fact it might not even have a personality

[@dzjengis]

I just want a friend

[@agnieszkaada2985]

-Pick 1 and 3 -You no longer have to do any work or walk anywhere -Makes millions from the robots inteligence.

[@vincaszemaitis8423]

Wheres the fun in that

[@SeeYou606]

​@@vincaszemaitis8423 We get mani

[@Isekai_Maniac]

And with its intelligence it can make all the other features by itself

[@archanavashisht1805]

That my boy I also think that

[@agnieszkaada2985]

@@vincaszemaitis8423 You can spend hundrets of dollars on stuff you want.

[@Tenderloin_Similac873]

"There no laws against the robots, Batman!"

[@Potato_The_Monke]

Nahhhhh

[@trolltyrant8344]

I choose u 2B

[@TristanAlejandrino]

I knew I'd see this comment😭 THE ROBUSSY

[@fnfexpandedleaks]

​@@TristanAlejandrino robussy heh~? Sounds interesting but jokes aside I would like to have a femboy robot but not to use him for those type of stuff I would just use him to feel loved you know

[@ThreadedHoney]

​@@fnfexpandedleaksNah I'd fuc-"

[@somekidnamedsomething]

-1 and 4 - robot figures out how to make a version of itself with every perk - profit

[@MrCommentingCapybara]

I was thinking it could just turn into sunglasses and it can talk to you or turn into earbuds and it can still talk to you and it can give you answers

[@JohnPaul_kun]

Dude this is how skynet star taking over the world

[@videoaddict1178]

​@@JohnPaul_kunbut skynet didn't have a proper personality that was just an ai that grew too fast to put it simply

[@bedtime62]

- Choses 2 and 4 - Refuses to elaborate further - Leaves

[@trollingames2009]

Sugonma grindset 🗿

[@randombingusenjoyer]

@@trollingames2009 did you fall asleep on your keyboard in the middle of "sigma"

[@ImNotBeb]

​@@randombingusenjoyer he means suck on my grindset

[@Hadeez2]

@@randombingusenjoyerr/woosh

[@NotAPolarBearXD]

@@randombingusenjoyer ask the question

[@yuulievhessenthel1676]

Realistic look and convincing characters I just want a lil guy to hang out with

[@Thejazziestguyever]

Mhm likely story buddy

[@rdty9251]

yeah okay

[@AntoniaRari]

Yeah me too. I'm friendless lmao

[@jacobmrch9885]

Get a life suckers (im not better)

[@abimbolaadegoke2165]

A guy🙄

[@MagnoPlayer4485]

-pick 1 and 4 -make him make a nick valentine cosplay and give him his personality -profit

[@AIRPLANEEE]

As a fallout fan, i fucking agree with you totally.

[@bigchoppa5941]

Cosworth?

[@Lucole]

Or choose 2 and 4 and get them to cosplay Piper... for no reason in particular

[@MagnoPlayer4485]

​@@bigchoppa5941would be cool but I guess the robot is humanoid

[@garretthenderson3446]

You sir are a gentleman and a scholar

[@lumyvolcan7273]

Me seeing this vid at exactly 2 am while scrolling shorts

[@TJHill-lg9rz]

Can't believe bro caught me lacking like that

[@Cloxonquail-CultLeader]

-2 and 4 -Put robot in a bed -Refuse to elaborate -Fade to black scene 💀

[@Wumboo1]

Why do I hear clapping-

[@cat.on.dinosaur]

CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CRUNCH YAAAAOOOO

[@Idontdementia]

**CLANK** **CLANK** **CLANK** **CLANK** **CLANK** **CLANK** **rips** *YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOCHHH*

[@_Olar_]

Great minds think alike...

[@V2_I_WANT_MY_ARM_BACK]

@@IdontdementiaYOU TOOK MY JOKE wait I am a robot :0

[@unnamed4219]

>Pick 1 and 4 >Intelligent and charismatic >Vsauce

[@bloocat2050]

💀

[@Rizary0]

That's what I picked

[@MichalDvorak-km5bk]

Facts

[@HiHi-ed2ud]

We all know vsauce got 3 as well

[@LoveLsplayz]

​@@HiHi-ed2uddo not forget 2 his beard is so magnificent that mortals would die if tried to replicate

[@jabadahut50]

1 and 4. You now have the most engaging teacher of all time and will learn at super human pace because it will know how to keep you in the learning flow zone.

