Feeding my nephew to a bear for no real reason

[@jimbabwe3]

Charborg did two things for the family throughout his entire life 1: made a stone hatchet 2: filled a bucket with three berries

[@stonkscomie5056]

I mean there was the hair things

[@CrossBreedTacoHD]

He hoed one plot of land as well. Hard worker that one.

[@Thomas44223]

Yeah I see you eating but what else?

[@goldblood8471]

He almost feed a child to a bear to

[@doggowazhere7016]

he also threw a kid into the artic

[@alpho789]

‘hair’ - small child, 2024

[@heavygaming7206]

famous last words

[@StMrAuditor]

hair

[@alpho789]

oh god where did all the likes come from

[@HLScientistGaming]

- small child before getting thrown at a bear by his dad, 2024*

[@Tri-zzen23]

- 504 BC*

[@edenfeledrum1540]

charbo was motivated to work for about 5 seconds and then immediately gave up on it and assumed his natural role of being a parasite

[@sanguillotine]

He got the ceo mindset

[@fishyfish1917]

classic youtuber/streamer fulfilling their natural role in the ecosystem

[@daseapickleofjustice7231]

At least his virtual self is honest to his material one and thats all we can ask for ☺️

[@AdamantLightLP]

@sanguillotine

[@sanguillotine]

@@AdamantLightLP thanks, man

[@dogestronaut]

The poetic justice of Charborg trying to feed the kid to a bear but getting mauled himself was so funny

[@Vrikrar]

The timing of it was impeccable.

[@thevenator3955]

The fact that it stared the kid right in the face for 3 seconds and then turned around and beelined to towards Charborg lol

[@mantraki]

Sounds like a story you would find in the bible

[@snakesan7724]

That ending was so cinematic tho, shout out to the editor

[@sopphi]

i wish smokuloid was real

[@compilererror2836]

she char on my borg till i get mauled by a bear

[@rosythedoog3734]

Fr

[@Penultimeat]

[LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]

[@junkeyz]

@@Penultimeat she... maul on my bear till i char borg?

[@kaylasheblosky8454]

[not so loud buzzer]

[@Ricksdetrix]

🎵she char on my borg till i get mauled by a bear🎵 🎵 take a kid away from town cause he made fun of my hair 🎵

[@CornCringle]

12:20 im actually crying, the music timing and pay off was so immaculate

[@phooeyjr6545]

do you know what that song is

[@saint.z1ggy]

@@phooeyjr6545I was just trying to figure that out too

[@thogwedgie]

@@phooeyjr6545i wanna know too im like freaking out it sounds great

[@potat2757]

@@phooeyjr6545 No apology by Mike Stringer

[@hel2727]

​@@potat2757thank you

[@dogflap947]

2:20 "Mother may I have some carrot?" "No." "But I'm starving Mother!" "As am I child."

[@jimbabwe3]

@@dogflap947 that woman was savage lol. she just looked her newborn child in his eyes as he slowly starved to death in front of her

[@bryn1063]

​@@jimbabwe3 well she probably did the same to the older sister

[@thebasicbeetle9047]

The final minute of the video is one of the funniest moments ive seen in my life

[@altyyeahman9521]

10:43 is the funniest moment “Did I just have a baby?” Spoken with genuine concern/confusion 😂

[@ashmander3465]

That's impossible

[@HeyItsFlank]

I WAS THE NEPHEW CHILD IN THE ENDING - MA, I MADE IT INTO A CHARBORG VIDEO (Also last child in the intro :D )

[@Memez_Scavenger]

Prove it

[@mealsies131]

@@Memez_Scavenger how?

[@walrus_jones]

So happy that charbag has embraced motherhood

[@sparky6757]

Chairbog

[@pintyen]

@@sparky6757 carbug

[@greenyxd7298]

YES, OHOL is just perfect for you. glad you tried it a second time now. infinite content potential

[@neatodorito9652]

2 Hours 2 Lives

[@eveliscent8862]

@@neatodorito9652 1 Bear 1 Hair

[@cp2676]

LOL​@@eveliscent8862

[@limabees]

Everything went wrong when he sent that child to die for calling him bald. I think he was punished by the gods for his sins

[@osubiu]

1:11 almost cried

[@Bonnie_da_forest_cat]

Me too

[@TiegonBerry]

its so funny how the bear stared at the kid and then went for Charborg.

[@clem_the_lemon]

serious props on the editing in this vid- was cracking up so much 😭😭😭

[@kaspiang6696]

This needs to be a series The first video was beautiful with the music

[@flandersnatch2285]

Charbear, the new wacky character in the charboverse

[@sinarots]

for anyone interested, there is a free version of this game that is more friendly and has way more content!

