Chopper's Meltdown

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[@dropbear6740]

This is why Aussies and Kiwi's will always be brothers, no two other nations get on as well as ours

[@dartanion0075]

Drop Bear you were part of n.s.w bro.we got ya.

[@morgancook4128]

Drop Bear maaaate ya dreaming

[@westside2039]

Lol

[@mitch2620]

Kiwi's are flogs. Moaning fucks.

[@nowankersallowed2115]

I send that pic once lol it freaked the damn yankys out. They actually believe we travel in kangaroo pouches too yet they claim to be the greatest nation in the world haha they reckon everything in Australia will kill you.. oh yeah the Canadians equally gullible because they are too polite to disagree with anything said. Fucking hilarious and those from up north hate being called yankys which is fucking hilarious because they call themselves the United states but they are so easy to stir up and set off because they ain't so United. If you really think about it you can commit a crime in one state and be killed and in another get a slap on the wrist basically. Family law I've been told differs state to state so they must have some very complicated issues that need to be assessed when having two very different stances and that's within the same nation so essentially they have divided themselves and made conflicts that have very dire consequences to some situations. I don't hate America I just don't have any desire to physically visit there.. I don't see what makes them the greatest nation on earth and that apparently caused a meltdown and made me a potential threat ?? Sheesh yankys get a sense of humour and learn to look past your own situations. There are some great yanks for sure and plenty of positive things within America but fuck me the turmoil caused was beyond ridiculous. I don't see why any one nation should be considered the powerhouse.. each nation has its good and bad including my own. But why did me giving a few opinions cause such a stir? As for the American first.. I'm not American. I'm Australian. Why should I put any other nation above my own? I just wanted to know if yanks were better in bed apparently that's a crime too. How can I say if I haven't experienced it? They claim to believe in free speech yet they are so easily upset.. I find it quite humorous honestly

[@91primera]

I love this clip, but the irony of Paul Ego wearing an anti bullying shirt hahaha

[@heyysimone]

Whys that?

[@dibbo9264]

Heath Franklin A.K.A. Chopper my favourite Comedian

[@X-Gen-001]

🤣That was brilliant. He says 7 years after it was uploaded. Ah well better late than never.

[@modifiedcarforums]

love it, have watched this clip over and over, absolutely brilliant!

[@delstrain8590]

True all so fucking right on unless its white working classes they be fair game eh? Fucking libtards ruined the country and here in UK. Fucking idiots. Need Choppers of the world in a war not these types. RIP Big Mark he lives on in imitation.

[@kangaroosmash6608]

The REAL chopper would have pulled out the sawed off straight away 🤣

[@graemel3069]

I'm Crying!🤣🤣😂🥲and 6 years later!!

[@michaelbyef1]

How did Australia go from this to the PC, Feminist regime it is now

[@UltimateThanos]

Mike Bye It's a total mystery...✡️

[@mitch2620]

@@Scottie_S You tell him mate, fuckin flog.

[@spannaspinna]

You should see the Paul hogan show

[@kezzakilla7171]

GOLD

[@nevilleanitelea1372]

Geez wish we had this in Straya… miss this banter.

[@zephuriel7139]

Paul Ego found Heath Franklin's sore spot, and just didn't poke it, but rather stuck his thumb in and twisted XD

[@optimascrime5235]

Chopper puts him in his place🤣

[@emowookie9337]

"If you liked that video"!!!! LIKED?...LIKED? And the understatement of the year award goes to...

[@planB-john]

Chopper what ,,where’s my Sawed off? 😂

[@garycoulam2443]

Cause when Kiwis and Diggers can't have a crack at each other, we all know we're not getting the best opposition. Just the way it is.

[@kVkV-sw5se]

Awesome..... chopper at his best

[@fitzyholden1036]

Gold.

[@drussthelegend007]

So when did chopper grow his ears back ? The mans a legend , I must be missing the satire?

[@mikespearwood3914]

It's a comedy character (Heath Franklin) The real Mark "Chopper" Read died years ago!

[@bodhisattva99]

says everything you need to know... every.thing.

[@whiteshadow59]

Aussie Rules actually takes intelligence unlike that meathead game of rugby

[@lukeduke3001]

im with you on that one chopper

[@caseydrought867]

classic

[@shvaughn5636]

😂😂😂 binge watching right now

[@horsecodenumbers]

Future paper winner

[@ashleyfleming8894]

The real chopper would have handled that better.

[@pspa5502]

No cheese burger for you

[@AgentDev542]

I thought it was a real meltdown. Bruh!

[@irishbaz10]

who is your man pretending to be chopper??

[@theidiotss8129]

Fckin beauty

[@whitedogproductions6153]

All the rugby bro

[@noahwillis1657]

I don't think there's anything funnier on the internet and I'm a 13 year old and I choose this as the funniest 😂

[@toernebohmite]

noah willis your parents are the reason the world is fucked.

[@curiousone2751]

desolationrow how?