[@JewelAlo-dj8wb]

"Exact needs and desire"💀

[@MeNamedLindy]

- Pick 1 - Let it invent and install the remaining features - Profit

[@christhedemon9464]

Exactly what I was thinking

[@EonRune]

You just described the current situation with AI...

[@Hoothouse]

Work smarter, not harder.

[@neobathi8734]

Hong lu, you absolute genius.

[@Memesformiles5748]

Bro just thought outside all the boxes

[@runningroundruins]

“While you were watching shorts at 2AM” bro you can’t just call me out like that

[@Marcos_I._T.]

i was watching at 12 am

[@runningroundruins]

@@Marcos_I._T. Ok? thats when everyone is waking up

[@Truckkun2309]

Same here like wtf

[@Sludgy_Basil]

​@@runningroundruins Dang then everyone wakes up EARLY

[@Subb_Zero]

@@runningroundruins you do know that after 12 AM is 1AM, right?

[@scrunglodubus1701]

probably 3 and 4, you practically have a bodyguard and you have a sick robot freind

[@user-burner]

Basically the titans from titanfall.

[@mihagomiunik2758]

Nobody thought that if you choose super intelligence, the robot will become so smartvit enslaves humanity.

[@kiram.3619]

That's why you shouldn't give it a personality too. I think if it doesn't have opinions it'll be fine

[@loganbeckham8037]

-pick 2 and 4 -you’ve got a new best friend

[@Glory-to-das-wasserland]

Oh-oh you're way too innocent...

[@kalechips2113]

@@Glory-to-das-wasserland i think you’re just dirty minded 😂

[@Viewer-su7mk]

Or a new girlfriend

[@rexrex429]

Ah yes, a 'best friend'.

[@Minosprime69420]

Bro still a kid

[@LowPoly_Time_God]

-Choose 2 and 4 - Make yourself

[@i_am_ssj_100_goku]

Make gf

[@IAmBored654]

​@@i_am_ssj_100_gokusame thing.

[@unrenownedc]

Now when someone says to go f*ck yourself, you can!

[@SuperWhiskers]

1 & 3. As someone trying to do some writing, 1 would be extremely helpful. 3, on the other hand... I hate walking, especially when stairs are involved.

[@plasmusdogmatic4348]

Yes! You get it.

[@Docteur_Hex]

2 and 3 -gets super protogen companion -refuses to elaborate

[@superchinmayplays]

2 and 4 is basically just a friend lmao

[@tea_with-mint]

That's what I need

[@Browniera_]

real

[@osc3ar_444]

friend with benefits tho

[@erikmladek]

Could be more than a friend 😏

[@guy-]

​@@erikmladekfrfr

[@thatguywithoutadoubt]

Also, 1 and 2 just makes you a clone of yourself. Very useful in exams since the robot is ultra smart, and if you're in a situation where intelligence is needed, yeah.

[@Passer__]

This is the smartest comment

[@Idk_blank]

I was also thinking 1 and 2 because if i have something important that requires intelligence and memory i could send the robot that day

[@tardonuts]

i was thinking 1 and 2 cuz i want smart women...

[@jernejmedved7448]

but dont you need to do the test because if future on life if smth comes up then you dont know it then yeah but still you could use robo- wait it doesnt talk or act like a human

[@reaper5242]

2 and 4. "It's not illegal batman, no one can stop what I'm gonna do with this robot batman."

[@jamesosborn6602]

I pick 1 and 2, 1 for the money making possibilities and 2 for the body😏

[@justprivateinformation2669]

I would choose 1 and 4

[@Thebigshovel5]

Me to

[@Lego_kid10]

wait a minute wouldn’t a robot having intelligence and a personality want to destroy man kind because of every flaw

[@mitchellcarter7209]

@@Lego_kid10Let's just assume he won't do that 😅

[@NamebeDale_592]

​@@Lego_kid10where's the problem?

