I'm a 40 year old toddler and I dabble in black magic

[@spacefonz949]

Don't worry, you still fit a Renaissance artist's interpretation of a 5 year old.

[@LilUFO9499]

Neckless and middle aged, like a true renaissance baby

[@DimensionDoorTeam]

AKCHTUUALLY its medieval like Romanesque or Gothic, but not Renaissance, but i still get the joke.

[@planescaped]

Seriously, all the paintings were of tiny middle aged men.

[@andrerey29]

@@DimensionDoorTeam Was gonna write the same lol. Don'tnt worry OP, your comment still made me laugh hhahaha Fun fact: Renaissance actually got rid of that hilariously "bad" medieval art.

[@dylanmonstrum1538]

Lmao damn isn't that the truth

[@luckydueces5873]

I like how Jesus knows he’s doing bad shit yet just gives him a little scolding

[@TheBestDoorSkeelz]

That is pretty canon for Jesus.

[@zeroxcollusion]

@@TheBestDoorSkeelz Well actually...yeaaahh

[@spiritbx1337]

Considering that God killed millions, Evil Jesus' deeds must seem pretty minor in comparison.

[@luckydueces5873]

@@spiritbx1337 I mean you’re right he even gave evil Jesus his powers so

[@yungquagton]

i think the angriest he got is when char picked up the banana

[@Predator20357]

“I’m just a baby!” Yah okay 40 year old dwarf that’s casting spells

[@FattySpiffo]

the baby is five years old but he looks like a dwave 40 year old man

[@releo269]

Damn evil jesus is taller than charborg

[@2themax351]

Not only that, has more hair than them.

[@Gabronthe]

@@2themax351 Not only that Jesus has hair! if you don't include Charborg's fursuit.

[@Reac2]

Ever since Charborg started playing with that Jerma fella it seems hes grown shorter, but I could swear I see premonitions of his hairline returning. Weird

[@justagamer1160]

true true

[@Shaqiliciouss]

There are no good streamers over 5 feet tall. Charborg, Jermany Albertson and moist Charlie being prime examples

[@TheApollo90]

Someone should mod the magic into Wrestling Revolution so he can literally wrestle as god.

[@suna3000]

lmfao someone do this

[@reeceshugrue6167]

Mdickie should port his superhero game to PC, Charborg would have a blast with it.

[@lin80085]

can make an evil jesus when hugh mann dies

[@TheApollo90]

@@reeceshugrue6167 I’m sorry he has a superhero game that ISNT on PC?

[@thebadwolf3088]

@@TheApollo90 yup

[@Rekoyuu]

You're probably the first person I've seen who kind of played this game and didn't immediately resort to violence and chaos

[@TheBlackwolf5011]

hol up. what video did I watch?

[@221Prohunter]

@@TheBlackwolf5011 He actually talked to Jesus a few times and progressed the story, other people just kill everyone and don’t do anything else lol

[@TheBlackwolf5011]

@@221Prohunter that's actually really fair. i haven't even seen anyone talk to Jesus. so good point.

[@Spacebugg]

Key word: *immediately*

[@HamazuraGOD]

@@221Prohunter Of all the You Testament playthroughs I've seen, they've all spoken to Jesus and progress

[@owenrees3169]

Love how man gets his leg healed back into existence and all he can say is oh hey thanks

[@BierBart12]

I mean, he could walk just fine without the leg

[@i.korezom]

This is crime baby's ancient ancestor

[@paleoberd]

Personally accepting this as canon

[@Quirksvil]

To this day I can't tell if MDickie made this game to teach Bible stories, or to make fun of Christianity. It's a game where you are literally given the option to set Jesus Christ on fire but it's presented to you like it's educational I genuinely can't tell if it's genuine and just bad or a parody

[@StrawRaccoon]

The name is so tongue in cheek that it gas to be somewhat ironic

[@ilyakoni6887]

Dont sure if he's a religious man but wrestling empire games has alot of little interview sections with various in-game characters where they ask you about god, afterlife etc. and if you answer "incorrectly" they will be clearly unhappy bout that.

