Chopchopchopchopchopchopchopchopchopchop

[@Pantagana]

Full Rennala battle (15 minutes long): kzbin.info/www/bejne/eYSzdYuEe5WGgNk

[@Smartchimp77]

Mooka

[@alanshezar8163]

She almost had him.😆

[@aztekenen1]

i assume you sped our stone boy up to ridiculous proportions? :D

[@ornstein2419]

Good add

[@porkchoppoo]

Lol chop...poo!!

[@trimaxusrez3714]

Rennala watching in horror as a frame skipping monstrosity destroys her library and children

[@zyriantel9601]

Rebirthing as fast as her Great Rune could go

[@vadandrumist1670]

Ridiculous that even *this* takes forever to win that fight.

[@roidroid]

_Amped up Speedreader Decimates Wikipedia_

[@brentpeterson918]

She knows her turn us next

[@NeroSaja]

Hey, it had so mutch fun. Like a child in a ballpit 🤣

[@lurker-saniswatching6541]

never thought I'd be cackling like mad over the idea of the Greater Will's plans being wrecked by a wind-up robot that didn't have antivirus software installed in it

[@Pantagana]

Lol, that's the best description of this video I've read in the comments.

[@nom6758]

They over engineered this mofo too, gave him like 400 Horsepower.

[@ПавелКратиров-ф6с]

What's even funnier, those things are made by Greater Will followers

[@leonardogiuliano7314]

I love when the Watchdog Chopping Train turns back into its original position, so well-mannered

[@facepalm2834]

second best boy

[@zyriantel9601]

Just because he’s a horrific murder machine doesn’t excuse poor decorum

[@XAceZeroX]

"It wasn't me, I'm just a statue "

[@Deicide777]

@@facepalm2834 who is best?

[@bitingcat5253]

@@Deicide777 blaidd

[@Leet-iz2fz]

9:50 From their perspective, that battle was a feature length film fraught with strife, comedy, tragedy, and plot twists.

[@nodot17]

What anime fights look like to regular humans

[@lizzytrip4560]

when you're faster than Light you can only live in darkness

[@C_OnTheScene]

@@lizzytrip4560 Damn… 💀 I-…. Damn.

[@SugarImplants]

Seeing the watchdog elegantly glide across the water towards Rennala before brutally chopping the absolute shit out of her like a piece of beef is one of the most beautiful things I've seen on this platform

[@zyriantel9601]

Every “monster versus Rennala” fight I’ve seen has always been so lovely. Yes, even the metal ball army that rolled over her. Majestic.

[@mauz791]

3:24

[@epitaphtheallknowing9222]

💀

[@Integritys_Sum]

@@zyriantel9601 Even in a dream

[@dsedh23]

Akuma's special move

[@joco6960]

6:31 the fire giant throwing a literal tantrum as he misses EVERY SHOT until he finally just pokes the watch dog and gets obliterated is the funniest thing to me

[@lordofgeese6437]

Radahnn’s arrow: *slightly touches watchdog* Watchdog: it’s treason then…

[@fancymustache3793]

So you have chosen.....Death

[@Hyper_Phoenix]

"Peace was never an option."

[@C4PH3R]

Yeah totally like emperor 😂

[@KamenRiderRaiden]

" _OH BOY! HERE I GO _*_CHOPPIN_*_ AGAIN!!!_ "

[@BiggusNickus]

The watchdog just going mayhem in the background when Rennala lies helpless on the floor is just hilarious. Thanks for the laugh!

[@Official_Proxy]

Dog Maliketh: "Witless creature, what is your purpose? What are you trying to achieve?" Stone Cat: "I am speed."

[@zyriantel9601]

“Why do you covet Destined Death? To kill what?” “Well, you, for starters”

[@Slow407Lunch]

Dog:I'm gonna chase you Stone cat:Gas Gas Gasss

[@Catra159]

maliketh is cat

[@Slow407Lunch]

@@Catra159 actually malikeths structure is more similar to a dog

[@r.i.pashleybamboo6215]

Watch(DOG)

[@Shezmen88]

You have to respect the sportsmanship of letting the Fire giant show some of his moves.