[@ChknNugz]

The robot is totally not in fear of me cutting its functionality with a command if it decides to rebel.

[@Ethang2489]

1 and 3, get the robot to upgrade itself. With it's strength it will be able to bend steel to upgrade itself to a better version or make more versions of itself bc it is also smart.

[@fa1372]

Well where will you find the Resources for that

[@ashr4289]

@@fa1372 rob. everything.

[@Scorp..]

You see this will start terminator

[@bethvolkmann6654]

​@fa1372 send it back to the company with feedback since it's an experimental robot, it'll make more and you get a free one too!

[@user-bq5em1hu9r]

250 iq

[@lego_yoda715]

“While you were watching shorts at 2AM” Where are the cameras?!?!

[@Thorninjag]

Convincing and Realistic. Curie in Fallout 4? Oui Oui, Monsieur.

[@Darius-ys9lu]

- Chooses 1 and 2 - Creates Connor from Detroit: Become Human - Hunt Deviants

[@user-xr9kn2cg5r]

Now i think you could do some wierd stuff with intelligence and hyper realistic

[@jeffemmanuelaraza8235]

😂😂If you know what you mean by that

[@ultimazilla9814]

nah convincing character and hyper realistic

[@Lego_kid10]

0_o

[@guy-]

​@@ultimazilla9814 true

[@user-pp8gx7cv1b]

Sussy backa😂😂

[@fighteagleb]

Honestly I think I would go for the last one. I would love someone to play video games with and it seems like the most harmless. And one bc it’s also kinda harmless. I also want to be smarter than the robot so I won’t pick 1

[@sagitswag1785]

1 and 4 and the robot helps you with all your hobbies and personal projects, while having enough personality to be a good companion

[@supercraig89day]

Either you have a great robot, or a slave. No inbetween

[@Riciliz]

oh wait..

[@bendysans1473]

Intelligence gives personality Only a robot can have A mix of 1 and 2 will make a great partner to help with life in general

[@Axel_That_Guy]

Robot: My oil was black. Now it’s white. TAKE ME AWAY FROM HIM.

[@Atronious_The_Gd_Player]

Thats crazy 😭

[@inserthandleherelol]

as a murder drones enjoyer, I approve this message, and it should be used as a comeback for those who wanna "sus" the cartoon ass robots (yes this is a HUGE problem)

[@kazeKaz3]

​@@inserthandleherelol you're telling me: people are so fucking down bad that they just draw hentai of the drones?

[@hoggersytv2]

@@kazeKaz3 As Another MD Fan I Can Confirm. Just The Fandom Though

[@kazeKaz3]

@@hoggersytv2 this shit feels like Detroit, can't have normal shit for once

[@angrypotato2526]

>pick 2 and 4 >make it look and act like me >profit

[@orphan-eater]

Aint no way i am picking 1 or 3, let alone both, dozens of movies have thought me its not a good idea to make a robot thats better than humans, especially if its EXPERIMENTAL. I am picking 2 and 4 and using it for personal needs

[@bombgoon2768]

Never give a robot hyper-intelligence. Pick 2 and 4, for no apparent reason.

[@Gooseman3513]

I know what type of man you are.

[@bombgoon2768]

@@Gooseman3513 To behold disgrace, is to lose oneself in man’s desire. Join me, gooseman.

[@dokenboken5542]

Hyper-intelligence is fine if the robot is completely loyal and subservient.

[@Gooseman3513]

@@bombgoon2768 Silence! I shall not join your quest to sinful prizes, Bombgoon! To lose oneself in man's desire is a dishonor to our dignity as man!

[@Kalamarine_Animal]

@bombgoon2768 ​@@Gooseman3513 - conversation between two Greek philosophers, dated an unknown time bce

[@TaikiBestMC]

2 and 4, can you imagine what I can do to that robot?

[@Zoituq]

Nahhh

[@WhiteMqre]

Some things we dont want to know maybe...

[@Yaromir2008]

💀

[@Enlightenment0172]

I don't wanna imagine 💀

[@SNJoshua_109]

Fuck it?