[@erichvondonitz5325]

@@ilyakoni6887 and response will always be murder

[@bobograndman]

@beefdaddy76 all of his games use the same code. The prison one, the wrestling one, the university one. The dude is a master of making games so bad they're instantly good

[@illeagle3220]

That's it. You described every M.D game

[@TheRealRusDaddy]

My favorite part is when evil jesus suddenly grows 6 feet to get out of a pool he walked right into then again suddenly shrinks back down to his proper hight

[@eethanl]

i loved it when he became a giant just to eat a bananya that was on a table

[@TheRealRusDaddy]

@@ImmenseNihilist yeah i was yelling at him to levitate i didnt even think about editing his height to get out lol

[@Spacebugg]

I love there was a random sword in the middle of an open field and he somehow managed to fall right on it

[@oofnoob2409]

"¹ He was judged twice, and on the second time, he was found guilty, and thus to face execution. Yet his pure evil set him free from the cross! And he dragged himself, bloody, beaten... ² Yet still alive, thanks to the devil. And that was the last ever heard from the obscure 13th disciple. ³ His whereabouts are unknown to this day, although... It is still rumored that Evil Jesus is yet to return. To set fire yet again to these peaceful lands." - Char, Chapter 14, Verse 1-3.

[@RuggedWogan]

Jesus quoting Star Wars and Spiderman, Charborg surviving being crucified amidst a big punch-up. 10/10 Biblically accurate.

[@joshuadeel7387]

So excited to learn from Jesus, keep up the great educational content!

[@thefool1086]

Evil baby jesus*

[@KillaRai9]

I love how he got crucified for killing a guy that didnt die but the person he got accused for murdering also got crucified

[@Kekatronic]

I love the way people run at you to rock your shit in mdickie games

[@stefani.5737]

Just realized this game has no blinking. What you're witnessing is your characters eyes receeding in and out of their skulls.

[@Bucketus.Lord.of.Buckets]

Mat Dickie is one of Earth's greatest treasures

[@sirprize5191]

CLAIM UR PC I AM HAMID THE AMERICAN 😅

[@Zomby_Goast]

I didn't know you could get down from the cross! I always thought crucifixion was basically an extended game over

[@thebadwolf3088]

I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be a game over, unless you have enough heath

[@Humongous_Hongonggolongus]

​@@thebadwolf3088 naah it's under the cheats section, which charborg used to get off the cross and gain all abilities, but in his defense evil jesus would have drowned, in a small pool if he didn't.

[@endlos666]

You hold space on the cross to get down.

[@BierBart12]

​@@endlos666 Damn, someone should've told Jesus about that

[@nibletshniblet]

The idea of a 1ft middle-aged baby man with a balding problem running around ass naked is scary

[@SwervinJirvin]

Some of the things Jesus said here are unironically really profound

[@DoubleSpoiler]

my favourite thing is how charborg will always value money and weapons in games where there is nothing to spend money on

[@willsith9762]

Finally, a genuinely good media depiction of Christianity that isn't just Veggietales.

[@henrygrey7857]

21:45 evil Jesus:Well well well isn’t the consequences of my actions.

[@Floydknight]

“This is Evil Jesus, he’s 5 years old and one foot tall” is one hell of an opening

[@blight00000]

Whoever it is that's making these games deserves an award

[@nawsih848]

@@eldonhill4840 racing games??

[@Dubmentia]

Mat Dickie

[@tomthestone1470]

Char literally said so

[@Jesterpain.]

Evil jesus died for his sins

[@DawnOfFate]

takes the term man-child to its peak comedic definition

[@aurl3119]

My daily dose of nightmare fuel, thanks again charborg

[@logan_wolf]

19:57 "How was it? What did you see up there?" I think he saw his life flash before his eyes!

[@Skirbleenis]

This is an interesting video to pop up while I’m on the toilet

[@Wersawec]

Wtf man. I m literally on a toilet rn 💀

[@Skirbleenis]

@@Wersawec he summons the shitters

[@player0258]

This is crazy, I just sat down..