[@d.watamate8231]

Obligatory “oh my god it’s Shez”

[@lizzytrip4560]

I was just like "the fire giant is over here fighting his inner demons when his outer demon is right there"

[@AzureFarWind]

Man... *PLEASE* reference this in your video

[@legogrievous9872]

It's hysterical how it keeps on chopping until the boss fully fades away.

[@Nalimias]

Watchdog really went: "DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE!"

[@gerald4606]

Chopping until they are little shreds blown away by the wind

[@lemon9.9]

They got chopped into atoms

[@kaden-sd6vb]

Rick used his immense power to simply banish the watchdog from reality

[@KINGXlll]

Does this imply that Rick knew the chopdog was too powerful to risk fighting, or did he find it so beneath him that it didn't deserve a legitimate fight?

[@ethancock2546]

@@KINGXlll I think the fact that he had to summon a small army of duplicates indicates he thought the watchdog was a threat but at the last second just decided to banish him from reality

[@fatmax2spew140]

Rick found the watchdog interesting, but once he found out watchdog had nothing else up his sleeve he banished it from existence for wasting his time

[@SyncF]

The Fire Giant really asked for it. Watchdog didn't move until it was provoked lol.

[@alfredpowell2685]

Same for radahn

[@zyriantel9601]

It was one of those terrified pokes to see if the horrible thing was still alive, they knew they shouldn’t, but they couldn’t stand not knowing what would happen

[@CallMeMimi27]

Gideon should have known better

[@ze_glitchy_gamer7629]

Same for relani

[@ArtoriasGaming0516]

@@ze_glitchy_gamer7629 relani?

[@jacobshafer1675]

I love how everytime it just atomizes something with its speed it just goes and chills in its original spot.

[@abydosianchulac2]

The fights that are comedic genius are the ones where the Watchdog starts off camera, so you get to enjoy the boss lumbering up intimidatingly and don't even have time to react before the Watchdog is in there and the boss is dead.

[@reavergaming3882]

3:50 Watchdog: "Look, can we at least talk this out?" Radahn: *shoots arrows, misses, Watchdog: "Seriously, I just wanna talk. Can we please-" Radahn: *shoots arrow, hits* Watchdog: "Fine" *Watchdog wins*

[@archangelgabriel8493]

For anyone who doesn't know, the Erdtree Burial Watchdog takes inspiration from a enemy called the Chi-bot from the Tenchu series, a game series From used to work on. It was a small, wooden mechanical puppet with the pale face of a child. It would patrol in a sitting position with a small knife in hand. A signature detail was it could levitate and and drop down in a attack.

[@xjam99]

I love tenchu. They should make another one.

[@OneLooseGal]

The more you know

[@vitriolicAmaranth]

And Sekiro is to Tenchu what Elden Ring is to Dark Souls, more or less.

[@xjam99]

@@vitriolicAmaranth I'm sorry, but I don't see a whole lot of similarities between Tenchu and Sekiro.

[@Stout936]

@@xjam99 Sekiro is a spiritual successor to Tenchu. In fact, it was originally being developed as a Tenchu game before switching tracks

[@ciaranartorias264]

the best part is how it continues to teleport around chopping until the death animation is sufficiently completed, then glides back to its starting point to sit at a random angle

[@d3viltube6]

4:00 Tomb Cat literally flies towards Radahn after that hit landed and makes him regret it

[@raybarlow9310]

My favourite part was where he said "it's chopping time" and then he chopped everyone

[@tuyua4652]

It's "Watch Doggin'" time and Watch Dogg d over everyone.

[@the_Red_Star]

"I shall remember thee, tarnished, and stay the fuck out of thine way"

[@hopexiaorosetheroyal3588]

I like that part where Rennala’s first phase took 15 minutes and Rennala’s second phase took 5 seconds.