[@NortherrorZaGod]

Last one and maybe super smart too, can help me solve puzzles and probably beat every single Elden Ring boss for me

[@obvpaint5187]

2 and 3 is mad underated. I can have a 100% loyal super bodyguard thats indistinguishable from a person so it wont be suspicous. Its lack of personality would be convincing enough to scare others.

[@duckmaster5512]

Convincing character and intelligence, it would be cool to have a robot to hang out with that’s smart

[@cyberdragons9362]

Yep, super close to consusness

[@wolfuniversalbreaker8516]

Yeah. With the power of a fun person I will return from my sorrow. And I will become the most powerful person once I've regained happiness

[@diesereinemensch29292]

It would become Adolf Hitler

[@duckmaster5512]

@@diesereinemensch29292 why?

[@mrUFWPIRL]

1. Hyper Realistic Body 2. Convincing character

[@GuyMakeGame]

🤨🤨🤨🤨

[@jasdanvm3845]

I know wat kind of man you are...

[@TheSecondToast]

> 2 and 4 > Make a girlfriend > Scrap Idea > Reflect on thoughts > New Idea > Make Goku :D > Life good :)

[@owatashindan0933]

Definitely 4. The only question is if the second one should be 1 or 2, as 1 would help with having someone to hang out with and bounce ideas off of but 2 would mean I don't have to go through the effort of trying to make it look neat. Counterargument to 2 is that I wanna make sure not to forget it's a robot, but they never said I can't make sure there's some defining robotic features in the appearance. Edit: I made my choice. 2 and 4.

[@decentatvideogames7581]

1 and 4. Intelligence to bounce ideas off of to create better products, and personality so that it's a genuine person, or at least as close to one as artificial systems allow. Also I'm not picky when it comes to figure, and I think seeing the pinions and mechanisms would be cool.

[@Painfulcereal]

-choose 1 and 3 -ask it to help make a hyper realistic robot wjth its own personality -advertise the robot that the robot made or keep it for yourself -profit

[@GallantLemonade]

Does personality mean if I go, “Hey robot, clean the house please” it might just go, “No, screw you”

[@GigabitGigabyte]

That would be hilarious

[@somepvpguy69]

2 and 4 and make it look exactly and act exactly like me so I can be in two places at once

[@saintsinner4074]

2 and 4! Always wanted to sit down and talk with my fav shonen characters

[@buildcraftgaming1548]

Last two would make the perfect companion for any adventure

[@Prinxbaron]

Choose 2 and 4 # make robot a girl # start a live stream for robot # profit # "fun" 😏😏

[@endavenger8504]

Based choice

[@Stabucat]

I forgot about the streaming option but i thought the same as you

[@JOYBOYTHESUNGODNIKA]

Kitsune

[@MyDogIsBetterThenUrs.]

Double profit

[@disdisc]

Dystopian

[@Gtmunke12112]

2 and 4: Robot gf/ bro 1 and 3: business partner and bodyguard

[@MakoPNG]

1 and 4, if you talk about it with the robot, you could upgrade it with him/her helping you to do it, since he's smart, he/she could guide you to get anything you need to upgrade it, and you could unlock the 2nd and 3rd options, since thos options could be made by yourself with his/her help

[@Mario_saur]

1 and 2, have it look like me and do the things that I don't want to

[@whydoiexist1189]

make it go to school for u. this is so smart

[@TwoBull-ip8mf]

ok but how will u hide from ur family while on the streets? it's not like u have money to rent an apartment​@@whydoiexist1189

[@user-pq6ck5dh3y]

I totally agree. Exam? Send the robot. Boring Meeting? Send the robot.

[@toastedbread4961]

But since 4 exist it's safe to assume that choosing 1 won't make ur robot act like u and would just sound like a robot and give chat gpt ahh responses.

[@psypherul1171]

To my needs and desires... impossible, inconceivable

[@Unwritten_Memory]

Is it squishy or grippy on the inside?