[@setamonk6424]

It's called TwoHoursOneLife

[@wolfwyvern3662]

@@setamonk6424 what kind of more content does it have

[@oracheese]

@@wolfwyvern3662 these are some that i can think of: - you live for two hours/120 in game years (you can die early whenever you want though) - you can toggle fertility so you dont get a baby when you dont want to - you can choose spawn codes to build your own place without having to wait for chances to become an eve, can also come back to that place when you want - expanded crafting, some mechanics are different, some are new and some arent there - killing, griefing, stealing things and such arent allowed, so you cant do some of the things that happened in this video - extra settings in vanilla (zooming, keyboard actions, coordinates, yum/objects finders, danger tiles, etc) its recommended you play without these settings at first though

[@setamonk6424]

@@wolfwyvern3662 Oracheese made a really nice summary. Only thing I'd emphasize more is the amount of added recipes. THOL has twice the craftable items, from buildings, clothes, food to a more in-depth progression and recently added electricity. Can't speedrun everything in 2 hours like OHOL Creator of OHOL basically gave up on the game years ago and did bare minimum just to keep the revenue rolling, while THOL had active devs the whole time.

[@setamonk6424]

@@wolfwyvern3662 Oracheese made a really nice summary. Only thing I'd emphasize on more is that THOL has twice the craftable items if not more. From food, clothes, buildings to a more in-depth progression. And you can't speedrun it in 2 hours like OHOL Basically OHOL's creator gave up un the game years ago and only did bare minimum to keep the revenue rolling, while THOL had active devs the whole time.

[@Redd.xd69]

13 seconds, he throwing it back

[@toon4783]

just put 0:13

[@ultrakeen894]

New record

[@whoalookout8578]

No lie, this is by far the funniest gaming channel on youtube Every video has multiple huge laughs Edit: sorry guys, my cat stepped on my keyboard. What I meant to say was: this video was alright

[@morganicsmoothie964]

it seems your cat enjoyed it, perhaps you should continue watching lots of charborg videos to please your cat.

[@whoalookout8578]

@@morganicsmoothie964 My cat has been watching him and I've been around, so he's growing on me

[@ChinaResidence]

I hated the times when my grandparents would throw me to the ground in the hopes that the bears ate me instead of them. So glad im not one of these losers who got ated or died by the common flu. Lmao.

[@SomeDudeIGuessLol]

>starts to play the game >dies multiple times >is finally getting born in nice family and is grown up now >mother dies >goes to get berries and fails >becomes bald >leaves kid somewhere in ice land >bear attack >somehow even more people die >tries to feed kid to a bear but get's hit by bear and dies >end everyone died

[@bananomet4052]

Damn, the game is still alive. Been years since I played it.

[@crisperstorm]

I remember years ago watching criken play this on Thanksgiving and once again Thanksgiving grants this game

[@BierBart12]

"I shall be fuel" are some hard last words

[@cyber_nuggets8302]

That bear at the end had a spiritual connection, he knew he had to kill baldborg

[@keocatnip]

give me like an hour dude i need to make food to watch this with

[@mewhenthemewhenstheme]

Was it yummy

[@keocatnip]

@@mewhenthemewhenstheme heckk yeahh thanksgiving is no joke

[@blandberry9622]

Domo

[@meipoomi]

thank you chargbor for the amazing vieo . happy tghanksgiving

[@AlanaBananaCanada]

Damn, karma just dosen't care about misunderstandings. Beautiful ending.

[@HuwRees]

That's the funniest final 30 seconds in any video on this here website

[@TwistedHBG]

bald by

[@Wishtelle]

hbg jumpscare

[@end_musix1636]

this was so funny i actually watched twice even with 600k subs this dude is still super underrated

[@dinodare1605]

Tima living was a highlight, it makes the intro gag so wholesome.

[@CarsonRBrown]

Charbor almost married his sister confirmed

[@olitapp5361]

"SORRY FOR YOUR L" is sending me

[@chaoshua9793]

Ending was absolute cinema

[@LtsTalkAboutit]

I laughed so hard when the bear darted off and got you instead of the kid. 😂🤣🤣

[@Thes__]

Not even a minute into the video and a baby died already. Incredible.

[@jermaenjoyer]

bless the charborg gods you posted right as i’m trying to hide during a family gathering i needed my daily dose of charby

[@jackpaxton9391]

We need more of this game. I want to see how far you and chat can get.

[@carlomaster1o596]

TIMA being alive was such an insane crossover

[@samboatman6688]

Charm me borg

[@kevinthecatgod9430]

I am so happy right now. I've been pretty sad that I just don't see much 1H1L/2H1L content anymore, and here comes charborg. He ALWAYS knows what we want. A little scary tbh...

[@Entropy101Q]

Literally rewatched his other 1H1L video yesterday, and it somehow manifested this one.

[@joel-M.D]

The editing on this one was fantastic

[@deinelokalekartoffel167]

MY LIFE IS SAVED BY ANOTHER CHRBRG VID

[@T-Jex]

That one Bear took down the entire village

[@Sillysalamanca]

Hair is the sleeper agent activation key

[@FOH999]

loved the video but huge thanks for showing me that Mike Stringer song during the outro.