[@ProfessionalPatches]

This just goes to show you how strong soldier of Godrick truly is

[@manaus1775]

soldier of godrick is shit... Now Rick , soldier of God is the true elden Lord

[@ProfessionalPatches]

@@manaus1775 yessss. You are completely right

[@wavestrider2160]

It took him 25% hundred blades technique to slay the beast, rick had fun for a second there

[@Monsoon440]

@@manaus1775 what about god, soldier of rick?

[@manaus1775]

@@Monsoon440 maybe but what the fuck is a soilder

[@gremlinman9724]

the watchdog rushing into renalla's classroom with so much rage that all the book piles around it are completely obliterated is some anime shit

[@valentinvas6454]

I wasn't expecting it to be able to defeat even the ultra fast revenant. Now I wonder which ultra fast enemy of roughly it's caliber could defeat it. Ultra fast crucible knight could probably do it.

[@Pantagana]

I also thought the Revenant would win.

[@kiro253]

Sh1t....those crucible knight??? Guy was already powerful without even speed buff

[@BigPanda096]

@@Pantagana ultra fast Crucible Knight

[@nicolabertini2741]

What about ultra fast Hoarah loux with grabs enabled?

[@valentinvas6454]

@@nicolabertini2741 I think he is "a bit" above the cat's caliber LOL

[@Duplicitousthoughtformentity]

The way it floats over the floor in a static pose and returns to the front of the arena after victory, only to swivel and expressionlessly stare at the fading ashes of its adversary is positively harrowing.

[@henrystonefist2341]

Sir Gideon knows that all of his bones are broken.

[@craigauclair4026]

Either that, or they're paste. 🤣

[@wzx6x6z6w]

Funny that how he missed his initial attacks. He either knew what would happen if he actually hit that thing, or his hand was too shaky.

[@ivorymantis1026]

06:36 _"He's just standing there...MEANACINGLY!"_ Obliterated some poor giant's shins.

[@Chelarino]

he was literally wavedashing on maliketh's stock loss

[@Quartzmage21]

Tekken reference

[@kaden-sd6vb]

@@Quartzmage21 nah clearly a guilty gear reference

[@Guitar-Dog]

@@kaden-sd6vb is this ironic, he said stock so it's a brawlhalla reference

[@t1glistenerelf]

No items, Watchdog-only, Final Destination

[@SunshowerWonderlab]

DougDoug reference

[@PlushLordOfTheSeas]

I love chopchop, he's the goodest boi, this had me cracking up at 6 am waking the whole house up lmao

[@nightscout9979]

My favorite part is how the Erdtree Burial Watchdog's idle animation was sped up too, but it doesn't move one iota naturally anyway. Those "sweetings" pulled off a big surprise by taking away half of this engine of destruction's HP, and the Watchdog made its own surprise by beating the Royal Revenant.

[@zyriantel9601]

Mad props to those poor kids, literally born two seconds ago and immediately drafted into a war against SPEED

[@abydosianchulac2]

Half, the cat was almost dead by the time it reached phase 2

[@decidueyezealot8611]

Zyri Antel@ Slashed in the name of speed

[@xordell1622]

6:19 POV: You spot a spider on the carpet

[@HAZYPANCAKES]

Watching the burial watchdog massacre an orphanage was the scariest thing I’ve seen

[@rmcm5823]

Him calmly watching the fire giant's second phase was pristine.

[@rexlumontad5644]

Whenever that Sword Cat Warrior was going for a walk, he asked the Bosses how's their health plan. Apparently it was great.

[@markgallagher1790]

Ah, an individual of great culture I see

[@zyriantel9601]

Watchdog going for walks is strictly prohibited by the Golden Order due to, uh… _complications_ that tend to arise from it. Not that they can stop him, but, you know, it’s technically forbidden.

[@itstk8828]

Hes a REAL fucking Watchdog

[@THEO00900]

The bosses are just watchdog food.

[@cxvghf93387u]

BITCHES LOVE CANNONS

[@blastchambers2150]

That is the most cursed scary thing I have ever seen. Like a gliding stone buzzsaw that eerily returns to where it started.