[@Wersawec]

@@player0258 the guy who made this comment is a magician.

[@Epicgirl368]

Shitters unite

[@bungerthatoneguy]

he dabbles in black magic 10/10

[@nickster_xd8937]

This game seems amazing! It’s like being a menace in Skyrim but 100x better because the AI is so random and unpredictable!

[@hoshitoshi]

"hey, i'm 5" proceeds to beat the shit out of a random dude THE TIMING OF THE ADS IS KILLING ME LMAOOOO THEY'RE SO PERFECTLY TIMED I CAN'T EVEN BE UPSET

[@victoriouswinner7745]

3 minutes in and charborg has already possessed Jesus. Never change.

[@coderaccoon6061]

Well..that ending isn't ominous

[@isaiahnaing9361]

I'm so glad I found your channel your MDickie game playthroughs put me in tears

[@evanwilliams1839]

Incredibly accurate depiction of Jesus Christ that his response to being attacked is to hug his attacker.

[@Immemor1al]

"Stop it or we'll remove you from society" "Heheh, MEEHHHHHHH" *Sends him into space with the flick of his hand*

[@mav4899]

I like how this video already got age restricted. Keep up the good work, Charbo

[@getbopped9071]

I found this channel like 4 days ago and holy shit.. my life has changed for the better😂😂

[@eldonhill4840]

Have you seen his main channel yet? He hardly ever uploads on it but he edits all the videos himself and they're great

[@paleoberd]

@@eldonhill4840 Who edits the videos on this channel then?

[@eldonhill4840]

@@paleoberd I think it always says in the description but there are a couple different editors he works with

[@IAm18PercentCarbon]

0:26 I've watched this a lot, and only just now noticed the little peeling sounds edited in when Jesus blinks.

[@mrnacc]

19:01 Peter griffin laugh

[@finncool6538]

Dudes a size of a ruler

[@EatinPaste]

...so how did he get out of that one pool? Because, when he streamed this, he got stuck in it for so long that I got tired and went to bed.

[@RyoandRui]

He edited his character to be normal size, walked out, then edited him again back to baby size.

[@EatinPaste]

@@RyoandRui ty ty.

[@spacecadet9289]

The only thing I learned from this is that Jesus only cares about whether or not you like bananas.

[@nuirejuvini9951]

I fkn love how the cross for the baby says 'INRI'. Literally calling him Jesus HAHAHAH

[@crab264]

Okay, Evil Jesus might be a little mean, but he does have a better hairline than Charborg so it’s okay

[@ScirioBirdLover]

I love and hate that the baby just permanenty has a c: face

[@p3ngu1n55]

my head-cannon is that this is crime baby’s ancestor

[@Zerr988]

This baby vs crime baby

[@airesu3385]

Can't wait to show grandma

[@suna3000]

have you shown it to her? has she opened her third eye?

[@arlocke]

YEEEEEEEE I have not seen someone play this game in SO LONG! I'm so pleased thank you chrgbrghe

[@tacosupreme1984]

Mdickies games are really good I hope he keeps making them.

[@aloeera]

the funny thing is, i don't believe satan has ever actually killed anyone, while god has committed genocide

[@tomthestone1470]

Shame the editor skipped over the hour of Evil Jesus saving Jesus from prison

[@twixen835]

Charborg : The Return of Crime Baby

[@evilgibson]

reminds me of the gnostic bibles where they document Jesus' early life of being the shittiest little brat ever. Like sending bears after old people or creating live clay birds because it's funny

[@ItsMilkTime]

Another great video Charles, keep up the good work

[@lolman12334]

Been watching since the start, this is probably the funniest video you've done so far

[@endlesslytired]

I just finished binge watching all your videos, what a trip it has been

[@doomslayer4790]

Are we not going to talk about how the rest of this stream was about if wobo could open a fridge if he was a mouse with a crowbar his size🤣

[@bigdumguy1974]

Evil Jesus goes to hell to find Satan- teams up with Necropantser instead.