[@mojoflojo3666]

noah willis Fuck off you 13yr old fuck

[@noahwillis1657]

I'm actually 14 now for your information...........AND ITS STILL HILARIOUS!!!!'n😂😂😂😂😂

[@hannahdavis3893]

desolationrow I'm 11 and I find this funny

[@shlibookensteppah]

Brutal. XD

[@kellastar79]

Very funny 100%

[@WaterMan-ss6eb]

You wear a pink tee shirt you gotta be careful

[@TheSummerwine1]

It's an anti bullying shirt, nothing to be careful about...

[@andygalloway3282]

wait. is chopper some sort of TV personality now??? Only in Australia. I hear they're getting Myra hindley for the new blind date

[@a.dstill763]

Andy Galloway that's not the real chopper

[@stevencarr2541]

the real chopper is dead

[@richardmoore777]

OMG. Your brain is dead.

[@shafserious2805]

😳

[@bamadeadhead]

LOLOLOLOLOL

[@jordanthomson7682]

fucken oath chopper! :)

[@canon899]

.....didnt even smile....

[@MrJustwatchmenow]

I'm so sorry. Hope you're better soon.

[@kangobango2115]

Chopper is stuck in the 60s

[@flipskaterdave]

2:12 "i barely care about my sickened child"

[@glensomething2800]

second*

[@pauljordan4452]

@@glensomething2800 A mate has enough siblings to field a cricket team.

[@challengeusmtb954]

Dose any one eles think that this is not the real chopper .only reason I say this is if you look up videos of chopper from a few years ago he looks a lot lot older than in this and is not as fat .?

[@a.dstill763]

CHALLENGE US MTB this is not chopper. the real chopper had his ears cut off

[@a.dstill763]

CHALLENGE US MTB plus he's old

[@challengeusmtb954]

A.D Bris thought I was going mad he died of a tumor and like you say he was old

[@a.dstill763]

CHALLENGE US MTB me too lol

[@a.dstill763]

Andy Fernon yeah alright smart ass

[@Daniel26448]

Kiwis & Aussies are both British

[@pauljordan4452]

The descendants.

[@vladvladisvlad2063]

Holy shit do kiwi's still find Heath Franklin's Chopper entertaining? haha that was gold, like 10 years ago. Catch up bros.

[@MrBraddles3128]

Vlad Vladisvlad Hm. Why are YOU here again?

[@Hellwyck]

if you think dabbing's good, you've voided your right to an opinion.

[@rerooar]

Well I left NZ a long time ago, just checking back, yip... still can't do comedy.

[@lee4171]

Jesus, kiwis find this funny?

[@yaqwsxcderfv235]

lee4171 who are the kiwis?

[@mikespearwood3914]

@@yaqwsxcderfv235 New Zealanders

[@charlotterhodes395]

yes, and what?

[@MyName-vl6jp]

Yes, and they find sheep sexually attractive. Go figure.

[@351clevelandmodifiedmotor4]

new Zealand can not do comedy,

[@Battleneter]

I found that funny and accurate

[@jackquinn4363]

Is this supposed to be funny

[@paulroberts9578]

This was so lame.

[@Critical_Ligma]

This is hands down the fuckin' funniest shit I've ever seen on 7 Days in a long time 😂😂

[@TheCarlosis]

i do love kiwi aussie banter it is gold

[@thorstenkristof9342]

egg fart twat

[@dartanion0075]

What is kiwi?

[@AgentDev542]

dartanion 007 Kiwi is New Zealander.

[@dartanion0075]

Casey Hutton New what?

[@mc-yo3ix]

murica the greatest

[@chrisrowe5400]

I can't stop watching this rant it's pure gold

[@ranshiiekrueger84]

Best shit ever!

[@DelgueAdventures]

"Idaho Jigaboos" Tell me you've never been to Idaho, without telling me you never been to Idaho! 🤣🤣

[@PSYCHOPATH_AT_LARGE]

that was the funniest melt down ive ever seen

[@phat_g]

He walked onset in jono and Ben's show after this because they're in the same studio

[@beastmode602]

play aussie rules cause nobody actually cares about the rules run it kick bounce it we don't give a shit kixk a goal oh you missed fuck it we'll give you points for trying anyway bahhaha😂😂😂 👍👌 that's gold

[@Keep_Crying_Son]

Australia invented the sheep intestine condom. Kiwi's made it better by removing the intestines from the sheep first 🤣

[@glennplumb2313]

I asked my kiwi mate how many sexual partners he’s had? He started counting and fell asleep! What do kiwis use for lube? Mint Jelly! What do u call a Jewish kiwi? A Hebro! 😂🇦🇺🤘

[@jamiehammond7401]

Ohh my I need to visit Australia now lololol lololol lololol lololol 😂

[@skiphaskell706]

Yeah ya should. Ivan is dead now

[@jordanjohnston4379]

I hear the words “West Coast Eagles”, I press like. Simple as that. GO YOU MIGHTY EAGLES

[@Prof.Pwnalot]

Lol shittest fucking team in the game.