[@RB-ej8wk]

3:22 is the scariest shit

[@zyriantel9601]

Man nearly died during phase one of the Rennala fight, only to turn around and no-sell her magic on round two, what did those poor kids have to do in order to wound him so?

[@Pantagana]

@Zyri Antel I added the link for the full phase one of the Rennala fight in the pinned comment, so you can see what they had to do.

[@lucylu3342]

When you accidentally attack Akuma's cat

[@umamifan]

Some weeping angel type shii. Except it doesn't care if you look away

[@j4mb0mb47]

6:35 As the construct prepares for a strike, it stands at awe of the giant before it, a great being of immense strength and red locks that complements its fiery resolve and the bouqet of flame that sprouts from within. Here does the construct, albeit breifly, understand... "Divinity"

[@DarrielOni]

The blow which finished the battle was delivered not with malice, nor anger. Not even the cold indifference of a construct. Rather, it was gratitude which ultimately fueled the giant's pyre. For it had allowed the Watchdog to understand something it could not have imagined, and now it shall teach him in turn as well. Learn, o giant, the true meaning of pain.

[@reallycoolawesomeguy]

Sir Gideon ofnir hitting the burial watchdog once: 9:05 The erdtree burial watchdog: SMACKSMACKSMACKSMACKSMACKSMACKSMACKSMACK

[@mtwall5933]

Since his idle position holds the sword like that I just pretend he's actually slapping them with it

[@averagedoomenjoyer1232]

This made me laugh out loud :D

[@madura_uchiha_enjoyer9819]

Radans fight was glorious he shot the arrow and the watchdog just flys at him like a cartoon character and destroys radon

[@kaitlinschindler970]

you'd think you'd get bored of it at some point, but a cackle the same at every battle

[@britishnarrator6961]

Hey, remember that blue-magic Golem? You know, the one that's unreasonably tough for no reason? Do you think IT can handle any bosses?

[@wildbard4112]

I think it could handle early to mid game bosses.

[@Pantagana]

I don't remember if I encountered it during my playthroughs.

[@2Skool4Kewl]

@@Pantagana that thing is op. Under the minor erdtree in dragon barrow

[@britishnarrator6961]

@@Pantagana It's the strongest of the Golems, overlooking the Radahn arena. It has powerful magic lasers, a LOT of health, wide-ranging attacks and poise for days. plus, it only takes really big damage from critical attacks, so it might be able to win a few fights.

[@ErykBeyk]

@@britishnarrator6961 This guy can demolish Placidusax, lasers are broken against big enemies

[@kiwiofnazarick6455]

6:35 that little move is hilarious

[@Darrkerkg]

So this is what SCP-173 and SCP-096 look like while on crack

[@user-rz7hg9my6h]

The fact that this is what 173 would be like if it didn't play a game on it's own volition is absolutely terrifying.

[@WarriorKalia]

Im glad someone else thought of 173 lol

[@zinogretw]

9:10 "I know....in my bones..." bruh after all that you aint got no bones left!!!

[@craigauclair4026]

They're probably paste after that. 🤣🤣🤣

[@絶し不変なる殺戮の地平]

Nice of you to provide us with a live watchdog reaction at 0:31! very relatable reactions

[@luca377bazooka]

7:46 nah that’s toxic my boy starts wavedashing on him

[@imedudes2196]

As someone who has a soft spot for the Burial Watchdogs and thinks they're kinda cool, this was very satisfying to watch. Also, the start of the 2nd phase Rennala fight, where she's just kinda paused, looking at it like "...uh. Ok, I guess I should attack you OHGODFRYWHATTHEFUCK." And now I'm thinking about speed boosting other enemies, like the rock worms (specifically the ones that attack you by spinning around), or the golems that fire arrows. Or, dare I say it... speed Ball. Fun video, and thank you for the silly end fights. No one asked, but we needed to know.

[@Thesaurus_Rex]

Speedy Silver Ball would be very entertaining.