[@izanagisora]

​@@Unwritten_Memorywhy not both at the same time 😅😎😇✨

[@alexanderwilson6833]

1 and 3 so that I can feel safe when I walk places and so that I can do amazing in school

[@Turtleiy]

2, and 4. I'm lonely and then I would at least have someone to talk to

[@fierymoblin4254]

Man that ghost runner music goes hard

[@marcocar5297]

My boy that is actually cyberpunk soundtrack

[@fierymoblin4254]

@@marcocar5297 oh well it sounds like ghostrunner with my cheap ahh headphones

[@norsh4563]

Picks 1 & 2. Doesn’t elaborate. Leaves.

[@Jeager_Bomb._-_-_.]

1 and 2 Make it look like a buff version of me and make it go to school for me

[@fangmindalas6040]

Tbh, imma go with 2 and 4. I am assuming that the robot can do basic stuff like light cleaning the house, doing dishes, laundry, and vacuuming with out the need of much help. As such such that seems the most reasonable option tbh.

[@thatguywithoutadoubt]

1 and 4 I mean, if it can talk like a human so convincingly and have super intelligence, then i can just create all of the features at once in that robot.

[@bananacat5327]

I personally think it would be nicer to have the robot just looking like a robot Intelligence and convincing character

[@Kopa_Co]

I’m a horndog, so I’m choosing to make it intelligent and look like hibana, since it’s already meets my needs without features I don’t need to say much more. If ykyk.

[@SlamengFR]

1 and 3 is basically Genos from One Punch Man

[@justaracolski]

- 2 and 4 - *_Connor!_* The fuck er’ you doin?

[@TheDarkMask6666]

I get that referance ha ha 😂😂😂

[@Tsuki-simp]

-chose 2 -give them all the abilities of 1, 3 and 4 thanks to infinite personalization -personalize it how you want

[@Colgonics]

1 and 4 is the smart friend

[@ChrisBates-jy3rb]

Hyper realism+Convincing character= Best friend forever

[@OverStrive2008]

2 and 4: A robot wife basically. Could look like a video game character (for examplw 2B or Hu Tao) 1 and 3: Smart body guard, The optimal robot 1 and 2: Could be a smart robo wife but they'll probably not have much emotion. It's fine though

[@GlebOver]

1 and 4: funny guy, with some funny ideas (basically new best friend)

[@TheSecondToast]

No, I have an idea. 2 and 4: NOT a robot wife because I’m not that desperate, and believe anyone can get a gf, except for me of course. Make a cool character, make goku, just make something cool, let your inner child take over.

[@Inflamed_Forest]

oh god he sees me or sumn, its exacty 2 am. and this isnt the first time hes done this

[@dill9612]

Bro same I’m scared

[@Arnoldistvan]

-choose 1 and 3 -make the robot sneak you into area 51 -all secrets unveiled

[@yusufborabaysal324]

1 and 2 them tell it to make the robot companys head assistint profits with getting robots from the source

[@Charlie-2010]

1 ultra realistic 2 convincing 1:he runs for president 2: people think he’s a human and he’s convincing 3: he becomes president 4: he makes me co-president 5:profit

[@redpanda3617]

-choose intelligence -it comes up with a way for it to have all features -yay

[@fade_txxicxt4871]

Smart and custom appearance, make the smart bot enhance itself to be able to use all four abilities and boom, you have the full package any man would want 😏.

[@programofuse8731]

1 and 4, see how it philosophises

[@Bloodychaser]

>Pick 1 and 2 >Intelligent and Hyperrealistic Im obsessed with squirrels and using a smart bot that can pull off an hyperrealistic anthro squirrel i can use my charisma to convince people that human squirrels are humanities next step of evolution.

[@antimotors5429]

I was disgusted, then I saw your profile picture, now I'm horrified.

[@ChromaHK]

Someone call jesus down here, he needs to see this shit

[@Bloodychaser]

@@ChromaHK Jesus better come down and fix this mess humanity is, squirrels make everything better

[@ChromaHK]

@@Bloodychaser Hell naw 🗣🗣🔥🔥

[@The_Vector_God]

When I'm sad I just watch a cat put me in the wierdst situations and I just forgot why I was sad... Then I hear "You are my special"

[@arondaftari9427]

Everyone is sleeping on 1 and 2. Make it a copy of yourself and have do your work, chores, hell it can even go build a buisness empire on its own. And whenever you feel like it you can come in and take its place.