[@blackmerkit142]

Bro learns how to summon fire balls and instead of taking a month to train decided to go massacre like 13 people

[@ryuzaki_og]

"baby jesus" lol

[@ShinyShilla]

"This is evil Jesus" My man, I already love this. Miss the lives so much

[@_Jay_Maker_]

God, I've wanted to play _Hard Time_ for years. MDickie really does have a certain charm. Also, lmao at this age gate. Fucking KZbin.

[@Maartwo]

Haven't seen this game since Brote Am's videos. Good old times. I like how Evil Jesus is the complete opposite to Jesus.

[@Than_a_Toast]

This is what Judas thought he was doing 😭😭

[@Donimck]

oh god the eyes sink into their skull to blink

[@StrawRaccoon]

Charborg and MDickie. Name a better combo.

[@GeologicalNerd]

Man I wish this was a longer vid. This is great!

[@chebypattern]

I recently watched "Life of Brian" by Monty Python, and this fits the narrative very well

[@graycrest806]

Wait a sec, you can't use spells on npcs before the main quest line is over. How were you able to attack several important characters with spells before the game ended? Normally you'd get repelled and they'd say "I have a greater destiny than you could ever realize."

[@graycrest806]

Jesus is another important npc that usually cannot be affected by spells like possess... Very strange

[@hatad321]

He either already beat it (he did know immediately where jesus was), or modifed the file to allow it.

[@graycrest806]

@@hatad321 You're probably right

[@darkChozo8]

Pretty early on in the stream he got stuck in a pit and tried a couple of cheat codes to get out. I believe one of them was a "unlock all spells" code. So that's probably why?

[@graycrest806]

@@darkChozo8 Probably... I didn't know that could be done. Normally when you try using a spell on an important npc, your character will get blasted away and then they'll lecture you lmao

[@zombiemanisbetterthanshotg5314]

you are the perfect person to play these games

[@Cicaryo50]

I was waiting for this

[@beefsupream6943]

so this is how the mandela catalogue started

[@whitehuayra]

I loved this stream! I watched the whole thing 3 times 😂

[@Snazzydaps]

I love how the thumbnail looks like Danny Devito

[@mr.vincec6402]

Oh no... He found the you testament game!😰

[@BruhIsHere]

Mystical baby

[@Charborghater48]

Cardboard saying nuh-uh makes my day 😊

[@Gabronthe]

19:53 I think god might be a sham. That person was weightless and should never have fallen.

[@themigtyboosh]

Cotton Hill fights Jesus Christ Seriously he looks like Hank Hill’s dad.

[@torkaumbra1826]

Char: why did youtube warn me about your content. What did you do?! Video starts: “this is evil jesus” Okay

[@sinnnymph]

this is so horrifically funny omfg i am terrified of evil jesus

[@ThePatriotsrule1]

Dude I was just going through MDickies games catalog but i and my religious gf couldn't believe there was a 2D game of the 2nd coming. Thanks for this Edit: I was on MDickies site because of you and wrestling empire, I've been hooked for months

[@ThePaperKhan]

2nd coming? Do you mean the You Testament?

[@kouuraki494]

I double dare him to play the muhammad one

[@lilyuh4487]

i dare him to pull a bro team while playing it

[@Gabronthe]

MDickie should put some of these mechanics in Wrestling Empire?

[@yess___]

i love when you play mdickie games

[@TheG_Boy]

Charborg turned this game into Postal 2

[@burnmanderson246]

The next title will probably: be 5-year-old baby follows Satan to save Jesus

[@sushicat2812]

Ngl I loved Mdickies games I like how CHRBRG is making them more perfect

[@sushicat2812]

I remember playing Mdickies games in the past on mobile and showing to all my friends calling it a hidden gem

[@Ian_Paneque]

I really want to know why MDickie decided to do an christian game using an WWE game engine.

[@ahuman6256]

bro played himself

[@dubblejumpchump]

Your videos brighten my day buddy

[@Velossitee]

This makin me think of George Castanza

[@lummoboi]

Babe wake up, the new Charborg vid just dropped.

[@MrPear40]

The old testament hittin different ngl...

[@RedPanda0010]

I love your videos!