[@ArtoriasGaming0516]

@@Thesaurus_Rex Steel Ball Running

[@Issengan]

Theyre kinda goofy lookin tbh

[@imedudes2196]

@@Issengan Correct! I had a much longer reply, but suffice to say: I think they're animated in a neat and unique way, and I have a bias towards "weird" enemies in games.

[@dragonslayermasterornstein83]

I love their wacky walk whenever they stand up it's so out of place yet amazing at the same time

[@samanthaacus6679]

That upward angle of chop chop while “you cannot kill a god” is being said is kinda intimidating as hell

[@ShinuboruViktor]

Gideon actually did shockingly well, setting up his little law of something, his damage buffer and aggravating it with his strongest move. Maybe if he also set up the carian swords and rings of light he would’ve killed it

[@jonbezeau3124]

Sir Gideon Ofnir the All-Knowing, more like Shiva the Deceased

[@craigauclair4026]

He obviously couldn't feel anything in his bones, since they were probably paste by than. 🤣🤣🤣

[@truepickle4956]

I like how it just goes back to normal as if nothing happened at all

[@aerocreative]

0:55 Watchdog, the Un-Grafter

[@zenith8417]

That little pause after his swipe before watchdog goes crazy

[@lucastavares137]

- Appears from nowhere - Chopchops you to death - Stands thare watching you say your last words - Refuses to elaborate further - Leaves

[@amberhernandez]

3:55 - The _confidence_ here; my boy didn't even need to MOVE bahahaha!!

[@_See896]

I dont know what I expected, the title says it all lmaoooo, first couple seconds caught me off guard, spit out my drink from laughing

[@markgallagher1790]

POV: you watching the home intruder be cut to ribbons for his sin of awakening the cat

[@Averageduckfan70]

The gravity magic of radahn’s arrow pulled the watchdog toward him, little did he know that was his worst mistake yet

[@the.one.and-only]

Finally beat Malenia this week and ngl when her music started in this video my simultaneous thoughts were "god, not again" and "hell yeah, destroy her"

[@Integritys_Sum]

"haha, die trash"

[@notsogrand2837]

My favorite thing is when the watchdog flies in at mach speed, absolutely destroys the boss in seconds, then immediately flies back to where it was completely still.

[@TheAngryPasta]

This is totally my favourite one of these. The Burial Watchdogcats are so bizarre and cool.

[@DigitalHaze65536]

I love it when they do an instant 180 degree turn with their head! The walking on 2 legs is cool too.

[@just13rain]

Morgott: "Cower in fear!" One choppy boi: ☺️

[@Barry_Macaque]

Bro the way you zoom in on the statue after the bosses are dying has me dying

[@pyromaniac935]

The Malenia fight really just was: "Try to outheal this!"

[@gabhrielleofthegoldenorder8379]

The resolute Sir Gideon Ofnir was stood infront of a unresponsive cat statue, he thought to himself, "How the fuck did this thing get here?" before being turned to minced meat prompty. Ah, Sir Gideon, if only you *knew*

[@silasfreeman2595]

9:40 power to surpass even the demon itself.

[@Lukasaske]

This is the power of friendship. The first time you saw this being, you thought it was annoying and ugly, and you slew it without a second thought. But this youtuber befriended it and now it fights for them. It fights for good. Remember this lesson.

[@uvlaka8652]

Watchdog after it mutilates the boss: *"STAY DOWN, DAMNIT! STAY DOWN!"* Watchdog a second later: zooms back to it's original position like it didn't just turn bosses into bloodstains

[@Mecceldorf]

The fire giant tries to scoop it up like a loose rat and it responds by snapping his ankles. Typical.