[@frablock]

1 and 2. Personality could be emulated by intelligence.

[@maxilou3198]

2 and 3, no I'm not crazy. I'm just gonna give him the funny mustache. I can't be the only one thinking it

[@Duck-gh3vm]

YES!!! Baby with moustache and is like the hulk

[@Laiminoi]

German tech is getting really advanced!

[@adribc8232]

- chosees 2 and 4 - congratulations you have a girlfriend, now she Will be loyal to you.

[@alexfoster9856]

Your my friend now, were having soft tacos later! Fr fr

[@LolitzmeDwyne]

1 and 3 to just make more copies of it to have another robot that has the option 2 and 4

[@user-ul4dg8pu2h]

Number 1. Ask the robot to program the other features into itself.

[@samthemachine-nv3ky]

Realism and intelligence, the others, would just cause a robot invasion we can't beat

[@ashr4289]

dosnt intelligence lead to robot uprising and realism makes thm indistinguishable to a human making them able to invade from the inside? so im retty sure that what you chose is the exact opposite of what you say

[@samthemachine-nv3ky]

Yes but who says a need them in the public I could keep them lable then and if they do try and start the apocalypse their too weak to defend themselves

[@samthemachine-nv3ky]

He also can't convince me not to tear his body limb from limb

[@charleschartrand6122]

>Intelligence >Strength and agility Smart Buddy that can fend for it itself and for myself is chill.I would be cool with him

[@baller6526]

-pick 1 and 4 -have finally a friend

[@Quackkr]

2 and 3 Cool helper robot No federal agencies knocking asking why you have an advanced robot that they want Tell your friends that this is Jim

[@jakeroberts9097]

1 and 2. Perfect wife 😂😂

[@VOXKON]

Me who pick 2 and 4

[@FederalBureauOfInvestigation12]

Same bro finna learn how to play Tf2

[@GoesHamo]

same

[@MakusDaCh742]

1 and 4, a smart buddy who can help me with work and can accompany me

[@thegamemaker8284]

1 and 4, either finally an equal, or someone i can learn a great deal from

[@GigabitGigabyte]

Pick 2 and 4, 1: not picking one means that, while the robot isnt superhuman level intelligence, they likely still have access to stuff like gpt, and other open AI networks, meaning theyll likely be just as intelegent, if not, slightly dumber than a human 2: allows you to make the robot hyper humanistic and personalized, likely including gender, eye color, hair color limb length skin tone, and many more, the video also says that it is basically indistinguishable from a real human, likely meaning they also have functioning downstairs areas (you freaks). And since you can change the robot's appearance at will, you could make it have several identities that it can swap between. 3: not picking option 3 just leaves you with a robot that has normal human strength and abilities. 4: picking option 4 makes the robot extremely humanistic (personality wise) allowing it to have a personality and even build friendships, with this option you literally have a friend that you can build everything around. All together with options 3 and 4, you are left with a robot identical to a human in almost every way, that can switch identities (visually and mentally) have unique personalities, likes, and dislikes, and can even act as rival, romantic partner, or bestfriend, (and yes friends with benefits you FREAKS). All around you have a great friend and new person who is likely just as dumb as you.

[@ParsTajicAfghan]

1.Get the Intelligence: 2.Make Robot to make the other features 3.Profit

[@Lord-sukunna]

Nah you are better

[@seinyaaa4504]

Boring ahh answer

[@Clutch_God360]

Choose all they ain't stopping you

[@Retro_ac]

1 and 2 because I can make millions and recreate my friends whenever I feel lonely… 😢😢😢

[@LaVistaAllen]

easily 1 and 4, you can have a really smart friend-robot thing

[@skellykenz]

Intelligence and super strength. All you’d ever need.

[@thefloatinglion9084]

Wtf I am watching this short at 2am wtf is the timing the algorithm gave me this

[@fnfexpandedleaks]

2 and 4 are probably the best if you're a person without high ego