[@petar2868]

I must see more, please play more Mr.Borg

[@Taror1]

Didn't expect much, but by the end you had me laughing with tears in my eyes. Absolutely hilarious, thanks for the video.

[@serialdreamer8386]

"F" -Last words of a baby that suffered instant combustion.

[@morganicsmoothie964]

what an epic finale

[@colorchangingring]

OH MY GOD SOMEONE MADE A NEW VIDEO ABOUT THIS GAME YAY

[@cold1895]

Charborg is literally the prophet Elijah 2 Kings 2:23-24 And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

[@arkonomus]

THE FUCKING BEAR AT THE END I CANT

[@darry.4387]

“Do you eatin, what else!” Is so crazy 😭

[@DeeDude]

He accidentally killed himself trying to kill a kid all because he thought the kid was making fun of his baldness

[@beoriginal1205]

Soundtrack for this one went nuts, love to hear more music like it in future videos

[@StrawberrySerotonin]

I am subscribed now, happy Thanksgiving 😂❤

[@sunnyd9884]

the gameplay with fellow chat members legit so much better than with ppl that afk eating snacks in a pre built utopia like usual in this game

[@armadilloalien854]

The problem with this game, is you get punished when your kids don't survive, so you end up having to feed them berries for half an hour, only for them to die anyway. Also yes I am salty. I blocked this game on my steam for a reason.

[@setamonk6424]

@@armadilloalien854 Heard of THOL? Most of the Jason's dumb mechanics were removed there with way more content and moderation so griefing is rather rare. Eves can respawn though, so it plays a bit differently. But far better version IMO. It's F2P as well so worth giving it a go, I've been having a blast compared to OHOL, would refund that sh*t if I could. Great idea, poor execution.

[@rocket_is_so_flipping_cool]

watching this while waiting for the hot glue to dry on my bucket head. making my first fursuit rn! so excited

[@liveen]

generations upon generations CHRBRG believes us gone but we keep fighting we're still here, mama

[@JuggyFM]

"want xbox" peak baby roleplay there

[@Spoopie-s7s]

My glorious king charborg

[@kmartin8025]

“That’s a rall egg” 😂

[@jadenmota9502]

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU TO PLAY THIS GAWDDD

[@nineexists6621]

the fact that a single bear took out like 4 generations is so funny

[@wasperfly]

I think things were going pretty well before the bear attacked. People only starved 50% of the time!

[@InMyOpinion005]

Thanks for the thanksgiving upload charbo 🥰

[@Jamie-kk5fq]

We need more of this game, funniest thing I've seen in a while

[@Croissantsaretasty]

What a lovely family day out

[@BabyStolasHootHoot]

Him finding tima is wholesome a bit

[@randomdude-lj6gk]

Karma hit him real quick 8:01

[@kidcurtiss]

Happy thanksgiving charborg and everyone else

[@eden8992]

finding Tima was still alive was so cool, idk why

[@Ace-d1k]

When char upload, smile form

[@LeonardAndHisBiscuit]

Tima: "The end is near." *runs away* Charborg: *turns around to watch her go, suddenly goes bald*

[@Neso_azetas]

omg tima lived

[@paulsharke]

That bear attacking Charborg instead of the kid might be the funniest thing I've ever seen on one of his streams

[@Space_Cased]

Ahhh, I missed this game, its cozy with a hint of existential dread!

[@lechonkthelegod4945]

We can only hope that charborg doesn’t ever forget who his sister if he ever plays this again

[@DommeDakDuif]

Please do more !! I love the game concept but nobody makes content

[@gracegirl1086]

I usually hate watching this game, but you made it so funny!

[@trinigirlsimmons4077]

his mother casually stood there watching her newborn baby slowly starved to death....

[@legal371]

the incessant guitar strum made me wanna scream

[@newtybot]

“keep go up, momma love you” 😢

[@Maxblueninja1]

Wait I remember this game oml

[@Maxblueninja1]

On mobile

[@PinnePon]

Oh my goodness! How joyous!

[@Coolasspumkin]

Spoiled with charborg on thanksgiving day

[@jasonpudder7763]

Happy Thanksgiving Char! 🦃🦃

[@aliengoat9418]

I enjoyed taking part of this as eve joe, I'd love for charbrbrg to do this again

[@L30M00N]

The bear cave foreshadowed the fall of this civilization

[@-zelkoto-]

Just keep being you man. Your awesome

[@azazelspaced]

She char on my borg till I feed my nephew to a bear for no real reason

[@PatienceMarie88]

The poetic justice of it all was absolutely beautiful.

[@azzikko2688]

Hell yes, I love when you play games like this.

[@coatbee8876]

Quickly become one of my favorites

[@Pige0nsRoulette]

i havent laughed in so long omg thank you