[@SolaScientia]

It's always entertaining and/or frustrating to see how the AI handles the puzzle/gimmick bosses. I love the little arrow pointing out the last golden kid and how long it took the Watchdog to find and kill it. It's honestly hilarious Watchdog moves in these fights. I'm very glad it didn't do that in my fights against its various iterations. It's not a particularly tough boss unless it decides to bring friends to the party. That one in the Impaler's Catacombs can absolutely go to hell. I hated it spawning in a bunch of those stone imps, which would almost immediately stunlock me even when using a spirit summons. I left it be a while and then came back a bit stronger and with the Skeletal Militiamen ashes off that tibia mariner up in those watery ruins in NE Limgrave. Thankfully the imps' AI was too stupid to interrupt the skellies standing back up, so I let them handle the imps while I focused on the watchdog. The one that's in the cave near Stormveil was the one that dropped the cat stone imp helm (or an imp in that cave dropped it), which I understand is a reasonably rare drop. I've been wearing that helm for so long that I've nearly forgotten what my character actually looks like. Haven't found another helm yet with better stats or that I like more. I can also keep wearing pretty good armor and such without fat rolling.

[@sophiavickers8955]

Bit of advice - Glintstone Darts can stun them and make them frenzy, attacking allies! Same for the little imps and the big fuckin golems you find around Altus and the Mountaintops of the Giants.

[@CatGataNekosan]

Gideon: A man cannot kill a god... Watchdog: I am no man

[@gallick0060]

Average pre nerf rivers of blood fight

[@jzzycaprice]

so the Sword Cat Warrior is just a normal cat then 1:20 oh so that's what happened to the bookshelves last time, DAMN IT GARY

[@Rever900]

This is like Zeus levels of “Sees something and humps” to “Sees something and chops”

[@arcadealchemist]

9:48 KAKAROT YOU CAN NOT DEFEAT ME!

[@ashegaming3530]

I love how it skedaddles off-screen

[@Darkside-origin]

the way it didn't aggro till Rahdan fired it hilarious

[@breadman2983]

Watchdog at 3 Am in the morning, for no apparent reason.

[@LampseekerForevermore]

The violently vibrating royal revenant will forever haunt my dreams

[@FaustusGraticus]

I like how it doesn't just remain stationery but actually chops from every angle.

[@Pakun]

That Gideon fight was hilarious

[@wahoo2782]

Turns out all the tarnished needed to do to become elden lord was befriend a burial watchdog and feed it several shipping containers-worth of cocaine

[@Person-tz1tk]

the first frame I saw of the chop I burst out laughing and couldn't stop.

[@aperson9603]

I like how Gideon missess a few shot in the beginning like he knows he'll die immediaty if it hits the watchdog. Too bad he can't escape his own AI. RIP, truly the all-knowing

[@WeirderTree]

Like watching one of those insanely fast and skilled live chefs but with infinitely more wrath

[@Skyrain315]

9:50"You have a sandevistan?!" "A rudimentary implant."

[@GBlockbreaker]

"i know in my bones" mate i don't think you got any left after that

[@matthawky6879]

9:25 “a man cannot kill a dog“

[@larrysizemore2891]

This made me laugh so fucking hard. Especially the Renala part.

[@craigauclair4026]

Same. 😂

[@christiansmith4410]

In the great words of Patrick Boivin, "You think your dad beat you? Jesus get ready for this."

[@jacobelgan5196]

Malenia: "your strength... Extraordinary" The watchdog: 👁️👄👁️

[@danielfiallos6923]

Malenia. For many, their bane, as well as their biggest adversary. For Catdog knight, lord of the catdoggos.......it was wednesday

[@danielfiallos6923]

My dudes

[@boroaxcorvo7818]

The fact that after killing the Grafted Scion boss, that the Watchdog had the actual mental capacity to run from the scene of the crime cracks me up. That's what that was, a crime.

[@alfredpowell2685]

I like how the fire targeted the player not the lord of true death

[@NWolfsson]

When you get the wind-up toy to the max of its spring:

[@user-rz7hg9my6h]

I was curious who would win that deathbattle for the ages.

[@cadence_2463]

Man’s got things to do and not enough frames to care

[@RangerAce1290]

New first boss when Miyazaki is told a no-hit runner called Elden Ring easy.

[@runwords_]

I can't believe this Watchdog literally "Nothing personal, kid" teleported behind the Beast Clergyman and then hit Maliketh with the Saitama ankle breakers before turning him into a red mist.