[@kylewebb5405]

Lmfao best shit on AFL ever 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.that just made my day ..

[@cancerviewer7951]

Paul ego! XD

[@twobitbandit7603]

This shit is funny! Makes me wanna go through old Benny Hill. Pssst I'ma Yank. As for the racist jargon... Yeah it's scary to be an American, regardless of race.

[@kiwibear7965]

Being Half Australian - He's Half Correct and makes a Good Point! #ClassicContent

[@comradechris7975]

2:55 your welcome

[@Hellwyck]

*you're welcome

[@mattgthor]

10 seconds late

[@ben_abbey]

Holy shit thats good 🤣🤣🤣

[@leonvanderschaaf9378]

This guy is so funny!

[@Doofus1237]

6 dislikes from the Aussies? 😂

[@stevenellis6515]

That's not the real chopper just look at the ears. (He.s got them)

[@auzzieowns69]

Obviously not, he's dead. This is a comedian who plays him, Heath Franklin.

[@GavTatu]

be better to tape his ears back.

[@richarddarrah9368]

Really holey shit i never realised

[@jamesleon4883]

That why I clicked I was hoping for some violence.

[@sergeybrin6701]

I enjoyed that so damn much

[@pilummurialis6490]

He's right, the I.Q for people watching footbal is a single digit

[@Maximus-pt8lq]

Briiliant

[@tonywebster8582]

He doesn't even sound like him. Not very convincing.

[@mitchellfitzgerald8220]

Because it's a comedy character based on Chopper, dumbass

[@JungleNation333]

America : I acknowledge my wrongdoing and admit I made a mistake. I trust we can move forward Kiwi : Yeah Nah Yeah Maybe Ay Shot Cuz Algood bro We Sweet? Chur

[@michaelbudden7243]

A big fan from a far away land .... Looking forward to some new & future clips, bite size is purrfect for Twats like me on Twitter ;-)

[@anonymousarnarchy2427]

OMG.... this is infact the original and only CHOPPER

[@Jordan-gh6mg]

anonymous Arnarchy chopper had no ears

[@glensomething2800]

woosh

[@amosonyoutube]

😂

[@brianhoffman1499]

Just don't have an argument with an Australian in the out back.....a boomerang is ok....but a cross bow is unfair

[@horsecodenumbers]

Hey George you should auction your dressing gown 🐞⚰️

[@RSS819]

You don’t have to b3 l8ke that! 🤪🤣🤪🤣

[@jasonwright9405]

Hearings are spazzies, right? Gfy

[@nevilleanitelea1372]

FUCKEN hilarious 😂

[@greatsouthernoverland]

Oh thats F..ing GOLD!!!!!

[@kylewebb5405]

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏🔥👏👏👏👏😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@andrew3912]

I thought there were all trying to kill me

[@panszuba]

We need more of that stuff!!!

[@14CJ]

Here in Australia we call it gay f l instead of AFL anyway

[@coops9871]

The guy had banter

[@pspa5502]

Burp burp

[@paularlukiewiczimtherealem7446]

handolbaa

[@shaunclewless8367]

if that's chopper i'm the queen mother

[@rjsmithy8735]

Is that even chopper

[@mikespearwood3914]

no:Heath Frankin.

[@richarddarrah9368]

Yeh he come back from the dead

[@pauljordan4452]

@@mikespearwood3914 Heath Franklin. Quite funny.

[@melfaloon5018]

Is this the same mark chopper read? Did he get his ears back on

[@vvjjkk]

David Humphries Nah, it's Heath Franklin

[@glensomething2800]

he cut his ears back on

[@springhill9967]

EPIC indeed

[@thisisben3593]

Racist names ?? Red skins? That's the biggest joke there haha

[@a.dstill763]

that's not chopper

[@a.dstill763]

ThatAussieGirl you say no shit but most people in the comments think it's him

[@carolynfletchere-davies3250]

The most unfunny programme on TV 🤮🤮

[@emohruo7996]

Well the Kiwis are right about the GAYFL

[@willdrums7493]

its 7 days till my birthday ;)

[@BallzMcGavin]

No body gave a fuck Then Nobody gives a fuck now

[@rayjaymor8754]

Funny thing is, that as a NSW resident, I actually side with the Kiwis here: NRL > AFL any day :-P

[@Prof.Pwnalot]

Being from Melb, i think both are fucked lol. Prefer watching paint dry (Cricket), and basketball / shit of the like. AFL and NFL are both pretty fucking gay. Bunch of guys playing stacks on.

[@horsecodenumbers]

Chopper got he's Nick name from eating chops all the time😂😂😂😂😂

[@stevethedonful]

No he really didn’t

[@horsecodenumbers]

@@stevethedonful and he loved sausages and lots of salt

[@stevethedonful]

Paul Sparks yep

[@horsecodenumbers]

And he was bred from big time idiot 🖕